Stuff you do that makes vaginas dry

>poop every day
>talking

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>>38571516
I exist.

>origami

>>38571516
>watch chinese cartoons

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>sperg out over beer
>vape
>trade memes on shitty meme stock market lolzzz
>spend more time shitposting in discord than actually playing steam
>collect old maps

>wipe my vagina

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>>38571695
OUT REEEE ROOOOASTIEE

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>paint miniatures

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>constantly pick my nose
>sniff my farts

>>38571585
I watch anime and have a large collection of figures on display.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICSaQcgVdXU

>>38571631
isn't vaping a trend with normies? How is it a bad thing?

>>38571516
>living with parents
>being a neet

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>be ugly
>have shit personality

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>>38571792
Maybe I only know memes, I thought it was gay. No one knows because I do it like shooting up dope but it feels like it should be a dirty little secret. The health benefits are real. I was always too pussy to try tobacco but with this I get nicotine and ??% less chance of cancer. Mix up your own juice for extra autist cred.

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>>38571516
>doubt myself
>complain

>wear clothes bought from target
>listen to music that doesn't have vocals
>facial hair is unkempt

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>band shirts
>anime merch in room
>longish unkempt hair
>anime wallpapers on phone and computer
>plays vita in public

It's like /r9k/ is completely unaware that not all females are normie.

>plays video games
>small penis
>Asian

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>>38571516
>originally exist

>>38571516
>makes guitar covers of JRPG music

>>38571516
>support Trump and talk about his policies even though I'm not American
>apologize about everything
>live with mom
>earn money by menial labor or illegal schemes
>be interested in autistic shit no one cares about
>dislike fighting and avoid it whenever possible
>drink cheap liquor
>talk about feels
>be soft-spoken and quiet

>have interview for student run organization
>everything about my resume says "intelligent white guy"
>photo genetic enough to have a good profile picture
>all interviewers are women

>tfw you see their disappointment the moment you enter the room

It's though being 5'3.

Also I didn't get the job, some retard that looks more like a Chad did even though he was less qualified. If I were a woman I could sue for discrimination but since I'm a man they would laugh me out of the court room.

>>38571516
being 23yo kv NEET is enough, no matter what else I do

>>38573722
Hey you are me!
Aside from apologizing and shady money sources.

>>38572573
females are normies by default

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>>38571516
>Be myself
Vaginal dehumidification

>>live with parents
>>literally don't believe in wagecuck jobs so I'm unemployed
>>wear the same outfit every single day
>>no iPhone

>>38572506
>plays vita
that shit itself dries vginas you know?

>>38571516
>read newspapers while wearing slippers and a dressing gown

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>>38571712
Shit is therapeutic. Got bored of warhammer and started WW2 tanks.

I'm pretty normie. The main thing is that my car and bedroom are a mess, because I don't think I'll be having anyone over so I let it get like that. Then that becomes a barrier to me wanting to have a girl over, and the cycle repeats.

>get really excited about literature
>tell them I was molested
>be nonwhite

>>38571516
>play classical guitar
If you're genuinely good most girls would think that's romantic or something like that.
>>38572506
You sound like a qt and those hobbies don't sound bad at all.

>offensive

>ugly

>not athletic

>poor

>listens to complex music and technical death metal

>always talks about politics and deep thoughts

>doesn't watch mainstream movies

>read too deep books

>can't keep my opinions to myself

>>38574108
What race are you anon? Probably Asian since mudraces can't read lel

>>38571631
>>38571792
It's a good conversation starter

>Go to bar
>Vape in bar
>Girls: "whoa that smells really good what kind is it"
>"It's (insert flavor here) wanna try it?"
>"Sure teehee"

>>38571516
>plays classical guitar
>complaining out dry vaginas
Are you fucking stupid

>don't do shit on the weekends
>hate going out
>collect and shoot guns
>watch animu

I'm basically a female repellent.

>>38573722
you sound like a total beta, why do you support trump?

>stand inside their field of vision

>>38574563
I'm a negro.

>>38571867
Vaping is still badly seen because of all the big tobaccos propaganda on the internet. Normies are starting to understand more but it will take more time before it's normalized like cigarettes and alcool.
>works in a vape shop
>one of my colleague had 3 different girls have sex with him one week
>every week is a new rotation, maybe only 2 this time or one for the whole week
>other colleague isnt dry either, 1 or 2 per 2 week

Mixing up your juice/making your coils is a nice hobby, and when i make clouds sometime cuties are ''replying'' with even bigger clouds

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>>38574749
I do all those things and I've had gfs who are legit 9/10s
Girls don't care about dumb shit like that

>>38571548
>>38571516
>>38571712
Girls actually like these things


>>38571820
Oh, this is pure repulsive to them

>>38574658
This desu, but they banned vaping inside here :< For the short time i could, i tried it and it works wonder in bars

>there goes my chances again

>>38573722
You are just like me.
The illegal schemes I am still trying to learn

>>38574823
What books do you read?
I also don't hear that much of blacks getting molested.

>>38574658
I didn't realize my sister had friends over one day and they caught me. We talked about it for a bit but when she asked to try it she freaked out and said it was awful. Apparently normalfags don't like it at 1.5%, or old lady flavors like rose and perique blend. It was kind of funny watching her try to cough up a lung though. Usually it only burns if I haven't vaped in a day or two.

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>>38571516
>Secretly draw hundreds of loud-house fan-art pictures because I enjoy making ideas come to life for people

http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=hake_(artist)

It feels like I'm living a secret double life, and I love it.

>>38574691
>>38574475
It's not 2005 anymore

>>38574542
Edgy in tl;dr words

>>38574855
>chess
paint miniatures
>Girls actually like these things
what do people get out of lies like this

>>38574924
Weak lunged scrubs always hack up a lung. Even my chainsmoker and weed smoker friends

>>38574907
Mostly literary fiction like a dirty pleb. Donald Barthelme, Cormac McCarthy, Philip Roth, etc. Standard American stuff I guess.

I don't read any of the big postmodern novels. I am easily intimidated.

>>38575029
They don't get Mouth2lungs vs straight2lungs or yeah they have weaksauce lungs. Vaping made me take bigger hits from my bongs after quitting fags

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Listen to classical piano music

>>38574770
I support Trump because he opposes globalisation. Of course I'm a beta, why would I be here otherwise?

>>38571516
>have long hair
>don't work out
>look visibly depressed
>no driver's license
>wear band t-shirts

>read books with footnotes or a bibliography

>listen to solely bosnian war music
>eat my boogers
>eat my toenails
>let my cum dry on the floor

>have no interests
>no hobbies
>no friends
>family doesnt talk to me
>we live togetjer
>leave my house only once per week for the store
>never had friends
>no one likes me
>cant get attached to anything because whats the point
>try to kill myself everyday but end up detting wasted instead

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>NEET
>pre everything tranny
>gamer
>likes guns
>never had a job
>likes anime

I also like MLP, though I haven't watched the show in a very long time.

>>38576445
you're autistic and depressed, you're not a tranny

>>38574542
>reddit spaces
time to go back little buddy

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>only drink finest craft beers
>only watch old classic movies
>only sport i watch is pro cycling (actually took great interest in it, researching history and debating tactics with good fellows at /sp/)
>only non-alcoholic beverage i drink are black teas

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>>38571516
Probably the fact that I

>build PCs and am an elitist over computers, but really enjoy teaching people and helping out
>play bass (upright and guitar)
>listen to more than one type of music
>am really into my car and enjoy speeding
>have hyperhidrosis
>like anime
>am neat freak
>am nice
>talk to people rather easily, but I take initiative in conversations and actively listen to them
>invest money into what I want and only give gifts to those close to me

Thankfully, am fit, told I'm attractive and smell nice. At least my obsession over how I smell because of hyperhidrosis has worked out.

>>38574658
>"Eww no it touched your mouth"
>*laughs with her Stacey friend as Chad offers the same thing but she accepts*
Don't give yourself too much hopes with lines like that, there's a good chance it'll hurt you instead

>>38576691
>>but really enjoy teaching people and helping out
>>play bass (upright and guitar)
>>listen to more than one type of music
>>talk to people rather easily, but I take initiative in conversations and actively listen to them
>>invest money into what I want and only give gifts to those close to me
how are these vagina-dryers?

>don't drive
>chain smoke (on rare occasions this makes them wet)
>drink monster energy

>>38576803
Don't people just put their own tip on it? That's what I would do if ever in such a situation. You don't want to catch herpes.

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>>38571516
>show little to no emotions
>really quiet in conversations
>have no things I can talk about since I never do anything except go on my PC
>only listen to OSTs
>sweaty hands
>have shit humor if I don't know the person I'm talking to
>like anime
>clumsy and not the cute kind
I'm a despicable person

>>38571516

>Never smile
>Make dark humor jokes
>Play chess
>Openly cynical and mistrusting of other people
>Hate other people in general
>Be completely oblivious when a girl shows interest in me

>>38576901
Clumsy is always cute, anon

>>38576445
Wow why aren't you my gf yet?

> inhaling a mixture of nitrogen and oxygen with a number of other gases in order to maintain homeostasis

>my face
>my height
>my hair
>my voice
>my interests
>the way I dress
>the fact that I haven't killed myself to get roasties to feign grief

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>>38576965
I just can't hold items properly and keep dropping everything. I keep fucking up everything I try to do in general and it's not cute
thanks for the kind words anon

>make noise music
>abuse drugs and not the cool normie kinds
>have long hair and wild hobo beard

>>38577213
INTJ MOTHERFUCK!!!!!

CHOMP DICK MY DOOD

>>38576804
Because it's not the norm. I have not met a single person that has said that playing bass is cool, some people say me asking questions and being involved in a conversation is weird, and I have had people say that me not getting them something for their birthday or some other occasion is selfish.

>when you're an outcast amongst outcasts

>>38571631
that lolzzz page is pretty amazing

>>38577297
>I have not met a single person that has said that playing bass is cool
i find bass pretty cool, but that may be just my opinion
>some people say me asking questions and being involved in a conversation is weird
it might be weird if you do it too much or too aggressively
>I have had people say that me not getting them something for their birthday or some other occasion is selfish
that's what you meant
I've never knew enough people to not get something to them on occasions, so i can't really help you here

>>38577444
>it might be weird if you do it too much or too aggressively
I don't try to get too personal or ask too many questions, especially if I don't know them. But, I usually just try to focus the conversation on them so they feel good about it.

With the whole gift thing, it happened a few times with family, people at work, and at school. It just bothers me that people throw around gifts to people they don't really know on some day of theirs. It's not like they deserve gifts.

>>38577572
>I usually just try to focus the conversation on them so they feel good about it.
that seems like a nice thing to do
>It just bothers me that people throw around gifts to people they don't really know on some day of theirs
now that you put it this way, it sounds fair enough to me

>>38571516
>be autistic
>be neet
>live with parents
>4chan all day
>play guitar in the most vagina-dehydrating genre of all time

>smoke
>have a baby face

>shitskin
>shit Instagram meme page

>>38571631
What do you mean by Old Maps?

>live at home (moved back)
>lift and train martial arts
>paint miniatures
>collect boardgames
>collect teapots

>>38577958
>>edit wikipedia
kys my man

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>>38571516
>Paper towels
If used accordingly of course

>>38574475
No, they want a Chad playing popular rock songs. You can play an entire piece and literally see people sleeping. Only musicians care about classical.

>>38571880
Depending on your relationship with the woman venting to them could earn you favor/trust with them

>>38577819
Just old any older maps. It's kind of eerie how they yellow with age. Best score was a church yard sale with a giant world map, still had USSR on it. Not at home right now or I'd post a picture. It's a good 3' tall though. Only paid $1 for it too. I have some old county maps that looks like surveyor shit. Really small scale that shows the slopes of hills and everything in the area instead of just the usual roads, borders, and water.

Chess literally removes all moisture of a woman's bagina. I let my power level escape and ended commenting a little about chess with the roast in my uni project, her face was twisting in disgust.

>have no ambition
>play autistic strategy vidya
>never comb hair
>never wear anything but plain t-shirts and jeans
>look creepy and edgy
>can't drive
>hate partying and other social events

>>38577829
Show teapot collection

>>38573722
What autistic shit are you interested in?

playing video games
learning japanese
using the learned japanese to watch anime and read manga
living with parents
not having a car
not liking going out late at night
not liking clubs or parties and stuff like that
being silent in big groups

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>>38578384
I'm learning japanese too, what are you using to learn?

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>>38571516
>Has a complete meltdown when losing at a video game, particularly online or against friends
My biggest turn off. I can deal with getting mad when you keep losing against a particular hard boss or something, but there's something about the loud squeals, throwing on controllers and wall punching that seems to go with any game where you play against a live person that just drives me crazy

>>38576358
the mental image of all this together is fucking hilarious

>>38571516
The hottest girl I ever kissed dated a classical guitarist a year later, she was a total music nut, and girls at school legit sit down to watch me play chess, trust me dude neither of those things are turn-offs. Your attitude is though. Or you're ugly. The solution to both is LIFT.

>>>/fit/

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>>38572506

>band shirts

what the hell is wrong with band shirts?

>>38571516

I wanna play some chess with you. You up for a game, OP?

>>38578424
I followed the /DJT/ route when it still was in /a/
Basically using Anki for memorization + reading + listening.
The grammar stuff I just learned at the beginning, I've been at this for three years.

>>38578626
send lichess link, I'm still learning. If you're alvis don't even bother

>being black
>reading
>writing

>>38578718

https://lichess.org/BFsW9P70

Who the hell is Alvis?

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>pretend to not notice people cause autism
>bad skin
>thin facial hair
>slob

>>38573722
8/9 that's me doc

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>working as a programmer
>hell, programming in general
>listening to metal
>POWER METAL
My life is a fucking joke, and not the funny kind.

>>38578351
Organized crime, international finance and political economy in general, early modern warfare, Third Reich (not a white supremacist, just fascinated by it), history of Eastern European Jews, just to give some examples. In fact reading some other posts makes me feel like a normie who shouldn't even be here, since these are quite normie-tier interests that don't carry a pathetic loser stigma in the way vidya or anime do. It's just that most of the time in social situations my conversation topics are limited to weather, basic politics, everyday local life, popular memes and shared acquaintances which makes me come across as just another boring guy.

>ugly
>listen to rock
>hate country music
>programming
>4chan autism
>spaz
>horrible build
>too smart

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>>38579180
>have more than 95 iq

Women seems to dislike smart men

>>38576803
Is it a thing? Where I live people just wipe the tip before vaping, unless you literally have hobo-tier mouth no one has a problem with sharing such things.

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>Browse 4chan.
>Cannot laught like a normal person.

>>38579254
Of course they would do that but it's an excuse so they don't have to speak to you anymore

>>38578766
OP here, practice some openings or study opening theory, your game was ok but your opening was weak and I reached the middle game stronger.

>>38578188
that is very interesting if you like history, it's a shame that these maps are very expensive where i live otherwise i would buy one or two

>>38576691
>listen to more than one type of music
I don't understand why this triggers the normie so much, there's so much music out there why would you limit yourself to one or two genres

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>>38571516
>watch 90% anime, dont bother with normalfag shit like game of thrones
>what books i do read are comic books, light novels and manga
>most of my conversations revolve around those 2 things
>dont listen to top 40, closest i get is gorillaz. Otherwise i only listen to j-rock and the occasional /mu/-core
>never go out to bars and parties
>horrifically overweight (5'9, 275 pounds)
I'm totally fucked in the girlfriend department, but i'm beginning to accept that.

Am 270 lbs and not even slightly more attractive when I was 180lbs.

God I wish I could afford surgery. It's so unfair that an inch movement on my jaw turns me into an attractive person.

>>38573779
Giving women power over anything was a mistake.

>>38571516
Lack self confidence
Deeply introverted
Hypersensitive
Autistic
Weed smoker

Literally all of those things in a man holds him back. Women don't want to fuck with guys like me. I'm unstable.

>fat ugly fucko
>play classic piano
>watch anime
>draw really really shitty things
>try to stay home every day
>wear adventure time/rick & morty t-shirts
>collect fedoras

Browse 4chan. The main problem is this is pretty much what I do in my free time, so when girls ask me what I did on the weekend, or what my hobbies are, I have to make things up.

>>38578621
Nothing, but theres a wide gulf between 4XL metal band shirts and some indie band that Emily might be into.