/britfeel/

>>38715571
haha, memes lads. am i right?

>>38715571
>heart beat has been unusually fast for a while
Help

Had a major personal reassessment of my behavior and embarrassment over the last few months and I'm taking steps to move away from it

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>Baby, I am missing you
I want you by my side
>And I hope you'll miss me too
Come back and stay
>I think about you every day
I really want you too
>You swept my feet right off the ground, you're the love I found

>>38715627
You're a bigger man than tilde, ebin.

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>>38715571
dubs decide what i fap over
trips you decide what i shove something up my ass

first for join the civil service

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>>38715675
If dubs, scat porn
If trips, a mouse

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>>38715604
Smoke some of the good stuff

Ebin really voted to leave the EU? Why?

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>>38715675
>facesitting if dubs
>nothing if trips, gechoself a real man honey

>>38715669

this, Ebin can be salvaged

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>>38715675
>>38715675
>dubs decide what i fap over
>trips you decide what i shove something up my ass
rolling

>used to go to /r9k/ and then /britfeel/ to feel better about myself i
>end up staying forever and becoming a robot

>>38715669
Only metaphorically, Tilde's 5'10 lol

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>>38715678
wanna be a citizen how are you serving

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>>38715675
>dubs
Jailbait
>trips
Sandpaper

>>38715772
no dubs but you got a link to at

>>38715669
miss this evenings threads. have tilde and ebin fallen out?

>>38715772
Downloaded this today. Any good? The thought of wanking to Theresa May with all of her shit about internet privacy and porn makes me feel good.

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Never, ever forget

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>>38715675
If dubs, Kizuna AI
If trips, wasps

>>38715675
Vore
Toilet brush

>>38715815
Go to the archive and look at it yourself. No need to bring that shit back up again

>>38715854
whats kizune ai

>>38715775

I came as a robot, I'm basically a normie now but I'm still here. I even found a post in the archive of 2014 from when I lost my virginity

>>38715772
Who's Knickerless Virgin supposed to be? Also the state of their Putin.

>>38715814
Not him but here you go mate:
https://mega.nz/#F!x3Q0WKAZ!Dexu79G5nnIobcUL270H6A

>>38715840
I couldn't fap to it, i just downloaded it for meme purposes.

>>38715814
sure, let me just find it

>>38715889
nicola sturgeon

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>>38715879
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4YaOt1yT-ZeyB0OmxHgolA

>>38715889
Nicola Sturgeon.

Lads I haven't visited britfeel in over a week, is tilde gone yet?

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>>38715889
Nicola Sturgeon. The leader of the SNP. Pic related

>>38715911
Of course. Reminds me of when I finally got the title "Fuck me indie ass"

>>38715815
basically it turned out tilde was startinn all the drama in the threads after he made a post and accidentally didn't take his trip off

then he tries to play the pity card and make up another story about len which ebin then made a post contradicting tilde

>>38715912
Good God, the japanese are retarded

>>38715854
Never actually looked up Kizuna Ai hentai until now.

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>>38715900
hard brexit it is then funny cause its what i voted for

>>38715873
kek must have been a good one then

>>38715730
Memes

>>38715745
I'm breaking away from online relationships and drama. I've just learnt I cannot handle any form of it or people getting too close to me. I've become ill with paranoia and uncomfortable about it. Same with this thread, I feel like I should ghost and never come back but I'd be hurting people too much. Its become detrimental to my well being. I can't stay away from this place but I should slowly break away

>>38715815
no

Thinking about becoming a Buddhist. It is the only religion that makes sense to me and it brings me peace

Post trax ladds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw

>>38715912
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4YaOt1yT-ZeyB0OmxHgolA
WTF

>>38715962
It was a bloodbath...that's why I wanted to leave it in the last thread

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>>38715956
That's a point. Why wasn't Are Nige in Hard Brexxxit, when he is Brexitman himself? Proper disgrace!

What would his name be lads?

>>38715964
But you survive off the state! Why did you vote to fuck yourself?!

Going to be writing a new blog post lads

>>38715946
just seen it, absolute state of him.
how will he ever recover?

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Any thoughts on this documentary?

Pic unrelated

https://youtu.be/D1r-BorbQyk

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>>38715977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8vJ_lMxQI

why is being a original a thing

>>38715977
Late night lonely tunes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4OSxc9XYRc

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>>38716014
I don't know desu, didn't think brexit would win and did it for the memes. It was worth it in the end for all the crying afterwards. I just like voting for chaos and vote the candiate who has an outside chance of winning who will cause the most fallout (voted labour this election)

>>38715675
Open up a random Wikipedia article and record it

If trips, a pinecone

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>>38715956
>hard brexit it is then funny cause its what i voted for

>>38716009
Agreed, complete travesty

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>>38715854
<10 years till virtual gfs
feels good

>>38716009
dic barage

>>38715675
if dubs, a loli
if trips, a loli

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>>38715675
give up fapping and porn forever

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>>38716069
Love this pic, based nige providing such memeable content

>>38716009
Nigay Forarse if it was a gay porno but this is good too >>38716069

>>38715663
>>38715663
>>38715663
Goddamn that was depressing

What's worse is that even if we actually do try and put in a shit load of effort we could still end up like this guy

>>38716107
I'm only 3 years away from that guy

>>38716094
awww thought about doing it too hard i just give it up for lent

>>38716101
Shit I meant >>38716081 was good.

>>38715675
Loli whether dubs or trips

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>>38716145
thanks lad (you)'s are like headpats for me

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>>38715675
>dubs
Spongeknob Squarenuts
>trips
Any item of your choice from M&S

Good luck my friend

>>38716065
It's sad, because you are bound to suffer badly.

>>38715675
If dubs necrophilia particularly cute skeletons.

If trips stick a Sky remote up your bumhole.

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Hey, what time is it now? I mean, what's the time?

>>38716065
Why didn't you vote Tory, for maximum normie salt?

>>38716197
No problem m8. (you)s are always nice.

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>Been refreshing previous thread for 25 minutes wondering why only a few people were posting
Fucking hell

>>38716107
If its any consolation you probably didn't waste 8 years getting a PhD.

>>38716258
>voting for giga chad
tories are normies

>>38716227
What if he has Virgin?

>>38716285
Then he put his Vivo set in the fucking bin.

>>38716107
I mean if you look at what he's done he only has himself to blame.
Just putting effort in doesn't mean you get a reward, you have to put the right effort in.

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>>38716246
Good luck favours you.
Buy a scratch card tomorrow.

https://www.pinterest.com/kira23/black-gingers/
top kek

>>38716277
Fine, what about UKIP? Barely anybody saw the point in voting them. That contrarianism surely makes THEM the official salt party? Seeing as most normies still view them as the literal Hitler party

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>>38716266
i know ats why i posted this >>38715675
so many (you)'s i dont know what to do with

just had some balsamic vinegar that was about 20 years out of date

quite punchy

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>>38715675
>Shitting up thread with spam replies
Fuck off
Hand holding in hentai

>>38716320
>funded by an ex tory, run by an ex stock broker
same logic desu

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>it's a late night depression episode

Feel physically sick desu

>>38716378
You've earned it, mate!

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>>38716313
>https://www.pinterest.com/kira23/black-gingers/
this is a thing because of irish slave drivers
black irish they call them
if you see a muh bbc thread remind them they got POTATOED

>>38716378
Guilt is not depression.

>>38716389
leave her alone you cunt

Guys I'm super close to figuring out if I'm the rightful heir to the throne, how should I celebrate?

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>>38716378
your own fault, don't pull the sympathy card after the shit you've done

you're probably just sad you got caught

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after his reassessment August will go down in history as ebin bounceback month.

Ebin will start going to the gym, removing all toxic gay and prison gay thoughts and just trying to assimilate into the normie life hes previously talked down. He will blog and perhaps make videos of his quick progress to serve as inspiration to future robots.

>>38716225
not like my suffering can get much worse, I'd rather council estate and chav trash suffer with me.

>>38716258
Tories are pathetic and enough normies voted for them to win an almost majority

>>38716392
actually don't look too bad
>>38716423
by making me arch wizard

>>38716417
false-flagging is scummy as fuck

>>38716378
>I-If I make them feel sorry for me they'll forget what I've done

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>>38716378
Whats on your mind tonight lad? Turn off the lights, turn 4chan to Tomorrow, have a hot chocolate and immerse yourself in comfiness.

>>38716423
Organise an armed militia in York and march for London

>>38716436
will do :^)
>>38716457 sounds good

>>38716378
Time to hang yourself you obese prick. Spare some of that food for the malnourished you chubby bastard.

>>38716435
T-this is satire right? You aren't actually going to improve your life?

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>>38716435
I believe in your Ebin!
Ganbatte!

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>>38716423
by murdering the those who stand between you and the throne

>>38716435
Good lad but be careful to not set yourself lofty goals. If you can't reasonably achieve them and you fail, it will just set you back further and make you more demotivated. Take it slowly and you can do it, we believe in you

>>38716436
the freckles are cute i guess but the hair is minging

>>38716435
Have my doubts about you managing but good luck anyway

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>>38716498
Good thing I don't mind blood lol

>>38716440
>Saku and len still online
>Someone in the thread still shitting on Tilde

I wonder who you are

>>38716527
improvement on the default nog though

This is for Ebin:

I've been reading your blog and have no doubt you warrant an assessment for developmental disabilities. You tick a lot of boxes including and not limited to: Autism Spectrum Disorder, Dyscalcia and Dyspraxia.

>>38716435
Good luck lad. You deserve better than a twat like Tilde.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6AL1XnHJZs

>>38716435
>I'm bouncing back Lynn!

>>38716547
I'm neither of then you paranoid cunt,. funny how the person who talks shit off their trip starts accusing others of doing it

got to be up at 5:30am for carbooty. goodnight anons.

>>38716547
Everyone here hates you, Tilde, trip back on you fucking twat.

>>38716547
you dropped this:
>!!DA+9yVbG2KT

>>38716547
Stop with the conspiracy theories tilde

>starts the day being outed for having a cuck fetish
>ends it with a post of defiant redemption, promising the world
Where were you when you realised that ebin is the true alpha of /britfeel/?

>>38716558
I've been assessed and as far as I know diagnosed with one of those

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Is /britfit/ present?

>>38716608
He's not gonna do shit and a week from today he'll still be saying 'that's it lads, off to the gym tomorrow, wish me luck!'

>>38716576
'Night lad

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>>38716544
oh i love abit of regicide

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>watching Evangelion with my sister
>miss the third impact of /britfeel/
Bloody typical

>>38716555
a splash of white works wonders

>>38716681
Show your sister /britfeel/. Get her postings here.

>>38716572
You think Ebin will ever get his second series?

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>>38716668
NEVER FORGET the chuckle

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>>38716668
>666
Truly this is meant to be, an event to be burned into the very stars themselves

>>38716681
Which gril does your sister look like? Asuka? Rei? Misato? Or perhaps big tits fanservice girl from Rebuild?

>>38716572
I've started watching I'm alan partridge season 1 after watching youtube clips endlessly actually

what are you listening to

for me, lana del rey, glass animals, metronomy, hot chip

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>>38716435
>tfw the meme reckoning may actually lead to ebin leading a fulfilling life

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>>38716704
For all I know she might already be here. She knows who moot is, which is more than some people can say. Realised I'm probably going to have to explain why Shinji jerks it to comatose Asuka

>>38716760
Maya I guess. Maya is best girl

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>>38716751
kek saw this while looking for a barry image
based barry also isnt paul a pussyhound

>>38716809
>tilde was actually a bad influence on him and was using him for evil
>after the truth was unveiled ebin bounced back just like theoden

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As was foretold by by kev yesterday, ebin will be the British eggman

>>38716808
Frank Ocean and mewithoutYou. Different genres but both emotional boy music.

>>38716818
Show us her tits lad.

I want my back cracked

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>>38716808
classical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuh3WyfVL2M

>>38716854
the thought of this gave me a right chuckle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQExgALv9wI

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>>38716854
pic related desu lad
l m a o

>>38716808
Wew pleb city, population you! Haha

>>38716873
hang off the end of your bed start at neck then keep going till it cracks

>>38716611
im thinking about making a blog now. im not sure if people would just call me a normie though because i have friends

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>>38716808
IU, Lim Kim, general Kpop
>>38716858
Do you agree that CO > Blonde? Pyramids is a masterpiece for example, as was super rich kids
>>38716882
good taste

>>38716854
>this whole time I thought it was ebin that was the bad influence on tilde
Boy am I feeling like a fool

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>>38716882
Nice love classical music myself it has no message no agenda to shill just pure feels.

and good choice such a ride of emotions

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>>38716868
That would be child pornography, and that's bad. But you can have this instead.

>>38716965
thanks wish i could say the same of you but nice pic

>>38716997
Well is she at least cute? Can I have her when she's of age?

>>38716928
Thanks lad, was alright, didn't get the deep cracks that I needed but I got a few smaller cracks, was worth the time.

>>38717025
I guess, and I don't see why not.

>>38716965
I might but there's something about Blonde that affects me and I'm not sure what it is. CO on the other hand is a really great album I can appreciate but I can't love.

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>fingered my arse in the bath again
I have to stop this shit. Not even gay ffs

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>>38716988
Never knew /britfeel/ was so cultured thought it would be trap music or emo and weeb shit.

>>38717048
Sound mate. Can't wait to see her tats.

>>38717048
Wow are you not even gonna check to see if he's a niBBa or not? Great brother you are

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>>38717065
This made me laugh really fucking hard

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>>38717017
Doesn't meant I don't like classical, only that at the moment it's Kpop
My favourite composers are Vivaldi and Bach, but that might just be because I got a grade 6 in Cello (played until year 9) and they make a lot of cello pieces.

>>38717049
Interesting, maybe its because as an album Blonde has more substance while CO, in my humble opinion having better individual songs is kind of 2D in its messages and themes? And is harder to connect with
>>38717065
Good post

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>>38715571
Off to shag a solid 3/10. I'm going in with the mindset that I can use her to improve my confidence and work on my form.

I will be properly drunk before coitus, wish me luck

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>>38717111
Tinder slut or someone you know?

If the former, ,making her a friend with benefits probably will boost your confidence a fuck ton cause you'll feel like a macho ladies man all the time.

>>38717111
The truth is that you've now found your level. Enjoy.

>>38717047
np anon got some more tips for you put your back to a wall stand straight put your feet close together and put your arms to the wall like this <->
then do this <>then back to this <->and repeat till it feels nice

>>38717065
maybe next time you should ask me to come around and i can fuck you while you pretend it is not gay

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>>38717111
Godspeed lad

Is she really a 3/10 or is that just a classic exaggeration?

>>38717102
fair enough but why do you like kpop is it the fake plastic girls cause it sounds shit 2bh lad

>>38717179
Reading that actually gave me a slight chub...

South east?

>>38717102
I think it's also a sub-conscious thing because the week Blonde came out, I got dumped by a girl I really liked. That and I liked how a mainstream singer made a really weird and oblique pop album with field recordings and Elliott Smith lyrics.

Anyone have a chink action cam that theyd recommend?

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>>38717065
how did it feel i got bored in the shower once stuck a pen up there to see what the fags were banging on about felt uncomfortable not good at all

dont see the appeal

>>38717111
Post pics if she's a tinder ho. And good luck lad!

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Thank fuck I'm home lads. Really stoned and my half hour trip home from my brothers felt like an epic anxiety fuelled trip round the world. Also I did no push ups today

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>>38717248
Top kek you don't just stick a pen in your arse first thing, you've got to start small and easy. Just try your fingers, even if it's just your pinky. You almost definitely aren't going to find your prostate first time round but just have a feel around, see what's up there. Then after a few times you should be ready to go far enough up to get to the prostate.

>>38717267
same show lad, haven't done any the past two days. At least that poo cilla is gone

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>>38717248
There is no pleasure greater in this world...

Can I has link to ebin blog pls

I just tried to stand up fully straight. It was agony on muscles that I've never used.

>>38717307
too much work think ill just leave it

>>38717363
Were you here for the scratchcard video?

>>38717363
https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/

enjoy

>>38717383
only the aftermath of comments

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>>38717363

ebinlad.wordpress.com

>pic related

>>38717383
not him but i wasnt and i want to see it

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>>38717348
got a big dick to play with think ill just fuck boicunnie instead of getting fuck in my boicunnie

>>38717375
/britfeel/ in one post

>>38717368
Iktf, whenever I go out for my walks I try to walk with a straight back and it feels so stressful somehow. Pretty sure I have a crooked back or curved spine or something.

>>38717410
It's private now. He takes 6 minutes to scratch one number and then get's scared of a person in the distance and runs away.

>>38717466
I might make it unprivate it I stop being scared and paranoid, but as it stands I'm feeling sick

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>>38717197
comfy and chill music only. I'm a chill person. And because you don't understand the lyrics it makes very productive background music for activities like essays or shitposting

>>38717409
If ebin has a blog will he be posting here less now? That can only keep net shitposting down right?

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>>38716854
BREAKING: LEAKED IMAGE OF TILDE MANIPULATING EBINA

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>>38717409
As stupid as that analogy is, it does kind of make sense. The blog is going to be gold.
>>38717403
hug u

>tfw you will never make a best friend over /britfeel/ like Ebin and Tilde
Anyone wanna be mates? I don't have mystery walls or exotic eating disorders but I'm a good lad with decent banter, that's all really

>>38717409
>>38717403
>the chicken nuggets saga didnt make it into the blog

Lads just take ANY JOB

Digging holes in the road, anything. You haven't got time for luxuries. You haven't got time to write a book.

>>38717495
you take things too serious sometimes. a couple of times i have made comments saying i have wanked over your videos and you took it really seriously. i was just saying it for a laugh lad.

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>>38717500
dunno why but 80's electro and pop makes me wanna shitpost and engage in multiple threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg

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>>38717593
>B-but in primary and secondary school I got the best grades in class! I'm just a lazy genius!

>>38717617
Do you like synthwave? I was addicted for a short while. Definitely fits my nocturnal lifestyle

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>>38717409
I didn't ask for these original feels

>>38717641
some of its good but there are so many sub genres i like to like spacewave trumpwave so on and so on

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LADS

Submit yourself to an ocular pat down right before you can proceed posting

>poley has a blog
>tilde has a blog
>ebin has a blog
Who's next, cilla?

>>38717703
whats a ocular pat down

Dunno who the fuck Danny is but here is a list of potential namefag candidates:
>Shipposter
>Sophieposter
>Comfyposter
>Jinpingposter
>Cillaposter
>Foxposter
Don't think I missed any out.

>>38717721
Me but it'll be a youtube series where I used screenshots from tv shows and films to tell the story of my day

>>38717573
You sound like a good lad Danny but I can't be friends with a namefag unfortunately

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>>38717721
all these namefags have blogs something isnt right here

my jew senses are tingling

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>>38717783
It's almost as if the namefags are narcissistic and crave attention more than anyone else...

>>38715675
shota
orgigns fdgpi

>>38717573
i can be your mate on here for now lad. call me tyler.

what are you up to danny me main man?

Shit lads, I got really drunk and forgot about the hug. Maybe tomorrow.

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I've been lazy and haven't done any for the past 0 days. I didn't really have an excuse of being achy, I was just lazy. Still, it must have done me good because I was able to do 22 today. I'm very happy I was finally able to break 20. Compared to when I started this is a 30% improvement since 10 days ago. Pretty good, but idk if I can keep up that rate of improvement.

>>38716808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUcBvBTi2kE
This song calms my soul

>>38717783
I never realised until now that your character was a Jewish stereotype. How did that ever get into the film?

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>>38717817
narcissistic and crave attention
mmmmm who is like at
reddit normal fags

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>>38717883
TV Guy here. I did 20 on the 28th as well

>>38717862
Sup tyler, I'm just winding down before bed really. Been a tiring day at work and even more tired from the gym afterwards. how about you?

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>>38717883
Tried to find you, 19 for the 27th, 15 for the 28th and 15 for the 29th thanks. Ironically I've been going to the gym every other day now, so I'm doing less pushups at home because my arms ache really badly. My sessions are intense at least for me and I need to learn how to 'cool down' after each one.
>>38717828
>Still replying to him
>>38717741
>>38717689
Good posts

>>38717883

Shipanon
27 - 0
28 - 0
29 - 19

>>38717909
dunno maybe a based character desginer in deep cover star trek had the space jews too

>>38717950
>>38717862
If this turns into a fucking story I'm going to hate you

>>38717964
also the grandaddy of it all listen to this as you roam the interwebs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3fz6CC45ok

>>38717950
Waheyyy, Danny mate! hows the benching going?
Been a while since I seen you down the bookies, the missus hounding ya about the gambling again? haha

>>38717950
that sounds like a tough day matey. i spent most of my day reading random stuff, playing pokemon sun and working out. i went on the bag for half an hour and done a handful of different exercises for my legs and chest.

currently reading the ebin blog

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>>38718008
Wouldn't the grandaddy of synthwave be John Carpenter? Not that Blade Runner's soundtrack wasn't great of course.

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thanks for those of you who turned up for 12 monkeys and sorry for kicking you desu

Did bullying in secondary school fuck up anyone else sexually?
>used to get bullied by this girl called jess and the girls on my geography table, now into femdom
>guys grope me under the table in English (year 11) and in the changing rooms, became slowly bi
>got hit in the balls 15 times by 15 different people during one lunch time, now quite enjoy being punched/ slapped

>>38718017
whayyyyyy it's only the one and only deano! how've you been holding out mate, my missus told me your wife told her work's been a killer for you late. yeah i've been trying to cut down on it a bit since the ball and chain keeps on at me about it but i wanted to see me old mate again didn't I!

>>38718067
Vangelis you twat why would a movie or a movie director be a grandaddy of synthwave

Ok which one of you made the belly gf thread?

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>>38718061
Why did those tards have to steal that chocolate bar from him :'(

I wonder how different his life could have been if he had got that qt schizo

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>>38718079
Interesting, many people would have associated those fetishes with those bad experiences and maybe feel sick when they see pain/bi/femdom porn because it reminds them of being bullied.

>>38718145
Carpenter is a composer, look him up on spotify, and think twice before being a meanie :(

>>38718172
kids are complete are pricks. i probably would have ended up like ebin if i never had any friends in highschool. i still got bullied in highschool but having the odd few friends helped to not be completely fucked.

>>38718194
never heard of him but vangelis is credited for starting sythwave sorry get mean when i am horny going to have a wank over brexit hope this thread go's nice and slow

>>38717967
Hey shipanon just solved my cube in 3 mins 14 seconds with the beginner method

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>>38718079
It's fascinating how our childhoods can fuck us up for the rest of our lives

Personally it wasn't sexual but it messed me up when it came to getting rejected. I'm terrified of it now and always feel like I'm unwelcome around people I don't know well so I just leave by myself to avoid the embarrassment of them asking me to leave (even if that would never realistically happen). It's fucked

>>38718254
>highschool
wew lad
>inb4 'i'm s-scottish'

might go for a wank in a bit desu lads

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>>38718067
>>38718194
>massive fan of Carpenter's movies and soundtracks
>he was playing here so buy tickets almost a year in advance
>it's the worst gig I've ever been too not because he or is band were shit but because it's oversold to fuck so I can't see or hear anything
>can't watch his movies or listen to his music since because I'm still bitter

>>38718299
every single person i know in liverpool calls it highschool.

>>38718079
chad stroked my willy through my trousers with his finger once in class. I'm bi now but I was probably bi before that tbqh

>>38715659
That stupid autistic pepe triggers me.

>>38717208
not him but i'm south east ;)

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how about a break lads last one to cum is a rotten egg

>>38718361
haha britfeel game of soggy biscuit lads?

i'll bring the rich teas

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>when your waifu get's snatched by a group of men and thrown into the back of a van

>>38718361
shit meant to say wank break ats want i get for wanking and typing

>>38717065
oh come on, you love it really

>>38718310
I'm going for one soon but I don't know what to do it to. I have too many links saved and I never know which one to wank it to

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>>38718326
Ouch, sounds bad. Personally I'd never bother with going to live electronic music as part of the experience is having a band with skill making music in front of you.

>>38718361
>>38718374
Didn't some cunt suggest a /britfeel/ movie night but with porn and everyone's in a skype call or something, I remember it made me laugh

>>38718402
tell me about it anon, i'm constanly swimming through porn videos to find the right one, next thing i know an hour has passed and i've lost my hard on

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>>38718294
Oh yeah, the general bullying and awkwardness was there too, conditioning me. I hate that society can churn people like us out.
>>38718331
Lewd

>>38718416
i would do at got a nice big dick to show off

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I doubt many people here go to concerts but since we're on the topic what's the favourite concert you've been to?
My pick would have to be Joanna Newsom, got serious chills when I went to see her

>>38718416
I've seen live electronic music a couple times before and it was awesome. This was just a massive logistics fuckup. I did however feel validated seeing a story in the local paper where other people also hated it.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/john-carpenter-victoria-warehouse-gig-12099118

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>>38718474
sophie poster getting photoshop was one of the best things to happen to this thread

>>38718474
Yea if the same thing happened to anyone else they'd just get over it.
I think we're just too sensitive

/britfeel/ is so fucking awful. Left leaning, gay, and unfunny.

>post in boxing thread on /sp/ for first time
>go out for a few hours
>when I come back it's spawned a 100 comment conversation

>>38718425
>Finally cum
>Time to close my tabs
>90 pornhub tabs
>12 H-games
>30 hentai doujins
>/s/, /gif/, /hc/, /hr/ pages
>Irrelevant Wikipedia page because I thought of something while fapping and got sidetracked
>R34 of 5+ childhood cartoon characters I'm desecrating as an adult
Back to shitposting on /britfeel/

>>38718476
This is at least the 3rd time I've seen you write that this thread, why on earth do you say 'at' instead of 'that'?? Is it some regional thing I'm missing?

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>>38718492
Sufjan Stevens when he was touring The Age of Adz. Only gig I go back to watch youtube videos of because it was incredible.

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>>38718516
hardly left leaning maybe a tad gay because of moe posters from lgbt

has been a lot more gay posting in britfeel lately. why is this?

>>38718573
probably the gays coming over from brit/pol/

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>>38718516
>Left leaning
Not a bad thing and even if you're right-wing literally not relevant whatsoever to 95% of discussion here
>gay
Well actually 20 threads ago someone said 'no homo' so it's ok
>unfunny
Yep.

>>38718573
See above

>>38718545
on phone annoying habit

>>38718510
thank you lad <3, nice direwolf doggo
>>38718492
Radiohead, who I went to see recently. Hacktivist were great fun at reading, though, I spent the whole sort in the mosh pit fearing for my life.

>>38718274

Well done anon, you'll be sub60 soon, then you learn f2l

N-night

Why do brits get their own general here but others are all deleted or ignored? Why are you unique special snowflakes? Fuck off from /r9k/, this is nothing but shitposting.

>>38718635
>Fuck off from /r9k/, this is nothing but shitposting.
butthurt

>>38718635
u jelly yank

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>>38718564
Wow I'm jealous lad, that sounds like a treat. He was playing here last summer but I didn't even know about it :(

>>38718605
Nice, I'd love to see Radiohead one day. I imagine the tickets would go quick though, expensive too

>>38718416
saw aphex twin in june, that was pretty rad

>>38718669
>I imagine the tickets would go quick though, expensive too

Saw them in Manchester a few weeks ago. Could only get tickets because they moved it to the cricket ground after the terrorist attack at the arena and it cost 70 quid.

>'That's enough britfeel for today, we need to sleep'
>turn off PC
>browse britfeel on my phone in bed

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The worst part is I could have been a normie or at least been happy.

>>38718635
I have created /nedervoel/ before many times. Other countries can't even sustain their own generals without pity support from us

>>38718677
Would love to see that madman one day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF47sRq5wf0

>>38718605
>>38718669
I went to see Radiohead in Victoria Park about ten years ago. It was a nightmare because we ended up next to some people from Hollyoaks and the girl I was with kept talking to them.

>>38718771
Which ones from Hollyoaks?

>>38718713
Me too lad, who did you go with? I take it you were in the pleb area too?

>>38718794
The lad who shagged his teachers and a couple others I cant remember

Keep not being able to fall asleep and it's making my feeling of worthlessness and every other thing in my head amplify again
Can't honestly tell anybody that I get thoughts that I should probably off myself and that I'm worthless so here I am lads
Feel like I should die from writing this post as is but I don't care at this point

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>>38715675
you must fap to this

>>38718799
I went on my own because I couldn't convince the friend I go to gigs with to drop that much money on a band she doesn't really like. I was standing in the middle for this first half than stood at the back after that so I could leg it to the tram before everyone else.

>>38715675
>>38718828
>16 replies and not a single dubs
Feel like that's more unlikely than getting dubs. Wank to straight, vanilla porn

>>38718722
This desu
I could have learnt how to be an almost regular person if I didn't have such a sheltered upbringing in the middle of nowhere

Is it raining heavily? I hear shit on my window, too lazy to get up and check

new blog up lads get it while its fresh

>>38718828
no dubs but i am on a wank break

>>38718843
>Why do women act with revulsion when they realise you're a quiet or introverted guy?
Were you in the bushes again?

>>38718867
It is down south

>>38718948
It's because you're unattractive.

what's an alternate to university? if i want to go i need to take out a 9250 quid loan from some shady loan company

>>38718875

>Browsing /britfeel/
>Decide to go to bed
>Open /britfeel/ on phone for one final check
>See this post
>Get out of bed, come downstairs and turn the PC on to read it

>>38718875
It's great to hear that you're going to start doing some things that will make you uncomfortable in the stride to improve yourself, and it's also good that you're trying not to compare everything to what is normie or not anymore.

It is sad however that you're going to abandon the thought of creating close friendships online.
I really do wish if you aren't going to go to the doctor about your depression, that you'd at least go for your anxiety and paranoia.

This is a good start though.

>>38719005
Its not a great one tbqh

>>38719013
I've got a GP appointment I think, I'll bring up my paranoid moments and my tension headaches under stress at least. I don't want antidepressents though so what can they do

>tilde is up for grabs
Claimed, I'm going to slam that boipucci

>>38719033
Because an ugly woman 9 times out of 10 receives more attention than a comparably ugly guy, it's just how it works, women don't need to be as picky as guys

>>38719037
Ask if they could prescribe beta blockers, I only use propranolol when I need it now but it was a massive change for me regarding paranoia.
The only side effects were my hands went cold.

Nothing makes me happy anymore guys. I get back from a week of wagecucking and all I do just browse youtube/4chan hopiing for some thread to take my interest.

>>38719047
You're welcome to that toxic fucker tbqh

>>38719047
I told her* she should branch out and I'm no good, if you think you can be a good friend you should add tilde. I don't want to hurt anybody else even online. I wouldn't be fair.

>>38719075
I don't know anymore tbqh, these attacks must stop and I i'm beyond scared that tildeanon will stalk and kill me now. I will not be able to sleep until I'm 100% sure its blown over

>>38715627
Honestly feel some time away from these threads might help you mentally.

why don't you cunts leave comments on my blog anyway, even poley gets comments

>>38719096
it's tilde that's no good for you, at least admit that to yourself

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>>38715675
Bloody amateurs I tell you.

This has been one of the greatest days in britfeel for years, and it started off so abysmally

>>38719096
>that tildeanon will stalk and kill me now

Does he even know where you live?

>>38718998
Why can't you get a normal student loan?

>>38719096
No-one's coming to hurt you bud, I promise you that.
Maybe it's for the best if you go to sleep now and think about things with a clearer head in the morning.

>>38719171
>>38719096
Is tilde confirmed to be a yandere grill?

>>38719129
Not really, I've had problems with every online friend or community I've tried joining for years, I'm incredibly scared now and don't want anyones burden on me, I cannot handle friendships or relationships, it doesn't matter at all. I can become who I hate and date a low IQ roastie and live with those same delusions I've identified. I can always dump them when they hit a wall if I feel no emotional attachment to them

>>38719171
nearly everyone in this thread knows my town

Ebin, you really should take up speedcubing. It would be something to focus your time on, and the community itself is full of so many autists you'd fit in fine.

I think even the travelling around to different competitions would do you a lot of good

>>38719245
It looked confusing tbqh, how long is the time investment to "git gud"? I want an autistic hobby I can endlessly practice and use as an excuse to do events like that I think

>>38719096
>i'm beyond scared that tildeanon will stalk and kill me now.

why on gods green earth would tilde do this? not trying to be funny but tilde is too soft to do anything of the sort.

you should take up boxing or at least consider it if you want to improve yourself. maybe go the gym first for a few months before starting.

>>38719257
my autistic hobbies seem to change every three weeks

>>38719257

Maybe 1 year before you are considered a good speecuber rather than a noob.

I actually met someone from /toy/ at a competition. I encouraged them to attend and met them there.

>I can endlessly practice
I must have done well over a quarter of a million solves since I started, it really is something you can endless practise

Glad to see the tripfags are falling over themselves because they are as bitchy as a group of 12 year old girls.

>>38719290
>too soft
That's what he wants you to think. After today's events Tilde strikes me as the dangerous, manipulative and possibly violent ex gf

Ebin would get frustrated with cubing after 2 days. He's not that kind of autist

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>>38719257
Also, cubing is the primary reason I travel, I've seen tons of new towns and even went to Paris as a result of the cubing, there are quite a few normies that cube these days (it used to be 100% robot) but robots are still the majority, and even fully blown low functioning autists are a good 20-25% of the community.

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>All this Tilde hate.

I do hope the rest of you lads are having a comfy night though.

- Kev xx

>>38719348
>After today's events
quick rundown?

>>38719356
how did you get good? did you have a practice method and resources?

>friendship ended with BNP
>now Rubiks is my best friend

>>38719183
because i fucked up my first two years being an absolute sperg

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With all this talk of personalities. What happened with LeedsLad? I want to get a pint with him.

>>38719404
>tilde posted about himself in the third person while shit talking len but forgot to take his trip off
>he doubled down and tried to gather sympathy
>even ebin contradicted tildes story and now he's been banished

>>38719467
>now he's been banished
thank fuck

I think I have bowel cancer but I don't think it's worth calling 111 for and my doctor's appointment I made for August is just a prescription review, if I make another one I won't get an appointment until the end of August/September. Is this how I die?

>>38719348
alright, he might be a bit manipulative but he isnt not exactly going to plan out a murder and go through with it. me nan is more dangerous than tilde and she has been dead for a good few years now

Who here /tilde defence force/?

>>38719509
Where the fuck do you live where it takes a month to see a doctor?

>>38719522
have you seen tildes hands?

those are the scarred hands of a trained killer

>>38719536
Just tilde, I reckon

>>38719522
do you think my thoughts are backed by rationale? I still worry about lenlad

>>38719536
fuck off tilde you cancerous faggot