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Saturday night shitposting on /britfeel/ edition
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IF YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE IN THE THREAD
KEEP IT OUT OF THE FUCKING THREAD
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>>38711276
What are you talking about babe??
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ebin in 30yrs LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NXZ3MEo1oM&feature=youtu.be&t=17m57s
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Post waifus
How are you feeling anons, got any plans for the night or tomorrow?
How about your favourite movies? :)
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Goodboy toilet wanker why did you just do it in your room
also is this ebin fag a namefag.
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>>38711276
This request will be honoured for a sum of maybe 20 minutes, and that makes me sad.
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>>38711276
I could not fucking agree more

And don't reference anyone elses relationship either.
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>>38711276
This sick of moe posters trying to be all cuties woopies its super gay and cancerous.
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Not a big fan of these people trying to start up new "nice" gimmicks
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just got home from MCM and my head hurts.

Got myself a nice stash of goodies though.

not into anime figure weabshits or body pillors or keychain or westshit so I just got myself some alpaca merch. excuse the lighting.
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>>38711437
>>38711438
they'll leave after they find a boyfriend anyway
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>>38711298
Jesus Christ this bit hit home hard.
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>>38711459
>that screen behind you
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>>38711298
>>38711470
I really wish I could help this lad out (and Ebin). I enjoy cleaning and tidying, only trouble is they would just fall back into their bad habits and it would go to shit again
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>>38711522
They wouldn't want you to clean it. They like being surrounded with their filth
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>using cm for height

I REALLY fucking hope you're having me on right now lads...
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suspectedpneumoniaanon here. I just slept for 18 hours and feel a little better. Still don't feel hungry though, and feel hot even though my temperature is 35.8 lmao.

Is this what dying feels like lads?
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>>38711553
cm, and by extension, imperial is much more clear and precise. fuck your traditions
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Repressed tranny thoughts are coming back

fuck off, and stay gone, please. I'm too old for this shit.
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>>38711585
>fuck your traditions
>using a jack pepe
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>>38711597
how old are you and you a qt wanna see my big pee pee
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>>38711561
What's the highest temperature you've ever had lads? I had a really bad fever once when I was a kid and it went over 40. I started hearing things, it was awful
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Download a 10gb torrent of Alec Empire Discogrpahy (including all his projects outside of ATR).
All releases are unorganised, and when you go into a folder for an album all the tracks are un numbered meaning they are not in order.
>tfw it's the only closest to complete torrent.
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA, AND WHY DO I NEED TO SPEND THE NEXT FEW HOURS SORTING THIS CUNTS MESS?
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Saturdays fucking suck.
Already been mobbed by people just after walking into the door.
>can you reduce this more?
>where are the pita breads?
>why is there nobody in the bakery?
I don't know!
I'm just a fucking cleaner!
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>>38711276
>friend introduced me to brit/feel/
>have to be careful to hide any essence of my identity in case he clocks onto how much of a degen I am
kinda hot
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Last night I got 4 hours sleep and work up at 6am and now I have to go into work for a 10 hour night shift.

I'm already falling asleep.
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>>38711677
You could be flirting with him here and neither of you would know.
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>>38711638
Older than you and you've probably already posted your "big pee pee" here before
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>>38711721
Are you new to night shift lad?

You'll get use to working on 4 hours kip.
And if you don't you won't make it on nights.

t. A nightshift veteren - All my jobs have been nights and I've been working for 10 years.
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just got back from bridlington.

yea, not much there.

didn't find any bombs.

took a ride on a pirate ship.

ate at a shitty restaurant with pakis.

not much to report.

did go through a plce called wetwang. that was the highlight.

pic related, only pic I took for you guys.

wanted to write britfeel on the beach in big letter but im an anxious pleb so no.
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>>38711730
I have thought about asking him to suck my dick before
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>>38711585
The imperial system should only be used by yanks and oldfags tbqh
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>>38711673
This sounds all too familiar. Fucking supermarket customers
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>>38711746
Yep but have many pics of my mighty cock and
how old are you.
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>>38711795
you were dangerously close to me lad, I used to go there as a kid all the time. I think its within ebin driving range too because I know the road
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>>38711795
>wanted to write britfeel on the beach in big letter but im an anxious pleb so no.
If we ever have another brit/feel/ meet we should go to the seaside and do that. It won't be so embarrassing when there's a group of us.

Individually we are weak, but as a bundle we form a mighty faggot
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>>38711795
>Wetwang
hehe
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>>38711821
nah lad it's ours, it's our duty to keep it in the face of the EU forcing the metric system on us
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>depression kicking in hard
Might just lie in bed and wait till I die lads
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>>38711645
39 once. Also started hallucinating.
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>>38711915
Hope you feel better soon

I can feel myself changing for the worst too. Hope I can nip it in the bud quickly. This thread isn't helping
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>>38711901
>ours
>introduced by the romans
k
Also, Brexit is happening, and the EU stopped trying to "force" it on us in 2007
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Off to Filey for the week lads.

Any sites I should see?
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>>38711915
pity (you)
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>>38711966
ebin's room
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>tfw literally no people in my life
Only person I have is my boss who gives me jobs to do. Where the fuck do I meet people lads?
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>>38711966
Going to Filey soon to meet a boy. Gonna be comfy and nice
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Can someone give me a quick rundown on the waifuposters and who's dating who.
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Gooood evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing tonight?
What are you all up to?
Have you got any crazy neighbour stories?

Hope you're all feeling great and have had a nice day whatever it is you got up to!

I just came back from buying some electricity when my neighbour was sitting on his doorstep.
He told me about how he's fighting an appeal for his benefits and he's going to tell them that he fucked his mattress during a nightmare and broke his benis. He then ran in the house and came out with pictures of his broken benis and asked me to google a fix for it.
help

Gonna play Diablo 3 and watch some KotH to try and forget about it.


Is Despair Husbando anon around? Pls respond bud!

>>38711915
What's got you feeling down?
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having a shit night desu
a girl invited me down the pub with her we had a meal and a friendly chat so arfterwards i suggested we coe back to mine and have some fun, he got really cross with me beacuse she has a bf, i feel really bad now
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>>38711886
Should all have a /britfeel/ holiday in ebins hometown, dont actually meet up just wander around independently wondering if the person you pass in the street is a fellow britfeeler or ebin
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>>38711997
were you at
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>>38712025
>Gooood evening, /britfeel/!
Alright lad.
>How are you all doing tonight?
Can't complain, been in a proper good mood last night and today. (wasn't the day before.)
>What are you all up to?
Listening to Atari Teenage Riot and spraffin' shite on here.
>Have you got any crazy neighbour stories?
My old neighbour use to steal wood from my garden. If he wanted it, he could have asked, I had no use for it. He also stole my cats toy ball and gave it to his grandkid. I'm pretty sure he's not right in the nut.

>Hope you're all feeling great and have had a nice day whatever it is you got up to!
Hope you get over seeing Benefit dick.
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>>38712052
wouldn't be hard desu, its either old people or families with kids. The young adults who still live here are all chavvy degenerates so it shouldn't be hard picking out britfeelers. You wouldn't see me though, i'm never on the streets
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>>38712068
North west lad. Just outside Lancaster.
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>>38711877

Ebin we know it's you
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>>38712179
why does he keep referring to himself in the third person?
it's really fucking strange
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>>38712129
no where near you but ill be ur britfeel friendo
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Let's not beat around the bush, len ruined britfeel
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>>38712210
Cheers matey.

>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>38712212
Ebin you're fooling nae cunt.
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>How are you all doing tonight?
Fine but tired

>What are you all up to?
Listening to music, right now Stevie Wonder and Broken Social Scene

>Have you got any crazy neighbour stories?
There used to be a Chinese family that lived across the road from us that we think were in witness protection. Police constantly coming to the house and monitoring it. They moved out and were replaced with a family that we thought we drug dealers. Turns out, the Dad works for City and helps get their foreign signings used to living in England.
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>>38712201
Autism i'd imagine
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>>38712212
namefags did
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i want to contribute to tonights thread but i have nothing interesting to say so instead have this picture of Uvarovite
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>>38712263
More interesting than dickheads starting drama
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>>38712272
are you saying my scratch cards weren't interesting?
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>>38712272
yeah its a nifty mineral alright
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What food should I order lads?

Also I need a shit
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>>38712284
that didn't start drama

I liked you from that video, then you once again shitted up this place

Just be nice for fucks sake
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>>38712284

I won 2 bong off a 1 bong scratchard, bought a lottery ticket with it
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>>38712222
i christen you lancasterbomber use pic of a lancaster bomber so i can tell you apart from the rest also your turn name me
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>>38712308
Ahahahaha you forgot to take off your trip you shitter

>>38712272
tilde has been the one starting drama
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>>38712308
You forgot to take your trip off

I thought you was nice...
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>>38712316
I might be desperate but I'm not going to become a namefag lad.
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>>38712236
Whoops, that was meant for >>38712124 obviously
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TILDE WAS THE ONE STARTING DRAMA HA HA
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>>38712338
>>38712340
what did he says lads? i missed it and who was it?
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do you think people should have to pass a test before being allowed to vote in a general election
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Waifufaggots starting shit, again.
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Ah yes

Time to end it all haha
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Respect for Tilde has literally just been destroyed.

Can't believe it. The people calling him out were right

And to think he let Ebin take all the blame too.
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>>38712309
I didn't though, I was just posting scratch cards while they tried to continually bait for whatever reason

>>38712373
haha don't w-worry lad
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oh great, more tripfag nonce drama

Fuck off desu
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>>38712363
Saved for prosperity
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>>38712343
nah i shudder the thought just a pic fag of a classic british warplane
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>>38712025
Just mourning the fact that I'm a lonely socially inept bastard who's life is entirely devoid of any excitement or adventure and I have no idea how to find the energy to change that or what I would even do if I did.
A-Apart from that though everything's mostly fine, how about you?

>>38712308
>>38712373
Ouch, and I actually thought you were alright, Tilde.
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>>38712393
did you know the advrage sperm count has droped over 50% in the last 40 years
madness
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>>38712371
yes and be a born here
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>>38712387
when are you going to show us your face lad?
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>haven't eaten properly in days
>feeling hungry
>the only viable option i can see in the entire house is one packet of Tesco value savory rice

Dont have the money to go the shop before anyone asks
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>>38712387
Tilde let you take all of the blame for weeks every time waifu drama started up and everyone thought it was you

Have a word with him. That is not what real friends do
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>>38712438
i agree people arnt equal some people are just smarter
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>>38712461
>tfw tilde is worse and even more fake than the waifus Ebin loved and then hated.
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>>38712458
post your sort code i'll give you a tenner
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BLOOODY ELL. IM ABSOLUTELY GOB SMACKED LADS.

i never said anything to tilde and ignored him. i thought that his haters saying he takes his trip off to cause drama were being paranoid. they were right all along. never trust anyone.

dark pepe has truly won.
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Is it autistic if I call the council to report a noise complaint?

There's a black guy in the block of flats opposite who has been blasting rap music since 5pm and it's getting on my tits. All the music is filled with swear words and "niggers" and is all about standing up for your rights etc. I called the council when he did it wednesday but they put the phone down on me because I said it was "reggae music" which is apparently racist or something.
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entertaining original drama
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>>38712363
Maybe I'm retarded and I did leave early last thread but I mean, aside from the 3rd person talking how was that starting shit
the damage control is a bit sp00ky tho
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>>38712308
>>38712363
surprise surprise it's the workman stirring up shit against (((waifuposters)))

now we know who is constantly stirring up shit I see
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>>38712368
Tilde left his trip on and complained about people "attacking" Tilde (himself)

Also you should get the 4chanx extention, it allows you to see some deleted posts
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>>38712516
what he's doing is illegal call the council again but this time talk like a leftie cuck
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Is this the downfall of Tilde?
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im 95% sure we wont be seeing tilde with his trip on again. there is no way he can keep up his personality after this.
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>>38712461
>>38712489
I've encouraged tilde before and knew anyway

also I think he got upset over some comments in the last thread comparing him to normies, so its justified in a way
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>>38712574
>>38712579
I'll personally post that screen cap every time I see him from now on.
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>>38712415
I'll consider it lad.
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What's up, lads! I've come down with a cold, and it wouldn't be so bad but I just keep coughing now. Went to a small family event today too which was nice, but I just kinda sat down and engaged very slightly with everyone.
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>>38712291
best girl
worst skin
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T-that one post really upset me okay!!

>>38712574
Can't go further than rock bottom haha
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weak minds in this thread
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>>38712579
>>38712585
what's he done now lads?
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Truly this is the worst timeline
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>Fat men roleplaying as young Japanese girls

Is there anything more pathetic?
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>>38712609
Fuck off, you shit-stirrer.

>>38712621
>>38712363
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>>38712609
Fucking get out you disgusting false flagging tranny rat.
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>>38712602
get better soon ladareno
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>>38712609
it's natural to get jealous over people with a better life than you
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>>38712602

>I just kinda sat down and engaged very slightly with everyone

Sounds like every family event ive ever been to t b h
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>>38712615
you've really shown me the truth there pal
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The fake normies drive out a britfeel staple with their "better lives"

how will /britfeel/ ever recover?
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>getting strange looks when you buy 20GBP worth of panties from ASDA
At least tonight will be fun.
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>>38712609
We all make mistakes I guess haha
Feel like you're about to get alot of heat tho
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>>38712671
goodlads outnumber the badlads
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>>38712585
Yamero!!!

>>38712602
Desu the worst phase of a cold is the runny nose

>>38712650
T-thanks I guess
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>>38712583
Fuck sake Ebin, love makes you such a fucking mong.

TILDE IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU.
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>>38712684
post em laddo
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>born too late to explore uncharted lands
>born too early to explore the cosmos
>born at the right time to witness the downfall of Tilde by his own hand
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>>38712671
Fuck off Ebin. Take your mentally ill queer with you.
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>>38712609
Fuck off you shit stirring jealous cunt
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>>38712124
Alright lad!
How's the kid? have you been for any more scans (i might have the wrong anon)
V glad to hear you're in a decent mood though, what have you been up to?

I still can't get over how casual he was about it, he said he has aspergers so i guess it kind of explains it but...why.

>>38712236
Have to admit the only Stevie Wonder I've listened to is Sir Duke. Any recommendations?

>>38712308
So you were the one making up this narrative? Why?

>>38712430
How did your exams go?
I'm really sorry that youre feeling the way that you are, especially after it seemed things were getting better for you.
I don't know how much you want to talk about your life situation here but I can promise you for sure that you can get out of the rut you're in with a bit of time and maybe some new ideas.

We can talk more on steam if you don't want to post a load here?
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>>38712671
Shut the fuck up, ebin, he was a bigger normie than most of us and was the force causing most of the shitposting for the past weeks.

>>38712701
No, you are ruining the one fucking comfortable place I know, fuck you.
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>>38712701
Why haven't you killed yourself yet? I have a belt you can borrow. Don't stain it though, I like to keep it clean.
>>38712714
Maybe later. I cum in them, then bin em straight away.
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>>38712708

Ebin is a man who can't even do primary school maths. He doesn't have the mental capacity to see that tilde is grooming him
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last saturday night was good, anyone fancy a film night again?
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>>38712730
Superstition is a pretty good song, shag.
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>Ebin and Tilde on suicide watch
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>>38712458

why don't you try begging?

here in Manchester we have fake beggars making good money and legit homeless people who just get an endless supply of free shit.

its fuckin disgusting.
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why are my neighbours so annoying. they never shut up. I can hear them from across the road since both our windows are open. they keep laughing.
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>>38712761
there's a film on now lad
cytu be/r/newbrit
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>>38712761
I say we watch Blade Runner. I'm in the mood for some cool retro-futuristic films.
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>>38712761
yes that sounds great
ogigigigigigigigigig
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>>38712730
Think you've got the wrong anon lad. Didn't even know anyone was normie enough to have a kid here.
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>>38712590
all i ask
>>38712615
so true
>>38712624
nah i like this timeline but would of been better if le pen won
>>38712718
haha dont even know whats going on who is ebin is tilde at paki trap moe poster
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>>38712776
it's another anon hallucinates neighbours episode.
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>>38712693
Thanks lad

>Feel like you're about to get alot of heat tho

I know ;_;

deserve it desu
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>>38712800
hes a massive normie himself so its not suprising
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>>38712776
selfishness is far too common, can you close your window?
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Just finished Horizon Zero Dawn lads.

Cracking game.

What games are you most looking forward to?
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>>38712761
starship troopers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw2sb8MXUAk
just started it but up for replaying
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Reminder that tilde has a stable job and is going to university.

He's a massive normie reeeeeeeeeee
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>>38712845
And he has (had) orbiters
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>>38712816
>pretends to be lovely and caring for everyone
>secretly a shit stirring mastermind who insults people without his trip on

fuck off
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>>38712816
Fuck off you faggot. Stop trying to garner pity now you've been outed you cunt.
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>>38712845
yeah i read his blog (he loves to waffle on).
he says how he even had girls approach him. imagine that. id trade my left bollock for the opportunity.
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>>38712658
the worst part is, my mum gets sick a lot because something happened years ago with her bowel, so it means she doesn't get out too much?

Lad, I went with my sister and I felt awkward. I knew about 15 of the 90 people there- almost all of them my family. My mum doesn't see them much because she's ill and all, yeah, but it's still such a weird feeling. I felt very uncomfortable.
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>>38712761
Cant make it, last one was ace though. Good bunch of lads
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>>38712025
Evening friend

I'm feeling a little better after talking with a close friend about some things although I've been better haha
Watched a Little Witch Academia movie which was pretty qt.
My crazy neighbour stories I guess are limited to one that lived upstairs who would let their kids run around and scream even up to 1am and the drunk that would walk up to me and a friend at 13 and asked us for money as he pulled around his equally drunk gf, same guy few months later jumped on the back of a luton van we were loading up at night as we were moving out which caused a big commotion, again he was drunk but with his friends this time.

Have you had a good day so far anon? :)
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Tilde roleplays as a woman, why wouldn't his 'niceness' be a roleplay too?
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>>38712816
at least apologize for shitting up the thread and insulting certain anons so much
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>>38712816
>trying to gather pity after false flagging len for weeks

Fuck off and take ebin with you you vile fucking cretin
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starship tropers is so good
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Break number 2
Almost home time.
Having a manager whose afraid of missing the late bus home is pretty chill. We always finish early
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Just spent 40 pounds on a findom vid from manyvids. no refunds.
I don't think straight when im horny. How do i stop myself?
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>>38712910
It wouldn't even be a real apology now. He clearly doesn't give a shit
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>>38712833
finished witcher 3 main story pic related starting dlc
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>>38712845

hes morbidly obese though.

>uk

oh fuck he IS a normie, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>tfw remembering that one chad in school who got a part in a tv show
>got loads of money and had loads of expensive shit
>all the girls wanted to fuck him, even the teachers

life isnt fair lads
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>len orbiters going into mega spam mode

come on lads, one week he has a cock up his arse and the next your spending your saturday night defending him on an anonymous image board, do you think hes not guilty of the same thing?
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>>38712861
>mastermind

Wouldn't go that far. If I was I wouldn't have made the mistake haha

>>38712910
It wasn't just me desu

Feel bad we are having another personality thread though, so sorry for that
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>>38712959
We're not defending him. We're insulting someone who has shit up this general for weeks

You don't even give a fuck either, so yea, you can fuck off as well
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>>38712957
a lad from my school got on a dick and dom show and was teased about it for the remaining 3 years of school.
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>>38712833
I need to go back to that, I got about halfway through and moved onto something else.

Not really looking forward to anything except Gran Turismo Sport and more info on The Last of Us 2
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>>38712959
Fuck off Tilde.
Unorig comment la'
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>>38712935
>findom
That's one of the worst fetishes anon
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daily reminder that tilde is literally the anakin skywalker of britfeel and his betrayal has scarred us all for life. we will never trust anyone again.

>>38712816
show you real form, demon.
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>>38712944
Another great game. DLC is fantastic, more content than you get from most full games. Don't forget that all of your armour and weapons can be upgraded even further than in the main game,

Who did you fuck? I have a thing for redheads and Yennefer is a massive slag so I went with Triss because she is a major qt
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>>38712959
Fuck you, ebin. You are a disgusting twat defending an even more despicable piece of shit.
Point me to ONE fucking instance Len has stirred up shit in this thread. Or do you hate him for the same fucking shit your boyfriend Tilde is doing, you utter fucking hypocrite?
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>>38712986
thats ebin m8, not tilde
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Can someone inform me on what the fuck is going on.
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>posted just as much of that content if not more than tilde
>another anon or two did as well
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>>38712935
>40 pounds on a findom
Guess you got findommed
Sort yourself out a femdomcult account ffs
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>>38713023
Tilde made a post blaming len and calling him a cunt and forgot to take his trip off, confirming he was the one stirring shit up in the threads.
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>>38712730
Well, the fallout from the breakdown exam stress caused managed to ruin every relationship I had with anyone but at least I got decent results.
I really do want to take up your offer of talking more about it, but I'm awful at talking about my life situation whether in the thread or in private. The fact you care is nice enough.
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>>38713023
the inevitable desu
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>>38712935
what mistress?
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>>38712980
>The Last of Us 2
Seriously can't wait for that bad boy. Although if they brush the whole "lying to her at the end of the first one" under the carpet I'll be royally pissed off. I'm sure naughty dog wont do that to us though... would they? Zero dawn is a great play lad. can't wait for the DLC.
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>>38712833
Looking forward to Wolfenstein 2, Forza 7 and Mario Odyssey. Also thinking about getting a PS4 just for Insomniac's Spider-Man game which is a dumb reason.

Also looking forward to my Oculus Rift arriving here even if it might be a massive waste of money.
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>>38713000
no that guy but I couldn't stand triss's accent. i liked yennafers though.
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>>38713023

>>38713023
>>38712363
Tilde has been spearheading the shitflinging that has ruined /britfeel/ for the past several weeks, ebin is defending him.
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>>38713050
>The fact you care is nice enough
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>>38713023
it's all happening lad
>>38713035
devilish
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>>38713014
You know they are one and the same right lad?
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>>38713075
It's closer to genuine than any interaction I've ever seen you have, Tilde. He's allowed to have a life outside this place.
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>>38713000
Picked yennefer tried to get triss but she rejected me on the docks but if she rejects you she comes to karh morhen also i cant upgrade my shit i done all of the diagrams quests in the main game but some of them are missing playing on ps4 btw
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>>38713073
ebin is forced to defend tilde i think, he has sent him pictures of his face
if he goes against tilde then he will go into an autistic rage and might start posting their private convos
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Reminder that Tilde only started being """nice""" to people (DELIBERATELY EMULATING LENLAD) after he was called out for being a selfish twat.
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>>38712997
Used to have a crush on Anakin as a kid

>show your real form

Very well!

...you don't want to get on my bad side anon!
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>>38713118
If you're talking about the wolf armour then yeah there is STILL a glitch that means you can't get some pieces if you miss them when you do a mission there. You go back after and it's still not there.

They sorted it with the DLC though, you can get the masterworked wolf armour regardless.
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Photoshoppers, go
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>>38713141
That's always been his gimmick. Wasn't he here well before Len?
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>>38713189
He changed his tune when people pointed out he didn't give a shit about anyone but himself
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>>38713189
i think i remember people calling him out for never contributing to the thread properly. he would only reply to people talking about him. might be wrong though
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>>38712025
having a warm bath with some Bowie on the speakers

watching starship troopers the lad linked earlier

Not much, got some propper cunts as neighbours now though. Don't ever move into a flat anons
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>>38713141
I've been nice to people since 2015 anon!
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>>38713226
while you've got your trip on, maybe
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Really the only thing we learned here and possibly will ever learn here is that tripfags are a bad idea and should never be encoraged
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>>38713048
>>38713055
>>38713073
>>38713097
you fags only have urselfs to blame for giving namefags the time of day
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Add me on steam lads, no prison gays please
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>>38713246
this, i dont understand people who indulge them.
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Been over 4 weeks without weed & fags.

Going to smoke some bud next weekend, and try to keep it to once a week, now that I feel like it's under control.

Remember lads, you can achieve anything. As long as it's a fairly easy achievement.
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>>38713226

Disgusting 2015 newfag
2014 britfeel masterrace reporting in
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>>38713271
10/10 post ebin hAHAHA
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>>38713282
Good luck to you, lad! Truly, I am proud. I Just hope that you can keep it up.
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alright lads come join. idk what film were watching yet so just random shit for now
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>>38713282
>tfw down to once a week wank
>tfw never been so fucking miserable.
I swear this no-fap seems like a scam.
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>>38713271
Was this Tilde or Ebin?
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So, Tilde. Why did you do it?
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>>38713180
so when i get to the blood and wine dlc its sorts it's self out
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Punished Tilde
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>>38713318
Neither, bother are gay as fuck.
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>>38712800
Ahh sorry lad, there was another anon who used to reply in that same format!

>>38712899
Glad you're feeling better after you've cleared your chest, it always feels better after doesn't it?

The animation for LWA looks really neat, I saw there's a vidya coming out in the same style soon too!
Oh man drunk neighbour sounds spoopy, people like that always scare me.
Good you don't have to face him anymore.

It's been nice! Thanks for asking!
Had a nice lie in and had a walk in to town to do my food shopping.
Ordered a raspberry pi too which is coming tomorrow, gonna get a retropi set up going I think.

Hope you enjoy the rest of your night!

>>38713050
Well I'm really happy to hear your exams went well, I worried after you stopped replying for a while! That's ace though, what results did you get?

Bud I'm sure you're just being over critical about yourself again, I'm not going to force you to do something that you're uncomfortable with but pls add if you want to talk about your situation further!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lennord/
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>>38713288
>Disgusting 2015 newfag
>2014 britfeel masterrace reporting in

Fucking disgusting casual.
>who else was on /britfeel/ in the early 90's? I used to write all the responses and post numbers myself on a piece of paper and played multiple parts. Now I leave the playing characters to the fucking tripfag faggots
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>>38713337
A tranny denied by his home board
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>>38713307
starship troopers
90's nostalgia
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>>38713260
aaaaaaaah sorry
>>38713271
dead meme now
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>>38713245
Desu I exclusively post with my trip. The exceptions being s-some recent posts and when I made lots of the threads in 2015 and 16

hard to be nice to some people haha

>>38713288
I was here on and off in 2014. Felt a bit out of place since I was in sixth form and most of you lads were NEETs
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>Len calling out tilde and then going back to his gimmick replies pretending nothing has happened

ah yes
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>>38713331
Yeah, you can grab the best armour without having to get the earlier ones. Plus weapons. Also some new qt's
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>>38713351
>Now I leave the playing characters to the Britnormie.

Fixed that for you lad.
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>>38713383
lad i expect an answer>>38713327
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>>38713383
yeah I guess it must be hard to be nice to people who are generally pleasant and never do anything to you hahaha I know the feeling.

Just give up and leave already.
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>>38713383
I do not believe a single word you say, you utter cunt, and nor should anybody else.
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>>38713316
That's because you're supposed to stop wanking altogether, no reducing how often you spank your willy.
Not that I do no-fap, I just finished my 3rd wank of the day.
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I've come to the conclusion that weekend /britfeel/ is intolerable. Shall be seeing you un-normie friendly hours
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>>38713398
thanks anon didnt need to know at last part but is it a redanian redhead
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>tfw the great meme war has passed

At least we bask in the spoils of war
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>>38711210
Shout out to the britfags who kicked me from comfy viewing and harassing that one ultra fag. Sorry he had weak feelings that couldn't take being called out.

I hope he unironically get's ass cancer from his butt hurt. :)
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>>38713384
What else do you want me to do ebin?
I can only ask why he's been doing this.

Can you at least stop peddling this conspiracy about me now too
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>>38713436
3 times a day is a lot of cummies
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>>38713470
That wasn't me tbqh, maybe other anons noticed
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>>38713468
Kicked out of Movie Night Elite Squadron?
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>>38713384
>calling out Tilde
You mean asking him why he did it and then not getting a response? Fuck you.
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>>38713224
Bud. That sounds like feckin heaven.

Starship troopers is one of my favourite films of all time too, you've set yourself up for a bloody good night.
Heard they're going to remake it though but they're going to make it more faithful to the book which at least means they're trying something different.
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>>38713492
I don't even know what to call it, it was an interesting alternative to youtube with a chat room. Still doesn't excuse that whiney fags behavior.
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>>38713327
Alright. This is my last post about this drama though! And desu I know it sounds convenient but you lads don't quite know everything!

I think what he did to Ebin was really, really horrible and he didn't take ebins feelings into account at all. Also some things about him in general that really get to me but its not my place to say about that

I know this doesn't make it right though

Shan't be commenting further on the drama lads
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>>38713316
Literally no point in nofap mate, if you want to make a difference, do no porn.
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>>38713343
Yeah it did feel a bit better haha, I didn't tell them everything though because I just can't find a way of conveying how I really feel yet and I also get a bit embarrassed.
And yeah the animation and generally upbeat, friendly and silly vibe I just find really cute and helps perk me up. I'll check out the game though!
I always used to be defensive towards drunks (still am) so it was breddy spoopy, but we had family around and other guys helping us with the move so it was fine haha, I do worry about the woman sometimes though.
Sounds pretty comfy though, I'm pretty sure my local store all know me by heart now haha - and tell me how the pi is, I've considered getting one although I would probably just play around and make little gadgets with it, I've thought of hooking up a sensor and a camera to it for a makeshift security system that wouldn't take up loads of storage. I.e. just takes a few pics or records for 10 seconds on movement, or maybe even sends an email to me saying it's picked up movement haha.
Anyway, likewise anon haha :)
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>>38713447

Sunday morning is by far the worst part of the week. That alone has given me motivation to stay up later on saturdays
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>>38713466
we have abandon the old ways kek is displeased
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>>38713468
sorry lad you can join if you want kicking was a little harsh since you've been there so long I realise now
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>>38713518
>what he did you Ebin
Unless you are going to explain then your defence of you ruining the thread is fucking worthless.
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just found out my job requires me to be on my knees, I was told I would be working in a warehouse but now I've been told what really happens.
>You have to be there at 5:50am at the latest >You go into a room and put your work uniform on, one room, all get changed together
>The majority of work will require checking water pipes and soil on your knees, non stop for 7:30 hours for minimum wage. Problem is I'm recovering from a broken knee, I shouldn't even be I shouldn't even be working yet but I need money I am really worried I will permanently mess my knee up, I told my family about how the job isn't what it was advertised to be and how I'm not sure I'll be able to do it. They got really mad and basically implied I wouldn't be living there for much longer if I didn't pay rent.

sorry for the blog post but I'm quite nervous
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Had two joints, a few beers, and a brilliant meal tonight at a tapas place

Back home, had a few beers, a few whiskys and another couple of joints and a bong.

Buzzing pretty good lads, and a great meal tonight.
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>>38713518
I like how you start the drama, post some vague bullshit and then say you won't talk any further.

You're a manipulative little shit.
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>>38713518
you shouldnt comment further at all lad

britfeel is a place for outcasts to get away from the harsh world and you are deliberately causing trouble. you are a liar and selfish
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>>38713343
I got a first again, so at least something in my life is going well.

I'm worried I'll end up doing what I always do and being too incompetent or nervous or whatever it is about me to talk to you, I'm bad enough at replying to you in this thread.
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>>38713518
>I think what he did to Ebin was really, really horrible
What happened? Len seemed nice to me
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>>38713546
Honestly lad that sounds super shite, you can try take it up with management or HR if they've any, but I think you might need to look for a new job ASAP.
If you're not too picky McDonalds should fetch you at least minimum wage and you can use that to launch you into another job/career.
If they do let you on try and push for being at either Window 1 or Kitchen though if your knees are that fucked.
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Someone post tildes man legs lol
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>>38713554
lucky u am just watching starship troopers while smoking a rollie
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>>38713554
pretty jelly lad, sounds like a good night
might get myself some beers tomorrow morning desu
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I really dont know much about this 'lenlad' at all apart from that one copypasta where he got bored of the waifucrowd (who wouldn't) then fucked off to his normie life (which he is entitled to).

As far as a faggoted weeb goes, he doesn't seem all that bad
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>>38713466
war is hell boys, The Great /Britfeel/ Schism of July 2017
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>>38713626
quality film that. hope youre enjoying it lad
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On reflection, ebin is going to lay down and reasses how his pathetic life got even more pathetic. He may not come back but if you try hard enough you might find his blog somewhere, interesting read
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>>38713607
They're only fucked for now, if the job started in a month it would probably be fine but just not now.

The problem is it took me 6 months to get a job and I probably wont get another one soon, mcdonalds didnt respond to me and it requires a bus as well
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>>38713667
You are too much of a horrible cunt for anyone to possibly pity, so don't bother.
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>>38713655
yep but read the book much better
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>>38713626
>>38713628
It was the best saturday for a while, definitely. One beer left, but got a good bit of whisky left. And three fags too.
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>>38713544
I-isn't it already known? Thought ebin revealed it a while ago

Pulled him along then lost interest when he got what he wanted. Didn't take into account how invested Ebin was in their relationship at all from what I know and it affected him really badly

Really can't say more without it getting too personal and that is just too far desu. If you really want to know more then I am not who you should be asking
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>>38713667
not sure to if read this as bait or what tbqh
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Please help me pals, this is a real plea.
I'm 25 years old and been NEET for 2 years, worked at my dad's company before that, started there when I was 20.
Literally my only qualifications are some shit Alevels.
Have I fucked up my life beyond redemption? I used to not give a shit because I had acne & body dysmorphia, I was happy/content to fuck off society and live in my room, but I'm clear now and feeling really positive mentally, I just don't know what the fuck to do with my life. Am I destined to stack shelves for the rest of my days?
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>>38713707
post ur blog boi
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>>38713672
I'm not really sure then lad.
I guess you'll have to really try and push for them to understand your predicament.
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>>38713707
how could he pull ebin along, tilde, ebin isn't even gay he said so himself :^)
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>>38713721
bmw guy?
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>>38713707
Big if true

Lenlad should apologize
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>>38713707
even if that were true we cant trust what you say after the shit youve done
and anyway, other peoples relationships are none of your, or our business. and you shouldnt try to start fights about it you cunt
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>>38713667

You had so much potential, you were a 24 year old NEET with a mildly interesting backstory but then you fell in the the crowd that bitches and causes drama like a pack of women.

From what I gather, you had something for this mystical 'len' and he didn't want a relationship with you, or did briefly then didn't, thats what you get with the gay crowd, and it'll be the same with tilde
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>>38713707
If true then unfortunate for ebin, but it sounds like Len did the only thing that's reasonable do when you realise you don't actually love someone. If ebin couldn't get over that then it's sad but ultimately his problem and nobody else's. It also excuses NONE of what the two of you have done and >>38713768 is absolutely right.
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>>38713721
join the mobile infantry they will make a man out of you
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>>38713707
>when he got what he wanted

Oh fug, what was that? Ebin literally gave len his anal virginity?
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>>38713707
>>38713741
I think more the fact I found out it was disingenuous, it was "friendship" not "relationship". Or maybe hes just sickeningly normie and I read too much into it. I guess I thought he was better than he really is but still fell for the desperate forced relationship and became too smug and humble-braggy like they all do.

>>38713709
>>38713787
Its not bait, I haven't done anything again and I can't handle threads like these, I've become even more pathetic and something I once hated. I couldn't feel more embarrassed

https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/

there you go if you really want
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>>38713707
And what did Len want?

Either way this makes we like Len more, ebin is a cunt and got a taste of his own medicine
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>>38713768
>and anyway, other peoples relationships are none of your, or our business

Real nigga talk right here desu
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>>38713732
It's been posted before lad

>>38713741
Not all relationships are sexual. Some are just friendships!

>>38713721
You got GCSEs lad? You can sit A-Levels independently or could apply for a foundation year at uni if that's something you want to pursue. What kind of work did you do for your dad? Experience is always helpful. There's definitely opportunities for you though

>>38713823
Going to be asking Ebin to see if I have been cucked desu
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>>38713835
>https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/
everyone has a wordpress these days, i might make one desu
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>>38712957
Basically my dream for the whole of primary and secondary school...
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>>38713862
I should set up a fake one, pretend im commenting heinous crimes
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>>38713530
Ahh well at least it's a start, good job on taking that first step!
It's been a long time since I've seen an animu, upbeat and silly sounds like a good mix though!

I will do! I do want to get back in to programming and stuff like that, I used to really enjoy it in college and the short period I had at uni. A makeshift security system sounds badass!

>>38713577
Fuckin A, well done!! You're not doing an easy subject either, that's really brilliant.

Well I can only tell you that you shouldn't worry! It's totally up to you what you want to do.
The offers always there!
Please promise me you're not going to hurt yourself or anything though?
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>>38713857
Well i wasnt in at thread be a dear and post it again.
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Britfeel confirmed no longer comfiest thread. Thanks for shitting it up tripfags
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>>38713635
That was Junlad
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I recently moved in with my girlfriend of 3 years, that happened little over 3 months ago, i have to say that things at that time were great, we were a perfectly functioning couple: the mechanics, the feelings, the sex, the communication, everything was awesome.
The problem is in the sex department. We used to be very active, there was desire from both of us, there was always a spicy text or call, couldn't keep our hands off each other, couldn't wait for the weekend (we could only get together over the weekend) and it wasn't uncommon to have sex about 4-6 time a single night (someone always woke up about an hour later just wanting to go again), we went to sex shops together, and sometimes sent links to each other about the things we wanted to buy to each other, and you know, things were great.
I wanted to move to a new city, far away from home, she said she wanted to come along, i did not pressure and made sure she knew it meant moving away from her family (she is very close with them) and friends, all good, so we moved away together a few months ago. But the minute we moved together the sexual chemistry change completely, i mean the difference was like day and night, she no longer shows the same kind of interest.
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>tfw no thicc gf lads
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>>38713857
fuck off now you manipulative shit stirring pissant
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>>38713895
funnily enough lens "boyfriend" got cucked by junlad himself and tried to force relationships here ever since
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>>38713835


If your here and reading this the story contained within will either be one of motivation or an obituary of a pointless existence

>Your
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>>38713929
there's quite a few grammar errors and spelling errors probably, I did write a lot
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>>38713915
I honestly cant understand why so many lads fancy crumpers.
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This is depressing lads this isn't how generals should be
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>>38713862
>https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/
what type of faggotry is this
r9k is anti social media not fucking tumblr
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Bought a train ticket lads, how long do I have to wait before the platform is announced? 10 minutes before departure?
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>>38713835

Why does this blog resemble 'My Twisted World'?
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>>38713953
who cares what r9k is
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>>38711356
Poor dieting lumberjack makes me sad.
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>>38713924
why did you quote that word?
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>>38713975
Just you wait haha
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Ebin I love your blog. Please keep it up.
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>>38713888
kek agree's namefags ruin everything stop giving them (you)'s
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tfw you have Spheksophobia and you went to the bathroom and heard a buzz and a flying shape near you
>scream and back out of the room and slam the door shut and line the bottom with a towel so nothing can crawl out
>dont know if its a wasp or a fly, too scared to check, now have to wait it out for it to die
>tfw now walking to ASDA to do the toilet

this happened last year and in summer i refuse to open windows in uni so i just cook myself but my viliglence is rewarded when i see a wasp outside the window and think "if i was a normie that would be able to get in"
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>>38713976
i care lots of people care
/r9k/ is a shithole but its our shithole
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>>38713995

Have you ever read My Twisted World? It's a great read, and judging by your blog you would love it
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>>38713881
Haha, thanks all around anon :)
But yeah, I find it quite nice to just sit down and program things, the end result is like "whoa, I made this" after I've torn out my hair over silly issues and wondering how to implement something or fix bugs
Anyway, goodluck with it all haha, think I'm going to sleep now though especially since the thread isn't so comfy right now haha
Night anon!
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>>38714022
Gay phobia

I have anaphylaxis to bee/wasp stings which means I will die if I don't get treatment
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>>38713924
Who is Len dating? Spill the beans lad, they seem awful quiet like churchbell mice in all this haha
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Get in film night, you tossers
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>>38713952
then stop avatarfagging, youre part of the problem
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>>38714004
I know lad. It's great tbqh. Hopefully it becomes a daily thing for him

>>38713952
W-what are you up to tonight lad?

>>38713964
Isn't it on the big electric board? If not ask someone who works there lad. Final option is looking up the train online. Should tell you there
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>>38714022
tfw have mottephobia and can't have lights on or windows open at night
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>>38714037
I haven't finished a single book in my life, I don't think i'm similar to him and his views on women. I don't want a girlfriend or base my whole worldview on that alone at least. I've read quotes and passages out of it though and I do see the similarities.

I don't know if I wrote my introduction too well, its passable but I hope to expand on specifics if I continue writing it
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My only problem is, all the waifu posters have a secret steam group chat which includes jun, azu, nymph. mayuri, saku, tilde and ebin and probably way more idk about. They all have this close group which no one else is allowed in and they still chose to come here and pretty much only talk to each other and cause shit since it doesnt matter because they have there own comfy steam group where no drama happens

Len was the only one not in this group iirc
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>>38713881
I guess it's the thing I'm good for, at the end of the day.

I'm sure I'll be able to do it some day. Maybe, hopefully.
I wouldn't do anything like that, I'm far too much of a wimp.
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>>38714065
now we know you are just fake when you have the trip on you should stop trying to force your personality you weird manipulative cockroach
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>>38711459
2 bong 50 for that pocky. What a rip off
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>>38714095
>tilde and ebin

we are not involved in that, we're against group circle jerks
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>>38714095
they are all selfish narcissists who want the entire thread to revolve around them
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Does moisturiser actually help prevent the odd spot or is it a meme?
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>>38714042
i have never been stung because i am so scared of them

as a kid i refused to go outside because they would swarm the bins

i wish it was winter forever

>>38714082
scary
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>>38714123
this whole drama is because you got cucked in your private chat with len you absolute lying fucking faggot
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Ebin is such a beautiful, beautiful boy. And Tilde too. Such beautiful, beautiful creatures.
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>>38714095
>actually believing this

christ lad you've fallen for the memes and then some
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>>38714095
They turned on Jun and now they're turning on ebin

It's more like a discord run by Len with a few orbiters like azu and mayuri
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>>38714123
that is not true, back in the day there was a dude called niggii and he was able to get a screenshot and tilde was deff in the group
He also use to go to movie night but I dont have a problem with that

also you and tilde talk outside of britfeel so i dont doubt for a second you talk to others
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>tfw you will never fuck a qt asian girl
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What a shit general. Everytime I come here you idiots are arguing over these two tripfags/personalities. Every fucking time

Jesus fucking christ how sad are you
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>>38714163
Tilde we've already told you not to post here anymore
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>>38714205
Well we found out tilde was the one starting all these arguments
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It's another night thinking about how successful people I know from school are while I'm sitting in a dark room drinking my liver away listening to Procol Harum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA
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>>38714201
>tfw when you find a asian qt you get along with but she doesnt like race mixing
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>>38714225
Sure and you are super innocent Len
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I shagged my best mates mum tonight, lads..
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Ebins blog is going to be full of gems like this
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>>38714095
it was a discord iirc

>>38714170
He's right, azu admitted it. They all exchanged pictures and shit and then jun left so they seeked him out on here. Pretty sure kentanon, shoutanon and a few other movie nighters in it as well
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>>38714271
Story

Please be detailed
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True redpills coming here lads
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Lads do I go for a nightrun at 2 or not? My lower legs were so fucked from shin splints I had to take a fair few days off. Im hoping to get my running form checked and some suitable running shoes otherwise its to the bastard GP I go. Anyone run and know what I should do?
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>>38711459
To think, I was in the same room as another britfeeler without realising it. The mind boggles
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>>38714271
>t.tilde trying to derail the thread
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>>38714277
Is this a bully lad?
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>>38714271
Living the dream lad
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>>38714095
>My only problem is, all the waifu posters have a secret steam group chat

You're exactly right, we I mean they are the shadowy figures who truly control britfeel, it's like Seele from Evangelion
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>>38714235
i know this feel but with instead of drink i read and listen to stuff like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs
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>>38714320
Not me! I don't make lewd posts!

And don't think the thread can be salvaged anyway haha
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really upset lads.

this is my only contact with the outside world and it's been absolute uncomfy cancer for days.

How do we fix this? I need it to return to comfy levels for my mental health tbqh.
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>>38714328

No, I see myself becoming addicted to your blog though, this is like a carbon fucking copy of Elliot Rodger describing his childhood
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>>38714271
how old is she and post pic of her you normie
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>>38711459
>>38714318
london mentioned
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>>38714305
Went over to his, he's away on holiday without telling me (I've been working abroad)

She's been drinking with her friends.

They invite me in and leave.

She goes upstairs comes back down in underwear.

"Anon, I've wanted to fuck you since you were 18, wanna have fun?"

>End up slamming her on the sofa and skullfucking her 40 year old mouth.
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>>38714310
lmao I just remember when they all turned on aqua and kept calling him a cuck LOL
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>>38712579
>>38712574
whats been going on lads, i missed out on this
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>>38712458
What the fuck is up with savory rice? Eat the rice idiot.
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>>38714375
>this is like a carbon fucking copy of Elliot Rodger describing his childhood

h-haha sure thats a good thing r-right
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>>38714318

When I was at the Rubik's world championships, I met another person who said they used to lurk britfeel in 2015, my mind was blown then.
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>>38714368
lol balls on you lad especially after you've been the one causing this
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>>38714368
thanks to you the whole of britfeel cant be salvaged. fuck off already, everyone knows what youre really like now
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wew fuck me hell lads, it's a zesty one tonight
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>>38714426
>balls on you

Think I am chemically castrated at this point
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>>38714395
that was the movie night not the waifu posters

I think he was in the steam group with waifufags
lmao gangshit
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>>38714404
namefags being namefags not much
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Just messaged a certain someone, this thread is fucking bants
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>>38714039
Oh god yeah I had a lot of hand holding whenever I did anything, but it was so satisfying when you finally finished. I'd just run through it a hundred times doing the most basic shit just because I made it.

Nighty night anon!

>>38714102
Well I hope you do someday soon too friendo!
and i'm going to take you at a promise there! Pls add me or shout for me on here if you ever feel like doing something like that!

What are you planning to do tonight anyway?
Any vidya or films or anything?
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>>38713383
IT TAKES GUTS TO BE GENTLE AND KIIND~
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>>38713626
what baccy do you smoke pal?
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>>38714095
I'd like my name Mayuri Anon cleared from that list. I've never been a part of a private discord group, I only joined the britfeel steam group which was open to everyone.

I've only ever spoken to one person from here off britfeel and I've been here for 2 and a half years
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>>38713915
that's not thick thats skinnyfat
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>>38714389
Just to mention.

I feel fucking terrible.
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what do you reckon to this lads
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>>38714201
>tfw you have fucked a qt asian girl but don't anymore
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>>38714515
jps players kid used to smoke amber leaf till they changed the pouch sizes
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>>38714519
There is no shame in it lad, I wish I could join the group
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>>38714557
I really like the aesthetic of mechanical watches but they hurt my wrist :(
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what you drinking tonight man?
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>>38714584
how come they hurt ur wrist lad?
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>>38714557
who the fuck wear watches these days
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>>38714585
Flavoured water. I'm going to regret it and be up pissing all night.
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>>38714563
amber queef is decent, you ever smoked old holborn?
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>>38714585

diet coke anon here if you remember that, after telling a friend about that incident he bought me a 24 pack so that I wouldn't have to suffer like that again, I'm having a can out of that right now.
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Hi /britfeel/, I'm a disgusting eurofag who's come to invade your shores this September. I will be embarking on a MRes programme at University College London (inb4 waste of money - it's funded by a studentship). Any tips about London Town? Areas to avoid? Chill areas that I can relax in by myself without spending any money? Also, what's a good, cheap cinema?
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>>38714585
tea and brandy
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>>38714557
probaly have it nicked within the week of purchasing it tbqh
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How do I get a job at 26 after being a permaNEET? Anyone on jobseekers here? How is it?
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>>38714585
Carling, an unoriginal beer
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>>38714617
never heard of it but do you remember drum
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>>38714557
It's hideous.

If you can't afford a Rolex tier, you aren't ready to wear a watch
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>>38714627
acid attacks are likely and random

have fun
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>>38714585
shit was meant for >>38714349


>>38714628
>>38714658
nice selection here lads
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>>38714643
Civil service at the AO/EO level

Do it for 6 months then get a real job now that you have some useful experience
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>>38714585
Stella because I hate myself and even if I had a missus I'd likely end up abusing her.
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First time I've been here for a while and what a fucking shit show

Some people on both sides need to be a little less autistic over other peoples lives. We are all robots here, let all the grudges go (7 month screencap of azu and the mentioning of lads from last year etc). Bring back the comfy discussion and leave out the anon shit stirring.

Jesus Mary and christ, chill out lads
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>>38714627
>Areas to avoid?
The entire country unless you enjoy getting blown to smithereens or squished by a truck of peace.
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>>38714670
I don't intend on being a deliveroo driver, so I think I'll be fine
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>>38714601
I don't know, they've always been uncomfortable but especially if they use a metal band.
I've had a few watches over the years but i've never acclimatised to any of them.
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>>38714643
try and try i have been a neet for 4 years not even on jobseeekers or the sic to shy and ashamed to go to the doctors or the jobcentre
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>>38714694
we could if tilde, ebin and the rest all just left
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>>38714694
>mentioning of lads from last year etc
because we miss them, they got forced out by people like you
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>>38714681
Can't I just give these guys some money, skip that 6 months and just get some shit entry level job instead?

http://www.careerexcuse.com/

Did you do the whole civil service thing yourself?
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>>38714730
Right and noone else in the thread is contributing

Chillax lad
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>>38714627
>Chill areas I can relax in by myself without spending any money

Hampstead Heath and Golders Hill Park

>Cheap cinema

Lel. Nothing is cheap, and especially not the cinema.
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>>38714665
gives off a bourbon taste, my old man introduced me to it rather than smoking golden virginia.

and yeah, I remember drum, haven't smoked it in years mind you
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>>38714679
Thanks lad but i already told you tea and brandy with the odd rollie but i dont get rekt just buzzed.
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>>38714738
>Did you do the whole civil service thing yourself?

I'm a civil servant for life, fuck getting a real job
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>>38714704
they attack anyone
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>>38714693
i'd kill for a cold stella right now tbf
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>>38714757
fuck off tiIde
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>>38714627
>Chill areas that I can relax in by myself without spending any money
wandering the east london canals is nice
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>>38714799
I'd pass you one but I don't know where you are me lad.
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>>38714767
grew up in northern ireland they all smoke it over there trying to remember the beer they drunk to its like their stella but cheaper
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>>38714585
Water because I'm a healthy and sober anon
it's hell kill me
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>>38714772
best state to be in really, comfortable buzz
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>>38714666
whats so hideous about it lad? i quite like it
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>>38714780
Could you tell me here and now what the fuck a civil servant is? I really don't understand what it means
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>>38714728
I used to know that feel, I lost the anxiety but kept the laziness and kept wallowing in my comfort zone. Now I'm 26 and I'm still nothing. Keep fighting anon.

>>38714780
I've never looked into this before so I just checked the site. There's a receptionist job near me. Is it hard to get the job? I literally have no experience but I'm not full sperg or anything.
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>>38714814
down south east pal, coming to think of it, the offie is just down the road, might grab a 4 pack
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>>38714762
>Hampstead Heath

Neat, I'll be living in Tufnell Park/Kentish Town so that's near.

>>38714808
Like Limehouse? Isn't that area kinda shady
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anyone twos on my bareback rollup?
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>>38714859
Get yourself a 10 pack mate. We all know 1 Stella is never enough, it has to be at least 15 before the thirst is quenched.
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tonight is looking up
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Fuck fuck fukc fuckfuck fuck I just snogged with my little sister ;_;

in fire emblem
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>>38714856
>>38714856
A lot of even entry level stuff requires experience unfortunately. Do you have any GCSEs/A-Levels? That would be the only thing that could put you above the rest
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>>38714882
That's actually a really nice area of town mate. Lots of good pubs etc.
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>>38714856
ill try were abouts are you
also i always get cute pajeet gps which makes it worse
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>>38714916
bin that keepsake whatever you do.
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>>38714916
>that saving
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>>38714920
Greeeeeeentext my man
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>>38714908
good call lad, i'll be back in 10
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>>38714916
fuckin hell i'm creasing up
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>>38714916
cut me a slice anon but put it outside for the critters might get some good boy points with buddha
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>>38714962
Get us some cigars while you're out mate.
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>>38715002
no problem, hamlets any good to you?
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>>38714920
whats fire emblem
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>>38714916
What does that even taste like? What flavour is it? What's inside?
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im a neet who's been living alone for about a month now and i already cant handle it
how do you guys deal with the lonliness?
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>>38714916
>that progressively reduced price
Poor Spidey. No one wants him.
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>>38714847
Civil servant means you work for a government department. Beyond that the sheer variety of jobs is too much to describe in a single post - at the same grade (rank) it ranges from office clerks, to enforcement officers to people who work face-to-face with Ministers.

In my time I've been a guy who makes decisions about whether immigrants get to live in the UK, a guy who argues with the NHS about force feeding prisoners and a guy who writes the laws the police have to abide by.

The civil service offers a lower salary relative to the private sector. But in exchange you get a great pension, great prospects for promotion because of the weird way they conduct job interviews, and it's nigh impossible to get fired because the trade unions have the whole system over a barrel (I say this as someone who once tried to fire an incompetent worker and failed).
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>>38714916
>keepsake 3D image
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>>38715026
there was three of them too
but I only took a quid with me
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off to sleep lads, can barely keep my eyes open
night night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite desu
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>>38715028
Also I forgot to mention seasonal work like Bee Inspectors - they hie people 5 months/year to go to various bee hives and basically count the bees and measure bio-diversity

You don't even need a biology degree, it's fucking awesome
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>>38715013
They'll do just fine lad. Cheers.
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>>38714916
Is it even your birthday or did you just feel like cake? Either way I'm jelly.

>>38714930
I have an AS in English, a Memedia Production diploma and 10 GCSE's, but nothing else whatsoever. Hence why I'm tempted to use that website to just fake some experience so I can get something entry level, they do a pretty thorough job afaik. Then lie about some other shit that I did years ago that they won't check (hopefully) to bulk it out a little more.

>>38714939
Derby area, you? My GP's never listen to me, regardless of pajeet status or not.
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>>38715044
Go back and save all the unwanted Spiddermen.
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got a bit obsessive and spent a good five minutes cropping the background out of this image in paint and then making it transparent in gimp, what's something funny I can put in the background lads
>>38714920
>not marrying midori
what are you doing
>>38714916
only an hour left before it goes off, you better hurry
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>>38715070
>you better hurry
don't tempt me, I could annihilate this sucker in 10 minutes flat
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>>38714916

You have an identical kitchen surface to me
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I feel sorry for you tilde, wish you and ebin all the best.

I know what rejection feels like
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>>38715070
>what's something funny I can put in the background lads

Famke Janssen
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>>38715089
clock's ticking, anon
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>>38714916
In what world does that serve 24 people. Fucking false advertisement
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>>38715070
jon snow might score you some gbp with feminsts
or at black guy from star wars who was bitching about black people in G.O.T
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>>38714955
>be me
>join hoshido to fight king garon
>meet my little sister who I haven't seen since I was a kid
>fug she's pretty cute
>fight next to her in battle a lot
>these hearts keep appearing out of nowhere whenever I kill some guys and she's nearby
>one day she rocks up to me and straight up tells me she wants the D
>tell her I want that sweet loli cunny but she's my sister
>tells me she's not actually my sister
>unzip dragon dick
>reach S-rank
>thicc dragon loli appears in the deeprealms
>>38715017
Bags of salty coins and milk
>>38715070
>not marrying midori
Been there done that
really though I should've done that this time round, my Midori right now is fucking stroooooonk
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>>38715070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRHYmBR0Qnw
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"at morning breaks I'd hang around a group of "nerdier" peers like a fly hovering around shit"

Ebin really doesn't mince his words
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>>38715176
sounds like some shitty weeb game i am guessing
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>>38715215
A true wordsmith
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>>38715070
can you post the original version of that pic of sophie?
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>>38715219
yeah even though it's nintendo fire emblem fates went full weeb, it's pretty funny
>>38715185
why is the ugly jonas brother there too, are they snogging
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>>38715219
uhhh perhaps
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>tfw cosy as fuck listening to the patter of rain in bed with a hot coco
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>>38714916
I'm well jealous of you right now.
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>Another recollection and way I was "different" was everyone wore boxer shorts yet I wore underpants (the y front type ones) so I was scared of my trousers falling down or getting changed in PE (which I mostly skipped). I wore my PE kit under my uniform on days when we had it, so I was very hot and uncomfortable but luckily fat enough nobody probably noticed, just put my uniform back on over my sweaty kit afterwards till I got home.

Fucking hell ebin, this was literally me.

I was also the only one in my year to wear y-fronts, and I fucking hated PE because of it, eventually I just wore my PE kit over my underwear and then my uniform on top of that, so when getting changed I just took off my trousers and was done.
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>>38715249
not him but am sophieposter, here
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>>38715310
>in bed with a hot coco
Good taste
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>>38715185
based sophie the best girl
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>>38715310

It's best weather. Nice and rainy.
I can sip coffee, wear warm clothes and write more.
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WHY THE FUCK DO MOTHS EXIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY RUIN MY NIGHT EVER NIGHT, JUST SPENT 10 MINUTES TRYING TO SQUASH 2 MOTHS, THEY WOULDT GET OFF MY WALL AND I DONT WANT TO RUIN MY NEW WALLPAPER WITH MOTH ENTRAILS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, THEY COME IN DURING THE DAY WHEN I HAVE MY WINDOW OPEN BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?, ITS SUMMER FOR FUCK SAKES R-R-RREEEEEEeeeeee


I am very annoyed lads
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>>38715364
She looks a lot less monstrous here. Guess it was just the poor quality of the other pic
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>>38715393
>daring to call my waifu mostrous
watch it, you'll be in the chamber
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>>38715293
>>38715254
kek i looked it up its a shitty clone of dynasty warriors
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>>38715392
Moths sleep during the day, just like me.
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>>38715364
She's so mediocre. So much face fat, so much ham. Too much cellulite, fatness incarnadine.
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>>38715028
>Pretends he has actual power

I'm glad you like your job but this is a sad post.
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>>38715411
Uhhhh bruh, that's the Dynasty Warriors crossover...

I realise I'm baiting myself hook line and sinker right now
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>>38715407
My waifu is better than yours. Want to know why? BECAUSE SHE ISN'T A 3DPD
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>>38715411
That's Fire Emblem Warriors you mong.
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>>38714916
>serves 24
how fucking big is that thing?
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>>38715446
who is it I'll slap her in gimp and put her in the chamber
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>>38715460
There's a teaspoon for scale. It's not big at all
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>>38715392
The only good bug is a dead bug!


close ur window ape
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>>38711276
be my bf?

kek, not originality be damned
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>>38715460
It's probably intended for birthday parties, so 24 itty-bitty babby slices.
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>>38715427
>mediocre
>fatness incarnate
>celulite
is this poor man blind?
>>38715446
my waifu is better than yours, my waifu is better than yours, my waifu is folded neatly in the drawr, but when I spill a drink, your waifu mops the floor, lets play a game like saw, every time you see my waifu, slap yourslef iin the jaw. By the time you get home, your face is sore. So many waifus so many slaps, it's red raw, it's your own fault
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>>38715480
>not having his window open to let the cool air ventilate throughout his house

I think you are the ape here anon
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>>38715504
pls be in warwickshire lad
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I really miss lad mags

I mean they were very tame in comparison to stuff you see on the internet now, but there was always something so magical about spunking on a pair of big tits printed on a page. I feel like internet porn still hasn't reached that level of immersion yet

Might go have a wank to Stacey Poole now for old time's sake
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>>38715445
>>38715459
the nips running out of idea's way do they always do crossover games
also why you playing nintendo its for little kiddies
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>>38715519
what's stopping you from buying a porn mag?
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>>38714916
>serves 24
Is that a challenge?
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>>38715433
I have no power whatsoever. Never have.

I am an SEO policy adviser. I write laws but only Ministers and Judges can decide if they are valid or legal
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>get extremely anxious about my health
>GP not available till Thursday
That's a good 5 days for me to figure out whether I have a brain tumour or not
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>>38715518
sussex, unfortunately.
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>>38715070
I had a go at cleaning it up a bit
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>>38715548
Why would you think you have a brain tumour?
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>>38715519
loaded was pretty good, had my first mag wank in a loaded mag
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>>38715532
I'll play anything to stop the existential dread from eating me.
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>>38715532
>also why you playing nintendo its for little kiddies
Because I am a little kiddie, at heart
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>>38715392
Why would you kill them you savage? They're adorable. They don't bother me when I sleep and by the morning they're gone. As long as you have a separate light source from your monitor it's fine.
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why is everyone posting my waifu am i drink
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>>38715517
I have celling fans you pleb
also dont bitch about moths when you leave your window open and lights on your asking for trouble.
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>>38715558
you're a god amongst men
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New thread lads

>>38715571

>>38715571

>>38715571

>>38715571

>>38715571

something something piss off robot
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>>38715564
I've had mild but recurring headaches for a few days, had a dizzy spell a couple of days ago
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>>38715519
>That magic moment of finding an issue of NUTS on the side of the road on the way home from school
I would of taken it home with me but my older brother was walking behind me and would ask why I was picking up trash from the road
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>>38715510
SORRY BREDRIN
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>>38715536
there's no chance in hell that this serves 24
even if they all only licked it
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>>38715566
fair enough
>>38715567
grow up and join the big boys on the ps4 pro
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>>38715595
stop posting new threads too soon
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>>38715588
I close my window at 7:30, its not even dark then nor do I have my lights on.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE

me
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>>38715510
Looks like a junkie whore lol

>>38715471
Well I'm not going to tell you now am I...she's too pure for filth like you
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>>38715533
Both Nuts and Zoo were shut down by whiny feminists a few years ago. I don't think there are any major lads mags left on the shelves anymore. Even The Sun got rid of sodding Page 3. also it's embarrassing and someone I know could see me buying it
>>38715565
Had mine in an underwear catalogue
>>38715602
Fuck I know that feel all too well. Having to pretend to your brother that you aren't interested in that kind of thing when you really were.
>found one of my brother's cum-encrusted magazines under his bed once
>still fapped to it even though the pages were stuck together
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>>38715656
ahh then you have ninja moths check you wardrobe for nests
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>>38715666
not loving sophie is a disability
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>>38715703
I don't have wardrobes, I've seen one of those fuckers come in during the day, its not a nest nor a nighttime thing
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>>38715615
>grow up and join the big boys on the ps4 pro
Buying a PS4 soon actually. Abstained for all this time but all those exclusives broke me
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Suggest something to keep me awake lads.
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>>38715777
You might die tonight of a brain aneurysm and not even know.

or maybe you'll sleep as much as possible now
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>>38715777

Amphetamine
Methamphetamine
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>>38715802
Honestly I don't really mine if I die or I live. The only thing from keeping me from killing myself is the fact that I have an eternity of death to look forward to but only about another 40 years of living.
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>>38715777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F6NP_bA1JM
>>38715748
i got one for 100 quids
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>>38715826
Where could I get it on tap at this time of night though?

>>38715855
This will just send me off to sleep lad. Love the films and books though.
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>>38715833
For me when I was worse off it was just my parents, the thought of my mum crying was too much.

>>38715733
Cute but very normie. Her bf is a tanned muscled Chad and a lot of her social media is just her in a club or restaraunt.
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>>38715878
the 1st one is good the rest are shiet and there is only one book
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>>38715897
>Her bf is a tanned muscled Chad
he's a washed up manlet, and about as hard as ebin
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>>38715897
Wish I had parents desu lad. Is at least fun having moral guidance in life?
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Just found out I'm an ENTJ lads. Looks like I have to be an evil CEO now.

What type is /britfeel/?

>>38715917
Swear I've seen pics of her kissing said Chad in multiple places, maybe just a friend. She seems the type to be extremely superficial outdoors but caring when alone
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>>38715961
>ENTJ
haha, a shit tase in girls and a shit mbti.
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>>38715996
Why do you say this? You some ISFP brainlet?
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>>38716026
INTJ. Objectively the best type :)
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>>38716056
NTJ types are sister types, supposedly I'm more assertive and you're more analytical.

Mean desu.
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>>38715961
ISTJ myself lad. Explains why I only enjoy myself when I'm working when I think about it.
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I am alternating between ice cold bitter and piping hot tea at the moment
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>>38716607
WHAT'S COLDER THAN BEING COLD?
ICE COLD!
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>>38716633
Was that really necessary?
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