/britfeel/

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Dispute territory with India

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Dispute territory with China

>>38624068
Now that summer is over, did anyone get anything good done?

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Oppress Tibet

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>>38624147
Summer's over?

Either way if you'd asked this in late August the answer's still no

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Annex Crimea

>>38624147
It's not even august, you waste

>>38624169
the influx of summerfags has stopped tho

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Burn Churches

>>38624188
Most of them only just got off school two weeks ago. You've just stopped noticing

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>>38624188
>summerfags
Don't exist.

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Forecast weather

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Goodnight lads. I might be back in an hour if I cant sleep though.

>>38624232
Goodnight hun. Hope you can sleep!

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Dumped gf by phone pretty much exactly a year ago. Manage to forget about her after keeping contact for a bit. Texts me out of the blue asking if I want to meet up. I say yeah alright then, start thinking about her more and more. She doesn't show up. Gives me some lame excuse. Check up on her online, she seems pretty happy and has a new boyfriend.

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>live in NorthWest
>she calls me man/dude

It's over isn't it? Do gils call someone man or dude if they like them romantically?

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Sing like a depressed Mr Bean gargling into a tube and then hang yourself from a washing line

>>38624315
Power play. Typical woman.

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Lay down the theoretical framework for replacing ethnic europeans in their homelands with an easily manipulated Eurasian-Negroid race

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Blame the jews for everything

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>>38624068
surprise surprise 38

>>38624315
why do you care if you dumped her? you clearly never wanted to be with her

Hyomdslg y lads I am abstir. Fuckdd up and ready to go. Lads. Hahaha sbit is all. Ludfy and I feel very weak and guess andd mgjht go to sleep in. Knife haha

>Haven't received a (You) in 2 threads
PLEASE REPLY

>>38624482
Hahaha I mvsovufcked imcdrunk lads Ande energy onee.was dru kc lol such. A great night out I was even dranceing; wth alas s bahab fuckcinf hell ehtn some ofh starting fight so annoying I wish they didn't It was just terbe alcovohkv talking

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>>38624451
nazis be careful

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>>38624379
I get this but I don't know what she was trying to achieve though. Just to get me to think about her? Isn't that pretty trivial?
>>38624459
Loneliness and not finding another gf and going off women in general I guess, we had some good times. Plus she was piling on the weight and is looking pretty portly now whilst I got /fit/ as fuck... but I mean I don't want to even think about that like it's some competition, seems vindictive.

What is happening to this thread ??

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>>38624563
yoooooooo test

SOMEONE PLEAS EREPLY I JUST NEED 1 YOU

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>>38624630
yooooooooooou test

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Make the money, roll the nickels, deal the cards

Hay guys! Since we are such a cool, open and diversity friendly thread I wanted to know how your day went!?

How many PoC did give money to today? You know they need it right? You should be giving whatever you can spare and don't need to for food and rent to these people to help them :)

>four hours of sleep

I'm sure that's plenty...

>>38624493

A bit needy, mate.

>>38624493
>>38624630
your mum has a bucket fanny and gives out chews to youths as a hobby

>>38624660
Gave me 50% of my paycheck

It's only fair because of slavery

Thinking of forcing a meme, lads. How about Dale Winton?

>>38624660
>How many PoC did give money to today?

Nice job not even proof reading you unfunny shitpost, you brainless /pol/ drone.

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>>38624666
>He sleeps

>>38624660
My day was dull, and I didn't give any PoC change (but I did apologise profusely for colonising their advanced kingdoms between 1800-1900)

>>38624709
No need to be so upset alt right loser, your kind is on the way out as we battle and beat you! Diversity always wins.

>>38624694
create a new member of the hard knock gang and force it.

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>>38624709
Why aren't lefties moving to diverse areas like Rotherham?

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>>38624709
>you unfunny shitpost

I cant do it, can't kill in this situation.

Yet I feel more sure now than ever that I'm being spied on, this "paranoia" has only gotten worse, even though my daily functioning has improved in ways and I've stopped drinking and soon smoking and everything else, new job starting soon... But nothing feels real except that I'm being spied on.. and its terrible

>>38624767
Think you need to see someone lad. Paranoia is not healthy

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>>38624733
Diversity is strength. Diversity is love

>>38624767
why would anyone spy on you? you're probably too boring for anyone to care.

>>38624767
cant kill my self in this situation*

>>38624674
we dont make the rules...

>>38624766
I wonder if a non white could just go up to him and ask him for a fuck and say if he didn't he would be racist?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDmYND6G9KQ
This is the 2014 Reddit Meetup.
What would the /britfeel/ meetup look like?

>>38624767
If you're not bullshitting it's quite serious lad. Someone with bad anxiety and paranoia I met at a dinner dropped out of uni and we learned last month he attempted suicide. Probably still in hospital with broken legs.

>>38624809
Thats what I keep getting told. But even if I believe I'm of no interest to anyone I still get "signs" that I'm being stalked and harassed and spied on. I can't explain it, its lots and lots of signs. It could be paranoia .. psychosis.. I don't know anyone. I used to be able to draw a distinction but right now I can't

>>38624782
In all fairness, we are all being spied on so he's got a point. If you spent a day giving the Vs to CCTV cameras you'd have arm ache by lunchtime.

>>38624853
you're paranoid and suffer from some sort of mental illness. what are these "signs"?

>>38624853
>I used to be able to draw a distinction but right now I can't
how convenient

>>38624849
No I'm not bullshitting this is how I've felt for months now, like 9 months ago now I took an overdose of sleeping tablets and alcohol but I woke up. I've been planning and thinking of it recently but life has been getting in the way and I've been uncertain, I got something in recently with the intention of doing it but I couldn't bring myself to... when the overdose actually started I chickened out and changed my mind. I don't want to give up but I don't want to have this going on in my head and in my life either. I think I've got rid of all the pills now but and I've got therapy soon again and I hope I can talk about this some

>>38624899
What do you mean by this? It's convenient that I can't tell that I'm being spied on? not for me though surely? for them? Please explain what you meant

>>38624767
>>38624853
Why would you be of interest? What have you done?

>>38624849
Pretty strange

>fly flies directly into me despite the fact I am sitting completely still
Why the fuck do they do that? Don't they know that just makes me more likely to go out of my way to kill them?

>>38624882
Too many and its been almost a year of this, I'm too tired right now I can give examples another day like tomorrow but right now I don't want to start giving examplse.. people saying things around me, strange behavior from people and cars, pc acting strange/having accounts hacked and maybe pc hacked, all sorts.

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>>38624903
Do you have a history of any illegal drug whatsoever?
Either way, see your GP or go to therapy as soon as you can. It can only get better.

>>38624931
it's very convenient that at the moment you can't explain the signs that show you're being spied on

>>38624931
he is just trolling you because he knows you're paranoid.

>>38624849
>the guy in the thumbnail is the stereotypical numale
I don't know what I expected

>>38624971
stupidity i guess

>>38624989
you're probably just perceiving thing in a way that makes it seem like you're being spied on. people always say weird shit around me but they are actually just speaking among themselves and i have no heard the full convo

why would anyone go through this much effort to bother you when you're probably just an average person? actually people who are capable of gang stalking are too busy to bother you for a laugh

>>38624932
Oh man, nothing that deserves this. Slap on the wrist maybe a short jailterm but pretty much victimless crimes my man. But I worry I pissed off the wrong people or something by being an idiot online or in person I have no idea

>>38625003
Yes, most people do I guess, but it's not anything to do with it right now or for the last good while now.

Yeah I got therapy soon I think hopefully tomorrow I can get back on track of good health I'm seeing family. Getting ready for bed now but feel pretty sick is all and shit. Thanks for the hopeful words

>>38625103

So you're a stoner who looked at some CP and now you've sent yourself into a paranoid cycle?

At work in 5 hours lads.

Luckily, work is a doss. I was there 6 hours yesterday and spent 4 of them asleep and 2 of them watching game of thrones season 7.

>>38625005
I can but I'm really tired, I already gave some examples briefly >>38624989
I could go into a lot of detail in the day-time but whatever I mean I hope I'm wrong and not being spied on.

>>38625125
No, I've smoked weed but I'm not a stoner, havent been for like 10 years now, and no to CP its not even a crime im paranoid because of its more sinister or serious a thing im fearing than just getting busted. But anyway im really tired now, guess it did help to type shit here at the moment as was in a pretty bad way and I feel closer to be able to sleep now

WHAT the fuck was with the thread going full forcedmeme-esque earlier? All of a sudden just went to bizzarro-world for a good hour at least and all the weird and crazy posts? r9k burger raid or just regular user trolling about?

>>38624455
very low effort lad

>>38624660
The term "colour" is racist over here you stupid yank

>>38625146
What do you do lad? you going to sleep soon ?

>>38624660
None I don't give money away I hardly have any my self

>>38625291
>>38625278
is that low effort too?

Looks pretty /pol/ in nature, this thread and the end of the last one

>>38625261

We just felt like a laugh for 15 minutes lad, it didn't last a fucking hour

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>yanks banging on about how school uniforms are an unacceptable infringement of liberty
Yanks are just so bloody intolerable. Just put the fucking uniform on your fucking snot-nosed child and shut the FUCK up about your god damn 'rights' for one FUCKING second

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The Chinese government system works very well, and we should adopt a similar system here.

>>38625358
I used to love wearing my school uniform desu. Would have got bullied to death if I had to wear own clothes so since I was a poorfag.

>>38625338
wew lad, meme city

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>>38624068
I was very drunk burn I think I M mkrsnzobdrblDnkLl haha augodcoedx going like it's of stuff. Malk gshrj I make sesne lol

>>38625327
will you stop mentioning /pol/ you boring cunt

>>38624264
Nope. Will have a smoke and mabe watch an asmr video before trying again.

>>38625395
Gicjibf usotcofrxf is tbdibkyt thing I guess as makes me assin semi San devenv though; l ih d kids to drive k lol
Fuxjinfdeel like I could say kid. I'm so fuxkjf sleep and also dejn feeling haha

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>>38624147
I can't wait for crisp but sunny autumn days m80s

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daily reminder that hard knock gets the most pussy in britfeel

>>38625399
Haha

What? Not original?!

>>38624767
Hello there Paul

>tfw havent blox posted or had to post a 'fuck you robot' for months
learn how to 4chan

>>38625299
Christ. I know I'm British because when I read "PoC" I guessed it was "pieces of crap" not "people of colour". I thought he was talking about Big Issue salesmen or somesuch.

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>>38625489

His uncle Derek is gonna break her legs for that

>>38625399
NO U

originoblox

>>38625608
Why does that badly dressed cunt look horribly familiar?

Didn't Viz used to do a piss take about Filey about 20 years ago? I'm trying to remember what was famous about it before ebin.

>>38625399
Close the door on the way out and not come back, should I?

Fucking game pissing me the fuck off

Found a spot on my gootch

>>38625851
Good, you fucking degenerate.

>>38625864
You've got cat aids

>>38625864
Tell us more, lad and provide a pic if possible. Ebin will be most interested.

I hope not, need to go shopping for milk tomorrow, can't do it if i'm aided up

>>38625907
AIDS is just anti-gay propaganda. Don't believe it one bit.

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>>38625905

Got some serious pain going on here, help

>>38625933

I hope you're right, my auntie really wants that milk

>>38625975
Looks fine to me Lad

>>38626029
Does yours look like that too?

http://www.theosofie.be/A_PDF/Plato_Complete_Works.pdf

I have a 1800 page hardback book on Plato I like to read sometimes, heres the pdf to the thing

>>38625975
hnggg what is the sauce on this? big balls muh fetish

>>38626089
Only nonces read that shit, hope you ain't trying to nonce me up laddo

>>38625975
just call her the roayl pornography service and request 10 minutes of cuckholding porn so you can 'ava wank

>>38626113
i bet you're from the north haha

>>38626191
definitely a nonce at hand here

>>38626234
how do i not be a nonce friendo

>>38626250
Let me suck the nonce out of your willy

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Lads, about to go see if the football that was in the yard area of my flat is still there. I'll pinch it if it is, and if it's an elaborate honeytrap then they won't be taking me alive.

See you in a minute. I hope.

>>38626322
God speed, football thief

>>38626089
i have the same book. i got about 200 pages in. what i read was decent, some parts were great, and some parts have aged awfully. the whole debate on the meaning of words was a bit silly and a lot of his other arguments can be dis-proven now because of science

will probably read some more when i can be ased

>>38624068
how much longer until these gay ass britfeel threads dont exist?

>>38626341
i suppose most important are apology, laws, euthyphro, phaedo and another which i have forgotten the name of

you're correct about aging especially regarding afterlife and religion, which are taken as fact, but its a byproduct of its historical context

>>38626378
_____________bait___________

>>38626378
If solipsism is true then they will cease to exist when you die

I haven't cried in a long time, I'm sorry mum and dad I was wrong. I'm a bitch, I can't complain

>>38626334

I got it, it's a scuffed up PL one, red/orange.

I might put it back because I just realised I have no need whatsoever for a football.

>>38626419
>solipsists
retardos

I always wondered why true solipsists didn't just go around raping every hot girl they see, as they're just figments of imagination anyway so why bother with laws?

>>38626449
put it in front of one of your neighbours flats just for a laugh

>>38626449
cum on it for a bit of a giggle

>>38626466
Because they'll still go to prison, even if it's an imaginary prison

>>38626485
>>38626499

I had a wank when I woke up earlier and I'm not sure why leaving it near someone else's flat would be funny.

>>38626443

Watch Lion, or Dear Zachary, you'll be bawling your eyes out in no time.

>>38626535
leaving it in front of someone else's flat would be confusing for them opening their front door for the first time in the morning, and possibly lead to drama with the neighbour who the football belonging to seeing it in front of someone else's flat and thinking they tried to steal it

>>38626535
go for round two, drain them balls

>>38626557
>>38626561

Yeah, neither of those things are very funny though. Also one of them is pseudo-noncery.

>>38626406
i just wonder what plato would say about the world if he was a live today. i mean, people back then, i think people are going to be ignorant to some things because their is less history and development. now we can look at the world and understand some things because such and such has happened.

PUT ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MISERY

>>38626617
I reckon you're just afraid of whipping your lil' dipper out encase your neighbor sees it has laughs at it

birthday today lads, i wonder if anyone irl will realise

>>38626622
Well with such info and technology at their fingertips people remain as ignorant as ever, he saw the pursuit of knowledge and morality as a virtue so for both to be truly possible and still neglected over pictures of cats, he wouldn't like it at all I think.

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>>38626655
Cheeky lil' birthday treat for you laddo

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>>38626655
Happy birthday anon. How old are you?


Also, nice birthday double dubs

>>38626645

I never even considered this to be happening outside.

>>38626622
He would be disgusted at how whites are destroying themselves and pushing non whites in their own countries and wiping out whites.

>>38626698
do it in the shed

>>38626689
thanks anon, haven't had a maccies in time, might get one and loads of booze

>>38626692
thanks, im 23

>>38626839
>thanks, im 23

Shit son, I'm 23 too next month

>>38626686
makes ya think though doesn't it laddy. as i said, i only read about 200 pages of his complete works but from what i remember he had great hopes for humanity. maybe he would appear more bitter and edgy if he was alive today. tbf though, i have heard plato goes on about how most people need to be kept ignorant in order to create order, so perhaps he expected this. i mean, most people are stupid at the end of the day because their purpose is to be used economically. being "smart" is reserved for the elite. could we all be smart and live happily ever after? i dno. we will have to see how humanity is when robots work the shit jobs because we wont have any excuses then

>>38626859
seven more years until wizard status
feeling depressed lad

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>>38626655
Check'd birthday lad, hope today and the year ahead work out really well for you

>>38626903
I feel you lad, and im not even 23 yet

Do you think an employer would buy it if you said you were in a coma to cover a long period of unemployment. Seems like an odd thing for a person to say, do you think they would follow up or require proof?

>>38626936
There are a million other things you could say that would be more convincing, e.g. I went to look after my sick mother in another country

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>>38626903
>>38626926
Could be worse lads, you could have lost your v card to a thai hooker at 20 and contracted HIV and not realised until a few years when it's too late for the retroviral drugs to do anything about it.

>>38627008
I fucking wish that happened to me

Fuck me its half 3 already

>>38627008
Was the hooker even worth it. I've been thinking of trying an escort soon

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Keep having dreams about britfeel. Like I literally dream that I'm posting here haha

>>38626655
Happy birthday anon! Hope you have a good day!

When will the right wing = patriotism meme die?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/25/brussels-attacks-liam-foxs-ignorant-remarks-chlorinated-chicken-eu-trade-deal-us

>>38626925
>>38627089
thanks lads, if only i had real friends haha

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>>38627030
...why's that lad?
>>38627060
I'd imagine if you were in that situation of going bareback with an escort you'd probably too drunk to even get it up / remember it. Thai hookers are great in general though, no experience in the UK but I've been considering it but most seem to be munters and charge extortionate rates and I don't know if half the ads online are even real.

>>38627089
Tilde start updating your blog again s'il vous plaiz

Also what is your throat like from all the purging you do?

>>38627089
Go to bed babes

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>>38627108
>posting an unarchived link to The Grauniad

>house across the street got burgled
>now every night at half 3 I see them turn their lights on and look outside
Sad

>>38627089
go back to bed you absolute fitty. i will get your fingers stinky in the morning ;)

>>38625384
I really liked uniform too it was just easy you didn't have to worry about what to wear at all

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>Bulb run out on little lamp
>Have to sit in bed with the uncomfy big light on

>>38627364
Better for your eyes at least.

>it's already starting to get light
why why why why why why

Just had the best wank I've had in years lads

>>38627493
What did you wank to?

>browsing leather jackets for winter on amazon
>find a nice one, looking at details and washing instructions, etc
>"Hand wash gently with water or laundry detergent, do not wipe with gasoline"

do normies regularly try to wash their clothes with petrol?

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>bring home clothes I bought
>mum says "do men wear that now?"

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When I was a young child I believed I was of an alien race and had been put on Earth to research it. I believed this because I did not fit in with humans at all and did not understand them. I wondered when my people would come to collect me, but they never did.

Post moments from your youth where you knew you were different.

>>38628673
did you grow up watching invader zim?

>start out browsing /b/, /pol/, and /r9k/
>goes down to just /b/ and /r9k/
>goes down to just /r9k/ and /britfeel/
>goes down to just /britfeel/
What's next? If /britfeel/ moved to another medium I would finally be able to get off this site for good

>>38629575

You started on the wrong path, you can never reach that which is above even /britfeel/.

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Morning anons! Got slavery in a bit.

How are you all feeling today? I can't stop smiling haha

>britfeel on page 8

N-night guard!? What is going on?

Hope you all have a really great day lads. Remember to try your best!

>>38630282

>Night guard

Soz, I was playing with a football I stole from a child.

>>38630282
Progressively worse every day. Can't even have a day off for the next 2 months even though I've not asked for time off in ages.

>Tfw absolutely fucking crippling lower back pain
>Only 20 years old

Fuck my life

So I've got up, had breakfast and started my Nine inch nails marathon, on Halo 02R - Pretty Hate Machine remastered edition. Already listened to Halo 01 - Down in it and Halo 02 - Pretty Hate Machine.

had a weird dream last night lads. my mum took me to a brothel in a gypsy camp so i can losey virginity. unfortunately that's all i can remember.

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>>38630282
h-have a good day tilde.

fell asleep at 1am somehow haha, got to wash and should be going outside but I don't feel it so much, might end up unwell again but i'll go anyway

>I can't stop smiling haha

CUTE

>>38630282
>>38631602

when are you two gonna stroke eachothers peen?

anyone know wheres a good place to find music torrents? I'm using rutracker but it doesn't have some stuff I want and its a bit annoying to search

>>38631660
they already talk outside of britfeel and have sent pictures of themselves to each other, and tilde says he thinks ebin is a 9/10
it is very likely they erp with each other all night

>>38631099
Stop being bone idle and do some exercise.

>>38624315
Dumping by phone is considered a huge insult. It's clear she was just getting her revenge on you.

>>38631733
i walk like 5 miles a day though at least

>>38631790
I mean strength training. Usually the discipline you need to have proper form also helps you fix your shit posture. At least that was the easiest way to fix it for me.

>>38631723
I would really really like to watch them kiss eachother. x

Bit wet outside innit

>>38630282
Enjoy the rain tilde. Enjoy the rain... EVERYBODY!

>>38632352
It's a bit wet in here too, if you know what I mean

>raining
>bus broke down
>get on wrong bus because I'm not paying attention
At least no one cares if I'm late.

>>38632352
thank god, now i can actually go out

anybody else think it's really humid though. struggling to breathe here.

>no Parliamentary Questions for 6 weeks

I love recess, I can finally spend my day doing my actual job instead of running around getting information for MPs who don't actually give a shit and just want to annoy the government without thinking of the poor lowly civil servants who actually have to get their answers

>>38632637
what is your job and how do I get it? original

>>38632681
Policy adviser, but because we deal with immigration we get loads of questions from MPs who want to make the government admit they don't know what they're doing. So I spend most of my day digging out old statistics and annoying border force managers instead. But now that MPs are all on holiday I can do some actual work.

civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk

>>38632475
this

i love when its raining really hard because i can walk through town without being surrounded by people

>>38632734
or alternatively you can shitpost with us on britfeel all day lad

>>38632524
Bought a dehumidifier for my flat. Doesn't help, but it has a comforting placebo effect

>>38632752
I'm working from home today, so I can do both

>had 12 oxo cubes in 24 hours
I think I might have a problem lads

>>38632756
Do you also struggle with humidity? For some reason it completely shuts me down. Doesn't even have to be warm out.
You think it's pretty humid today anon?

>>38632794
new meme here lads

>>38632807
High humidity is as close to hell as I can find.

All my windows are closed so it's not too bad in here atm

>>38632807
it's not a fucking meme mate they have about 1g salt per cube, thats 12g just from fucking warm drinks - 220ml x 12 = 2.6l
I've drank fucking 2.6l of oxo cubes in 24 hours

>>38624518
>>38625395
>>38625440
Lads I'm pretty sure I had waaay too much to drink last night and I guess it's still in my system or something because I dont have a crippling hangover
felt pretty good tho

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>>38632825
This is my local weather. I feel like I'm fucking dying. I hate this shit so much. Why do you think it affects us, more than others?

>>38632833
That's fucking odd tbqh. I think you probably have some sort of nutrient deficiency mate. It's like when people with iron deficiency anaemia crave ice. I'd get your electrolytes check or something.

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>>38631602
Well done for trying lad. I am super proud of you!

>>38632409
>enjoy the rain

I am because no customers. Pretty comfy tbqh

>>38629575
There's always the other britfeel

>>38627137
noone irl has wished me happy birthday as of yet
don't expect that to change but wanna thank the lads who did

>>38632944
>other britfeel

?

>>38632898
I get regular blood tests and health checkups, I think I just really fucking like them and have no self control

>>38632898

Hmmmmmm.
I know where you live lad.

>>38632964
The breakaway one on the other chan, where all the losers went that didn't like tripfags

>>38632981
wahey. I finally meet doxxanon. Hello lad.

>>38632993
Oh so that's why this thread went to shit. Huh.

I'm too set in my ways to take up another site though, guess I'm stuck here

>When the wagecuckery has set your internal clock permanently to wake up at 7-9am

Morning lads

>>38633001

I don't know who dox anon is.
But my weathers literally the same. Same temp, same precipitation, humidity and wind.

>>38633002
I'm the same, my autism won't let me make the move even though I despise tilde and these other attention whore faggots

>>38633006
good times lad.

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ended up downloading WoW OSTs, The bends, OMD, jimmer sommerville collection and vaughan williams. Hope that services my phones music collection well

>>38632833
At least i'm not the only one, I used to have at least 2 (either raw or drink) everyday.

I'm in remission now, haven't had one in weeks

>>38632993
otherchan seems like a bit of a normie circlejerk if i'm honest desu, like those break-away discords that exist/existed

>>38633047
the other britfeel is pure britfeel where you can actually shit on non whites without a bunch of cucks getting angry at you for rightfully saying how terrible they are

>>38633069
you and tilde should go there with your own kind then and stop shitting up this thread

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>>38633069
sounds pretty good, but i'm a pseudo-tripfag.

>>38632756

Get a humidifier as well and let them fight it out

>>38633069
>Le epic racism xD
Good, go back there. this britfeel is a multicultural thread, we're all robots.

On the way home yesterday I'm pretty sure I got the bus with the most annoying people to ever use public trasnsport.
>sat on the top deck front of the bus listening to some music with headphones
>3 16-17 year old girls get on and take the seats opposite to me
>appear to only be able to communicate through shouting as loud as they can
>turn music up in headphones to block it out but can still hear them
>they start playing music, not only out loud, but through a fucking speaker thats cracked upto full volume essentially filling up the entire bus
>one shrieks to the other about how they were littering their wine bottles in the park even when some old bloke told them to put them in the bin if they want to drink here
>then one shouts about how she's "actually sweating right now" after sitting right in front of the big ass window with the sun coming through

>>38633100
Ebin you really can't look down on non whites when you are no better than them.

>>38633114
>ebin hasn't made a single contribution to the country and in fact leeches off it
>looks down on nonwhites
lol

>>38633114
I don't mind pakis per-se. I just feel scared and uncomfortable around them because most are rapists/criminals and want to murder me and my way of life.

>>38633110

This. I had curry for breakfast ffs.

>warned for replying to "off topic garbage"

Nosh my knob, mods.

>>38633047
>normie circlejerk

years ago all of r9k was far more "normie" and less extreme
otherchan is just a few years behind us

>>38633105
>humidifier

You mean a device that INCREASES humidity?

What sort of Nazi-esque cunt would make such a device?

>>38633129
>claims not to hate non whites
>uses p*ki slur

>>38633136
I don't think so, britnormie was a novelty back then and now hes barely far from the main demographic. If you post about benefits now you have to worry about being hounded about getting a job where it was the norm before and encouraged. The whole site gets more "normie" every passing year since it was created thanks to constant exposure and culture crossing with big subreddits.

>>38633142
what else do I call them?

>>38633129
There are more non whites than them mate.

Don't suppose anyone has 47 lines about why I want to get a degree, do they?

>>38633169
The 47 lines of coke you're gonna be ripping of that bitches tits at freshers week am I right LADS LADS LADS.

>>38633161
The term is Pakistani, or Muslim. Try having some respect for your fellow Brits

>>38633161
Asian, wow that was hard.

>>38633161
>britnormie

im talking years before that lad, and years before britfeel even existed
r9k used to be a lot different, you had greentext threads about annoying wives and shit

>>38633188
>>38633189
don't blame ebin blame tilde for teaching him

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>>38633188
>>38633189
The attackers were identified as """""ASIAN""""" descent (in relation to a sex crime)

everytime

>>38633204
>east asia is the only asia

>>38633204
Just because a small percentage of Asian people commit significant amounts of sex crime, it doesn't make us all bad.

>>38633204
>what are continents

>>38633161
Here's a quick test for you ebin to know if what you're calling someone is okay, would you say it to their face? Would you go up to a black and say nigger? Same for Asians.

>pol chat in even morning /britfeel/
Never a good start to the day.

>>38633181

The COLLEGE I'm doing it at only want because it's so under subscribed. It's going to be me, an autistic Warhammerer and a Portuguese rapper who plainly thinks I'm weird.

>>38633226
well no because I'm scared of them. I wouldn't say it to the many degenerate whites too.

I'm not a racist because I hate trashy whites too (which are frequent). Both are as bad as eachother

>>38633227
the paki defence force is out, all the lefties awake

>>38633140

They do exist, I think they're popular among people who are used to warmer climates, I knew a guy from Singapore who used to have one.

Also HOLY SHIT captcha is being obnoxious, sort it out hiroshimoot

Lads whats the fastest way to get to rank 25 on Overwatch? I need to grind my mates account before he gets home from work tonight so we can all do competitive

>>38633227
If you aren't publicly denouncing non whites at every opportunity all day you support white genocide. FACT.

>>38633242
I mean I'm a fuckin leftie. Doesn't mean I want to see this shit in my comfy shitposting thread

>>38633226
>going up to a black or asian person and saying "BLACK" or "ASIAN" is fine and not weird

>>38633261
>committing white genocide is fine

kill yourself cuck

>>38633242
>not racist
>say most "pakis" are murderers and rapists

you are so dumb ebin
you can never own up to anything can you

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>>38633268
the majority of this thread wants a cute asian gf lad, white genocide is inevitable

>>38633249
I played mercy and it went fast because I got at least one gold medal every game from healing, not to mention wins from having a mercy

>>38633269
I gave up even caring about politics, I swallowed the blackpill, theres nothing we can do. Would you take your family to live in a paki estate with proven underage rape gangs?

>>38633269
I'm convinced he is a flasefalgger to give the whole "racists are just shut in losers" crowd more ammo.

>>38633287
I usually get 2-3 gold medals a game but it's still such a grind. Could have swore it didn't take this long when I did it

>>38633295
try find some decent players who actually go for objectives and can finish games quick then click that "queue as a party" button or whatever after the game and hope they accept for the xp bonus.

It took me a long while, funnily enough I quit soon after doing placement matches haha. Its not so fun playing solo when I just play mercy

>>38633284
Who is this girl lad

>>38631099
Try swimming. Its been great for my back

>>38633287
>given up on politics
>not racist
>starts using racist right wing tactics

I wouldn't move my family to a crime filled area, period?

There's scummy white areas does that make all whites rapists and murderers too?

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>>38633333
Pyoapple, and nice digits

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Postie delivered something special today.

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I wonder if Rotta likes his job.

>tilde is dating a racist, gay hating NEET who attacks people for improving themselves
i guess opposites attract??
makes you wonder what tilde is like when he's not faking it up these threads

wake up 10:30, look outside,

it's another overcast rainy day in fucking summer

fuck these geoengineering assholes, i bet they are all ginger cunts that don't like the sun because they get burnt by it

>racists in our britfeel
Inshallah these pathetic basement dwelling losers will go and stay gone

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anglo-celtic > asian
ricelets btfo

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>>38633490
I'm not all of those things! and hes very nice

>>38633451
looks cool! is it like a dungeon crawl?

>>38633503
>tfw paddy genes
loving this weather desu

My only experience with Ebin outside of this thread is that I played a few Rocket League games with him and Len once upon a time. That is all.

>>38633523
>dat blatant shooping of her face

lol

>>38633524
Do you even read what you post or are you just that dumb?

>>38633537
>tfw called paddy
Doesn't help me.

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>>38633542
I r-read it. It makes good sense to me h-haha

>>38633541
you're waifu is made mostly of dead dinosaur

>supposed to be going out in 2 hours
>incredibly tired and need to wash

ah yes

>>38633553
Made sense to me too desu
That guy just seems to be a brainlet

How do I stop thinking about my ex? when we broke up I literally forgot she existed now I can't get her out of my head.

>>38633537
Yeah coop dungeon crawl, it wont be as dungeon crawly as the D&D board games I have but I'm a sucker for Souls stuff so I couldn't help myself. My only problem with it is that it has things from DaS1 and DaS3 in it and I assume you'll be fighting them at the same time which triggers me a bit, also pretty sure one of the hero classes is from DeS.

Accidentally went on facebook and saw an invitation to some party thing. I've lost the plausible deniability of not knowing it was on now.

>>38633161

/r9k/ being a place for robots was a 2015 phenomenon, it dragged on into 2016 but has now largely ended, thank god.

As others have said, back in 2014 and before, /r9k/ was mostly for greentexts, feels and interesting stories and OC. People would share stories of autistic moments they had with a cashier, or sleeping in an industrial zone carpark to make their parents think they had a social life, or embarrasing family moments, or ruining a date etc. Of course being 4chan there were a fair share of virgins, >tfw gf feels etc and that was fine too but this wasn't a robot haven.

Then in 2015 the 'rare pepe' reddit thing happened, and /r9k/ got a reputation as the home of the most unfunctional dropouts in existance. Then the actual unfunctional dropouts flooded here thinking they had found a home. Fortuantely us normies have pushed them out but shitposting in other forms still remains.

/britfeel/ has always been a place where robots, cyborgs and normies can co-exist in peace. /britfeel/ is a small enclave of pre-2015 /r9k/ and thats why so many people are jealous of us.

>Get up to a full compliment of staff at work
>Someone does something that requires their sacking
>Get up to a full compliment of staff at work
>Someone suddenly develops a long term illness

Why is it just impossible for me to get my department up to a full compliment? I've been trying for 2 years now.

>>38633549
my dad wanted to call me paddy but my mum said it would be too obvious (very irish last name) and too easy to bully me. unlucky lad.

>>38633593
never played dark souls myself. i'd say give the game a whirl, you'll probably enjoy it too much to notice the errors. i've been wanting to play one of my dungeon crawls recently, you've given me the push.
so glad they come with a 1 player mode h-haha.

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fuck you jamie oliver i still have cravings for them

>>38633653
I wish there was more peace between us, from the most dysfunctional to the completely normal, I want this to be a thread of feels we can all relate to somewhat.*

*As long as it's British :^)

>>38633681
I know this is from buzzfeed but I just googled turkey twizzlers and I might give this a try.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/make-your-own-turkey-twizzlers?utm_term=.du91vZ42K#.ud1eAw2Ny

>>38633653
I don't know, I first ventured here in mid to late 2014 and found a lot of threads that were somewhat relatable I'm pretty sure the rare pepe thing started around that time and not 2015. Ofcourse nu-redditors took the REEEEE NORMIES thing too far and turned into a meme. I don't care too much I just don't really like or can relate too optimistic lefty normies who'd easily fit in on facebook, also theres a sizable fake-depressive audience on r9k that I hate too.

As long as they're not insufferable normies that you'd find on reddit and other places, I want to interact with more functioning people because its what I'm trying to work towards. I don't want to be patronized by pseuds though

>>38633653
>/britfeel/ has always been a place where robots, cyborgs and normies can co-exist in peace.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD YOU ELABORATE BAITER

>>38633660

>seriously understaffed at work
>Get a new person in
>Shes a good worker, but picking up things a bit slow
>Manager sacks here
>Get a replacement
>Constantly complain about his minor permformance issues
>Never let him off probation
>Force him out
>Someone else joins
>Her performance levels are only 85% of what is expected (she is brand new)
>Sack her

So yet again we can barely function, by all mean sack an underperformer when you've got a full pack of staff, but a slight performance dip is better than being 3 staff members short of optimal

>>38633735
>optimistic lefty normies who'd easily fit in on facebook

facebook isn't comparable to 4chan, it's not an anonymous imageboard, you connect to specific individuals, it's not like one big thread such as britfeel

>>38633763

The odd cunt has always tried to shitstir, but mostly it's true

>both my bosses are off
I guess I'm gonna be browsing this shit even more than usual then.

>>38633801
I meant their attitudes and mindset I guess, humble-bragging, passive aggressive tone, patronizing etc.

>>38633161
Wogs

>>38633834
Do you get aroused by women at all?

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>Click all the cars till non remain
>Takes a full 5 seconds for the image to show the next one

Is this designed to be the worlds most obnoxious captcha on purpose?

>>38633983
buy a pass you fucking cheapskate

>>38633983
use v1 so you just enter easy words

>>38633983
>Not using legacy captcha
Fucking pillock.

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finally did a wash lads

>>38633982
I can masturbate to hetero JAVs usually, In real life I don't really think about sexual attraction, I can't even imagine them as sex objects because it seems so alien tbqh. The only time I thought about a sexual thing outside or in real life situation was when some lad came out of a gym in tracksuit bottoms and stood at a red light, I wanted to smell him desu.

But in general i'd say I like femboys the most, best of both worlds. Prison gay most likely, If I were to have a relationship I think it'd be based on personality and compatibility more than anything at this stage, I couldn't have a relationship or sexual encounter with a random person or a "normal" thinking person because of how uncomfortable I feel towards it

>>38634116

>using the term 'femboy' unironically

Been talking to a woman for a few days, turns out she is an escort, but now I'm seriously thinking of using her services now that the ice has been broken and we get on well. Better that awkwardly going to some random woman off AW

>Absolutely fuck all I fancy to eat in my fridge or cupboard
>Settle for five spoonfuls of Nutella

No regrets, lads

>>38634172
>Not having it on toast
Why

>>38634179
No bread in my house, the only other options was lentil soup.

>>38634199
>Can afford rich people's food like Nutella but not bread
nani the fuck?

>>38634000
>he bought a pass

lmao

>>38634150
well its a good description I'd say. I'd date either gender probably but I like both genders to be skinny rather than fat and more hairless than not. I'm probably bisexual with a preference towards petite and thin but not exclusive, but I've never been attracted to someone in physical because the concept of intimacy is too alien to consider in the real world so

>>38634205
We're just out of bread and shit, family hasn't went shopping in a few days.

>>38633524
>he

How many times are you going to insult Tilde?

>>38634209

Who hurt you ebin

after 2 years of writing songs i decided to put a portfolio together and emailed it around, had quite a bit of interest but now its dawned on me i have no fucking clue what the true value is

i've had quite a lot of interest at around the 3-6k figure so im gonna assume thats probably about right for a nobody like me, however online i see people saying they can easily get 2000 per verse

>ebin has a qt gf
>you don't

Explain this

>>38634286
>normie has a qt gf

There, I explained it

>>38634270
Ok I'll bite. Who is giving you thousands and for how many songs?

>>38634308
It's a top music producer in London

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Buy a Xiaomi phone

>>38634320
>It's a top music producer in London hold on give me a minute to work out how man songs sounds realistic

>>38634308
majority of them are up and coming indie/folk bands but theres one enquiry im interested in as it involves a semi-known indie artist based in the east midlands.. not gonna give out the name for obvious reasons

Lads, qt student 18yo in my office.

Thing is, her ass his amazing, it's perfect and she's wearing tight leggings so you can see her ass shape.

It won't quit lads and I cant stop looking. I might get fired

>Search for an electric car on ebay
>ELECTRIC windows
>ELECTRIC sunroof
>ELECTRIC BLUE

REEE FUCK OFF AND STOP MISCLASIFYING YOUR CARS IN MY SEARCH RESULTS

>>38634356
How does it feel knowing if you were a turbo chad you could walk up to her grab her arse and instantly get her turned on without having to say a word?

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>>38634375
Na, she seems like the type that would screen and get my in trouble. Nice girl and all that but you just don't know

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>Work in 4 hours reee

>>38634255
ze doesn't mind about pronouns I think, I'd call her lass if zhe wanted

>>38634257
some people hurt me by virtue of their existence

>>38634387
>wears leggings to an office full of men
>not an attention whore waiting for the office chads to get het wet

>>38634116
>If I were to have a relationship I think it'd be based on personality and compatibility more than anything at this stag
based ebin

>>38634412
He won't date you lad.

Stop hurting yourself like this

haha

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>>38634411
So are you saying she's looking for someone to have a grab?

>>38634425
I wouldn't touch him with a two litre bottle of mold remover, it's just a good outlook to have on life is all

>>38634411

Calm down, rapistlad, fucking hell.

>playing a game online
>completely destroy a player
>look up his stats after
>hes brand new to the game
>feel bad about it

i hope hes having fun desu

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Have you purchased your porn licence yet lads?

>>38634582
which game lad

>>38634610
>He doesn't still my top shelf mags from the Paki shop

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>slept for 18 hours
>had a nightmare about being back at school
>wake up thinking there was a frog in my bed
>still feeling fatigued now

Is this how most people wake up or am I the odd one out?

>>38634361
>falling for the electric car meme

>>38634610
Guess Im going to start downloading compilation videos.

>>38634610
but how is this going to be enforced, what if the porn website is an american company?
like i get that it's probably going to happen but just like with the "ban encryption" thing i struggle to see how it will be efficiently implemented