/britfeel/

>>38522981
It'll make your boner more powerful the more you put it off lad baka and you'll have better stamina and be able to do it for longer

nited kinfdom more like hta middle east

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Happy weekend laddies. what you all got planned this weekend?

Some comfy britfeel or something else?

- Kev xx

First for eggs on toast for tea

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>>38523011
Oh okay, well I can't even do a single press up anyway so I'll have to work on the rest of my body first before my penis.

>>38523026
gonna have a fight in a carpark with a few of the lads and then probably off to smash some birds tbqh haha

>>38522973
Where the fuck are you? South East is sunny as fuck atm

>>38522973

First for getting blacked in the ass

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>>38523026
Tbqhwu Sexy Kev I'm going to drink, eat and masturbate myself into oblivion, just like every other weekend.

Tell me why London IS a shithole in one sentence.

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>just brought a gaming laptop
>The battery is down
>Send it on the day of delivery to the manufacturer for repair

I just wanted to smoke my lungs to seppuku and play vidya.

>>38523054
South west
Probably should have found a better image but no one can be arsed to do it recently

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>>38523045
>can't do a single pressup
not even a girly one? Come on lad take the Bicklepill.

>>38523054
BBC weather says it's gonna piss it down tonight

>>38523103
the sky outside my window confirms its pissing it down right now

>>38522973

> Tfw you bin the knife but still don't have a life

>>38523065
Not a sentence but a poem.

We shall see the whole of these wens abandoned by the inhabit-
ants, and, at last, the cannons on the fortifications may be of
some use in battering down the buildings. But what is to be the
fate of the great wen of all? The monster, called, by the silly
coxcombs of the press, " the metropolis of the empire? '
What is to become of that multitude of towns that has been
stuck up around it? The village of Kingston was smothered
in the town of Portsea; and why? Because taxes, drained
from other parts of the kingdom, were brought thither.

https://youtu.be/SEllHMWkXEU
very nice song

>>38523110
Well you're not in the South East then are you

>>38523137
I'm in Germany

originale

>>38523103
Fantastic. That storm on Tuesday was great.

WHATS OCCURRING?

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>>38523047
Sounds good. Give them a suplex from me.

>>38523064
Do you enjoy it though? If you do then masturbate yourself crazy lad. ;)

- Kev xx

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>>38523081
that's what you could for buying a craptop, lad.
should have bought a switch or desktop for the comfiest vidya experience

>>38523065
too many far lefties and immigrants that dont integrate

>>38523026
don't have any comfy games to play at the moment and I'm too poor to buy any, will probably continue the job hunt grind

>>38523173
Waiting for you to get rid of Tilde tbqhwy.

>>38523187
This guy looks like a dwarf in the thumbnail

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>go to the paki shop
>grab a bottle of fancy red and a big bar of chocolate and bring them to the counter
>the paki behind the counter gives me that knowing look
>"ho ho who's the lucky lady tonight then mate?"
>"aha, oh but a gentlemen never tells!"
>get home and run a nice hot bath
>light the candles and drop in a couple of bath bombs
>strip off and pour myself a glass
>get in the bath
>begin to cry

>>38523204
IS TILDE BACK?

IS PAKIPOO STILL KNOCKING AROUND?

>>38523173
Suffering, lots of suffering

>>38523218
>This guy
Come on lad

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pepe has been practicing his cooking skills and baked a cake
it has chocolate and strawberry and is very tasty

>>38523160
Well then why did you say you were in the south east you lying kraut bastard

>>38523223
what's worse is he knew and felt pity so he thought he'd give you a little cheeky compliment

>>38523171
No it fucking wasn't, I spent the entire night cowering under my duvet in fear of being electrocuted

>>38523223
bit gay lad if you know what I'm saying

>>38523240
Nah man he thinks I'm a real stud and slay that pussy every night
don't fucking shatter my illusion

>>38523187
I always enjoy a rampant wank when you're around Kev ;)

>>38523225
Yes and yes.

Pakiboo to a lesser extent. Tilde is here non fucking stop sadly.

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>>38523195
How about emulation?

>>38523286
Just for you.

- Kev xx

What's the point of it aIl, lads?

>>38523331
There isn't one
Right fucking laugh that ain't it

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Hows it going lads? Check out this funny picture.

>>38523364
Id like to be able to say this evokes nice childhood memories, but its the opposite.

>>38523294
I'M KINDA GLAD I JUMPED SHIP DESU, THERE WAS SOME GREAT BANTER HERE BUT THE PLACE WENT TO SHIT. I'M ENJOYING A SMALLER SLOWER BOARD NOW DAYS, WE'VE EVEN GOT OUR OWN LITTLE CYTUBE CHANNEL AND MOVIE NIGHTS, IT'S NICE.

>>38523353
I mean, we put in all this effort just to get old and die. Seems like everything's backward. We should be rewarded with youth, not punished with age. I want to file a complaint

>>38523065
Just one word: niggers

>>38523223

What type of red lad?

>>38523393
Did they abuse you as a kid?

>>38523225

Shoutanon I have missed you

Please, let me give you a complimentary handjob

>>38523427
Age is paying the price for youth
Problem is, we fuck up the youth part too

>Walking home earlier and a guy is walking his lil dog in my direction, as i got closer he stood still staring in my direction and I was reading something on my phone screen while walking. I felt like he was looking at me so when I got closer I looked up and looked into his eyes, he was kinda squinting in a rude stare at me but after I caught his eye it he literally looked away, pulling his dog along and started shuffling quickly past me.

Felt real weird about it. I felt he was antagonistic towards me, but the fact that he kinda ran away from my gaze makes me feel like some sort of freak that scared the shit out of him. Don't know how to feel about this. What do you think that was about guys?

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>>38523418
>WE'VE EVEN GOT OUR OWN LITTLE CYTUBE CHANNEL AND MOVIE NIGHTS, IT'S NICE.


can't say I'm jealous of that cancerous shit

>>38523451
WAAAH WHY CANT LIFE JUST BE XBOX IN SPACE FOREVER WITH PIZZA FFS

>>38523364
Britain did emojis BEFORE they were cool.

>>38523461
ebin why do you have to try and start trouble like this? this is the reason people dislike you
why cant you just be nice?

>>38523461
Can you not cause more arguments please. This thread is actually quite comfy.

>>38523502
>>38523502
forgot to remove my trip

>family have bought one of those Alexa AI boxes
creepy tbqh lads

>>38523508
but you posted an image that would identify you anyway
come on lad just dont start shit and there wont be any shit

>>38523449
PUSY?

>>38523461
IT WAS CANCEROUS AND CAUSED A LOT OF IN FIGHTING HERE, I UNDERSTAND WHY IT IMPLODED.

I STILL THINK THE IDEA OF IT WAS NICE, A FEW ANONS JUST WATCHING A MOVIE TOGETHER ON A LONELY FRIDAY NIGHT

>>38523526

Sorry lad I'll try to behave going forward

>>38523508
How about you forget to put it back on

>>38523508
I challenge you to go this entire thread without your trip or identifying images.

>>38523515
When your family's not around make it into a racist

>>38523526
>le epic old personality returns
>brags about how great his new "board" is despite this place being functionally the same
>mentions movie night which was the darkest time this thread ever had
I'll leave you to this amazingly "comfy" discussion

>>38523549
I didn't post once in the last thread

Watching what women want lads. Boss film this haha

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What are your plans for the weekend boys?

Think my anhedonia is coming back haha. Might try and force myself to play Tekken later. My girl jeans fit but are a little loose desu. Going to try and find the confidence to wear them outside

>>38523534
You alright shout? Last I remember you got a job.

And yeah I think movie night was nice in theory as well

>>38523560

For someone who wasn't around for movienight, pray do tell why it was a dark time exactly?

What happened to the discord, too? I never joined it but am curious how it went.

>>38523603
YEAH NOT BAD THANKS, I WAS WORKING IN A WAREHOUSE I THINK THE LAST TIME I WAS POSTING HERE.

I'M WORKING AS A ZOMBIE ACTOR ON EVENT DAYS NOW, IT'S QUITE FUN WORK REALLY.

HOW ARE YOU DOING LAD?

>ebin and tilde both come to shit up the thread by seeking more attention at the same time

just wait ebin is either going to blame waifu posters, len or normies

Fuck off with your tranny posting, literally all for attention from sad orbiters

>>38523560
Wasn't July the month you turned your life around?

Nearly august and you've done fuck all again ha ha

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>>38523603
Main? Rank?

>>38523603
MAYBE NOT LAD, I JUST READ GIRL JEANS, ARE YOU TRANSITIONING?

>>38523534
>PUSY?

W-we can play "let's pretend"

wow this thread is a circle-jerk.

Threw some clothes in to wash. Not a lot of space to hang them to dry, but I'll make do.
Really need to buy some new clothes when I get a job tbqh.

>>38523644
That does sound alright tbf. Good that you got yourself another job too

As for me
>work at greggs
>am a tranny
>eating problems improving slightly

It's good to hear from you though.

>>38523673
Y-yes sorry

>>38523653
Used to main Hwoarang and Jin but switched to Lee. Think I am at vanquisher. Who's your main?

>>38523603

Maybe kill myself, what about you Tilde-chan?

>>38523696
It really is desu lad. A lot of time you'll even get people claiming its the only good thread on r9k when most of the time its just "ebin and tilde amirite?" "Just had a poo lads" and forced memes.

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what the fuck is wrong with foot fags?

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>>38523724
Don't really have a main, I hit the green ranks pretty early with Asuka and Katarina with a few other characters below that, but havent played much since, was thinking of having ago at V again with that big retard Abigail

>>38523757
Not sure why he is desperate, It's a piece of piss to get feet pics from girls and I don't even have interest in that fetish.

>>38523757
Why do people go on sex sites if they aren't looking for sex

>>38523757
fuck sake what a retard, why didn't he go to one of those fake text sites

>>38523256
Fucking pussy. It was beautiful.

>>38523754

Yeah so why do we even come here? Aside from having depression

>>38523757

It's the most common fetish, obviously there are some who act completely stupid to ladies online who have it.

Is there a comfier meal than jacket potatoes? Butter, beans, and cheese with a side of salad

>>38523735
Anything in particular making you feel that way lad?

And I don't really have any plans. Hopefully I get the motivation to play some games

>>38523782
I've never played as either but kinda want to learn a waifu character soon. You on PC or PS4 lad?

>>38523824
A plate of Fish, Chips and peas covered in vinegar while its pissing it down and thundering outside. Literally the comfiest feels ever.

ANYWAY IT'S BEEN FUN LADS, I'M GONNA BOUNCE

>>38523724
GLAD TO HEAR YOU'RE DOING BETTER

>>38523831
PC, I was going to play a lot more Chloe and King.
Choles just really fun, but there's something really satisfying about beating people with chain grabs

>>38523831

Got a pretty serious mental health condition and it's been affecting me really badly recently. I'm trying to get myself in fighting shape so I can work but right now I feel I need to be dead, there's some potential delusions in the reason why. Don't wanna go into too much detail because it would take months to explain.

If you're struggling for motivation maybe you haven't found the right game?

>>38523870
>PC

Ah I'm ps4. Is the online decent?

Tbh I don't think Chloe is very qt. Considering Lilli or Leo

And there's a lad here who mains King who I can never beat. Never thought of King as a good character before

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>>38523945
Online was better than Ps4 on release, was a bunch of problems at the start from what I was hearing around the net, Not sure any more.

Main downside to the PC is that you can still see the character you get matched up against so there's quite a bit of dodging

Chloes charm is just dancing on people going WAN TU, I considered Leo a lot actually but never got round to it, Lili's a QT but Eliza is the probably the hottest

>>38523610
thats quite a projection, I've been here for a long time just didn't have a personality. I was here daily like now but I left for 3-4 months after that stuff

>>38523648
july last year or something I decided to stop being a shut in waster haha

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listening to some old jungle tunes i fucked with way back

https://youtu.be/kfUBIYzpBi4

Watching Dark Matter. So shit but I've nothing else.

Anyone else feel like this place is tailor-run to make people's mental health worse?

>>38523945
alright our Tilde

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>>38523236
>tfw you can't cook and have nobody to share it with
it's getting too real lad
>>38523603
might cry a bit and also maths. shit like usual

>>38523236
Can you post all your works so far please crayonlad?

>>38523603
skate sesh down my mates place, gonna bomb some hills, hit some local spots

rolling up a couple fattie boom battys for a smoke up in the shed

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>>38524063
the whole falling for the memes meme is real. on the one this is one of the only places where there are people like us, but it just adds to the negative feedback cycle

>>38523843
in a bit shout

>>38523921
Sorry to hear that. Not sure how effective it would be but have you tried therapy or medication? Definitely worth exploring your options.

Good to hear you want to work lad! But make sure you are better before committing to it.

I don't think the game is the problem haha. I just don't find it as fun as I usually would

>>38524067
Alright lad? You doing alright?

>>38524071
>maths

Isn't it the summer lad!? You aren't going to tell me you do it for fun? Wish I could be as dedicated to studying as you

>>38524166
sound as a pound lad got a tea on the brew, how's greggs?

>>38524166
because I bombed my exams. I'm quite the opposite.

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>eating crisps
>tip bag up to mouth to get the crumbs out
>tip it too far and get crumbs all over face

>>38523603
Gonna hit a carboot or two, I love cheap tat desu

Also post waifus if you fancy I guess

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who /smoker/ here?
im on a pack a week desu

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>>38524217
What about
>tip the bag
>end up getting salt and vinegar bits in your eye

>>38524255
Thinking of taking up desu, don't give a shit anymore

>>38524255

around 15 marlboros a day for me, tried to quit several times and failed

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Just remembered I made this high-quality OC and I'm gonna share it with you lads because it wasn't very appreciated on my private discordfor waifuposters

>>38524194
Pretty okay desu. Starting to integrate with the normies more though

>>38524199
A-ah gomen. Do you feel confident about the retakes lad?

>>38524320
>because it wasn't very appreciated
I can see why tbqhwyl

>>38524255
well over a pack a day lad, and i've got asthma.

amber queef here

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>>38524217

>buying used goods that have been touched by lots of other people and covered with their dead skin cells

Gross desu

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Sup lads just had to buy a dildo to open up my girlfriends vag cos she can't take my dick.

Mixed bag of feels...

>>38524362
Is that what she told you?
How much larger than you is it?

>>38524133
Cheers g I was going to quit wanking tonight

>>38523724
are you really 24?

How do you feel stuck at greggs for the rest of your life now you dropped out of your degree?

>>38524376
I bought it mate.

It's smaller by an inch or so in both dimensions. Easing her in

>>38524395
o-oops
>>38524323
n-no

>>38524361
>not buying people's old clothes and then sniffing the crotches and armpits

Neil Young is very comfy music tbqh lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPqv_N2mOGE

>>38524304
go for it lad, just keep it in moderation

>>38524319
>>38524354
you lads could probably do with calming down a bit desu. maybe try an e-cig or something

>>38523223
Mate how many fedoras do you own?

>>38524522
>moderation
But I hate myself and want to accelerate my own death, why would I keep it in moderation?

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>>38524403
I'm 20! Not 24.

And I already have a place at a RG uni. Might defer it a year to sort some stuff out though

>>38524416
Well ganbatte! You are okay for time now so it's just a matter of making sure you do at least a little everyday. Make us and Sophie proud!

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>>38524217
Won 50 quid on the football today. Gonna keep rolling it over til about 150/200

Done it a fair few times now, so I'm expecting them to restrict my account soon. Bookies don't like winners.

>>38524575
go for cigars then lad, inhale that smoke and youll have lung cancer in no time

Just woke up lads, time to play Splatoon tbqh

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>>38524577
imagine being 24 h-haha

is he /ourguy/?

https://youtu.be/LBBrSSyp7_M

>>38524581
How do you gamble on footy lad? I gamble on politics because I understand it better desu.

>>38524522
i'm calm as a cat man, i just smoke out of habit

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>tfw I ended up signing up to two free trials to a streaming service because one was the Amazon channel that doesn't have the movie I wanted to watch

>>38524620
>How do you gamble on footy lad?
bet on memes

>>38524598

Happy birthday ebin

>>38524496
>tfw sailing heart ships through broken harbours

>>38524648
not my birthday today haha, It was just speculating how bad it must be being 24 with no life prospects

>>38524598
what did your brother get you? Hope he didn't cough on your cake or anything haha

>spend 3 minutes thinking of the perfect slightly racist response to a video of some black niggers watching some disabled guy drown and laughing while they video tape it
>reddit thread is locked

Anyway my joke was like this

"The guys behind the camera sound disabled too"
"No, they're just black"

>>38524496
I just started listening to him. After The Gold Rush is such a good album

I highly recommend Jason Molina's stuff, he was influenced by Neil Young quite a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkB6PKYWl9s

>>38524667

Is it next week then?

>>38524577
I'm sure you'll be a 10/10 transwomen by the time you graduate Tilde, your qt legs/hands can only get more feminine from here on in

>>38524645
What do you mean lad? Are there meme players?

>>38524620
I do inplay bets mostly. Most of my bets are like over 1.5, or over 2.5.

So I check their goal attempts, shots on target. I'll check past results.

My average odds are like 1/3, 1.30+ so although I don't make loads of money, I start off with like 25, and then build it up til a couple hundred and draw it out. I'm well over a couple thousand profit. I could go higher, but I start to get anxiety around 200 so I can't do it.

>>38524701
Damn lad, that would have been quite the zinger!

I would love to see Elliot Rodger's hypothetical posts here

>>38524643
>what are torrents

>>38524701
proper knee slapper that lad

>>38524714
jesus christ lad, there are memes all over football

>>38524706
something like that haha

>>38524669
he'll get me nothing, if there is a cake it'll be unopened in a packet for me so nobody touches it. I will waste it anyway. If I'm "lucky" my mum will buy them a card and make them sign it, although I hope they don't

>>38524731
I've never been interested in footy lad, come on we're robots after all lad

Ebin's saga will climax in early 2019 when the mould team come in to sort his room out

>tfw CPU starting to run at 48C under load
>never used to even reach 40C
Fucks sake what do lads. Don't feel like dropping money for a new PC.

Imagine being on a university course as a 22yr old tranny surrounded by 18yr old freshers lol

>>38524762
>Ebin was a mould man infiltrator all along
>Mould team have to destroy him to save humanity

>>38524751
i got into football to have a sense of belonging to a group desu lad

>>38524577
thank you! I will tri

>want to ask my mate if he wants to save up for a lads holiday together
>dont want to seem like im pressuring him because its a lot of money to get together

why am i such an autist, bet normies could do this no bother

>>38524721
Was gonna cancel both before the trials ended

>>38524768
When was the last time you cleaned it out?

>>38524768

Reapply thermal paste, or buy a better cooler, preferably with a water-cooled heatsink

>>38524771
there are loads of different ages at uni lad, fucking 40 year olds are sometimes there

>>38524796
Where you going, thailand?

Ebin what does your diet normally consist of? like what are your normal meals (which I assume your mother prepares)

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>pictured: ebin as the harbinger of the great unclean one, ready to defend his bacterial overlords to the death

>>38524808
I clean it out once a month. Shouldn't get too dusty anyway since I have it up on my desk.

>>38524819
Reappleid thermal paste two days ago and it made a tiny difference. Might have to finally invest in water cooling. Fuck me for falling for the Noctua meme heatsink.

so when did cigarettes start cluttering your hands
i ponder this some nights alone when i undress

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>>38524217
I caught myself humming Teufelsied in the Spar today. Thankfully, I don't think the normies realized what it was.

I should take a break from playing COH2. I started talking in a German accent for a bit too.

Watching Japanology. It's good. Mostly watching just to put off working on my CYOA. Procrastination is my middle name.

>>38524827
i aint no faggot lad
thinking amsterdam to get on that wacky tobaccy

>>38524771
an ageing tranny with builders hands to boot

Tilde lad just swap up to carpentry, it will get you out of greggs and suit you better.

>>38524771
There are all kinds of ages at university anon. And I think a university is probably the best place to be a tranny

Finished my 11-18 shift. Feet really hurt running around for Mr. Goldburg all day

18-2am tomorrow. Hope Mr Goldburg is happy with me

>>38524913
true, I know two at uni both have more friends than me

>>38524913
We had a guy at our uni who never wore shoes and socks. He just walked barefoot everywhere.

>Tilde will never sand you down a new door frame

why even live lads

Met a guy at work 2 weeks ago - I work on different sites so place of work changes frequently. Comes about in conversation that he's a drug dealer, he's getting rid of kilos worth of weed (and other substances) a week, his job he uses as a legitimate source of income. Anyway to see if he's legit I told him I'd buy an Oz off him, all goes quiet for a week, I don't push it and call bullshit. Anyway my last day on the job today, he tells me he's got something for me - he goes into his car and hands me an absolute BANGING ounce of fine quality weed... insist to pay him but he declines........

He want's me to grow with him. Gonna go for it to be honest. Not getting far playing by the rules.

Here's to my new career as a ganja farmer lads.

>>38524913
wew Tilde is gonna get all that fresher cock...

Wish I could be a fresher again tbqh. I still hate myself for saying no to those two girls who wanted to get with me and my mate

>>38524974
he's a police man lad

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I'm enjoying the fact there is a storm that is potentially ruining all the normies night out plans.

>>38524984
NO SURPRISES PLEASE
>>38525006
police man officer actually

>>38524974
Let me see if I'm reading this right.

You want to perform illegal activities with a man who discloses that he performs illegal activities to people he barely knows. Your crime empire isn't going to go very far m8.

>>38525006
>he's a police man
I dont think the law works like that

>>38524853
What's a CYOA?

I quite enjoy your little blogs sabre poster

What is a cheeky Nando's?

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>>38525019
damn, it feels good to be an autist. w-were both just crying tonight, right?

>>38525030
>>38525050
He's gonna bust you lad, it's a big undercover operation

>>38525060

at least 20 quid, more if you've not got any chinos

you're talking shit, play a record

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_YK_L_Fr4Q

>>38523026
>Kev turns up
>Thread instantly comfy

we need more Kev me thinks

>>38525055
Choose your own adventure. It's hard to describe, but it's basically an image, or PDF, which presents you with a scenario and options. Sometimes the options are limited by a point cost and limited pool of points to spend, and other times you have a set number of choices.

I'd post one but they're too R9K wouldn't accept them. Too big. Smallest one I've made is like 6mb. If you remember that thing where you have to choose a pill that gives you superpowers, it's like that.

>I quite enjoy your little blogs

Really? Nice to know. It's nice to vent. I just try to make them not grating.

>>38525019
>>38525069
tonight? I'm always crying

>>38525158
Why are you crying bbs? z

Anyone in Scotland?

>>38525173
sup lad, im here

>>38525190
It's raining isn't it

>>38525216
not where i am, cloudy and windy as fuck though

>>38525224
Same here you in kingross

>>38525224
Perth and Kinross

>>38523724
Lucky Chloe savior here (no bully)

>>38525131
Oh right, I remember loving the choose your own path books as a kid.
What kind of themes do yours follow? I'd like to see one if you'd host it somewhere.

>>38525310
Have you ever caught a live haggis?

>>38525090
Chimpanzee that monkey news

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What tea you lads been drinking lately? I've been partial to a bit of Russian Caravan myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

I wish 90's comedy was still a thing. It's as it in the year 2000 people just stopped being funny.

>>38525353
Hahaha a live haggis hahaha

>>38525364
Earl Gray
Fuckin amazing

>>38525400
Always a nice classic. You ever change it up a bit though? I find sticking to one type for too long gets boring.

>>38524581
>so I'm expecting them to restrict my account soon. Bookies don't like winners.
they only do that if you win loads, a few hundred is fuck all to the bookies

I won about 2 grand on the boxing this year and instead of using it im just slowly losing it

>>38525364
I haven't had a nice cup of camomile in a while, ever since I got invisalign having hot drinks is a pain.
Think i'm going to treat myself.

>>38525387
Alright don't tell us then

>>38525353
I've made a few.

First was a vaguely lovecraftian themed one. (Though I will note that any attempt at Lovecraftian themes in these is lip service at best, CYOAs just don't work for cosmic horror stuff)

Next was one about being a bounty hunter in space.

Then one about being a wizard in the 90s. Complete with NKVD and Nazi wizards.

Most recent finished one was a lovecraftian one again, based on modifying your body at the expense of sanity.

The one I'm currently working on is a low tech (expanse-esque) space pirate thing.

If you can think of a site to host them on, I will. Might take a bit though, cause my internet's shite.

>>38523418
link to this please?

sounds better than shitfeel

>>38525465
Why do people do this? You ask a question and they just give you some retarded meme in return.

>>38525378
There are have been many funny comedy series since then tbf but probably not as good. Nothing will top 90s era Morris and Jaaaaaaaam

>>38525436
No not much probably Yorkshire tea

>>38525465 nope not yet lad

>>38525455
Shit lad I had to have braces too. I appreciate my straight teeth whenever I see a snaggletoothed chav, but missing out on tasty things for 2 years was miserable.

>>38525494
You should consider trying some new types. Who knows, maybe you'll find a new favourite.

>>38525436
Earl grey then asam then Darjeeling and then twinings English breakfast then restart

shoutanon really was the worst gimmick of them all

what a stupid cunt

and not to mention he use to bully tilde and now he's being all chummy with him

>>38525479
I love h.p hovercraft pun interned

>>38524768
48 degrees is fine lad what the fuck, 90+ is when you start to worry, also it's summer so the air going in will be hotter

>>38525534
Yeah probably
Probably some Chinaess tea

>>38525556
I'm running an older >AMD CPU still. Struggling to save up for a Zen one lately since I'd need to revamp my whole build, so I really want to keep this thing chugging for as long as I can. It just concerns me that in the last week the upper limit has shot up 8C for seemingly no reason. Surely the weather can't be that bad

>>38525607
Is it 48 degrees under stress load or just running or a game or something? I mean either is fine but if it's under a stress test then 48 degrees is great temps

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Rainy day.
Short shift at least

Mummy bought me a cute little tea infuser a while ago but I've never used it :(

Does anyone here drink loose tea, like without tea bags. What would you recommend?

>>38525484
Yeah Morris was on fire in the 90's.

I'd even argue that the yanks have been outdoing us in comedy since the early 2000's.

>>38525718
Get twinings to make you a personal blend. They keep it on file and will make it for you whenever you need a top up

>>38525654
Just a vidya. Probably should've meant under load relative to what I use it for on second thoughts. Maybe its just Nier Automata having shit optimisation. I'd try out another game but they're all queued up for updates since I don't really play much vidya these days.

>>38525771
Nier is horribly optimised lad.

>>38525771
Before I mostly got into playing on my PS4, my PC I built had a i7 4790k that was usually 45-50 degrees when playing games and I never had issues

>>38525718
You can buy little tea strainer which you put tea into then let it sit in the hot water in your cup lad.

>>38525790
Thought so. I'll try to update some more games just to be certain.

>>38525797
Intel CPUs usually get to run hotter without as much trouble if I remember rightly.

>>38524831
ate a load white bread dipped in brown sauce, vinegar or with butter everyday pretty much, ate once a day with some cereal or something maybe. I throw away 70-80% of the loaf probably

now I try eat rice, apple and stuff. I don't eat hot meals or anything. The rice is microwaved though

>manager knows normies fuck in the stock room on shift.
>manager lost his shit because he found out I had a wank in the staff loo.

I didn't grass the normies in though, and it seems to have gotten me points with some of the lads.

The birds find me creepy as fuck now though.

>>38525846
I think that's AMD lad, at least older ones definitely ran insanely hot due to faulty readings on the heat sensors

>>38525892
Can't even remember anymore since I've ignored technology shit for a while. I'm sure the >8350 couldn't run as hot as Intel chips while staying safe though.

>>38525887
I know your pain lade

>>38525846
Oh that's what I meant, thought they were called infusers. My problem is not knowing what tea to buy having bought teabags all the time, want something decent quality

>>38525887
How did he find that out? Did someone catch you?

>BOARD GAME ONLINE

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mHu5&k=ePU

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mHu5&k=ePU

Jeremy Corbyn always wins edition.

Game will start at 21:02

>>38525941
Try out some English Royal Blend or a type of green tea to start. Depends what type of tea you like. Do you like stronger sort of stuff or the fruity girly stuff?

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How far does the Sexy Kev hole go?

>>38525955
>how did he find out
Basically I went in, had a wank, lad came in and was like 'smells like cum here anon, you had a cheeky wee wank'. I denied it. Then he laughed and said who cares. A few days later we were talking and he said he's done it a few times too. I laughed it off. Then he told the manager.

I still denied it, but the manager was kinda chill about it, basically just called me into the office and told me not to wank at work. I just couldn't be arsed denying it anymore and was like 'fair enough lad'.

The manager is friends with some of the staff and told them, and a few were like 'fucking A' lad, good to get paid to wank eh?'. The manager probably told the girls too because he's a cretin that wants to fuck them all.

>>38525479
Those sound amazingly creative, holy shit bud.

That lovecraftian especially sounds brill, what a great concept.

mega.nz is a good filesharing site, or file.io if you want a temporary link!

>>38525479
You will never be a writer Britnormie lad.

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>>38526044
>Smells like cum in here

y-you mean cum has a smell? fuck

>Parents invade my room randomly and sometimes complain it smells bad

they know don't they

>>38526125
>y-you mean cum has a smell

it does, when I left my room for over an hour when my cum rag was in it reeked when I came back in the room especially when it was warm weather. It turned me on though. I can almost smell my cum t shirt now

>>38525984
I-I'm a tea pleb..I've only had early grey and yorkshire tea but that was way too strong

Oooh this Fortnum & Mason stuff looks good. Have you ever tried it? 6 quid delivery is a rip-off though

>>38526125
You're kidding right?
Semen fucking reeks.

>>38526125
Yes cum has a smell. Especially if it's a confined space, or a place with no or little air circulation. (I.e your room because the door and windows are always closed).

So yes, your parents definitely know, and they are hinting at you to open some god damn windows. My parents use to open my windows in the morning while I went to school. Then when I was a grown adult unemployed my mum would come in and open the windows and leave. I started to do it myself.
Now I live alone and always have windows open because I don't want to be the guy who finally brings someone home to a cum stenched house.

>>38526169
Yeah lad. Its fair costly but its not the sort of stuff you want to drink daily. Definitely worth the investment if you like tea and have a few bob burning a hole in your pocket.

>>38526169
Just get tetley lad. Fuck tea snobs.

>>38526125
>>38526156
>>38526175
Unless you're a degenerate who has a cum shirt, it doesn't smell that bad. If you use tissues and then throw them away you won't notice anything

my cum smells a bit like chlorine though

>>38526169
https://www.fortnumandmason.com/products/the-tea-connoisseur-hamper?taxon_id=766
Do it lad and then review it here

well DOOM 2016 is shit, regret wasting 60gb on this

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>Watching Dragonball Z
>Mum asks why I don't watch normal TV

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>>38526253
thats how its supposed to smell I think, if you leave it for a while it starts to smell sweeter before

>just stuck my cum shirt into my face to smell it

It just smells damp though and the cum is a small after smell, I can't really describe the smell of it. Its like if you poured water over candyfloss and let it sit out in the sun for 2 weeks

>>38526263
Doom 2016 is pretty good lad. It reminds me off the old jump about and keep moving ADD shooters of the past.

My biggest issue is being a console pleb it comes with a standard 8gb patch install on top of the 60gb install it had to start with.

>>38526283
>I don't watch normal TV because Game of Thrones has Ed Sheeran in it and Love Island reminds me of how forever alone I am, and that I will never settle down and get a girlfriend who loves me. ARE YOU HAPPY MUM, ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY.

>>38526317
my PC wouldn't run it, thats part of my judgment.

>>38526283
I alt tab when anyone walks into my room and I don't even watch anime anymore.

>>38526283
was gonna say something but
>>38526317
beat me to it

>>38526311
>Ebin actually has a come shirt.

I swear to fuck this is ever the most eraborate character here, or Ebin is a fucking sad case.

Also, JUST USE FUCKING TISSUES OR BOG ROLL.

>>38526283
i mean, she has a point

>>38526348
I've posted a picture of it before, I also posted a pic of my old cum rag before. Its not that bad, I imagine a lot of people have stuff like that

>>38526317

son why are you watching a cartoon with a great story behind it? why arent you watching love island and the only way is chelsea

>>38526208
Hmm shame I don't. First thing I buy when I get a job

>>38526223
Don't wanna be that much of a pleb sorry lad

>>38526259
Jesus...their royal blend is only 5 quid for 125g though, they're not that pricey

>>38526374
Reminds me of the time I stopped in Harrods for a cuppa with my old man and it cost something silly like 5 squid for one cup. To be fair though it was some of the nicest tea I've ever had.

>tfw made enough pasta bake for 4.
>tfw eating it all myself.
It's such a beast but I'm almost done. Had to have 2 pint glasses of water to help it down though.

>>38526370
>I imagine a lot of people have stuff like that
A lot of fucking degenerate sad cases

>>38526263
i really like that game lad, nice bit of shooting fun to kill an hour with

>>38526374
Never actually had any from there but harrods early grey is absolutely top just remember no milk pal

>>38526263
Play on a higher difficulty, it's really fun I thought.

>>38526483
>tfw mate complained Easy was too hard.
To be fair he was playing it like a modern shooter.

>>38526263
>60gb
kek console pleb

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>>38526424
>A lot of fucking degenerate sad cases
t. Normie
wouldn't you like to stick your nose and smell this? it was originally fully white, I had to throw it out because it got too crusty and smell

>>38526444
I'm going to try something on the ps4 instead I think, or a movie. This is so tiresome.

>>38526483
my PC wouldn't run it haha

>>38526311
haha bet it would be weird if I took a big sniff of your cum shirt and then you kissed the end of my erect penis haha

>>38526526
Lad, you need to get your fucking life in order. That looks fucking disgusting.

>>38526557
I threw this out. I tried to switch to tissue based deposits but have reverted back to a t shirt

>>38526070
It's not half as good as you might imagine. It should only take a few more minutes. I'll post the mega link when it's done uploading.

>>38526108
I'm not Britnormie.

>>38526526
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Lad I'm a complete failure too but even I can waddle to the bog to clean my cock off properly.

>>38526526
there are quite a handful of free to play games on the ps4, theres likely to be something youll enjoy there

Hope Tildeanon is ok, went to lay down and he went afk and offline

>>38526600
I've got a load of ps plus games to play and I also bought nioh a few weeks ago but dropped it after 10mins haha

>>38526607
No-one cares tilde/ebin.

The thread doesn't have to revolve around you, you know.

>>38526570
It's better in every way though
>Set up a landing strip of tissues on your table
>cum on it
>wipe up and throw it all away
No smell, no mess, no cum covered t-shirt

I went to an interview today and got my first job at a Tesco, first time I've been real happy in a while but although I'd love to stay and learn I'll probably have to leave the city soon because of dropping out of uni and not being able to afford a flat without a student loan.

Having some lovely hot chocolate lads, what are you drinking ?

>>38526370
old fag here
cum rags, i remember them, just a puff of smoke comes out now when i rub it 3 times...

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>>38526695

We didn't fight the opium war for nothing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHDMVBKSYxk

Currently listening to Trust - Joyland.
This song is such a fucking beauty. It has such a trainspotting vibe to it. Makes me want to just fucking chill out with a nice score of skag and space out on the couch.

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>>38526659
tried this, standing up is uncomfortable and I have to lean right over the table at an angle or else it just dribbles out down my shaft and onto my balls/the floor.

also a tissue is hard to capture the dribble and it ends up sticking to the skin sometimes and being messy. I also kept forgetting to take the tissues to throw away so ended up having some old hard tissues around. Its also bad for the enviroment. I like to think i'm doing my part to stop global warming by not wasting tissues on my cum

>>38526684
congrats, we gettin mates rates on the tiger bread lad?

What are we watching for movie night then lads

bl0

>>38526720
I just lay on the bed, have a good wank and then come on the tissues.

I don't get how people have issues wanking into tissues.

>>38526766
I barely manage to wank to anything these days, the imagination just wouldn't work. I did use tissues for years though

>>38526766
>issues wanking into tissues
Sounds like a pornogrind band.

>>38526753
totally up for a movie night btw. lets get one going.

>>38526766

I find kitchen paper is much more absorbent for catching big loads.

The disadvantage is that you most definitely cannot flush it.

>>38526766
aim for belly button when led down, always goes way too far for my liking.

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>>38526821
it is actually, I bring my daily apple up in a fold of kitchen roll so I've used it before instead of the other stuff. I had to throw it in the kitchen bin and it was almost full so someone might have accidentally put their finger in it haha

>>38526070
#F!9aAySQAI!3hkyOmmDtWZyi9rPg62KGA
This work as a mega link?

Lads im gonna drop 30bongs on a comfy game ive narrowed it down to farming simulator 2017 or hunter - call of the wild...which one is comfier?

>>38526821
>tfw don't get big loads because I wank daily.

>>38526803
We should make a britfeel band and call it that. If Crywank worked as a bandname why can't Issues Wanking Into Tissues

>>38526816
The elite already have a film night. Film starts at 9 pm every Friday

>>38526905
Thanks for reminding me. Gonna pirate Farming Sim 17 right now

>>38526905
>spending money on games when you can make the comfiest games yourself at a fraction of the price

>>38526907
I still stand that it should be pornogrind simply because its a perfectly fitting name for that genre.

>>38526906
Tfw cum every few days and blow pornstar level loads. I counted 9 solid ropes last time

>>38526909
post the link then. i'm part of the elite btw

>>38526907
Can we be experimental pop like Xiu Xiu?
Only because they're my favourite band.

>>38526905
just searched on steam for simulators and found this

http://store.steampowered.com/app/654880/Dream_Daddy_A_Dad_Dating_Simulator/

steam and gaming was a mistake lads

>>38526909
Is that where they plan their hate campaigns agaisnt Ebin?

>>38526937
what the fuck anon be my bf

>>38526943
Only if someone here can sing like Jamie Stewart. Get some asian qts and we've got it down

>>38526955
why are you referring to yourself in the third person ebin?

>>38526905
Hunter call of the wild is jewish bullshit mate. You have to pay extra to hunt certain fucking animals and classes of animals, if thats the one I think it is.

>>38526972
thought it'd be a bit weird referring to myself as "me" without a trip or avatar.

>>38526963
I-I'm only prison gay I think

where abouts are you lad?

>A few years ago
>invited to speaking on BBC Local Radio about speedcubing
>In the studio, live on air
>He asks me a few questions about how long I've been cubing etc
>Eventually he asks me about different types of puzzles
>"Now anon, there's not just the 3x3 is there? Tell us about the different types of Rubik's puzzle."
>"Well there are bigger one's like the 4x4 and 5x5, there's a smaller 2x2 puzzle which is a lot easier than the normal 3x3, there are also different shapes like the pyraminx, a pyramid shaped puzzle"
>"And you've brought some of your puzzles with you haven't you?"
>"Yeah, I have my collection here with me"
>"Show us that that pyramid shaped one you were talking about"
>Rustling around in my bag looking for it
>Oh...I've left that at home"
>Spaghetti.jpg
>"Well nevermind, thanks for talking to us today anon!"

>>38526684
Tesco actually pays very well.

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>someone set up a movie night NOW lads

>>38526979
How many posts do you make about yourself you weirdo?

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>>38526969
Lad's got the first mock up of the very first EP by IWIT

>>38527009
>weirdo

hello steam/discord/reddit waifuposter

also none really, I don't samefag

>>38526906

Wish I could manage daily, I have to leave at least 3-4 days in between sessions otherwise I just go limp halfway through.

Everything the "your brain on porn" people said is happening to me, I can only have a really good fap if it's to something new, 3 TB of porn but it's all of limited use having seen it before.

>>38526926
>making comfy games myself
how?

>>38526892
It worked! all downloaded, going to have a read through one now bud.

>>38526992
kek i remember that, the letters page in the radio times was laughing at it for month

>>38527011
What font is that chief?

>>38527025
I'm the opposite, I try so hard not to wank daily.

Can't be helped the dirties at work get me all hot and bothered, but never actually fuck me, teases.

>>38527042
Times New Roman lad. Was gonna use Helvetica, but don't have it on this laptop.

>>38527023
hard to believe that desu

you are really obsessed with this conspiracy huh

>>38526990
southwest, probably not feminine enough for a prison gay though lad

>>38527034
Aces.

originolia

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Do I fap to lizard girls, alien girls or robot girls tonight, fellow Brits?

The imitation game is such a comfy film lads, pretty sure half of us here are like turing as well

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>>38527062
Used a more appropriate image.

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>>38527088
It's gotta be Robot girls, mate. Especially Drossel

>>38527002
how about instead of a movie we just watch random youtube vids?

>>38527088
Fap to alien robot lizard girls

>>38527102
you calling me bent?

>>38527063
I don't, I sometimes refer to Ebin and Tilde in the 3rd person though but its obviously my post

also even if it isn't them it may aswell be, they have the same attitude they may as well be clones of one and other

>>38527088

Lizard is dangerously close to furry, I highly recommend a wholesome robogirl fap.

Please provide us with an example of the material you will be enjoying

>>38527088
Its gotta be boys lad, young hairless asian boys.

>>38527025
What about sorting by date and reviewing your oldest stock