fleshlight complaint

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here's a idea, kys virgin. if you can't get the real thing then theres no point in living, loser.

>>38722783
t.weebfaggot

How the fuck did you even reach the bottom they're like 9" deep

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>>38722853
It's not the bottom. its the front that split.

>>38722901
OH i see, then ask for your money back

Yeah I'd contact them and see if they'll either send you a new one or refund your money.
Is it the part right where the mold injects?
Also congratulations on your massive penis.

>>38722783
>Aren't they suppose to have quality control
They have it. There is a guy paid to fuck them and check if they're good enough, then they sell it to you. You better wash it the first time you use it because they don't have enough time to clean them properly.
Most of the time the quality control is made in Africa. They don't need many money and their BBC works really well.

I hope you enjoy your sex you, Anon.

>>38722783
That's what you get for falling for the expensive sex toy meme.
Some decent lube, a hand, and if you really need it, something phallic shaped up sit on... that's all you need... a lot less disappointing than breaking a fake cunt after 2 uses.

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>>38722829
>if you can't get the real thing then theres no point in living

>>38723030
It wasn't even one use. It broke before i was finish

>>38723030
Keep thinking that.
Fleshlight is in my top 10 purchases. I've used it nearly everyday since I got it.

>>38723078
You probably put it in wrong so good job on that one. Looks like you pinched it between the plastic ring and the outer case.

Ask for a refund, I've gotten one for WAY less damage than that.

Do recommend bad dragon though.

>>38722829
i prefer the nitrogen method

>>38723163
Agreed. More variety.

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>>38723116
Fleshlight are slightly porous, pic related. They also shred off flesh boogers. I had an "ice" one that turned yellow over time. I kept ripping through the sides of mine due to the friction between the insert and case as I pushed in causing shearing. Really, mine looked worse than pic related, with mostly bigger boogers and a cut starting to appear between the flaps and the insert causing the thing to eventually break.

They're a rather disgusting product and I felt less bad about my artificial vagina after I got an all silicone replacement. Doesn't have a distinct used artificial vagina smell, doesn't get hair stuck to it, and I don't literally fuck to shreds. Only tried Bad Dragon products after but they are better.

>>38722999
Nice meming. They come REAL fucking tight from the factory though.

>>38722999
That's no problem to me. Because I take my vitamin supplements

>>38723163
Actually wait it was a replacement not a refund.

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>>38723332
I'm assuming it's something like this one. witch is why i got a replacement.

>>38723437
Maybe instead of spending money on fuck sleeves you should invest in a phone from the current decade.

>>38723471
>Maybe instead of spending money on fuck sleeves you should invest in a phone from the current decade.
Yea meme aside, if you haven't completely given up on dating, protip:
>no girl is gonna think your 2003 dumbphone or "ironic" nokia is cool

I'm not saying getting an iphone or an expensive phone but at least a generic shitchinkphone for 100$

inb4 muh shallow roastie reeeee

Nigga would you date a girl, if you had the privilege of a choice in mating ofc, that dresses like a literal hobo?

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>>38723471
Noway. Those phones are to slime and tare like paper. This one only lasted 2 month before braking.

>>38722783
FUCKING ADS FOR FLESHLIGHTS. UNBELIEVABLE. SOMEONE GOT PAID TO DO THIS.

>>38723558
Sure it's an add. BREKS BEFORE FINISHED. 5 stars

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>>38723612
>Sure it's an add. BREKS BEFORE FINISHED. 5 stars
Reverse psychology muh nigro friend
You ain't foolin me

>>38723558
Well it fucking worked on me. How does it feel fantasy wise. Like jerking it obviously gets rid of the urge but it doesn't give me a sense of feeling that I fucked someone. Will a fleshlight help that feeling if I used it while thinking of girls I went to school with.
Pls advice this could be a game changer.

Stop breaking fleshlights.

Wear a condom

>>38723697
It's not gonna fool you into thinking you're fucking a girl and happy.
But cumming is 100x better easily.

>>38723697
>Will a fleshlight help that feeling if I used it while thinking of girls I went to school with.

YES. In fact I made a thread about it just the other day.
>>38690699

It really destroyed my upwards path as I now spend all day using it and being inert

>>38723612
>its a Riley Steele
>I'm not going to get onaholes with plastic casings
>I'll get mine from sites like Bad Dragon or Primal Hardware
SHOO SHOO MR MARKETER!

>>38723707
>Stop breaking fleshlights.
>Break a condom

Buy a Lilith Uterus senpai, bought it a year ago and as long as you clean it and seal it when not in use, the shit will last forever.

Also, it's not crap quality and feels amazing.

>>38724245
>Buy a Lilith Uterus
how much is dat shit bro?

>>38724283

Like $40 on amazon. I was on the fence about buying one in general and I was recommended that by some anon here. Year later and no regrets

>>38724323
thanks I'll give it a go once I tear my current one for sure

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>>38722829
Watch that edge son

the biggest redpill is masturbating feels better than sex

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>>38726349
>masturbating feels better than sex
Sex is not only about feeling good brah
And yes, toys might feel better than the real thing, but it's only as far as sheer sensation on yo dick goes.

Roasties easily have much better sex using vibrators and whatnot, too.

It's not about that

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There's other options that are pretty cheap. Sucks they're not widely acceptable for guys like dildos are for girls when they turn 18. And yes real vagina has no substitute, but these are better than your hand.

>>38726393
ive never used a toy just my hand and real pussy, pussy is exhausting tho like maybe i need to start jogging or something but trying to cum from pussy is incredibly exhausting

>>38726533
>trying to cum from pussy is incredibly exhausting
how small is ur peenus/her vajina?

Also some men have problems like that, and can only c*m via masturbation.

I do agree that pleasure-focused sex is exhausting and just not worth it though, especially with modern day women who are:
>very experienced(utter hoes)
>sex crazed hungry sluts
>feel entitled to like 10 orgasms per session

>>38722783
please phone their customer support for a refund.
and please record it and put it on youtube because you'll get a million hits

>>38726571
im pre small and ive only fucked my current gf so idk if shes considered loose or not, can only cum from doggie, dick wont reach any other position

maybe thats why