/britfeel/

united kingdom mroe like the middle ast

>>38484489
I had my first ever job interview.
I don't think I'll get the job.

Splendid thread if I do say so myself

Good evening lads I should probably go to bed in a minute

>>38484509
middle aspartate aminotransferase?

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>>38484491
You're supposed to alternate between the day and night versions as this OP did, this is the reason there are 2 not because it can be night or daytime.

Speaking of OP pics... I miss out on a lot of /britfeel/, what is the 2nd and 3rd window now?

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>finally messages me
>only ever replies. Never brings up new topics, or starts new conversations

I'm officially done with this.

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real babestation hours lads

clare richards

>>38484509
HahA lmao he does it again the madman what a joke my sides are so high in orbit that when they come down they'll destroy your country like a North Korean ICBM

I'm not a cunt lad.

>>38484532
How much did you sperg out lad? I'm terrified of interviews for this reason, they'll ask me a hard question and if I don't know what to say my face will go really red and I'll give some monged answer

>>38484548
I don't even know about that I just use the one I had saved. I don't see why people are so bothered whether the right image is used or not.

>>38484564
Who?

>>38484564
2close2home anon

>>38484471
>>38484512
this desu

>>38484579
MUMMYS NOT HOME TIME FOR BABESTATION

Louie, open the door Louie

Open the door, you're not well

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>>38484491
>use colour picker
>pick colour in the sky
>draw a dot in the corner

Fed up and horny lads so set up a hornet account, what other apps do you gay robots use to meet people and is it easy on these for someone completely new?

>>38484594
Some guy I've been talking to for what seems like forever. Spends weeks at a time not saying anything to me or coming online (i know for a fact he's not busy), and when he does, it's like pulling teeth.

Clearly doesn't give a shit about me as much as I give a shit about him. It's time to move on.

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>>38484535
Bed is for plebs.
Stay up please it gets lonely here past 1

>>38484631
Devilish and bannable

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>>38484579
clare

>>38484624
Fucking hell that vocaroo
>tfw

>>38484465
>What was the point of this?
It was funny. You know mate, 'haha'

>>38484631
Doesn't help with the file size. Seems to add an extra 1 mb, even though saving as jpeg.

>>38484648
britfeel and steam

>>38484650
It's hard to talk to people sometimes, I wouldn't take it personally. Waifu posters are usually cunts as well

>>38484624
>tfw one of us got 60,000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
Stop exposing us to the real world

>>38484489
dont call me a cunt you twat

>>38484651
its my last day off tomorrow though anon. I want to get up early and make the most of it

Went to a coffee shop today lads, one of those not-chain places. Asked for sweetener and the guy looked at me like I'm a cunt and said "As in, ART-E-FICIAIL?". Didn't really know what to say to that so just said yes. What is it with angry normies judging every single little preference?

>>38484648
I sometimes check grindr and I'm disgusted. I just want a nice BF, not a hook up. I doubt my dick would even work with a random hook up anyway because of nerves

>>38484685
You can legit just open paint, draw a dot click save and the file size will be the same. Just let someone else do it

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>>38484579
Babestation? Christ you kids are young, I wanked my teen loads out to that channel what must have ten years ago now. I'm way too degenerate for normal women now.

>>38484708
Aren't gays notorious for quick hookups, being a nervous gay must be as bad as being a retarded Asian.

>>38484708
Both Grindr and Tinder are nothing but hook up apps. If you want to find somebody you're gonna have to go out to the less raunchy clubs where gays congregate.

>>38484683
No it wasn't funny you fox raper

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>>38484685
here lad save it for the next thread, don't fail me

>>38484739
Yes, they are, which is why I'll likely be forever single. I have zero interest in that hook up culture.

>>38484723
i remember when we first got free view i watch about 10 minutes with my mum and dad

Fucking hell lads, I just caught a glimpse of myself in a full body mirror for the first time in ages, and I look so fucking rough it actually hurt a little

>fat
>deep circles under eyes visible even from a distance
>hair messy
>head hunched forwards, terrible posture
>ill-fitting clothes loosely hanging off me

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>>38484776
Do you have the day time one

>>38484723
oh please you furry faggot you aren't degenerate

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>>38484791
Except the first, this can be fixed with a shower, good night's sleep and trip to a clothing outlet of your brand choice.

You can do it lad. It'll make miles of difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

>tfw when most of the posters here wasn't even here for this or Louie.
Where did all the old britfeelers go?
What happened to Louie? Is he okay?
Shoutanon? It makes me sad

>>38484791
I can relate, considering starving myself just to fix my disgusting skinnyfat body

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>>38484800
I do now lad

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>>38484805
I'm into sounding. That's definitely degenerate.

https://static1.e621.net/data/72/37/7237fbd8ddd1c0e9f1bc912555d2b4d3.webm

>>38484800
>that backwards yank date in mr patel's shop window
shameful, he needs to be deported

>>38484689
He's not like this in real life, which is what pisses me off even more. It's like a completely different person, and is super easy to talk to.

Not a waifuposter either

>>38484856
entry level faggot, call me when you enjoy stuff like this

https://e621.net/post/show/548493/anthro-blood-canine-cock_and_ball_torture-disembod

>>38484800
I have a pretty blank psd if you are able to use photo editing software. Can make the sky whatever you want.

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>>38484579
need to stick my face between ashley's big bum cheeks

>>38484904
I get nothing from that, not even disgust, if anything it's just comical.

>>38484854
That's the evening one, there is a sunny one going about. morning evening and night

>>38484778
Why not go for bi men? A lot of bi men are insecure and are surprisingly common.

>>38484670
clares not on anymore
fuc

i really ought to start capping babestation

>>38484925
I've never noticed it lad but I'll have a gander

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Anyone else here like kpop? It's pretty catchy. Makes easy listening, especially the more chilled artists like Lim Kim and IU.

>>38484800
>>38484854
What are windows 2 and 3 representing? Pls

>>38484939
>windows 2
Ship poster
>3
Generic weeb cave I guess, looks a lot like my room though

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Which one of you lads is this?

>>38484831
I've been here since early 2015 lad. Most of the older posters have either left this cesspool or they're just the quiet type and don't attention whore much, unlike you-know-who

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>>38484489
surprise surprise 16

>>38484953
post your room lad

>>38484930
she's on right now m8, until 5:30am

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>>38484953
Thanks lad!

>>38484984
>cesspool
It's pretty comfy here. I can have a better conversation any time than in >>>/int/brit/ which is fucking awful. Maybe because by the time you finish your post there's been 40 shitty one-line blogposts.

super noodles are the official food of the british NEET

>>38484984
Tilde? I'm not sure I do know. I left straight after this. Did Louis ever post again?

>>38484939
Never got into k-pop but I heard this one a while back and it's a tune and a half: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ

Where should I go from here?

>>38484917
Why would you want to do that, lad?

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/britfeel/ Flag

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https://theukdatabase.com/2017/03/16/mason-mckean-luton/

>cartoon images of children

>>38485046
I respect the 46 seconds it took you to make this/save this

>>38485023
super noodles are one thing
macaroni cheese out of a packet is the goat
tinned if you're richfag

on another note
its fucking RAINING
FINALLY OH YES
DONT STOP

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>>38485023
Eat more cereal for dinner than ramen to be honest.

>>38485034
Yeah that's the one that got me into it. I also enjoyed Love game by her but the whole mini-album is great.
You might like IU. She's very similar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9IxdwEFk1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMuVrPgLhC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoySmwO7QHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsWVmf2UAkg

>>38485033
Louis' post blew up across r9k and all of 4chan if I remember right, think the poor lad got embarrassed and never posted an update

>>38485017
Yea that was a bit harsh. It's just that this place could be so much comfier but attention whores ruin it.
Anyway I know it's better to ignore them so I'll do that. I think I recognise your pictures, were you the one posting similar ones last night too?

>>38485023
I bite pepperami's into little bits and fry them in a bit of butter with some chilli powder then add in the super noodles and water It's kinda my speciality

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I love me some Louis Theroux. Bit of a boner thinking about him

>>38484774
I didn't see any other threads today, what do you mean fox raper?

>>38485043
bet it would be soft and warm in there

>tfw english girls are never this cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hxg1rY17I

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>>38484996
Please don't doxx me doxxlad

>>38485096
>supernoodles
>ramen
leave now

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>>38485110
Yeah I was. Although I cannot say that I know who you are of course.

>>38485140
Certifiably cute, you are correct.

>>38485149

>that oregairu poster

10/10 taste anon

if I were a few rungs further down the rabbit hole i'd ask where you got it so I could put one up in my apartment

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>>38485149
>reverse image search
>0 results found

>>38485149
>Switch

oh dear, we're dealing with a retard

>>38485184
>He doesnt own a switch
>2017

wew lad.

>>38485193
Not a child or manchild sorry, I own a PS4 so I can actually play games.

beth is great but i want the other pne back

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>>38485149
cute room anon

>>38485149
how many cums have you done on those figurines?

>>38484828
Yeah, you're probably right. I was just surprised at how rough I've gotten and not noticed

ebin you said you were going to tell us the difference between jun len and tilde?

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>>38485149
With all due respect anon, as you seem perfectly happy with your room and life - and that's more important... This picture just makes me feel really sad.

>>38485152
Sorry but I always used ramen and noodles interchangeably. Which I am pretty sure you can do.
Unless it's because 'supernoodles' aren't technically noodles or something?

>>38485149
Anon where'd you get that glass display case from? I need something to store and show my Gunpla.

>>38485206
>muh big boy games
What's the matter, unable to own a PS4 and Switch?

>>38485239
It looks like the Ikea Detolf.
Got one myself for my figures.

>>38485248
>can play BotW on PC with better graphics and framerate
>Switch has no other games and wont have any time soon and even when it does an emulator will be out for it

Stop trying to justify your retarded purchase to me child.

>>38485167
It's a wallscroll I got from amiami, it was a couple years back though
>>38485206
I own a PS4 too lad
>>38485223
none I'm not some sort of degenerate
>>38485239
IKEA lad

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>>38485160
That's alright, just someone anonymous who appreciates your posts. Here's one of mine, I love that time of night

What is /britfeel/ snacking on in this late hour? Kraving some Krave myself

>>38485227
fucking yank
ramen is soup
supernoodles are not soup

>>38485139
and smell like arse, you weirdo

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>In addition to the vile horde of child abuse images, police found that Clements had also downloaded 265 prohibited images of children, which came in a Japanese cartoon-style.

>>38485264
Not trying to justify anything.
You just have the mental attitude of a teenage with 'console wars'

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>>38485149
>Please don't doxx me doxxlad

I know you are one of the fellow /britfeel/ cubers. But it's alright anon, when we were discussing the cubing I was able to put aside the fact that I'm a raging /pol/ack and you're at the other end of the spectrum in that regard, and have comfy cube talks.

>>38485291
A reminder that 2D is only used to incriminate genuine paedos further. It's useless by itself.

>>38485227
Ramen is actually a soup/broth that has noodles in it. Ramen noodles are the noodles for the Ramen. Noodles aren't ramen in the same way that black pudding isn't a full English breakfast

>>38485278
i have some sweets that i was going to give to my stepsisters and guinness
not a good combination desu

>>38485291
oh it was mixed with actual cp? thats fucked up

>>38485149
where'd you get all those posters from lad

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>Mr Farr told the court a large amount of adult pornography was found and amongst it was a small amount of illegal images of children in the form of computer generated cartoons.

So any of you lads listen to Nine Inch Nails?
Just got the new EP early, it's not that bad.

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>>38485278
Just ate an M&S bean salad, with a flapjack afterwards. Pretty tasty but makes you feel really dry in the mouth.

>>38485280
>>38485304
The ramen at Wagamama and previous restaurants always had noodles in it so I guess that's where this filthy habit of mine came from. Thanks for the info.

>>38485296
Only people with Nintendo's dick in their mouth would buy an overpriced, underpowered piece of shit with no games though, it makes no sense unless you just want to throw money at something with the Nintendo logo on it, where as with the PS4 you get to play quality games.

Foxlad turned out to be another racist piece of filth who should go back to /pol/. Why would the retarded right stay away ?

>>38485296
>>38485264
>playing games
HahahAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

GOT OURSELVES A COUPLE OF IDIOTS HERE BOYS

>>38485349
>where as with the PS4 you get to play quality games.
God. I remember being 16 and thinking this with the PS2/Xbox/Gamecube

>>38485359

>Making a funny accent as a troll
>Racist

>>38485289
>he doesn't like the smell of girl arse
alri gayboi

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>>38485315
Nope but they were pretty decent in that Twin Peaks episode. Might give it a try

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>>38484589
The interviewer was talking about what the company does etc. I phased out halfway through and started daydreaming. Then at the end of the interview he asked what the company does. I just mumbled a couple of words and the interview ended.

>>38485347
yes the ramen has noodles in it because its noodle soup
are you retarded or what
also
>eating at wagamama
i took one look at their menu one time and promptly walked out
went to other noodle join instead, much goodness

>>38485136
are you not the dude who obsessed over a fox?
You both have the same voice

Tbh foxlad has beaten his OC to death now. I want a new lad with new OC.

>>38485385
uh, you had all the major consoles and you thought you got to play quality games?
you get to play ALL the games wtf
unless you were only 16 last year or some shit

>>38485140
>Tfw live in a rough area so I had to shut blinds before watching.

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What's everyone up to?

I'm watching comfy homestead videos on youtube

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>>38485402
Shit that caught you out eh? Cheeky move from the interviewer but effective, sorry lad. Don't give up

You have quite an impressive pepe collection at least. I'm only at 90

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>>38485298
Oh nah that's not me, I couldn't solve a Rubiks cube to save my life
>>38485309
imported jap magazines, I have a bunch more somewhere but I can't find them

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>>38485416
>are you retarded or what
:(
>i took one look at their menu one time and promptly walked out
I mean... The food was pretty good. Like even if they aren't true authentic Nippon chefs and menus it's tasty as hell, especially the gyoza and curries.

>>38485452
reading ukdatabase tbqh, pretty sure every poster here could be accused if someone wanted it

>>38485434
Ah sorry lad. I meant thinking one console was the one with the better games and dismissing anything outside of that.

I really am trying boys

Can't even play videogames anymore desu, everytime I try all I can think while playing is what a waste of time it is, and yet I can happily spend all day on 4chan

>>38485475
Going to report you for images of cartoon children you sick fuck.

>>38485475
So THIS is my fellow britfeelers...

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>>38485488
At what lad? Good to hear nonetheless.

>>38485490
Has it been a while since you conversed with someone in real life? For more than small talk or ordering food?

>>38485475
Delete this indecent cartoon, it is a prohibited image and I shall be reporting it

>>38485490
this has been me for like 2 years now

>>38485490

I'm trying to watch peep show, but I just can't stop drifting back to britfeel

>>38485490
4chan is the ultimate addiction.

>>38485420
No, I'm not foxlad. I haven't been on 4chan at all today so I don't know what you mean by fox raper as I thought he was a well-regarded /britfeel/ anon until you said that, what have I missed?

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>>38485475
Anime is and will always be TRASH

>>38485521
Besides my immediately family I never talked to anyone besides cashiers etc. since I left school, I've started going to a muay thai class recently though in an attempt to get out more and develop social skills.

>>38485532
>>38485543
I hate it so much desu I wish I could leave but I can only relate to people on here, whenever I leave for a prolonged period the loneliness starts to kick in

>>38485521
At being a decent human being

Ive cleaned my room, sorted myself out
i have a stable income and im educating myself, thats better than anything ive done before

i have even started lifting and working out regular (30 min - 1 hour every day which i think is a good amount) also eating healty (by that i mean no more maccies everyday)

the challenge now is my social life, im horribly bad at reading people and social ques and its difficult to express myself to people and they often get frustrated talking to me because they can see im trying, and that makes me really sad

i also want to quit the ol lung darts but they are a big part of what keeps me going and i know thats an issue but its not my prioriety right now


this was probably a little long winded, but you can probably tell i dont get the chance to talk to someone often

>>38485598
You're trash!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6WZfsDDtnM

>>38485610
Develop social skills like hitting people? An unusual tactic anon, proceed.

>>38485610

It's like youre at a party, and you're really enjoying it, the company, the goings on, everything.

Then all of a sudden you 'try' to go to another room, to watch a TV show, or play a game, read a book or whatever on your own.

But you just know the party is still going on in the other room, and you could be straight back in it if you just put the book down and came back into the living room, you would never do it then, and you can't do it now. /britfeel/ is just a click away, and you can instantly be back here with everyone you relate to. The sad thing is I've got peep show paused at 1:24 in and I came back here to immediately write this post.

>>38485396
>he doesn't like the smell of girl arse

Lad...

>>38485359
Makes me like foxlad even more. Fuck off, you virtue signaling nigger lover.

>>38485676
I've been paused on this one episode of Gundam Seed for about three hours now because of you faggots.

>>38485704

I'm up to 3:40 of peep show

>>38485616
It sounds like you're doing better than 90% of people on here tbqh, good on you. Any chance you could socialize with work colleagues?

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>>38485616
It's cool, I browse /britfeel/ just to chat to anons, and it can get slow at this time.

If I can offer any advice it's that once your shit is sorted out your confidence will soar as will your social skills. A social life is not a separate entity to your character, rather a byproduct of it. People will want to hang out with a dude who's sorted his shit out instead of one that hasn't.

If you're telling the truth you have an iron fucking willpower compared to most of us.

What does it mean when you think a pornstar is too cute to jerk to

>>38485676
That's an excellent description of it lad

>>38485671
The ideal would be for me to get a job, but that just feels laughably hopeless and everytime I adjust my CV or start another application I feel like offing myself desu. At least with muay thai I'm spending time around other human beings for a couple hours a week and not in my room

>>38485743
they have reached waifu status

>>38485743
It means you're in love
https://youtu.be/gLvK5nKbo6w

>>38485610
Me neither. I have no friends, apart from my neighbor who suspects I'm gay (I'm not).

I could be a ghost at this point.

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Can someone tell me how to watch peep show, I literally can't do it. I've got the tab open with it loaded already

>>38485795
>display it on TV
>post on /britfeel/ while watching

>>38485819

I'm listening to peep show now, but watching is another matter

>>38485795
you must first immerse yourself in the reddit subculture

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>>38485795
Can't lad, all I do is browse here haha

>>38485831
Have you ever made a serious attempt not to do that?

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Which one is a dandelion? They can't both be right?

>>38485768
>>38485781
It's Riley Reid so I'll believe that

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I just discovered an album of this classic QT >>38484548 and probable /nightbritfeel/ poster. Anyone interested in them?

>>38485795
You're here forever, laddo. Embrace it.

>>38485835
yes, I've watched about 40 movies this year, most of them taking days to complete

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>>38485831

We literally spend virtually all our time here.

I have a job 3 days a week, but almost all my remaining hours is with this thread open

>>38485836
Always called the puffy ones dandelion clocks

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>>38485846
Hope I die suddenly so I won't have time to regret this on my death bed haha

>>38485845
You're not trying hard enough. /britfeel/ has fucked your dopamine levels.

>>38485840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmIR4h6TafA

She's cute but still a flat out whore, even by normal porn standards. She's made to be fapped to, don't be a pussy

>>38485871
I was like this for months/year before I started getting attention here though.

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>>38485868

We are the most addicted people to britfeel of all

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Don't know where to put my Cilla painting I won off Ebay, lads.

>>38485884
And? That doesn't change much.

>>38485836
They both are. They both fall under the family Asteraceae.

>>38485795
>>38485823
>>38485845
Absolute state of this ADD, 2 second attention span society. You should be ashamed that the digital jew has fucked you so much

Just close your britfeel tab and spend 20 mins to watch an episode, it's really not hard

>>38485482
ah right
well best games to me were on both xbox/ps2
need for speed underground
tony hawks 3 +4
others

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>>38485887
That's the shittiest painting of David Bowie on the cover of Diamond Dogs I have ever seen.

that was weird
>binge on:
>lemon yoghurt
>chocolate biscuits
>strawberry ice cream
>cinnamon cheerios
>purge
>taste it all in reverse order

it's like a layered trifle in my stomach

>>38485898
I think this place is a symptom, Years and years of social isolation and NEET caused this probably

>>38485922
no it is, its physically impossible to focus. It feels like my head is exploding. It is physically uncomfortable that forcing myself would be very uncomfortable

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>>38485946
>Watch show
>Browse /britfeel/ at same time

I'm sure you can only lurk instead of post to get the fix. Problem solved.

>>38485946
Stop being a little bitch. Even if your attention span is that fucked you can train it, just start slowly
>watching a simple comedy show makes you feel like your head will explode

>>38485719
>>38485738

Honestly guy its the most taxing thing ive ever done and im constantly doubting myself, but like you and everyone else says that if i keep at it i will develop confidence and social skills. I guess time will tell

For the record im nearly 3 months into this new resolve and while there seems to be some benefits its probably harder now than ever but im gonna keep trying until it kills me. Because i may as well be dead otherwise

Best of luck to both of you in whatever it is you are doi g also

>>38485946
I get this too lad have you tries figit spinners?

In all seriousness you are fucked if you cant pay attention

>>38485982
I used to do that when I had two monitors but I smashed one now I have one its impossible

babestation is the perfect thing to have on while browsing 4chan because there is no story to follow

I usually wake up a 4pm so being awake at this time is weird

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>>38486016
You must have a smartphone instead.

And if you don't mind, how did you smash the monitor? Simple accident?

>>38485836
Both. The yellow one is the flower then as it dies back it withers and becomes the seed head, the puff clock, and when the wind catches it they blow everywhere, set seed and grow and the cycle continues.

>>38485872
What even the fuck hahahahahaha

Anyone heard of this Scottish madman? Really comfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVKSUnCN_pU

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>>38486037
>Simple accident

yeah haha

lost my anger with constant frustration and smash my glasses case into it in a fit of rage

>>38486027
Whos on tonight laddo?

Post your rooms. If I see any filth I'm telling your mum like.

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>>38486100

This isn't my bedroom, but my shitposting room

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>>38486074
>constant frustration
Video game or real life crisis?

Either way that's a shitty way to deal with it, if you're ever about to do something like that just go have a shit or go outside for 5 minutes, and you won't want to do it when you get back

>>38486100
t. Mr Doxx

>>38485944
You know Tilde, you wouldn't need to purge if you didn't binge in the first place

>>38486122
>t. Mr Doxx

I already posted my room

>>38486082
ashley, jenna and beth on babestation
clare and ella on studio 66

>>38486118
Is that just a bottle of vinegar with the label ripped off?

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>>38486122
I don't really play games much anymore, It was because my brother was shouting so I lost my temper. Real life crisis I guess, sometimes I wake up very angry and struggle to control it

>>38486141
Hope tilde is feeling well when he wakes up

>>38486141
I'm not tilde

It's not like I choose to. I didn't plan this, if I did it would have been pizza, doughnuts and cheesecake, not whatever I could find in the cupboards.

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When i was 15 me and my parents moved to a bigger town and got closer to the rest of the family.
On Christmas day we went to grandma's for a huge dinner party.
I had never met my uncles, aunts or cousins before.
Idk why but after dinner the kids were supposed to do something cool to entertain others, like my cousin did some ballet shit, my other cousin told a couple dad jokes and shit like that.
Maybe it was cause i was introverted af and i was having trouble socialising with my cousins, but my mom strongly encouraged me to show off my talent.
I was reluctant but i wanted to look cool so i went and sang half a song by Bring Me The Horizon (I was pretty good at screaming/squealing).
I stopped when i noticed everyone was looking at me like i was possessed or something.
They immediately sent me to another room with all the other kids.
The other kids just started talking shit about me while i was sitting alone in the corner.
Meanwhile in the next room the adults were telling my parents that I needed to see a psychiatrist and that i was a satanist and stuff like that.

That was 7 years ago. Me and my parents have been pretty much isolated from the rest of the family for the last 7 years.
I met my younger cousin a couple months ago. He didn't even recognise me. I smiled when i saw him puking outside of the club we were at.

>>38486118
>that hammer
>the plant knocked over

>>38486159

It certainly is, you've got a good eye for condiments

>>38486172
Your bait turned sour when you posted
>Meanwhile in the next room the adults were telling my parents that I needed to see a psychiatrist and that i was a satanist and stuff like that.
This would only work in Murrica, here nobody gives a fuck and would just call you a grebo at most.

>>38486172
>me and my parents
*my parents and I

Any /south asians/ here somehow here?

Just want to cook a whole bag of Turkey Dinos and eat them all. That's like nearly 2k calories or something silly, but it might cheer me up

>>38486181
got a bottle of it in my cupboard lad, but why are you shitposting with Vinegar?

I come bearing gifts. Namely, this absolute belter. Prepare for nostalgia lads. Absolute fucking nostalgia of the nth degree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ITv4OBV9c

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Got a right comfy minsec prison going in Prison Architect

>>38486223

I probably just finished a plate of chips before I took the pic

>>38486221
could live on turkey dinos, still have the taste buds of a 10 year old

>>38486227
I raise you this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

>>38486242
Lad
were they McCain Home Chips?

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>>38486221
why do kids get to eat the best stuff

>>38486216
Sorry I'm polish i was pretending to be a brit just to fit in.
I masturbated to Theresa May fake nudes a couple times tho.

>>38486289

Nah chip shop chips, you can even see the plate on the right side of the table.

i've even got the vinegar in front of me right now as it happens

>here goes another /britfeel/ posts youtube videos that no one bothers to click on thread.

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>>38486297
The smiley faces are really undercooked, mine were always crispy and golden. And where's the ketchup to make them horrifically bleed out their eyes and mouth?

>>38486297
Proper annoyed at the anon who told me that potato smilies would be potato emojis now.

>>38486309
From the chippy? Don't you just ask for extra vinegar or whatever or do you just prefer real what looks like distilled malt vinegar?

>>38486352
and now I'm annoyed at you

>>38486082
>>38486155
Don't forget Sophia on Party. She's actually the best one out of the lot on right now

Wait no Jenna is

>>38486352
Why didn't you just let that comment die without infecting us all with that realisation?

>>38486388
If I had to suffer it. So do you lads.

>>38486367
Good tbqh

>>38486352
fuck you buddy

feel like kms now

are you intimidated by this crab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l7qGzfAffQ

>>38486368
clare fully naked on s66 now

>>38486459
i'd smash its head in then cook its remains

>>38485479
>that huge ad for curry loli game
comfy

>>38486361

Putting vinegar on there makes the car stink, I just put it on at home.

Bang on, distilled malt it is.

I really should be off to bed now, my holiday is over and back to wageslaving tomorrow.

>>38486459
Hard Knock would open it up, the muggy pink cunt

>>38486513
Have nice dreams, and nice thinking although I kinda like the chippy vinegar smell in the same way I like tar and oil smells

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>>38486471
clare show pusy

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RIDEWAVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQzNZR-LXZc

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>>38484800
got daytime senpai

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>>38486513
Goodnight anon.

>>38486559
Do you like the smell of petrol the most? It's nice in an odd way.

>>38486559

Sweet dreams too lad, I know what you mean about the nice smells, but inside my car I like it to be as pristine smelling as possible.

I had a dream last night where I went down coronation street knocking on everyone's door and running away

>>38486593
Don't enjoy it too much, it's legit toxic and will fuck up your lungs.

>>38486459
Yes. Fuck that shit.

>>38486609
I get that feel.

I doubt Hard Knock is actually that hard.

Don't get me wrong, he's almost certainly the hardest lad here by far. But I don't think he'd be much use in, let's say, a ball kicking competition with Vinnie Jones. Even if he let Hard Knock go first.

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>>38486568
clare has perfect pusy slit
zero roast

>>38486220
Nah lad but lost my virginity to a filipina catholic girl who was my mates sister

>>38486593
I don't necessarily like petrol the most but it's up there. I think I prefer fresh tar and shit more desu Petrol burns the nose a tad more than most

>>38486666
The devil is trying to tell you something about fucking Catholic girls with a post number like that.

>>38486337
>tomato sauce
>with beans or any other tomatoey variation

you disgust me

Off licence
Job Centre
Kebab shop
what else is the quintessential sights of the British high street?

>>38486666
That sounds good lad. I'd love to shag a Filipina.

There's a Columbian girl at work who has that body type and we always flirt with each other. I have a GF but I wish I could just give her one anyway. But it's out of order, sadly.

>>38486643
I've heard Tilde and Ebin say some right shit about Hard Knock and his family.
They both think they could take him easily.

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>>38486700

And kev is tying to tell you something with post numbers like that

>>38486726
Estate agent
Charity shop

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>>38486706
You don't mix the beans with the ketchup, and dipping stuff in bean sauce is boring as hell.

>>38486726
Bookies. Greggs.

>>38486744
Bloody cheeky kevs right there. Congrats on that Kev Blessing mate.

>>38486706
>not putting ketchup in the beans as they're cooking to enrich the sweet tomatoey flavour
It's like you want the kike Heinz to be purposefully removing your tomatoeyness.

>>38486726
Charity shop (Usually Sue Ryder or British Heart Foundation)

Vision Express

WH Smiths

Subway

Thomas Cook

Greetings card shop called something like "Cards Warehouse" or similar.

>>38486220
Yes now G finally someone else.

>>38486643
There's a rumour going around that Hard Knock has been banned from all cage fighting circuits...even the illegal Russian ones.

>>38486755
>he doesn't get mummy to pour the beans on top of the smiley faces

are you even trying lad

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>>38484489
.
.
.
.
.
>27 year old man comes into the court
>Found guilty of death by dangerous driving
>Claims that it was the fault of the pedestrian, not his drinking
>Wants me to give him a suspended sentence
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>38486736
I don't believe that for a minute. Hard Knock would wreck Tilde, he'd be spewing up even if he didn't want to purge. And he'd kick Ebin so hard in the crotch that he'd sort out his phimosis in the most painful way.

>>38486783
Could believe it. I heard he's trying to get into fighting actual bears and silverback gorllas and shit, for a proper challenge.

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this you cubers

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>>38486763
>>38486757
>>38486754
Was gonna make a reply but damn, apart from the supermarket chains this is pretty much it.

Maybe a coffee shop and Chinese/Indian takeaway too.

>>38486818
>I don't believe that for a minute.
Well they don't think that at all. Their egos are too big. They don't want anyone getting in on their turf.

>>38486837
Oh yeah. Maybe a Costa or at the least a Greasy Spoon cafe.

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>>38486802
>Soggy smiley faces
Nice bait, anon.

>>38486807
Creative variation here, 9/10 for the effort but Shipposting has a classic formula, you can't alter it like this

>found guilty of death by dangerous driving
pssst it's called manslaughter

>>38486850
greasy spoons are dead

>>38486837
>no flight centre
>no cex

has anybody seen someone actually go in flight centre

>>38486802
NO YOU MOTHERFUCKER

THE SMILEY FACES MUST BE GOLDEN BROWN AND EXTRA CRISPY

>>38486900
I booked a flight from flight center once but I phoned them up. I don't understand why anyone would go in. I think the shop is there basically just to rent the windows as an advert and they just take calls inside.

>>38486900
>greasy spoons are dead
Still see a couple up around my end. Sarnie shops pop up sometimes too.

I guess it depends if we mean high street in the centre or a high street in some residential area. Usually along a main road into the centre.

Another day of having weed in the house but not smoking it. Quite proud of myself - the days in my life when I've had weed available and not smoked I could probably count on my hands.

Will definitely have a puff on friday night though.

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>tfw fell for the ASMR meme

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What's better, 1 (one) girlfriend or 10 (ten) friends?

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>entitled blacks in london

>>38486889

There have been historic incidences of 'bespoke' shipposts, so long as they also follow the classic formula, they are permittable.

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/28465763/#28465763

for example, and

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/30888119/#30888119

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>>38486979
Good job anon. Although it can feel good for a while you'll live a better life without it altogether.

Maybe save weed for special occasions ie birthdays, getting a job, bank holidays etc. ?

>>38486961
ok theres two greasy spoons near me in my residential area
one wants eight quid for a full english so thats out
other is more reasonable but ive never been in cause theres a spoons round the corner and i can get a pint there

>>38487067
Not had a proper full english in a bloody long time. Might have to get myself one made some day soon.

>>38487060
Honest question is it even worth it to start smoking weed in the long run? Im 19 and have never done it

>>38487109
Honest answer. No.

>>38487060
Nah, I've quit before for a long period of time (several years) and honestly I just got incredibly depressed. It's an anti-depressant that seems to work incredibly well for my brain chemistry. My life is going pretty well in terms of income and relationships so I don't really see a good reason to stop entirely.

I think I might keep it to the weekend though. I have to admit, I sleep better and have more energy the next day when I haven't smoked.

>>38487006
One girlfriend provided she has no friends either, or else that imbalance will fuck everything up and youll be keft with noone

>>38487122
Thats what i thought. The people who smoke weed when they are 30+ seem to be fucking messes

>>38487109
>>38487143
It depends on who you are as an individual whether the pros outweigh the cons. I've met loads of people who smoke weed and they are complete paranoid, borderline mentally ill whackjobs who have barely been off the dole.

But I've smoked weed since I was 15 and I make about 120k a year, good career, good social life and I consider myself to be relatively sane.

I met a CEO last year who was a daily weed smoker and he'd smoke before work in the morning even.

The important thing is to keep an eye on it, see how it affects you.

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>>38487129
So long as you are in control I suppose you can smoke as much as you want.

>>38487109
Why would you want to?

>>38487221
Yeah, I think it's all about keeping a careful eye on yourself.

Other than that, I basically treat it like booze, I don't smoke before I have something to do or somewhere to go.

>>38487011
If they want nonwhites to represent them they should have stayed in their own countries.

>Let's move to Britain and turn it into the same toilet we left

>>38487024
I apologize, I was not familiar with that history.

As you were Shipposter

>>38487108
if i want one i just do it myself
its the only way to guarantee it'll be good

>>38487441
I'm impressed that you can do a good one at home. I never really get it right. Always get the timing off a bit. I suppose it takes practice. Got any tips?

>>38487305
Calm down, Foxlad

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/nightcycle/ was good tonight lads


Although absolutely fuck all interesting or noteworthy happened

Gonna go for a quick sad wank, hopefully that will help me fall asleep. Goodnight lads.

P.S. good work on keeping it comfy, if only in these late hours

>>38487532
just finished a wank myself haha

Enjoy the hand shandy lad.

What meme should I draw tonight, lads?

>>38487700
Since you got Kevs, draw Kev

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>>38487767
/i/ probably won't understand that, is Bateman a good enough stand-in?

>>38487810
Kev dressed as Bateman in that pose.
Just call him the British /r9k/ Bateman

And of course I misstimed my finish with the porn finish. Another failure of a day

>>38487700
Has to be Shipman

>>38487862
You don't have this problem with doujins

I'm scared of the outside

>>38487919
Yea but you avoid being a degenerate pedo/gay/etc

>>38488007
I'm scared of the inside of my head

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>>38487862
>another day wanking to solo male masturbation
>don't time their climax with my climax

I had one job haha

>>38488027
Rather that then cumming at the wrong time

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Only just realized there's a sweety shop just across the road and down the corner. I wouldn't know, because there's nothing up there except that and some fucking curry house or something.

Any who, I went and got some liquorice, pretty chuffed about that. The shop will see my patronage many times over the coming months.

Post waifus.

>>38484689
I am personally offended.

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Check these kevs lads

>>38488134
what do i do if my waifu left me because i stopped posting her on 4chan

Might start exercising, I feel like such a lump of shit and can't stop eating junk like sweets. no idea what I should do though, Might buy myself a bike

check these hard knocks

check these chippys

>>38488185
Beg for forgiveness, and treat her better in future, obviously.

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>>38488134
I've been living in the same house for my entire life and only yesterday did I discover that there's a huge park that's about a 10 minute walk away.

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>>38488134
Bit late/early to be posting waifus, but not sleeping well, so why the heck not

>>38488190
Would you be interested in /britfit/? >>38456937

>>38488182
Pretty good photoshop tbqh

>>38488285
I get demotivated easy so probably not haha, I started doing this shit at the start of the year but gave up. got to week 5 of couch to 5k and gave up cause it was reddit shit and I didn't progress for like 3 weeks. I don't even have room in my house to lay down

>>38488285
We don't need to get fit, we have Hard Knock to look after us. We're his flock of soft lads and he's very protective.

>>38488302
Thanks lad it was my first time in years

>>38488068
the problem with you ebin lad is that you dont have a proper man in your life. you need someone to fuck you in the ass and take control of your life for you.

>>38488409
d-do you think tilde will fuck me up the ass correctly?

>>38488435
Hormones probably destroyed Tildes dick, so no

>>38488264
Never too early/late.

>>38488254
I always used to like walking around town just to spot places I hadn't seen before. Helped get my bearings on the place. Never left the house normally.

>>38488500
h-haha wasn't going to let him do that anyway haha

>dominos updated their stock photos
well now I HAVE to order something

>>38488342
It's tough to stay motivated. That's why I thought support from fellow lads would be helpful. Also why I chose something that doesn't require a significant commitment, like push ups. But it doesn't seem very many people want to do it

>skinny girls eating greasy food
aquired a new fetish lads

Sertraline 50mg Day One

SE so far: Bruxism, Mild agitation, Somnolence immediately after ingestion, Nausea

Surprising beneficial effects: Slight increase in energy.

so far so good I guess. Dick probably doesn't work but I haven't tested that yet.

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>>38488960
>new

Lad where you been

>>38488999
>yellow fever
the state of you lad
this is what I'm talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiC4jfobSEo

>>38488993
Positives take a while to properly kick in, least that's what my doctor said

>>38489021
>being attracted to asian girls means you have yellow fever

I'd shag a white girl too lad

>>38489045
well I wouldn't shag a chink