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*pulls out badge*

prepare to get bullied you smelly bumholes

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varg desu lads

im getting fucking stoned ay

take a xannie to zonk out in a bit

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thinking about moving to singapore lads

been offered a decent gig at a banking firm but it's slightly less than what I would be earning here, also a bit worried about the culture shock

>>38369734
Now 'ang on a second lad, that holographic seal isn't authentic.

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Just a pic of some nice old building in northern Paris

>>38369754
>going to a retard city state with an oppressive government
baka

>>38369791
I don't like chewing gum anyways

>>38369770
of course it is you horse turd

>>38369754
Isn't Singapore more expensive than the UK?

Why would you go and live in a foreign country with a different language for less money when it's more expensive to live there?

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>tfw unironically listening to Lordi

desu lads i know you gave me plenty of suggestions in the last thread for games but im still looking since im a fag

thinking about moving to italy lads, 2 bedroom appartment near milan for 500 euros per month, im half italian so will have no problem with language barriers

give me one good reason why i shouldnt do it lads

>>38369844
Prepare to listen to this 24/7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

>>38369844
Because it's Italy

>t. napoletano

Just told my only friend to go chase some random roastie instead of going to get drunk with me like we agreed to..

Gonna go play fucking Braum in League to satisfy my craving for the feeling of usefulness

It's a sad, sad existence lads

>>38369844

Lack of employment opportunities

>>38369826
Doesn't shine when I move it about, I'm gonna have to take you in

>>38369844
it's filled with refugees

watch the latest PJW video and see for yourself

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>>38369926
>watching pjw

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Hey guys, it's me again, Sam.

>resub to ffxiv for 6 months
>bored after 2 days

The eternal torment known as life marches on.

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>>38369947
Are you Sam Hyde, Sam?

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Gonna go get a chippy tea in a minute lads, what's for your dindins?

Post waifus too if you fancy.

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>>38369947
Samantha? missed you babes

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Back from wageslavery. Got the next three days off desu. Bought some chocolate milkshake afterwards, good protein. First time I have had something chocolate flavoured in years without purging. Who else here /progress/?

What we doing tonight then boys? I am way too tired to do anything haha

>>38369979
What do you think of tilde and ebin?

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>>38369979

>tfw already had dindin
>tfw it was Sainsbury's microwaveable spaghetti

At least I didn't spill any though

>>38370034

I didn't even want it to be a spoiler image, what the heck is going on

Sorry to disappoint you all if you were expecting the spoiler to be hiding something amusing or shocking

>>38370050
Well at least give us something amusing or shocking to make up for it.

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Large fire in porte de la chapelle, northern Paris

>>38369834
it is in general, but a lass in HR at work has had nothing but nice things to say about it.

maybe I should check out ASEAN on /int/ come to think of it

>>38370074
yeah nymph post your dick, that would be a laugh hahaha go on do it for the lads, just for a bit of banter hahaha

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>>38369710
Surprise Surprise 2

>>38369947
you ready for japan, lad

>mfw putting random cd keys from physical games into steam
>medieval 2 actually redeems

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>>38370074
>>38370091

H-here I go

originally

>>38369947
lad you're gonna make tilde jealous

an actual fem boy would make him implode

i finally have a gf lads, shes qt too

>>38369754
Singapore is cool as fuck
The only people who say it's oppressive are degenerate drug users who honestly deserve to be gunned down

>>38370138
pics or it didn't happen

the robot also wants pics

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What are your favourite games by Bethesda Softworks? If you've never played them, Fallout 4 with all the DLC is really good.

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>>38370132
Cute cattos, are they yours?

>>38370034
>>38370132
>Nymph is a 60yr old crazy cat lady

it all makes so much sense

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>>38370152
okay this is her. pls no bully

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>>38370034

sainsburys used to have a really nice rice noodle prawn beef and egg meal

If you served it to people they thought it was from a takeaway

they stopped making it

>>38369878
>napoletano

thats your problem lad

>>38369891
i work online so can live anywhere eu based

>>38370139
No you retard singapore is dumb as fuck like the rest of asia

according to your logic a cancer victim smoking a simple spliff (that is legal in Holland) to stop his pain and fight the bad cells in his body is somehow worthy of him being executed.

you're the edgelord spaz, imagine if it was your gf or daughter that was caught

>>38370153
My favourite game by Bethesda Softworks is Fallout Shelter.

The Lunchboxes are really affordable, and you can spend as much money as you choose on them!

>>38370153
I pirated a copy of Skyrim. It was ok I guess.

>>38370153
fallsky 3: the new order

>>38370208
I don't have a gf or daughter Norman

And smoking is legal in Singapore in designated areas

I don't know what a splif is, I'm guessing it's something illegal? In which case you should not do it unless you are willing to face the consequences. This isn't rocket science - if you feel the activity is worth the cost of getting caught then go ahead

Gotta say lads, all these acid attacks are worrying me.

>>38370153
Fallout: New Vegas...wait

>>38370274
Why? It's not as if you're going to be the target of one.

>>38370153
Fallout 4 was shite

>>38370274
Same. Worried that one is gonna result in Two Face being created.

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>>38370261
>I don't know what a splif is

huh?

>>38370261
Found the white boy. You neek

>>38370261
Singapore sounds like my kind of place, never really liked the whole 'MUH FREEDOM' argument

>>38370186

Wow, I remember eating that and it was quite good, it's absolutely outrageous that they've stopped making it.

>are they yours?

No lad, I'm quite happy without toxoplasmosis gondii thank you very much.

>>38370261
weed helps people deal with cancer, it also helps expand the brain stem and broaden peoples minds and thinking capacity.

in some cases it has been proven to cure tumours, you want to ban and kill people for a drug that cures cancer.

>>>/pol/

now fuck off

>>38370274
>implying anyone here would need an acid attack

it would be an improvment if anything

>brother got me a single can of fosters for my birthday


not sure how I feel about this

>>38370078
Oh shit, hope speedcubelad's ok

I can't believe Ebin actually looks like a 10/10 model. If he could just get hygienic and leave the house more he'd be on the cover of men's fitness and GQ in no time at all.

>>38370153
Fuck off Todd.

Prey.

>>38370420
Don't worry lad, took the pic out of my window. It's died down now but was quite fierce for a while, can't find any info on it online

>>38370448

Yeah, it's a shame about the speech impediment though.

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fuckin
original

>>38370448
bullshit lad, post proof

another wild Saturday sat alone not doing anything
wooo

>>38370533
play some boardgame online with the boys at 9 then.

THATS RIGHT. BGO AT 9 LADS.

>>38370538
sounds fun what website is it on

>>38370533
i'm going to be having SEX with my GF

Going to a gig on my own tonight lads haha

>>38370299
What if some paki or nig just randomly dashes corrosive acid over my face for being a whitie

>>38370556
NOOOO LAD YOU'RE GOING TO UPSET EBIN

>>38370551
the website is... BOARD GAME ONLINE.

THAT'S RIGHT, BOARD GAME ONLINE.

>>38370556
ok
origaloony

>>38370556

So have you got any other Friday plans apart from those 2 mins?

>>38370565
who you gona see

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Is there anything more douchy than the polo/Chino/trainers combo?
>>38370556
Nae shame in that lad, I do it often. Sometimes meet new people there.

>>38370573
heh
thats the sound i make when a laugh

>>38370585
Colin Stetson in Manchester

Just did a posh wank for the first time in yonks lad. Holy shit I might do it this way full time. The clean up is so much easier with a johnny on.

>>38370617
i looked him up quickly dose he lay jazz with that sax

>>38370521
fuckin'... trump i hate trump so much trump is such a dick grrrr itsnt he so evil guys right?

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can't believe ebin looks the absolute spit of this fella

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threads gone quiet and i have nothing to contribute so instead here is a sea slug

>>38370651
Yeah weird droning sax music

>>38370759
sounds cool if i lived near manchester i would go with you

think im just going to use my money to buy splatoon 2 even though it isnt out yet, might regret this lads :^)

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Hello everyone, I would like to introduce to you a new feature of our /britfeel/ threads. /britbrawl/ will showcase two things from British culture that are considered rivals, and you fine lads will debate which one is better. An hour after the initial post I will post a strawpoll and you vote according to which side had the most convincing arguments (not necessarily which side you personally agree with, though the arguments may well sway your personal opinion)

THE FIRST /BRITBRAWL/: CADBURY V GALAXY

Cadbury was founded in 1824 when John Cadbury, a Quaker, began selling tea, coffee and drinking chocolate in Bull Street in Birmingham, England. The company now has around 80,000 employees. Some of its products include the Twirl bar, the Cadbury Creme Egg, and Wispa.

Galaxy was first manufactured in 1960 and is a subsidiary of Mars, an American company founded in 1911. It also has around 80,000 employees. Some of its products include Galaxy Minstrels, Galaxy Counters, and variations of its standard chocolate bar in the form of caramel, cookie crumble, and honeycomb crisp.

FIGHT!

>>38370885
>subsidiary of an American company
Grounds for immediate disqualification tbqh

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C'MERE YOU CUNT

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>>38370885

galaxy because better caramel

who's watching evo?

>tfw At The Drive-in are supporting Royal Blood for the Glasgow show in november.

I really want to see At the Drive in live agian, just really don't care for Royal Blood. I know normies have a hard on for them, but they just don't do it for me.

>>38370885
This is a toughie. Cadbury is more renowned and has a lot of history attached to it. It is probably the definitive chocolate bar.
However the quality of the product has gone down hill since the company got sold to kraft and they changed the recipe to replace the authentic milk with a milk substitute.

Galaxy however has maintained it's integrity since creation so I vote galaxy.

>>38370916
fuck off ya scotch bastard

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>>38370885
Now this is the content I like to see

Galaxy is supreme, Cadbury's chocolate always comes scuffed as fuck (pic related)

>>38369710
Any other lads watching Tekken 7 EVO 2017 on twitch?

>>38370989

It's not scuffed, that's a natural reaction of chocolate with the air. If that isn't there it's because of the preservatives in the product.

masturbated to "that" again

>>38370885
Cadbury is the classic, the OG. I vote for it on that principle DESPITE it's recent shortcomings (here's looking at you amerilads)

Sitting in a bar waiting for my brothers band to play. I badly need a shit

>>38370989
>>38371031
it's semen and mold they harvest from Filey

adds to the taste

>>38370538
someone give me a (you) when this starts please

gonna see if i can squeeze a cheeky wank in first

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>go down for dinner
>dad is /pol/ minus the memes
>just want to eat in polite company
Why didn't I move out for university again?

>>38371066
convert all your degenerate fetishes into 2D and you'll feel a lot cleaner, it worked with my water sports

>>38370989
>>38371031
>scuffed

ice poseidon fan detected.

Somebody help me please. WTF is this shit on my ceiling? I know on the right its a smoke detector, which is unpowered atm so no lights on, but the 2 things connected, red thing and other thing, no idea what they are?

>>38371031
Nothing wrong with preservatives tbqh, we use them in virtually everything. The end result is that Galaxy chocolate is much more aesthetically pleasing than Cadbury

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>>38371142
i'm not attracted to drawings though

>>38371169
a more unhealthy product, and more aesthetically pleasing.

not worth it desu

>>38371157
maybe post the pic anon, we're not psychic

>>38371198
thicc

you're missing out then, with 2D anything is possible

>>38370885

John cadbury really was a great man, but in 2017 galaxy is better. Dairy milk certainly has more clout as a traditional British brand though

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>>38371157

forgot pic

>Somebody help me please. WTF is this shit on my ceiling? I know on the right its a smoke detector, which is unpowered atm so no lights on, but the 2 things connected, red thing and other thing, no idea what they are?

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Raining cats and dogs lads

>>38371247
but cadbury is owned by americans now

Can one smoke this with weed instead of tobacco? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/302279426891

>>38371238
the kind of stuff i masturbate to is impossible to find in 2D

>>38371251
red thing is avery very loud alarm buzzer

>>38371284
what is it? fill us in lad because I highly doubt that

>>38371256

pissing down here too, as usual BBC said it would be "light showers" at 9pm ish lasting around an hour or so, just looked at a live weather radar on another site and it looks like it will be raining non stop for at least 3 or 4 hours, fuck BBC

>>38371308
i wank to youtube vids of fat girls squeezing into tight jeans. i know its degenerate

>>38371363

not bad my m8, not bad at all

t.watersportist and necrophiliac

>>38371219
When you're eating chocolate, is how healthy it is really your primary concern? Besides, the chocolate itself is likely to be more unhealthy than the preservatives they use to preserve it

>>38371363
that's nothing

> unwanted body swap with partial identity death and forced/unwanted transformation

>tfw slowly getting back into music.
It's a good feel lad, downside is a lot of the sites I use to get my recomendations from are now giving high school to mediocre hip-hop albums, why decent twangy guitar stuff is getting lower scores.

I've got nothing against hip hop, I mean Nas - illmatic is still one of my top 10 albums of all time. It just seems there is a raise in score if you happen to be black.(don't even have to be a poor black artists).

>Masturbate 15 times a day
How do I stop? I just get constant erections and really aroused randomly.

>>38371432
lies

post spreadsheet

>>38370538
come on then lad where is it

>>38370885
Fuck Mars.
Their chocolate is the worst and Galaxy is just trying to polish a turd.

Cadbury all the way.

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Who /scaredofpikeys/ here?
>about to walk into kebab shop
>hear loud irish accents
>see a flash of fake tan
>nope the fuck out of there and go somewhere else

>>38371490
sorry my stomach is hurting and im writhing in pain. ill set it up in a minute

>>38370538
Always get excited when I see this and then I realize it's not like Monopoly or Cluedo.

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i love vaginas lads

>>38371599

thats what i always think, id even play online card games with /britfeel/, personally i think a /britfeel/ online job centre themed casino would be the comfiest

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>>38371622
>i love vaginas lads

are you sure about that ?

havent drunk all day and wanted to stop, but really wanting to go get some beers right now..

some words of encouragement might be really helpful here guys..

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mFTZ&k=GBN

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mFTZ&k=GBN

game will start at 21:30 lads

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>>38371644

if you go the rest of the night without drinking, ill go the rest of the night without smoking, im staying in tonight too, fuck another /nightwalk/ in warm, humid rain

>be me
>primary school teacher
>one week to go till summer holiday
>excited about having six weeks off
>nervous about the fact i have literally nothing planned
>colleagues asking 'what have you got planned for summer?'
>"oh, just gonna visit my friends around the country i guess, haha"
>also i'm really gonna miss my class
>even though some of them are shitbags

Anyone tried the signature beef at McDonalds yet?

It's pretty fucking average to be fair. Even their premium beef is shite.

>>38371641
>there are men that pay money to look at this

They aren't even fucking it

They aren't even sniffing it

They aren't even in PROXIMITY of it

And yet they pay money just to look at the pixels on a screen of that monstrosity

>>38371694
she makes ASMR videos too
they're not very good

>>38371690
Spicy Signature is nice, if a little bland

The McDonalds near me was on of the pilot places that's had it for ages

>>38371675
any fitties in your class, lad

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What is his endgame, lads? Also kebabs are too expensive.

>>38371726
The bbq is okay, minus the coleslaw (that shit gets left open, unchilled, who the fuck wants that shite.) is okay, I just don't think it's worth the 5 minute wait and the price.

>>38371622
Vaginas just look so disgusting to me

>>38371759
Xi posting is basically a cross between Vargas and this guy

>>38371633
that'd be it.
I'm surprised there aren't any comfy websites like that. I'd be down for some online card games or board games with /britfeel/

>>38371675
fake
teachers never waste on oppertunity to tell you how 'hard they work' during the summer holiday

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Hi guys, I'm Sam I just wanted to give you an update on that.

>>38371651
https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mFTZ&k=GBN


https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mFTZ&k=GBN

you don't need an account. come play with us

>>38371139
Uni is shit, to much partying.

>>38371777
Innie vaginas are so fucking cute though lad.
Just sadly most girls that take pics of theres are all used up so the innie still looks disgusting.

>>38371819
Thanks, Sam!

>>38371641
*i love nice looking vaginas

i prefer hairy anyway so its not like you see much of it.

>>38371819
Hey sam, I'm sam too. Some times people call me sammy, and other times they call me sam sam, or sam the man, or Sam the simpleton.

>>38371675
Is teaching the ultimate normie environment?
My normiebook was filled with the most vanilla teacher memes for years.

Female nurses and teachers just don't shut the fuck about their jobs and how hard they are.

>>38371839
That's true, it's just roast beefs that look gross

Though tbqh a powerful cock standing to attention is much more aesthetic

>>38371868

Its female nature to complain

>>38371819
Wish you were here Sammy.

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>>38371819
Hello our sam

>>38371641
i looked at a video of hers the other day. holy shit has she gotten fat

>>38371525
Galaxy is much smoother than Cadbury imo, perfect if you slowly relish the chocolate rather than gobble it down like a fat bastard

Why have cotton when you can have silk?

I'm fucking miserable. this was a such a shit birthday. gonna get drunk and listen to the national tbqh

>>38371930
What's the national? Birthdays become a write off when you get older

i just puked which is bad but it cleared my blocked nose which is a plus i guess

just got told that my breathing is weird and that i make everyone around me tired
ending it all is starting to look real appealing lads

>>38371930
Watching a fantano music review and he criticies the album for having 'masculine' riffs.
Is this guy for fucking real?

>>38371819
>says he is 13 in the game
HMMMMMMMM

>>38371961
whenever i have a blocked nose i have a shin cup ramen bowl

so spicy it clears my sinuses


tastes nice too

>>38371958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_yskRDrmqI
>>38372005
numales were a mistake

>>38371675
How can a robot be a primary school teacher?

>>38372040
Such a good album lad.

>nu males were a mistake.
Yep.

even p4k have just pretty much given up on actual reviews and just giving BNM to hip hop and saying guitar music just isn't doing anything new.
Which is fine, but a black guy saying 'swag swag swag' over a mediocre beat isn't much better.

>>38372067

I think the real question is...how can a primary school teacher be a robot?

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>tfw you have partially webbed toes

>>38372114
I prefer my question

all I do these days is browse pics on imagefap. it fills my brain so I don't have to think about doing anything else.
just an endless stream of porn, not knowing whats going to be next.

My brother has brought friends round for predrinking. There are multiple teenaged girls downstairs right now.

I feel a mixture of sadness and annoyance at their noise.

>>38372158

lad...dont make me flop out my bully licence, because i fucking will

>>38371622
>>38371641
threw up in my mouth a little

roasties are disgusting, I'm not even gay

pretty sure im asexual

An hour of intense debate has passed and it is time to deliver the verdict! Which side had the better arguments?

The principal argument seemed to hinge upon whether the belief that Cadbury's has gone downhill undermines its past reputation as the staple British chocolate, with some arguing that modern-day Galaxy tastes better than modern-day Cadbury

A secondary argument was whether Galaxy's supposed use of preservatives to prevent their chocolate from appearing as scuffed as Cadbury was a good thing or not

Remember to vote on which side argued better, not necessarily your personal preference; otherwise this just becomes a popular opinion poll and there would be no point in debating!

http://www.strawpoll.me/13436004
http://www.strawpoll.me/13436004
http://www.strawpoll.me/13436004

>>38371759
he's australian and an attention whore

I would be surprised if he was shilling the Xi memes here

>>38372229
i voted galaxy because it's my favourite

try to stop me you poo picker

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>>38372180
Pls do not bulli, I swear I wasn't trying to talk shit to you. I'll be a good boy (boy) I promise

Would you rather fight one giant shipman or 100 tildes?

The couple in the room. Ext to me are arguing quite loudly

>>38370183
>post my gf
>no one responds

fuck you too lads

>>38371815
some do. so much of the paperwork involved in teaching (reports etc) can be infinitely sped up by knowing basic MS office stuff - mostly access and excel - but most teachers are ultra-normies who can just about manage excel and powerpoint, so things take them a long time. i did my reports in like ~6 hours total work whereas it took most of my colleagues several weekends of constant work. some teachers choose to spend their summer working on stupidly detailed lesson plans from which they'll inevitably deviate once they actually start teaching in september. i do most stuff at the last minute and so far (three years in) it hasn't negatively affected me

>>38371868
yeah, mostly. they're mostly nice enough people but they're pretty insincere and they do think they have the toughest jobs in the world. i think we work very long hours and have more homework than most other jobs, but i think if you focus on the stuff that actually affects the children, it's pretty manageable

>>38372067
>>38372114
i eat lunch alone in my classroom instead of going to the staffroom because i need recharge time. i'm pretty sure i'm autistic and i'm pretty sure my colleagues are aware of it. desu that's why i enjoy working with little kids - they see my "eccentricity" as something fun and interesting whereas most adults just see it as a bit weird. i think i'm quite popular with my colleagues though.

>>38372304
you could knock over 100 tildes by blowing on them
a giant shipman would administer a ridiculous amount of morphine

>>38372324
I hope you're brown too or you should be ashamed.

>>38372337
shes only half brown, her dads white

>>38372304
I pick the tildes and enslave them in my backwater building site

>so little hope to fix my life that I want to kill myself
>glimmer of hope left that prevents me wholly from doing so
Haha is anyone else in the same predicament.

It's gonna be good to be home in blighty, France is very uncomfy

>>38372387
Why lad? go talk to some nice frenchman in bar

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>>38372374
hahaha yeah haha

>>38372387
is this shipanon? did the speedcubing go well?

>>38372374
Literally me. There is 1 thing I'm clinging onto. If it falls flat, I'm gonna be screwed

>>38372332
>You will never drown in morphine

>>38372401
my guess would be the toilets, when i went every single was filthy

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Hey guys, it's Sam again. I was just wondering if you know how it ends?

>>38372387
So did you see any actual French people in France?

So lads all my mates are fucking religous cunts and too scared to go on Holiday with me to Morocco because they know Ill be punting, who wants to come with?

>>38370183
>too stupid to look at the camera lens in the mirror instead of the screen
Lad...

>>38372401
>>38372405
Yeah, the competition is brilliant, I saw a world record broken as it happened. Although I've performed worse than expected. I'm gonna go see some meme tourist places tomorrow, maybe chat to some random Qts I'm going home Sunday and I'll never see them again if I embarrassment myself

Germany is very comfy, France is just grey and everyone is rude and there is a lingering smell of piss everywhere

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britfeel anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJHoZBJYxI

>>38372482
found the paki

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38372482
>Ill be punting,

You mean going to fuck brasses, lad?

>>38372511
Sad bastard thats not nice at all really.

>>38372489
yeah even though shes got a uni degree in advanced maths shes stupid because she didnt look in the mirror

>>38372464
I don't Sam, care to tell us?

>>38372479
Every white person I've seen has been a competitor, at least the police presence makes it feel safe

>>38372530
Yeah man I really dont see whats so bad about it, but they just dont understand.

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>>38372568
Here, we lost some of them.

But over there, they lost everyone.

>>38372646
Can you explain further sam

I just CANT stop listening to KPOP

Will electric cars ever take off or is this just a normie meme? im not very /o/ lads

Fucks sake lads. Ended up relapsing and have had 18 cans so far.

>>38372558
Kek wasn't actually expecting you to be one desu, hope you find some people to pal around with who aren't religious nutjobs.

>>38371674

Thanks Anon

I havent drunk anything, was on boardgamesonline which helped occupy me, the craving mostly went away, Think I'll last the night

>>38372615
I see a THICC north African brass every few months, her ass is crazy. Have fun, out there man. Wish I had the money to come.

Hash and hookers, you lucky fucker

Sam, do you want to be my friend?

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BUGGER SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCKING SPHINCTER ARSEHOLE UP YA ARSE UP YA CUNT FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS YOU FUCKING BORING FUCKING WHORE FUCK OFF YOU COW!

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>>38372803
Good luck with the first 2 weeks. I can't seem to crack them without going slightly mental.

>>38372803

we're doing well so far laddy, no cigarettes for me either even though i think theyd make the night much more comfy for me, id give up drinking with you but i managed to pack that in a while ago, my only vice now really is tobacco

>>38372563
>getting triggered by lighthearted banter

Why are you so heavily defending her? You've only just started going out with her mate. Don't be so obsessive

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She looks like the moon
She says, "it's your eyes"
She sees everything
She knows me too well

She looks like the day
She says, "it's the light"
Something in the way, she says, "goodbye"

And she looks like the moon
So close and yet, so far
She says everything
She knows me too well

>>38372733
yes but they still need more time to work the technology to a lower price whist making them more powerful and increasing range. The charging system needs work as well as there is no rapid way to charge them like filling a tank with fuel

Kino's journey is a comfy animu Sam (friends?)

Going for a few cheeky pints with Nymph lads

>>38372733
Batteries seem to be reaching their plateau. Only way they can really boost range at the minute is by adding more batteries whilst also making the car heavier than even a prehistoric Volvo.

Pretty sure I've got gum disease. So fucking annoying, I take just as much care of my teeth as the average person. I brush twice a day. Why me?

>>38372816
>>38372752
Ta boys, really at this stage Im prepared to go alone because solo travel seems pretty calming and might even mature me a little lol.

>>38372363
One drop rule matey

Ah this is comfy without Ebin and Tilde shitting it up. Although this Sam character is a bit strange and being cryptic

>>38373014
do you have an electric toothbrush? if not buy one, hopefully one with a circle head so you can clean the gumline

should bleed for two weeks but clean up

>>38373080
actual nice thread for once is nice

even had a chocolate debate

>>38373080
I like Sam, they seem to be keeping to themselves and are probably satire.

>>38373080
check steam len

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>>38369710
NEW FAT TEDDY TUNE LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYpciseS2LA

>>38372733
They've already taken off but they'll need to become affordable before you see them outside city centres.

The main downside of electric cars is that the number of idiots attempting drag races at lights will increase as electric cars can produce instant torque and there's no gears so it's just a case of putting your foot down. In my opinion we need to make the driving test harder before these things get into the hands of idiots.

https://youtu.be/LqFWvAplIKc?t=1m4s

>>38373080
I wonder when they are going to meet up and piss off for good

the homosexual shitposting is just ruining anime on /r9k/ in general

>>38373125
No, I'm using manual but making extra care to brush along the gumline. Also using that cordosyl stuff that's supposed to help clear it up.

I knew you'd be lurking.. can't restist poking your head out if you're mentioned eh?

>>38373179
just buy a decent one off amazon lad

you'll clean more of the shit away from gums, much better for cleaning back of the mouth too

ebin trying to make peace after advice from tilde I see

>>38373248
I was joking, I don't have him added

>>38373272

I'll add you, post your ID

>>38373148
Please stop trying to create drama where there is none, it's v strange.

>>38373292
I don't play anything anymore

>>38373295
are you autistic? I made one joke post

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many apologies to the lad im packing in smoking with while hes packing in drinking but im off out for a /nightwalk/ soon, it will be shit because its friday and the normies are out in force but i genuinely think im addicted to /nightwalk/ because its such a strong routine/habit, i feel strange when i keep telling myself im not going out, i get anxiety, start getting worried about things that dont exist and get cabin fever from being in my room, im actually scared about how serious these issues have become dessy, anyway, ill be back in a few hours lads, dont burn /britfeel/ down without me

>>38373366
I feel sorry for you because you're obviously suffering at the moment but I kind of love the fact we have a resident lad who's addicted to roaming the streets at night and taking pictures.

>>38373366
Do you listen to music while you /nightwalk/?

>>38373333
You've been trying to push this narrative for the last few weeks, faggot.

>>38373386

i do love being that lad in a way, i just wish i could go out for one or two /nightwalk/ per week and enjoy them, but as things stand i have zero other hobbies or ambitions really

>>38373394

yes i do, but only in certain areas, i dont listen to music in rough areas or anywhere there might be trouble, because in my experience you can hear trouble before you can see it so i dont like to lose my hearing in places like that, but in other places i do like to listen to some comfy tunes, my all time favourite is this one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHQmDqlv5Rc

others include:
the cure - a forest
m83 - midnight city
cliff martinez - solaris soundtrack(first sleep)
flying lotus - infinitum

a few more probably but theyre all i can think of now, literally putting my shoes on after i type this so if i dont reply its because im out

>>38373458
no I haven't, its being anons memeing. Its probably true anyway, all those normie cunts have a similar typing style like you

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I'm fucking sick of this shit. Every night, it's the same, come home, browse 4chan, play some videogames and sleep. I'm bored out of mind. My oldest friend refuses to speak to me and I have no idea why, the rest of the group hasn't noticed and it's very clear that he's trying to passive-agressively push me out. I want a dog just so I can get out of the house and feel responsible for something but nobody would be at home with it during the day. I'm finally going to start lifting and eating healthily so I can pretend to be somewhat normal. I'm going to make it or kill myself trying.

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>>38373333
>>38373519
Ebin's getting nasty

>>38373519
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/Len/tripcode/%21%21oOx9zZn3q4d/

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>Listen to top trending music on Spotify aka the most normie music, shit tier pleb dance shit
>enjoy a few songs
Is this the end?

>>38373569
>He has a group of friends

Be grateful for what you've got lad

>>38373617
Do you have any other bebes?

ebin is getting autistic again, try not to trash your monitor haha

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>>38373513
You've got good taste, do you ever see any neat animals like foxxes or hedgehogs while you're out?

Have you ever had a disney princess moment where they call come up to you?

Any panty wearers here tonight?

>>38373519
You've become a right cunt since you put on the tripcode lad
used to like you and all, baka

how much to normal people spend a month?
spent 15quid today, but 9quid of that was on petrol

wish Jun was still here haha

>>38373622
>few weeks
>4 posts in the last week after other people have memed it

surprised you have time for that, aren't you with your friendos tonight or do you need some other self righteous gratification on here

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>tfw no one will ever EVER love you
honestly why even bother living

>>38373769
Don't give up on love, anon

>>38373080
Sadly as you say that Ebin ramps up the shitposting and ruining a comfy thread.

>>38373762
imagine if someone posted his willy pic again haha what a riot x

>>38373790
its his fault I started posting ironically... I was too down to bother posting

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Hello lads, Long time.
Just a quick reminder for you all.

- Kev x

>>38373751
I spend about 3000 a month on everything. That includes rent, bills, food, going out, holidays, clothes, incidental shit like plumbing bills etc.

>>38373768
Why do you always deflect things? People point out inconsistencies and you can't even be bothered to address them and instead just call them normies.

>>38373636
I do that every now and then to stay hip with the kids.

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>>38373780
i'm not capable of giving up on love, wish i could sometimes desu

>>38373806
It's always someone else's fault with you. Never willing to accept you are the one at fault.

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>>38373827
>>38373842
here they are haha, almost identical posts again

Hello I am your new trip fag Dean

i have no gimmick or unique aspect I just love to attentionwhore on anonymous image boards that get wiped after 72 hours

Imagine wearing jeans you havent washed in 3 weeks and they smell of piss and cum haha just imagine haha

>>38373851
Fuck em Ebin, you're a decent guy.

>>38373851
These are two completely different topics and you know it.

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>>38373851
What's the matter? Unable to accept multiple people dislike you?

>>38373859
>cuHM
Haha looks like I have to stay lads x

>>38373813
I don't have to worry about any of that
but I am almost a grand in debt

I'm getting paid monthly now instead of fortnightly, so for the first time ever I have to budget

feel sick lads, don't think ill survive night. ta-ra

>>38373851
it's a certain two posters, don't worry about it I enjoy your posts

>>38373863
haha just imagine that... wouldn't like to stuff my face and suffocate on them or anything haha

>>38373866
>>38373880
thanks lads

>>38373863
Not a nice image friendo.

Lads would you rather lick ebins mold wall or his crusty cock and arsehole

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After official analysis of several 4chan generals I have concluded that /britfeel/ is the most positive general thread on 4chan.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13436685

>>38373908
I'd lick his cock but not his arse.

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>>38373841
Giving up on it isn't so bad mate. Try your hardest at it and you'll finally reach the penultimate level of apathy.

>>38373916
frig you, you crusty poop flap

>>38373908
I have come to conclude that any low effort shitpost like this is indeed Ebin false flagging as an anon to make him look relevant on this thread.

Fuck off Ebin.

*clicks f12 and edits (You) off this post before screenshotting it xd*

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>>38373769
ready to hero lad. I'm going to die alone, fail every exam I take and spend every day unil I die looking at the disappointment in my parents eyes

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>>38373908
why not both?

you could get some juicy willy juice on your tongue, mix it with some bum crust and then lick the wall for an ultimate taste sensation

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>Riding my bike back from work for the first time on Friday night

Jesus Christ what makes everyone suddenly travel at double the speed limit because it's Friday?

>>38370885
you've inspired me to melt a galaxbury bar

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>>38373890
haha j-just imagine if you would like to do that haha wouldnt it be weird if I got hard at the same time you did that? haha

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>>38373947
B E G O N E
original

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>>38373935
really does feel like my brain is hardwired to care, can't seem to escape from it

>>38373952
reaching my limit too honestly l@d, dropped out of uni so i'm already a massive failure

>>38373926
>>38373954
>>38373966
>ERP with pepe

is this the final form of robothood haha

>>38373989
was there a certain specific someone you loved anon? you give that impression

pls someone reply I need just 1 (You)

>>38373950
He should never have tripped. His whole woe is me shtick doesn't have quite the same impact when you can see that he's the most bitter arsehole in this general.

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Ah, yes. It is finished.

>>38373984
i am the britfeel bully
you can see my credentials here you moist piss crumpet

>>38369734

>>38374037
I hope you get at least two.

>>38374024
>was there a certain specific someone you loved anon? you give that impression

Not him, but that's like a horoscope, it applies to everyone.

>>38374038
He doesn't have a woe is me schtick, he has a bitter loser living in squalor schtick.

>>38374038
woe and bitterness go hand in hand

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>>38374040
>tfw you don't even enjoy the shadow pepe destruction meme anymore
It's over lads.

> tfw all these wgite people around me renind me about me being nin white
Just kill me already, I wish I lived in London.

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>>38374024
not really sure, there have been a few people i've been really close to but i messed up and either caused problems for them or led me them to dislike me, only have myself to blame for my neuroticism i guess

>>38373935
>>38373989
don't even try after the initial failures

the rejection time after time just makes it worse, I think I'll live as a monk when I get into my mid 20's

>>38374040
What do you want from us?
How can we bring back what once was?

haha wouldnt it be weird if we all posted pictures of our willys on the thread lads haha

i know lets all post about the first wank we had haha, bet that would make the thread more interesting haha, maybe post a picture for illustration purposes haha

Hey anon, what are YOU doing over summer?

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>>38374072
>I wish I lived in London.
no you don't - every guy I saw on the train today was fucking giga chad, I've never seen so many 8-9/10 guys so close together. fucking mental

>>38374072
Only idiots are obsessed by race.

Lads how to eat more to gain some mass back ive become a stick cant cope anymore.

>>38374089
It cannot be done. We have reached the point of deformation.

>>38374127
I'm a Chad who lives in London AMA
I work as a waiter on a waterfront cafe

>>38373989
All it takes is conditioning. I used to care too but after constantly reminding myself that I have no one for years on end I've finally stopped caring about human contact.

>>38374087
Wait until you get to the boredom of your late twenties.

>>38374139
How do you remain skinny I'm so fat kill me

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>>38374148
not the oxo tower? had dinner there today on the top floor
how do I be chad pls help, I hate being miserable. what is a day in your life like?

I ate a chocolate brownie and didn't bring it back up
progress!

>>38374148
My ex-girlfriend was gorgeous and worked as a waitress in the River Cafe. Made me insecure about all the Chads she worked with, but she always came home to me so I suppose I can't be that bad.

>drink 6 cans every night
>drink 3 cans every morning
I'm fucking done for lads

>>38374148
What is your take on all these tripfags?

>>38374089
imagine a time machine back to 2015

britfeel was a better place

>>38374133
You just dont know what it is being non white. I feel like a cripple.

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Hey Tilde, are these any better than last time?

>>38374215
I can imagine it's shit with all the racist out there but rise above it mate, only idiots care, and you'd be just as stupid as they are to get a complex about it.

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>>38374228
You burnt the corners you cunt.

>>38374228
Meals don't come much unhealthier than that, but I have to say that your chips look fantastic. Are they oven chips?