/britfeel/

First for /ourmilf/

Threads have been fast past few days

Good times for /britfeel/

Making a video for a sad lad, stay tuned britfeel. Proper gunna cheer him right up.

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a thpt a themmththin wheth orithihthathi

>>38618999
Is this a 'Glaswegian' I keep hearing about?

>>38618999
>when the spice wears off

Why the fuck does everything make me bloated? Bloody chicken and rice shouldn't make me feel like shit.

Back on the antidepressants again lads. Fluoxetine this time.
Wonder if this one will make my willy stop working haha

uitedkindom.exe more like middleast.mp4

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>>38619030
maybe it's not the food, lad

>>38619043
>tfw Brit of Pakistani heritage

Think I saw someone dead in the middle of a patch of grass in Birmingham today lads. Guy was on his back with his hands sorta stiff. His skin was turning purple. Couldn't check because I was at some traffic lights so I couldn't stop.

>>38619068
>Brit
kek good luck lad

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I wonder what hard knocks second in command specialises in. He looks like the brains of the gang while hard knock is the brawns

>>38619083
Purple skin usually means rigamortis, where the blood stops pumping and starts pooling creating the typical purple bruising. So yeah probs dead lad.

>>38619099
Weird thing is he was just lying there and lots of people stopped to look at him then just carried on like nothing. I would've at least checked if I wasn't in the middle of a junction.

Been watching vids like this for hours. Please help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRUohbtjw_U

>anon goes on a date

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0590ylm

>>38619099
>rigamortis

>learning words from rap songs

Come on now, lad, it is rigor mortis

>>38619038
Im on it and I can still get hard.

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Proper currency of the empire.

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was really nice that Tilde showed up at my house for my birthday, some onlookers

[to be continued]

>>38619129
A KEK ECHOED THROUGH MY FLAT

>>38619129
>>anon goes on a date
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0590ylm
Hahahaha!

>>38619129
There's no mum present, so not quite accurate

>>38619134
Eh, I learnt it from Return of the Living Dead actually, I was pretty sure it wasn't spelt correctly but cba to check tbqhwyl

>>38619099
Just found the area where he was.

>literally dead outside St Chad's Church
Audibly laughed.

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Look at this weird grenade i found

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>>38619152
We sat down for asda cake

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Drinking some green tea and grinding in Tekken practice mode. Really hot desu

What are we all up to?

>>38619129
Actually made me laugh desu

>>38619152
Anytime qt~

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>>38619252
I cut a slice for myself, thankyou ladies

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Just donated bone marrow.

AMA.

>>38619225
Throw it really fucking hard at the wall

>>38619277
this was demonstrably sad

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As per recommendation of you fine lads, I got mummy to get me some tiger bread. It's pretty big and weighs 800g. Hope I can eat it all before it goes out of date!

>>38619225
I think it's one of those floating mines. Throw it in the local canal and watch it blow up.

>>38618990

Video for the sad lad is here, hope it cheers him up desu. Should be watched at 720p for maximum cheering up if im honest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt33sfBa1rI

>>38619038
What were you on before lad? I'm up to 30mg/day fluoxetine and it doesn't do jack shit

>>38619296
He still had people wishing him happy birthday. Thats more than a lot of us can say.

>>38619284
Who taIked you into that then?

>>38619316
I once ate an entire loaf of hedgehog bread in one sitting. You can certainly eat a loaf of tiger bread in a few days.

>>38619316
you will get fat anon

>>38619052
I'm not fat though, what's wrong with my body desu?

>>38619320
Is this meant to make us gay or something?

>>38619322
Been on sertraline a few times in the past and not got on well with it
Erectile dysfunction, low appetite and whatnot. Yeah it stabilised my mood but that stable point was pretty low anyway

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>>38619140
Fuck the empire

>>38619316
Get some hummus/ aioli to put on it it's amazing m8

>>38619112
>Weird thing is he was just lying there and lots of people stopped to look at him then just carried on like nothing
How is that weird? That's what every group of people do.

>>38619339
Signed up for the registry and just decided to do it when they asked.

>>38619372
Just meant to cheer up a sad lad, if you're feeling a bit gay from it that's not the video.

>>38619320
wow, a video just for me. thanks lad

>>38619394
I've stopped to see if people are alright in the past. Why would people just ignore someone who potentially needs serious help?

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>>38619382
nearly HNNGGG-ed there, then i clicked on full size and thought it looked like a man. Way to be killjoy

>>38619382
She(male) hides her penis well, anon.

>>38619402
Will you find out who recieved it?

Any fellow wagecucks ever feel bad about not doing your job properly?

I work in a call centre and routinely fob customers off because I just cannot be arsed. Certain calls / tasks are much more demanding and involved and I find ways to avoid doing them. But at the same time I feel guilty and nervous I will be caught.

Sometimes I wish I would be caught one day, just pulled aside into a room by my bosses and told "we know you're not doing what you should be" and sacked but it never comes.

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I don't know why cutting is even a thing. It's so hard to even break the skin. Or maybe all the knives in my house are just really blunt.

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>>38619382
>tfw poley gives you a hard on
concern

>>38619320
this is like one of those adult swim bumpers at 2 am that would shit me up

>>38619411
Because the majority of people don't give the slightest shit. How have you grown this old without hearing the bystander effect?

>>38619437
Use a razor blade.

>New Year's eve
>1am
>walking home from pub
>see lad laying on the pavement
>seems pretty wasted
>ask if he's ok
>say's he's fine
>I figure it's none of my business and leave

>>38619437
you're meant to do it with a razor blade you mong

>>38619445
Is that him?

>reverse finds nothing

>Try the breeding season team's new game
>get instantly stuck in bench
Wow

>>38619450
People are shit then.

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>>38619464

and youve only just got home to tell us this now?? must have been one hell of a /nighwalk/ laddy, fair play

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>>38619382
>>38619415
>>38619420
>when they've spent that long on 4 Chan that they are scared all attractive women have dicks

Top kek. It's a black girl I used to talk to from New York. 18 in the pics. No dick I swear

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>>38619431
No, but I think after 2 years you can make contact if both parties agree.
Also I saw a sticker that they put on the bag I don't think I was supposed to see. I know their initials, date of birth, and country (USA).

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Anyone watched Fargo Season three?

>>38619499
she's fit lad. Have you got more?

>>38619465
Ah. That explains it. Unfortunately I don't use any manual razors, maybe my dad has one tucked away somewhere though.

>want to tug one off
>get depressed and lose my hard on when seeing two people fucking
How do I get past this shitty mental barricade?

Doing a poo here in Hollywood lads

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>>38619538
>Anyone watched Fargo Season three?
Indeed sir. Pretty good, occasionally great. Has it's flaws though.

>>38619553
Stanley blades will do.

>>38619562
wank to solo porn then. i only wank to teen girls rubbing their clits

>no poley blog update in 4 days

bit concerned

>>38619152
>>38619252
>>38619277
This was really cute

Unless this was Ebin who made it for himself in which case I feel immense pity

>>38619553
You can buy them in Boots. Former cutter here, dont do it etc.

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>>38619544
>>38619499
Yeah I have loads. Lots of videos of her stripping/ fingering herself too. Would post but currently on train to work and only have what's on my phone

>>38619597
>I only wank to teen girls rubbing their clits

Patrician taste. I only wank to Russian blonde teen girls rubbing their clits

>>38619259
just finished my stint of slavery, off to burgerking now, spot of vidya when i get home.

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>>38619605
haha yeah totally wasn't ebin spending his birthday making cringeworthy OC because he has nothing better to do haha. At least hes not crying on the floor again like last year

>>38619284
THIS MAKES MY BONES HURT

>>38619284

I used to donate blood and would have done marrow as well but had a seizure 2 years ago and am on anti-epilepsy meds even though I don't have epilepsy so can't anymore.

I was boring O+ but the last time I donated they had just introduced sorting out the new subtype Ro and I was in that which is special and rare, it's for treating sickle cell and is most common in black people (I'm white). Never got to donate after finding that out. It was literally the only contribution I ever made to this world. Now my sister and brother donate, when it used to just be me and my sister would do it very occasionally.

anybody else's ears get warm around this time of night or is it just me?

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>>38619581
i thought the ending was genius to be honest, not my favourite season but i really appreciate they did something different

tilde being the villain was a good twist too

>>38619597
Its still not working.

>>38619612
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>38619613
>not getting 2 Slav blonds to give you a blowjob while you are fantasizing it was 4 Slav blonds instead

pleb

>>38619038

Did 60mg per day. Dick still got hard (just about) but cumming was near fucking impossible.

>>38619660
Well I just arrived in Hollywood so maybe I'll get to experience that soon.

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>>38619612
She was too much work tho and fucked my sleeping pattern further

Got the letter I'd been dreading from the Jobcentre, back on steps2success next month. 1 year of some commission-hunting bitch trying to get me to take some shitwage, shithour, shitlocation job.

>>38619691
I bet she has a cute 7 inch donger, lad

>>38619691
Didn't she send any face pics?

>>38619703
get a job you fucking bum

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tfw all my cock webms are too big for r9k

2MB file size limit why?

>>38619703
Why don't you just sort your life out and start making good money in a job that you love in a place that's convenient for you?

>>38619653
I'm not sure how I feel about the ending. I'm guessing Varga was working for someone high up the government food chain all this time? Was all that talk of 'wolves at the door' and soviet stuff just nonsense and he was really just in it for the money? Was relieved at How Ewan McGregor did though and the Scott Pilgram bird was fit.

>>38619719
Use mixtape.moe and link it here.

>>38619726
What would be the point of that though?

>>38619719
Whatever the reason, I'm now relieved

>>38619738
You could start a following online

>>38619737
>Use mixtape.moe

If I was going to link them, I could just use the /gif/ Webms For Other Boards thread

>>38619751
Good point matey.

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I felt like I'd recovered from my sore muscles/neck today so I tried my pushups again. I was hoping I would be able to break 20 but I could only do 19. Immediately afterwards I felt absolutely horrible about myself that I couldn't reach my target, but I realised later that that was silly because I was still making progress.

If you want me to add you to the spreadsheet just give me a name and do as many pushups as you can in one go

>>38619800
i'm up for this but need to get some decent sleep first due to deadlines this week. Will start on Monday though

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>>38619800

already walk 10+ miles near enough every night, cant be arsed with push-ups dessy

>>38619800
I've know idea how man I can do in one go but I used to do 20 as a warm up when I lifted. Sounds like I'm bragging but I'm a total sack of shit waster these days.

>>38619800
if ur serious about this and keep up posting regularly im down let's help each other improve

>>38619800
Can I join in? Do I need to give you a name?

Had a can of monster earlier today. Will a cheeky codeine kill me now?

>>38619853
stay away from all opioids lad it's the devils chemical im talking from experience

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Lads !!
I did it. I am free. FREEEEEE

>>38619800
Derek here, did my failure set first thing in the morning and managed 28. Think my shoulders are the limiting factor tbqh. Also, are we doing 1 second down, 1 up?

>>38619734
well, i think the ending was a reflection of the very first scenethe innocent prisoner where the truth didn't matter, vs the guilty VM Varga and the truth doesn't matter also i think there is no definitive answer as to what happened.
VM Varga spoke a lot about constructing your own truth and i think that was the point of the ending. on one hand i thought VM Varga was scared and did his best to shake Gloria, but i can also see a point for the fact VM's truths always seemed to trump reality.
but the bright and blue Gloria vs the silhouetted VM Varga was a painful obvious allegory for the continuous battle of good and evil.

>>38619611
It's really just a brief tangle with them before I finally off myself. Maybe only a week or less.

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EXCLUSIVE TILDE PIC
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>>38618950
surprise surprise 37

>>38619920
I'd shag that.

>>38619920
Not skinny enough to be /ourtilde/

I bet you're in here "trevor"

>>38619920
Doesn't look like the purge enough

>>38619935
iktf.
spitroast?

>>38619944
Why? What do you want from me?

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>>38619944
Ok, you've got me.

>>38619985
No he's mine. Fuck off and get your own.

>>38620011
Nah lad. I'll let you watch me pound his BP into oblivion if you're a good boy though

>>38619083
Where lad? If it's close to me I'll go and kick him.

>>38620038
Stay away from my fleshlight you prick.

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>>38619800
put me down for 17 and complete exhaustion
sophieposter
>>38619924
no surprises pls

>>38619998
why aren't you posting much on /qa/ right now?

>>38619842
Sounds good, I thought having support from other lads would make it easier

>>38619846
Anyone can join in! They need to give me a name to put in the spreadsheet though

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FUCKING CHAD IS TAKING OVER THE MEDIA NOW REEEEEEEEEE
>RRRRRRRRR
http://www.chad.co.uk/
>EEEEEEEEEEE

>>38620047
This was last week. I just went past the same spot today and figured I'd post about it to see if any Birmingham lads had heard about a guy dying outside St Chads.

>>38620077
>Anyone can join in! They need to give me a name to put in the spreadsheet though
Use the post number for this post for me please. Not creative enough with names and I don't wanna post my real name here.

>>38620085
>http://www.chad.co.uk/
>scroll down to lifestyle section
>roasties going to a festival scantily dressed
why am I not surprised?

>>38619902
In honour of your achievement I will bestow upon you the highest of accolades; a (you)

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Would you shag her for the bants? Aha :L

>>38620152
Nah, probably has HIV.

>>38620152
his willy looks like a jumbo sausage from the chippy chip store

>>38620152
Nah, and there's some black trannies I would shag

That ones just gross

>>38620152
COMANDO COMANDO
WELCOME TO UGANDA
TIGER MAFIA

>>38620077
>>38620114
Forgot to add that I just managed 21. Pretty fucked today though so that feels a bit lackluster.

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>>38620077
You're not here every day to track progress, chuck.

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The spreadsheet has been updated, hope we see a lot more activity with these new lads doing it too!

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>>38620077
>>38619800
Can ou add me? Cant think of a name. I dunno...TVguy.

>>38620226
>snug
Snuggy it is

So the '''''''femanon''''''' has identical wallpaper to tilde

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1501002561188.jpg
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>>38620077
put me on it fella.
11 on the 22nd, 13 on the 23rd and 10 for today.
-lad1

>>38620244
Leave /ourcrackingtitsmilf/ alone

We want to believe

>>38620244
thats not tildes house, its a google result for "empty table" or something

>>38620244
The one with Tildes waifu in it has woodchip wallpaper. The Keith Flint one is standard plastered walls with a coat of paint on it.

>>38620244

>/britfeel/ will be taking sides between ebins mum and tildes mum soon

how far we've come lads....

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Lads, when I wake up tomorrow I'm gonna do a 30 hour marathon of the whole NIne Inch Nails discography (from Halo 1 -
Halo 31) gonna prep meals, make sure I've got enough water and juice. (I'd do alcohol but it makes me sleepy).

Feel like this is the most autistic thing I've done. But I've got a few days off work and little else to do.

>>38620244
She also has a pigeon. I cant imagine tilde owning one.

>>38619800

Shipanon for 15 on 23rd, 0 on 24th, and will report back in a minute for 25th

>>38620308
their last ep add violence is really good, enjoy

Lads I am meant to be going into London this weekend to go to a friend's place, acid attacks are making me absolutely brick it and there was one which happened today near where I need to go. Should I honestly cancel my visit?

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>>38620308
>30 hour marathon of the whole NIne Inch Nails discography

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>>38620222
110 yesterday 110 today, chuck

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Lorry hit my side mirror today and broke it off

>tfw you are going to have to pay to fix it even though it was someone else's mistake

>>38620330
It was, for the most part NIN has been pretty on the ball in terms of quality. Some are just okay, but I've never heard a release and thought, wow that sucked.

>>38620222
Just cracked out 40 lad, could have done more but it was starting to get uncomfortable and disnt wanna overdo it at this time, aint done any for a while. Put me down as edward norton please.

>>38619435
I rang my bank last week, I'd stopped a payment going out and they took it anyway so I rang the bank and asked them to reverse it. The cunt I spoke to, who no doubt doesn't feel as guilty as you do, said I might as well take it up with the site that had taken the payment rather than ask the bank.
I said if I've told them I'm stopping the payment and they've taken it anyway they're obviously not going to play nice at refunding me so how's about you do your job instead? The cunt still tried fobbing me off saying it could take up to 21 days so I said don't care, do it.
Audible sigh then I got transferred to a helpful lass who stopped the payment there and then, commiserating with me that some websites are unscrupulous bastards. What about the 21 days this will take, I asked. What 21 days, she said, who told you that? The dickhead who just transferred me to you, I said.
So I hope he gets a rocket up his arse and I hope you do too.

>>38620222
>>38620312

and shipanon for 20 on the 25th, I was right to take a rest day yesterday

>>38620222
Are we talking about the amount we can do in one go or the total amount done at the end of the day?

Started daydreaming about being made Mayor of a North Korean town and having total power over a small and sheltered population

>>38620382
Sorry, but this means you're a bad person. Bad things don't happen to good people

>>38620478
dream bigger, lad

Any of you lads lift? How much do you deadlift/squat/bench/OHP?

125kg/105kg/80kg/50kg here, 5 reps for each. Not great but better than most and my physique is starting to look good.

>>38620478
The women all have these weird big faces, lad. It would be pointless with no women about you wanted to fugg

>>38620500
3x5 I can
100 Diddy
70 squat
50 bench
30 ohp
I keep stalling at 35 ohp like a Jessy.

>>38620500
>Any of you lads lift?
FUCK OFF CHAD, YOU GOT YOUR NEWS WEBSITE SHILL NOW LEAVE

>>38620500
>tfw feel proud of my 90kg squat
>stronk Polish guy at work can easily life 120kg onto his shoulder practically one handed
Fucking pierogi diet.

>>38620522
I dont think I'd be that kind of leader. I'd run group experiments that amused me but wouldnt be cruel or depraved. Perhaps the power would corrupt me though

>>38620244
i have that """wallpaper""" too.

>>38620500
That's good lad

t. Purple Aki

>>38620522
He can use a kidnapped South Korean plastic surgeon to fix one who is at least half decent into being ideal waifu material.

>>38619800
Put me down for 30 today lad
name: ufo

>>38619920
Stop biting your fucking nails Tilde.

I just messaged my two friends because I'm planning on killing myself. I'm not sure how I'm going to do it or when. But sometime soon. How are you lads feeling tonight?

>>38620611
>I just messaged my two friends because I'm planning on killing myself.
cry for help. Tell a doctor.

>>38620611
If you're messaging your friends you clearly don't want to do it mate
Get some help

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>>38620429

I think it's in one go lad.

There's nothing stopping you from doing a few as a warmup having a quick rest then going for a load in one go though of course

>cat is being unnecessarily needed
Help

>>38620654
I didn't tell them I'm gonna kill myself, I told them that they're good friends and that I love them.

>>38620680

WTF does that mean, did you mean to type needy?

>>38620697
What's wrong lad? If you're really serious about this I want to hear why

>>38620611

Why kill yourself now, why not when you're older?

>>38620623
>>38620654
I've been in and out of "help" for years now, ironically it doesn't help at all

>>38620755
Why wait in misery?

>>38620736
Yeah, oops. Didn't help that I had him in front of the screen

>>38620776

What's your situation, why are you upset?

>>38620758
If you've only just started considering cutting you cant be that rock bottom yer

>>38620754
I feel empty, like there was something here before but now it's gone and I'm starting to forget what truly feeling was like. I'm not even depressed or "sad" per se but like a husk

>>38620755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr5EvZDjUFY

Well, he got a reaction from you. You've got to give him that. You give him exactly what he wanted. You played right into his hands.

>>38620797
I'm not the same anon that was trying to cut with the knives, I used to do that shit as an edgy 14 year old

>>38620804
That's called apathy and it comes hand in hand with depression. That sense of being disconnected from your body, no will to do anything except idly staring at the wall/ceiling for hours on end. Trust me when I say a simple walk for half an hour and maybe treating yourself to some food while on said walk will clear your head enough to at least get rid of the apathy spiral. The depression needs either medication or counselling.

>>38619284
Why? Are you a shitskin?

>>38620785

Does he like to get undivided attention like him sitting on you and you strokin him for ages? Thats what mine does. Dude wants his loves

>>38620909
He hopped on the desk and is now asleep on my lap. He's a bloody bastard

>>38620602
i'd love to lick and bite tildes nails

>>38620500
I haven't touched weights in years

Last I checked:
DL - 140
Squart - 115
Bench - 50
OHP - 40

As you can tell there's some fucking issues with my chest not working

>>38620500
Solid lifts lad. What's your height/weight?

As of one month ago I had 90/75/62.5/47.5 but I'm a skinny cunt

>>38620813

I like you, limmyposter.

I feel like buying his book just to support him, not because I want to read it that much

>>38620889
I don't care enough to try that though, I understand that ultimately I am worthless to even myself

>>38620090
Not heard or read anything lad. If it was daytime, probably a drunk and if it was nighttime fuck knows, all sorts of weird shit happens in the jewellery quarter when it's late.

>>38620966
I'm
>>38620949

5'10 90kg

Aww shit sorry thought that said lads not lad

>>38620994
Yeah well, all I can say is I feel the same about myself, but at least in the hell that is living, I get to play video games and enjoy the food. I'll take that over complete nothingness. I'm not gonna preach to you about the value of life because, in the grand scheme of things, it's all meaningless, but you get more on this end than you do on the other.

>>38621046
I used to enjoy stuff like that but I just don't anymore. For some reason I just stopped enjoying things. I usually do things to kill time, putting off from the inevitable

>>38621098
Maybe try something else? Watch anime, build models, find a TV show or movie you forgot to watch. It might even be worth just having a long ass sleep. I went to bed at 7pm yesterday and didn't wake up till 9am, think my body needed a hard reset after a particular slump.

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wtf is up with my housemates sleeping pattern

>Get up at 10:00
>Housemate asleep
>Around 14:00 he wakes up
>I go to work at 16:00
>Come back from work at Midnight
>He's gone to bed
>Wakes up around 01:00
>I go to bed at 3:00
>When I wake up he's asleep

Why does he do some weird split sleep 8 hours awake shit?

I'm gonna have sex with my gf in about 2 weeks, should I nofap in this time or would that make me explode too early?

>>38621098
i am in a similar situation to this lad. The daily grind is too much for me already, i don't get to enjoy anything at all and havent done so for a long time

>>38621143
sounds like a mr robotto arigatou

>>38621143
Maybe he has jobs or has to do something every day at a certain time where his sleep pattern doesn't allow.

>>38620244
Lol. Sorry to piss on your detective parade but that's really clutching at straws there lad. Besides, you saw my apparently masculine looking nailbeds whatevs the fuck that's supposed to mean, do they look anything like the gnawed stumps in the alleged Tilde pic?

>>38621142
I sleep a lot. Practically all I do is sleep, masturbate and occasionally play xbox

>read posts in generic 'lad' voice
>get confused when I read the pigeonlass posts
just going to give you a loutish voice like Kathy Burke

>>38621018

5"10 and 90kg, fucking bullshit. You must be incredibly hench. And on britfeel? lol...

>>38621274
I'm fat, dude
FAT

>>38621155
You should fuck off to another board, lad. /britfeel/ isn't for the likes of you

>>38621307
I'm a virgin, can I come back in?

>>38620785
It means get off that fucking tappy thing, human, and give me your undivided attention. Are you new to speaking cat?

>talk to steam friend
>leak pre-cum in my pants

>>38621323
no, stay out you fucking failed normie

>>38621376
But she's taller than me and I don't have any friends, also I don't have a job. Britfeel is all I have.

>>38621323
Ditch the roastie, lad. It's her or us...

>>38621217

Pardon us for doubting the presence of a milf in britfeel

>>38621239
Watch a bit of TV or a movie, dude. Part of your fatigue is your probable complete boredom with video games after burning out. I haven't touched a video game in a few weeks and honestly I'm feeling a little better for it. I'm blowing through all the Gundam series.

>>38621323
what this guy >>38621402 said.
it's robos before hoes

>>38621399
It's best you leave quietly, lad. otherwise, Hard Knock will have to escort you out...

Is there a word for when you don't like a girl romantically but also don't want anyone else to have her.

>>38621323
How old are you lad? Why 2 weeks and not right bloody now?

>>38621402
On one hand she probably won't go on /nightwalks/
On the other hand I don't want to become a wizard.

>>38621362
Is one related to the other

>>38621447
Denial.
Orig

>>38621453
She is on holiday for 2 weeks, been talking on facebook quite a bit though, she seems into me but I am autistic.

>>38621267
Other than the norks I'm not the most feminine type so you might as well stick with generic lad voice. Doesn't that get confusing though? What happens when you read a post from Glaswegian anon? Does your brain automatically convert it and add "och aye the noo" every here and there?

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>lift up legs
>have a nice smell

shame lads, going for my weekly wash. I miss my stink from when I didn't wash for months but it is what it is. Have to make sacrifices

>>38621453
Don't reply to the normie and he'll go away.

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>>38621399
>But she's taller than me
GIVE ME A TALL GF NOW I DEMAND ONE

>>38621417
TV sucks and I'm too poor to buy movies and too lazy to wade through streaming sites for a stream that isnt shit nor is it going to give someme some Pajeet virus

>>38621493
>gets off to the smell of his own cock and asshole
Lewd

>>38621515
If you have a smartphone, download Showbox from your phone browser
http://showboxappdownload.com/

Literally every movie and TV show in the best possible quality updated daily, app has been available for years and nothing has been done about it.

>>38621143
Trying to avoid you maybe

>>38621552
I used to stick my fingers in my bum and have a smell while wanking

>>38621481
How long have you known her in real life? Most people here arent virgins so not sure why you're getting a hostile response. Have you done any sex stuff before?

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>>38621507
>17 pushups

Lorra lorra laffs

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>tfw getting angry at normie cringe again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS0pn3kbAsA
>song about "hikkomori"
>I'm too scared to fall in love again,
>I'll just focus on my family, my art and my friends.

I hate the person who linked this video here

>>38621515
I could literally give you a free Netflix account in 5 minutes.

>>38621560
cheers but I probably wont, It just seems trivial at the moment

>>38621621
m8, I think everybody knows how to play Netflix with a 10 minute mail.

>>38621602
he didn't even add you to the spreadsheet you raging necrophiliac
tfw armlet

>>38621515
>buying movies
>streaming
Do torrents not exist for you? Pretty much available for every film in bluray these days

>>38621597
Spent one night together, went spoons, was really fun. Was drunk so it was mainly arms round each other and on thighs, that type of deal. did not leave with her tho. Literally only thing I've done is kiss 1 gril and I didn't like her. That was when I was rock bottom depressed and tried to get out with sex, but realised that having sex with someone who you don't like and is not attractive to you physically or through character is a shit idea.

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>moth on my monitor
>can't kill it without dirtying my screen

>>38621638
>I'm too poor to buy movies and too lazy to wade through streaming sites for a stream
not everybody lad. I have like 3 spare accounts I got off the DW.

>>38621407
Doubt away, I agree a (pigeon) Milf is pretty incongruous but believe it or not I feel more at home here than I do anywhere else desu.

>>38621661
same thing with pajeet viruses though

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It really is /ourrobot/

>>38621680
Blow on it. it'll fuck off. You think that's bad, I had a plague of flying ants today and the bastards were everywhere.

>>38621491
I give anyone Scottish a Limmy voice.

>>38621740
awww, cuuute. Lonely literal robots in films are one of the few things I can root for

>>38621767
Alright then, Welsh?

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>>38621727

This certainly is a home for many of us rather than just a thread.

Would it be too unbecoming of a gentleman to ask a lady her age?

>>38620152
No fuck monkers

>>38621780
I dont know, I'm sure we have some Welsh posters but not enough that I've ever established a voice to give them. From now on it'll be Brin from Gavin and Stacey.

Lads I gotta tell ya, when you get to your mid-twenties the fatigue REALLY starts setting in. It's barely past 11pm and I just wanna sleep.

>>38620697

Oh right. Cheerio!

>>38620198
I'm always here lad and I read every post from every thread. If you post your number I will definitely see it

>>38621831

That's not age anon, that's pessimism and despair

>>38621854

Dunno if you saw my posts, but can you put me down for 15,0,20 lad

t. shipanon

>>38621617
Oh hey Ebin, that was me.

Crywank got famous on mu and the r9k crowd but yea, it's pretty clear the guy is just a failed normie. Tell me you don't relate to these lyrics though:
>Care of me, for if not, I will surely die
>I don't feed or clean myself and I am always high
>Without your help, I have no hope to survive
>Growing into a constant burden
>Introducing man-child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs

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>>38621854
I do sets of 30 at the moment chuck. Aim for at least 100 per day

>>38621854
I posted the other day and you ignored me. I got 50, put it under the name Ian Curtis please. I couldn't be fucked to do any since then, muscles were too sore

>>38621905
before he answers, ebin wouldnt relate to this and it would be further proof of their normieness by having this part
>and I am always high

>>38621905
> mu and the r9k crowd

I don't like most of them tbqh for a long time, but I'm a bit more jaded

I guess the lyrics are somewhat relatable but it pisses me off too much its just a failed normie or full blown normie singing it, I think people who pretend and exaggerate these things are mocking people like me who actually live pathetically.

>>38621791
35. I lol'd at all the speculation from late 20s to late 40s. I'd call that "wild guessing" tbqhwy but shit... I can't even imagine a late 40s female coming here but I suppose there's others like me who never fell for the get married, have kids, live in the burbs with a labrador meme, though I doubt that if there was anyone in that age group they'd out themselves.

There are roads in my town that you can see in a poor state in 2009 on google street view, that slowly gets even worse throughout the years to 2016

>>38621976
yes this is true, and also I can look after myself and motivate myself to clean and live. The whole reason I'm so angry and upset is because of my reliance on my parents. I don't want to be pathetic and reliant and I certainly don't want to listen to a song for failed normies circlejerking about it.

Maybe it just upsets and angers me more than it should, I despise the tumblr/reddit/yotube comment fake-depressive/mental illness crowd circlejerk, Its sent me into denial about my own "problems"

>>38621987
>35
I'm 30 and I know several other posters are at least that old. Why is /britfeel/ full of some many old fogeys?

>>38622006
It's your calling, anon. Go buy spray paint and etch cocks and the word "cunt" everywhere.

>>38621815
Yeah, that's the Welsh covered then. Apart from the North Welsh, but they'd only ever speak in Welsh because we're all speaking English so they'd do it to piss you off.

>>38622029
>also I can look after myself and motivate myself to clean and live.
you arent fooling any one lad

>>38621987
Please stay pigeon lady, you make me feel comfortable like a mummy.

>>38622042

Look at this one In 2009, the tarmac is already cracking back then

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.0642602,-1.3443677,3a,43.1y,214.25h,62.38t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sB-QSTUE7D1s0Z-y-haMCmg!2e0!5s20090301T000000!7i13312!8i6656

then slide the date to 2016 and see how bad it's gotten. I went past there today and it still hasn't been repaired and is even worse than the 2016 image

>>38621987
/pigeonmummy/ stay please

>>38622078
I still firmly believe replacing concrete surfaces on roads with tarmac was a massive mistake. Every single year I see the same roads fall apart and need to be repaired constantly.

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>>38622059
well yeah you've got a point but I do clean once a week now and I've started brushing my teeth.

Nobody is forcing me to do that, infact they make it harder by dirtying the place. I neglected it for years and now I'm actively trying to pull myself out of a very deep hole. I still can't live independently, make phonecalls, appoinments etc but I could easily revert back to completely not caring or trying. It would be easy to just sleep all day and ignore everything, I have tension headaches nearly everyday now I never had before and all sorts of paranoid and anxious thoughts that i've brought upon myself for trying.

I don't like normies circlejerking over these problems like its some fashionable item. I'm disgraced and won't admit it in the real world

>>38622029
>I can look after myself and motivate myself to clean and live
Kek'd audibly. This from the person who washed once a month, sat in his own piss and has walls covered in mould

You're bang on about the fake depressive/mental illness crowd at least, it undermines the people with actual problems.

>>38622078

Here's another one on that same road

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.0661252,-1.3499066,3a,75y,197.99h,65.49t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sG8zuY8d1XzzKk3Vhn68TEA!2e0!5s20090301T000000!7i13312!8i6656

March 2009 you can see the first small potholes starting to appear, slide it to 2016 and it's much worse, in 2017 it's even worse than on the google street view image

lads ive absolutely fucked it
my entire life i mean

>>38622126
>infact they make it harder by dirtying the place


I know this feel, my parents really neglected the house, and it's taken me years to get it back to a respectable state

>>38621987
I imagine you to look like Kay from KAYSGOODCOOKING

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>>38622142

How have you completely fucked it?

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I leave for one thread and suddenly we have a 'pigeon milf' browsing britfeel

What's going on lads

>>38622175
She's been here for yonks,

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Is it possible to leave 4chan for good? Managed a personal best of 3 weeks - but I still end up coming back to /britfeel/.

>>38622126
used to hate you ebin because you were similar to me but werent trying where i was, but now you are i can feel better about you making some effort along side me

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Boy razors sure are a hell of a lot more effective than knives.

>>38622184
Welp I missed that
Has she posted anything other than that hand pic? I'd kill for a mummy gf

>>38622173
missed out on my entire youth. friends, young love, enjoying the long summer nights. ill never know what its like

>>38622210
I used to cut and even I think you're being an edgy attention seeker

>>38622213
Sorry lad, you're not feathery enough

posted a chest pic, very nice... check the previous thread

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POST YOUR WIFUS RIGHT NOW

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>>38622133
>once a month

That was my clothes, I didn't wash myself for over a year

>>38622163
I've tried cleaning before but they just fuck it up within days even though I've tried telling them, I can only leave now, I've made clear the problems preventing me from living comfortably here and they pay no heed

>>38622199
I'm literally going outside tomorrow to a maths """class""" I completely despise. I lose focus and feel physically ill after 30mins-1hour of it but I keep going every week. Mummy might also take me in halfords to look at a bike so I can get some cardio done, walking and running didn't work great. Ganbatte anon, we'll make it

does ejaculating feel good even if you're not horny?

>>38622238
i honestly just bought a set of pedals i can have under my desk and cycle on those while browsing the internet to help with improving my completely withered away muscles

>>38622037
Because the other boards are full of Yank kids who think anyone over 25 is decrepit and ancient? I feel more at home here than I do on any of the other boards. Before /r9k/ when I was less of an oldfag I liked /b/ a lot, most of it was shit but the raids were ace.

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>>38622228
>tfw you'll never touch her hair

>Leaving drinks in work for a coworker
>Dislike everyone I work with and there is decade plus age gap
>No way out

Fucking help lads.
Why couldn't I be born in the work remotely generation?

>>38622257

only up until the 17th time, lad, then it turns into a torture

>>38622037
>>38621987
34 here, glad there are oldfags here

>>38622071
I will do lad, I'm glad I give you comfy feels.

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>>38622228
I don't have a specific waifu, just various lizard and robot girls I like.

>>38622257
If you want fapping to feel mind blowing, edge for several hours. I'm talking at minimum at least eight hours, your dick leaking pre like a faucet. Cum after that and you might just nearly pass out.

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>>38622228
>POST YOUR WlFUS RIGHT NOW

>>38622286
>>38621987
>>38622037
Man, I thought I'd be one of the older ones here at 24.

>>38622262
I kill two birds with one stone cycling outside, I need to keep going out or I'll just never go out. I had panic attacks or something similar to it while walking alone, my rationale is I'll be less fearful of people walking around if I'm on a bike i'll be too fast for them, maybe I'm fucking stupid haha

First time I've spent a whole day sober in a couple of months. Bit scared of going to sleep desu.

>>38622281
alright I'll keep that in mind

>>38622168
I have no idea who that is as a) I don't watch cookery programmes and b) I don't have a TV but if it makes you happy go for it anon.

>>38622210
Well done mate, efficiency ftw

>>38622223
Yeah probably. I'm not even sure why I'm doing it, but it may well just be attention. It feels like a solution for now though.

>>38622328
yeah regular going out is a fucking tricky one, im still trying to manage going to my local shop on a regular basis, but i can at least treat myself with a packet of crisps or something when i go there, makes it worse that the shop keepers there recognise me now and want to try and make small talk which really fucks with my shit

>>38622388
>>38622210
Just stick a fucking rubberband around your wrist and twang on it. You get the same pain thrill without the regret marks.

>>38622194
No, it's like Hotel California. Managed a few months at a time before but sooner or later I'm back again.

>>38622388
Be careful. It's very addictive and before ou know it you could end up like me and be scarred for life

>>38622370
>Not knowing who Kay is

Roastie OUT

>>38622388
>but it may well just be attention
ya think?

>>38622370
Some middle aged council estate woman on youtube who makes the worst cooking videos of all time, no meme, genuinely the worst

Of course, her being an incompetent mess has given her meme status

>>38622194
No, because there is absolutely no other site on the Internet that has such freeforming discussions and (almost) zero identity wanking. In here the only unifying topic is we're all British, we could discuss literally anything from smallflation, depression or wanting to fuck a xenomorph.

>>38622267
"Pool's full"?

>>38622459
>the worst cooking videos of all time, no meme, genuinely the worst
*blocks your path*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>38622228
>he browses s4s

>>38622500
>"Pool's full"
>full
lol newfag

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>>38622296
Fucking hell, lad. Don't post Salazzles. They get me going so fucking quick

>>38622286
There was a 40 something a couple of weeks ago. Reminds me of when I used to go to raves, there was this couple who'd come every single week who were in their 60s/70s. Fairy wings and bingo wings, it was quite a sight but if they were enjoying themselves good on them, I hope we'll still be posting on /britfeel/ at that age.

resident furries are out in force i see

>>38622610
hopefully by then all the non whites will have been cleansed from the uk so we can live in peace

>>38622342
Well done lad. If you've got any Magnesium tablets in the house take 1g, usually about 3 tablets. It's a slight muscle relaxant and it helped me sleep when I stopped drinking.

>>38622633
Sorry lad, I love me some scaly poon. Blame Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion.

>>38622650
Do us a favour and >>>/pol/.
White and black chavs are by far the biggest problem in our society. Fucking inbreds.

>>38622658
>oblivion got you into furry shit

fucking how

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>hopefully by then aIl the non whites will have been cleansed from the uk so we can live in peace

>two people die in your uni's accommodations over the course of the year
Fun stuff. Glad I'm housesharing.

>>38622678
t. ethnomasochist
chavs merely imitate black culture, they are a symptom, not a problem

>>38622523
>This lardass making a salad
But-
>"1 can of sweetened, condensed milk"
... oh...