post mommies

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I will get this thread warmed up. 1 of whatever

i approve of this thread.
*b-bumpu*

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Mommies are completely subjective unfortunately.

>>38504362
No bumps, only proper posts with contributions homo.

>>38504356
That woman just looks like a run of the mill JAV star, not any maternal qualities to her.

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>>38504382
s-sorry
does this count?

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>>38504426
it'll have to do
YOU HVE ben muted

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posting the quintessential mommy

>>38504331
the classic
>tfw no mommy gf
post

>tfw no mommy gf

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how does on acquire a mommy gf?

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There is no such thing as a mommy gf.

Every woman wants/demands to be babied, taken care of, entertained, made to laugh, and provided for to the fullest extent.

There is no happy ending, there are no maternal women.

>>38504804
That can't be true there must be a mommy gf out there, one I can entertain by bein really cute and having nice bants even though she'd be the one to baby me instead

Just not one for me ;_;
>there is no happy ending
tfw

>have no desire whatsoever to do anything to my mom
>Get extra hard at the idea of some anon tricking his mom into fucking.
Is this some level of cuckolding?

>>38504804
Anon, you're saying this because no woman has ever been close enough to you to want to mommy you. As a man, it is your duty to open the door to mommygf by proving your worth, and I know that's not very fair, but once you get a girl to l like you nearly every single one of them will want to take care of you, make you things, cook/bake for you, caress your hair when you sleep, etc.

>>38504804
Funny. Am mommy and have tiny qt3.14 gf that loves to be babied and held. They're hard to come by, but I will tell you that if you find one that loves you and is a good mommy, that love will never leave her heart.

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How does one go about attaining a mommy gf

>>38505503
Million dollar question right there

>>38505423
I wish I was that qt 3.14

>>38505372
I had a similar issue and asked about it, another anon told me that what's exciting you (and me) isn't any desires for your mother, but it's exciting how dirty and taboo the idea of someone fucking their mother is, not the actual desire to do it

>>38507187
Makes sense, the whole
>we developed from being really close, to see each other naked to get drunk and fuck
Sounds very interesting

>>38507187
For me personally mommy is a title used for ageplay stuff, but I know most girls into being called mommy wouldn't want that at all

I have mommy issues but I don't channel that into wanting to have sex with my own mothet

>>38505503
Be an endearingly slow-minded Chad that can only thrive when cared for but is independent enough to survive on his own.

>>38506981
It's fairly straight forward to find a mommy that will give you bedtime stories, tell you that she loves you, cook for you, diaper you, give you milk, and tuck you into bed at night, if you like that. I found my gf through the internet and somewhat networking on a few sites, after wading through hundreds of nasty, dried up sluts that are gross even being within reach of a ten foot pole until I found her. If you're looking for a MILF, someone to be your mommy and be your sextoy, there's plenty on the market.

For me, it's not for the whole sexual thing. I'm just trying to help heal a bad childhood and give back a good one, show a very deep love for someone that goes far beyond just sex and saying "Love you." every once and a while, but cheating on her on the side at the same time.

>>38504382
>No bumps
Fuck you
Bump

>>38508743
>give you bedtime stories, tell you that she loves you, cook for you, diaper you, give you milk, and tuck you into bed at night, if you like that
I want all of this and I want to give all of myself to her too, but it doesn't seem straight forward at all, most girls are turned off by those kinds of propositions. I want to be cute for her and validate each other's desires, while maintaining a healthy relationship outside the mommy/baby dynamic. (I am a boy, btw)

>. I'm just trying to help heal a bad childhood and give back a good one, show a very deep love for someone that goes far beyond just sex and saying "Love you."
I want this too, I want all of this, even if I never have sex with her but get release in other ways she would appreciate as well. But why cheating on the side? Don't you want to just be exclusive or are you finding other outlets for your sexual release?

>>38508929
Straight forward when looking for one that is a mommy already, such as on fetish websites or places where a mommy would be looking for someone like you. What I did was Google it and I found it. Just make sure to look for ageplay, ABDL, pet play, or whatever your kink may be called. Especially since it's online, I got out of my shell and started to meet people really quickly.

And, I didn't mean me cheating on someone! I meant Chads and roasties having their sense of love where it's a complete norm to cheat that it's almost expected with them. My girlfriend and I have sex, but only when she feels more adult like. I tend to find her to be my child in my eyes when she acts like one, so I don't find her sexually attractive and she doesn't feel up to it at those times anyway. Sex is a natural need for all creatures, but we only do it under certain conditions.

>>38509149
So basically fetlife then? I think it def would've been easier for you as a female dom, not that I'm trying to invalidate the hardships and all the whores you went through but as a male...

I think that's the kind of dynamic as a big/little I would want as well, as the act of sex itself being not as important (but I think I would want other sexual activities desu)
Thank you for your perspective on things, I found it interesting that we kind of shared some thoughts on the dynamic and maybe I could find someone that also thinks the same

>>38509149
For someone who is hypothetically going to enter a relationship, what's there to know about md/lb?

>>38509452
>I think it def would've been easier for you as a female dom

Ehhh... While I'm a female dom, I am a lesbian and didn't want some half cock thirsting hag which makes it waaaay harder. (Had bad experience with a bisexual girl that implanted the translation of bisexual into "commitment issues" in my mind)

It takes time. It may be harder for you or be super easy. Either way, it sucks to look, but you'll find the one in time. Just don't compromise on too much for someone, especially if it's something important to you. Oh, and don't give up! That's the worst thing you can do.

>>38509728
>what's there to know about md/lb?

What would you like to know?

>>38509806
I dunno, I guess I'm sort of a beginner to understanding this sort of thing. I've only heard of dd/lg relationships but im guessing in regards to this, the woman would be dominant?

Honestly I've never had a relationship before so I'm just curious.

>>38509857
Oh! Well, as the name implies, it's a mommy dominant/ little boy relationship. The mommy would take care of you and be the "bigger one" towards you, whether that be physically, emotionally, or even mentally.

>>38509857
Not her, but MD/LB is the woman being the dominant and the male being the little.
For me, the basis of it is rooted in security and comfort and validating each others' behavior as a parent and a little, that is the "mother" acts maternal and loving while the "little" reciprocates + validates + encourages the fuck out of those maternal feelings and is just cute as a button.

>>38509987
Is it optional or recommended to call her mommy as an affectionate term?

>>38510013
That helps in explaining the dynamic. Thanks. What's your role?

>>38510015
What I would say is that mommy is a term used only when it feels right to do so. It's an optional thing, though. Some people enjoy it when you call them that to the point of them telling you to do so, but I don't find that right. It's a sort of comfort and term of endearment for me when I'm called that by someone that sees me as their mommy.

>>38510015
If you guys are both into it? 100% recommended. It's called mommydom/little boy for a reason :3
But it's also not good to force it like the other anon mentioned.

>>38510035
I'm not in a relationship right now but I'd be the little (baby) boy in a dynamic like that.

>>38510087
It seemed like a subjective thing to me, so I had to ask. I think I'm more skewed to your pov though, when it feels right in the relationship to do so.

>>38510124
I'm just asking a hypothetical question. If the relationship were ever to arise in my case, that's all.

>>38510151
Yeah, kind of a title that someone has to work towards. And, what would being a little mean to you?

>>38510124
So, I see you're a baby, huh? How old would you be? Trying to see if you're in the cute age range, if you do have one.

Oh, and the same question with you. What does this mean to you? What kind of things do you do/enjoy with a mommy or without?

>Just want to date a nice older woman (maybe like mid to late 30's
>Have shit physique, no job and im not interesting in the slightest

>>38509786
>Just don't compromise on too much for someone, especially if it's something important to you
Thank you a lot for this advice. I'm not 100% sure how much of a compromise I should make since I'm not so adept in relationships.. but I suppose I'll just learn.
I was actually very close to giving up but I think I'll keep trying.

>>38510151
Ah, my apologies.


>>38510251
Well... it's honestly embarrassing to admit but I like getting... really really young. Not sure if it'd be cute but 1-2 years old? Maybe even younger

It's a huge part of me, so it means a lot to me. I don't think I could have a relationship that lacks in these things. It means having someone there that's caring but also just mutually curious and would just let me be myself for a while in and outside the dynamic. I'd love to just go all out on being a little too and having someone accept that part of me without restraint and having her express that side too.
Also just being able to be each other inside and outside the dynamic.
I think if I had a mommy I'd like to be diapered and bottle/breastfed along with some lewd time, not sex though
Without, just chatting freely, having her tease me sometimes, playing vidya/watching anime together, regular stuff.

>>38510251
Sorry I misread your post. I guess I would be giving lots of affection to my mommy. In terms of being a little, I would have to let my mommy do the leading since I'm not really very forward in terms of my own personality.


But to do my best being cute, to submit, and to give my affection for her is the most important thing. Giving hugs, kisses, holding each other, to start out..

>>38510423
Continued, sorry I'm just super super into this so:

>>38510251
Also being a little would mean lots of cuddles and hugs and just trying to act exactly how my mommy would want me to act to illicit and encourage her mommy feelings and just to be appreciative of her because being a mommy is hard work. Especially if it excites her sexually as well, I would honestly love to turn her on with my antics if someone would be into that, along with nonsexual emotional comfort.
Basically giving her a ladyboner and a heartboner at the same time.

I think that might be asking for too much though, like bordering on the realm of fantasy.

>>38510423
Wow! Two (you)s! It's like Christmas.

That's a cute age, don't you worry. Lots of mommies love littler babies. I'm currently working towards being able to support my baby and have her live the life she wants to live, even if it will take a few years.

With wanting those more "vanilla" times, that's good. People need that sort of down time unless both parties want the 24/7 lifestyle without any pauses. It's rare, but it can happen.

Lastly, I will say that being inept in relationships due to what I can guess is a lack of experience is not what should necessarily be a hindrance. There are tons of people who go through a million relationships, but go through a million relationships and can never keep one. They have experience, yes, but they're bad at keeping relationships. Communicating is an extremely vital component of a relationship, even if the subject is sensitive or embarrassing. Bottling the thing up or seeming like your hiding something will cause problems sooner or later. I always hid my want to baby "vanilla" girlfriends in the past or would have it slip out at times, and it depressed me because I was so afraid of rejection. Lo and behold, the relationship dipped after they noticed I wasn't satisfied with the relationship.

>>38510586
That's a good descriptor! A heartboner! I get that all the time...

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I made this for a perfect gf thread but this fits here nicely.

>>38510667
If you don't mind me asking, did you have any particular locations you were looking through for your little? Chans, fetlife, etc? How did you two meet?

And thanks, yeah I understand the need to have downtimes and I'd want the relationship to be healthy outside the dynamic too. I love being a baby but I don't feel that way all the time.

You're right on that too, I don't think I could hide my desires for long and any vanilla relationship would probably be for naught after a period of time.

>>38510725
Hah yeah, I've felt this many times so I had to get a word for it.

so mommy just means fat with big boobs?

>>38508743
>but cheating on her on the side at the same time
you ruined something pure anon, shame on you

>>38510974
No! I meant Chad and roasties cheating on someone and it being so widespread to the point of it being normal! I didn't mean for it to seem like this! I would never ever cheat on my baby girl...

>>38510943
I found her on FetLife, but her and I have a mutual hatred of that site because of the people on it. I had some luck on ADISC, Omegle (good luck and ldr), Tumblr (it's not good), and Kik groups. (Eh, thought I would give them a shot.) I would say just search for different websites that are better than what I found to work for me, but you can still try on these.

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>>38504331
>completely turned off by mommy play
>mommyfags are the only ones who post good thicc material

>>38510423
Oh, and I wanted to congratulate you on not giving up. It takes gumption!

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>>38504331
here's a less-than-obvious mommy

>>38511342
Thanks about ADISC, I didn't know about that. I suppose I could try the abdlpersonals subreddit too, wouldn't hurt.

>>38511386
Thanks, but I'm getting kind of tired of trying, maybe I put the effort into the wrong places too. Trying to make personal connections and having them fizzle out is exhausting.
I think I would want someone familiar with chan culture so we could have bants but that's a super long shot

>>38511427
"loli, but it's totally a mommy" is the worst kind of Lie.

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>>38511427
>lolis in a mommy thread
reported for cheese pizza

>>38511464
I was kind of forgetting there for a second that this is a public board and I felt like a weirdo for posting all of this.

The whole fizzling out thing is what I absolutely hated. It was almost like the other person didn't put in a modicum of effort or care into what I was wanting to be something. It's extremely exhausting.

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>>38511503
I'm sad that legal loli/petite mommies are rare.
I want a cute wife who will make me cookies and take care of the kids while still remaining smol and cute.

I live in the south and women here seem to get hideously obese (not even thicc but obese), aged, and bitchy immediately after having kids

>>38511570
I have felt this feel many many many times, even talking to "mommies", they were so passive in conversations and it made me feel uncomfortable and exhausted to lead everything and just ugh
I'm feelin it.
>tfw no outgoing shitposting mommy gf that puts me into diapers

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>given up on relationships entirely
>still instinctively yearn for a mommy gf
>not even smol or cute so no mommies would want me in the first place
Just kill me now, I'm tired of suffering.

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>>38511697
It's also nice to see a couple (You)s sprinkled in by people like you.

Oh, and what brand?

>>38511831
Oh, shush! You don't have to be small and everyone can look cute given the right treatment, even you.

>>38512040
>and everyone can look cute given the right treatment, even you
I'm not attractive, not short enough, skinnyfat, and grow body/facial hair at a really fast rate. If you could find any way to make me cute and appealing to mommies I'd be genuinely shocked, because I have yet to think of a way I could.

>>38512134
Has a mommy told you that you're unattractive?

>>38512040
I dunno, whatever mommy would want to see on me I guess. uwu
I've never actually worn diapers before so...

>>38512168
Hmm... What kind of look do you like, more white and medical looking or more babyish?
I feel like we're shitting up the thread with all this. Not sure if this was meant for mommies in our sense of the word...

>>38512164
Not a mommy in specific (because I'd be terrified approaching one in person) but other people have told me that I am.

>>38512204
Definitely babyish. I wanna be cute and I'm a huge baby so
Well it's fun right? I appreciate you talkin to me kind of calms the feels a little bit desu

>>38512134
Usually, it's the mommy that will make you look cute, if that's what she wants anyway. It's the same with anything, though. Some people will find you attractive, some people won't. Some people will tell you what they think about you to your face and be assholes. There is someone out there that is attractive to you and finds you attractive, even if it's not the outside that's the most attractive part about you.

>>38504331
I like #2 the most, desu

>>38512281
Wanna make a fake account on something and talk there?

[spoilers]I have a few brands you may like. One of them is made near me. They're adult sized and are very cute looking.[/spoiler]

this is so damn autistic

>>38512379
Sure! would a throwaway email be ok? I have discord/skype/kik/whatever: [email protected]

That'd be lovely desu

>>38512379
>>38512450
which one of you is the mommy

>>38512506
I am the baby boy and I am the one who posted the email.

>>38512506
I was worried about me getting mixed up with people at the beginning of all this. I'm the mommy.

>>38512567
Can I talk to you too then?

>>38512606
Only if I may ask this...who are you?

>>38512567
Did you send an email? Maybe I should have just made a throwaway account instead. ;w;

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Been writing an erotic story about a son whose mom is doing a Samus cosplay for him at a convention. It has been months since I made any progress...

>>38512785
Address was not found. Did you spell it right and/or mind case sensitivity?

>>38512851
you write that goddamn story anon and you post it you hear me???? i NEED it for my DICK

>>38512863
I just sent a test email to that address using another throwaway and it worked fine for me. maybe a space was in there? [email protected]

>>38512865
Don't know where else to take it. A few things ideas I have on the backburner are

>mom plays dancing arcade game where she shakes her big milf-ass
>Son and mom go down artist alley where the mom commissions sexy art of herself in costume

Somehow I will end it with the son pulling on her ponytail while she blows him and finally blowing a load in her from behind while still pulling back on her Hair.

>>38512969
end it with super sexual tension or something idk!!
>Somehow I will end it with the son pulling on her ponytail while she blows him and finally blowing a load in her from behind while still pulling back on her Hair.
bretty good A+

>>38513453
Wanna see what I got so far?

>>38510934
See I want this, but the moment the mommy stuff comes in, It's just a turn off. I just want a big titted, fat assed, lazy , chubby gf who has maternal tendencies. Is that too much to ask for?

>>38513635
post it you degenerate

>>38513798
is it cool if I email it to you?

>>38513848
you can email it to me friendo.

[email protected]

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Why do all mommys have to be so fat?

>>38514010

sent ;)

friendo

>>38514031
That smug little fuck...

>>38514031
Because it's more maternal. A thick, fertile mother able to bear children and provide bountiful sustenance.

>>38514010
Another idea I have is that the sexy art the mom commissions influences how he fucks his mom.

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>>38514031
losing weight after childbirth is harder than normal, sometimes due to age skin doesnt retract and you can even get issues with your abdominal walls not closing again.

>>38514037
for a minute there i thought it gonna have cuckolding because of the nerdy guy who made the picture.thank god it didnt.also i think you should expand your vocabulary especially the lewd words.i liked it.

>>38514169
Good point. What other words should I use?

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>>38514031
theres this one shibuki rin doujin that ends with her being a hot milf like that, i'll go find it

>>38514205
i dunno man im not an english teacher.it just felt like it could use a little more spice like "she locked her eyes on my erect penis as she greedily sized me up,licking her lips" things like that.

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yung mommi

>>38514263
Ok, I will keep that in mind.

Where else should the story go?

>>38514332
the notes at the end seemed fine,go with that.

>>38514400
Ok, but bridging the gap from sexual tension to fucking is the problem

>>38504331
5 and 4 please uuunnnnnnhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuu thiccccccccccccccccccccccccc

>>38514428
1,make the mom hug the kid.she feels the bulge pressing against her making her horny.
2,then the way home the kids clothes get dirty because of a car splashing water on it
3,the horny mom insists on helping his son wash himself.
4,profit.

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aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fucking THICCC

>>38514502
>>1,make the mom hug the kid.she feels the bulge pressing against her making her horny.
>2,then the way home the kids clothes get dirty because of a car splashing water on it
>3,the horny mom insists on helping his son wash himself.
>4,profit.

I intend them to bone in the Hotel Room they were using earlier

>>38514536
hotels have bathrooms right? :p

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>>38514502
why cant the mummy also have a bulge?

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>>38514502
>>38514565
futa mommy is best mommy

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here's the one I wanted

>>38514615
good and original taste, anon-kun

>>38514562
go on...

Were you the guy who suggested that in a previous mommy thread?

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>ywn be a cute little boy and be preyed upon by hot horny oba-sans

>>38510934
She's perfect
I want to kill myself right now

>>38514565
Fuck no
Get that shit out of this thread

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>>38514722
No, fuck you futanari mommy is best mommy go kill yourself ASAP.

>>38514729
>>38514574
>>38514565
how about no.
>>>/lgbt/

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>>38514781
futanari is not LGBT faggot shit.

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i'll post nonfuta mommies then

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>>38514816
You know you want a futa mommy pressed up against you

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>>38514850
I'M the one who wants to press my dick against a mommy.

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>>38514878
Who said you couldn't do that with a futa mommy?

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>>38514888
your trips make an interesting point, but i dont want dicks anywhere near me

Does Atago count as a mommy?

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>>38514905
>but i dont want dicks anywhere near me
Stop lying if it was futanari mommy dick you'd be on that so quick. No one in there right mind would deny this!

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>>38514917
I want mommies to be mommies, not daddies.

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>>38514998
can't they be both?

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>>38515009
not with (organelle) dicks

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>>38515036
Yeah they can futanari is both!

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>>38515050
DICKS ARE DICKS

no amount of denial will change that

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>>38515071
WRONG! There is a difference!

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>>38515156
I don't know where I put that anon's calculations, but basically yuri is the opposite of gay.

>>38515156
wew holy shit that's my post right there.
>someone saved it
I'm flattered

>>38515201
No two of the same gender is gay, dude.
The least gay something can ever get is with one futa and one normal girl.

>>38515156
shut up nerd. there are still dicks involved, meaning it's still gay.
no dick + female body = not gay!
dick + any body = gay!

>>38515331
wrong, already proved you wrong sorry leave go AWAY.

>>38515156
But, porn involving just one (1) woman WITHOUT a penis, is 0% gay.
checkmate atheists.

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>>38515328
So if I'm a straight man, watching 2 girls have sex, does that make me gay?

>>38504382
fOR THE LOVE OF GOD I NEED THE SAUCE

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>>38515382
yes you are a faggot

)original)))

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>tfw like this girl in this comic but very submissive

Please bully me okay

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>>38515534
Also this is my favorite page

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>>38515430
im gonna post some more yuri then

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>ywn be a cute girl and have cute awkward intimate relations with another girl

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of all the sperm in my dad's balls, I had to be a Y

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one more mommy

>>38515619
you're a nice person I thank you

>>38504382
Goddamn, sawce? Need it.

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futanari mommies are the best just a reminder

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>>38515799
I came back just to say you're wrong.

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>>38515873
must suck always being wrong.

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>>38515888
okay that's two times 8-trips, you MIGHT have a point

>>38515563
dont you fucking dare remind me