/britfeel/

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Last thread was a mistake

>>38615090
/OurKay/ has made chicken tenders for her little robots to eat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2m9Tuytq1Y

>>38615090
>Unironically watching Cow Chop on youtube
what am I becoming ffs

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This is probably the funniest image I've ever seen. I can't stop laughing at it.

Is there any more like it?

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1st waifupost of the thread boys
l l l l leeetss gogooooogogogogogogoo

>>38615134
this looks very familiar to a real photograph I've seen online

>>38615134
Have you ever seen the original where a whore is groping a young man?

>>38615141
>>38615153

wait what this is based off something else? I thought this was a stand-alone masterpiece of comedy.

>>38615134
Wow. Drawlad has really improved since I last saw him.

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>>38615134
no idea lad, maybe
maybe not
who knows

>>38615127
this sounds like either a peta propaganda film or a dreamworks movie about karate cows

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>>38615137
What's happening boys?

Need to do my dinner, but I'm being super lazy and can't be bothered.

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daily reminder that hard knock and xi are working together

>>38615166
Yes, its an IRL photo of a whore groping a young man and he doesn't look like he's enjoying it.

>>38615200
no it's a meme teir gaming channel thing

>>38615214
I don't get why noone has linked that photo.

HAIL SATAN

ARCHANGELO!

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>>38615202
Just waiting for a bit then I'm actually going out to meet some folks haha
bit anxious to be honest lad

>>38615127
I unironically watch funhaus. Is that worse?

>>38615233
I know of it from /b/ days but cant be arsed finding it. if you care that much do it yourself

>>38615251
dunno never watched them innit

>>38615233
Probably because the guy looks young.

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>trapped in my room scared because if I go downstairs my mum will awkwardly wish me happy birthday and I can't deal with it

>>38615233
It's quite niche and I don't really want to search 'young boy being groped by older women against wall' in the google botnet desu

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>>38615134
wojjy really does get some stick from frogboy

>>38614293

Reposting this now i noticed there's a new thread, I was doing something so didn't get a chance to read your response.

Whereas you are somehow so 100% certain aspartame is completely healthy, this study shows there is reason to doubt the claims certain scientists and media outlets make that aspartame is fine. Ever heard of lobbying?

Now what about carbonated water?

>>38615246
Sounds like me whenever I have to go out. Hope you have fun!

>>38615256
>>38615266
>>38615273

yeah not up for that either. Was just curious as to the origin of the drawing tbqh.

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>>38615271
happy birthday again ebin lad
me @ u lad

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>>38615239
>ARCHANGELO
More like ARCHANGLO

>>38615271
just wait until your mum needs to take a shit and then sneak downstairs or use your phone as a way to make yourself seem distracted when she tries to talk to you

>>38615277

The pepe violating wojak meme is a symbolic gesture towards the shills that their coordinated psyop is effectively destroying the hearts and free minds of freethinkers (or previously freethinkers) on the chans.

However, there are plenty of Wojak fighting back pictures out there too, the feels always wins

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>>38615291
Haha I'll do my best lad

>>38615302
th-thanks

>>38615308
she knows I've got nothing to do on my phone, i'm going though, sometimes you have to face your demons

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>>38615321
really makes u think lad
don't worry the wojjies are slowly coming to arms

>>38615271

Wasn't it your birthday yesterday?

>>38615271
what did you get for your birthday laddy?

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I am a man of eclectic taste

>>38615137

Your waifu is clearly prepubescent. Get a grip please. There are plenty of beautiful cartoon ladies your own age that won't make you a paedophile

Where's the anon who felt suicidal and lost after his bf of 5 months broke up with him?

It's been a week or so now, you feeling any better?

>>38615336
post what happens anoon
and happy birthday

I made a dirty joke on a girls youtube video and she loved my comment, am I Chad now?

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>>38615090
surprise surprise 36

>>38615379
When's my moment of truth?

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>>38615361
thinking a drawing of a qt lass is qt isnt any harm lad

>>38615321
>the chans

Cringe alert

For those who want to go down the path of Pepe's evil twin, learn to be a psychopath!

https://www.tke.org/files/file/The_48_Laws_of_Power.pdf

Or those who want to become one with the universal feel, learn to love, and be compassionate.

https://www.dalailama.com/messages/compassion-and-human-values/compassion

Which do you choose?

>>38615377
what video lad

Someone at work asked me today "Do you think you'll ever have kids, anon?" I said "I dunno, maybe" instead of the true answer which is "No one deserves to inherit these subhuman genes :)"

>>38615400
Greene is far more practical.

>>38615403
A Vlog, I like listening to her speak and pretending its all for me.

>found one of my normie mates comments on a weeaboos ASMR channel

weird feel lads

>>38615390

Anime chibi's/children are cute, so is pretty much everything manga/moe. But you've posted it as your waifu. Your fucking waifu dude. I'm implying it's harming your self.

>>38615391
>he doesn't browse m*sterchan
Lmao'ing at your life right now.

On another note, is britchan still existing and alive? It was called britfa(.)gs or something iirc.

>>38615415

Compassion isn't something you can just read about and have, so there's no "48 top tips" to become a compassionate individual that attracts love and happiness into their life. But spiritual teachers can get you started on your own journey.

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>the chans

>>38615341
I only woke up a bit ago haha, haven't seen anyone luckily

>>38615366
shes at the shops actually, managed to have a bit of tesco microwave wholegrain rice then came back upstairs

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>>38615430
stop bringing logic to this conversation this instant

>>38615433
But why? What would be the point? The objective is pretty clear in the other book.

>>38615415

Both ways studied and applied is the path to complete truth

>>38615400
My career goal is becoming a diplomat. This will probably help a lot but I also feel like if someone can't do these naturally and just remembers the list it'll seem unnatural and backfire.

The best literature on this I ever read was The Prince by Machiavelli, outdated as it may be humans themselves have changed little in centuries.

>>38615504
Overrated memery desu. Good, but very overrated.

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>The best literature on this I ever read was The Prince by Machiavelli

>>38615433
how many times do you tip your fedora while saying The Chans?

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>>38615137

First for the first and last waifu being posted above in this thread.

Punk'd! here's my waifu.

What's the new black market to use now alphabay is down, lads?

>>38615564
are you serious?
I had a bit of bitcoin in my AB wallet

>>38615564
>What's the new black market to use now alphabay is down, lads?
Dream Market is pretty good. Nice layout too.

>>38615539

The section of the web-space known as imageboards

>>38615554
I-I'm not sure who that is lad h-haha
quite tomboyish tho, noice

>>38615564
>he needs to use external chemicals to be happy
LMAO

>>38615595
>he's happy

normies out

Feeling extremely miserable today. My life is so boring and colourless. I'm sick of it all.

guys im slowly becoming addicted to lean this shit is liquid heroin.

>>38615564

FBI here, we have a package for you that got lost in the mail, please send your name and address so we can deliver it to you at this link: http://www.alphabay.gsiattack.fbi.gov

do people find moles ugly?

>>38615610

Here's a tip: don't buy anymore

>>38615610
>getting addicted to something retarded black Americans take
y tho

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BUILD DREADNOUGHTS

>>38615619
Yes. Get it removed.

>>38615611
1488 britfeel street

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>noice

>>38615651
I've got loads though, I've got one on my willy shaft and inside my belly button too

>>38615610

You ccan't get lean in the UK you shitposting faggot/burger's OUT!

>>38615634
i dont buy them they are prescribed and free
>>38615635
its quite enjoyable and gives a feeling of warmth and its a really comfy feel

>>38615667
>not embracing the noice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o

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ATTENTION EVERYONE: STOP YOUR GAY CONVERSATIONS

I HAVE BEEN GIVEN AN INTERVIEW

>>38615667
Get checked for cancer. You'll look like a hairless DeviantArt base for a while if you get chemo, but at least the moles will go.
>If they're not raised, they probably look fine.

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INVADE BELGIUM

>>38615671
>implying
>this hard

wew lad

>>38615610
>liquid heroin
>not 'a liquid dose of morphine'
missed oppurtunity

>>38615709
Nice one lad, what job?

/britfeel/ needs urgent lore updates. we're getting stale lads. where's the fucking memes already ey.

>>38615709
Whup-de-fucking-doo; you've almost ascended to just-below-average person.
Where's it at?

>>38615709
Don't fuck it up mate.

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>>38615709
Congrats lad, what's the interview for?
Don't get too excited, you haven't got the job yet.

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>>38615727
dont step on my territory

>>38615694

As other anon said, you can't get lean in the uk. You're most likely a shitposter desperate for ((you))s or a burger desperate for ((you))s

Either way, stfu

>>38615671
yes u can get it in the UK. lean is a codine based liquid. co-codamol has got 30mg codine per tablet. after cold water extraction and some vimto with ice you have lean. its pretty much the same thing

>>38615738

What about the piece of lore that shills have infested this place? And how the genuine users got woke?

How to stop being miserable? No access to drugs, don't drink, trying to lose weight.

>>38615761
>>38615760
>>38615671


>he doesn't know about codeine linctus

>>38615761
>>38615610
Do the initials GPR or MFK mean anything to you?

>>38615729
>>38615754
Cheers, it's for 'non-medical research intern'

>>38615746
This is big for me, I've had no job for a year since graduating. It's in Wythenshawe.

>>38615752
I'll try, according to other interviews I've had I interview quite well, I just hardly ever get offered them

>>38615720

What are you implying? That you make shit up for ((you))s? Wanna post a pic of your codeine ?

>>38615810
>I'll try, according to other interviews I've had I interview quite well, I just hardly ever get offered them
Well when HR has the idea that a woman is getting the job a woman is getting that job. Fuck laws and fuck whats fair, HR needs a reason to exist and diversity quotas are that reason.

Guy's I'm slowing becoming a faggot. Gay porn is just so... raunchy.

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>>38615810
>'non-medical research intern'
>intern
lad, lad, you know you're not getting paid right?

>>38615829
shall I also stick my address on top, Bobby?

>>38615849
>prison gay; the post

>>38615849
>tried watching gay porn
>it was some frat house gang bang
>just chads saying 'yeah bro take that dick'
not for me

>Law 36:

>Disdain Things you cannot have: Ignoring them is the best Revenge
By acknowledging a petty problem you give it existence and credibility. The more attention you pay an enemy, the stronger you make him; and a small mistake is often made worse and more visible when you try to fix it. It is sometimes best to leave things alone. If there is something you want but cannot have, show contempt for it. The less interest you reveal, the more superior you seem.

Any of you lads tried this regarding women and your virginity?

can someone post hard knocks second in command?

>>38615918
Amateur stuff is better.

>>38615896

Nah just make sure not to include any indentifying features in the photo, ((You)) farmer

Finished work lads. Bus wankering home right now. How are you

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decent beer/cider is bottled right?

should I just avoid the canned section entirely?

>>38615882
Vacancy description says between 15 and 18k depending on experience

>>38615937
>Want romantic gay porn
>Search "boyfriend" in pornhub
>It's all amateur cuck stuff, like "filming my bf take a new cock raw"
No it fucking well isn't.

>>38615896
If you take that photo you'll very dumb, lad.

HOW DO I FIND A GF WITH CUTE FEET

>>38615989
That's normal for faggots.

Unironically the biggest cucks going

>>38615979
Cans ruin the taste. Get a can of it, then a bottle, then one off draught. You can usually taste the difference.

>>38615979
>paying extra for some glass
check out mr moneybags over here

>>38615989
there's an lgbt board for you, gtfo here with your rampant degeneracy

>>38615989
Well you have to do some digging mate. 90% of gay porn is toss. But there is more good videos per capita in the amateur stuff than professionally made.

>>38616005
Welp, time to go fucking kill myself.
>>38616011
>degeneracy
The burgers woke up, I see.

Are most gay pornstars failed straight pornstars?

>>38615271
another year wasted haha

>>38616001
make a profile on a fetish dating website

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>>38615271
Happy birthday ebinlad. A gentle reminder that completely changing your life will make you happier.

>>38615937
>watch amateur stuff
>insane jealousy and triggering occurs
>dick goes soft and sad mood kicks in

Would rather watch the meaningless gangbangs.

>>38616079
its different for me. I get into it enough that I lose my sad urge for a relationship for the next couple of days. Just me though my brain is without a doubt fucked beyond repair.

>>38615279
Aspartame was illegal until Ronald Reagan was voted in. His friends owned/were major shareholders and behold, aspartame for all and fuck the consequences. I'd link some articles but I'm in the middle of doing something but I remember this from the 80s because I am /oldfag.

>>38616048
not a burger, it's just the most accurate word to describe faggotry

>>38616114
How shit is modern life compared to the olden days, oldfag-kun? Is it actually shittier or is it just "born in le wrong generation" wankery?

>>38615408
I got sterilised when I was 26 and don't regret it for a minute.

Why does it seem like 8/10 people on britfeel are apparently gay

>>38616140
Not him but I'm free we live in a world without leaded fuel

I think that was one of the most major changes of our time

>>38615554
Would tap.

>>38616148

Strange you say that anon, over the last few weeks ive been seriously considering having "the snip", id never want kids for alot of reasons, main ones being health conditions that would be passed down to them, that have been passed down to me, but then i had a mad realisation, and im not trying to be funny when i say this, but i remember i have 0% chance of ever getting a shag...it was a good and bad feeling at the same time if im honest

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Shut up you robotic whore

>>38616048
>Welp, time to go fucking kill myself.

I have 3 friendships. All of them are gays in relationships

Guess how many of them are exclusive and monogamous?

0

These aren't even people involved in the "scene" either.

Really destroyed my hope for finding a guy who isn't interested in fucking other people despite being in a relationship.

>>38616161
I mean other stuff like just general social attitudes to work/the economy/politics etc. Of course we're in a better place nowadays for things like health care and life expectancy.

>>38616140
War is sweet to those who have no experience of it

>38616114

B-b-but the FDA Approved it! and le scientists showed that it isnt harmful in certain "normal" doses!! So I can drink 3L of Dr. Pepsi a day now? Weeeeeeee

>>38615584
Have you been asleep, anon? It's been down for nearly a week, do keep up.

>>38616157
Prison gay*
Desperate and out of options, with no standards or decency, and with a piddling amount of self-esteem.

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>>38616157
Prison gays.
Can't get GFs so think being gay will help.
Instead they can't get a bf either.
So they think that being a 'trap' will help.
End up transitioning in there mid 20s and looking like blokes in a wig.

Last 2 digits decide what I'm going to listen too.

>>38615564
Dream.

Hansa is down too.

>>38616157

There was a strawpoll and the majority were gay/prison gay so the shills that spam this board and try and control the topics discussed here are now adapting to said new information.

It's all about trying to lure in gullible young NEETs

>>38616212

And 'nudge' them to get a job (see nudge theory and the now privatised nudge unit aka Behavioral insights team founded by David Cameron's government and now whose agenda is a secret to the public)

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>>38616200
>>38616207
>>38616212
well shit.
Hopefully I don't slide down that slippery slope lads haha

>>38615619
No, I had one in my garden and caught it. They're cute af and their fur is like velvet. I let it go in a neighbour I didn't like's garden right on their pristine lawn. "A mole is for life, not just Christmas".

>>38616185
Fair enough. Just figured I'd ask because everyone I ask who is 50 or over is adamant in the opinion that life is shit now. Guess I'm right in my suspicion that they're just bitter because their prime years are behind them.

After the /britgay/ thread was created on /lgbt/ a lot of the fags moved, but they are slowly returning

Some qt's on pointless tonight lads.

>>38616212
>the shills that spam this board and try and control the topics discussed here
we're not important, stop being paranoid

>>38616157
mostly people memeing I'm guessing
but gays absolutely CRAVE attention so I wouldn't be surprised if the few genuine gays on here were making a dozen posts at a time

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Can't cope anymore lads haha. Make an absolute spaz of myself everytime I go outside or talk to anyone. I wonder what life is like for normal people. To me they are like neo in the matrix.

>>38616247
The more normie ones moved

The robot ones (and a couple of normie ones admittedly) stayed

>>38616189

It was in the news a couple of days ago, he probably doesn't even order from those places. Just fishing for replies to see how many people do.

>>38616250
3 absolute fucking fitties lad. Hurts me a little inside cause it's unlikely I'll be able to get with birds that fit again :(

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>got 10 scratch cards for my birthday, don't know how to feel about that tbhdesu

>>38616247
all gays are normie

>>38615757
Hey doxxanon, I had a dream we got married last night. No homo, fembot. We produced a sprog that had doxxing superpowers. Whenever I see Ship now I'll think of the child we never had.

>>38616247
I see no such thread there. Probably why they're all here lately.

>>38616310
But ebin, aren't you gay?

>>38616310
You will scratch every single one and upload a pic of each this instant!

>>38616259
I've heard that one before.

Thats why the one, maybe two or so people who post here behind VPN's/Proxies are probably also posting on britpol and other websites too.

Shill.

>>38616310
You're a faggot as well though aren't you. How'd you explain that one?

Evens I buy and fit my carpet tonight, odds I leave it until tomorrow

>>38616262
Autists gonna aut. The trick is to not care about acting like a spaz.

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>>38616314

doxxanon gets all the fanny in /britfeel/...typical

>>38616325
What you getting shag? Is it the good stuff?

>>38616180
Well, there's two of us, so that suggest non-degenerate fag isn't just a fluke.

>>38616310

This is like something out of a /britfeel/ storyline

w-wait

>>38616325
fuck off with your carpet shit normie lad

>>38616314

That particular post wasn't actually me, it's funny because a lot of people post shipman's image and often people think every single one is me.

Sorry lad, I'm not into traps.

>>38616314
You know the rules. Post the tits and i'll doxx you and then we can have those kids you want

>>38616339

No, it's 5.99 a square metre, but it's comfy enough, I'll probably put a rug down onto if it in front of the couch anyway

MOTORBIKE MOTORBIKE MOTORBIKE MOTORBIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE WHOOP!

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the fuck am I doing

>>38616403
You should really save up and get better stuff. Might cost more but its worth it.

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>>38616180
Lad, that's blokes in general.
Most guys I know are fucking dicking birds left right and centre, despite being married, in a serious relationship, having kids.

fuck there was a norman on here who was cheating on his preggers wife.

MEN ARE SCUM.

>>38616416
I'm not sure what impresses me more, the fact you're planning to eat all of that or that you forked out a small fortune for it

>>38616433

A carpet is a carpet mate, the difference between shit carpet and new is a lot more than the difference between medium and high end carpet.

It's on offer from 7.99/square metre anyway, so it's reasonably nice stuff.

>>38616416
You know the meal deals are meant for sharing la'?

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>>38616320
>>38616353
bit of effort is that, think I'll saviour them. I still didn't cash a scratch card I won 15 quid on, better than getting nothing haha

>>38616319
>>38616324
I'm not out, so no. In the eyes of the world and officially I am straight

Whats your favourite conspiracies lads?

>zodiac killer was two people
>weaponized soy
I believe both of them

>>38616437
Monogamy is fucking stupid anyway though. Its just shit for both people. Swingers are the most mature people out there.

>>38616450
Sound lad. enjoy it anyhow.

>>38616416
That cost what? 50?

>>38616180
there is hope out there, its bloody slim but im in a monogamous relationship with my bf

>>38616455
What would you do with the money if they were all top prize winners? Would you buy a mansion for all the /britfeel/ lads to live in away from the world?

>>38616180
There are some of us out there, anon, promise

>>38616455
hahahahhahahahha

who buys their kid 60 quid worth of scratch cards for their birthday. that's like a 'fuck it, I don't know what to get him' birthday gift.

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>>38616486
>in a monogamous relationship with my bf

>he believes this

>>38616500
>not having an autistic bf who literally lives for you

>>38616471
>8 years ago
>20 years old
>knew a swinger couple, guy actually offered to let me shag his wife, and she wasnt all that bad looking either
>started to panic, went red faced and sperged out, never got my shag ;_;

>>38616496
likely only got it for him over boots gift cards because he doesnt leave the home.

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>>38616455
First of all lad just scratch them. Maybe you'll get some big bux.
Second of all lad it doesn't matter what the eyes of the world think, if you're attracted to guys, girls, both or whatever then that's just you lad, own that shit

>>38616462
I enjoy consipracy stuff in general. I've never been really passionate about any or gone down a rabbit hole though.

>>38616455

Why are you blanking out the carpet?

>>38616462

titanic was swapped for the olympic as part of an insurance scam...i do like this story because i have always had a borderline autistic obsession with the titanic since i was a kid though

>>38616533
Probably removing the EXIF data the lazy way.

>>38616490
>>38616490
>ebin doing something big like that for other posters
he's too jaded

>>38616140
Scratches bristly chin... Well, youngun' I was a child of the cold war raised by parents born during WW2 so it was shitty then and getting nuked was a real possibility.
Nowadays is shitty in a different way because while we probably won't have a nuclear war, North Korea excepted, we still have war but with the internet we can see who the beneficiaries of warmongering are.
We can also see the endemic corruption as it has always been, we can join the dots better. We're still powerless to do anything about it unless we all call a General Strike, throw our televisions in the street and set fire to them with our front doors (you may notice I'm an anarchist). Protesting does fuck all, it didn't then when my mother marched for CND back in the 60s and it does fuck all now.
Bread and circuses, it's how it's always been since the Romans.

>>38616541
4chn automatically removes exif data from pictures

>>38616492
OriginaIIy where! ?

>>38616555
Doesnt really make any difference when /britfeel/ has its own super doxxing lad though heh

>>38616549
>with the internet we can see who the beneficiaries of warmongering are.
haha not after mummy may and daddy trump scrap any trace of free thought and neutrality from the internet lad

>>38616542
I suppose so. I'd definitely do it if I become a rich man though.

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Have an excellent day lads.

>>38616490
>>38616496
my nan got a lot of them, she put them in her card. I won't win the top prize, i'll be happy to break even on how much they cost

>>38616526
I don't know what I am, doing them all at the same time would make a mess and hurt my fingers

>>38616533
>anon found the cum carpet

>>38616549
I guess being more aware just naturally makes people more miserable lad.

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>>38616314

D-don't lead me on BritNormie

>>38616161
Yes. Just think if Thomas Midgley's dad had pulled out that night how much healthier the world - and it's citizens - would be.

>>38616583
Just stay chill then.
Use a penny and just scratch them over the course of the day if it'll hurt your fingers lad

>>38616581

id love to watch sexeh kev wrestle for real, looks like a cracking night out des

Originally in the southwest please someone love me

>>38616592
Didn't he kill himself when his system of pulleys he made when bed-bound went tits up and choked him out?

Recommending youtubers time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgoEsyO6zH4

What should I drink tonight boys? I'm thinking some red

>>38616613
get a nice little bottle of mr sheen in

>>38616175
Your doctor will try and talk you out of it but it's your body and your choice anon. (It took me two years but I got there in the end).
And if you ever do get a shag you'll have a massive amount of satisfaction, not post coital glow but when she tried telling you that you got her pregnant.

>>38616613
Vodka and cherryade

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Listening to this album and doing some writting. (Hoping to try out some characters here, just like Britnomie does Joking lads)

What you lads upto?

>>38616608
How far south west

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>>38616625
>not post coital glow but when she tried telling you that you got her pregnant.

>>38616234
Hail, fellow Private Eye reader. Cynical bastards, ain't we?

>>38616600
Nice Kev blessing lad.

There has being talk of trying to do a meet up at one of his events whenever one happens a bit more central for more people. Not sure how likely it would be to happen but I'm up for it.

>>38616279
Oh. I don't read news like that. I just thought he was a bit of a slow lad, like.

>>38616310
That is the most thoughtless present I've ever heard of and I feel sad for you you've got parents like that.

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Installed dating apps just to troll people

who here /devilish

>>38616694
I wish we had more stories of Hard Knock and his dating site attempts.

>>38616694
>not using it to test what fake personalities work the best
>not then using them for your own benefit
More like /brainlet/

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>>38616694
The most devilish I ever got was on accident.
>called work to say I'm going to be late (I woke up 20 minutes before I was due for work)
>turned up 5 minutes early for my shift.

>>38616712
Hard Knock needs a Grindr angle.

>>38616711
Who the fuck is hard knock?
Is this some new character?

How much weed would it take to enjoy this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRvMPc1KuJQ

>>38616712

I am already in a relationship, mate. Also people who unironically use dating apps are always whores

Went to the doctors to request a letter saying "yeah he disabled", ended up leaving with a prescription for fluoxetine.
We back on them antidepressants bois. Not had these ones before

>>38616310
Post your Steam cunt. I want to buy you something slightly less thoughtless than scratch cards.

>>38616735
Forced meme driven into the ground in record time

Lads...for the sake of argument, lets say i got hold of some gold, its not stolen but i dont really have any proof that its mine, we'll pretend its just under 5 ounces, would any jewellers just buy this off me or would they get funny about where i got it from, etc? I dont just want to show up to a jewellers one day and have him report me or something, if i had some gold, which i dont...just asking

>>38616735
A guy Ebin has issues with and has proceeded to slag and insult like fuck.

Awaiting Hard Knock to take revenge.

>>38616763
We need more forced memes tbqh.

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This is how I pick up girls at uni

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>>38616787
Milk Cat 132

>>38616765
If he did ask you where he got it, then for the sake of argument what'd be the answer to that?

>>38616758
thats alright lad, I specifically ask for nothing and I got some chocolate too. I've got enough games on steam with no motivation to play but th-thanks for the offer haha

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>>38616334
>>38616390
>>38616591
Lol, not BritNormie and I'm not posting tits but here's a pic of my hand. I'm also sterile, have zero sex drive due to antidepressants and never want kids which made the dream even weirder.

>>38616765
Just say its your nans old jewellery. Unless of course you have literal lumps of unmolded gold in which case you might need your own dodgy guy on the side.

>>38616836
>hands of a 28 year old

>>38616836
Are you in your forties per chance?

>>38616836
my mums hands look younger than that

38616836
Tilde has nicer looking hands.

It's another thread ruined by a female

>>38616836

You don't have to post your tits out, but you at least need to show your chest to back up the fact you're biologically female

>>38616386
My mistake, j' regrette. Are you glad to be back home with no marauding Cameroonians camped on your doorstep? What a fucking shithole that was, at least you can say it was an experience I suppose.

>>38616827
Probably this if im honest.... im just hoping i dont have to prove it somehow
>>38616848

>>38616836
I was about to post this exact comment
>>38616875
>tfw tilde has nicer hands than a female.
I didn't really want to say it though because he'll be fucking happy for a bit now.

>>38616896
Tilde has really nice hands lad

>>38616896
Didn't want to say it myself desu.
Somehow the shitposting Tilde causes is more tolerable than any caused by a female at the least.

>tfw it's actually Tilde

>>38616905
No, no he doesn't and his legs are fucking terrible too.

>>38616437
Preacher was so much better as a graphic novel, the series on Amazon is crap.

>>38616836
Really debating whether to stick up for a fembot and get called a white knight or just join in or just write up this comment which I am doing right now in order to express my discomfort with the whole ordeal

>>38616938
elaborate on the situation

>>38616836

Is this pigeon femanon?

>>38616949
>pigeon guy was a femanon
Wait what?

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>>38616924
n-no your telling lies lad they're beautiful

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Remember your Shipman advice lads.

>>38616965
Don't worry ebin not everyone will see your bf as beautiful

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Post those hands.

unf

>>38616586
Yeah, more awareness breeds cynicism. Knowing what the bastards are up to doesn't help much, it's not like we can make them answerable anyway.

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>>38616927
>graphic novel
it's a fucking comic lad, but I agree it was better as a comic, but most source material is better. Except Mark Miller comics, he writes shit comics that work better as movies.

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>>38616988
Haha ok lad why not

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>>38616988
My hands are scarred and ugly

>>38616938
Yea I'm conflicted

I'm incredibly misogynistic... but I dunno, I don't mind this one posting

>>38617015
We know Tilde. No point hiding them now.

>>38616610
Yes, it was said to be an accident but his death certificate says suicide. Karma, I say. Loooool.

>>38616879

They did pick up in number on the final day and start shouting at me (and others) across the street, but god knows what they were saying, at least I don't have to deal with them again. I ended up having to speak a lot more french than I even anticipated "excusez moi, savex vous ou est franprix?" and "avex vous pomme de terre chips?"

I even ended up writing a little note "pour femme de chambre" in my hotel room and left 50 cents on it.

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>>38616988
>tfw girly hands

>>38617040
>savex
>avex

You haven't heard of the letter Z, have you?

Does anyone else having what I can roughly describe as reverse social anxiety, IE, I can act perfectly confident and well adjusted being around people, but then once I'm alone I just feel like shit, all the time, have no self-belief and just want to lie in the dark and ignore the planet? It's probably just depression, but I just wish I could be "on" all the time.

Any of you lads sat down and thought about how weird it is that we get hay fever. Literally allergic to a vital natural function to help us have food and trees and shit? I'm sure there's a good reason for it and I'm just a retard.

>>38617021

I'm inclined to agree, I intentionally go out of my way to avoid women on /r9k/, but perhaps it's like /r9k/ vs britfeel in general where britfeel is cancer and britfeel is a one off enclave

>>38617064
>how weird it is that we get hay fever
I don't get it so no, I never think about how weird it is.

>>38617064
>allergic to pollen
>allergic to a vital natural function

you what, mate?

>>38617058

I have, but I happened to make a lot of identical typos in quick sucession

>>38617089
Well doesn't pollination help plants reproduce or something?

The perfect woman doesnt exi-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clIgfJWhd3E&t

>>38617113

Yes, you turnip, but unless you're literally a turnip it's not really a "vital natural function", as pertaining to yourself.

>>38616765
Depending on your body language you'll be fine.

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>>38617140

Does she just have a weird accent or is she legit slow?

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>>38617148
>helping food grow
>helping trees grow to produce oxygen
>not vital
Anon, I am concerned for you. Do you have scurvy?

>>38617161
I'm assuming she's a retard redneck kid

>>38617064
Nature isn't smart, mutations are all things are and if we continue to "breed" [spoilers] seems weird saying that in terms of humans [/spoilers] with those that have those mutated genes then the more prominent it will be, nature doesn't give a single fuck about whats good or bad, it just happens and if you survive and pass on your genes thats just that

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>>38616949
Yes. He got laid! He has all the finesse and charm of a robot when it comes to courting and he hasn't seen her since.

>>38617190
>[spoilers
wew I'm fucking retarded

>>38617190
That makes sense. I just found it weird that we've been evolving alongside plants for yonks but we're still allergic to their spunk.

>>38616640

Oo hey there dude. Haven't read it for a bit, did they bring out a story about that recently?

>>38617212
I see your point lad and desu it can be applied to so much its fucked up

>>38617212
Hayfever still exists because we don't kill hayfever sufferers in infancy, so this weakness is passed on to future generations.

Same as needing glasses and homosexuality

>>38617230
It seems to give weight to the silly theory that aliens put humans on Earth and that we are evolved to survive on another planet.

Finally hit green ranks on Tekken. You still about Tilde and other Tekken bois?

>>38617244

hayfever sufferer reporting in, doing my bit by never ever breeding and passing down my shitty disease

The perfect couple doesnt exi-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3B89vTLsmg

>>38617244
But glasses are cute if thew wearer has a pair that suits their face.

>>38617253
what if we were exiled from our home planet, landed here, ended up in a war against the leading race of this planet which caused us to revert to a darkage for thousands of years lads
haha

>>38617244
Alrighty then. Why do some people grow out of it as they get older?

Can't afford a bag of weed boys, what do.

>>38617286
immune system builds up tolerance

Still should have been killed that first time tey sneezed in summer

>>38617283
Who cares it means I'm a cool as fuck alium.

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>>38617294
>Still should have been killed that first time tey sneezed in summer
Th-thanks.

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I dont suffer from hayfever just GAYfever ammirite lads? aha aha desu desu kill me

>>38617007
If it's a run of comics compiled then it's a graphic novel

>>38617317
I suffer from both. I'm a snivelly faggoty mess. I'd probably look like I've got the germ to people if they knew I'm bent.

>>38617256
He hasn't posted since he mocked a poster this morning to make himself feel better kek

What cities do you lads live in? Rate each other's cities. I live in Swindon

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I sneeze when I get really turned on.

Trolling lads on Grindr for the banter. Didn't realize gays were worse than roasties. Feels good to be straight

>>38617040
Well done for surviving it and not starving. I bet la femme de chambre was made up at the size of the tip, you really pushed the boat out there lad.

>>38617291
give me all the money you have and I'll buy weed for myself and you can take in the second hand smoke

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>>38617372
The debit in registry thats a tap.
>Patiently petrified during the purgatory perht mishaps and dead eyes and a smile can't cook a book in one look tee eat lions in Rome.

All timers your not going to forget this kids wasnteeeeeeeee auld man Ooold man forgotten fortune fear takin tea fur the rwar hame.
?/10
The portfolio

fancee german carr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhhokgA6Tw4

lad posted this earlier and i cant stop watching it please help me

anyone in Kent fancy a fight? I'll buy you a pint afterwards

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Happy birthday Ebin, I baked you a cake for you to share with your mates. I think it came out quite well. Hope you like it!

>>38616988
my hands are gnarly as fuck, i've gotcallisters on callisters

>>38617229
It's mentioned from time to time, I followed it from when Cameron created the nudge unit then it becoming a private limited company with his friends being directors. Load of wank, and this is why middle England is frothing at the mouth about people on benefits currently until the nudge unit directs them toward another target for their ire. Corrupt as fuck and the people who go along with this deserve everything they get.

>>38617384
Post some screenshots lad.

>>38617405

I couldn't get through it once. Has a witch/wizard cursed you or something?

>>38617291
How much do you need lad?

>>38617468
Im not sure what it is except that it's some kind of sick addiction.

>>38617433
Oh my god is this real? That's one of the kindest thing I've seen.

>>38617372
>Swindon

UK Space Agency/10

I live in London

I appear to have wet myself again

>>38617465
For some reason when the other person deletes their messages your conversation disappears as well, but here's a summary:

>Fags want to meet and fuck instantly even if you have no pic
How can you be so careless is beyond me

>Most boring bios ever, not even a line that's interesting
They pretty much all got a line anyway, very boring

>Young and disgustingly camp or ugly and old
Doesn't look like one normal profesional person is on it

again, i'm just there to troll, but damn, those were all cancer

>>38617405
I have an addiction to Star Wars prequel YTPs lad.

>>38617530
Whats got you laffin mate?

>>38617530
>he pished himself

Are you alright mate? Is everything okay?

>>38617536
How common are twinks on there? Is it 99% hairy lads you'd see in your local who just happen to like bum fun?

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gf brought some flowers to my house, she was followed by some sinister looking men who watched from the window.

>>38617563
literally none. It's full of SJWs and old farts, not one person even arguably attractive to make me want to make a twink pasty out of.

>>38617530

Are you a girl?

If so post pics

>>38617590
Shite that is mate. Literally the only body type I'm attracted to and its so rare it might as well be non-existent.

>>38617569
Happy birthday lad, quite qt desu

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>>38615137
Really, really fucking hate fear propaganda artillery.
And incendiary barrage.
And the KV-8.

You know what, soviets can go die. Commies get gone.

Posted.

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>>38617372

Are you the anon with Elliot Rodger as a pic on zeemaps?

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everything is so much less comfy in summer, even /britfeel/

have you done your scratchcards yet laddy?

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>>38615137
Why is it so hard to find the motivation for housework lads