/britfeel/

>>38516028
One day Nightwalk Anon and Morning walk anon will cross over with a /twilightwalk/

>>38516028
First for comfiness and a great day to you all!

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pepe knew his friend wojak was feeling down so he invited him out to enjoy the fireworks from a nearby festival. pepe is scared of fireworks, but wanted to make his friend feel better
they were there for different things but were both happy and had a lot of fun, pepe thinks that this is important to remember

>>38516000

Triple 0 to represent how lacking in reason your post is. How do you know what I've been saying on this anonymous board the last few weeks? I'm anonymous. You think I've been complaining about tripfags for weeks and me alone?

>>38516017

That's not me posting there

>>38516081
>bringing this into the new thread
Please, just stop

Why fastfood is so ridiculously expensive?

>>38516103
Price of convenience

>>38516057
This is nice but if you thought that there were people attention-whoring and their blogposting were lies, you'd let them know that you thought that, wouldn't you? It's being honest at least.

>>38516057

Pepe has made a sacrifise to help his friend, I wonder how wojak will repay the favour

>>38516028
Lads I actually don't think I'm gonna sleep for days.

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>>38516028
post a british song at has at /britfeel/ feel
ill start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuGFlP5Duuw

>>38516103
Probably did some maths and worked out that this is the amount where we can sell them for the most profit and most people are still willing to pay.

>>38516093

What did you do last night terrorist-lad?

>>38516136
How come ? origishiggides

>>38516057
This is lovely

I wish I had a friend like pepe to invite me out to fireworks when I feel down

>>38516103
Because someone has to cook and prepare it, and it has to be fresh and warm

That being said, 5 quid for a huge kebab is a pretty good deal

>>38516144
Why people are willing to pay 5-6 gbp for a kebab? Is everyone having a 50k salaru except me?

>went to mr pajeets fried chicken shop
>usually tastes nice
>this time the chicken was dried and the chips were hard and my coke was warm

i want my 3 quid back

Tilde is manageable but ebin is the worst one here to be honest

He will start shitposting about people and then when confronted about it will play the victim card and say he doesn't want to talk about it and it's everyone else's fault for replying

>>38516144
>ahmeds
>doing maths
Really I think it's just because people are willing to pay the prices. If people stopped buying then the prices would drop

>>38516145
>>38516156
Took about 9 or 10 concerta (first time ever really taking stimulants) Took themat about half 11 last night and im still fucked now. Anyone else dreading the comedown here?

>>38516177
> 3 quid for chicken and chips
Are you serious? Where?

>>38516138
https://youtu.be/-Z0UwYzKcLY

>>38516081
>>38516114
>>38516187
Could this all be an elaborate ruse by Ebin to get us to defend him?

Either way, let's agree to just stop responding to this poster. Yes, he's stupid, but pointing his stupidity out to him evidently does nothing. Hopefully from here on out we can stop this endless back and forth.

>>38516173
Because thats all they've known and if they want a kebab thats how much you have to pay unless you make it yourself. Not like the owner of a shop cares that he could be saving you money on a kebab. In theory if everyone refused to buy kebabs over X price you could try to drive the price down but thats never gonna happen.

>>38516189
It was stated as "fast food" in general so I was including the large companies in that aswell. With the smaller ones you're probably right. Just keep rising the price untill you see a drop in sales.

>>38516192
I OD'd on an opiate and alcohol last night and have had 3 coffees to relieve the constipation and recover my breathing. Tired too mate, I'm tired but my neighbour has been making a fucking noise. What if I work nights? Fucks sake.

What you gonna be up to today then lad? got any ways to spend the time in mind considering you're gonna be knackered as shit?

>>38516195

london here, dunno about the rest of UK, but theres about 5 per high street here

2.99 is the price set for pretty much every meal at all of them

6 wings, chips and a drink for me, but you can choose a burger/breast pieces or a wrap instead of the wings

But you never get that penny change back

>>38516222

I thought that too once, but he's asleep now. I don't think ebin would be willing to ruin his favourite thread anyway

>>38516187
I think it's important to note we aren't bullying - just complaining about people's behaviour in hopes they will change. What is socialising for if not to keep each other in check, grounded in reality?

>>38516222
Which one is "this poster" that you're suggesting we ignore?

Fucking reee two chavvy old guys are sat on my favourite bench in the park drinking cans, it's fucking 10am for fucks sake they'll be here all day

Who here is /stillawake/?

>>38516271
>drinking at 10am
Probably a /britfeel/er tbqhwyl

>>38516241
I'm a hungry boy so the 2.99 meals never fill me up

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>>38516138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s2MSVaXNqQ
I'm out of control lads.

>>38516236
To be honest last night was a pure random night, was just meant to go out for a joint didn't even turn off my computer.Gotta wait for 2 of the lads to wake up, and the other two lads are gone into town. We are planning to get more I think if things fall though but I live in a small town. I am still out of my mind I'd say though I wrote so much.

forced to go to great yarmouth help me lads

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>>38516221
i can feel this, even if not brit

>>38516271

>iktf

>park across street from house
>all winter have park to myself
>have a designated bench i sit at to smoke weed
>summer comes
>park full of normalfags
>my bench is surrounded by niggers who arent even sitting on it

>>38516314
Let's see your papers foreigner

>>38516271
>tfw council removed my favourite bench

I hope it wasnt anything to do with me sitting there drinking through the night.

>>38516309
More concerta? I didn't know anyone used ritalin recreationally, or people sold it here. You sound like a proper normie dude, why do you come to this thread? Don't worry im not being a dick just wondering

>>38516271
>>38516325
>favourite bench

fucking poofs

>>38516338
I am actually an asspie, yeah one of the lads just had it. This was my first time taking it, id recommend it anyway. the reCAPTCHA will be the death of me

>>38516138
my favourite kinks track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MqfF0WBsU

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>>38516221
this fag isnt british its some yankle doodle you twat
>>38516297
subversive one laddy Ooh ah, up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra

Gotta reformat some hard drives and take em down to cex today cbatbqwyl but need the cash

>>38516278
woke up at 6pm yesterday, still awake here

tired of waking up when it's light outside, so i'm forcing myself to stay awake till about 2pm-ish so i wake up at around 10

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>>38516322
sure thing friendo, here they are

>>38516364
Not a fan of uppers really mate, don't do much in the way of drugs either. Only got some opiates to maybe kill myself..

You keep saying "one of the lads" you live with friends?

>>38516293

yeah but it leaves room for some haribo tangfastics

>>38516187
>it will play the victim
who?

>*
your

i miss my ex so much lads. convince me not to message her

Fucking empty 25 acre park with barely anyone in it and some cunt roastie decides to kick a ball around with her son right in front of my bench

>>38516399
Nah I live at home really comfy setup atm. I only really smoke but over the lads few months I've started to experiment more.

>38516421

Be careful young'un. Do your research. Don't burn yourself out.. if you been up all night on uppers dont carry it over this weekend, maybe have a night off tonight from drinking or anything, maybe a little smoke if you have to, trust me

>>38516364
How does an asspie have so many normie friends?

>>38516357
Fuck you normie a good bench is like a well grooved chair. You need thick wood planks for the bench, trees overhead and to the sides for cover and to act as a wind breaker and it needs to be a lesser frequented park so you get very few normies

>>38516396

Ou sont vous, pierre?

>>38516396
you the french junkie

>>38516271
We doing bench feels now?
>work near a river
>go sit on waterfront to read a bit.
>have like 5 minutes or so enjoying myself
>see horde of children in hi vis jackets
>"it's already they'll go past or sit somewhere else. Theres loads of space"
>they keep getting closer
>end up sitting all around me
>have to leave because I can't concentrate on my book
This happens far to often in the summer.

>>38516103
Chinese is the worst.

>Want chicken curry, rice, chicken balls and chips
>They only sell portions intended for 2+ people
>Have to spend 20 quid when I don't even want 50% of this food

>>38516478
I don't really know like I'm always at home and I never say no to going out for a smoke.

>>38516535

iktf

>at least you spent enough to get free delivery

>>38516518
Where were the teachers? This doesnt add up lad.

>>38516311
I went there last year at Christmas time. It was empty as fuck and super comfy in the little caravan park. It's a shit hole of a place though, it'll be hell this time of year absolutely packed with normies

https://youtu.be/PhRpGSS5AW8

New video is up lads, I know what I'm having for tea.

>>38516017
Tough to believe you aren't some kind of stupid character yourself. Do you want us to start calling you complaintanon?

>>38516612

Kay is /ourlass/

>>38516603
They were there aswell. I think they said something like "sit away from the public please" but the kids barely moved so I just left rather than put up with it.

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>>38516621
>Do you want us to start calling you complaintanon?

fucking lol

>>38516635
How inconsiderate. Teachers can be very incompetent sometimes, i used to work with them and was ashamed that i looked up to them as a kid.

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This is the balaclava I'm getting for when I go camping, need a balaclava for bugs and other reasons should be less scary incase any normies see me

>>38516639
Thought this was Elliot Rodger from the thumbnail

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>>38516706
you're going to look a proper gimp

>>38516727

It is him as a child

>>38516612
Aww she seems a lovely lady, reminds me of the dinner ladies in primary school

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>>38516057
>see this
>remember how soon it is that I'm seeing a friend again
>have butterflies now
You're the best anon, please never stop.

>>38516706
Oh yeah they'll be completely at ease seeing an obese man wearing a pandas face and clutching a waifu pillow in the middle of a forest

>>38516743
only wearing it once I get innawoods at most 5 people will see me with it plus it's better than having midges going at you all day and desu I like having my face covered the thought of people seeing my face scares me not ugly or anything just don't like it - I'm confident in a mask, I don't worry in a mask

>>38516773
why not just get a normal balaclava though

>>38516756
if they run off screaming I'll be sure to chase them but only so I can explain not for anything weird haha
>>38516779
normal one and I'd probably get reported whereas this one if anyone stops and stares I can just yell over it's for the midges and they'd be fine with it whereas a regular one they'd probably still tell some sort of authority

>>38516773
Wont you get a really hot face tho

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>>38516627
Are you sure? She doesn't seem to look kindly upon NEETs

>>38516057
next thread when you post include a bitcoin or ethereum address anon I want to donate to the cause of you making art

>>38516797
I'll get used to it, plus it's a small price to pay for not having your face visible

>>38516773
I wish I could wear masks in public. People are always commenting on how I look either worried, angry or depressed and I'd rather just hide my face. Plus there's tons of cool masks I'd love to wear

Can someone remind me why Autist is an insult on 4chan? And why it is being used as an insult in britfeel? Thanks

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>>38516806
she isnt a bad shag

>>38516819
yeah it's fucking bullshit I mean people can dress as furfags or as a woman and no one really cares but wear a mask and everyone flips shit

Nothing better than that nice smooth feeling after shaving your dick and balls.

the top of my abdominal wall is starting to show
think I'll shave my belly soon, go full homo

>>38516823
Because fuck you autist

Can't take it fuck off

>>38516826
i don't think anyone here would be desperate enough to shag kay

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>>38516795
>''wtf, earlier today a panda shouted to me about midges when I was walking my dog in the woods''
>''a panda? they belong in china! we need to notify the zhongguo!''
>anon gets shipped to china

>>38516842
Why do grown lads do this? I get it makes it look bigger but whats wrong with a nice tight trim? Bald dick makes it look unnatural and like a baby's willy.

>>38516865
Ah so I guess it's just some normie kid reenacting the memes he's seen on 4chan. Can't actually come up with anything original and effective as an insult

>>38516823
I wouldn't say it's an insult. It's more like when people are exasperated by someone's autistic behaviour.

>>38516412
I think you shouldn't message her lad, it would be bad and stuff

>>38516888
Most people who see it close up tend to like it shaved.

Which one of you lot did this?
>Boy, 12, charged with racist attack in Manchester park
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40680365

i wonder if hard knock has ever been a body guard for XI

>>38516881
The first time I saw her I actually asked myself if I was desperate enough to shag her, how spooky is that

I concluded that I would

>>38516838
Everyone is so full of themselves these days, always expecting to be raped or mugged by strangers. They think they're so important that anyone gives a fuck about them.

I just wanna wear cool masks fucking g normie cunts reeeee you ruin everything

>>38516892
Yeah I think that's how it's usually used. Last thread though Tilde or an orbiter threw it in multiple posts alongside shit like "you are a stupid, stupid cunt and you are ruining r9k. I hate you" I know it's an obvious observation but this guy sounds pretty autistic himself to literally hate me for "ruining r9k" So the whole autism insult did befuddle me a little..

>>38516889
>Original
>4chan

90% of posts are memes

>>38516904
Maybe i'm just a hair-ist then. I prefer bush on anyone.

>>38516920
her videos make me feel sick. i might shag her if i was already really horny

>>38516884
>implying when they see the state of me they wont just put one in my fucking head
>>38516921
yeah man just cause I don't want anyone to see my face doesn't mean I'm up to no good - it just mean I don't want the level of exposure that randomly appearing in photos + social media can bring

>>38516907
>doesn't say if the attacker is white
so this could be a good thing or a bad thing

Schrodingers race war

>>38516930
I was insulting you when I said you were a stupid cunt. But my observation that you seem to be a medically diagnosed autist wasn't an insult at all. It was an observation. Is it true?

>>38516888
>Have bf
>Bullies me about having a baby penis because I shave it

>>38516978
I have to pay a woman 150 an hour to mock me for having a baby penis.

I had a thought, do you think I should get some cute girly socks I could wear privately for fun? Or would it just result in pic related? Plus what if mummy finds them? I would have to hide them from her, which means I could only wash them in the sink. Would that be sufficient?

Maybe I could even get some panties OwO

>>38516974
Mate don't respond he's just a baiting twat

>>38516904
>tfw bf refuses to let me shave my dick and balls at all because he likes burying his face in a bush

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>>38517016
>tfw forgot to attach pic related

>>38516974
Yeah and that wasn't cool lad. I don't know why you care if I'm autistic or not, I just hope you chill out and acknowledge I never insulted you and was happy to actually talk, and see reason. Obviously ignoring undesirable posts is the most mature way to behave but also sometimes people just have to speak their mind, y'know? I don't hate you, I don't know you, you might be stupid, you might not be. I don't care if you're autistic or a psychopath if we can talk to eachother like adults

>>38517016
If crossdressing gets you off then by all means do it. Just don't pretend you're a grill. Might be worth waiting until you move out, too.

>>38517045
You were sperging out so hard in the last thread >>38515716 and now you're acting like he's being unreasonable?

>>38517077
I do believe there are actual transgender people out there - but some seem like they just convince themselves they are transgender because being a transvestite is no big deal anymore.

>>38517077
It has no sexual connotations, I just want to pretend I'm a pretty girl

>>38517092
I agree with >>38517028 now. He's definitely baiting. He called me an idiot but now he's saying that he didn't insult me, this is definitely a sign of bait.

>>38517106
>>38517110
If it's all in good fun and you're not going to chop your willy off or take pills I see no harm it, desu.

>>38517110
Go for it senpai. I wore stockings to work once, it was pretty hot.

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it's been a week since he was put in the psych ward
it's his 21st tomorrow
he was looking forward to it because he hasn't turned cynical towards birthdays being meaningless yet

>>38517033
i like that too, i refuse to let my gf shave

>>38517092
I think you've misunderstood that post if you think I was sperging out. Forced topic-change by way of contrived fake conversation as a reponse to me voicing my tiredness of yet another tilde non-post about his titty skittles, which many people have said they are sick of hearing about.

Blargh, I guess sometimes people are kinda consumed by specific issues, such as titty-skittles, and it's all they can think to post about. But I have as much a right to question the authenticity of Tilde as Tilde does to post endlessly about shaving his legs and taking hormones, right?

>>38517157
When did people start disliking hair?

>>38517132
So you don't believe there are actual transgender people out there? Or that even if they are they shouldn't take the hormones? How come?

>10 years of shaving
>still cut myself regularly
i'm just going to give up and buy myself an electric shaver, heard it's impossible to cut yourself with one of those

>>38517190
I definitely recommend it, it's so much faster than normal shavers.

>>38517132
Ok thanks lad I think I'll do it. It will just be my personal secret, I won't go taking pills or anything

>>38517126
I never called you an idiot. If you're thinking of >>38516017 that wasn't me. I just had a look at the previous thread and found posts like >>38509390 and >>38509547 too, from way before I started posting

What do you lads think of Ebin and Tilde?

>>38517190
Just grow a beard; easy as piss

>>38517179
I believe actual transgender people are an ultra minority, and a vast majority of people who identify as trans are people who are just using it like a placebo to help them with the fact that they are a social outcast (since their personality doesn't match what's expected of their sex and they aren't self confident enough to not care and live as an effeminate male/masculine woman) and likely also have other mental issues like depression - and they're ultimately hurting themselves because they become obsessed with a goal that is biologically impossible (becoming the other sex)

There's a reason trans people have such a high suicide rate and it's not prejudice

>>38517164
around the 90s because of porn i guess

>>38517209
Sorry mate, thought you were the same guy. That's why I said you seemed autistic. That other poster definitely is.

>>38517214
>tfw beardlet

>>38517212
I honestly like them. I view them as a core part of /britfeel/ and I like hearing about their lives. I wish people would stop being horrible to them

Well my phone screens fucked cause it hit the digitiser and not just the glass. Can still take calls and listen to music though so might try to wait a bit before fixing it.

I want to start drinking less and now my faLily keep pestering me to drink. I don't see the point. I can chill with out it.

But have you ever cut yourself shaving your dick and balls?

>>38517244
This same with people like Monica, how I wish Monica would post again, and Junlad and Azulad, they were perfect.

I am rubbing my Chester Benniston while doing a poo lads.

>>38517294
Family* fucking weird auto correct phone

>>38517223
Yeah I agree. Some Native American tribes had more than 2 genders, whicch usually included male(female) and female(male)s but they were accepted and they led happy lives without the need for titty skittles.

>>38517212
This is a serious bait to try and regress the thread to what has been happening frequently of late. We can all agree Tilde and Ebin are two very different people who share one thing in common: Trips/avatarfagging, which some believe is tied in to attention-whoring, I guess...

>>38517212
They both seem like good people, honestly.

>Ebin

One of the more interesting posters here. I like getting a glimpse into his grim life. It's very interesting in a voyeuristic way. I'm also hoping that he manages to improve his life somehow. I'd love to hear about him getting things a bit more sorted.

>Tilde

Not a massively interesting poster but a nice guy. There's a lot of drama around him but he doesn't seem to start it himself. I feel like Ebin is enough of a character to justify using a trip but Tilde doesn't have enough to say. Could do without seeing photos of his vomit also, but I suppose someone must have asked him to take the picture.

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you can hold my hand we can play in the graveyard and think about joining in

Righto lads Splatoon 2 is here.

It's Friday Friday

Getting down on Friday

Should I go get a Thai massage today lads?

>>38517451
Pretty Jelly lad. Hope to pick it up myself at some point.

>>38517586
Happy ending or not?

>>38517581
wew that takes me back

>>38517647
Think you only get happy endings when they've known you a bit so they know you're not a cop.

>>38517660
You ever taken MDMA and then gone for a thai massage?

Very, very good. Although you feel extremely empty when it's over.

Fact: The Blue Palace in Maryport is the greatest Chinese of all time, of all time.

Even the chips are amazing, I mean God tier, and Chinese chips are normally shite.

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> 3 pizzas in teso cost 5-6
> ready in 15 minutes in oven
> one kebab costs the same
Really makes you think.

>>38517212
>What do you lads think of Ebin and Tilde?

Who are they?

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Anyone want to join my cult? It's nothing dodgy, promise

Walked past some black guys smoking weed in the park and having a laugh. So I went around the corner and phoned the police. I hung about and watched as 3 of them were arrested. It's been a very good day so far.

>>38517727
>police responding quickly enough for you to wait around and watch

doubt.jpg

Suckig cocktail service here. Cheap cheap yes cheap price for you. Soho tonight buy some m and m and pretty manger to cheap price for cockt suck text now cheap cheap am on cheap network so free text I give you whats app contact for cheap cheap text send now for cheap offer on dick suck

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>>38517296
No, because I use the Phillips One Blade. This thing is fucking God tier for shaving any part of your body. It's as close as you can get without a proper shave, and it leaves zero irritation.

>>38517735
Maybe he lives in a really quite white area so the idea of blacks being there forced a quick response.

lucky fucker

>>38517684
I took MDMA once and felt awful for 2 weeks. Never again.

>>38517727
> weed is somehow bad

>>38517746
Still calling bs desu

/pol/ is getting triggered as fuck by that Dunkirk film lads.

>>38517727
You've tried this character before

>>38517774
It causes schizophrenia, champ

>>38517782
Whats wrong with it? They added divercity? I am too poor for a ticket.

>>38517727
Work harder on your bait ideas, you've done this one before and it never works.

>>38517691
Supermarket pizza never tastes as good as takeaway pizza though

>>38517691
Really makes you think what? That a supermarket pizza is totally different from a kebab in many respects?

>>38517792
No, everyone is pretty much white and British.

They're angry because /pol/ loves nazis

>>38517831
/pol/ would get angry over a movie focusing on just nazis. Probably make the nazis too mainstream for them.

>>38517831
>everyone is pretty much white
a bit problematic, where are the brave POCs?

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>>38517860
There's some blacks in it, they're in the French army.

>>38517860
You telling me no women in the army?
Sexist pig.

Serious question, any non-anglo here?

>>38517876
I'm a Celt. Probably plenty of us here.

>>38517876
I'm Irish but live in england

Ireland's a shithole

>>38517788
no it cause temporary drug induced psychosis

t. schizophrenic

>>38517739
Yes please I take this offer these gay little white boys are to stupid to take this cheap cheap offer please send what's app contact cheap price

MY CHESTER BENNISTON IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW LADS

>>38517915
I'm English but live in Ireland

Where I left in England was a shit hole. Still love the place man don the ever forget home

>>38517915
Dublin is a lot nicer than most places in England.

>>38517782
What'd Nolan do to them?
I'd assume it'd be a pretty straight forward film.

>>38517958
Do you get any shit for being English over there? Been looking at houses in Cork and what you get for your money is amazing

>>38517997
You must not have left the city centre. Dublin's a shit hole full of chavs outside the city centre.

London is literally the best city, why people call it a shithole?

>>38517997
Im this guy>>38517958

Dublin compared to London is crazy. If you go to working class or poor areas of Dublin you still get a high percentage maybe 90 per cent are white. Suburbs are white. City is a bit more mixed but still majority white Irish. They actually still have different accents of white Irish people in different parts of the city and different attitudes. So I could say he people from this area are annoying or cool compared to this area. I feel London has lost that with Muh multiculturalism

I also enjoy the lack of mosques and halal.

>>38518040
Na not really. The odd joke here and there but it's all for the bantz. Once this drunk guy said something offence but I laughed at him because he was quite a pathetic man anyway.

>>38518053
Because they either have never been there, they've only been to the tourist trap parts like Oxford St and Leicester Square etc, or they were too poor or ignorant to afford/find the good things to do there.

Either that or they just don't like going out and having fun.

>>38517997
dublins shite. i live 90 minutes away and havent been in 3 years. Its awful. Theres at least 5-10 nicer cities in uk.

>>38518043
Yeah, I've only been to the city center. I'm sure there's no shortage of chavs in the shittier parts of town, but that's the case with every city in the world.

>>38518038
It's a widely held belief among naziboos that hitler "let" the British get away at Dunkirk

>>38518092
Maybe there is less to do than London but it's slot nicer to settle. London is just halal unless you are in a nice area. There is still a strong emphasis on national identity and tradition which they are allowed to force on foreigns which I agree too.

t. The English guy living in dublin

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>>38518059
Dublin 15 has got gangs of niggers terrorising locals. Balbriggan looks like Nigeria and Limerick will be Rotherham.2 in a few years, the rape gangs have probably already started. Ireland is just as bad as everywhere else.

>>38517212
t. Ebin or Tilde

fuck off lad

>>38518098
True but even the satellite towns surrounding Dublin city are shit, I'm no pussy but walk through any of those towns and you'll feel like you're about to be stabbed at any moment

>>38518040
there's nothing to do in cork.Except countryside. Been there for college for the past 2-3 years, and its a glorified regional town.
Of course the Brits did burn Cork city centre down in 1920, my grandparents (from Cork) hated the Brits for it.

>>38518125
I was in balbriggan not too long ago and it seemed OK. Still a lot of Irish.

If you go to rough areas of Dublin or the city you still still all the primary schools are white.

>black kids playing gaa

At least balbriggan are making them.do Irish things

>>38518053
Because it is a shithole if you adventure outside of the safe tourist areas which are also quite shitty.
Also how can a place where whites are a minority not be a shithole?

>>38517915
Besides the echoes of gunfire I can't imagine it being worse than Bradford or London

>>38518127
>rumbled
You fuck off instead haha

>>38518125

The school as a whole is most likely still white though. That's just a sports teams so of course there are blacks.

No Muslims though so it's good

>>38518053
>London
>Best city

Lived there for three years and it was the worst period of my life. Carlisle is superior in every way, it's tidy and quiets down past 7pm.

>>38518199
>admitting it was you

>>38518125
Dublin isn't even an Irish city though. Its always been more UK minded (they kicked all the Irish out of Dublin in the 16th Century).

>>38518201
Well yeah, obviously London is shit if you're an anti-social loser who never leaves the house.

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Can you still buy turkey twizzlers lads?

>>38518220
Sorry I don't like yobbos screaming outside house every single day, you normie faggot.

My arm hurts for no reason lads. Am I dying? Hope so.

>>38518053
Pollution.
Fuck all to do unless you enjoy throwing money away.
Houses and flats are expensive as fuck and tend to be shit
Everything is overcrowded.

It's not comfy living, the only reason to be here is wagie pay and experience.

>>38518220
t. butthurt cockney

>>38518230
Depends, is it your left or right arm? Left is potential heart attack, right is wankers cramp.

>pull pie out of the oven
>see cat
>sing to her (to the tune of NIN's Hurt)
>#Pie
>#Baked for myself today
>#So I could have a meal
>the cat looked at me like I was a cunt

Was my cat right to look at me like I was a cunt?

Why are people from London the most defensive when you call the city a shithole?

>>38518251
Ah fuck it's the right one. Maybe next time.

>>38518270

Because many of them fled warzones/famine stricken areas/the north to get there.

>>38518270
Because they're probably a brownie and it's the only place they're tolerated besides Bradistan.

>>38518223
They are endangered every since Jamie Oliver lead the genocide against them. Turkey dinosaurs are doing well though.

>>38518266
No, singing to cats is a cute attribute.

>>38518266
Yer I think so. Maybe confront the cat

>>38518289
>Implying the Lake District isn't fucking heaven

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>>38518200
You sound like the English trying to convince themselves they're still white, lad.

>>38518266
My cat hates it when I sing. It might just be a cat thing

>>38518227
You must be a poorfag who lived in a shit area.
>>38518243
Not a cockney.
>>38518270
Because it's objectively untrue. It has

>The best restaurants in the country
>The best bars in the country
>The best nightclubs in the country
>The best music scene in the country
>More bands playing than anywhere else
>Everything is open later

If you don't care about these things you are a loser.

>>38518312
Where in Africa was this taken?

>>38518332
The entirety of London is a shit area. There is not one piece of it that isn't run down and littered with shitty corner shops. The only other place I've come across just as shit is Blackpool Pleasure Beach with all the gypos.

>>38518312
>That sole white person

Why does that make me laugh so much

>>38518312
I'm the English lad living in Dublin.

Just saying on the whole it's better than London for whites. Also that's a gospel choir so of course the blacks are going to attend

>>38518363
>Not one piece of London that isn't run down

Kensington
Knightsbridge
Shoreditch
Chelsea
Notting Hill
Pimlico
Spitalfields
The whole City/Bank of England/St. Pauls area


That's just off the top of my head. You clearly have never been there or you've only seen a very limited part of it.

>Sat in the barbers waiting for my turn
>This Muslim chav is telling the barber he's not fading his hair enough with the straight razor or some shit like that
>"There's nothing else to cut, if I go any shorter it'll cut you."
>Argument kicks off and chav leaves in a huff hurling insults
>Barber was annoyed but calm throughout everything
>Some kid is up next
>His mother says "We'll wait for the other guy to finish, I just don't want you taking your anger out on my son"
>Roll my eyes into the back of my head

What is wrong with people? So overprotective and pussy. The guy isn't gonna hurt your son just because he's in a bad mood stupid whore.

>>38518332
Restaurants are overated as fuck in London. Soho is a scam.

Rest is true.
I'd trade it all in for a comfy coastal town though.

>london was 59.8% white british in 2001
>44.95% white british in 2011

what do you lads reckon it'll be in the next census? 30%?

>>38518332
>>The best restaurants in the country
>>The best bars in the country
>>The best nightclubs in the country
>>The best music scene in the country

If you judge best restaurants by how many michelin stars then yes you may have the best but the other 3 are based on opinion.
Still if you those those make up for the rest of London being shite, you need to adventure outside your safe white area.

>>38518398
I'm going there in two weeks for a little holiday. Anything you'd recommend in particular? Anything I should avoid?

Plan is to drink in Temple Bar, go to the Guinness Storehouse, and eat in some of the restaurants that are serving the new modernised Irish food that seems to be taking off at the moment.

>>38518436
Probably be less. Whites move out of any place once more than a single black moves in.

Is there any part of the UK with a growing white population that isn't polish?

>>38518407
>Tourist Areas

Lmao

Just walked 5km to Asda and 5km back for ONE thing and I fucking forgot it.
What a div

>>38518053
I've lived here all my life and it's a terrible place to live. You bleed money just by existing here, everything is expensive and yet half the city is living on minimum wage (or close to it), it's crowded, dirty, polluted and unsafe

I don't know why anyone would want to live here. Just live in a smaller city that's less expensive but where you still have all the conveniences that London has

>>38518431
Obviously if you go to tourist traps in Soho you'll get scammed. You need to know the right places to go.
>>38518439
I don't judge them by michelin stars but I do judge them by quality. There are good restaurants in other parts of the UK but much less choice.
>>38518457
Obviously London gets fucking loads of tourists and they aren't going to go to the ghetto.

But those areas aren't exclusively tourist. I've lived in both Pimlico and Spitalfields. The City isn't a tourist area at all, it's full of workers.

>>38518480
lol you fucking moron, do you at least have the excuse of being distracted by sweets or something?

>>38518449
Visit Howth Castle and environs

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>>38518398
Ireland is worse than England per capita, lad, much worse. I appreciate you sticking up for the place but we have to face facts.

>>38517586
Do it lad how much do they charge you for the hour and and extras? I went for the first time a month ago and got b2b hj and my balls sucked for 80. She asked if I like my asshole played with too which I was very unprepared for so said no but next time ill have a go and push for full sex.

>>38518311
It was before all the fucking tourists shat all over it.

>>38518517
Cheers mate, looks pretty good.

>>38518449
I'd go to temple bar just but only for a few drinks to see it. It can be good but it's a meme really and overpriced. You'll get drawn there naturally as a tourist. The surrounding areas are cheaper and better in my opinion. Just walk out of temple bar and you'll find a pub straight away that's cheaper.

Lots of good places around grafton st area and surrounding streets. If you are looking to head a little bit of the city go to diceys on harcourt st for decent place with cheap drinks.

Avoid copper face jacks

Guinness tour is OK. Just book a tour bus and it takes you there (includes tickers aso well...I think) and are cheap enough

>>38518480
Least you walked 10km. Nothing like a long walk to feel good.

>>38518534
>She asked if I like my asshole played with too

How exactly did she phrase this?

>>38518511
Oh yeah, picked up lots of stuff
just not the only thing I went there for

ah it's fine, I think they sell it at tesco too
that's only round the corner

>>38518538
You need to read Finnegans Wake while you're there

>>38518449
>>38518544
Also go to wicklow if you can on a tour. Lovely place. Glendalough in particular . About an hour or so away. Lots of tours go there

>>38518450
A Polish population just means the Mixed race population will increase. Polish women are the biggest coal burners going. They even adopt their hair styles and mannerisms and start kissing their teeth and getting those weird platted hairstyles..they're vile

>>38518199
You are so pathetic ebin, you have become more of an attention seeker than teenage girls

>>38518535
What do you mean m8? I live by the NW sea next to the Lake District and excluding the lil ol' town of Flimby being a piece of shit to look at, the place is still nice.

>>38518544
>>38518565
Thanks for this mate. Really appreciate the advice. I'm staying in a hotel in Temple Bar but I'll make sure to explore the surrounding area too.

>>38518563
I couldn't even read that sober, let alone as drunk as I'll be that weekend!

>>38518591
You can also fuck off haha

>>38518556
She ran her oily fingers over my arsehole and I said jeez to which she said " You like me touch bum bum?", I then said maybe but not now so yeah might be going next week some time

I don't like cricket

>>38518621
That sounds brilliant. How much did it cost you in total?

>>38518621
>You like me touch bum bum?

fucking hot

>>38518641
Kwik Cricket tho.

ah fuck it, it's drinking time. had enough of me for the day. 3 hrs of constant drinking then it's sleeping tablet time.

>>38518641
I LOVE IT

what an odd song

>>38518641
Do you love it?

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Post comfy towns near you.

This be Silloth.

ZERO VOTES posting is worse than ebin

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>>38518680
This is where I live.

>>38518497
>Spitalfields
>Not a tourist trap

M8. It's an endless tourist trap

>Ginger so I have to wear sun cream all summer even when it's overcast
>Wasps keep chasing me

AHHHHHHHH help

>getting btfo by 8 year olds in Splatoon 2
and this is where I stop playing

>>38518693
I think the shame of ZERO VOTES made him leave, or at least be here a lot less.

>>38518648
40 for the hour and 40 for b2b and hj, although I am convinced with repeat visits I can get full sex because she did let me finger and seemed really filthy. She had the perfect arse and arsehole, so at the end I asked her if she liked bum bum sex and she said "no it hurt too much". Overall the experience was decent with the highlight being her firm arse and small tits which were fantastic to suck on. Should have mentioned this first but I didnt cum too which has really worried me but I think it was just I was straight from the gym and basically dehydrated like fuck. So yeah blog post over.

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>>38518680
Tenby

>>38518774
he's here plenty anon

>>38518782
Sounds like pretty good value lad. Enjoy yourself.

I have a mate who goes for happy endings constantly. He was going every lunchtime at one point, was a bit of an addiction for him in the end.

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what british music are you listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW2hjRO_2DA

>>38518813
Being listening to a ton of Queen again lately for some reason.

>>38518773
>You will never have the vidya reflexes you had as a child
>Getting wrekt in shit like Overwatch against kids because your slow ass 24-year-old self can't keep up

Feels bad man

Got a job interview lads

>>38518813
It has to be Genesis. They are the most English band of all time.

>>38518773
I know this is a bit "le pc masterrace mem" but I honestly do not know how I played fps games with a controller for so many years when I was younger. I used one for the first time in quite a while last night and it's just unpleasant. Still wrecked my mate in Halo Reach though

>>38518908
CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COUNTRY LIES

>>38518882
Well done mate. Where for

Spill get beans

>>38518931
That is one of my favourite records of all time.

Where my /boughta4chanpass/ broses at

Kek at capatcha fags

https://www.altontowers.com/big6

wtf lads i went on all those rides last time i went and i didn't get shit

>>38518951
I did last year but didn't bother to renew. It was useful when I was phoneposting a lot but then I realised I can just use my work computer with old school captcha and it's fine.

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>>38518951
>paying for a 4chan gold account

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oh my.. fucking god
how did I get to 27 years old and never try granola
jesus christ this might be how it ends, eating myself to death

>>38518948
Peter Gabriel genesis is so good

Holy shit lads I hate having a tiny bladder. Just powerwalked a mile to the nearest toilet while pinching my nipples hard to not piss myself.

>>38518993
Peter Gabriel era was best, but "A Trick of the Tail" is also one of their best records.

>>38519024
Aye, a couple of the Phil ones were decent. Duke was great as well.

>>38518938
Morrisons fella

>>38519048
I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent.

>>38516381
how much did you get for them?

>tune into this morning to get a good look at holly's tits
>forget it's summer holiday
>some old cow and that failed x factor fag instead

>>38518813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00BjTawVVJE

>>38518981
20 dollar for a year of no capatcha is fine by me. It's a god investment as I cannot stand it now. It used to be OK. At least I can post freely without the gay capatcha making me so mad.

20 a year is nothing for that benefit on a website I used daily

>>38519222
The reason I haven't bought a pass is because I think it will encourage me to waste even more time here.

>>38519096
Is that a raincoat, halberstramm?

>>38519088
Cool.

Them dubs you got mean good times ahead my friend

>>38519222
Just switch back to the old one.
The new one is utter shite. I'd probably pay if that was the only one to use.

>>38519222
Just use v1 captchas, they don't have the annoying disappearing ones like v2s, plus you only have to do 1 of them per post, instead of like 10 or some shit

>>38519222
>It's a god investment as I cannot stand it now
>I cannot stand it now
>he fell for the internet jew

Foxlad is directing /pol/ in a hate campaign against a poor Polish woman who is the single mother of a mixed child. We have unleashed a monster. They are even talking about this on the Daily Stormer

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500639619064.webm

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Just bought a pair of women's super skinny jeans lads. Did it in person and had to be served by a Stacey. Haven't been that anxious in a long time. Shall stick to online in future

>>38519255
>>38519258
>>38519262
I'll fall for the jew meme on this one lads. I paid a month ago so have 11 months left anyway.

Enjoy picking the store fronts then picking again

>>38519349
Poofs OUT

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>>38518992
if you're feeling adventurous try it with pic related

>>38519369
>Enjoy picking the store fronts then picking again
>he doesn't legacy captcha works flawless

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>not using captcha v1
Takes like a second. The only reason for the pass is if you phone post a lot.

>>38519393
But you can use that captcha on phones as well. Well on clover anyway

>>38519393
I just like drunkposting and not having to worry about captcha

Also I think I get a reduced cooldown between posts.

>>38519412
Fair enough. I just remember it being a bit janky and not always working right. Especially when connection was bad.

>>38519412
Yea but it's a proper ballache on phone

>>38519385
that's probably not a good idea
but sounds divine

>>38519369
>Enjoy picking the store fronts then picking again
lad, v1 captchas

Had a wank while sniffing my dad's boxers again. This is fucked up, I don't want it to turn into a habit, but it really makes me cum harder than anything else. I'm not even gay.

>>38519502
Riddle me this Anon? If you're not gay what enjoyment do you get out of it.

>>38519515
Not sure. I don't want to think about it too much.

can you get free glasses on universal credit?

>>38519556
I hope not, if you want glasses then get a job

>>38519452
why's it not a good idea.
it is nice.

>>38519349
What a great contribution to the thread ha ha

Also why is your boyfriend encouraging people to commit suicide?

Bit sickening isn't it?

>>38375808

>mum and dad come home
>mum says she won't be doing dinner because they had fish and chips for lunch

>>38519576
I'm on a 'cut' as they say
only bought this huge bag of granola because I have no wheels and trips to the shop are less frequent

I'll try it once but I'll stick to almond milk for the rest

>>38519548
You enjoy the smell of another man's cock and arsehole

>>38519556
yeah, punch a specy twat at the jobcentre and nick his glasses

>>38519349
did you go to a place where people would recognize you or where you'd go again?
because if not then there were no consequences and you shouldn't worry about it

I tried on a girls coat at a shop with a friend once because he wanted to

>>38519608
the fuck is a cut ?
better not be a diet of sorts, because that kellogs stuff has chocolate in it, init

>>38519611
I really do, I find it to be an intoxicating, heady aroma.

>>38519674
I eat what I want, I just measure portions

>>38519674
Its what bodybuilders say when they're trying to cut fat after a bulk.

>>38519695i get the eat what you want part, i'm having clotted cream mixed with Nutella and rice crispies
how do you measure a portion. like in the size of it, or the calories?

>>38519764
I like to keep things low cal
150-250kcal per 'snack' (I hate that word)
3 snacks (ugh) a day, then a meal of about 500kcal at night

works for me, I don't ever get hungry
and I like measuring and calculating food, feeds my autism

I'll have takeaway sometimes if it gets to about 3pm and I've eaten very little, then I'll wait until about 8pm and order a burger and chips or something
if i can't get an accurate calorie count then I'll overestimate to stay in safe ranges

that answer your question?

Just finished work for 6 weeks lads,

Time to binge Legend of the Galactic Heroes, finally playthrough Yakuza Zero and Final Fantasy 15 and sleep in till 11 every day.

Thank Fuck

>>38518813
who /esotericism/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=633NMCpWK3A

>join some random discord for something to do at work
>see whats going on in the chat
>two "personalities" argueing
>leave chat
I should really use this time to do something productive

>>38519847
it does yes. could I ask 1 more? i'll blox it incase you've had enough. how do you measure the calories of a takeaway

>>38519898
he says in a thread where personalities love a good argue.
you funny man, me like you

>>38519924
I never said here was productive either. The bonus of this place is that you can have other conversations at the same time because of the image board format. There the entire chat has to stop because there can only really be one conversation going on.

>>38519340
I fucking hate Foxlad, Ebin and Tilde. Wish the racist threesome would FUCK OFF

>>38519910
some of the big chains have the info on their websites
can't be certain of accuracy so I'll add 10% to be safe

for pajeet's pizza emporium on the corner, I'll look up the closest thing I can find (like a supermarket pizza, or a microwave burger) and add 15% to that too

It won't always be accurate but it should balance itself out over time.
Takeaways are a rare indulgence, and calorie counting is all about averages.

>>38519948
Who are those people? What racist shit have they done?

>>38519349
>Stacey goes home and tells all her friends about the manly looking fuck who was buying skinny female jeans at work today.

>Becomes a running joke in their circle

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>ran too soon after eating
>in pain

>>38518813

who /modern classical melancholy/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snGxaeQo7k4

>/pol/ cheering about a black American being killed by a gang in Greece
they really are just edgy kids now arent they?

>>38519978
>stacey doesn't even bat an eyelid because men come in all the time buying stuff for their girlfriends.

The thought that they were for Tildeanon probably never entered her mind

>>38519222
>When you forget to use the quick reply legacy captcha box and use the top comment box
>When captcha gives you that fucking slow fading "pick until all are gone" shit
>When it isn't satisfied for arbitrary reasons and has you fill in like fucking six captchas

Fuck you Google

been eating <1k calories the past 4 weeks and ended up getting a tray of chips peas and gravy from the chippy today lads

feel like i've let my self down.. must be at least 2k calories, going to make sure i dont eat tomorrow to compensate i guess

currently down from 280lb to 250lb and hoping to get to 220 by september