/britfeel/

>havent had a tv license for 7 months
>get a letter saying they are coming to do an inspection on my house

so i can just tell them to fuck off when they show up, right?

recommend me a book i've exhausted every other kind of media ha ha

2nd for developing alcoholism

What game do I get my onii-chan for his birthday lads? He plays Xbone and has pretty normie tastes, so he'll only really play racing or FPS, or maybe some mindless button masher or something.

I don't want to cheap out on him since he spent a lot on my last birthday present, but he owes me like 200 quid so I don't exactly want to splash out on him either.

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When does the story get to the bit where I have a gf?

>>38540104

Yeah, If they show up, I think that alone is pretty unlikely

>>38540110
metamorphosis by kafka lad

>>38540122
its right arfter the bit when you get your life together and start trying to get one

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The time is almost here...

>>38540104

I got that letter a few months ago and they still haven't shown up.

If they do come, shout "ree" at them until they leave.

>>38540141
For what las, fill me in

Can you fill me in

>>38540104
what the fuck is a tv license?
t. leaf

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my best friend's been in the psych ward for over a week now
yesterday was his 21st birthday
his family brought him a cake, but the nurses cut it up and gave it to the other patients during the day and by the time his parents went back to the kitchen to get it so he could cut it, it was already gone
now he's back to thinking about how unlucky his life has been which is exactly the kind of things he was thinking about the days leading up to his suicide attempt
they haven't even started therapy yet and he won't see the psych until wednesday

left over chinese for breakfast, getting fat lads

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Make good use of the day

>>38540180
The BBC (publicly funded media organisation) are grubby kikes so the government forced us all to buy a license to watch TV. Not even kidding, you have to have this license if you own even one device that can stream television. They send threatening letters to people who don't have one, and go conduct inspections to see if you have a TV and stuff. It's fucking Orwellian, but I think you can just ignore them or tell them to fuck off if they ever knock at your door.

>>38540104
Yes, and if they ever try to pull a warrant on you make sure it's signed by a judge. They frequently just try and get a signature from the local police station and people fall for it.

>>38540182
hope he gets better
>>38540190
order a pizza

>>38540190
(you) me
the last two digits are how many push ups you have to do today

Is there something wrong with me if i want to replay an uncharted game again after replaying them all a few weeks ago?

I just really like the characters and set pieces.

>>38540180
as the other anon said its pretty fucking gay, but it is at least only 12 quid a month
also because if it we dont have nearly as many adverts as american tele, i couldnt fucking believe the state of it when i was on holiday there

>>38540182
Those nurses are fucking arseholes. Who does that? Jesus how depressing.

Do all pubs do cider lads?

>>38540304
of course they do, but you shouldnt drink it you poofter. what are you 15? get beer or whisky

>>38540238
that's unbelievable, how long has it been like that?

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>Weight myself 2 days ago
>Weight myself today
>Gained 2lb
>Have been eating healthy and working out

>mum comes back from shopping
>brought me 20 beers as a surprise

you wish your mum was as based as mine

>>38540326
beer is nasty im only 18 thanks

Should I get a mcdonalds or subway?

>>38540356
>beer is nasty

i thought that at your age too, in time you will realise how wrong you are

>Cider is stronger than beer
>Yet is considered a girls drink

Explain

>>38540374
If you're more drunk than she is you can't do the surprise hug

Will you get laughed at for getting cider at a pub

>>38540374
because its gay lad

>oh no, i cant drink alcohol unless it tastes like chemicals and is sweeter than sugar

>>38540403
a drink is """""gay""""
are you 12?

>>38540399
no but everyone will think you are a soft cunt

>>38540403
>I'm so manly because I can drink 4% piss instead of 8% cider

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>>38540057
Why dangerously close?

>>38540328
I didn't actually know this but it's been a thing since the 40s. But in the past few years is when they really started the fearmongering, by bringing out the TV detection vans and the scary letters and stuff

Fucking ell lads I've only got 4 best friends and 2 of em are addicted to PC gaming honestly how can you be over 17 and still play video games?

>>38540407
>>38540411
>t. children who cant handle a real drink

bet you take milk in your coffee too you faggots

>>38540364
subway.
if mcds is close call in and get some fries.

>>38540298
my best guess is they didn't know, like his family told a different nurse and there was no note on the cake box or anything
or at least I'd like to believe that

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>>38540110
Communion by Whitley Strieber

>>38540350
What beers did she get you lad?

>>38540423
if your calling drinks gay you a obviously and idiot you have no premise for your argument
get out

only tried San miguel/carling and they both tasted awful, I feel as if I can get a more expensive and it will still taste like piss because I'm too young

>>38540445
youre getting really uppity about the gay thing when its just a saying lad
do you have something to tell us, its ok were all anonymous here

>>38540453
because its lazy and stupid

>>38540462
>he says on britfeel

that describes every single one of us m8

>>38540472
and thats alright is it?

>>38540480
yeah bloxcks

CIDER IS YUMMY

>>38540449
Might be worth trying a different type of beer instead of changing brands. Ale, stout etc

>>38540492
how could you possibly be ok with being dumb and lazy?

>>38540503
its britfeel no one is reaching for the stars here lad

>>38540512
dosnt mean you have to sit in the gutter either

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GTA3 is a bit too dated to still be enjoyable desu.

It's amazing how San Andreas was on the same console but is like miles ahead of it.

>>38540520
cant fail if you never try desu

>>38540528
not trying is failure to try

>>38540532
ur a faget pls leave

>>38540131
>kafka
not even the best metamorphosis lad

>>38540523
my dad didnt let me buy that, i feel like i missed out on a massive part of being a teen in the erly 2000s

>>38540523
2001 and 2009 were same decade, but the difference is equally striking

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Morning lads! Going for a walk in a bit since the weather is good. Shall try my girl jeans too since ebin said jeans mostly look the same.

Not exactly sure on what to do later yet. Feel a bit more productive today at least.

What are your plans for today anons?

>>38540538
another dumb lazy argument without a premise
try harder

>>38540431

>cheeky smirk

Didn't he get raped by that ayylmao too?

>>38540541
hes just starting lad and kafka is a good place for that, no need to chuck him into the deep end with some 600 odd page poem

>>38540555
What are the girl jeans, can you link an image? Most of my skinny jeans are girl jeans, the way you can really tell though is the back pockets, if they have a sort of v shaped pattern on them they're girl jeans.

My plans are to get a cup of coffee and eat some granola, maybe install South Park Stick of Destiny and play a bit of it.

>>38540556
>try harder
i refuse

>>38540349
Water weight.

A reminder that scales are horribly inaccurate and weighing yourself daily is a sure fire way of killing all motivation. Instead, measure your waistline every week or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

is it kino?

>>38540585
you should of been aborted tbqh we dont need people like you in the world

>>38540603
I feel like that some days.

>>38540020
That's alright lad, just give me a name and I'll add you to the spreadsheet

>>38540609
you can change though just need to start trying

Last week a fucking speeding ticked and another fucking parking ticket - 35 quid.

Fucking shaking with rage, turned into best. Absolute hatred of police / 'authority'. Honestly believe I'll end up killing one, believe i could kill one with my fists alone. These people are moles, NOT HONOURABLE and NEED to die.

Fridge full of ice cold beers has probably saved one of the cunts.

>>38540629
No thanks too comfy.

>>38540639
enjoy your worthless life then

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>>38540629

Add me too, man.

Call me... Toll Chadswell.

>>38540650
I am, I just unlocked a new tier in my artifact weapon.

>>38540581
Bit nervous to link a picture since it sounds like you're more informed on this and I'd feel embarrassed! I got them in the sale at peacocks. Should be okay for a first pair. Where do you get yours from usually lad?

And I checked, the pockets have the V. But I think when you're wearing them it's hard to tell

Sounds like a good plan lad! Hope you enjoy yourself!

>>38540654
make me smirk,top lad

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>>38540631
>Honestly believe I'll end up killing one, believe i could kill one with my fists alone. These people are moles, NOT HONOURABLE and NEED to die.
Ho ho ho lad, those are some naughty words you're saying

>>38540663
Well I used to steal them from my ex-girlfriend when I was younger, now most mens jeans look like womens jeans anyway so I don't really do that anymore.

Whats the style of the jeans?

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Picking up hookers to deliver to police while "push it to the limit" plays.

These games were so crass.

>>38540705
>delivering hookers to the police
>not driving down a pear at 100 miles an hour with them and jumping out at the last second

do you even gta

>>38540555
Its going to rain this evening so i'm out for a /rainwalk/. Will be nice to watch the normies heading out to the pubs whilst i'm being sprinkled with comfy droplets.

>>38540614
Put me down as lad1, done 11 today. Ta.

>>38540685
>those tabs
lmao

>>38540110
Just read Based on a True Story by Norm MacDonald get the audiobook read by Norm, 7hrs of Kino

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>>38540057

Pakis out please.
That's all lads.

OP the lefty can fuck off too.

>>38540120
>>38540120
>>38540120
Thanks for the help cunts

Bought him Doom. I don't think it's meant to be a very good game but it was cheap and, as I said, he's a turbonormie so he won't be able to tell the difference.

>>38540663
>peacocks
tfw tilde might live in the same place as you

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Caught lots of motorists today, while out cycling with the gopro, not giving the required by law 1.5m distance.

Looks like normies are going to get a nasty and expensive reminder of the law in their post come next week.

>>38540691
They're super skinny which look the nicest imo

>>38540735
>rainwalk

Love those the most. Very comfy. Have a good day lad!

>>38540764
Well it was in the same town as someone who regularly posts here. I was a bit nervous I would be recognised by my hands haha

>>38540737
I love me some Norm, can't wait for the new season

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Who /CradleOfFilth/ here?

They're a trash band but they've got that nostalgic sound I just can't shake. Plus they're English, so, y'know.

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Is a pot noodle peak breakfast?

>>38540764
I think there's more than one Peacocks in England

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>mfw I started a porn business.
>I tell the girls I'm just one of the male actors.
>Between me and you, /r9k/, I'm the only male actors.
>Sluts accepting to suck dick on camera for 150.
>Lots of messages from retarded niggers asking if I'm hiring men.
What a life.

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>>38540781
North Shields?

>not original

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Such is life in China

>>38540836
I WANT ONE GIV PLS

>>38540808
>switch

over 18s only on 4chan

>>38540836
whats happening in this picture
fuck the robot

>>38540808

I was going to tell you to kys, but then i remembered what you were eating and you already are.

>>38540836

China's such a fucking shitpile. We're mugs for letting those psychos take over the planet.

>>38540726
A pear? A PEAR?

>usually asleep during these hours
>never realised how fucking shit daytime /britfeel/ is

jesus

>>38540870
Police raided a brothel, those are prostitutes.

>>38540806
Listen to English bands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaMbKZPBruU

>>38540808
pot noodle is the most expensive and worst tasting instant noodle.

>>38540875
>>38540890
>/britfeel/ now doesn't like bombay potnoodles

how the times have changed

>>38540890
Have you tried the Nissin pot yakisoba? It's so fucking good. The lid has holes in it so you can drain the water after the 3 minutes is up. It was probably twice the price of a pot noodle though.

>>38540904
>Nissin

Shit tier, shin cups are where it's at

>>38540808

>pot noodle AND bread

You bulking bro?

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>>38540895
All about shin cups lad, pot noodles are for DEGENERATES

>>38540895
The greatest Potnoodle was Mexican Fajita.

God bless its soul.

>tfw farely certain I live in the same town as Tilde and know where he works

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>>38540057
surprise surprise 26

>>38540924
FILM THE RAID ON GREGGS
>>38540930
not in my thread

Oi lads, you watching any Jap cartoons lately?

>>38540938
>FILM THE RAID ON GREGGS

>you'll never bully/charm tilde into giving you free pastries

>>38540908
Never tried whatever they are

You have to admit though Nissin ramen is fucking godly.

Any good youtubers to watch lads?

>>38540941
just /britfeel/

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>>38540938
Cilla's all up in your thread, chuck

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>>38540951
Those cups with the drains are a rip off though when you can get the packets for 55p that taste infinitely better.

and then there's shin ramyun which is just a whole other level.

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Is gta3 Kino?

>>38540595
Literally
I weighed myself today and 4 days ago, 4lbs up
Tomorrow I'll be 4-6lbs down, it's fucking retarded

>>38540978
That's what I was talking about, the packets of ramen. I sometimes like to add a boiled egg to it for extra authenticity.

>>38541002
I used to love GTA 3 as a wee'un but it just feels so outdated to play now that I can't enjoy it. It's a real shame.

>>38541025
It's suprisingly fast paced, every mission is like 4 minutes long.

I just started like 30 minutes ago and ive already finished luigi and half of joey.

>>38540952
You're gonna have to define what you like, friendo. I have a passing interest in models so I watch the memelord JobbytheHong who is a self-depreciating depressed chink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im0yWiFJ82I

>>38541046
>randomly click at a part
>he has a sheet of panty stickers

We need to start over.

The Punisher Max series is very comfy.

>>38540952

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxjtk3eA8M

>>38541046

> cheap plastic

People really pay for this?

Tilde do you live in North Shields you never replied. Do you work at the Greggs opposite Peacocks

>>38541107
>cheap plastic piece of ass
Yes. Yes, they do.

>>38540238
>you have to have this license if you own even one device that can stream television
Not true, you can respond to the letter saying that you do not watch live TV and they won't bother you again. It is perfectly fine to own a TV / computer / phone / tablet without a TV licence if you do not watch live TV on it.

Whether they can actually check if you do or not and will go to all that effort is another question altogether. Personally I haven't watched live TV in years as it is utter shit, netflix / amazon prime / youtube has me covered.

>>38541108
SCHOOL TRIP TO VISIT TILDE
with a bunch of 30 year old men

>>38541068

>Saudi Arabia was my favourite country

How?! It's literally a nightmarescape of absolute power in the hands of morally corrupt maniacs, propped up by a gullible populace of zealots. There's genuinely interesting Muslim cultures out there and she chose Saudi as her fave?

Whatever, there's no god btw.

>>38541156
>school trips
9 times out of 10 the coach ride was the best part.

>>38541150
Oh, I thought they'd already cracked down on those things too.

If they haven't already then they will in the future, just watch.

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>>38541170
>tfw never anyone to sit next to in the coach ride

>>38540895
The bombay one is fucking GOAT. These Kabuto ones are really nice too but they are so expensive. Don't like the weeb ones at all, they all taste really sharp and horrid. I binned the Shin cup despite them all fawning over it on /ck/

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>>38541107
If you think that's cheap plastic, you haven't owned a Western made nerd culture figure before. The Jap stuff is leaps and bounds ahead in terms of quality, it's like comparing Lego to Mega Blocks.

Pic related, NECA's attempts at Pacific Rim figures, they're made of horrible rubbery plastic and the paintwork looks horrendous. Thank fuck Bandai is redoing some of the original PacRim designs.

>>38541186
Nah not yet, they included iPlayer in it a few months ago which was a bit shit but it wasn't that great anyway. I hope the BBC just fuck off already, TV licence is a fucking scam

>>38541225
>I hope the BBC just fuck off already, TV licence is a fucking scam

Murdoch slave plz go

Same day delivery blows my mind everytime I use it tbchwy lads

>>38541225
I know right? I'm sick of my tax money going towards this fucking trashy propaganda machine

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>>38541215
>>38541107
And here's SoC/Bandai's version we're getting to coincide with the new movie. Shame it's 250 bongs because I don't have that kind of dosh on hand.

Pacific rim wasn't even a good film.

>>38541225
i used to be all for it, but when i realised that the programmes cost much more to make than what they recieve in license fees it seemed pointless. its over a hundred bongs a year to watch 4 channels, 3 of which are actually on tv and i only watch one of them (bbc4). we had tennis on bbc1 and bbc2 at the same time for at least 5 hours the other week, how is that anywhere near good value for money? and bbc4 only comes on after 7pm. can't believe how shit value it is. just put adverts on it and be done with it.

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>>38541278
Correction: The movie had absolutely amazing fight scenes and the mecha designs are some of the best to come out of the Western market in decades. The plot, however, was complete garbage, and 90% of the characters were forgettable.

I still occasionally watch the Shanghai fight, it's pure kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FSKs5IGAZU

>>38541108
No sorry lad. Had to look up where north shields is haha

ffs, why does my laptop randomly keep bluetooth pairing with my brother's speakers. I was just about to start watching porn when he said he could hear my music through his speakers. Too fucking close a call

>>38540104
THey've got not power lad, make sure you answer the door with the chain on if its them. Tell them you haven't got a TV and I suppose that you don't watch iPlayer and close the door.

>>38541306
>movie

Out!

>>38540523
I couldn't even go back to 1 after SA when the PS2 was still a thing.

>>38541362
I also say couch instead of sofa.

>>38541306
>movie clearly heavily influenced by Japan
>the big fight takes place in China
what mean by this?

>in club last night with some mates
>girl I'm talking to asks where I'm at
>about to send her a pic of me and all my mates so she'd know
>random girl takes phone out my hand and takes photo of us two and sends her it
>now she won't talk to me and thinks I'm some dick trying to show off to her

fuck this shit lads, I miss being a robot

>>38541306
I thought it was a solid film over all desu. Plot was at least more interesting than most of the Japanese kaiju films, and I enjoyed the world it set up. Very good for a Hollywood take on a foreign genre. Not sure about the sequel though, not a big Boyega fan.

>>38541373
Chink film market, they absolutely ate up PacRim and were the majority market for profits.

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Just woke up to this text from the girl ive been dating for the past 4/5 months lads?

Anyone wanna take bets? Ive asked her what she means and currently waiting for her reply....

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>>38541380
>in club last night with some mates
Stopped reading, kill yourself.
>>38541404
cucked lul

>>38541322
I'm staking out every Greggs in the UK now

>>38541404
she been somebody elses cock.

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>>38541419
This pic would be better if he were a tadpole

>>38541457
>greggs and peacocks on same town
>good weather today

you should be able to find it land

>>38541404
id just be like oh well im glad I could help free up your conscience. as long as you feel better.
in sarcasm font.

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Lads I have a cunning plan to draw out ebin, the great unclean one, from his mould cave
>pinpoint every greggs near a peakocks
>figure out when he has his shifts based on his post history
>co-orddinate the checking of the relevant greggs with anons all over the country
>kidnap tilde and force ebin to come away from his pc
would it be worth it for a trip free day of /britfeel/?

>>38541419
you're such a vile jealous cretin ebin

>>38541457
>1698 Greggs stores in the UK
>20,000 employees
Not saying you can't do it but it'll take a long time to find him.

>>38541322
>>38541419
tilde your boyfriend is encouraging people to kill themselves again, you're not pretending to care about people again are you?

>>38541513
it can only be in traveling range of where he lives.

>>38541532
But does anyone know where he actually lives?

Goodnight lads, finally time for me to go to sleep I think. See you in comfy 3 AM /britfeel/

>>38541560
see you then lad!

Anyone else here /comfy outdoors/? Love me a bit of fishing.

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>chilling out playing some vidya
>mum bursts into room crying
>starts shouting about how I'm wasting my life and doing nothing
>tells me I'll never function in society
>calmly remind her that I'm studying a degree and have enough money saved up to not need a job currently
>she just storms out and leaves the house
I don't think I deserve this abuse lads.

>>38541599
My parents are the exact same sometimes. I have my own job, I pay to live here and buy all my own shit, yet they feel the need to berate me because I like playing video games over going to a pub and doing nothing but drinking.

>>38541599
Fuck her.

Like tonight actually make her bend the knee and ram in in her gob.

>>38541599
I empathise lad. Right now I'm in between sixth form and uni and despite having no need for money mother still criticises me staying indoors all the time and not having a job

>>38541703
What're you going to study anon? It better not be computer science it's fucking meme tier

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>>38541599
>get a job
>mum complains I'm spending my free time playing video games instead of doing something "productive"
>complains I don't have a second job
>complains I'm using my holidays to stay in all day

>>38541703
Fucking boomers I swear

>>38541481
Might be Gillingham desu if they've still got a Greggs there
>>38541513
Don't doubt an autists dedication

>>38541744
Tfw I'm going to study CS / Games Programming (Would prefer Software Dev. but my results are probably going to suck ass, take what I can get)
h-haha
At least its involved in what I already do and lets me get my foot in the door

>>38541107
It's a bloody model kit lad. What do you really expect?
It's meant to be painted, top coated and detailed.

Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub
Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer

HAIL SATAN
ARCHANGELO
HAIL SATAN
WELCOME YEAR ZERO

>>38541744
law anon, haha

>>38541821
At least you're doing a degree, first year is really chilled out as long as you don't procrastinate too much.

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>>38541404
The tension lads...

Cannae bear it.

>>38540326
>Drinking beer
>Drinking estrogen water

Whisky is good but why beer lad?

>>38541896
It's basically been an hour whats wrong with her
Does she always reply late or is she being weird for no reason

>>38541513
I think based on what I have said it is possible. I managed to dox lots of things about ebin based on what he has said in these threads. Stalked him on Google maps the other day

>>38541538
At least four people know, I believe

>>38541306
The mech designs were only good on the suits that were basically jobber tier, the main suits were bland as fuck.
The fight scenes weren't anything super memorable either.
This is coming from someone that loves that genre the movie is trying to emulate.
One good thing was giving them a sense of weight and scale

>>38541919
>Stalked him on Google maps the other day
You gonna bump him off for the good of the thread since he been talking shit about you?

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>>38541873
If I can get in that is, I got fucked over this year when the teacher decided to omit materials integral to the exams
(We were meant to be given a program to study, play with and understand around the start of the year, I got it a few wks before the exam and she didn't really teach us)
>mfw

>>38541896
She deff sounds like she been riding someone elses cock lad.

>>38541915
She finishes work at half 1 so it's not that unusual yet. She'll maybe just be getting home.

>>38541703
Mate all I can recommend is getting a part time job where you can transfer locations and keep it throughout the year. Ive only worked summers but this year been unable to get anything and just been getting fucking hounded.

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>>38541919
Make me number 5.

>>38541896
Her and Kate def took turns riding chad's cock

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>>38541949
Ah, I guess its still a bit off but makes sense.
Goodluck anon - you might need it

>tfw LeedsLad is getting cucked again

>>38541985
What happened to him anyway? Not seen him around.

>>38541912
after a long day relaxing with a beer or two is incredibly refreshing
dunno it just puts a smile on my face desu, maybe im just an alky

Just a reminder that tilde gets ebin to say the things he can't say without hurting his fake persona like telling normans to kill themselves

>>38541896
Reply with this "We can't really talk about it if I don't know what's happened. Either confide in me or don't."

You've probably got a terrible relationship with her though so she'll just get mad.

>>38541306

Why did they only start using the sword after getting the absolute shit kicked out of them? Is there a good reason or was it just dodgy writing?

about to clean my room proper boys, gonna turn this place upside down and make it spotless

>>38542082
I think anon probably wants to find out if his gf has been riding chadcock though

>>38541373
Chinks and spastics are the only people who enjoy CGI filled shitfests. The nips have a bit of self respect.

>>38541896

Enough cryptic silly buggers, you aren't 16 any more.

The nips have a bit of self resp-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TywtbX4dGU

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>>38542069
This or cider desu, has to be really cold though.
Honestly every time I got home from work I realised I became the grouchy-overworked-dad meme and just wanted to eat dinner, drink my drink and be left in peace.

Glad I resigned from it desu, it was killing me haha

>>38540631
Here's a solution

Don't speed, and stop parking wherever you please

That was hard, wasn't it

>>38542098
If you're in a relationship with someone who can't confide in you then it's not a relationship. He shouldn't have to go inception on her to find out how she thinks, she should be sharing her thoughts with him and vice versa.

If she wants a juvenile relationship then she should go out with chavs or people with social learning difficulties.

>>38542105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5J7_o3wJi4

I have never drunk alcohol in my life. Should I keep it that way? Does drinking easily lead to a dark route to alcoholism?

>>38542160
Did you even watch the film? It was far from a CGI shitfest, it was still shit but it wasn't a CGI shitfest.

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>>38542081
We already know he agrees with everything ebin says.

>>38540631

>break rules
>get punished

Even the most deviant career crim on the planet knows what to expect if he gets caught, dickhead.

>>38542162
Drinking alone doesn't lead to alcoholism in most people. Its stress/depression+alcohol = alcoholism.

>>38540631
Learn to drive you utter dickhead.

>>38541896
>3 days between texts

>>38542175
Tilde is NOT a racialist, he's just making a point that since they moved in the value of his property has gone down

>>38542207
There are other facts for his new title of a dirty racist tranny

>>38542172
>Did you even watch the film?
Nah. I used to watch some Jap Godzilla movies when they were on late night Channel 4 for some reason but not seen anyones made this century.

line up all the fan girls, tell them to wait their turn like im ramses the third.

>>38540631
>parks like a cunt
>wahhh why do i have to be punished for not obeying perfectly reasonable laws, fuck da police nigguh
Kill yourself

>>38542229
The film was divided between politicians around a table discussing how to kill Godzilla, rescue efforts, people evacuating and the army planning how to kill Godzilla.

There was probably less than 15 minutes of Godzilla on screen.

>>38540759
If I was on this thread earlier I would have said to get him that overwatch shit but he probably already has it right?

>>38542266
Isnt that what made people hate the latest U.S one? I guess western audiences are pretty tarded and just want moar splosions.

>>38542297
Nah, I doubt he'd be interested in Overwatch. Too many gimmicks for an FPS. It is normie tier but he's not THAT kind of normie

>>38542297
>Tfw on such a losing streak I can't even win my arcade loot

>>38542298
I've never seen the latest US one. I hate how yanks always go for the "we need to work together to save mankind" angle whereas the japs go for the "holy shit we're completely fucked, we may as well just throw shit at this thing and see what happens".

Thanks for letting me into the elite movie club, guys. Really enjoyed last night films and the bants was hilarious

AGJ

I know a lad who is quite literally a misogynist in the non-meme sense. He thinks women are scum, bangs on about how they're thick as shit and how if you wanna get with them don't treat them like people. He says this in front of them too, aside from this he's generally a nasty guy.

The thing is he's banged more women than anyone I've ever met, when he posts some dumb blog shit on facebook he always has 20+ women liking it too. When I've asked them what they like about him I always get a blank stare and a lot of "umm" and "ahh I don't know". Christ knows what's going on here.

>>38542412
Fuck off lad. You aren't invited to the next one.

>>38540930
Has this always said surprise surprise?
I've been reading it as sunrise surprise until now wtf

>>38542412
What the fuck, was there some secret movie club going on that I wasn't invited to?

>>38542455
Nah it was always sunrise suprise

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>>38541924
>Not liking Gypsy's American Footballer design

Friendo I will proper slap you yeah

>>38542455
Why would anything with Cilla say Sunrise Surprise as opposed to her well known tv show Surprsie Surprise?

>>38542455
Woah mandela effect bro

>>38542225
Don't forget liar, he said he wasn't a racist for a while until he finally just owned up

>>38542412
Hope to see you again next week!

L-Lad

>>38542480
Lad Gypo was the literally blandest design ever. Even had a glowing Iron Man style chest.
I don't even see this American footballer design in it.
At least the others had more interesting concepts and designs to them besides looking as close to a generic human as possible.

Damn Ive missed circuit training majorly.

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>>38542565
Chad Thundercock popped collar
Large upperbody and thin waist
Pronounced shoulder armour with guards on top of that

If you think PR1 Gypsy was generic, you haven't seen the new one.

>>38542481
idk lad I don't watch tv

>>38542613
it's like evangelion crossed with 343 era halo

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Lots of Trump supporters in GTA3

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>>38542613
Oh I've seen the new one. I was surprised how they managed to make the generic even more somehow.
That one on the left looks like Baymax

about to try mccoy's bacon sizzler crisps lads, will report back with initial thoughts and a full review

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>>38542668
At least Saber Athena has some mighty fine hips. The porn of her inner pelvic actuators being split by kaiju cock should be great.

>>38542416
think about it for a while i'm sure you'll get it champ

What's the plot for the new Pacific Rim? 'oh shit nigga that hole is open again'

>>38542613
who are these youts, who are these brehs?

Fat ginger lad on Corrie is possibly one of the worst actors in the entire history of shitty soap operas. That's an achievement in itself.

Any RAF bros in this joint?

>>38542703
Twenty something years in the future and Jaegers are used as the hot military product, then the hole rips open again or something like that. Which is why the new versions are more advanced but supposedly they're gonna be smaller.

>>38542412
A great time was had by all. Do try to be a bit more discreet about the club as it offends the plebs who are not invited

PL

>>38542702
Pretty sure women liking arseholes for being arseholes is a meme.

Any lads in Bedford wanna hang out?

Atlantic Rim was better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVpQmZmKNmo

>>38540555
>Ebin wanks to old man porn
>Bfs tilde with his builder hands

It all suddenly makes so much sense

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>>38542708
you talking about this absolute champion?

he was my favorite corry character when i watched it

>>38542763
>In new york
FFS, I just want to watch some small little English town get wrecked.
I'd say London but it will upset that super defensive londonanon

>>38542779
No, the fat one with the pet rat

I just saw a scene that he completely butchered. I have literally no idea what the writers were getting at because he fucked it up that much

>>38542798
Londoner here

Would happily see it get trashed in a movie desu

>>38542734
You're either very young or a hermit

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>>38542810
i dont know who you mean lad. i have not watches corry for years

>>38542798
North Sea Rim when?

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Just had a comfy bath lads. Mr Shekelberg wants me in tomorrow but I shan't be doing that.

Think I am going to give Tekken a go soon, learn a new character. Thinking Leo because it seems fitting haha

What are you up to this afternoon lads?

>>38542682
update, the flavour isn't very strong and is quite sweet, similar to frazzles. will be sticking to walkers smokey bacon from now on

quite disappointed 2bh, their steak crips are god tier

Striker Eureka was the best Jaeger

Rockstar Beach Blend is shite, doesn't taste of anything.

rim boys are gay

>>38542926
The watermelon rock star is probably the best drink I've ever had

>2nd big shit of the day
this is horrible. Why cant I drink without consequences?

>>38542921
>remembering when jager bombs were a thing

ugh just thinking about them makes me feel sick

>>38542854
I'm only having you on m8 I know women like the biggest dickhead in the room. Most enjoy seeing them bully other people too and never call them out on it.

I could have sworn I saw a mock poster for Pacific Rim with the tagline; 'get ready for a hell of a rim job'

Missing Len lads

>>38542842
Thousands of pounds worth of improvements.

>>38542868
You have no idea how much I would love this, maybe a spin off of English Channel Rim.

>>38542873
>What are you up to this afternoon lads?

writing lyrics

this is all i have so far

line up all the fan girls, tell them to wait their turn like im Ramses the second

>>38542975
He posted a few times this week lad

>>38542921
I liked the russian one. Big clompy robot with a cooling tower for a head.

>>38542975
Why originaIly though?

>>38542897
>McCoys

Never got the appeal. Tried them when I was younger and didn't like them. Then again I like a lot of foods I used to hate so maybe I will give them another chance

Skips, walkers and monster munch are my personal top tier crisps

>>38542987
What genre lad?

>>38542981
Or alternatively Loch Ness Rim

>>38542962
delete this please no one has me on no one

>>38543044
>What genre lad?

hiphop/rap

>>38543051
Mecha Billy Connolly?

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Missing Sexy Kev lads

- Gary xx

>>38543044
Still bitter that spoons dont stock mccoys anymore desu. Now got overly crunchy and under flavoured kettle chips. They arent beer crisps at all.

>>38543080
why are all comedians shit now compared to him?

>>38543080
Nessie vs The Bigger Yin

>>38543112
LAD don't talk about going to spoons like a normie, tilde will get ebin to tell you to kill yourself

Ahh fuck me lads, woke up with a splitting headache from last nights drinks in town. Only just gone now thanks to cold and flu remedy powder.

Ended up accidentally sending a drunk video of me fapping to my ex girlfriend's phone, woke up with angry messages from her and her brother in my Snapchat.

I'm gonna go tesco in about 2 hours for some cigs and pizza and maybe a little wine for tonight.

Anyone reccomend something to watch later? Netflix is shit so I cancelled ny subscription.

>>38543178
Watch the kingsmen, it's fun

>>38542873
>What are you up to this afternoon lads?
I don't know. Shoot me an idea Tilde.

>>38543155
Don't care tbdesu. I'm a cyborg anyway.

>>38542991
I just wish Len posted here more often, I feel like he's the only lad here that "gets me" kinda deal

I shagged an Asian woman last night lads.

>>38543270
Paki or good asian?

>>38543112
>spoons

Never been before but I walk past one on the way to work and it looks really comfy.

Quite like kettle chips too desu.

>>38543155
Haha I wish I could get ebin to do anything I wanted.

>>38543204
>play video games
>clean your room
>go to the shop for weekend snacks
>watch magi the labyrinth of magic as nobody in this thread except me seem to have seen it

Enjoy it no matter what you end up doing!

>>38543270
What sort of Asian? Makes all the difference

>>38543280
>>38543289
Good kind.
Chinese.

Was an absolute buzz.

>>38543308
Good lad.
Done Vietnamese, Taiwanese and Japanese myself.

>>38543281
Would you rather bum ebin or be bummed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skcfu1YBMjs

BEAUTIFUL sound

>>38543281
>Peacocks
>Weatherspoons near a Greggs
Lad I think we share a city.

>>38543325
He will answer this question but won't answer why he's okay with ebin telling people to kill themselves.

about turn 30 and have done nothing with my life, I'm a complete failure and I'm under no illusion that its not entirely fault and yet still i know i don't have it in me to change

>>38543361
He's okay with it because he doesn't give a shit about anyone else. Only pretends to.
Tbh I'm glad Ebin doesn't feel he fits in here with how he acts.

>>38543375
How so lad? Is there anything you still want to do?

>>38543281
>spoons

Yeah i'd say its the most inviting kind of pub. Not really any insular old-man loyalty to spoons, tried a few proper pubs in my town but most of them are "regulars only" type places. I would like to find a more quiet pub but normie mates prefer reliable spoons.

>>38543395
>but most of them are "regulars only" type places
Become a regular then. I bloody loved the regulars when I worked in a pub. Had some proper good banter with them.

>>38542152
I do not follow laws, I drive according to road conditions and choose my speed. Every man should be able to park outside his own residence.

>>38542179
>>38542191
>>38542251

Say that to my face; I can kill you with my hands.

>>38543389
it speaks volumes about tilde if that's the kind of person he goes after

>>38543325
either

>>38543350
Go on lad, give me the name!

>>38543361
I don't agree with it. I always think the kys thing is a bit excessive but I don't think it's intended literally in most cases especially somewhere like here.

And ebin is an adult (technically) who can take responsibility for what he says. I'm not going to police his or anyone else's posts

>>38543395
The pub environment seems super comfy to me. If I drank alcohol or had friends I can see the appeal of it. But think playing video games together or going for walks together would be more enjoyable for me

>>38543449
I'll give you the region first. Stafforshire?

>>38543405
I was at my old local for a bit, but i was one of about three actual customers and it closed down. It suited me because it was quiet and the barmaid was deaf.

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>>38543430
Shit watch out everyone we've got a dangerous guy over here

>>38543449
What about that one time he literally encouraged someone to kill themselves?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38369710/#q38375793

You're a sick phony who only pretends to care about people for attention. If you actually cared you wouldn't even bat an eye at someone like that.

>>38543389
>How so lad? Is there anything you still want to do?
completely apathetic about my life
i have no education beyond some shitty btecs and nvqs
ive worked one year since leaving education
hkv, never had a girlriend
haven't had a friend in 3 years, before that only had one
can't drive
rarely leave the house
can feel my health starting to go
recently moved town thinking it would be a fresh start, still exactly the same, I think thats what finally crushed what spirit i had left

in the past I had very few desires to do anything, now theres nothing that appeals to me whatsoever. I'm just waiting for the inevitable breakdown or terminal illness

>>38543500
How many weekends have you spend doing this now?

I'm counting 4

>>38543479
Sorry anon but we aren't too far apart desu

Guessing your stoke?

>>38543500
I don't think he posted that with malice and I don't sense any aggression in it. The timing was poor though. More of a badly timed shitpost.

>>38543544
Fug. There's a Greggs basically right next to the Spoons in Hanley.

>stoke
No, Cannock.

>>38543544
He told someone that there's no reason they should continue living and then snapped back at someone else for pointing out he was acting like a sick twat.

If you read further someone actually did convince that anon not to kill themselves, there's no excuse and the fact you're turning a blind eye shows how much of a fake sicko you are.

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920 Wetherspoon branches in the UK, then we have to filter down by checking if a Peakcocks and a Greggs is nearby
Am I autsie enough to bother trying this?

>>38543601
There's always a Greggs or Peacocks nearby

>>38543557
W-wow Cannock? Still feels weird seeing place names I hear irl posted here

Never been to Cannock before though

>>38543601
Do it lad, become doxxanon's apprentice

>>38543607
You're not missing out on much mate.

Getting nice and stormy down my way lads. Proper chucking it down haha

>>38543608
I'm pretty sure I can at least narrow it down to that he's probably in England which is nice
Maybe I could whip together a little program to compile all the info for me but I'm not sure where I could just find a list of towns/cities where the three chains exist

>>38543522
Why not apply to do a course? There are plenty of mature students. I didn't get my degree till this year and I'm 26. I'm glad I waited though as I had no idea what I wanted at the time most do a degree.

If that's not for you, how come you haven't worked much? I don't want to be telling you to get applying or do stuff for it if you have medical reasons. I feel one of those two might get you out of the house and into something productive which at least might help you physically and mentally.
Being stuck indoors all the time is soul destroying sadly.

>>38543601
You should. Get a list of all 920 locations, Cut out multiples so you have a list of towns/cities (some cities might have 3+ in them)
Then a list of Peacocks and Greggs. Greggs have multiple branches per city so it's just a case of removing duplicates. Peacocks maybe the same but should be doable to narrow it down quite a fair bit. Time consuming sure but totally possible.

>>38543664
It's boiling in Manchester lad.

You near Cumbria?
M8 of mine just sent me a snap of the storm.

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>>38543601
Not sure if I am excited or scared

But I will tell you if you get it right

>>38543522
I'm in a similar situation but I'm only 19. You encourage me to not be like you, so that's something.

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This is my life now, kill me.

>>38543733
kek at the no take candle peaking at you through the crowd

>>38543500
Based len orbiter, I love posters who have some serious autism.