Hug Your Family Post results

>>38665304
The roll, you bastard!
>>38665320
Right, nobody would ever hug their family. Obviously larpers. Thanks for telling us.

>>38665380
Did somebody make a roll for last thread?
if they did i'm sorry I missed it. I don't have any of the previous rolls saved. would you mind posting one so i can have it for next thread.

Only normie have sisters they get along with.

>>38665414
No, the old roll sucked. We need to make a new, simpler one. Small ways of showing affection instead of "say X, see what happens"

>>38665476
What do you have in mind for what it will be?

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I made this up in 5 minutes, judge.
>1 - Tell them you love them
>2 - Hug them as tight as you can
>3 - Keep hugging until they tell you to stop
>4 - Ask about what they've been doing lately
>5 - Ask how their day has been
>6 - Hug for longer than 5 seconds
>7 - Ask what they want to do in the future
>8 - Try to pick them up
>9 - Kiss them on the head
>0 - Pat their head

>>38665744
Something like "Pick a family member, roll, post results" and then some nice things you can do
>>38665765
Decent, too many are hugging

>>38665765
pretty decent, we do need something for dubs and trips though. maybe
>dubs keep hugging them even after they tell you to stop.
>trips sit down and spend time with them for an hour

>>38665817
That's true, but at the same time you don't want to intimidate people with making it an effort, like asking if you can cook for them - it needs to be simple

>>38665861
Maybe trips, quads and quints should be more sexual/romantic so there's a risk to rolling, like they're gambling.

I have a few more

>Hold their hand and squeeze it
>Look up a joke and tell them it
>Remark on how much they've grown since they were a kid
>Tell them you're glad they're your family
>Tell them you think it'd be interesting to go out eating sometime

Well here's my story for today finally, feel free to facepalm
>come home during lunch break
>be alone with cousin
>she's making lunch for me to help me save time
>she burnes her hand
>I feel bad and apologize
>suddenly see the opportunity
>hug her, tell her to take it easy the poor thing and kiss her head while holding her
>go back to work and spend the rest of the day looking at the clock
>get home again with some groceries I did for my aunt on the way and two chocolat bars
>cousin is watching a stupid romantic movie
>I sit down next to her and we watch the stupid movie while I feed her chocolat
>we actually finish the whole two bars at once and destroy the evidence or her mom'll be mad
>we actually spend half the movie talking instead of watching it, especially her as she's facing towards me half the time instead of the screen
>she asks me if we'd ever do something like that when a bit of a family dinner gone wrong scene comes up
>I just reply jokingly I'd vomit in real life and it wouldn't end romantic but disgusting
>as I feed her chocolat she tells me TWICE, and I quote directly, "I love you, anon"
Literally that. "I love you" followed by my first name.
>I kinda don't know what to do so the first time I just stare at her and feed her another piece of chocolat
>second time it's the last piece of chocolat and I joke she's only saying it because I'm feeding her chocolat
>she laughs and replies chocolat does make her more affectionate towards whoever's giving it to her
>we spend some time laughing while stalking people from our dance group on facebook before she has to leave for her job in the evening
>as she's gone the realisation of what she said could imply starts to dawn on me
So I'm still not sure if she likes me or if she's trying to see if I like be trying to bait me, which would be unlike her but it's an allround weird situation. I do feel like I could hit myself because I'm pretty sure I just handled that wrong.

>>38666237
Also, she's gonna be home soon, wtf do I do, and a little detail, she said she really like me staying with her family now but she and others in the household have said that before.

>>38666228
>Hold their hand and squeeze it
Kinda weird thbfam
>Look up a joke and tell them it
Good
>Remark on how much they've grown since they were a kid
Good
>Tell them you're glad they're your family
Good
>Tell them you think it'd be interesting to go out eating sometime
Berry Good

>>38666237
Wow, I think you might have overtaken Brendan. I doubt she's baiting you or anything like that. Hug her and tell her you love her when she gets home.

>>38666237
>"I love you, anon"
What did she say in Dutch? If she literally said "ik houd van je" I think she probably meant more to it. Plus she said it twice, so she might've thought she had to clarify it as something more. Plus*2, she said your first name. I think that makes what she said a lot more personalized to your specifically rather than just a cousin.

With everything you've said before like how she said she only went dancing because of you, I think you have a good chance there might be something there. When she comes back tell her you love her too, try to gauge her reaction. If she doesn't respond or replies with a short sentence, say it a second time. I don't think that would be weird, considering she did the same.

I really want you two to be happy

>>38666343
>>38666496
>When she comes back tell her you love her too, try to gauge her reaction. If she doesn't respond or replies with a short sentence, say it a second time
Do this, but also hug her beforehand and don't let go

>>38666237
>I love you, anon
You know her the best out of everyone, so if that really is unlike of her, why not go ahead and try to see if she shared the same feelings? That's pretty far for a bait or trade to be honest, and again, that's going off from what you said of it being unlike her.
Affectionate making chocolate or not, like Ella said, there may be something more there.

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Cuck Girl living up to her name

>>38666940
speaking of cuckquaning is there any good sites besides litorica for stories?

>>38667403
Of course!
https://www.fanfiction.net/movie/Frozen/?&srt=1&r=10

Quiet thread, what can we do to get it going?

>>38667936
We have to wait, anon. We can't force people to hug their families. Drop more suggestions for a roll and I'll compile them for a vote later and we'll pick the 10 most popular.

>>38667936
Reply to anons and stop circlejerking Ella and Austria.

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I love my sister because she's a fine woman, fiery as fuck and takes shit from nobody. I hug her every time we meet. She's really cool.

>>38668356
Also if she had a boyfriend I'd welcome him to the family because there are clearly not enough manly men who can handle a girl like that.

>>38668026
>Pinch their cheeks
>Ask if they want to learn any new hobbies
I'm all out of ideas

>>38668300
I'm fairly certain I was the one person in the previous thread who replied to almost every anon responding to the OP. I even posted as two different anons during the discussion about WoW so that it would seem more active.

>>38668356
Is she older than you?
How often do you meet her, has she ever stood up for you?

>>38666940
Shut up
>>38667403
there's a good thread on /h/ that got me into it
>>4639452

And for the guy who asked, I'm 19

>>38668714
I love you Laura. Please love me.

>>38669027
Deer wouldn't say that shit.

Just fuck off.

>>38669062
Fuck off, I'm real and I love her

>>38669062
So defensive. Are you the real Deer Guy perhaps?

>>38665304
>Are you still talking to your family?
I live with my mom, dad and sister. we're all good.
>Do you tell them you love them?
not really, not that kind of family. love through passive-agressive insults mostly
>Do you ever cuddle with them?
my sister glomps onto me from behind now and again, i normally respond by relaxing all muscle tone and slumping in a heap on the floor. sometimes she tries to hold me up like her life depends on it, sometimes she OMG Can't Be Bothered and lets me fall

>>38668599
>Is she older than you?
3 years younger
>How often do you meet her, has she ever stood up for you?
We meet every now and then, mostly because we are studying like 300km away. She hasn't stood up for me, but I have for her, even tho it was a mistake because she can hold her own.
She inherited her fiery spirit from our mother, another fiersome woman. I love my sister very much.

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>>38669207
I'm an anon.

>>38669280
>my sister glomps onto me from behind
That's adorable

>>38669686
What do you like to do when you meet up? Do you share a lot of interests?

I'm sure your sister appreciated you standing up for her, even if she didn't need it.

>>38665304
>Are you still talking to your family?
no because I tried to fuck them because some retarded thread on 4chan acted like it was a good idea

>>38669280
>love through passive-agressive insults mostly
That's good as long as you understand each other. How often do you hug them? Would you ever tell them you loved them?

>sometimes she OMG Can't Be Bothered and lets me fall
You should pull her down with you next time, that'll show her.

>>38669813
>What do you like to do when you meet up?
Chill and cook some good food, talk about stuff.
>Do you share a lot of interests?
Hell no
>I'm sure your sister appreciated you standing up for her, even if she didn't need it.
Nah that's no how people work.

We are just normal siblings, not some imouto fantasy

>>38669903
I'd appreciate anyone standing up for me even if I could hold my own. It shows they like me and respect me as a person, it's validation

>>38669903
Well I'm glad you have a good relationship. Lots of people here seem to hate their siblings/family, it's always good to hear there's happy families out there.

>>38669962
Yeah but if you are one who can handle herself it feels like stupid pity.
>>38670090
I thought people with bad family are kinda rare.

Sorry guys I was gone a while, she came back and we were talking so much about dancing the others in the household told us to go to one of our rooms, so we went to hers. We stayed there and talked for about one and a half hours. We danced a little and sat against each other and whispered to one another when the others went to bed. I am back in my room right now as we promised to wake up early tomorrow as I have work from the afternoon till evening and she's got friends to see in the afternoon so we only got time for each other till lunch.
>>38666378
>I think you might have overtaken Brendan.
Who? I did hug her, I hugged her multiple times.
>>38666496
I think she really said "Ik hou van je [insert name]" while looking at me. English is so second nature to me though that I don't remember if people spoke dutch or english to me so she might have actually said "I love you [anon]" but I'm not sure. When we talking up in her room about other people at our dance club. A girl I get along with famously there came up and my cousin said she noticed the girl was jealous of the attention I was giving my cousin. My cousin also started about other girls I talk to most there and how they kinda seem to like me so that was interesting. Maybe she's trying to flatter me. I told her in response to that claim of jealousy that I love her but she immediately responded with "I love you too" as I threw an arm around her. The conversation moved on after that and I didn't know how to say it again without disrupting the flow of conversation. I should have tried again and say her name as well but I got to scared to make it awkward and we were talking away so happily.
>I really want you two to be happy
That's really sweet, thank you.
>>38666646
I let her go, fuuuuucckk. I did dance with her a bit and actually smoothed out a dance move with her which was great. And we moved around with our bodies flush against each other for a bit which felt nice.

>>38670146
>I thought people with bad family are kinda rare
I think so too, but I feel most people who come in these threads do it to complain about their family. I figure bad family relationships are a big reason for being a social outcast, helicopter parents aren't great even though they care.

>>38670245
You should've stayed and slept with her dude

>>38666649
>try to see if she shared the same feelings
My problem is not that I don't want to try and see if it's there, I don't know how to investigate without spilling spagetti.

>>38670346
We don't go that fast my man. If I tried anything sexual now I'd freak her out, ruin all my chances and get myself kicked out of her house. Calm down, not everything's about getting a shag as quickly as possible.

>>38670495
I think he meant that literally.

>>38670495
I meant to cuddle, you were having a good time and even whispering at each other, you should've pulled her down onto the bed and tickled her.

>>38670247
I think it's weird but I get it.
So HUG YOUR FUCKING SISTER ALREADY YOU DORKS

>>38670634
I did try to tickle a little bit but immediately stopped. She shrieks like tortured metal when tickled and spazzes out. Really cute but we had to be quiet so that was out of the question. Also I'm really gonna go sleep now, I need to be sharp tomorrow morning.

>>38670762
>not kissing her to keep her quiet
You dense motherfucker.

It's a blessing that my sister was patient since we had no idea. Don't rush things at least, just take the advice given before to gauge her reaction to this.

>>38670976
>>38670434
Oopsie. It got lost there because of dumb old me

>>38670841
I wish I could kiss Laura

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I can't even post first

>>38671697
How does it feel to be bullied so frequently and casually?

>>38671697
You're (in)famous, /r9k/ is smaller than I'd have thought.
I've had that happen too, there's a thread about masturbation and the second post is "now let's wait for that dyke"

>>38671764
It's in the "good but bad" category
>>38671800
If I even mention height I get a comment

>>38671917
how is "good but bad" distinct from "bad but good"?

>>38671535
I wish I could kiss Laura too

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>>38670245
>I think she really said "Ik hou van he [insert name]" while looking at me
>I told her in response to that claim of jealousy that I love her but she immediately responded with "I love you too"
Just kiss her already christ
But seriously if she keeps saying it so casually I'm starting to feel like she only means it platonically. Though I'm not there to read her body language.

I suggest trying for a long awkward hug and waiting for her to break it off, if she ever does. Maybe that will help you read her. Aside from that I dunno, I'm socially dumb

>>38671992
It doesn't, I don't recall saying otherwise

>>38672217
May I kiss you? Or hug you?

>>38672371
I like you Lucy, but stay away from Laura. She's mine. You've got your sister, don't be greedy.

>>38665765
>>38666228

Implying most of these aren't creepy.

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>>38660593

Yeah I was still playing after we finished. I stayed up until like 5am playing lol.

Probably going to do the same tonight.

>mfw

>>38673686
oops meant >>38660683 not my own post

>>38673686
Last thread
>guys I'm playing a mobile RPG give me attention just because

This thread
>guys I'm still playing a mobile RPG, I'll start recieving that free attention now

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>>38673712
Hi angry-chan. Thanks for the attention <3

>>38673733
>Muh angry chan

Maybe people are sick of having a trashy furry hang around like she means something

>>38673795
>furry
kek
>she means something
I like Kissy being around.

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>>38673733
Get off my board fuck face

Fucking roastie posters

Kissy's cool, don't be mean to her

>>38673859
Don't worry. I'm used to dealing with jealous angry-chans. They're like half the reason why I post here.

>>38673975
>They're like half the reason why I post here

The other half being your desperate need for one sided attention because you're ugly as sin.

>inb4 b-b-but I'm prettier than anything you will fuck!

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>>38673975
begone, off of my board, etc. etc.

>>38674008
>inb4 b-b-but I'm prettier than anything you will fuck!
C'mon anon. That response was so last June. I mean it works on the assumption that you'll ever fuck anything in the first place.

>>38674008
>I'm prettier than anything you will fuck!
Well she is a damn sight more pretty than my hand.

>>38674008
Kissy isn't ugly

>>38674062
At least I'm not an ugly christmas cake who pretends that she fucks an imaginary older brother for attention on 4chan

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Any advice for a guy who loves his imouto but she's being a psycho because of her white trash drunkard of a husband?
She was always a spoiled brat (honestly speaking), but she's been acting off lately. She started letting him dictate her life, telling her my mom (who is very much a level-headed sane person) needs therapy. Now she won't even let my mom or me see my nephews, she just screams at my mom on the phone.

I really don't know what has happened to her, I just wish she'd divorce her husband. Everytime I'm around him I get this cult-leader vibe. Isn't two of the signs of a cult leader isolating someone from there family and brainwashing them to do what they want, even if the person wouldn't normally?

I don't know what to do guys, I worry about my nephews everyday. Her husband's a drunk and used to do opiates with his equally white trash friends. He's always talking down about my nephews, saying they're demons.
I know these kids better than he does, I helped raise them since their biological dad up and left. They're sweet, polite, sure they get a little wild occasionally, but no more than I did when I was their age.
I'm just afraid he might hurt or abuse them in some way.
Wat do guys? Any advice?

>tfw no nee-chan gf

>>38674166
Do you have any contacts with your sister? Try and talk to her
You can't tell her what you think is happening or will happen, she's gonna have to come to that realization on her own and act on it, I guess the most you can do is point her in the right direction

>>38674166
>Any advice?
Call CPS if you have hard evidence of her husband doing drugs in the house.

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>>38674166
That is 100% an abusive relationsip and you need to call CPS immediately because he could legitimately be molesting those children and she wouldn't hold him accountable.

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>>38674383
I missed you Kissy

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>>38673686
Jesus, Kissy. You're dedicated, I'll tell you that. I don't think I'm going to be able to make it out with another merit. Kept reading about August being bikini legfest, so I'm debating whether to roll or not this month.
>>38674166
Used to do opiates? Are you certain he doesn't as of now? I may not have the best of advice, but cokntacting your sister to try and see if there is an issue wouldn't be too bad. That or take the CPS contact idea the others advised in case of abuse

I found some old Miiverse doodles.

>>38674282
Facebook, but she won't respond to my messages.

>>38674285
I don't have any hard evidence, but I have seen a few bottles of codeine that obviously weren't prescribed to him when he and my sister lived a few houses down.

>>38674383
At the very least they should stop by her house for a welfare check, right? If they dropped by unannounced, all the better. I'll call them in the morning.


Well some breaking news, he texted my mom and started berating her and blaming her for everything, "Leave our family alone, if you're going to be like this you will not be allowed around our children" and shit. Mom's crying.

I'm almost at the point where I'm going to do something that may not end well for him, and I certainly won't regret doing it either.

Has anyone else had to deal with shit like this?

>>38674613
Kill him if you have to

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>>38674398
Thanks anon.
>pic related

>>38674572
Getting a good team finally come into place really starts to motivate you. Also summer legfest has some really strong characters. Summer Beato is basically an auto MVP character for fire and Summer Vira (Earth) has a niche skill Dispel turns some very difficult fights into simple punching bag fights. Light doesn't really get antyhing good though, sadly.

I think summerfest starts maybe this morning 6AM EST.

>>38674613
Just make the call. Regret nothing, if not for your sister then for her children's sake. They are in legit danger.

>>38674689
>that pic

I think it only makes it easier to see how obsessed you are with getting attention and gloating about your ugly face and saggy tits.

>>38674824
Kissy isn't ugly. Stop bullying her

>>38674824
Thanks I love the (You)s

>>38674967
Do you want me to give you (You)s?

>>38674924
Mate she's fucking trash

Like seriously she's legitimately actually ugly. From an objective standpoint she is not attractive. It's even worse because we know how saggy her tits are.

>>38674977
Not being attractive doesn't mean she's ugly. I'd give her face a 5/10

>>38674613
If there is proof of drug abuse, I'd just call and wouldn't do what you're planning on doing.
>>38674689
I unfortunately lack the invitation then. Good to know bikinifest is soon then, although that's a shame about the light picks. Seeing the stuff from the raid on Titan yesterday makes me curious of wind team builds now.

>>38674689
I agree with the pic
>>38674184
Kissy would make a lovely onee-chan
and onee-chan gf

>>38674996
>I'd give her face a 5/10

Mate, seriously. It's like a 3 max. Realize that shit was coated in make up and at a distance. In her saggy tits pic you can see how gross her lips actually are. She's ugly man.

>>38675077
You don't understand
She's not unattractive
I'd hug her

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>>38675004
Wind is literally the easiest element to finish. You just do a 7 gun build, a Bahamut dagger, and two EX weapons and you're finished. Other elements require odd weapons in your grid which sometimes are utterly insane to farm, like the Xeno weapons. Light is by far the hardest to get to the top tier grid because it requires swords, which have something like a 0.05% drop rate. But you can buy them at the pendant shop though so don't change element just yet. but maybe do every element like me

>>38675077
>tfw you only wear make up on your eyes
feels good to not be an acne ridden cake-face. please give me more attention angry-chan

>>38675128
You have shit taste then my guy. She's legitimately pretty ugly.

Also I feel like she probably smells bad. You can just see it.

>>38675170
It doesn't matter if you don't have ance if you're unironically repulsive anyways.

Just keep giving me the (You)s christmas cake. Just let me soak in the sadness from you already hitting the wall as a delusional piece of shit with no friends, no family, and no life.

>>38675077
Can I see her pictures? I feel like I need to see her pictures. Little homo.

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>>38675206
>no friends, no family, and no life.
I find it really flattering that you're intimidated by me

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>>38675170
Read somewhere about wind being the "F2P element". Is that true? I'm gonna guess it's a little bit if it's that easy to build for. And I've seen stuff about the difficulties of getting stuff for Light builds before, just didn't think it would be like that. I'll keep trucking on though. It's been fun, even if I will never be able to recruit Fenrir.

>>38675180
She's not ugly. Your taste is bad.

>>38675281
Would you hug me if I offered you a hug?

>>38675281
>I find it really flattering that you're intimidated by me
>this projection

You're literally just throwing shit at a wall and hoping something sticks.

My argument
>You're a loser
Check
>You're ugly
Check
>You're a waste of space
Check
>You've already hit the wall
Check
>You'll die alone
Check

You're argument
>U-u-uh... you're intimidated by me! HA got 'eem! [insert bad reaction image here]

It's literally the same thing every time. Like how every time you get in the thread you're always reaching for attention. "Ooooh my boobs, my boobs. Everyone my booooooooobs" or "Guy ANIKI SAN who doesnt really exist don't tell anyone like totally FUCKED me! not really I just cried because I'm an ugly christmas cake" Then when someone calls you out on all your bullshit all you can do is say something off topic that is kind of a clap back and slap a bad reaction image on it. Then you pretend you won. Yayyyyy, kissy did it everyone! She's proved that she's an ugly, useless, disgusting attention whore! Yayyyyyyyyyy

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>>38675323
It basically is, yeah. You only need Korwa on your team and even SR characters hit like a truck. It's the F2P element because you don't need any gacha weapons for a top-class grid.

>>38675332
Sure, anon. I love hugs.

>>38675363
lol holy shit what this autism
>mfw this post

>>38675363
Kissy is not ugly

>>38675447
I'm not anon, I'm Deer Guy. Do you need to get your eyes checked?

>>38675447
>tfw a post is 100% true so all you can do is hide your tears through a smug reaction image and strawman

It's okay. I have some friends coming over in a few minutes anyways. Probably going to smoke and watch movies. Enjoy your dopamine-addiction fueled schlicking session tonight.

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>>38675363
Holy fuck guy, you're quite angry aren't you?
>>38675484
>I have some friends coming over in a few minutes anyways. Probably going to smoke and watch movies
>you have no friends now let me flaunt that i supposedly have friends
Really makes you think.

>>38675484
Please don't do drugs. Only bad things can happen when drugs are involved. Think about all the people who you care about, and the two or three people who care about you.

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>>38675484
>being this self important
I'm sorry for your autism, anon.

>>38675484
I don't understand why you keep badgering her. She hasn't warranted any kind of shitposting and continuing this makes things worse for the thread in general.

>>38675484
i wish you could see yourself, anon.

On a completely random note, I've eaten a lot today, cereal, poptarts, English muffins, chicken parmesan, 2 cold cut sandwiches, a bag of goldfish, the last but of a bag of Doritos, a box of blueberries, a banana, and a bit of steak
Im full but hungry
Both my parents made growth spurt jokes...

>>38675667
Maybe you'll be tall enough to look me in the eyes. Then I wouldn't have to bend over to kiss you...

>>38675667
>cold cut sandwiches
You already know what I'm going to ask.

>>38675708
YES I PUT MUSTARD ON ONE OF THEM, AND THE SECOND ONE I WASN'T GOING TO BUT I DID IN SPITE OF YOU YOU TASTELESS FUCK

>>38675667
If youre growing mabey your tities will grow too. you know your titties are fine the way they are right?

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>>38675667
>Im full but hungry
How?
>>38675757
>YES I PUT MUSTARD ON ONE OF THEM
Good, you did well Laura.

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>>38675667
Holy shit that's a lot of food

>>38675757
Mustard on cold cut is top tier. Good taste

>>38675772
I'm fine with them, but I'd like if they were bigger
>>38675781
I just want to eat
Thank you
>>38675798
It is top tier

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>>38675757
TASTELESS FUCK? THAT'S RICH COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS CONSISTENTLY PROVEN TO ME THAT SHE. KNOWS. JACK. SHIT. ABOUT TASTE.
MUSTARD? MORE LIKE GET MUSTARD GASSED FOR EVEN THINKING OF THAT. WATCH SHIN GODZILLA BEFORE CALLING ME A TASTELESS FUCK, YOU nice person that I'm glad I got to meet. If it weren't for you, I probably wouldn't have gone in the doodle spiral I've fell into recently regarding a certain BRITISH CUNT.

>>38675946
Stop bullying Laura you tasteless asshole

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What the fuck, is it actually normal to hug your siblings? Please tell me you're all just RPing

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>>38675946
LISTEN YOU AMAZING PERSON WHO BRIGHTENS MY DAY, LEARN TO EAT SOME FUCKING ADULT CONDIMENTS

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>>38676054
You show that mean old bear, Laura

>>38676044
>is it actually normal to hug your siblings?
Yes. Hug your family please.

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>>38675946
>SHIN GODZILLA
Good taste.
>BRITISH CUNT.
You wot?

>>38676054
LOOK HERE, YOU GREAT PERSON THAT I'M GLAD I GOT TO MEET AND CALL A FRIEND THROUGH THE MOST UNLIKELIEST OF PLACES: I'll probably try mustard in my sandwich tomorrow to see how it is.

>>38676259
I hope you accidentally put the wrong thing on your sandwich and die because of it

I get along fine with my family, but never hug them or tell them I love them because they're used to me acting like a selfish, uncaring douche who sits on his laptop all day

>>38676287
Post the drawing H did for you.

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>>38676351
fake deer BTFO
status: suicide watch

>>38676351
What are you talking about?

>>38676377
I'm not fake. What happened to"kissy-chan?"

>>38676401
I'm still me I just got tired of typing -chan

you forgot your fake trip by the way

>>38676423
It's not fake, and thanks, I was posting in another thread. A rather nice post if I do say so myself. How's your dad?

>>38676451
Then post her drawing. Hell, post the field near where I went shooting with H and our friend.

>>38676502
I deleted my email and everything else

>>38676526
Why are you trying to make Deer more hated? I still don't understand this.

>>38676559
I'm not, I'm real

>>38676567
Hug her every day

>>38676567
I have an ex with cancer and it's fucked up and I hate it
But please don't kill yourself

>>38676567
I'd try and talk you out of it but I know that I'd do the exact same in your situation. I'm so sorry you have to go through that anon. Make sure you still spend all the time she has left showing her how much you love her.

It's funny, he also mentioned the "story I told him last week", but deer and I haven't spoken in 3 weeks

>>38676526
Then describe it. You certainly had a great reaction to it.
>>38676567
Please spend as much time as you can with her. I cannot possibly imagine how hard it is, but please do as much as you can for her. Make as much time for her as you can.

>>38676680
>deer and I haven't spoken in 3 weeks
Why? Did you have a fight?

>>38676680
Maybe I wouldn't have to make things up if you'd respond to me

>>38676751
I don't remember, it was a long time ago

>>38676755
I don't think it's any of our business who Laura does and doesn't talk to, anon.

>>38676947
But now I'm curious

Bump for a sleepy thread

>>38665304
My older sister (4 years older) are legit best friends, we've travelled together plenty of times. We always share the same bed when we stay in hotels.

I've tried asking her a few times to help set me up with her friends but she's always like "eww gross no they're out of your league" because I'm a virgin incel loser (but not ugly)

>>38677504
>I've tried asking her a few times to help set me up with her friends but she's always like "eww gross no they're out of your league"
Tell her that you're serious, you're afraid of dying alone, you want a family of your own someday, and you want her to be a loving aunt someday.

>>38677544
I have but she always pulls the "I know there's someone right out there for you, you just have to wait, love will find you"

I kinda feel she wants me to be alone forever so we can stay best friends and she probably assumes (correctly) that if I had a gf it means I'd spend more time doing stuff and traveling with gf than I would with her.

Did Laura ghost Deer, or did Deer ghost Laura!? Remember to vote! http://www.strawpoll.me/13535448

>>38675667
>a bag of goldfish
Are we all just gonna ignore this part or what?

>>38677994
>a bag of goldfish
Those are cheese-flavoured crisps anon.

>>38677994
What's wrong with goldfish?
>>38678055
Actually they're the rainbow ones

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>>38678055
i guess they're only in america

>>38678217
Rainbow fish are the best kind. Because gay. Isn't it really late for you? You should try to get some sleep. Good night.
Are we friends?

>>38678055
What...
>>38678217
R-rainbow ones...?
>>38678223
Oh, that's what it is. I guess I should've known. I thought she was joking with us or just really weird, I had no idea this kinda thing existed.

>>38678223
I don't think they are, unless my paki shop has imports.
>>38678217
>Actually they're the rainbow ones
>same cheddar taste
God's sake Laura
>>38678275
Stop pretending to be Story.

>>38678323
Who is story? I'm Lucy. I'm not pretending to be anyone.

I'm going to be lurking until I fall asleep. Good night to everyone I haven't said good night to yet.

>>38678275
If you were real, then yea, the best
>>38678304
Yea, they exist
>>38678323
Well my life is a lie

>>38678365
I am real! Good night, new best friend :)

>>38678358
It's not her trip, this is just some guy trying to force themselves into the thread by riding on someone else's coat tails.

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>>38678304
>What...
There is nothing to not understand in my post anon, are you drunk?
>>38678358
>That's story's trip though isn't it?
Yeah it is but this isn't her. Someone posted the screenshot of her post in which she admitted to being fake and posted all of the tripcodes that she used. Conveniently, "Lucy" starts posting again after that screenshot it posted.
>>38678365
>Well my life is a lie
Silly Laura

>>38678365
If we're best friends, we should email each other sometimes! Mine's [email protected] so send me a message later, bestie!

>>38678444
I have a vagina, anon. I'm not a guy :( But if I was, I'd play with my penis all day >:D

>>38678474
No, you've got it wrong. Somebody figured out my trip password and posted it, so I had to make a new one. That's this one.

>>38678275
That's not how Lucy used to act anyways.

>>38678562
Anon, I'm a young adult. The way I act will change constantly. I've been through trauma and I'm still growing up. Please don't be an ass hole.

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>>38678474
what the hell who would eat that

Anyway good morning, I should really teach my sisters how to cook eggs themselves

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>>38675667
I have to admit the goldfish thing confused me too for a second.
But that is a whole lot of food Laura. Do you also crave salami and chocolate?

I keep forgetting I'm among the older fellows here (although kissy got me beat of course), I always think Laura is my age or older even though she's smol.

Morning thread. It's windy as fuck which means migraines which means my sisters, with the uncanny ability of animals feeling a coming earthquake, decided to join me in my bed in the middle of the night and cuddle me to death. They're really lovely people and I kinda choked up a bit because they even took the dog, declared putting it on my chest therapy and then called me gay for sobbing.
My octopus is gone now because mom's using her for some errands but my nee-san is happily dozing away and she looks just so beautiful I want to cry.
Feel free to call me gay too.

>>38679040
That sounds very gay and I'm jealous. What kind of doggy is it?

>>38679040
>>38679098
I typed my trip password wrong, I'm sorry.

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>>38679040
>spoiler
u r gay

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>>38679098
It is pretty gay but top comfy.
A Western Highland Terrier. He's a fearsome warrior.

>>38679040
That's adorable, hug and kiss your onee for bein 2 cute
My sisters clung to me in bed this morning to get me to wake up and make them breakfast, so not the greatest start.

>>38679125
At least I'm not posting worst girl.
Although now I'm gonna have watermelon for breakfast. Thanks.

>>38679170
I've been hugging and kissing her all morning. I even told her I love her and then she said it back and afterwards we kissed some more. Mostly kissed.
And you should really get some sort of payback system going for your breakfast slaving, maybe have them clean up your room once in a while or help with household chores that would usually be your responsibility or something? I dunno.

Oh, and I more or less finished the mods for S.T.A.L.K.E.R I think, it should run nicely, so I'll try it today. Should I start in Cordon or just anywhere? Any beginners tips for CoC are appreciated.

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>>38679263
>worst girl
I didn't post you
I'm joking, I love you really

>been sleeping with my imouto
>she played it off to our mom that it was intentional
>she got mad at us for doing it yesterday
>can't do it anymore
>she sent me snaps saying she misses me
>said her bed wasn't warm enough
>flash backs to her encouraging me about being a little overweight
>said she likes my belly
>flash backs to her nuzzling into my neck
>now I'm just here hugging my pillow

>>38679404
Unintentional*

I need to get to sleep

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>>38679320
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Love you too, anon. She's still worst girl though.

>>38679404
What kind of mother keeps siblings from cuddling?

>>38679263
>spoiler
Lewd
There's not much they could do, I keep my room really tidy (aside from Lego). I figure I should just teach them to make eggs themselves but they'll probably still ask me since they're lazy opportunists. I did ask the oldest if she wants to go out this afternoon to have lunch, so there's that.
You can start anywhere, it doesn't really matter, although I like starting as a mercenary at the sports hall, bandits spawn really close so there's always a shootout and you can ask some mercenaries to accompany you. For quests you can ask most stalkers if they need you to do work. Most quests are just fetch quests though, it's pretty RP heavy. Story mode is just a basic quest to deactivate the brain scorcher, I always enable it just to have some direction
>>38679404
Your mother's weird, there's nothing wrong with cuddling. I guess you could sneak into your sister's room anyway

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>>38679428
>She's still worst girl though.
I think Rei takes that prize, I can respect a Misato lover though. Maya might be more your thing, come to think of it.

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>>38679473
>Lewd
We're pretty pure actually.
Yeah, I guess teaching them how to make eggs or noodles might be a good idea. But lunch with your imouto sounds nice. Make sure she pays. For lunch, I mean.

Merc, sports hall, alright. But aren't Mercenaries enemies with quite some people off the bat, as opposed to Loners? I'm the kind of cunt that likes sneaking up to neutral S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs and stabbing them for fun or because they have a nice gun, so I'd like to stay neutral/friendly with as many people as possible.

>>38679484
>Maya might be more your thing
You're very right.

>>38679585
I'm interested in making pancakes so I might suggest doing it together sometime. And she'll pay in tickles, I'll make sure of that
It'll tell you which factions they're hostile against, you can even play as Monolith if you wanted.

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>>38679708
That sounds cute, pancakes together. Any sort of cooking together is pretty nice.
>play as Monolith
No thanks, I shoot those fanatics on sight. Those and Freedum.

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>>38679774
You should ask your sister if she wants to teach you to cook, it's pretty fun to learn new stuff
>No thanks, I shoot those fanatics on sight
Monolith are the purest faction and you can't tell me otherwise, the Monolith is their big brother and they give their life to protect him.
And they're literally the good guys because they protect the C-consciousness that stops the zone from expanding

>>38679900
>a g36 gauss gun
this picture makes me happy

>>38665304
>tfw mommo I see on drugs
>tfw daddo Is in jail
>tfw live alone
Closest I get is people in church telling me they've love me which it's called hutch so it's a given

>>38679774

just for that im gonna head to the bar and fuck dutys shit up

>>38679900
>sister teaches me to cook
>cousin teaches me to lift
A whole new world, anons.

>they're literally the good guys
They maybe might have been not the worst guys but with the C-Consciousness being done and gone in Pripyat, they just keep on fighting just because. Which is why I shoot them on sight. And also because I like their sweet looking armor.

>>38679934
I don't like Duty a whole lot better tbqh. I just kill whoever I can get away with killing stealthily. But Freedom needs to be killed for the good of the Zone.

>>38679929
Find a qt church girl and make her your best friend. Live for her and you'll feel a lot better about yourself.

>>38677589
Then put you dick in her vagina

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>>38679957
>they just keep on fighting just because
You just don't understand, even when they lost their connection they still fight to protect their big brother. And there was that group of Monolith who were disconnected from the Monolith in CoP, which indicates it might be releasing its grip fully.
Besides Clear Sky body armor looks the best

>>38680139
>protect their big brother
>not protecting your actual brothers in arms like based Mercs and even fucking Duty
I like Clear Sky armor too but I really didn't much like the game itself. Pripyat best game.

Ella
I want to kiss you in a nonromantic, gentle way and whisper sweet nothings into your ear while petting your hair

My dad just posted on Normiebook with some text and background:
"Thanks to those who didn't
wish me happy birthday today
especially my son"

I was surprised a little, but what can you do? He was probably drunk, because he made a lot of spelling mistakes.

>>38680433
You bad son. Go make it up to him with a blowjob.

>>38680433
why didn't you tell him happy birthday?

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>>38680397
Get in line, anon.
>nonromantic
Oh, never mind.

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>>38680539
Because I wouldn't be able to sincerely wish him so in person (we don't live far away, 15km), and I thought that sending him a bland text msg wasn't enough for him anyway.

It wasn't first time I haven't done that, I don't think he is a good person. I'm a disappointment to him, which he happen to admit when I was living with my parents from time to time when he was drunk, so I guess it was sincere then. Never said anything when he was sober. I hold a grudge with him, but I never argue, mostly ignore.

He wished a son who would go to the garage with him, fix some cars and motorcycles, do some DIY, drink, talk about women and I tried when I was 10 (not the last two) to go to his garage, but there were always his friends and cigarettes and alcohol and I didn't want to stay there for long. Every time I made some small mistakes (nail not straightly hammered) or did something slower than he expected, he would always ridicule me in front of his gang. Never ever I heard any encouragement from him, always ridicule, I was playing football, "you play like a girl", you don't make a driving license, "are you even "Anon-surname?". When thinking straight I don't think he was right all the time, but you know, when you are a kid it hits hard and it stays with you for the rest of your life.

>>38680755
>he would always ridicule me in front of his gang

You did nothing wrong, anon. He is dick.

>>38678474
AHHH
>>38679040
I always like salami, it was in one of my sandwiches
Not much of a chocolate person though

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>>38681850
It was a pregnancy joke
>not much of a chocolate person though
Laura pls. Have you tried not having shit taste? Or, you know, good chocolate. I don't indulge often but goddamn I love me some dark Lindt.

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>>38681850
>Not much of a chocolate person though
Gif related
>>38682300
>some dark Lindt
Good God yes, 70% cocoa is my favourite.

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>>38680397
>>38680611
You people are too sweet

I guess a side note, my oldest sister said she'd love to have pancakes one morning and also promised she'd help me with them, with some tickle pressure.
M is coming over tomorrow so I'm thinking the morning/noon after would be nice since it'd hopefully just be her, my sisters and me at home that morning. Comfy prospects.

>>38683249
Sounds pretty comfy.
May I abuse you for S.T.A.L.K.E.R expertise? I've got it up and running pretty much, is there a way to toggle crouching and ironsights and such? I was sure that was a thing in vanilla Pripyat. Maybe I'm retarded and can't find it.

>>38683424
I think there's a crouch toggle in the options, but to toggle ironsights you have to go in the console and type "wpn_aim_toggle 1"
You can abuse me anytime.

>>38683566
Ah, it was hiding game play options instead of under controls, got it. Thank you very much.
I'll keep that in mind.

>>38682300
I got that, but didn't know how to follow up on that joke since if I'm pregnant, that's fucking Jesus in there
SORRY SOME OF US CANT HAVE FANCY CHOCOLATES AND HAVE TO STICK WITH HERSHEY'S
And I actually meant that I could never crave it, I like chocolate but I can't eat a lot or I feel gross
>>38682375
I'm not racist

>>38683642
>>38683566
Would the two of you mind teling me what mods you have instaled and for which stalker?

>>38683812
I guess I don't really 'crave' it as such either, but it's one of my favorite snacks. Can't eat a lot of it either though.

>>38684358
Call of Chernobyl, which is a mod for Call of Pripyat that includes the maps from the first two games. I've installed Arsenal Overhaul, Outfit, some quest mod, and various light tweaks (fixed weapon damage depending on caliber, brighter flashlight etc), that's it for now, I'm still fiddling around with it. Pretty fun though.

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>>38684358
Call of Chernobyl for Call of Pripyat, with addons:
>Arsenal Overhaul
>Autumnal Winds
>DoctorX Dynamic Anomalies
>DoctorX Dynamic Faction Relations
>DoctorX Questlines
>Smurth's Dynamic Hud
>Fluffy Grass
>Alternative Autumn
>Structures Redux
>PhotoRealistic Zone
I also have Lost Alpha and Autumn Aurora for Shadow of Chernobyl as well as Misery for Call of Pripyat.

Being awake is lame
Send me back to my dreams

Is that deer real or no? What was the drawing and why won't Laura talk to real deer?

>>38684856
It's a double false flag, please ignore

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did somebody say STALKER memes?

>>38684856
>>38684991
There's a fake? Why? How do you know he's fake?

>>38685052
No thank you.

Laura never emailed me so does anybody else want to be my best friend?

>>38685100
I don't know who you are but I'm sick of you
Leave laura alone and stop this nonsense

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>>38684599
You're dreaming now
I hope that helps
>>38685052
I don't have many but here u go

>>38684585
>>38684425
Thank you austria and thank you ella

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>>38685052
I, too, have a meme for that.

>>38685340
This is a horrible dream, its just like real life except I'm in a foul mood

>>38685386
This is a very sweet meme, though, I wish for a similar embrace

>>38685543
>I wish for a similar embrace
I know that feel

RIP Austria

>>38687312
Why? did something happen?

>>38687662
She's gone don't you know

>>38687979
No, quite frankly I don't know.

>>38687979
Gone into her sister's bosom.

>>38688017
>>38688023
Nope, kicked the bucket

>>38688196
Guess she had one too many orgasms.

I want to go to bed early but I feel like I'm the only person who bumps at this time and the thread will archive if I don't stay up

>>38688813
Yeah, I have indeed orgasmed myself to death.
No, I'm just having dinner with a friend. So much socializing this week, I'm gonna spend the next few days holed up playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>>38689394
Stalk my pussy, Austria

>>38689260
If it archives then it wsa meant to be

>>38689504
H-how does one stalk a pussy?

>>38689697
play with your friends put ur phone away missie

>>38689697
I'll hide naked in doggy style position in your dyke villa and you try to find me. If you do, you get to eat it as long as you'd like.

>>38666237
STOP SPELLING CHOCOLATE WRONG

>>38690523
that is right though

My mom asked if I was going to commit suicide as I walked out the door. I was just finna nip down to the store and buy some beer, so in a way she was kinda thinking right.

>>38691112
How did you answer and how did she respond? Give her a hug and a kiss and tell her you love her.

>>38665304
Sister laughed, wrapped herself in my blanket, went into my room and took a nap in my bed

Does this happen to other robots?

>>38691180
Did what I always do and just laughed and told the truth. I hide my real feelings behind self depreciating humor. S'cool

>>38691230
Did you join her and nap together?

>>38691339
For the last part of it, I came in to wake her up and ended up laying down with her

>>38685100
I don't know if I'm good enough to be your best friend but I'll email you if that's okay

Damn dykes living their lives instead of bumping

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>>38691230
That's cute, I want one so bad

>>38693259
Ask your parents before they get too old

>>38692250
That's okay with me :)

>>38693259
Little sisters are the best.

>>38693312
They're already too old, the kid would come out autistic or something

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>>38694045
>the kid would come out autistic or something
You know what I'm going to say, don't you?

>>38694045
If they're autistic then you might get your own personal storychan

>>38694045
Well then, you'll match.

>>38694195
>>38694282
Guess I walked into that one...
>>38694234
I'd want to cuddle too much and that'd make her uncomfortable

>>38694371
What if it's a boy?

>>38694389
That wouldn't change anything, I'd still want to cuddle and he wouldn't

>>38694429
>implying I wouldn't love to cuddle my big sister's boobs if I had one
Imoutos are fine too

If you're going to pretend to be Lucy at least do the character justice. It's like you haven't even read a post from her before.

>>38694234
Yeah I can do like ten minutes and I'm done

>>38694698
I'm not pretending, I'm real! You don't control me, go be mean to someone else.

>>38694466
Well like she said, she doesn't like cuddling really
>>38694698
Heyo friend
Anything new/interesting?

>>38694698
How's it going senpai?
I missed you a little bit

>>38694765
Oh gosh, I'm not sure if I should be flattered or upset. Can you please stop pretending to be me though? Sorry. I just don't want to confuse everyone else. Sorry I'm not trying to be mean.

Take notes.

>>38694836
Not really. I reached my goal weight and got to 120lbs. My mom is telling me that I should try to keep working my butt though. Apparently it has potential.

>>38694983
if you want to work your butt do lots of squats, no matter what type of butt your aiming for squats are the gateway to it.

>>38694983
Well that's good news, I don't know if it means anything but I'm glad for you
Like that other guy said, squats for the butt

>>38695120
I'm not story, but when I try to do squats I don't think I'm doing it right.
I never get the exercise kind of burn when I do them myself

>>38695120
I do squats as a part of my bathroom exercises I do when I wake up. I'm going to add different types of squats and lunges so I'm doing more than just regular ones. I also think I just need to do a better job at them.

>>38695190
Thanks. It feels good.

>>38695298
What about your parents? What happened to them?

>>38695298
if you want to do a more serious squat i recommend the goblet squat. What it is is you have a dumbbell in your hands and you hold it like a goblet and squat with it. it works your muscles more and will tone your but faster. be warned though this can lead to more muscle which may not be what your going for.

>>38695298
Is it going well with your girlfriend?

>>38694983
>120lbs
Damn Story, you're a feather.

>>38694983
I've never been that polite. You don't know what I've been through. I've changed. I'm not trying to be a bitch, but don't tell me how to be me. I'm my own person.

Good night.

>>38695469
This is schizo-tier, please kill yourself.

>>38695388
I'm going for juicy and tender. So no, I don't think that would help me.

>>38695433
She's gone. There isn't really anything else to it.

>>38695436
Yeah it only seems like yesterday that I was nearly 150lbs. My doctor got mad at me for not eating enough but I'm fine. Now that I'm really used to exercising I think I can eat normal and maintain my weight.

>>38695469
Gross.

I'm serious. Stop.

>>38695501
My apologies Story.
Do you have any other goals for the future now aside from getting the ideal body?

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>>38695501
>I'm going for juicy and tender.
>mfw

>My doctor got mad at me for not eating enough
Make sure you keep to a healthy diet, even if you think you're fine.

>>38695501
>She's gone. There isn't really anything else to it.
Called it!

>>38695586
My mom wants me to start considering transferring to a real university soon but I'm not ready at all. I'm registered for a bunch of writing classes next semester so that should be fun. Also I need to get a new job, the bookstore is shutting down because it just isn't bringing in enough money. The lady who owns it has a friend who works at a plant nursery so I might try that. I'm not too fond of being dirty but it's better than something like working in a big store.

>>38695612
Yeah I was skipping too many meals. I don't have anorexia or anything though. Once he told me to stop I went back to normal without any problems.

>>38695680
Good for you.

>>38695715
I'm also in need of starting a job (my first one); I'll be doing stuff at a back of a shop so that I don't have to interact with people too much.
I'm glad that you have plans for the future though, but if you're going to go to university in the future you should probably start focusing on what you'd need to do to live more independently. Do you rely on your mum mostly?

>>38695501
>She's gone
Of course she is, who'd want to stay with you? You're destined to be alone forever, druggie whore.
Did your dad abandon you yet? How long until daddy issues kick in and you start fucking a different person every night?
Stop bullying NeoLucy, she's better than anything you could come up with
Leave and don't come back this time.

>>38695917
I would probably still live at home. The whole moving out to a big university seems cool but it's not for me. I need to stay home.

Also I made a new email in case anyone wants to talk. It's therealdeerguy@gmail

>>38695715
>Once he told me to stop I went back to normal without any problems.
That's good to hear, I'm glad you're happy Story.
>>38696009
>You're destined to be alone forever
I'd date Story desu
Please fuck off though, you're worse than the real Deer.

>>38696097
Of course you'd date her, it's easy sex. You wouldn't marry her, though
I am the real Deer

Dont respond to deerfag he feeds of attention and it would be better if everyone just ignored him

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>>38665304
>Are you still talking to your family? why or why not?
Yeah. I own a business with them.
>Do you tell them you love them?
No. They're kinda cunty.
>Do you ever cuddle with them?
No, but I did share a bed with my sister for a few weeks. She's fat as fuck so it was either comfy or gross depending on my mood.

Also, I hugged my brother yesterday. He found it annoying and he made me clean buffet trays.

>>38696154
This, just filter his trip.

>>38696154
Even if everyone ignores me, I'll still post

>>38696176
Ella?

>>38696218
Little baby boy

>>38696250
No, I'm not Ella. I never used my name on here.

>>38696064
University is a hard thing to do for people who want to go, so I don't blame you for not going.
I'd like to go and have all of those amazing experiences that other people have and make lots of friends, but I have no doubt that I'd make it go to shit like most other things.
Will you be around more in the future?

>>38696273
No better time than now, what's your name?

>>38696293
It's legally Chun, but I like to go by Tony. (I'm Transexual)

>last night
>sister going to bed
"Good night anon"
>"Good night sis"
>little hug
>i stay and watch tv for a bit
>getting tired, going to go to bed
>go to say good night to dad
>he's asleep with his laptop on his lap
>snoring a little
>"Good night dad"
>mom's on her phone, facebook or some other normie shit
>"Good night mom"
"Night, anon"
>little hug
>go to bed
It went pretty well guys

>>38696291
I'm not sure yet.

>>38696341
How long ago did you start your transition?

>>38696341
That's weird

>>38696499
Good job, do it again tonight

>>38696628
Kill yourself, whore

>>38696499
Good job anon, I'm sure they appreciated it.

>>38696628
I started last year. Thanks for asking.

>>38696628
>I'm not sure yet.
I, personally, hope you do stop by a bit more. It's nice to hear from you.
>>38696499
You did well anon, make sure you do that every night.

Attorneyfag here.

If Whorychan abandoned writing as Lucy and didn't reclaim her within a month, there's nothing she can do about somebody picking the character up. They can retcon the entire character if they want to.

I'm interested in seeing what happens with her from now on.

>>38696499
Cute, your family sounds comfy
In other news, my dad might be worse than Austria, he decided he wanted pizza in the middle of the night and burnt his finger
I heard him yell and came down to check on him
>"What happened?"
>"I touched the glass by accident"
(It's a little mini oven, sits on top of the counter and is great for small stuff)
>"Almost 50 and can't cook an oven pizza? You know the idea is to not touch anything that isn't the pizza?"
>"Oh, thanks. My plan was to touch everything but the pizza"
>He went up stairs with his finger in his mouth and forgot his pizza

>>38696995
So free pizza for you? That's cool
I love you

I guess when they advertised the show as "family friendly" they really meant it. Honest clean fun, which is never too bad since it did give us some nice laughs. The town we went to held the Marti Gras event we attended a few months back, and it really is a beautiful place to talk around about. No lovey dovey stuff with H since our friend was there.
Besides that, nothing exciting really.
>>38696499
That's sweet, man. Hug combo. Keep that up.
>>38696995
Give him his pizza. Nobody should leave with their burnt fingertip and empty handed.

>>38697397
I probably should've mentioned that he did come back and get it
Nothing wrong with fun that doesn't drag your mind through the gutter

>>38697397
>No lovey dovey stuff with H since our friend was there.
Ease into it while around her. Normalize it.

>>38697597
Why are you ignoring me?

>>38665304
1. Yes, I've done the best i can to not be a burden/be helpful despite being NEET
2. yes
3. no, hugs though

today i helped my grandma eat her meals and take her pills because my uncle was out of town. when i left i hugged her and told her i loved her and i rubbed her back a bit and she asked me to do it more, so i did.

>>38697597
That must have been a funny sight to see him walk and out back in for his pizza.
Yeah, you're right about there being nothing wrong with it, and it was nice that they gave us tickets for our donations towards their organization. Never really expected anything like this.
>>38697777
You're deserving of trips. That's really nice of you to take care of your grandmother like that. Couldn't be a burden of you're that nice.

>>38697898
Are you ignoring me too? I've given you good advice before

>>38697777
Good job anon
>>38697898
Yea, it was pretty funny, good timing too

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>>38665304
i hate my extended family but my mom and i are super close, we share physical affection daily and often times she will come in bed and cuddle with me before she goes to work. (and i can walk in her room and do the same REGARDLESS of what time it is) she supports me being a neet, and always gives me the best even though we are poor. i'm just scared she is gonna send me back to the hospital, i am scared to defy her word because she lets me live very comfy

>>38698246
Why not try getting a job to support your mom?

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>>38698321
i'm currently having a bitch of a time trying to adjust to mood stabilizers/anti-convulsants while slowly upping the dosage, but once i'm feeling stable i intend to try.

>>38698034
Please say something or email me

>>38698370
Good luck with that, careful not to do anything dangerous while taking pills