/britfeel/

any you fags keep tropical fish?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWHaG_uCvEA

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>ha ha

ugh

I'm on my Summer holidays. I'm 20 years old. I don't really have any friends. I'm mainly addicted to 4chan and online multiplayer games, but I still try to read books every now and then. This is done more out of duty than a genuine passion for literature though, I don't really enjoy much these days or have an overarching goal to strive towards.

My youth seems to be passing by me, and I feel very unfulfilled. I know this is the case for thousands of people, but I want to be one of the lucky few who have a woman, a social circle, and a reason to get of bed in the morning.

I don't really know how or where to meet people who live near me. I have very few meaningful relation ships. Even posting this text box on the internet is pretty futile gesture. My youth is passing me by. I'm wasting it. Before I know it I'll be a thirty year old man working pointless blue collar jobs, still playing computer games in the evening to fill that empty void in his life. The future is looking fucking grim right now. Sometimes I think I should throw out the PC and join the army. Sometimes I wish I lived in an American country so I could buy a assault rifle and end it with dignity rather than going quietly in my bedroom.

My mum and dad seem to be getting on with their own thing, and i don't expect them to help me (how could they?). I never got much from them in the way of life lessons or morality though. They grew up during the Thatcher years and acquired a vague feeling for socialism and voting for the SWP, but this was never delved into on an intellectual level. There's tons of books about leftist literature in the cupboard yet neither of them have read any of it. I remember attempting to ask them more about their poltical beliefs when I was 16 and it was pertinently obvious, even at that age, that they didn't really know what they were talking about. They had no coherent system to view the world, only nebulous slogans. Nobody knows what's going on in the world - even mum and dad.

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>>38529703
>friendo
>buddy

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Kuu-chan!

>>38529582
Same as any other person watching porn I'd imagine.

>get home from work
>whack on my PC
>load up my favourite sites
>trawl hundreds of pages deep
>try to avoid downloading so much stuff that my ISP gets suspicious of my activity
My fear of Sky calling up asking me why I'm downloading so many gigs is so bad that I have a "download backlog" of stuff spanning back 2 weeks. Whenever I find new stuff I add it to the queue unless its particularly good in which case I download it immediately. Same for it I find something from years ago that I thought had disappeared forever.

>>38529633
Not really. The remaining 50GB is 50-50 split of straight shit and hentai. Hentai is about 15 GB homo 10GB straight.

>>38529688
I gave up on human contact years ago. I've reached a point where physical contact disgusts me.

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>buy Tekken 7
>they removed my tekkenfu's alt costume

REEEEEEEE

>>38529720
>I gave up on human contact years ago

Why? You can't be that bad

>>38529707
oh my god are you me anon?

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>>38529743
>Why? You can't be that bad

t. normie

>>38529743
I've been told I'm not ugly. At least externally. As a person I'm horrible to be around since I end up physically and mentally abusing anyone I get close to due to my own insecurity. Get to live the rest of my life forcing people back at arms reach.

post music from your depression playlists (and maybe your 2d grill too)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tnUx4d9QAI

>>38529634
And in a few months they'll be all "Hey anon have you heard of this band?" and they'll play that song you played that night that they all hated.

>>38529783
you forgot your 2d gril anon

>>38529722
Holy fuck lol why are her legs the same thickness all the way down

Actually looks like a frube or something

>>38529796
m-mine isn't 2d

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real babestation hours

naked ashley

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>>38529720
Let's see your transfer stats for the month lad, this is mines.

I'd say around 1.7TB of it was porn.

>>38529753
Don't ever reply to my posts again, dick head

>>38529771
In what way do you abuse people?

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>>38529783
Jolly depression is the best kind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho1LgF8ys-c

>>38529810
you should post her anyway lad, show off her qtness to the world

>>38529809
Was the ps3 your first console or something? Genuinely curious.

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>>38529834
>Don't ever reply to my posts again, dick head

>>38529821
Where 2view lad?

>>38529834
I tend to get angry and beat people. Also just fucking with them in subtle ways to break them down emotionally. Oh, and verbally battering them day-in-day-out.

>>38529842
Nah it wasn't. But come on, looking back on old game graphics is still pretty hilarious, right?

>>38529703
>>38529715
>that feel when probably the sole proprietor of both those things.

haha come on lads, its not that bad haha

any of you lads want to take guesses on what mummy will do for dinner tomorrow?

I've got a secret to share with you lads, this is actually a legitimate confession.

my carpet used to be the carpet equivilent of ebin's wall

>>38529884
It was a half arsed attack on me because I used that reaction image+filename in response to the word "bud" being used


Going to try watch a movie, video games aren't working

Tbh got a tattoo recently lads
Pretty happy with it and sort of want another haha

>>38529812
Thats a pretty unflattering picture tbqh.

I've spent over 5 years on 4chan, over 3 years on /r9k/, and 2 and a half years on /britfeel/ and I don't regret it for a moment.

>>38529720
>My fear of Sky calling up asking me why I'm downloading so many gigs

Unless you're on one of those ancient limited data usage plans, the ISP will literally not give a fuck. I download a fuckton of porn and games and have never been bothered about it.

Funny story though, back in the day when Orange was still a thing in the country, we got kicked off their broadband for being the 3rd highest in bandwidth usage.

>>38529897
we had barbacue-esque things today, and roast is Sunday, so Ih ave no idea tbqh. Can't be pasta-based either - maybe Indian or 'bits and pieces'
>>38529924
post pls anon!
>>38529900
we've all been there lad - unless you mean mouldy as opposed to really dirty?
>>38529955
it's not like I had anything better to do

>>38529703
why weren't you making these posts last weekend haha?

>>38529969

I didn't mean mouldy, just really old and dirty

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>bored shitless and tired
>perfect chance to get to bed and hopefully to sleep at a reasonable time
>feel like im somehow wasting a night if i go to bed before 4am

>>38529966
Dunno lad I've heard that sometimes they get suspicious of your activity even if you have an unlimited plan with them. Probably something to do with catching the big league pirates though so I know I shouldn't worry too much.

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>>38529812
naked alice

>>38529969
ye i meant, my mummy and i would reveal the answer tomorrow

>>38529812
>tfw knew someone at college who'd just watch babestation all day
wew

>>38529993

>If I go to bed now, I'll have to wake up to saturday morning britfeel which is shit

>>38529996
Just tell them you're downloading games/movies and shit on your PC/PS4/Xbox/whatever. The average data usage per household these days has skyrocketed. Same in the mobile business where one upon a time 500mb of data would be more than enough, the average these days is 3-5GBs.

>>38529955
I''ve been here for 10 years lad, my very first post was on /v/ about Portal. I was instabanned because my thread caused such an uproar everyone thought I was trolling. It got about 100 posts before I was banned, I was just new and idiotic back then, I didn't even know what trolling was. I think I personally emailed moot to unban me.

hav a luk at my sick ink lads
http://imgur.com/a/bVG8G

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>>38529783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13EifDb4GYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kKVWknupeI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiZlAmHa7QI

>>38529862
Options>preferences>transfer cap. I'm on 2.2.1 though so it may be different for your client.

>>38529869
I'm in my mid 20's so when I think of shit graphics I think of 2.5d sprites and when you think about it the graphics in that image are made with the same tech we have today, it's just that the polygon count is much larger.

>>38529969
I'll post when it's all healed up lad it's only small anyway

>>38529707
Same here lad, do you play grand strategy games?

>>38530052

>uploaded January 26

>just walked in on my dad drinking with the lights off

What does this mean?

>>38530051
>I was instabanned
>it got about 100 posts before I was banned,
Apparently I'm also super retarded still.

>>38530081
it means he needs a hug lad. any guess on the reason?

>>38530073
yes but it's a leap year

>I need help
>here is help
>that is bad help, I need better help
>WELL FUCK YOU THEN, I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP

is there a name for this phenomenon?

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>>38530056
Fuck me mate I dunno how you get through so much. Maybe it's because I'm with shitty Sky in a shitty area so I physically cannot use as much in a month. I'd guess and say about 30GB of this was porn.

>>38530094
I asked him and he just said "because I want to, I don't need the lights on".

>>38529933
https://www.t-51.com/ashley-emma-2017-05-27/

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>>38529993
I know that feel all too well, I should probably just go to bed instead of forcing myself up but I do it every time.

>>38530081
He's going to strangle you in the night. I would strangle him first, just in case

>>38529897
had homemade pie for tea/breakfast

tfw wake up at 7pm

>>38530126
awww, dads have it worse than robots sometimes.

>>38530037
it's good to have on in the background while you are browsing the 'net. it's like a moving poster

>>38530116
it's called being a giant dick

There was a lad here yesterday who wanted picture proof that I was out running doing laps of a field at 2:30 am. Unfortunately the grass will be too wet to run on right now, but ill post pics of this public footpath ill try soonish. Its gonna be pitch black so Im pretty scared tbqh.

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I'm 21, I didn't have a friend in well over 8 years now, so I tried reaching out to some childhood friends

>Two online friends,that are now in the military, didn't really seem interested in talking to me after I reached out to them, probably got weirded out by contacting them out of the blue

>Cousin whom I partially grew up with, didn't speak to him in a while. He's an ultra normie druggie in the making that lives with his mom and plays overwatch and dota all day if he's not out with his friends, seemed completely disinterested in talking to me until I told him I made some pretty sick gains on crypto-currencies, has used me for money in the past.

>Created a fake facebook to look up one of my only friends in school, he's wearing black leather suits in his pictures and has an incredibly gay haircut coupled with an ear ring, has partaken in a "Autism awareness march", and has made an extremely autistic and cringeworthy video about the library he's volunteering at.

>Probably my best online friend at the time, is now a transexual junkie.


Been living alone for 3 years now, my greatest fear is going full schizo-mode. Aside from wagecucking I have nothing, people at work can see I'm a sad sack of shit.

Thinking about ending it lads.

>>38530192
>wanted picture proof
or you could not prove anything to anyone and be a man.

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>>38530208
Wait until you're like that and but you're 27.

>>38530192
That was me the Nightlad

>posting on phone for next 3 days so NO more comfy pics

Don't worry I believe you anyhow. Better to stay safe than prove someone wrong

>>38530208
>has friends
get out normie ha ha

These fucking bellends on 2000000 buffet

That said im hungry as fuck now

>>38530250
Did you even read the fucking post?

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Ive got a date with a lass tomorrow lads. Were going to meet at a local cafe and enjoy a cream tea together.

Should I attempt to hold her hand?

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rate this meme

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join the 'in crowd' lads

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>>38530208
that's so sad anon. I was suicidal earlier this year for similar reasons - isolation, friendliness etc. I'm an inept idiot so I can't give anything but shit advice, but joining societies/ clubs is the only route to go down. at least try 3 or 4 - nerdy hobbies like mtg/40k, sports or whatever before heroing. my parents normally pick me up when I'm depressed, is it feasible to spend some time with them if you have a good relationship?

I always assumed the stomach was around the belly, but it's actually closer to under the left ribs
when I've eaten a lot of food it stretches and looks like something from Alien.
strangely erotic

>>38529722
Do you play on ps4? I never see other xiaoyu's online.

>>38530292
>posting this in the same thread as a suicidal anon
fuck you
>>38530291
he is beautiful
>>38530288
normally I'd say normie reee. but go for it. It must feel so lovely

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Guess whose birthday it is, lads. That's right! It's everyone's favourite idol's~

Wish a big happy birthday to Nico, everyone

>>38530208
Do what Im doing, getting physically fit preparing for the army if life doesnt improve within the next 2 years. I truly believe that you can make better friends through the military if you put a tiny bit of effort in.

>>38529783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PvBc2TOpE4

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>>38530353
>implying most of us aren't suicidal

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>>38530366
I prefer Maki.

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>>38530125
I've got fibre and there's a very high chance that I've seen every porn produced in Japan. I desperately need help but who would you even talk to about masturbation addiction, it's not like I can walk into the GP and say "I'm wanking a bit too much, anything you can do to help".

No doubt there are mental health issues also at play but I fear I'm too far gone and with the funding cuts to the NHS I'd rather someone in a more salvageable condition get the help they need.

Unless the NHS comes up with treatment for pleasure addiction I'm destined wank myself to death in my cum cave.

>>38530343
PC. I literally just bought it but I'll probably main her just because I'm so used to her moveset.

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>>38530412
Well it's Nico's birthday today so you'd better fucking wish her happy birthday

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>>38530353
Cheers lad. Cream or jam on top?

>>38530431
I always wonder what these nose plaster things are on 2d girls.
happy birthday to grill

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My girlfriend just gave me permission to buy this dildo off the internet because my dicks too big for her and it made her bleed.

I'm 8 long and 6 around and this thing is 7 long and 4.75 around. Hoping to break her in a bit with it.

Fucking having a big nob is nothing like they said it would be lads. Any tips?

>>38530413
how old are you? sounds like a teenager problem

>>38529659
Why do you keep thinking about boys in the /britfeel/ pic?

>>38530296
Got raised by my grandparents, they're dead.

Ended up homeless for months after my piece of shit father kicked me out, so that is out of the question.

>>38530367
I was thinking about joining the army for a long time now (the FFL specifically), but my vision is badly deteriorating. I will get my eyes checked this week to see if I'm eligible for military.

>>38530413
Yeah that's my problem. Fucking Sky Fibre in my area is wank. I get like 3MB/s at best.

>there's a very high chance that I've seen every porn produced in Japan
Its starting to feel that way for me and fag porn. I feel like I've exhausted every good option so I'm falling into ever more degenerate fetishes to find new content.

>NHS
>treating porn addiction
Don't be daft lad they only see to you if you're a paki or a tranny who wants pills to pop.

>>38530474
I hugged my screen for you

>>38530503
Thanks lad, I could really use one right now.

can someone wish me goodnight?

>>38530622
good morning laddy

>>38530622
Night night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite

chuuuuuu~

>>38530466
Mid 20's but it all started at the ripe young age of 12. I've had plenty of time to think it over and I can say with confidence that the internet was a mistake.

>>38530485
I've managed to stop myself from falling too far into degeneracy by exclusively downloading newly released porn. When I would just go browsing for stuff I'd end up downloading the most fucked up stuff I could find and the japs have fucked up porn in abundance. I'm disgusted to admit I've wanked to scat on more than one occasion but it always feels so right in the heat of the moment.

I used to deliberately look out girls that only did a few extreme fetish shoots before retiring. Girls that appear out of nowhere doing the most disgusting stuff on earth before retiring almost always owe the Yakuza money and are being forced to do it so their families don't get killed, it's essentially hardcore rape that's legally filmed and sold. The girls are almost always screaming in agony, fear, shame and usually crying genuine tears. The taboo of it and the raw emotion used to get me off like nothing else, thankfully I've been off that stuff for a while but a new girl will always pop up and get me interested again. It's only good for a few wanks before you're too ashamed of yourself to get hard.

anybody want to swap lives with me

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What is packing in smoking like? im smoking 10-15 marlboro reds a day now and plan on packing in cold turkey(thats the best way right?) how shit is it? ive heard all the good effects of being smoke free but what are the bad things ill go through when im packing in? and do you really feel alot better once you go smoke free? im 27 and ive been smoking since i was 14

I've slept for three two hour periods in the last twenty-four hours. I am losing my fucking mind; took me a couple of minutes to realise the dream I last woke up from wasn't real.

should I watch no country for old men?

>>38530850
dunno lad, but if you wanna feel, i mean really feel, watch marley and me

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Any of you chaps remember this?

>>38530818
>took me a couple of minutes to realise the dream I last woke up from wasn't real.
That's happened to me a few times. I once woke up and thought I was 16 and back at school again, I was so happy to go to school and see my friends but when I opened my wardrobe and couldn't find my shirt I remembered that I left school 8 years ago and I havne't seen those friends in 6 years.

I just fell on the ground and started crying for a good half an hour. Good times.

>>38530878
Marley and Me is genuinely one of the worst melodramatic movies I've ever seen.

If you want to feel watch Hachiko (the jap one) or A Moment to Remember.

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>Get home from night shift
>House mate is asleep
>Literally as soon as I sit down almost ready for bed I hear him wake up
>Hear the telltale sound of nos balloons being filled

Does he do this on purpose or something? Literally as soon as I'm about to sleep without fail. It's like he's got magic powers to know when I'm back home.

>>38530366
Happy birthday nico nico qt

>>38530940
>>Hear the telltale sound of nos balloons being filled
fuckin ell

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>>38530878
>>38530933
I don't want to feel lads, I just get bored when watching "le feels" stuff because it doesn't do anything for me looks a bit gay also lad, why would I watch that?

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>>38530775
Pretty much the same amount as you but I've only been smoking for like 5 years
Tried quitting a few times and the most I've managed was a month, it did feel pretty good once the urges were minimal
You just feel much more crisp and idk fresh, focused, at least that's what happened in my case
It wasn't THAT horrible, I didn't feel anything substantial
Cigarettes is literally all you'll think about throughout the whole week tho, keep busy, eat more, chew gum, shit like that, anything really

Was planning on quitting again too but the cunts helped me a lot this shitty ass year. I'll probably start this week desu

I get really fucking hungry at night, for whatever reason
I need to keep busy and stop thinking of food

Really want him to be my bf, but he's so damn passive, and I ain't exactly the most assertive of people myself

>>38530940
He'll hopefully give himself brain damage and then you'll have silence 24/7

>>38530973
sorry about that lad x ask me though please xx

>>38530775
why don't you try vaping?

People don't quit cold turkey

>>38530973
Just ask him tilde

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>>38530990
think tilde is sleeping lad, I went to lay down and hug my sheets for a bit and when I came back he was afk and offline

>>38530960
I'm not saying this to mock you or anything Ebin but No Country is rather slow paced and you won't enjoy it.

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>>38530768
No shame in scat mate. Snuff and general gore videos is when you should start being worried.

All this talk of porn has me fapping to Russian high school bullying.

>>38530986
Ok. Wanna be my bf?

>>38531041
I-is it girls doing the bullying?

>>38530966
Pretty much what i was expecting tbqh anon, any sleepless nights or waking up craving a cig? thats what would bother me the most

>>38530988
I do actually have a cheap vapour cig but for some reason it makes me feel really sick, like strange stomach pains when i use it, must be the nicotine because ive tried zero strength fluid and im ok with that, do you think zero strength could help me to pack in just because its keeping me busy?

>>38531022
>they don't say goodnight

This actually bothers me and I know it shouldn't. Might be the clinginess in me

>>38531062
Yeah don't worry. Slav men are 99% disgusting ogres and usually its their effeminate men who seem to do the bullying oddly.

Why does the cilla/ lewd poster go after me? Am I really that bad that he wants to dissuade me from posting?

>>38531036
thats fair enough, I really don't know what to watch. There's too much and too little motivation haha

>>38531043
sorry lad i'm not bent

>>38531073
Its ok, I could have fallen asleep and not said goodnight to him too. I think he had the same level of motivation to do stuff as I have. I hope he sleeps well. Just hope he didn't die really.

Super nervous about uni lads
If I don't get in I might be absolutely fucked but if I do I get to go to the course and learn + get degree for what I love, I get to live out in a nice place and I got the max from student finance so I probably won't get fucked over / have to dip into my savings that I've got left since I quit my job

>browsing OKC
>see all the absolutely beautiful & cute women who I'd kill to get to know
>think about messaging them
>realise that it'd never work out
>no matter how good of an initial impression I'd make it would fall apart as soon as they met me IRL
>30 years old
>can't drive
>live with my mum
>haven't worked for almost 10 years
>no prospects for life
>totally unemployable
>no savings
>never go outside
>occasionally get a woman who's really into me who messages me first
>reply to them and be into them
>ghost them before it gets to the stage of meeting up to save them the effort of getting to know how much of a loser I am
>repeat the cycle ad infinitum

Sure would be nice if human mating behaviours were different and that an extortionate amount of pressure was't placed on men to be successful just to get access to potential partners.

>>38531191

does it not make you feel a bit better knowing some girls actually like you and want to talk to you? ive been considering dating sites and apps but im too scared of rejection

>>38531066
>any sleepless nights or waking up craving a cig
Didn't keep me awake the whole night but I gotta admit I did have some trouble falling asleep the first week cause the cigarette before bed was sacred ever since I started
Never woke up tho, I'm an obscenely heavy sleeper

>when the depression hits hard

Why don't I fit into this world lads. I just want a very simple cosy life like most people get. Instead I've been subjected to years of mental torture throughout my entire life. I didn't ask to be born into this hell.

The absolute STATE of google chromes spell check.

>Type "garentee"
>This is only two letters different to "guarantee"
>Spell check thinks is should be "garment"

This is where I was when the bomb dropped.

- Anonymous, 1992 - 2017.

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>Can hear housemate breathing

reeeee be quite

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>>38531170
My little bro is waiting on them too, good luck. When is results?
>>38531191
The other anon said it right, most people would kill for that kind of attention. We can't tell you anything other than just message them back, however you end up mustering the courage.

Pretty depressing but welcome posts tonight lads, keep em up.

>>38531356
Feels always make for a good thread. I'm proud of you brave bastards.

>>38531041
>No shame in scat mate
I could explain away some of the fetishes I've dabbed in but definitely not scat, definitely not jap scat at least.

So you're exclusively gay? Ever worn a wig and stockings? Just asking for a friend haha

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That guy who has too much fag porn, can you give me any good suggestions and where may I find it?

>>38531514
you'll get all the "fag porn" you could want when you're thrown into the fires of damnation lad.

>>38531438
Not exclusively but I only really like women when they're being degraded. Pretty much all my "straight" porn is from sites like Facial Abuse.

>Ever worn a wig and stockings
Dabbled wit it a bit in private but butt stuff isn't my thing. I do like to mill about my home in thigh highs from time to time though still. I'm not very feminine though. From what I've posted I bet I sound like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.

>>38531514
The internet. Plus as I said most of it is from amateur livecams and stuff, or videos that have been down for yonks. Besides all my favourite material is easily found on benders Tumblr/pornhub/Xhamster these days. Small hint to all you wankers out there but VK.com also has a fuckload of porn on there ranging from straight vanilla studio stuff to recorded livecam sessions.

>>38531514
>ha ha i'm not gay
>ha ha give me gay porn guys

so funny ebin ha ha

>>38531514
>tfw he's probably gone off to fap

>>38531551
Was suprised how good pornhub gay was tbqh but I've exhausted all the quality stuff there it feels like. Always thought it was super vanilla and normie but it had some decent amateur stuff. Sounds like you could probably end up at some nonce shit on russian sites so I shan't be bothering

Right then lads setting off for the pitch black run, wish me luck.
>tfw never been so scared yet hyped ever.

>>38531608
VK is basically Russian Facebook mate. Child porn isn't a thing on there. Its all above board.

>>38531543
>>38531563
I don't think i'm homosexual btw, I wouldn't call myself homosexual anyway. Not a pride flag waving flamer. Only normies let their sexuality define themselves and "come out" is just a cry for attention. Nobody needs to know what I wank to or who I might want to "date"

Lads have any of you thought about the Beatles? They wrote the most amazing songs in popular music before they were even 30. They did the ultimate in achievement. I feel like such a loser in comparison. And I deserve that. They are the top people in history when comes to music, at 27 years old.

>>38531642
>being this in denial about his sexuality

whats wrong with this kid lads?

They will chop you down just to count your rings.

>>38531551
As long as you're not prancing in front of the mirror singing Goodbye Horses then you're golden.

>>38531642
>tfw Ebin would be perfect if it weren't for his personal hygeine
Wish I could find a bf who isn't a flag waving, STD ridden shit.

>>38531664
It doesn't even matter for me, I haven't been in a situation where it even matters

>>38531642
>masturbates to old men fucking twinks
>not gay
ha ha ebin xD

Almost fucked it up with a girl i am talking to

>girls pic on kik is an 8/10.
>I think it could be a catfish because she seems too good
>looks up her kik name on Google
>video comes up about fake profiles and i assume she is fake and ask to see more pics of her
>I look into the video and it has no relation and only came up because the uploaded had a similar name

Thank God i did not fuck it up more.i still tho k it might be catfish though. Gonna just pretend it's a friend until i know she is real

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How does this make you lads feel?

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>>38531730
>tfw I have actually stuck on some tights and sang Goodbye Horses in front of a mirror
>implying we all haven't for a laugh at least

Anyway goodnight lads. Been fun sharing a slice of my degenerate pie with you.

>>38531758
is this lenlad? you need to stop the "haha" falseflagging thing you made it obvious from this post

>>38529703

>>38531776
I had no emotional response, what did you feel lad?

>>38531758
It's just a fetish bro
>>38531734
>being attracted to flying squirrels

I feel like I'm trying to destroy my own life by planting bad seeds that will bear fruit layer on and force me into doing something very drastic.

Does anyone else share this feel?

>>38531734
my hygiene should be ok if I move out, i'm one of the best catches in this thread I bet

>>38531789
Made me wish I had a granny gf tbqh

>>38531779
Nighty night lad. Sweet dreams xxx

>>38531776
he needs to trim his pubes tbqh

>>38531792
Awefully vauge anon. You're making short term oriented decisions that will jerk you in the future? Is it too private to be specific?

>>38531783
>constantly talking about len attacking you
>now there are false flag operations

you are honestly a riot ha ha

I hope you all reach Wizard Zen. The point where you don't care anymore and accept where you are in life. The point where you don't look at women, the point where everything is just white noise, the point where a social life is a hindrance, the point where you don't become a slave to your depression and loneliness.

>>38531868
Sounds absolutely shit.

>>38531271

A tiny bit I guess? But for the most part the women who message me first aren't *that* attractive and it feels like they're only messaging me because I'm the backup of the backup of the backup.

There's been maybe 2 times in 3 years where a really beautiful woman has messaged me first and we've exchanged numbers but as soon as we're texting over whatsapp the mood shifts and they became less and less interested till they eventually just stopped replying.

>>38531897

Yes, the difference is I accept it. I let it no longer hold me down.

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>>38531868
this was me for years tbqh, but last year I had some awful realizations now I'm stuck between wanting out of this mode or staying in this mode. Its driving me to insanity. I'm not bothered about a social like or relationships but I'd like to experience it in a way that suits me, its more the fact of having no reason to wake up or do anything for an extended period

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>>38529955
>been lurking here since year 8 in secondary school
>started posted when I was around 14
>now 20
>almost half of my life has been spent on 4chan

>>38531642
>Nobody needs to know what I wank to
Then why do you keep posting about it, homo?

>>38531776
Makes me feel glad I'm not cut

>>38531923
Still shit lad. Getting kicked in the face every morning is still shit even if you accept it

Lack of a social life, no friends etc is only good if you're doing it to completely concentrate on other things but we know that isn't the case because you're using britfeel supplement your lack of a social life like ebony and tilde

>>38531868
Is it possible to reach this stage at 21 years old? Because I honestly feel like this is already me.

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>>38531954
I want to do degenerate stuff in theory but I'd probably be disgusted beyond and scared in real life. I'd settle for a handhold walk, a hug and maybe to smell them but I don't feel emotional connections I think. It seems infeasible for me to "date" most people, I wouldn't have much desires in common I feel, don't want to travel and am unable to eat out for instance. I don't think I deserve anyone to date me while I'm a NEET either, my life is pointless and i'm a waste of time. Its why I've never even tried to date anybody

>>38532014
you'll probably grow out of it though and then you'll be fucked. It happened to me. You realize you won't be young forever and your just heading into a lonely old age which is even worse

>>38532074
That's all well and good, but you didn't tell me why you've posted about what you wank to.

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>>38531952
>admitting to using this board when you're under 18

Devilish

>>38532074
>you'll probably grow out of it though and then you'll be fucked. It happened to me. You realize you won't be young forever and your just heading into a lonely old age which is even worse
But I literally don't care about the concept of loneliness. Don't think I ever actually have. I have been, and will always be so much better off without human companionship. I can't understand how so many robots on here can espouse misanthropic opinions like mine and then be like "waaaahhh i'm so lonely i need friends and family and gf".

Haha lads I've got a splitting headache haha

just paid a 12 year old 1bong for 1mill RS gold

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>>38532112
I don't know, why not?

>>38532153
I think the same as this tbqh. I don't get why people want to date awful females or vapid people for the sake of doing it. I've also said I think people delude themselves into loving people, the thing is i've got bad FOMO now having never had a real friendship or any romantic contact in real life. It feels like having friends and relationships is a massive burden you take upon yourself. I could easily live without it and will probably give up trying becuase I think i'm a dead end anyway

>>38532174
How much is 1mil in quid?

Think the years of sitting in a shitty computer chair is getting to my back lads

>>38532222
>I don't know, why not?
Because nobody needs to know what you wank to

I think you are all cunts and I hate you orbiters haha

>>38532257
I meant in real life not on an anonymous board populated by supposed outcasts

Is buying drugs from the dark net a meme?

>>38532272
>populated by supposed outcasts

britfeel is normie lad

>>38532286
I still think theres a decent amount of robots, but I can sense that and posted about that yesterday while contemplating quitting coming here

>>38532222
Exactly this. Apart from splitting household bills (another point of tension between couples), I don't see any real, tangible advantage to having a relationship. And friendships are a pain too, simply a distraction from doing the things I actually need to do. I don't think I've ever met anyone that's ever taken me forward in life, only people that have made me stagnate or even taken me backwards. I am the only one that can affect my life. Not them, not you, and not anyone else.

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So lads. How is your early morning?

Let's discuss pizza. What is your default go to pizza choice?

- Kev xx

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Was only able to do 3 pushups today because my muscles were really achy from the other days. I got down on my hands and knees and thought 'Wow, I need to do 19 pushups to beat what I did yesterday'. Then when I went down to do the first one it felt like I had already done 10. After every time I do pushups too I have to just squirm on the ground for about a minute because I physically do not have the strength to get myself up. But that's good, it means I'm putting everything into doing as many pushups as I can.

I think I'll have to give tomorrow a break whilst I recover. Hopefully when I recover I'll be noticeably stronger and might even be able to do 20!

If anyone else wants to join me just give me a name to put in the spreadsheet and do as many pushups as you can in one go.

>>38532312
The autism pizza

>>38532312
Meat feast, always meat feast preferably with a cheese and pepperoni stuffed crust

>>38532305
you'd fit in more in wizchan or 8ch to be honest

Might go for a cheeky /nightwalk/. The weather is good, noticeably cooler and crisper than normal. It's also drizzling which I like

>>38532371
I'm debating it too. Friday night though, avoid urban areas.

>>38532305
Please don't quit ebin. I'm equally as robotic as you, I don't want to be the only one

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>>38532307
Its unnecessary trouble and drama, most friendships and relationships end up having drama and hating each other at one stage, why bother at all? It feels like all these friendships and relationships are built on false pretenses and people are just doing it for the sake of doing it. You'll just end up hating your partner if you marry them and have kids and they get fat and annoying, its like every relationship has a pointless script

>>38532343
8ch is shit and wizchan is filled with 18-22 year "loner" uni students from reddit who like the memes, theres no refuge anymore for this content, normies will invade wherever becomes popular because they're all fake-depressive pseudo-loner muh social anxiety cunts that populate everything. Despite some obnoxious normies I really don't mind normie talk in general unless they're facebook tier humble brag smug posting. I want to become more functional and normal(?) so it would be contradictory for me to hate all normie stuff

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>>38532342
Always a solid choice. Can't beat a bit of stuffing ;)

>>38532371
Go for the walk. Share some pictures when you get back.

- Kev xx

The cat is going absolutely nuts, is there a way to calm it down? Or do I just have to wait until it chills out?

>>38532305
>been posting here since the very first threads
>pioneered many memes
>have had multiple gfs and had sex with many girls at my uni while posting here

I can guarantee I'm not the only one

>>38532429
alright britnormie

>tfw Ebin will never get a blood clot and die

>>38532429
Posting on here while with the gf at 2am.

Though we established many months ago that /britfeel/ is more normie and a majority of non virgins. Honestly feel this is why /britfeel/ feels different to the rest of /r9k/ with their normie and women hate threads non stop.

>>38532461
I move my legs a lot and sit like L from death note a lot of the time. I had a serious panic over getting a blood clot once because I thought I sat too much and I slept in a tight space on my floor for 16 hours a few times

I think ebin would help him self a lot if he took two weeks off the internet and just reset his attention span and ways of thinking

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>>38532312

Pepperoni, mushroom and pineapple.

>>38532342

Utter shit.

>>38532445
It's really not that hard here in britain as opposed to yankland where you're pretty much forced to be invited to house parties to be able to even meet women. Anyone over 18 can go to a club or get invited to a spoons outing with some people from a course you barely know.
>>38532469
I remember the poll where more than 2 thirds of us were non virgins and I believe it. I don't look down on anyone for not being normie but Ebin calling out the main demographic of these threads like he's the ring leader is not welcome

>realized that i always make things awkward in real life because i get things i am talking about mixed up with other things

for example i called something a sponsor when i meant promoter

>>38532496
that's really feckin ace anon

>>38532312
I want to fucking die Kev
also yeah I agree with >>38532342

>>38532507
>Ebin calling out the main demographic of these threads like he's the ring leader is not welcome
It's a shame as it only makes the threads uncomfy for everyone when that happens.

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>>38532498
Bold choice but sounds great.

>>38532540
What's wrong fella?

- Kev xx

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>>38532469
I don't mind people like you who admit to their situation, I'm perfectly fine with it, its more people who are in denial over it and believe themselves to have non-existant problems or people with a pseudo smug condesending attitude, most normies are like that in real life I think

>>38532485
probably but the truth is I have nothing to replace it with at this moment in time, I want to get an easy part time job or something but I have no idea where to begin or if I'm capable. I keep looking though

>>38532507
>Anyone over 18 can go to a club or get invited to a spoons outing with some people from a course you barely know.

haha yeah I k-know that haha

>>38532507
>>38532543
I don't mind it, see my above post. Although I do consider leaving because people make me feel like I'm not welcome to post and post ridiculous things somtimes

>>38532543
but when you point that out he blames everyone else and starts pulling the sympathy card

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>>38532498
>Pepperoni, mushroom and pineaolle

Good lad

>>38532566
Nah you're welcome here lad but I'd work on trying to remain more anonymous. We are more inclined to hate avatarfags and tripfags, like changing your filenames so they arent so obvious would be a good step

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>>38532498
>Pepperoni, mushroom and pineapple.


DEGENERATE!!!

>>38532507
>Anyone over 18 can go to a club or get invited to a spoons outing with some people from a course you barely know.

Stop.

>>38532498
minced beef and red/green peppers. If it's not much to get 3 toppings I'll get jalapenos too.

>>38532566
when are you going to post those len humble bragging posts?

>>38532657
What's stopping you lad?

>>38532657
But he's originally right

I'm dating someone and I'm still so fucking lonely. I don't even think we're dating anymore because we haven't talked in almost a month. I don't want recovery anymore and I'm tired of being this twisted, dirty, helpless idiot. I want out so badly, Anons. I'm never going to find someone who genuinely cares enough to stay and I'm never going to get better, so why even both attempting to reach old age? All that's waiting for me is hurt, because I can't even enjoy the good moments anymore, it feels more comfortable to be in agony.

i can make strangers laugh

who else a mega normie?

>>38532714
Ebin can't stand you lad.

>>38532693
>>38532703
Crippling anxiety my dudes

>>38532731
That can be worked on unless you're Ebin and refuse to try

>>38532738
That can be worked on unless you're Ebin and blame everyone else

ftfy

>>38532744
That can be worked on unless you're ebin and refuse to try, blame everyone else and insults others who actually do try

ftfy

>>38532738
Difference between anxiety from environment and anxiety from having a shit brain. Even if you're only an anxious mong through environment, there is irreversible change.

>>38532738
>>38532744
>>38532777
Singles, double Kevs and triple Kevs with each fix.

All must be true.

>>38532322
Sure Im in, put down Derek Whitehall.

>>38532738
I don't want to go to a club or spoons. I don't drink and I don't eat out haha

>>38532826
and you expect what? A cute bf to just come to you?

>>38532712
>we haven't talked in almost a month.

you're not dating anymore from the sounds of it. how do you go this long with out talking?

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these look pretty tasty

my mum used to buy these processed apple turnovers for my school dinners and these remind me of them

>>38532712
Sorry to say its very likely over lad

>>38532848
no, I said before that >>38532074
I wouldn't want to date most people and they wouldn't want to date me. I'd be too uncomfortable to do most of what people do. I don't think its even worth trying to meet people for me until I'm less pathetic, I'd probably hate them and they'd hate me anyway

Unless its Tildeanon haha

>>38532712
>we haven't talked in almost a month
She's been fucking someone else for weeks.

What are we up to lads?

Me? I'm just lying in bed like I usually do for 24 hours a day, aimlessly browsing the internet haha.

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>>38533018
Just took a shit, now I'm doing nothing as always. I thought about playing games but I don't know what to play so I won't. I wanted to watch a movie but I have no idea what to watch and no motivation

A 7/10 qt asked me out couple of years ago but I was too autistic to hold her hand introduce her to any of my friends and we only kissed after months after she literally told me 'well are you going to kiss me' as I was about an inch from her face literally shaking from anxiety.

Feel like such a failure socially. I hate drinking because my Dad died of throat cancer last year and he was a bit of an alci. I'm lazy, I've got terrible grades and I might just end it tbqh lads

Right lads night run went awful, I reached this pitch black forest void and went 10 metres in and fucking shit myself. Then decided id do hill sprints up and down where I just came. Did it about 4 times and developed a dirty stitch. Only second day running outdoors but I swear its so much harder than a treadmill to mentally push past that cardio exhaustion. I just gave up ffs. Pictures were fucking shit too and theyre too big to upload apparently.

>>38533175
>walking home from a club with the lads
>see a random autistic fella sprinting back and forth at 3am in the morning
>stops occasionally to take pictures even though its pitch black out
>Make mental note to avoid this lad at all costs.

>>38533018
About to go for a short /nightwalk/. I don't feel very well, hopefully going outside will help. This is prime /basil/ time too so I might see him

>>38533254
Have you got any specific settings on your phone lad for night photos, mine you cant see nothing.

>>38533175

Earlier this year I had to walk a few miles through pitch black forest at about 4am. At one point I jumped like a motherfucker at my own, incredibly faint, shadow that was being cast from a light about 250 yards away on a farmhouse, and I became convinced I saw a light in a bush later on so I spent about 15 minutes walking back and fourth trying to figure out if I was going to get my bum virginity stolen.

Keep going though, I've been back at it a week since taking a couple of months off and I'm getting into my stride again.

>>38533220

With every pint and kebab the normies grow softer and weaker, but with every night run we grow stronger. Our time is now.

>>38533392
Gonna take more night runs than you have in you to beat a single normie

>>38533018
Thinking about whether I should just flat out ask him if he wants to be more than friends, because theres no way he's going to be the one to suggest it

>>38533220
Hahhahahah fuarkin hell it is pretty autistic when you put it like that, thankfully its on this public trail or whatever its called and the only people who could possibly have seen me are the care home and bakery people at the start.

>>38533412

My inhuman stamina and oneness with the dark will allow me to inflict asymmetrical warfare upon all of normiedom, their kind have never seen the like.

>>38533423
honestly sounds a bit gay does that

>>38533513
I want it to be much gayer

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>>38533502
Trespassing is against the law! Guards! I'm placing you under arrest!

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Just woke up freaked the fuck out and had to walk to the living room to chill the fuck out before I broke down
Only had a few hours sleep and a couple hours the night before

How the fuck do I end this cycle lads

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>have to shell out 13 bong for a creepy loli squid figure just to get the schoolgirl uniform in Splatoon 2

>>38533532
give the details then anon

>>38533569
I'll take the figure off your hands afterwards lad.
As long as you don't squirt it in white ink.

>>38533423
If you do that can you finally acknowledge that you've become exactly what you spent ages bitching about and fuck off?

>>38533423
>>38533532
Go for it lad - provided he swings that way, when my bf said he had a crush on me I felt really special and these last six months have been the best of my life

>>38529696
my mum does, why?

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>felling ok this evening
>venture onto /pol/
>get sucked into a few threads
>come out feeling like shit

Why can't I just avoid places like that?

honestly my hands stink like roast chicken because I had some roast chicken crisps I bought from lidl the other day. I've washed my hands at least 3 times since

>>38533048
Why is Tim Farron posing with some tea, coffee, and shitty red milk?

>>38533630
have you let him bum you

>>38533642

I visit the DM online simply to read the comments threads and bamboozle myself. It's a strange compulsion.

>>38533662
Why isn't he? Why don't more people?

>>38533569
>tfw still got the inkling girl from splatoon 1 I can use
>tfw don't even play splatoon 2 because I got my shit pushed in and lost motivation

>>38533674
Reading DM comments is a sure fire way to get some laughs

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>>38533662
don't ask questions anon, its better off that way

>>38533575
I'm not gonna write your wank material. Literotica can sort you out with that

>>38533622
I'm not Mouldy McPhimosisCock

>>38533630
He definitely does swing that way. Fuck it, Ill talk to him tomorrow about it when he wakes up.

>>38533682
I don't think I've ever posed next to milk and tea with a weird face on. I don't see the reason behind needing a pic like that.

Is Tim Farron autistic btw?

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>>38533622
definitely not ebin, its probably the same normie benders who keep posting stuff like this then not going into detail. Vague humblebragging is what it is

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>>38533685
I actually like some of the amiibo but I know when I buy one I'm going to be sucked into buying a shit ton of them like these niggers

FINALLY ITS RAINING

>>38533721
He's not even pulling a face, that's his actual smile face. He rotates from the plain flat no smile face with some weird Terminator 2 smile. Then he also changes how he holds the milk.

I think he's autistic.

>>38533674
Funnily enough I also read a few daily mail articles that got linked on /pol/, one was about a hunter girl in the USA who killed herself after being bullied for hunting.

What triggered me was that most of the anti hunting anti gun people were all from the UK whilst the level headed comments were all coming from other places in the world.

People in this country would rather starve to death than learn to hunt it seems.

should i part exchange my car for a more powerful 2007 ford mondeo

>>38533764
What fucking detail? you absolute cretin

Christ almighty, I despise you

>>38533780
It can stop now, my garden is watered and the water butt is full. I want to go back to pottering around in the garden!

>>38533805
I don't know, every couple of weeks theres a post "teehee need to ask my steam bf out~~~~" and its just vague bullshit, I don't know it just seems a bit annoying

>>38533768
Those animal crossings figures

reminds me, when I was a kid I use to stay up all night fishing on animal crossings then fall asleep in school the next day. It's weird how much I loved that game even though it was so repetitive

>>38533768
I only have 4 to be honest, only reason I don't have more is because I'm running out of space in my room to put stuff, I have the 3 inklings amiibos from the original and Lucina, thank you room space for not making me buy more of these.

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>>38533793
So many pussies live in the UK, they don't understand that hunting an animal is kinder than sticking them in a cage so they shit on themselves and live in constant suffering.

Fox hunting should be legal too, people are only hate it because foxes look cute, when they've never seen one (and if they have it was going through the bins). They have never and will never live within 50 miles of a farm, and they will never understand and they are unwilling to learn, because gay foxes look cute.

Man that pisses me off so much.

binge watching dumb youtube eating challenges
probably because I'm hungry

>>38533838
So what if it's vague bullshit? What the fuck kind of detail are you actually looking for here, and how would it be relevant in the slightest?

This place is for people posting their thoughts and feels. Not life stories, like you have been doing for way too long.

Just shaved my hand and bit of my arm fully dry for some reason and now its itching

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>>38533847
more than one way to hunt a fox lad

>>38533847

stfu retard

blox

>>38533847
Fox hunting out of necessity is fine by me, cousins chickens get merked every so often by this fox and you can see the bastard on cctv its pretty funny tbqh.

>>38533869
alright calm down then, I never wanted details I just pointed out that this keeps happening almost as if its the same people doing it every week, I'm surprised the posts are even original at this point

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>>38533843
I'm hoping for a new Animal Crossing me and ex played New Leaf for fucking months
>>38533846
They almost got me with this big wool yoshi amiibo but it's like 35 bong and i dont even own the game

>>38533943
Switch will get a new AC, I mean it's getting a mainline Pokemon and a new Metroid Prime game, so it's bound to have one coming for it. Also if that was a bit cheaper I'd buy the fuck out of that Yoshi but screw paying that much.

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>>38533988
They have the small ones for like 10 quid which I might buy tbqh, I wonder if they'll compatible with yoshi switch

>>38533943
I only ever played the ds one, wild world I think

>>38533847
Its all or nothing for most people, they don't realize that sustainable hunting is a thing.

Rabbits are a pest around here and constantly ruin crops but people still bitch about how cruel it is to kill them, I remember back in 2005 when I was still in school and this guy recorded a video of himself shooting a fox and he got so much hate from people telling him it was cruel.

All he was doing was protecting his crops.

>>38533887
Would you rather be shot in the head for an instant death or be eaten by flies during old age?

>>38533713
W-why does this exist anon?

I actually find it rather terrifying.

Remind me to turn the oven off at 03:12 lads

>>38534314

RIP in peace, housefirelad

>nerdy girl I used to obsess over and watch anime and shit with is now a 10/10 stacy who works as a dancer for clubs

>>38533724
>I don't see the reason behind needing a pic like that.
Just a guess, I think it's something like 'the price of everyday goods is outrageous!'

>>38534333
Wow what a story mark
w

>>38534324
Shit I mean 04:12 haha

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Making pasta at 03:54, is this what rock bottom feels like?

>>38534324
True story my first(and only) girlfriend burned her house down in a house fire, now anytime i smell burning i really miss her

>>38534401
>not making pudding at 4am

>>38534401

for a good few seconds i thought that was a picture of a huge spotlight, like in a lighthouse or something

>>38534401
Do you live with your parents? I wish I could cook in the early morning.

Bloody hell
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/573654/Bumble-Bee-Foods-tuna-cooked-alive-worker-industrial-death

>>38534415
What caused the fire?

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Went for a /nightwalk/, it was lovely. Just walked about the urban areas. Got a few pictures. I have a fantasy of getting searched by the police for looking dodgy walking around at night and I would be like 'Ok but in accordance with the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 you may only remove my outer coat and shows' and they would be like 'Wow you're pretty well-read for a guy walking about at night' and I would be like 'innit'. So when I saw some flashing blue lights from a police car in the distance I got all excited, but they went away before I could get close

I was a right madman, walked in the middle of the road! haha

>>38534507
She burned her house down to try to kill some "friends" that were staying over

>>38534507
The kings high wizard was combing the local area for goblins, and erroneously acted on a tip that some were harbouring in my girlfriends basement. He then decimated the house using a fire rune spell and the rest is history...

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>clock struck 4am
>loud as fuck church bell outside
>don't live next to a church
>have never heard this bell before

am I going mental lads

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Here's another one. I'm definitely gonna explore in there whilst on a /nightwalk/ sometime

I seriously recommend /nightwalk/s to anyone who doesn't get out the house much, it's definitely lifted my mood

>>38534532
>>38534548
Be serious guys, one of my phobias is house fire. Then you have my dumb sister and her chargers and hair dryer/straighteners all plugged in it really keeps me awake at night.

Plus this house is very old with old wiring and probably loose connections all over.

>>38534507
IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING

B

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>>38534521

beautiful pic laddy but take it from someone who knows, police dont treat you like that on a /nightwalk/..they are almost invariably arseholes to you, also they dont drive up to you with blue lights going, youre more likely to be followed by an unmarked car for a few blocks just until they come up with an excuse to search you, glad to hear you enjoyed a nice /nightwalk/ though

>>38534583
>>loud as fuck church bell outside
>>don't live next to a church
Don't say this anon, I was just about to go to bed soon but this will keep me awake now.

>>38534597
I am being serious, she actually did try to kill her friends but she got away with it, by the way everyone lived, just treated for smoke inhalation

might go to krispy kreme tomorrow
order that box of a dozen and just cram my face

>>38534583
Were you half asleep by any chance?

If so it was probably just a harmless hypnagogic hallucination.

>>38534624
How did she do it, with a match or leaving the cooker on? I have to go into my sisters room and make sure everything is unplugged or pushed all the way into the socket because I'm so paranoid.

>>38534583
Could be an animal knocking something metal over? Also our neighbors have wind chimes that you can only hear in the dead of night.

>>38534622
I googled it but the closest church to me is a good 4 miles away and also burned down recently
>>38534637
Nah lad I only woke up about 8 hours ago and am always up at this time. I'll try and record it at 5am if it happens again

>>38534664
Well thats the thing, i dont actually know how she did it, but i do know she did it on purpose to try to kill the people who were in the house with her that night

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>>38534439
Just mum and sister, Im having to be dead quiet which is pretty irritating but hey ho. Also that monstrosity of a sauce you see is bolognese sauce, beans and tuna. Just another ghetto meal which provides sustenance which is all that matters.

>>38534690
>burned down recently
You're shitting with me right? At night my other greatest fears apart from fire is ghosts.

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>>38534717
oogaboogabooooo

>>38534705
Sounds comfy lad. I make a lot of food that looks gross but tastes nice. Presentation doesn't really matter to me.

I can't do it in the early morning because my father would be bitching about the smell.