ITT: Post your ideal gf

>>38482951
>21-30 years old
>any height is fine, short is best though
>not a lardbeast or anorexic, chubby or thicc is best
>bookish hobbies and creative pursuits, best if she likes to draw or write
>ambitions of her own in addition to seeking out a relationship, not a dependent clinger
>likes to cuddle, relax, and chat well into the night
>sexuality revolves around roleplaying and keeping things new and fun, creative and willing to experiment and grow
>goofy sense of humor
>gets along well with my parents
>isn't afraid to sing along with my shitty music in the car
That should be enough to give the general idea.

>>38482951
>18-60 years old
>any race or weight/height
>she is totally kind to me and into me
>is my biggest fan when it comes to my art and music
>loves it when I cook for the both of us
>she always wants to spend time with me
>loves being intimate with me, lots of touching/cuddling/sex
>likes being lazy with me at home as much as exploring places/going out to places on dates with me

That's it.

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>tfw no cute, lanky, boyish figure shut-in virgin weirdo who i can physically torment and cuddle afterwards
where's the justice

if you want a date GO BACK TO R*DDIT. THEY HAVE DATING SUBS AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU WANT. YOU CAN PROBABLY BUY A WHORE/WHORE YOURSELF FOR A CHAD THERE.

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I just want a girl that's like the cool side of the pillow.

>>38483148
i-im 62 anon, do you still want to be my bf?

>>38483308
As long as you meet the other stuff and don't mind the 30 year age gap.

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>tfw no gf to play retro vidya with

>>38482951
>tfw no gf who isn't conventionally hot but cute with freckles in the summer and loves me for who I am and encourages me to be better without forcing me.

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>>38482951
>early to mid 20's
>60' or taller, not too tall though
>average to thicc
>likes flying, fishing, animu, vidya, and shooting
>calm and somewhat stoic, but not emotionless
>good with snuggling
>long hair is a must, prefer brunettes

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>>38482951
>21-27
>brown skin
>brunette
>5 to 5'8"
>not fat to thicc
>green eyes
>sassy tomboy who jokes around a lot and its shy to show love around others
>dark sense of humour
>likes to play sport
>likes to play vidya
>likes to drink
that is all.

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OP here, do any of you normies know if girls like >>38482951 even exist? Have you any experience with them?

>older than me
>taller than me
>comfortable with being called mummy
>assertive but in a loving way, not violent
>likes to cuddle
p-please add zambz#6205

>>38483881
my gf fits your description
she has a dick tho

>>38484001
I like the sound of the bottom three but it would be better if the girl was shorter than me and my age

>>38482951
>tfw no green-eyed red-haired southron belle

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>20 - 26
>Hates shallow people / normies
>Isn't afraid to argue and loves to discuss opinions
>Introverted, but curious and up for an adventure when the chance comes
>Loyal and trustworthy, someone who will stand beside me even if the world turns on me and everything goes wrong.
>Skilled or smart, but humble
>Likes books, animu a vidya
>Generally positive towards STEMshit and nerdy stuff
>Edgy / dark humour

Europe plz

>>38482951
Short hair, preferably dark.A wicked sense of humor.Not necessarily intelligent, but at least striving to compensate her lack of it.I girl I could talk to.Large hips, average tits.

>>38482951
I don't know. I thought I was obsessed with the hippie type (I am), but I met this blonde at my last festival who was funny and silly and raunchy, more of a normie than into some subculture. Really liked her.

Then there's this other blonde here who's really quiet and sweet, also very normie but not like the whacky, cocaine-snorting one above.

I'm conflicted. I just love women; I want to fuck all the ones my age and many of the MILFs too.

>>38484150
this is me but i'm a titcow

>>38484204
How big are your tits, original femanon?

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>>38482951
This is it. The endgame of gfs. Behold perfection.

>>38483308
nice LARP. Now fuck off.

>>38484221
34DD
not too bad, but above "average", is that a problem?

>>38482951
> qt, preferably big titted and with long hair
> mommy-like in private, lets me be the dominant one in public
> still, loves to tease me in public
> loves to watch movies or tv-series with me
> loves to watch me play games / play with me
> loves to wear skirts with stockings

>>38484275
I'm not the anon that made the post, I was just curious. For me, they are better than average. Are you thin?

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>>38484275
can we originally see them?
original

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Couldn't find a related pic so I'll shit post this anyways here are my 2 sister wives.

>Lightskinned skin middle eastern (Kurdish, Jewish, Persian,etc)
>Short curly hair just a few cm below her ears
>Greenish brown eyes
>Very skinny with well defined abs and thick thighs cause she's >>>/fit/
>Slightly Tomboyish personality but not too much. Still would make a great mother
>Around 5'4 to 5'7
>Bullies me and I bully her back
>Very needy
>Necessary A cup. No tit cow.
>Pretends to be a dom but is really a fragile sub.
>Snarky, Smug and always upbeat
>DDLG fetish

Or Option 2
>Pale Strawberry blonde. Hair in Pic
>Blue eyes
>Raised very conservative. Despite this has rather big breast. Pic
>Bigger Weeb than I am to the point of degeneracy but won't ever show it.
>Wears glasses cause she ruined her eyes from too many books, anime, classic movies and video games in the dark.
>Around my height
>Calm and quiet/bookish. Think of a mix Hanako from Katawa shoujo without the mental problems and Lily.
>Mommy fetish

>>38482951
my ideal girlfriend is someone i can easily connect with, find attractive, and who shares my same interests

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>Same age as me or 1-2 years younger
>Similar height
>Cute, tomboy
>Kind of goth, not proper goth
>Deeply affectionate and publicly romantic
>Initiates, might suddenly kiss me or something adorable like that
>Deeply attached and clingy, spends almost all of her freetime with me
>Either equal or lightly dominant in the relationship, likes to be on top and the big spoon in bed
>Flat chested or cute perky tits
>Is okay with my weird interests and politics, will accept me as I am
>Not too many friends but not socially inept, just not an overly social person
>Likes to stalk me at times but not too crazy

That's all I can think of.

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>18 - 25
>5'4 - 5'10
>kind and smart with original thoughts and opinions of her own
>takes care of herself mentally and physically
>slightly curvy build
>C cups
>dem hips n ass
>white or asian
>preferably virgin
>knows how to communicate
>doesn't take things too seriously
>feminine in nature and embraces it
>likes having goofy, deep conversations about nothing
>likes to stay home but also wants to explore and go on adventures and all that gay shit

>>38484700
>footfag

back to the gallows

>>38483568
I could be your gf if you don't mind my benis

>>38484740
I'm not but everyone's a footfag for Natalia

>>38484235
> tfw my girlfriend has about 90% of that
Feels good man

>>38482951
A man
aosidj030913

>>38484957
>90%
Not good enough. Now fuck off.

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>Independent
>Emotionally tough or invulnerable
>Obsessively fair and tolerant / psychologically liberal to a chaotic extent
>Unapologetically virtuous and activistic
>Extreme self-awareness
>Hates wasting time and doesn't do things that won't benefit her
>Aesthetically-minded
>IQ >120
>Educated
>Artist of some sort (absolutely necessary)
>Obscure music tastes
>Dislikes physical contact

>5'11, 115 to 130lbs, tiny frame, long arms and legs, short torso, low shoulders, flat chest
>All black everything, only shows hands, head, and sometimes neck. Minimalistic, pretty much always longsleeve+pants or jacket+pants.

you guys are fags

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>>38485183
>Obsessively fair and tolerant / psychologically liberal to a chaotic extent
>Artist of some sort (absolutely necessary)
>Obscure music tastes
>Dislikes physical contact
Literally the worst taste

>>38482951
>21-30 years old
>>38482951
>slightly younger than me
dont tell me you are 35 yo anon
this place supposed to be for 30yos @most

>>38485533
Whered you get 21-30 from? I'm only 19

>>38485590
first post. idk why it linked to op

>18-30 years old
>not obese
>is proactive and assertive in the relationship
>taller than me
>motherly towards me
>patient, loyal, honest
>dominant, clingy or lowkey yandere is alright with me

>same or shorter than me
>virgin (because i am)
>minimum male friends (preferably none)
>can cook
>dont talk back when im mad
>work
>can sew (if she can tailor might be better
>can do housework
>use car responsibly

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STOP THIS BLASPHEMY. NORMOS LEAVE

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>18(my age)
>any race is fine
>short
>skinny with a booty
>nice, not necessarily an extrovert but good with words and talks in that kind of way that always makes you feel welcome
>supportive
>hopefully just a little insecure like me so we can help each other be better

>tfw no 5'2 submissive conservative Christian gf who wants lots of kids and can teach the children while I'm away at work

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>>38482951
>A girl
>Around my age (20-24)
>Asian
>not fat
>can be caring and endearing when i feel sad

Feels like it shouldn't be impossible but the reality is that just is.

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>>38482951
>20-28 years old
>above 152cm/5', who cares I'm a manlet
>not fat
>sizeable breasts
>nice hips
>quiet voice
>dark skin tone with long hair
>alternatively light skin tone with light coloured long hair
>kind of gothic but not with piercings or tattoos
>likes nail varnish doesn't mind me wearing it
>not into partying/not highly extraverted, also a bit shy
>doesn't do drugs
>sensible attitude toward sex (i.e. only for relationships)
>has her own, real interests (i.e. not social media, Netflix, or a copy of my hobbies)
>somewhat submissive
>not nearly as abrasive as I am
>wants to have lots of children
>likes animals
>good relationship with her family
>not religious (but still has family values)

>>38482951
>shes my hand in the shape of the gun ill need to kill myself

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>tfw your ex is literally what 80% of you all want but you cant see the chance of getting back with her after all the shit thats happened

I cant see the light at the end of the tunnel

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>>38484069
Have fun dating a cuck to the Dark Lord

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Probably that one anons wife

>>38487638
Please tell us what happened, original anon.

>>38483148
Where do you live pham?

(the millennium falcon was stored in docking bay 94 at Mos Eisley, original)

>>38488024
Michigan, you?

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>>38488433
I'm in California.
Mega origatoni

>>38488482
Damn. Seems like everyone is from California. I'm not even the guy you replied to originally, but why did you choose him over everyone else?

>no male friends
>5'3" to 5'8"
>waiting until marriage or just still virgin
>not fat
>no anger issues
>doesn't mind my interests
>nice to me
Sort of sad that most girls aren't like this already

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>>38482951
>tomboy
>energetic
>anime otaku
>not a landwhale
Pic related, basically i want someone like hajime shinoda from new game

>>38487955
Would probably be too soon, but fuck it lets have a small little greentext

>last couple months were not going very well
>mom being genuinely abusive, still is
>school sticking infected things up my ass
>all this pressure going onto girlfriend and her friends were piling on her too
>one of her genuinely cunty online friends threatens to kill himself because she wont edate him or some gobshite
>she does stay with me though, still extremely nice to me and makes life not seem like its not worth it
>fast forward to a bit when we are together, doing shit like groping each other and kissing, not sex yet
>i think her fucking brother walked in without noticing and told her mom so now im not allowed to see her
>try to keep contact but she shuts herself off
>after she comes back she resumes her normal behaviour, cheery, still play games with her, except she seems to distance herself from me
>i dont notice and keep doing the regular i love you shit before i leave
>one day she just tells me to stop saying that
>reasons were that her parents might see that

>>38488802
Cont.

>makes no sense because ingame whisper
>completely fucking distraught from it because 'she was the only one i ever trusted in my life' 'first person ive ever shown any kind of love to' oreganeoaro
>same day she just breaks up with me, even though before incident she was clingy and genuinely happy to be with me
>i know for sure that she wasn't faking any attachment to me because she was the edgy teenager who never showed anything but was suicidal, and i had stopped her from doing it several times, even at the first few months of the year and a half
>decide i need some time alone away from her so i dont have to see her everyday on discord/skype and see her brushing off what happened while ive still not felt any better since day 1
>pussied out and tried to come back but was rejected again from entire friend group this time
>now only left with older friends now from gf's friend group who have surprisingly mellowed down along with me and are trying to help
>still go over chat logs and drawings she made of us and cry

Fucking hell that was a lot more than expected but i guess its nice letting it off my chest

>>38488559
Because I'm a fat fuck and he said he didn't care about height/weight and also because I fit his other requirements.

>>38489178
I also don't care about that. Do you mind telling your age?

>>38489474
21, 22 in august
(supreme originality)

>>38489610
Would you mind being motherly to a guy almost?

>>38489656
I can try. Don't think I'll be best at it though.

>>38489677
Well, what kind of girl would you call yourself? Do you have an ideal guy?

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>>38482951
The personality of a femanon I met from /jp/ and looks like this.

>>38489783

Here: [email protected]

>>38489811
Describe the personality of the femanon you met from /jp/

>>38489847
how long have you had that email?

>>38489783
I guess I'm sort of a geeky introvert. Kind, tolerant, laid-back, decent sense of humor. My ideal guy would be similar. Slim or chubby, height isn't a biggie. Just gotta be a good person.

>>38489900
I see. >>38489847 wasn't you, was it?

>>38490073

yea that's me too sorry

>>38490073
>I see. >>38489847 wasn't you, was it?
Nope, that wasn't me.

>>38490110

who the fuck are you???? stop this anon

>>38490096
>>38490110
hmm, something seems off

>>38490166
I don't type in all lower case like this >>38490147 anon. I'm >>38489900, the fat femanon.

>>38490226
That's what I thought. Nobody has a throwaway email called "cool gadgets"

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>>38489849
>Highly intelligent but lacks self awareness and emotional development. She doesn't have a strong sense of self so she psychoanalyses other people a lot because she is emotionally empty and turns to materialistic vices in fear of developing pathological framework.
>Compassionate and understanding about everyone. I don't know if she is even capable of harming a fly. She would open herself up to being taken advantage of if she wasn't so socially withdrawn. I have a very very strong desire to protect her from despite not knowing her for very long.
>She may seem unemotional and distant at first but she really does want to connect and be loved. She wants to feel true love but unsure anyone will ever fit her standards (anime).

I'm the opposite of her and can't stop ever feeling emotions but relate to her introversion and abstract thinking a lot.

She is almost childlike in her naivety of sex and relationships. So a relationship with a stranger off 4chan who is nothing more than
a weekly penpal is impossible if she was ever even interested in the first place. I at least want to be her best friend and take care of her like an older brother or something but I don't think she wants to be that close to an online friend.

>>38490243
My throwaway email is just a made up word. Wish I came up with something more clever, but I suppose I can just make a new one if I ever think of something good.

>>38490290
that reminds me of someone, do you know anything else about that person? how much have you talked with them?

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>>38490343
1-2 months

What is there name or username?

If it is the same person than I'll be happy she is making more friends and being more social

>>38490313
And what made up word @something.com might that be?

>>38490386

shooba @gmail.com

>>38488818
Very similar thing happened to me. Eventually it kind of gets better.
I ended up getting kicked out of the discord because all the other cucks in it were in love with her and she told them she hated me and never really loved me, then she blocked on all social media and moved away.
You're probably better off without her and you'll find someone else hopefully.

>>38490409
That seems like a name that would've been taken long ago. How long have you had that account for?

>>38490455
This >>38490409 isn't me.
My throwaway is [email protected]
The little icon/avatar thingy is tito from rocket power.

>>38490381
i dont want to tell you who it is, only who it isnt. its not someone who uses a rei picture if that tells you anything

>>38490462
>>38490455also applies. I find it suspicious that I've had 3 people post emails, 2 of which are very similar.

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>female
>emotionally open with me
>capable of love
>exists

>>38490473
What the fuck kind of game are you playing with me anon.

Are they autistic and their name start with an R, S, or T.

>>38490462
Is this the fat femanon?

>>38490557
i dont want to say who it is because the person i have in mind also browses /r9k/ and i dont want them knowing. no, they arent autistic

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>>38490578
Yes, >>38490462 is me.
Dunno if this will help but whatever.

>>38490425
Its been 3 months and i still feel just as bad as day 1. She has a huge group of lesbians and wouldn't edate the fat cunt because apparently he tried to get her in an institution. But what do I even know. To be fair she did change her descriptions to ask me to come back and tried too. I hope she still cares and is hiding it.

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>>38490644
lol they wouldn't have none you liked them until you replied to me

You're pretty qt you can always be my bf instead.

Also, I meant 4chan autistic.

>>38490707
alright. the person i have in mind uses a touhou as their avatar.

>>38490647

gimme 1 good reason why I shouldn't report you?

>>38490753
I dunno man. It's not like I'm camwhoring. Just trying to clear things up. It probably doesn't matter what I say, though.

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>>38482951
>she can play something besides Mercy
we can dream bros

>>38490809

why must you torture us? Your presence on this board attracts orbiters and chads from far and wide.

>>38490845
I never disclose that I'm a chick. This is one of the few rare times I have. I understand your frustration though. The abundance of fembot threads is pretty shitty.

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>>38490772
lmao

give me contact anon

let's talk about it more

My ideal gf is passionate, she cares so much about some skill or activity that she devotes much of her life to it. She's willing to wake up early and stay up late for the sake of doing what she loves. And she's sincerely passionate about it, not doing it just because she has to, or just to attract attention. I want to be able to look up to her.

Also she must NOT paint her fucking NAILS

>>38490931
[email protected]

>>38490931

throwaway. I'll give real email there.

[email protected]

>>38490981
>[email protected]
sent

>>38490957
elaborate on this nails thing

>>38491000
I just sent it to that one should I email the other

>>38491025
>elaborate on this nails thing
It smells nasty and looks funny.

>>38490931

btw those emails are not mine, but it's fine.

>>38482951
>female, afab, girl bits, not transsexual, no dick please
>dommy but cute, like, not interested in being manly, but rather in domming through either cuteness or androgyny
>awkward in at least one way (emotionally, socially, intelectually, morally, etc)
>willing to put up with my bullshit, maybe has some bullshit of her own to deal with too
>not sexually shy
>WILLING TO PUT UP WITH MY BULLSHIT
>less than twice my weight/age would be nice?

someone who gets me is pretty much everything i need

>>38491066
lol I just emailed a larper

I think it's the same person.

It's Yukari right.

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>>38482951
>18-25
>chubby
>obsessed with anime (preferably moe shit)
>maybe into cosplay
>quite
>okay with slow conversations
>likes just cuddling
>likes vidya a bit
>a bit clingy
>wants a family in the future
>virgin

>>38482951
>20-26 years old
>5'10 or below
>shut in with social anxiety or some other mental illness i can relate to
>likes video games and anime
>gets NEETbux just like me so neither of us has to work
>is transgender because i think trans girls are better than real girls and can relate to them better because i'm also an outcast

>>38489847
>>38490096
>>38490409
>>38491000
>>38491066
Who the hell is originally this?

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>>38491094
what the fuck is the point of this

I can understand doing it to orbiters but why people just trying to figure out if they know the same person

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tfw no NEET girl to wait at home and wear sweatpants/tights, and a sweatshirt, and cuddle and go to cool resturants and play mario party and katamari with

Super mega awesome happy fun time bump

I just want someone who is
>Not fat
>With two years of my age: 18
>Lives in Southern California
>Enjoys video games, music, film, and anime
>Has a real weird sense of humor
>Enjoys talking a lot
That's about it really

I'd add in some stuff about being goth, black hair, short hair. Yadda yadda but this all I really need.

>older than me
>Mommy GF
>Badass, but also cute
>Caring and lovely, always asking me how do I feel
That's all what I ask for

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>>38482951
>18-25 years old
>Is actually a girl
>Play vidya
>Listens to metal music

I am a simply person.

>>38482951
I can picture her now
>snarky
>moderately anti-social
>large tired eyes
>blond chin length hair
>shorter than me
>large, full thighs
>some slight chub around the stomach
>super cuddly
>conversations are always a quality over quantity thing
>develop a ton of inside jokes with her

>>38483200
Only physically? I might be interested anyway

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>female
>extremely good social skills/understanding
>charismatic and energetic
>behaves like an anime girl
>5/10+
Nothing else matters.

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>>38482951
Taking my disability in consideration..
>18-35 years old
>smaller than me (im 6'7)
>the smaller the better
>neet or working either way id be happy to cook and do house chores for her
>womanchildren
>likes to play board games/ttrpgs
>likes books and/or mangas
>enjoys my silly humour
>loves hugs

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>>38482951
>20 - 30 ish
>Taller then me (which isn't hard.) so she can reach things I can't and make me feel more secure.
>Either slender and flat or chubby, I'd take a hamplanet but obviously the other options are better.
>Cuddles and intimacy.
>Plays video games with me.
>Likes fantasy stuff and willing to discuss my art projects and stories with me.
>Dominant enough that she would have good chemistry with my lack there of, or at least put up with the fact.
>Intelligent, someone I can go to for a second opinion.
>Calm and collected, perhaps even a bit stoic.
>Hasn't sold herself out to fourty chads yet.
I can literally only dream.

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>tfw repulsed by rosties.
>no general interest in relationships
>Consider dying a virgin not bad
>Remember lap pillows and everything goes to shit.

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Are Lap Pillows as good as they sound?
I just want a qt to hold my head on her soft fleshy lap and caress my hair as i drift into sleep

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>not fat
>not insane
unfortunately that eliminates 80% of the dating pool.

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The one that I have now
> was a virgin
> autistic
> plays games
> spends time inside with me
> enjoys theorycrafting fun builds in vidya with me
> enjoys cuddles
> likes moe shit
> very clingy
> enjoys cooking
> wants to have a lot of kids
> likes animals
> enjoys reading fantasy books
> likes scifi
> is short and slim

>>38482951
>tfw no mommy gfs
>tfw no mommy gfs that want a diaper bf
;_;

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>tfw no grill who talks with you or makes plans with you
Probably my doing though, gotta push people away

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>>38482951

>tfw don't have the perfect mate

It will never happen. Pull out of fantasy land.

>>38482951
>tfw already have ideal gf
>teenage (18)
>slightly shorter
>great taste in music, art, books, anime/manga
>very hot but also very cute
>into femdom
>nurturing and caring, very gentle and loving
>very smart and open to all sorts of discussions
>green eyes with a bit of brown in them
>very light skin, light brown hair
>Christian, wants kids
I met her on r9k. I'm not sure what I want to add anymore, I could write about her for fucking days. I love her more than anything. I think about her all day long. I can't even put it into words lads. I hope you all find someone.

>>38495848
>I met her on r9k
hao dew

>>38495933
In a Eurothread 3 months ago.

>Not fat
>Not black
>Not muslim
>Don't do drugs
>Bonus points if she's assertive/confident and european
That's it

>older
>taller
>white, mestizo or asian
>likes to be dominant, assertive but still loving
similar to >>38484001
add me at Yaku##3993 p-pls

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>>38482951
>13-16yo
>has a cock

that will be all

I want my anime waifu to be real, she is my ideal gf.

>>38497034
t h i s

though I will say 16-19

>girl(male)
>18-25
>any height, though less than 170cm is preferred
>average weight i don't care just not overweight
>vidya, reading would be best but any hobby is fine
>likes to have conversations about anything, is open to change their mind on things, but also not a pushover, good listener
>loves to cuddle
>submissive and exists to please me in bed

Where are you

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>>38485718
This is me anon. Where are you from? Originigi

>>38497686
>>38497589
>>38497034
>>38491162
OP said GF, not BF. Apply yourself.

>>38497034
Woah there. You like young boycock?
>tfw no pedo gf

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>>38482951
>Post your ideal gf
real

The most original post that has and will ever exist

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>>38497788
no she has to be a girl(female)

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>>38495848
I'm so happy for you anon.


Now fuck off. I hope you have a violent and tragic death

>Spouts offensive comments/jokes
That's all.

>>38495848
wait until she cucks you

>inb4 she wont

>>38497848
Thanks for the wishes senpai.
>>38497880
What do you mean? She doesn't even have male friends.

>>38497941
>he still have hope
heh

>>38482951
gf is 9 years older than me ama

>>38497768
I'm from germany, where are you from?
I-if you want you could drop a way for me to contact you?

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>>38482951

> tfw no ginger gf with an overbite

>>38497034
seconding this

>mfw no feminine benis to suk

Hahahaha you fucking robots, not only am I a cute but I also got a cute tranny gf, suck on my balls.

>>38484121
I fit this description. But I am male.

Sorry.

>>38498448
males(female) can apply too

>>38497768
>this is me
I highly doubt it

>25
>5'10"
>chubby with a qt pot belly
>huge tits
>has me call her "mommy"
>sadistic, but loving
>alcoholic
>literally abuses me (physically and emotionally)

Mommy issues: the post

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>age is largely irrelevant as long as she's not underage or elderly
>would prefer shorter than myself (6'1")
>anorexic and obese are off limits, anything within that is good
>fine with me being near emotionless and unable to deal with situations that deal with emotions
>fine with me being very dull and uninteresting outside a few specific interests
>preferably close by as I'm better at expressing physical affection than verbally
>fine with little to no sexual contact or discussion within the first 3-6 months

This does not exist.

>>38482951
I'm talking to her right now, but she's taken.

Just~

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>she loves me for me

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>>38498636
Tell me about yourself anon originigi

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>>38482951
>17-28 years old
>Dominant
>Cute
>Asian
>Funny
>Smart
>Caring
>Loving
>Kind
>Honest
>Loyal

>>38499699
Physical:
6'3"
>170lbs
>22 years old
>hazel eyes

I'm a (well-paid) wageslave that doesn't do much besides that. I play vidya and cook, and try to improve myself to the level where I can be a trophy husbando, so I can be very loving and dote on my wife while maintaining the household and making her life as unstressful as possible.

The reason I want a partner like I described is for two reasons. Firstly, I never got physical affection from my mother as a child. Secondly, I just like being degraded. In my mind, I am at the top of the world. At times it feels sort of empty, I guess you could say. I often think that my efforts are ultimately fruitless without someone to share them with.
So to have a girlfriend/wife that abuses me would be giving me constant attention (negative attention is still attention), and it would also reassure me that I'm not as great as I think I am, and I should be serving someone better than me.

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>Looks like this
>5' 4"
>Likes vidya, music, and movies similar to mine
>Laidback sense of fashion
>Dark sense of humor
>Somewhat introverted but talkative around people she knows well
>Caring and loyal

I know women like this are SJWs but I'd bite the bullet at this point.

>25+
>below 5'10
>shy and quiet, no big friend circle or partyslut
>likes vidya and anime, reads a lot, able to hold a conversation without referring to TV or celebrities
>not fat
>not tattoos or piercings
>no baggage like 'friendly' ex-bfs or kids
>submissive and kinky

>>38488024
>the whole convo that happened as a result of my original post about my ideal gf

Funny stuff. I'm in California too though.

But yeah I don't care about height/weight/age/race. Like if she likes me + she is kind, then I will be attracted to her regardless.

bampuu

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>age: within 5 years, either above or below
>body doesn't even matter just not completely landwhale
>personality: laidback, similar depressive mental state as me, shy, polar opposite to normie, basically Tomoko irl
>preferably virgin, if not just incredibly inexperienced so she wont laugh at my inexperience

>>38482951
>around my age
>not short
>wants kids
>not too clingy
>same interests as me

>18-30
>4'11
>Don't really mind body type as long as she has tits an ass and nice legs
>Blonde hair blue eyes
>Dark humor and doesn't get offended if I say nigger
>Can listen to any genre of music
>Caring and a little clingy
>Acts innocent around other people but when were alone she's kinky
>able to have intelligent conversations about anything
>Loves to cuddle
>Doesn't do drugs or drink
>Has a very seductive voice
>White
>Not a feminist
>Not spoiled by parents
>Virgin

Nobody like this exists in the world :(

>same height or taller than me
>genuine personality
>not fat
>similar taste and political beliefs
>5/10 face or better
>haircut with bangs
>glasses
>able to tolerate me

>>38490501
This.
I don't think I even give a fuck anymore. I don't even know what I desire so I can't have any standards. It's like if you only drank plain water your entire life then somebody asked you what your favorite soda or beer is.

>>38500998
Hey so I'm that fat femanon from earlier in the thread. Still here lurking. I posted my email already but I think whoever I was talking to thought is was ruse.Email me if you feel like it -
- [email protected]

*recuscitates thread*

>>38486634
Literally any Asian then?

>>38499848
Mina is my personal choice for this

Don't die, ideal girlfriends!

>>38502644
Cool, I hit you up.