Do you have a Iittle brother?

yes he's awful

>>38557756
no, I'm the little brother.

>>38557756
Yes. We share a room and he's very horny all the time.

>>38557756
>Do you have a Iittle brother?
I AM the little brother

no

what a thread

>>38557756
Yep, and he's a dude weed. A shame he wasn't swallowed at birth.

>>38557756
I am the "little" (I'm 23 now) brother. I have an older sister. I've always wanted a younger brother though.

It hurts especially because my folks say they were going to have a third but changed their mind.

>>38557920
>I've always wanted a little brother
why??

>>38557756
Nope
Just two little sisters

>>38557860
How do you know he's horny all the time?

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Yes but he has some serious autism. Like medically diagnosed autism.

>>38557756
Nope. I'm the youngest of my parent's kids.
>tfw no shotabro

>>38557756
What's that pic from? Is it good?

>>38557939
Little brothers are for rape.

>>38557939
It seems comfy as fuck. Likely have similar hobbies, always having someone to play with, and striving to be something so you don't disappoint him.

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Yes, but he's taller than me.

>>38557834
>>38557867
>>38557920
No I'M the little brother faggots

I do yes, we're very close. If you catch my meaning.

>>38557961
Because he keeps wanting to touch my dick

>>38558039
Get fucked, Richard.

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>>38558014
>Little brothers are for rape.
my brother hasn't raped my boipucci yet though
I send him anime images and everything

>>38558143
no I AM the little brother (>_<)

>>38558268
Literally just walk in when he's fapping and be all cute.
>"I-I can help you with that!!"

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Remember guys always sage and report fag threads.
let them know this content isn't welcome.

Yes, I share a bed with him.

>>38558180
If he's cute, you should let him.

>>38558385
He is cute, hes like a mini version of me. I let him sleep in my bed and wear my tshirts

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>>38558338
Nothing about this thread is gay though?

>>38558292
no wtf that's gay

I wish. Im struck with 3 little sisters.

>>38558420
Well, why haven't you let him touch your dick then? Sounds like a perfect opportunity.

>>38558541
>>38558541
OP Image was intentionally designed to lure in lewdposters

>>38558541
What are you even talking about, Anon?
wew

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>>38557756
>tfw i just have cold af big sister

Yes but i could not be less attracted to him
Yaoi little boys on the other hand... lets just say i enjoy masturbating my penis to them

>>38559036
>i could not be less attracted to him

What's wrong about him?

>>38558655
>What are you even talking about, Anon?
nothing
sorry I wasted your time with my post

I'm the younger one. My brother is 9 years older than me so there's a bit of an age gap but we get along fine.

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>>38559426
It's okay, Anon. How has your day been?

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>>38559546
>It's okay, Anon. How has your day been?
Not too good :(
I have a midterm on Monday but I wasted the entire day walking around aimlessly

I'll study tomorrow I guess

>>38559113
Hes 5 dude
And my family

>>38557946
Remember to hug them and tell them you love them every day and hug them too

>>38559574
>I'll study tomorrow I guess
That sounds like a good plan. I hope your midterm goes over well, tbqh.

>>38558007
i'll be ur shotabro

>>38558268
Maybe if you charged your damn phone he'd at least finger you

>>38558550
HUG THEM! HUG THEM EVERY DAY! TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM TOO!!!

>>38559739
o-of course o-o-onii-chan

>>38559764
How old are you, Anonpai?

Why are shota impersonators always some late twenty ugly guy?

>>38559820
So 18+? I see...

>>38559820
Send me your lewd boihole or I'll tell on you queefking#3615

>>38559884
tell on me bb

>>38559878
Oh. Still a shotabro I suppose.

>>38559898
do i get points for being 5 foot

>>38557756
Yes. He's lonely now that his two oneechans ran away.

>>38559897
I'm gonna spank you so hard, you lewd boi
>>38559921
Why did you run away? Call him and tell him you love him!

>>38559919
Y-yes. I'm 6'3" myself, so.

>>38559919
>do i get points for being 5 foot
What the fuck
you are a midget

>>38560012
i look like i'm fuckin 12 i'm dead inside anon

>>38560035
I like 12yo boys.

>>38557756
No I am the little brother.
My older brother is ripped as fuck, in the navy, wealthy, has kids already, but he married a nigger.

So I'm going to have to work hard as fuck to play catch up after fucking around for the first two decades of my life so my bloodline doesn't end.

>>38560060
same tho
a shota loves shotas

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>>38560035
Th-that's bretty nice, Anonpai.
>>38560094
>tfw I'm not aussie

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>>38557756
No, but I have an older brother I suspect might be trapping online or something. He has a twink body and literally no body hair, despite being a lot older than me.

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>tfw I AM little brother
>tfw all I could ever wish for is a adorable little sister
>tfw old parents so I'm gonna be left on my own when they die
>tfw my parents wont see me when im the same age as my bros

This is the final year I can spend as a NEET since I'm already legally an adult and my parents need financial support. I dont feel 18. I just wanted an adorable little sister.

>>38560169
Fuck him to show your dominance

>>38560917
>Fuck him to show your dominance
Bad idea

Shouldnt there another brown kid in OPs pic?

>>38561538
>Shouldnt there another brown kid in OPs pic?
what doujin is this

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Why couldn't god have given me a big brother to fug my boipussy ree.
:(((

>>38561760
I've only ever had older brothers and it sucks.

Want me to be your older brother and sexually molest you when you're too young to understand it so you grow up thinking it's normal to fuck everyone you meet and end up as a huge slut?

Why did I have to be born with two older brothers?
They're both Chads, why couldn't they have been Stacy girls so that in high school they could bully me until I snap and fuck them into submission?

Life just isn't fair...

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>>38561850
No I want a big brother I can do sexual things with and get maybe get into a big relationship but it's fine since we're bros, right?

>>38561990
We can live together as platonic brothers and you can ask to blow me every day while I refuse until I eventually break down and cum in your mouth.

How about that?

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>>38562022
I'm a big boy now, I can't do stuff like that! It's all or nothin.

>>38562097
It's never too late to get your mouth fucked by your surrogate older brother, anon.

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>big brother fucks the little sister

ITS NOT FAIR

>>38562156
What's not fair, anon?
Did you want him to fuck you instead?

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>>38562214
n-no i want the sister

yes...

>>38562237
Tell me about your brother, anon. What about him makes you want him to sneak into your room at night and take advantage of you?

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>>38562280
I don't have a brother, sadly
but I'd love to have a moist, warm,
big cock sliding into my ass, and that dick being my brother's dick would make it even hotter

>>38562327
I'll be your big brother, anon. I'd like a little brother to fuck.

>>38562327
>>>/lgbt/

go where you belong faggot

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>>38562369
I wish we could meet up, fuck being in a physical world sucks

>>38562377
Im sorry Im straight

>>38562448
What if we could though? You never know.
Or you could give me your discord and we could """talk.""""

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>>38562469
I'm afraid of talking, especially through these social apps
it's comfy talking just on here though

>>38562518
Well shoot. I wanted to tell you all the dirty things I'd do to you if you were my little brother.

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>>38562539
whats the point of talking about them if we can't do it :(

>>38562551
So you can touch yourself and cum for me, of course

>>38562551
originally neck yourself

Yes but he's half a foot taller than me.

>>38557756
eta on this being translated

>tfw hard af rn
>tfw no little brother to fug

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PARTY ROCK NIGGAS UNITE

did somebody say..............

PARTY ROCKASSSSSSSSS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TIME TO USE THE PARTY ROCK FOR GOOODDDD,
PARRRTYYYY ROCK IS IN THE HOSUEEEE TONIGHTTHTTT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOOD TIME

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IIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM RUNNNNING THROUGH DEEES HOES LIKE DRAINO I GOT THAT DEVILISH FLLLOWWWWW

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UHHHHH IM RUNNIN THROUGH THESE HOES LIKE DRAINO GOT THAT DEVILISH FLOOOOOOOOW

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WE JUST WANA SEE YOU......................................................................SHAKE THAT

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>>38562762
>>38562763
>>38562783
>>38562788
Thank the lord for bigrading this thread

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>8 years younger
>3 inches taller
Ha take that manlet

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>>38562850
SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING MY NIGGA

YOUR THREAD IS OURS NOW YOU FAGGOT

RUNNING THROUGH THESE HOES
RUNNING THROUGH THESE HOES
RUNNING THROUGH THESE HOES
RUNNING THROUGH THESE HOES
RUNNING THROUGH THESE HOES
RUNNING THROUGH THESE HOES

>>38562762
>>38562769
>>38562783
>>38562788
>>38562808
>>38562831

saddest samefag ever, dead memes are dead, get over it

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>>38562872
did some say lynch? LYNCH EM, JOIN US AND START SHUFFLIN

>>38562871
>>38562831
>>38562808
>>38562788
>>38562783
>>38562769
Why couldn't you fucking idiots raid this thread instead of the comfy thread?
Seriously you fuckers have no sense of direction at all.
>let's just raid good threads
>and shit threads

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>>38562872
>he thinks were a samefag
WE GONNNNNNN MAKE U LOOOOOOOOOSEEEEE YO MIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD

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>>38562906
RAID ANY THREAD WE WANT, HALF BLACK HALF WHITE RUNNING THROUGH THESE HOES

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>>38562906
LOOK WHOS BACK NIGGGGGGGGA, JOIN US. FIGHTING IS POINTLESS

WE BEE SHUFFLIN

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IF YOU WANT TO PARTY ROCK HARD JOIN US HERE: https:(slash)(slash)dis(delete)cord(period)gg(slash)YDVvFGT

>>38562928
>>38562944
You'd be helping the fucking board if you chose shitty racebait, fag, fembot, trap, and cuck threads
Not fucking comfy threads were people go to chill and post music and photography.

Seriously.
I support what you're doing to this thread. We are flooded with gay shit.
I probably would join you, if you guys didn't completely destroy a comfy thread.

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>>38562963
if we agree to not target anymore comfy threads will you join us in our cause?

>>38557756
No, but I had a friend with a younger brother who both stayed at my house constantly, from the age of 11-16. Their dad was abusive, and our moms were on good terms so there would be weeks-months at a time they'd stay with me, I'd have to share my room. Let's call the older one H, the younger one N. We all slept on the ground together on weekends, playing Halo, eating pizza, good shit, I guess it started when N wet himself (H and I were 13 at the point, N was 11) He had nightmares, and wanted me to cuddle him until he fell asleep. This went on for a couple visits (over the course of a couple months or so, where he'd spend weeks at a time at my house). The next visit, H and I were bullshitting around, making mom jokes+giggling at every situation we could throw "69" into. N had no idea what any of this was, and we bullied him a little for it in front of our moms, but I felt a little guilty and explained the shit to him in private later on in the day. He had no idea about anything sexual whatsoever.

He had a shit-ton of questions, and the topic eventually came to fapping. He wanted to do it, and i didn't know how to explain it. He asked if he could watch me, I didn't think of it being weird at the time, and just went for it. Came in about 4 minutes, then left him alone to try it for himself. After a half an hour, i hear him calling my name. Went back into the room he was in, and he couldn't figure out how to fap.

I gave him a handjob, just so he could see how it was done. I didn't mind it at all, and I found the noises he was making to be kinda cute, and his whimper when he came was really sexy.


I have about ~2 more years of experience with him and his brother, if anyone wants to hear more.

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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
(record scratches)
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
I'M RUNNIN THRU DESE HOES
NO LED IN OUR ZEPPELIN PARTY ROCKES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT

PARTY ROCK WE PARTY ROCK

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKIN' (record scratches become louder)

>>38563063
Nope. But if you agree to stop raiding comfy threads. I'll stop reporting you.
They are the only threads I make and I'd hate to have some fucking faggots ruin them.

>>38562146
where do i find my onii-san then

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Party rock is in the hosue tonight, if your not party rocking then FUCK OFF we just wanna see yah.....................................................................................................................................................................................................SHAKE THAT

>>38563093
>nigga STILL thinks the mods care
SHUTTTTTTT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK UP AND PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY ROCKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>38563093
HURRRR DURRR SO AFRAID

>>38563106
>>38563112
The mods do care and you could likely get banned.
I would know because I used to be a member of a discord Uprising who derailed threads.
They even got banned through VPNs

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NOW STOP.....................................HATING IS BAD!

PARTTTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSEEEE TONIGHTTTT EVERYBODY JSUT HAVE A GOOOD GOOODG DOGOGO TIME

>>38561590
nagi ichi
the newest one on ex

>>38563137
I've seen mods delete over 200 shitposts in a thread at a time. Mods are gods most of the time.
If you ever think reporting does nothing, you're wrong.

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>>38563204
>Mods are gods most of the time.
Partyfaggots can't understand they can ban VPNs

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>>38563235
CANT BAN TOR YOU FAGGGGGGOT , WE WILLLL RESIST AND BITE AND SHUFFLE ALONG THE WAY


EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOOOOOOD TIME

>>38563252
>>38563232
Hmmm stupid enough to give a discord link.
Maybe I can just report this to discord instead of the mods on 4chan.

They might be more useful

>>38563284
>report discord
>we make another
WE GON MAKE U LOSE YOUR MIND

>>38563284
report the discord for what? a bunch of guys getting together and having fun? pull the stick out of your ass and PARTY ROCK

No, I'm the little brother. 20 and he's 24

4 year age gaps are the best

>>38563305
I know you faggots will target comfy threads, that's the issue I'm having.
I don't want to deal with your shit in the future when I actually make a thread.

>>38563331
we wont target them if we enjoy them BUT WE WILL TARGET THEM IF YOU ARE IN IT, SOLELY BECAUSE OF HOW BUTT HURT YOU ARE


GUESS YOU COULD SAY "WE MADE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND"


YOU JUST HAVE LED IN YOUR ZEPPELIN

>>38563331
>we get banned for a couple days
>we come back in greater numbers
YOU CANT BEAT THE PARTY ROCK ANTHEM

WE ALWAYS SHUFFELINNNNNNNN

>>38563364
you idiots don't know how it works. You get banned for 2 weeks if you raid again.
I used to raids and that's how I was able to fucking predict you were using discord and that you were organized

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>>38563331
Get THE LED OUT YOUR ZEPPELIN!!!! CUZ EVERYDAY WE SHUFFFFLIN

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>>38563391
We werent useing discord until the end of the comfy thread, the only reason we all came together (all of our own will, without knowing anyone) was because that thread sucked senpai

>>38563424
I would have made it good I have the comfy material. the most of anyone on the board. the thread could have been a success
>>38563428
I already did my time.
I raided fembot threads I didn't fucking raid based comfy threads

>>38563446
cmon dude just join the discord and join the party rock

were waiting for you to LOSE YOMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD

ITS TIME TO PARTY ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE THROW YOUR HANDS UP!!!!

>>38563468
It's not a fucking funny meme.
it's one of the worst songs i heard in high school.
I thought it was lame as fuck and always hated it.
The only thing fucking lamer is crank dat by soulja boy.

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>>38563476
Ay gringo, this aint original

You jus tryna imitate me tho, sorry your girl game me some >hotel room service
ese

>>38563497
your butthurt is exactly why they continue

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FORGET ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL
YEAH YOU CAN BRING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL

FORGET ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL
YEAH YOU CAN BRING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL

FORGET ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL
YEAH YOU CAN BRING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL

FORGET ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL
YEAH YOU CAN BRING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL

FORGET ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL
YEAH YOU CAN BRING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL

FORGET ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL
YEAH YOU CAN BRING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL

FORGET ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL
YEAH YOU CAN BRING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
>AND MEET ME AT THE HOTEL

Rip this thread, you will not be missed.

Im the little brother in my family, I have 2 older sisters and 1 older brother

>>38558747
Warm her up, Anon.

>>38557756
Yes, and he's better than me at everything.

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>>38562156
I want a brother bf for a relationship reeee.
Sexy things work too..

>>38565051
>Yes, and he's better than me at everything.
Same. He's a turbonormie with good job and gf at 22 and i'm 24 khv neet.

>>38557756
No, I have an older brother, and he's better than me at everything except for the body

>>38565477
Mine is a 27yo turbonormie who has a good job, great looks, and many friends. He currently has no gf, but he has had at least one. I'm a 29yo friendless NEET virgin who has average looks at best and who has never had a gf.

>>38563070
tfw no bedwetting little bro

more stories

>>38557756
I have one who's 10 months younger than me and two who are 1 and 2 years older than me.

>>38557756
Yes, we're dicks to each other.... constantly

>>38557756

2 of them, one is 15 and he is an arrogant prick who i really do not get along very well (yet my mom still defends him) and the other is 11, more similar to me but 200% more hysterical. I don't care about the older one but i hope to get along very well with the little one when he grows up a bit and stop acting like a little girl.
He has always been a crybaby, but since grandma died he became very hysterical and even threatened to jump off a balcony once because they took away his ps4 since he behaved like a little brat.

>only have qt Stacey imouto who I fucking hate
>mfw pushed her away when she's hugged me
>mfw made her sleep on the couch because I didnt want to share the bed with her when she asked
>mfw no big bro who lovingly bullies me

I have a younger brother. He's hella tall and quite handsome but for some reason shy as fuck.
He could easily be a Chad be he doesn't want to.

I unironically had sex with my little brother all throughout our teenage years and I fully regret it. It's very awkward now.