What kind of sex toys do girls normally own?

those are the saddest looking tits i've ever seen

>>38454273
I always wanted to buy one but I'm extremely scared of someone finding out about this particular sex toy.
I wouldn't be as worried if someone even found my girl clothing but the dog dick is kinda next level fucked up, even I understand that.

>>38454273

My gf has a dildo, a we vide vibrator thing, egg shaped vibrator, and nipple clamps, and we also have a cockring with a removable bullet vibrator.

>>38454273
8 inch dildos

>>38454273
10x7 dildos

>>38454273
Massagers. Top fun.

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Off the top of my head in order I got them:
>G-spot vibrator
>Egg vibrator
>6in dildo
>Beginner butt plug set
>More random sized plugs
>Njoy pure wand
>Glass dildo
>Tail plug
>8in dildo
>Ben wa balls
>Rotor vibe
>Hitachi magic wand
>Jeweled butt plug set - silicone
>Bad dragon dragon dildo
>Knotted dog dildo
>Shibari rope and cuffs

These are the main ones.

pic related some of the butt stuff

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>>38454900
Actually forgot a critical one.
>Satisfyer

Cringey name but this thing is great.

>>38454975
How's that? Is it actually like oral sex

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>>38455151
About as close to it as a machine could get it feels like. It actually rapidly blows small puffs of air but when it's in place it feels feels like someone is sucking on you - so I call it my clit sucker

Gets me off just as fast as my hitachi but not nearly as intense. Would recommend

>>38455203
Sounds pretty cool. I only have one of these Japanese massagers (a wand too but without a cord) so I've been looking to get something else. Thanks anon.

>>38454900

why would you get any of those when Chad would jump at the chance to fuck you because you have a vagina

>>38455218
Because I don't want chad. I want to be lazy and stay home by myself and fap when is convenient to me and in just the way I want.

>>38455251

>I don't want chad

biologically impossible

>>38455218
Because they feel better and last forever instead of going soft and require no affection.

>>38455218
>get pumped and dumped by some dudebro who doesn't even care if you climax
>do it at your own pace whenever you want, come how much you want
Tough decision anon

>>38455257
>>I don't want chad
>biologically impossible

Daily reminder that butthurt permavirgin robots are the top authority on what women want.

>>38455261
>>38455282
>>38455300

well its true women want the top males to spread their genes with, alphas also protect them yet are more likely to run off and spread their seed (or just have casual sex) with as many women as possible its not far fetched

>>38455325
d/a but I have no interest in spreading my genes at all. Toys suit me just fine desu.

>>38454273
gf has:
>a hitachi
>a few cheap vibrators
>some soft and hard silicone dildos
>glass rose
>cute buttplug with a bunny tail on it
>various clamps, wrist ties, blindfolds, etc.
Most of it's been irrelevant since the hitachi though.

>>38455325
Wow anon sounds like you have us all figured out. Good job and please don't let the secret out

Anyway what is your favorite toy?

>>38454273
I own none. I just don't feel a need. I am only 18 anyway

>>38455369
I was the same until I got a massager/vibe, it honestly makes a big difference. I'd recommend it.

>>38455361

yeah I do its not hard feelings thats just the way women are.

i've never used a sex toy especially since I read a story once about some guys dick being ripped off by some suction toy

>>38455396
This. Just buy a cheapo one that won't shake itself apart then see of your opinion changes.

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>>38454273
Here is my toybox Anon, me and my girlfriend share it. ;)

>>38455218
>>38455257
because he is a mentally ill faggot, not a woman

>>38455462
I get autistically upset about people not having some sort of order with their toys. Don't you care about them?

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>>38455414
lol the people here couldnt be more out of touch

my fav is my detachable shower head

>>38455369 (you) should probably try it as its about the most discreet thing you can buy that gets you off easily

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>>38454288
Her tits are like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat! Sad!

>>38454288
really anon? The saddest you have ever seen? You must be underaged and brand new to the internet. Bye

>>38455552
speaking of showerheads, i have a nice one for y'all males

basically, detach the showerhead, make the water stream from the hose go on your frenelum behind your benis head, i promise you great orgasms entirely handsfree

I'm a guy and am thinking about getting one of those bullet vibrating for my nightstand for when I bring girls back home.. Right now I usually just go manual and/or oral during foreplay and I'm curious if girls would be okay if I just open the drawer and start working her clit with a vibrator.

inb4 Austria shows up

>>38455601
a vibe will do the same thing. Thank me later


>>38455622
Hell no. Would you use a used fleshlight? Thats how most girls will view it when you pull a sex toy out with an unknown history

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>not sex toys
>but whatever

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>>38455677
isn't it sooo cuuute? <3

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>>38455692
you don't need sex toys if you have legos and cats

>>38455552

>be more out of touch

if you deny what I said about biology then youre wrong. its not being hostile its just the truth

I got 2 vibrators, 1 tiny one because I was afraid at first and 1 bigger one when I realised that it isnt so bad. That's what most of my friends who r girls have too. I want a hitachi 1 day but they're so expensive

>>38455622
That seems kinda gross but maybe just to me. A vibe God knows how many girls with God knows what on their vagoos have used, ew. But I think ONS are gross in any case so I don't know.

>>38455628
I'm already here.

>>38455718
Explain lesbians then.

>>38455530
They just go in our pussy/butts, lube things up, or tie us up Anon why does it matter if the toybox is organized or not.

They don't have feelings silly!

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>>38455787
lesbians clearly are gays

>>38455830
Lesbians are outliers.

The same way that lesbians exist as outliers, the other kind of women described in this thread can.

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>>38455787
We're biological dead-end degenerates who need a good dicking because lesbians aren't even real.
I think that's how the 'argument' usually goes.

>>38455821
>They don't have feelings silly!
Says you.
Anyway it's more about my OCD, there needs to be Ordnung.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--lGnFC4otM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLOadsQABTs

>>38455787

every lesbian i've ever seen does it to gtet chad's attention and how are women described in thread outliers at all. that sounds like feel-good fantasy stuff

>>38455902
What is ordnung? And I guess they kind of have feelings, the big ridged glass dildo we call our boyfriend ;)

>>38455990
Right what are you doing?

>>38455990
Ordnung means order in German. Because, y'know, Germans are the autists of the world.

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how big are your dildos femanons(females)? Is the dicklet meme true and only 8 inches will truly satisfy stacey?

t. 5.5''x5''

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the wall is coming roasties

>>38455396
>>38455426
Isn't this just basically the same problem as getting a really expensive bed, or drinking really expensive coffee. Yeah, it will feel and taste a lot better, but after a while when you've grown used to it, it will only keep you from enjoying the cheap stuff. Sometimes it's better to keep going with something if your content and enjoy it, even if there is something that by contrast might feel better.

>>38456103
Yep. And they'll still have more happiness and value than any of the robots on this board.

>>38456053
Don't even have one because I don't enjoy penetration. Most women don't orgasm from it. There's a lot of other things that you can be self conscious about, don't focus on your dick.

>>38456142
It's only a problem if you go back to drinking cheap gas station coffee.
But seriously, I never felt like using a vibrator has taken any pleasure away from using my fingers, the showerhead, whatever. It's a different way to enjoy myself, that's all.

>>38456240
>I never felt like using a vibrator has taken any pleasure away from using my fingers
That's great, i wasn't really trying to say you wouldn't as i would have no clue. Was just putting out a worry. Cheers.

>>38455325
I know it's probably gonna blow your mind but while yes many women very much would like to date and or breed with Chad, women are still people and oftentimes one of them will not want to do this because people are different

>>38456389

that doesnt blow my mind at all, stop inventing your own oppression I'm just stating a fact. the """"different"""" type women I've encountered always turned out to be sluts or mentally ill

>>38456368
No worries, I know it's a pretty common thing to worry about, killing your clit with vibrators and all that. I think unless you sit on a Sybian 24/7 it's not a problem.

>>38456053
ours are between 6" and about 10"

>>38456408
>muh anecdotal evidence

kill yourself brainlet

>>38455218
You never got a real answer, did you? It's for the same reason that many girls with boyfriends continue to hold on to toys despite having an endless supply of sex. Chad can't make them have an orgasm. There's a large number of women who can't orgasm from plain old sex with a person. They can only achieve orgasm from use of sex toys such as a vibrator.

>>38456546
I think it's more about men not doing/caring much about clitoral stimulation because to them dick in vagina = sex, so that's what should get you off.
Of course some men just don't care, too.

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>>38456577
It's true that men can have women orgasm through clitoral stimulation, but most aren't going to properly rub or lick a woman's clit for 30+ minutes. Even then, vibrators do a better job of stimulating the parts of the clit unseen below the surface. Picture related.

>>38456656
I don't think it takes most girls 30+ minutes to orgasm once.
I'm not saying vibrators aren't great, but they aren't needed to have good sex (I would assume, I've never been with a guy)

>>38456709
You are in for a terrible surprise one day. You can have good sex, and it will feel good. However, the majority of sex will not end in you having an orgasm. In fact, it very likely may never end in you having an orgasm. It's important to realize lack of having an orgasm does not mean it is bad sex.

>>38455462
How did you bring up pegging to your gf?

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>>38456709
It takes me about 15-30 minutes if I use my fingers or if someone else is licking me.

5ish minutes with a vibrator or shower head/faucet

1-3 minutes with a powerful toy like a hitachi or clit sucker.

Can't be arsed to look up any studies but I'm willing to bet 30min is around the average for most other girls to cum

>>38456709
>I don't think it takes most girls 30+ minutes to orgasm once.

Varies from girl to girl.
My first girlfriend I could get off in less than five minutes with my finger and about half that time with my tongue.
My current girlfriend requires a little more patience.

>>38456799
I'm not too worried about that, I'm a dyke.
>it very likely my never end in you having an orgasm
That sure sounds like fun.

>>38456823
>>38456851
Fair enough, I guess it varies quite a bit. On a good day I can come in a bit over five minutes with my hands, and after that a little faster still.

>>38456505

you just agreed with me that most women want chad. if you really want some effeminate boy to date so badly then why dont you go get one instead of being a pissy legbeard on here

I like those dog dildos. I wish I had a gf with furry/beast fetish. :(
The girl in that pic looks cute too and she doesn't have big boobs, that's a plus.

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>>38457055
>doesn't have big boobs

>>38455261
>no affection
Soulless narcissist detected
Scum of earth that will burn in the lake of fire after their short lives
Can only pretend to be human but only have base animal drives, like the cunt i OP (not a human, don't be fooled)

>>38457146
Unless she is a big girl (and that dildo is REALLY big) they're quite regular sized
Hard to tell without any size reference

>>38457173
ignore her, she's an angry chestlet

>>38457185
But I like chestlets.

>>38457173
They're at least C cups.

>>38457185
I'm not angry.

>>38457278
Good taste my dude.

>>38457296
>C cups
I know, that's why I said "not big" and not "small". D cups are big. Anything larger is cowtits territory.

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>>38454273
boyfriends

orgamento

>>38456807
I am a trans girl so it was pretty much a given. She tops me all the time.

>>38457296
Do you have animal dildos

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>>38454288
Here, enjoy a pair of even sadder tits

>>38457567
Don't even human dildos. I just got one vibrator.

>>38457584
>tfw even the girls on /r9k/ aren't fucked up enough to have a bestiality fetish
Maybe I should try /cgl/

>>38457689
It's not really that, I'm just not into penetration generally. I'm sure there's anons here who have dog dildos.

>>38457055
>I like those dog dildos. I wish I had a gf with furry/beast fetish

VIRGINIA
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>>38457689
My girl and I think the fantasy is hot but we haven't gotten one yet.

>>38457717
I don't think you get it. I'm not a grill, I'm a guy looking for a furry gf.

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>>38457516

>I am a trans girl

>>>/lgbt/

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Cannot live without it originally

>>38458478
Always reminds me of that one picture where there's a padlock through the plug. What monster would do that.

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>>38456053
here are our penetrative toys laid out with my gfs oakley sunglasses on the bed for size comparison

>>38454273
Most girls own a lawn mower motor they've stripped and attached a large reciprocating arm to, so they can mount horse dildos on them, the sophistication of the device increasing with the woman's level of technical ability.

All female mechanical engineers are massive sluts.

>>38454288
Way over exposed to professional porn. I see way saggier tits in amateur stuff all the time.

>tfw no high sex drive gf with a big toy collection

>>38454273
A strong, big, brown horse.

>>38454288
>natural tits are sad

Fuck you virgin, that's million times better than fake beach ball silicons.

>>38455677
>>38455692
>>38455714
super cool anon. tfw no friend to build lego houses for cats with

>>38455552
>lol the people here couldnt be more out of touch
Well it is /r9k/. The fuck do you expect, bunch of well adjusted dude bros that fuck everyday?

>>38459737
you're half right. they don't strip them down themselves they get them from the mechanical femgineers in exchange for tag teaming between the construct and engineer and peep shows. reciprocal saw variants exist for traveling as well.

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This board is slowly becoming gay and normalfag-ish.

>>38460278
Nah, this is still one of the least normie boards. 80% of "femanons" are trannies anyway.

Go to /soc/ to see what a super normie board is like.

>>38460328
>80% of the femanons are trannies anyway
Yeah and the rest are dykes

>>38460418
Nothing wrong with carpet munchers. Most lesbians are really cool to hang out with, the crazy feminists are in the minority.

>>38460470
Oh, I agree. I meant dykes don't fall under normie in my book. Don't know many though.

>>38460278
you have been saying this for the last 5 years anon.

>>38459968
Implying all huge boobs are fake

Their humam male

>>38460567
As opposed to alien male?

>>38460741
As opposed to a canine male obviously.

>>38456053

Mine are 5' and 6'

>>38460056

That's funny coming from the legbeards that swarmed this thread. Women are exempt from the social stigma of being losers.

>>38462080
>legbeards
kek

>>38457736
>My girl and I think the fantasy is hot but we haven't gotten one yet.
That's nice femanon. I hope you get one. Post on r9k when you do.

>>38462080
>Women are exempt from the social stigma of being losers.
Do you actually know that or do you just say that because you have no idea what it's like for women?

>>38454273
Someone recommend a good vibrator for a beginner. Someone with a vagina.

>>38462488
hitachi magic wand. oldie but a goldie.

>>38462488
https://www.amazon.de/dp/B01HR63UQU/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_awd_s_R-OBzbRHSYW3S
I got this one, it's an easy cheap one but it works.
Of course, you can't go wrong with >>38462545

>>38462488
Anything with spikes will feel amazing. That's what hentai taught me, anyway.

>>38460543
all huge natural boobs sag, you idiot. if they don't, they're not natural.

>>38462545
>>38462572
Thank you for the suggestions. I've been thinking about getting a hitachi (or similar) but I wasn't sure if they were actually worth it. Do you feel like it's missing something because they can't be used for penetration?

>>38462619
kek I have an octopus on back order, also learned from hentai.

>>38462897
Personally, no, but I've never been much of a fan of penetration. If you are, you could get a rabbit or something like that.
I can still finger myself using the massager, in any case, but as I said, it's not usually something I go for.

>>38454900
>so fat she need a buttplug to plug all the bs she is going to let out

that or this anon is a male, only a male would buy so many buttplugs

inb4 trans

>>38462897
>lacking penetration
no it pretty much will shake your houses foundation off at max setting the thin walls and tissue in that area will be no barrier and barring that you can just buying a dildo of your choosing and the wand will vibrate that more than a D cell motor ever would when using both.

>>38463036
You can also get attachments for your Hitachi

>be 19
>cant drive, live with parents
>Mom always inspects my mail before I get it

No fake benis for me

>>38463752
Does she actually open your mail, or just look at the package?

>>38463752
I have a similar problem. My mom has control of my bank account so I can't even order anything without asking her first. I could give money to a friend and have her buy it for me and have it shipped to my house, but my mom will wonder why I have a package and will be nosy about it. I don't know what to do. I'm so frustrated.

>>38463752
become my fembot gf i will buy you sextoys

>>38462632
Small ones droop with age as well.

>>38463860
She looks at it but expects me to open it in front of her and I'm a pussy so I don't take risks

>>38463934
;__; I feel you
I could ship it to my friend's home but I have no friends

>>38463934
What's stopping you from opening another bank account?

>>38464291
What a cunty thing to do. My mom's a huge bitch but at least she leaves my mail alone.

>>38463752
>parents going to be away all next week
fake benis time

>>38464304
I have agoraphobia. It's the reason I allowed my mom to be in charge of my bank account. Do you think I should tell her I want a sex toy? I really don't know what to do. I have hinted in the past when I had a code for 50% off but she kind of laughed it off.

>>38464291
That sucks, friend. Do you think she would be disappointed if she knew what you were buying? I'm not sure what your relationship with your mother is, but maybe you should tell her what's in the box so you don't have to open it with her? Is that too weird?

I own two vibrators that are pink and made of hard plastic. They're about four / five inches, but I don't insert with them.

I'd like the magic wand someday.

>>38463934
>withdraw money
>go to sex shop

Just a vibrator, nipple clips, and a spatula for spanking myself with

>>38464540
Hey anon!

When I was a teenager I asked my mom for a vibrator and she bought one for me. The only weird part was she asked if there was a boy who wanted to use it on me. When I said I just wanted it for myself, she was cool. My mom's center right and slightly religious but nonpracticing. I don't know how your mother feels about sex.

If that doesn't work, back massagers, ribbed combs, etc. all work well too.

>>38464540
Just get a strong e-toothbrush. No, seriously.

>>38464763
>I asked my mom for a vibrator

you fucking what mate

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>>38464763
>I asked my mom for a vibrator
Jesus Christ in Heaven anon

>>38455714
Not very creative at picking names I see. Fuck it. Nice Lego cat fortress.

>>38464821
>>38464893
Yeah. It wasn't a big deal. I had troubles reaching orgasm and my gyno said to try a vibrator, but I couldn't go into a sex shop so my mom went for me after I browsed the online catalogue.

It wasn't like I got her to fetch me some sort of dragon dildo.

>>38464951
Well I mean, I think that's great honestly, but then I just think about my own mother and the whole thing collapses. It's crazy to me how some people are comfortable talking about this stuff with their mom. Mine would go on about fire and brimstone at the mere mention of me even knowing what a vibrator is.

>>38464763
I am debating asking my mom, the only problem is that she will make a big deal out of it and embarrass me. I suspect she will always be listening for the sound of the vibrator at night, too. I was hoping to get one on the dl so I don't have to deal with her nosy-ness. A back massager seems like a good way to go about it without tipping her off completely. Good suggestion.

>>38454273
Anal plugs anal beads sexual devices made from a molding of either Tyrone or Jamal's penis maybe a double dong in a gf comes over

>>38465006
That sucks about your mom's zealotry.

I'm confused about the different posters; why can't you buy your own again? If you are agoraphobic, do you have a credit card to shop online? If your mom holds your card, could you find a sneaky way around it, like putting the toy in your checkout cart (preferably one with a subtle product name) and get her to buy something small like a sticket set or a poster? I never shopped online so I don't know if that's something you could do.

If you can't do that, you'll probably have to improvise. Do you have a tub with jets in your home? Detachable shower head? Vaccum?

>>38465041
>embarass me
I know that feeling. My mom asked if "someone was shoving toys up [my] cunt".

>listening
My mom snores like a fire engine and I have a fan. Plus, you'd be surprised how much blankets, underwear and sweatpants muffle the sound. You could also play music. Just don't play Careless Whisper.

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>>38463752
You can have my real benis any day m'lady

>>38465173
I wasn't the agoraphobic anon, I actually bought a massager despite my mom's zealot craziness, because she leaves my mail untouched at least. But a little scared to get more long as I still live at home.
Detachable showerhead is great though.

>>38462344

No, you are inventing your own oppression because you're all spoiled legbeards.