/britfeel/

brits are fags

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>>38443360
Just turned 18 lads.
Can finally "legally" browse 4chan.

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Second for /nightbritfeel/

So anons. Why are you up so late?

got a taste for runescape again lads
being a noob again is refreshing

i think we witnessed hard knock becoming the big daddy in the last thread.

>>38443403
naughty
fuck the robot and fuck sand niggers

>>38443439
Saw him attempt and mess up again. One day he will succeed.

>>38443432
Wish I could get back into it lad but even on 07scape or oldschool or whatever it's called it just doesn't feel the same as it did back then

>>38443371
it's funny, even though i've never been with anyone it sometimes feels like people see me as kinda slutty, being a fuckboy does that i guess

>>38443484
>Saw him attempt and mess up again

sexy kev said his good byes though, sounded like he was passing on the torch.

>>38443504
Maybe you're a bit of an erp whore, or you like to tease.

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>>38443409
Woke up in the middle of the night and quickly checking the thread before going back to sleep. How about you lad?

>>38443439
>becoming the big daddy

He always has been the big daddy, anon~

>>38443517
Sounded like he wasn't going to give him anymore time but hoped him the best in his pursuit at taking down the Sexy Kev.

>>38443531
Fuck off you tranny cunt

>>38443409
Because if I sleep I'll dream about her and wake up wanting to kill myself, man

this lad a work pisses me off
>hey m8, guess what I bought yesterday
>,,,
>a nintendo 64! only 45 bong with one game, bargain!
>...
>oh m8, I can't wait to get donkey kong, I'd book a week off just to play that
>oh I like that game, "so they're finally here, performing for you!"
>*visible look of confusion*

he's everything I hate about this generation

>>38443542
maybe so lad. sexy kev did not seem up for a fight. hard knock was too keen.

i wonder what happened in their first show down. i have heard that the truck boys had to team up with hard knock to take down kev

>>38443593
Sounds like a guy who is excited for some Nintendo 64.

>>38443598
Wasn't aware they even had a first show down. I know Hard Knock been saying stuff about Kev but Kev hasn't been around lately. Kev is choosy with his fights.

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pepe invited his dear friend wojak out for a relaxing meal. they had a nice chat and a lovely lunch

The Stone Roses couldve made so much more, but then again Im extremely thankful for what they did make.

Does anyone have any spooky ghost stories lads

>>38443622
look at the spiff between them lad. sexy kev specifically states that their wont be a round two meaning they must have fought once.

>>38443642
One of the purest anons around, I appreciate you.

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Steve Ogrizovic tbqh

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>>38443531
>Woke up in the middle of the night and quickly checking the thread before going back to sleep. How about you lad?
I'm the nocturnal anon. I like to share nice night pictures. I am asleep from 6am to 4pm, normally.

>>38443566
You'll have to do it eventually, anon. It's best if you look at the situation in a cold rational view and go through every possible outcome.

>>38443658
As in Kev only needs one round to win. Not sure where Hard Knock implies this would be the second match.

>>38443652
Yeah one time I banged your mum in the night and told her I was a ghost and she believed me because her vag is so blown out she couldn't feel anything haha

>>38443642
Out of curiosity, how many of these do you have? I am liking them.

>>38443652
There is a pretty scary ghost that haunts imageboards pretending to be female when in reality it's a quite manly looking dude.

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i drew myself

>>38443721
what the fuck you sicko

>>38443681
but hard knock says meet for the second round, meaning its a second fight. if its a two round fight they would not be meeting again.

the lore is too deep

>>38443642
Love your work lad

>>38443737
Maybe Hard Knock just dreamt of fighting Kev before. This would go to explain his delusions of being able to win.

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>tfw you sit in the old thread for probably 30 mins wondering why it's so slow

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>>38443719
fixed it, with shading

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i want to bang a trap but im too much of a pussy to look for one

>>38443652
I dont but this uber religous guy from uni says his family is affected heavily by jinn, which are the third beings created by god alongside man and angels. Now jinn occupy a different plane of existence to us but there are places where they can enter our world and cause suffering because apparently theyre mischievous in nature. When I think of mischievous I think of PRANKED, not possesion and reciting passages of holy books backwards which is what this guy from uni claims. Either way he freaked me out because he was dead serious and hes got this look like hes lost his soul idk.

>>38443760
who knows lad. there is obviously something going on that we dont know about. the biggest conspiracy is that hard knock drives the trucker boys truck

i do prefer to see hard knock as the under dog

Just timed myself, I solved the cube in 2 mins 41 seconds

>>38443803
>tfw want to be a trap but too much of a pussy to buy cute clothes

Haven't been able to come on britfeel in 3 days

anything good happen?
Any fox news?

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>>38443803
>>38443845
just meet a normal girl and ask her to peg you with a strapon

>>38443845
>tfw want to be a trap but im 6ft2 and hairy

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hannah martin on studio 66

lori on babestation

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>>38443890
EVERYONE on pornhub

how are these stations still in business?

>>38443924
If Im feeling like Im gonna be wanking for ages Ill usually start off with these channels lad. Pretty useful imo you should try it.

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>>38443984
You can curate your own porn to exact categories on pornhub. Babestation you just get a bimbo twerking for 40 mins to a shitty beat with phone numbers and shit plastered over the screen

>>38443924
wrong, any hannah martin videos uploaded to pornhub get deleted very quickly

not sure what RS build I wanna do
last time I paid some kid 1bong for 1mill gold which he was happy to sell because he was too young to have a paypal account and I used it to buy runes and setup an autoclicker to level up

might just do a melee build this time

I'm very high vifjdjdhdd lovely children hold me close and protect me please I Beg you dontvletvthen yltake the children please don't

>>38443855
Oh yes lad, lots of fox news, especially this one >>38424105

Here's the complete saga, don't know what ones you haven't seen

Searching For Foxes - Part 1/3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCDyEjYvrsE

Searching For Foxes - Part 2/3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iebxuwa9ydU

Searching For Foxes - Part 3/3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64LjH_Rm51g

Close Encounter of the Fox Kind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiqGkVkin0o

/basil/ on camera: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhQugNr9Mfs

TWO FOXES!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVBWmJYNjaQ

How come you weren't able to come on /britfeel/ lad?

>>38444050
Too many yanks on pornhub, don't really like yank porn

>>38444118
Fake Taxi has got to be the best innovation to alleviate this issue. Chavs getting it is really satisfying.

>>38444166

has anyone ever doxxed fake taxi? like found the areas it normally drives around or places where he parks up?

>>38444166
>Chavs on bennies
>Chavs getting cash in hand for taking a cock up the shitter
Bloody state of the UK.

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>>38444118
I mean... that's a HUGE variety. May as well say you don't like porn full stop.

Quick question, is pic related either more or less comfy and aesthetic than the digital art pics previously? At least for the night time vibes.

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>>38444114
some of the best /basil/ footage yet, great work lad

>>38444118
You realise you can have porn of literally any ethnicity and any sub-category within that ethnicity right?

>>38444196
Dunno about that but I do know that Im extremely tempted to go see one of the slags on there who escorts real closeby apparently. Never fucked a white girl so itll be a good experience hopefully.

>>38444274
Only really interested in /brit/ girls which is why Babestation/Studio 66 are perfect

Professional yank studio porn is boring and if I'm watching cam girls, I'd rather they be brits

where is everyone

orig

>>38444631

here, just bored, and feeling like im getting anxiety which is really bothering me because i havent had it bad for a good few years now and i dont know why its bothered coming back tonight

can someone give me some advice how into escorts? where do i look for one and also how do i set up a meeting, im 20 yr old never kissed a girl or even hugged one

>>38444631
here lad
*waves*

>>38444706
How about this mate, you come marrakech with me and well have a sick time and Ill try help you with all my 2 more years life experience. Being dead serious here too.

west sussex

tomorrow I'm buying some belgian choclate shortcake biscuits and I'm gonna eat like a pig
why the fuck not, I've been good for long enough

kent over here

>>38445146
post tits

daddy issues trap

oi oi lads. doing your press-ups?

>>38445076
ok, where are you from? you had girlfriend ever?

Mum and I watched out for /basil/ together and I recorded a video of us talking before /basil/ comes along halfway through and I get him on camera. Video's about 5 mins long. Will upload it later I think, I started but the upload aborted and I'm really sleepy for some reason

just did a wank tbqh lads haha

might go for some cheeky weetabix now

>>38445292
Bradford mate, and I have bud but if im going to be real with you Ive so far had the worst experiences with relationships desu and for at least like another 6 months Im just gonna focus on my own damn self rather than put all my efforts in pursuing these hoes. I will say that if youre expecting much to be different after seeing an escort, not much did for me at all and the experience just fades really quickly which might bother you a little. For me though I love how instantaneous it is and how it requires no effort really, which is a nice change imo.

>>38445257
I did mate yeah before I went bed at 1, now cant sleep I think they fucked me right up desu.

>>38445799
Oh dear. Are you working tomorrow? Stretch and do shoulder rotations. What seems to be the problem? Drink a glass of milk too.

>>38445882
If you call slaving away as a labourer for my uncle for 25 bar a day working, then yeah Im working haha. Think press ups get me too hyped bro but thanks for advice.

>>38445882
Maybe you could massage my sore muscles~

had some weetabix

Just did an overnight test on my new tent
>woke up soaking wet

guess I need to pick up some waterproofing spray and a tarp fuck sake I only got the new tent cause I'm trying to go ultralight

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>Pass mum's room
>Check to see if she's still alive
>She is
>Sigh of relief

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>>38446747
I know shes alive all night because she snores loudly

>>38446766
WAHEYYYYYYYYYY LADS LADS LADS

>>38446766
absolute savage Ebin

>>38446766
HAHA FUCKING EBIN M8! WHAT A RIGHT OLD CORKER. IS RIGHT MATE haha.

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>>38447045
>>38447119
haha what an ABSOLUTE RIOT lads haha

>>38447162
if I got the train to filey would you meet up with me and we could share an ice cream on the beach and discuss our problems?

>>38447183
don't think so haha, I'd be too scared

>>38447205
why? I'm a nice guy.

>>38447216
Its always the nice guys you have to watch out for isn't it?

>>38447232
I'd probably say the bad guys are the ones to watch out for tbqh ebin.

>>38447255
you know what to expect from the bad guys, its the nice guys who have something to hide haha

>>38447280
why are you hiding then

>>38447280
I have nothing to hide, other than the desire to share an icecream with you on a beach in filey haha.

>>38447314
I don't hide anything my degenerate neetdom is on offer for the world to see

>>38447319
still not sold anon, I believe you might have ulterior motvies haha

>>38447343
what other possible motives could I have? haha

>>38447364
might want to bum me raw

>>38447385
see lad you never answered this one haha

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>>384457760
EW Bradford

>>38443709
i draw a new one when i go into a new thread desu

tildeanon = cute
pakis = disgusting

>>38448301
wow sped up music is so good

>>38448301
tfw listening to nightcore as I read your post

>>38449355
give me a good nightcore song lad

>>38449429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ_FwXDhAYc

>>38449492
>english version of that song

absolutely pleb taste lad

manager at work been asking people to come into work on saturdays to do cleaning.everyone trying to get on it,i just laughed in his face when he asked me.

>>38449429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV_m1H3hDio

absolute classic lad

>>38449882
>why yes, I would prefer to shitpost for free instead of making more money

you're an odd duck

>>38449977
not him but free time off is infinitely worth more than any pay check

>>38449999
>pay check

FOY

>>38449999
godly digits confirms the truth

Morning lads. Night /britfeel/ always seems pretty comfy but I can never post in it because of the wageslave life.

>>38449977
Lad, a day off is better than working.

I only do 4 days a week because my job pays about the same as a 5 day job. If I wanted more money I could do 5 days but the 3 days off is worth more than an extra 90 quid a shift.

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>>38450096
feel sorry for you lad haha, nothing like staying up all night doing nothing then sleeping all day

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Morning lads, got a few hours of slavery soon desu. Should be quite comfy really. Really quite enjoy slaving in a weird way haha~

What have you got planned for today?

>>38450096
Morning lad. Night britfeel is great I agree. I am glad the threads last through the night again too now. What type of slavery do you do Anon?

>>38450148
Tilde has job and interacts with other humans.

I keep forgetting this.

How do they react to your weird hands?

>>38450116
Day time is overrated tbqh. To bright and too many people

>>38450148
Tech support lad. Hows Greggs treating you?

>>38450148
trying to sleep while someone is cutting the grass outside tbqh, wake up then wash/shave myself finally

ganbatte tildeanon

>>38450197
Nobody has said anything about them or my appearance in general. Though Mr Shekelberg's second in command once commented there's nothing to me

>>38450212
Think I have spoken to you before anon! Yeah Greggs is good really. Sometimes there are angry customers but lately I have started thinking " must be a waifuposter" or something like that and it always cheers me up!

>>38450213
Hope you can manage to wash and shave lad. With a bit of luck you can get some petrol today too!

Ganbatte too~

>>38450256
>There is nothing to you
Fucking hate fatties skinny shaming me.
>You eat so much but say so skinny, wish I could do that.
I ride to work everyday
>I couldn't do that, I like my car
Well guess you're gonna stay fat.

Got a migraine lads. Heads fucking banging.
Paracetomal ain't doing shit and cocodomal just isn't as strong as it used to be.

Family are on holiday in a couple of weeks and I'm ordering a load of new computer parts. Might pull a cheeky sicky so I can be in to pick it up.

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my friend is taking me to nandos for the first time today.

What can I expect?

If you had to choose which to fuck, marry and kill from the choices of; a normie roastie facebook and instagram whore Stacey, 4chan shut in tranny / trap, and a fat dyed hair tumblr sjw chick; which would you do to which??

>>38450426
>4chan shut in tranny / trap

without question

>>38450410
KFC except you wait to be seated. And you pay more.

>>38450410
shit chicken

>>38450410
Ok chicken with nice sauce. It's a little overpriced but I only ever go when someone else is paying so I enjoy it.

>>38450426
Fuck the trap if they're passable
Kill the fat one
Marry the instagram Stacy then hope she's rich when I get a divorce.

>>38450503
isn't the idea of nandos that it's super cheap?

>>38450426
fuck tumblr girl, marry facebook girl and kill 4chan guy

>>38450426
marry normie roastie facebook whore, kill 4cha shut in trap, fuck fat dyed hair tumblr chick

now let me explain my responses, out of all these options you are going to get massively burned, there is no good choice here, but the best of these options is some facebook whore, there is a high chance youll get cheated on but a lower chance than a 4chan trap. having interacted with many and tried to get into a relationship with loads, they are 10x worse than girls could ever be, and they have even less of a concept of loyalty than normal girls, they crave attention so much more and do not care about feelings other than their own. the tumblr dyke would accuse me of rape at some point being married so thats a no go, but i am sure i would get more of an insane kinky fuck out of a fat bitch than some trap who wants to be worshipped and praised and do fuck all during sex because they are the bottom

>>38450521
that's paki piri piri chicken, nandos is the """"""""""classier"""""""""" chicken place

>>38450521
It's been a while since I've been so I might be misremembering. It depends what you're comparing it to really. Compared to a restaurant it's cheap but compared to fast food places its expensive. In it's layout it kinda straddles the line between them both.

How do I get a haircut? I'm 28 and my mum has always done it. Also will they laugh at my receding hairline?

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Are the BBC taking the mick?! They got like the biggest woman this side of your mum to talk about food poverty.

>>38450341
When mum had some mates round the fat one mentioned my skinniness to me and i just said "shall i criticise your weight now?" And she didnt say anything. Mum just said "s-she didnt mean anything by it" and things were very awkward. Didnt care though, my body has been criticised by others all my life (fat family).

>>38450616
I don't know either. I've had the same bloke called Gary come to my house for the last decade and I just ask him for the usual everytime. If he ever retires before I start to lose my hair I'm gonna be fucked.

>>38450648
Watching it now lad. My almonds really activate when i see someone that big conplaining that they are poor. I obviously dont know the full story but boy does it get me thinking.

>>38450665
does good old gary fiddle with your widdle as well lad?

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>>38450695

You can definitely be poor AND fat, but you have to buy preprepared ready meals, piles of biscuits and think tap water "tastes weird", all of which are habits which cost a fair bob, in poor terms it does anyway.

>mfw people tell me it's more expensive to eat right

Such bollocks.

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>>38450761
Na Gary's a top lad. Would never do anything like that. Pic related is him when he was younger

>>38450773
I'll never get the bottled water meme if you live in an area with not shit tap water. My mum buys that shit all the time.

Fuckin' sweaty arse at work again. I haven't even done anything.

>>38450928
Much arse hair? I do and my botty gets quite swampy.

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>Plan something with housemate
>He agrees to it
>10am
>Still not awake

Why does he always do this?
Why does he agree and then not wake up?
When he wakes up it's always too late to go.

>>38450969
Yeah a bit. I could probably go at it with a pair of scissors or some shit but I feel it would just chafe then.

Why are Poles so foul-mouthed, lads? If I hear kurwa one more time then I'm gonna start reporting these cunts to management.

I mean, I would. If management weren't also mostly Polish.

>>38450993
I don't think this is a race thing. Everyone at my workplace is british and swears constantly.

>>38450980
I'm thinking of going mad with the scissors. It gets so bad I sometimes leave patches on my chair. Hope I dont chop my bollocks off.

>>38450842
my tap water isn't great but i just use a water filter.

>>38448301
>>>/mu/
allow us to fix you

>>38450410
jus dont pay youll be fine

you ready lads ready for porn id checks? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40630582

i don't go on any porn sites anyway i just use 4chan

finally fixed my sleeping pattern lads, how do I not fuck it up again?

so you are trying to say masturbation is bad? but when i wake up and instead of jerking off have sex with a my loving girlfriend while we kiss and cuddle afterwards and she whispers to my ear how much she loves me and how proud she is to be a mommy and raise a child with me while i go make her some breakfest and we eat it together in the bedsheets naked its perfectly finee?

>>38451100
4chan will be under the list mate

>>38451100
Good. Let's clear up this smut and degeneracy and usher in the new age of a pure internet.

Porn is degenerate, glad the tories are banning it

>tv show goes on about how 30% of white people saying they will only ever date other white people is extremely racist
>ignores blacks who only date blacks
>ignores asians who only date asians
>ignores blacks who only date whites
>ignores whites who only date blacks
>says dating app profiles who specify only white people is really racist and again ignores people saying the other side
Typical left-wing media, lads.

>>38451246
We may die from all sorts of minor injuries and sicknesses when they kill the NHS, but it doesn't matter because they're making sure we'll get into heaven.

>>38451267
What shit are you watching mate. I'm lefty scum but it just sounds like a shit show tbqh, not sure anyone actually believes that.

>>38451267
race mixing is racist (when a guy does it)
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2017/jul/15/the-big-sick-funny-sweet-original-leave-me-furious

>not even 11 yet and I'm already really hungry
Should have tried to force more of that shredded wheat down me but it's really shit.

>>38451291
Lefties do, lad. Lefties say that having more interracial relationships is a progressive thing and suggests we're "on the right path". They dream of a world without white people.

>>38451361
>(when a guy does it)
Of course, because he's diluting the mother's cultural heritage. How dare he oppress her like that by robbing her of her background.

>>38451369
This is an 18+ site, lad. Fuck off.

>>38451417
Why does that imply I'm under 18?

When I was at school a girl in my class said I look like a frog and then inquired about my penis size and started rubbing my leg

>>38451417
Nice reading comprehension kid

>>38444706
Go to a website called Adultwork. Filter for results that suit you. Location, age etc

Avoid Eastern Europeans like the fucking plague lad. They're dodgy as shit

Once you've found a few that interest you, go onto UKPunting and search for their name, or their ID (you can find the ID near the bottom of their profiles, it'll be in the form of a link and then a number next to it)

Read the reviews

After that, you ring them up, book an appointment, and off you go.

>>38451267
>tv show goes on about how 30% of white people saying they will only ever date other white people is extremely racist
says dating app profiles who specify only white people is really racist and again ignores people saying the other side
there's a difference between someone who doesn't date x race because they perceive them as inferior and someone who only dates within his race because he doesn't want to deal with white bullshit
>ignores whites who only date blacks
so they ignored 1% of the population when generalising? WOW

>>38451524
>white bullshit
Uh huh. Now explain what you mean by "white bullshit" without showing yourself to be a hypocrite as well as a racist.

>>38451585
Oppression

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original

Which one of you lads did I just see walking around town with his mum in a Zelda hoodie with the oversized hood up.

>>38451606
The Conservative party (white people's party) supports white supremacy bro

>>38451628
>The Conservative party (white people's party)
lmao, the tories support mass immigration due to cheap labour for their pals

>>38451515
i don't understand why anyone would want to go to a prossie. i want to lose it to someone who actually loves me and wants to have sex with me. i have no interest in meaningless sex

Never understood why people get so riled up about race, at least on 4chan. What a bland topic of conversation. It's always wrong, and I don't men that in a 'my emotions' way but in a scientific way.

>>38451652
4chan has always been lmao niggers but I have no idea why everything has been so charged during the past 2-3 years, the absolute refusal from people to believe that societies can function in any way if there are different races living together.

>>38451647
The best we can hope for is a bought and paid-for piece of false intimacy, lad. Such is life.
You can continue to hold onto hope until you die, that's your choice. Good luck.

>>38451643
white supremacy doesn't mean all white people benefit from it iimagine someone talking about oppression of jewish people in nazi germany and then some polfag starts screeching about emil maurice that's what you look like right now

do you know how many black males are in prison right now over petty shit like drugs?

>>38451723
>do you know how many black males are in prison right now over petty shit like drugs?
Is this a joke?

>do you know how many people are in jail right now because they broke the law?

>>38451672
Especially this 'islamic takeover of europe' bullshit.

Like, no. Many muslims hate other muslims more than anyone else on the planet.

>it's a /britpol/ episode
Fuckin' repeats. See you lads in an hour or so when the next episode starts.

>>38451762
So we're going to end up like Syria or Iraq?

>>38451672
>>38451652

t. Pakis LARPing on an image board.
If you spent more time in the real world instead of in your mosque listening to your one eyed, hooked hand preacher, you'd know why your wrong.

>>38451773
xddddd

>>38451770
In that we'll be in civil war, or filled with muslims? Anyways the answer is no to both

>>38451740
lol so people who get killed for being gay in arabia deserve it because they broke the law

laws don't mean shit mate

>>38451781
Why not? What's to stop Muslims in Britain or elsewhere in Europe fighting each other? Especially if, as you said, they hate each other so much

>>38451791
>comparing selling drugs to people and children to just fiddling with another guys wang or bum

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REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY THE FUCK ISN'T MY HOUSE MATE AWAKE YET

WHY AGREE TO GO OUT SOMEWHERE THEN STAY ASLEEP???

>>38451799
what's so evil about selling drugs?

>>38451792
They can fight over there because they all live in the same cities each containing different sects and denominations, that demand dominance over the others. Furthermore there is the enforced state religion that causes religious and cultural minorites (ie Kurds) to hate the state.

In the UK, 2nd and 3rd generation immigrants can and do assimilate, and grow up without any of these issues being relevant to them. So there is no reason to fight. And if one particular special guy is obsessed and autistic about it, it's not like he can just form a militia to fight for him.

>>38451672
>but I have no idea why everything has been so charged during the past 2-3 years

There was a campaign of organised shilling on Stormfront called 'Swarmfront' to shill 4chan and /pol/ from being a mildy edgy racist memebase to a seriously hardcore anti-semitic more serious white nationalist platform

>>38451834
Damages families and communities, brings crime to the area, by the fact of it just being illegal but also you can have rival people and gangs wanting dominance in places leading to violence etc, it is also illegal so just that in itself is bad enough.

>>38451838

That's why there's 15 year old 3rd gen muslim immigrants splashing acid on people's faces in London eh?

Wow. So intergrated

>>38451847
All this.

Trade of illegal commodities leads to illegal practices to protect such trade.
Simplest way to look at it is to think of the alcohol prohibition in the US. Everything was fine before but when it became illegal shitloads of gangs took up to violently protect themselves and their trade.
When it was legal there was no need to go around shooting up the competition.

>>38451887
How many of them are there, literally no more than 50ish. Out of a population of 2.7M.

>>38451847
>it's bad because it's illegal and keeping it illegal creates bad things so let's keep it illegal because bad things

>>38451900

> No more than 50

We've had 400ish attacks this year alone you dick.
For someone who's defending them, you don't seem to know much about them at all. Lol

>>38451903
When did I argue about keeping it illegal, or anything like that? You seem to want to pull this argument into a different direction from what I was originally arguing. The original point was here:
>>38451723
>do you know how many black males are in prison right now over petty shit like drugs?
which I replied with >>38451740

They are in prison because they broke the law, nothing to do with them being black or the tories being the white man's party or anything like that.

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>wake up
>feel fine
>do some stuff
>feel absolutely disgusted with myself because I remembered my dream last night
>the one where I fucked my mum
What the fuck do I do?

>>38451887
>why there's 15 year old 3rd gen muslim immigrants splashing acid on people's faces in London
source?

>>38451924
>When did I argue about keeping it illegal, or anything like that?
alright you didn't argue about keeping it illegal but you voted for a party that wants to keep it illegal

>They are in prison because they broke the law,
who voted for those laws? white people and guess what most white people are white supremacists

>>38443839

Did you get hooked yet? You'll sub sub-60 seconds in no time.

>>38444196
Now there's an idea

Our Father who art in heaven
Howard be thy name

>>38451781
We're already filled with muslims though?

Civil war is next, look at the history of Lebanon

>>38452012
>but you voted for a party that wants to keep it illegal
Again you've made another massive assumption, I haven't stated who I voted for at any point.
>who voted for those laws? white people and guess what most white people are white supremacists
I'm done here, you're just throwing at wild assumptions and arguing against them, and not even doing a good job of that, you've baited me well, enjoy your day friend because you got me good.

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I feel weird lads

How do fat people live? If I was fat I wouldn't leave the house

>>38452042
You are weird, lad

>>38452055
that is true, desu

>>38452038
i pay attention to the news bro you might not hate us but most white people do

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Anyone notice how much of a weird language Japanese is?

They talk forever and say very little.

>>38451647
And I want to be sucked off by a Japanese princess who wants me to be the first white member of the Imperial court.

Not all of us can get someone to love us.

>>38452080
Most white people bend over backwards to accommodate you, you ungrateful fuck

What do polish people talk about on the phone?

>>38452223
Taking over the country.

>>38452223
how much bennies they're going to send back to their families in polska

>>38452212
Our language is objectively more verbose than Japanese is though. A lot of their meaning relies on context, whereas ours is really quite specific. This allows them to use less words to get their point across

Lads, I have a 6mm open bite. I was told I would need braces when I was about 14 and they went as far as to take a mold of my teeth with that jelly stuff. They came back few weeks later and told me I wouldn't need braces as my teeth would align by themselves.

I'm 22 years old now, with that 6mm gap between my two sets of teeth, making it impossible to smile my lips apart and very difficult to chew my food without doing gymnastics with my tongue to grind the food against my top set of teeth. I already asked my dentist to refer me to an orthodontist. I've been put on a waiting list few months back, awaiting a free space.

What are the odds the NHS can cover this? I know once you're past the age of 18 you have to pay for this shit but I hear they make exceptions if your case is severe enough. Seeing as chewing food is a project, I'm hoping they'll classify this as beyond cosmetic. When I checked the classification system my 6mm gap puts me at least in the class 4 of severity (5 is the highest, and I might even classify for class 5).

Anyone had any experience with having jaw surgery & braces past the age of 18?

>>38451515
That's really tempting. Might just give up on the nonsense and get a prossie, every so often as money allows. Might be hard on 8bongs/hour.

>>38452249
Please do your research beforehand. I know it feels seedy reading reviews, but they really do help you weed out the wasters

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>>38452219
fuck white people

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38452270
Please people don't reply to this obvious bait.

>>38452243
I dunno, I watched a vid about a translation device that translated English into Japanese and the girl was saying 3 english words and it would translate to an entire run on sentence.

>>38452223
you white devils

>>38452279
Translation is garbage.

For Japanese it's super duper fucking garbage. It really is a strange as hell language when you get into it. It's also ugly as shit to listen to

>>38452278
bait? lmao

didn't take much to reveal you as a racist though that's how most crackers are you alright upfront but behind closed doors you're on some other shit

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Guy's hairstyle would fit in today.

>>38452334
the irony of your posts

>>38449977
i'm that special kind of idiot that isn't obssesed with money
everyone was saying think of the money it's time n a half. i said yeah, but think how happy i'll be sat on my arse.

Why do foreigners talk so loud on the phone?

Or just in general?

>>38452367
Most people are broke because they waste their money on useless shit they don't even want, so any extra money is good for them

>>38452369
Why do brits talk so loud on the beach?

Or just in general

Won 90 bong in the bookies yestertday lads. Paid a 50 bong energy bill than was due, put 25 bong in savings, bought a takeaway and now all my money is disposable

>>38452383
ah yeah i'm broke too, but have been most my life so i'm used to it.

>>38452403
I do football betting sometimes. I'm up a few hundred quid by now. I'm expecting my account to be restricted on my next withdrawal or 2, because I've literally only put 25 quid on.

>>38452403
did you know you could have cooked your own meal for a fraction of the price you bought the takeaway for? not just that but it would have been healthier and tasted better

>>38452463
that takes hours of your own time

much easier to pay some pajeets 10pound for a cracking curry that blows anything I can cook out the water

>>38452264
It would feel very seedy. Something rather disgusting about the idea of reviews like that. But then the whole thing is pretty gross but it's pretty much the only option.

>>38452463
But then you'd have to do loads of washing up, and preparing/cooking takes time too, and doing the shopping for the items takes time

It's more economical to get a takeaway.

>>38452481
it really doesn't, it takes around the same time and you just look up how to do it online, then you get better tasting stuff for a fraction of the price and it's delicious and better without any hygienic problems

>>38452500
it requires a small amount of planning, and youll still be doing the washing up and clean up if you got a takeaway, just a small bit less, this is why you will forever be poor, no one rich gets takeaways because it completely wastes all your money

>>38452489
It's better than them staging a "abusive ex boyfriend" scenario and mugging you, or them being 5 stone heavier than their pictures, or them just being lazy and starfishing

These things do happen.

>>38452515
Rich people value their time at way more than the piss poor 2 quid an hour or so that you're valuing it at.

Rich people do not do home cooking. It's a waste of time, and by proxy, money.

>>38452532
t. fat poor person who thinks they will make it big if they keep buying takeaway

>>38452542
t. fat poor person who thinks they wilI make it big if they keep buying takeaway

>>38452515
takeaways taste nice, my cooking doesn't

>a fraction of the price

fuck off

healthy food is more expensive, fresh beef and vegetables alone will set you back like 10 pound, that's without some shop brought naan

>>38452463

Is this a meme? I agree with you and see you posted this exact same thing constantly. Firstly I only really have takeaways when I have a moderate win, because it's unexpected money. Secondly some thing like chips are even cheaper from the takeaway, probably due to economies of scale.

1.70 bong for a portion of chips, then you've got to either but the chips or potatoes, and the cooking oil, and the electricity for the fryer, and they still won't be as good

>>38452532
Rich people go to fancy restraunts and the like though lad.
Not fucking BK and the local chinky.

>>38452463
True but when you can't be fucked and have the money to blow it's not so bad every once in a while.

>>38452613
t. forever poor

>>38452609
Believe it or not, but rich people do eat shit food as well

>>38452621
Nigger I never said I was poor, I can actually afford takeaways most of the time

>>38452625
you most definitely are poor if you believe you should be blowing money when you have it you utter cretin

>>38452622
I didn't say the do not.

I know they do lad. I know this because my aunt and uncle are loaded and take their kids to McDees. My point is, the majority of the time they go out to 'nice' places. Not expensive places, but nice places. Being rich isn't just about money, it's also about image. You can have all the money in the world, but no class and people will assume you're poor.

The middle class are the worst for image = richness meme though. They don't partake in povo things at all because they think if they look rich they will get richer.

>>38452630

Not him, but there is nothing wrong with getting an occasional takeaway. If you're poor and getting takeaways 3-4 times a week it's a waste of money, but even the poorest can afford a takeaway a month without it being wasteful. It's an occasional treat

>>38452630
What do you even mean

I can afford takeaways and I am never short on money. And I even have enough to put aside

goon

>>38452667
>>38452669
t. delusional poors

>>38452683
Do you read

I am not poor

NOT

POOR

Are you mentally deficient

>>38452683

I am poor, but giving up the occasional takeaway isn't going to make me rich

>>38452683
Nah lad, once a month is fine.

It's like the poor cunts who buy expensive clothes. A jacket once in a while is fine. Buying an expensive DKNY jacket every month is a sure fire way to be broke. (>tfw they usually just buy fakes anyway).

>>38452630
>>38452683
literally going to order 20bongs worth of curry tonight just to piss you off

meanwhile I'll be dining like a king and cracking open some ice cold kingfisher

>>38452710
who are you trying to convince m8, me or yourself? lol

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wow I think I made a bit of a mistake haha lads

>texting back and forth with girl I've known for a while
>she's sent pics of her feet to some fella before and we've had a laugh about it
>somehow get onto the topic and she insinuates I could get them for mates rates
>not even a footfag so make a joke about getting her brother to send me pics of his for free and they'd probably be about the same
>hasn't replied

>>38452720
Do people actually buy jackets that often? I bought a coat like a year ago and I'm expecting that to last me for at least a few more if not longer.

>>38452723

I'd rather be a poor person who has occasional takeaways than a millionaire who got there by living off a diet of tesco value rice to get there

>>38452725
Depends at what level of mates you are on. Thats a pretty funny crack but it's whether or not shes the kinda person to laugh at herself with you.

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>When your favourite takeaway changes owners and goes to shit overnight
>Food drastically changes
>Delivery driver is a fucking retard who doesn't know Google Maps exists yet pulls the "I got lost" excuse for his two hour delay

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>>38452731
Chavs mainly.

I've bought about 6 jackets in the last year, but that's because I've slwoly grown out of the style I use to wear. I have 2 good winters, 2 summer jackets and 2 that can be used for the inbetween weathers.

To be fair though, my thing is jackets and trainers. I love buying jackets and trainers.

Pic related, jacket I just got. (was 165 but I got it on sale for 35 because it's last season).

>>38452752
>favourite takeaway stops doing online delivery
>have to ring up to order
>stop ordering from them

>>38452752
>chinese takeaway just around the corner changes ownership
>goes from being the best chinese ive ever had in england to wank overnight

>>38452752
>>38452786
Surely these people should be asking the owners how they cook their shit when they buy the business

Just watched game of thrones, was alright but did they really need to introduce ed sheeran by having him singing a song?

>>38452725
Top bants lad, but she may be offended, or think you're a bufty like Tyler the creator.

>>38452786
I'm dreading when this happens with the Blue Palace in Maryport. That place is fucking God tier but as soon as the old Chinese woman running it dies it's going into the hands of her various illegal immigrant workers.

>>38452804
That show was hilarious. There must have been nearly 10 scenes of "women lecturing men"

>>38452804
STOP SPOILING IT YOU ABSOLUTE FICKING MONG. I AM SO ANGRY.

Gonna take a tenner to the bookies, any roulette numbers you think I should bet on?

About a week ago I bet on a greyhound called pepe and I lost 5 bong

>>38452798
Nope, they never do. They're just people looking for a quick buck.

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Would anyone else be interested in trying to rig the ITV late night roulette winners board at 0:30am tonight? To fill it with britfeel gimmicks

We'd need a minimum of 5 really, ideally 8.

>>38452913
sorry m8 only have 15 pounds to my name and I can't risk throwing it away on a meme

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>>38452921
Album of the year lads?

Usually not that big on Tyler since Bastard his output has been weak, but this album is pretty decent.

2 lunches in a row where I've restisted the temptation of spending money on a nice cold drink + food. LETS GOO

>>38453009
>not eating or drinking.
Nigga u gone die.

>>38453032
I brought a sandwich lad. I'm not that nuts. It's for saving money

>>38452944
>tfw you rarely bother with albums because 99% of the time you like one song on it and are indifferent/dislike the rest

Saying that, I've been blowing through some Nujabes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDK_3VkkYRE

>>38453009
Just bought a 4 pund baguette filled with cucumbers.

Can't be doing with cucumbers.
Gutted.

>>38453044
Why not make your own lunch and bring it in. Save even more money.
>tfw I work in a kitchen so get to have a free meal for my break.
Saving money and eating good lad.

>>38453045
I'm the opposite I hardly listen to songs and just listen to full albums. It's weird because I can't tell you songs, but I can tell you albums. So someone could be like do you like 'x' song by 'y' band and I have to ask what album it's on to recognise if I've heard it or not.

Saw someone who looked far to much like me but like 10 years older on my lunch break. Both had almost the same shirt with the sleeves rolled up, basically the same pants, similar hair, face and glasses. Was also wearing overear headphones like I was. Was like looking into my future of doing exactly the same shit that I am right now.

>>38453055
You can't they're shit. They also taint the rest of the food even if you take it off

>>38453086
Thats what I meant, my bad. Made a cheeky ham sandwich+ packet of crisps.

What are you expecting in the post lads?

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Afternoon lads, I've picked some hot juicy news stories for you guys.

>Japs make adorable kawaii space robot
https://www.space.com/37523-adorable-japanese-ball-drone-roams-space-station.html

>R. Kelly Is Holding Women Against Their Will In A "Cult," Parents Told Police
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/r-kelly-abusive-cult-latest-update-woman-parents-named-speaks-out-singer-r-n-b-chicago-a7846731.html

>Exclusive: Conor McGregor camp quash rumours he was knocked out sparring for Floyd Mayweather fight
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/boxing/2017/07/18/exclusive-conor-mcgregor-camp-quash-rumours-knocked-sparring/

Wew only the juiciest for my lads.

>>38453101
>saw my doppleganger but older
I know those feels lad. The guy who does breakfast looks like me if I did a few more years of drinking.
It's weird during crossovers because people usually call him me or vice versa. Doesn't help we usually work in the same position in the line.

>>38453129
R Kelly is based as fuck lad.

McGregor gonna get knocked the fuck out by Mayweather and I can't wait. (I hate Mayweather too, but fuck the mick.)

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>>38453123
just had some new shampoo arrive, but nothing else to come. got some beer too

what about you lad?

>>38453123

A council tax summons

>>38453129
>Japs make adorable kawaii space robot
Even the video showing it off is adorable. Fucking moonrunes make everything cute.

>>38453144
really disappointed that the mayweather mcgregor thing has been turned into a stupid race thing on 4chan so now if you point out that mcgregor has pretty much no boxing experience and is very, very likely to lose via points to mayweather you're some kind of cuck who wants to see the white race exterminated

lads i keep trying to redpill my mum on not paying the license fee but everytime i tell her you don't have to let them in your house she just says 'but they have a van that knows'

>>38453170

I live alone and my mum begs me to pay it, kek

>>38453151
Some shit I can build, very exited about it.

>>38453170
>she fell for the BBC detector vans
wew

it's so comical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NmdUcmLFkw

>>38453170
My Dad thinks you need to have a license if you own a TV and gets genuinely angry when I point out he's wrong

>>38453123
waiting on nothing lad.
I got Crash Bandicoot at Asda yesterday though. It's okay, but I'm not as good as I was as a kid. And the nostalgia loading times are a fucking joke. I swear the ps1 version loaded faster.

>>38453168
Fucking tell me about it lad. I've never liked McGregor (and not just because I'm a contrarian, just never been a fan). But now apparently it's race traitor to want him to get his face caved.

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>>38453198
ooo what are you building???

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>agreed to work two extra hours for Mr Shekelberg

Can't bring myself to disappoint her desu

>>38453123
Got some makeup and some more might be arriving via courier

You expecting anything lad?

do you think hitler sent out christmas cards?

>>38453230
>>38453231
A W40K set.

>>38453123
I'm long overdue my next ESA review, so I'm expecting the brown envelope any day now.

>>38453231
I worked an extra 20 minutes once. Never again.

>>38453231
Do you have any plans after greggs Tilde? Or are you aiming to climb the ladder and become Mr Shekelingbergs second in command

>>38453272
Which one lad? Havent played in over 10 years, its one hobby i really miss but dont know anyone who wants to play. I would buy the models just to paint but i want to get my moneys worth with some games.

is tilde actually a girl or are they a tranny. i'm seriously confused

>>38453337
the years of bulmia have caused tilde to lose all gender

>>38453337
Neither. He's a man with a masculine body, and wierd hands. He thinks because he's shit with woman he's a gay. And from prison gay he thinks he will be popular if he's a qt girl. But he wont be, he's not got the body for it. And all the hrt wont help.

>tfw you just want to die so you no longer have to work

>when the dj plays the macarena and youre the only one who doesnt know the moves

never going to a club again lads

>>38453357
Just sleep. It's like dying but not really, hence why it's my favourite activity.
Now if you'll excuse me, it's nap time.

>>38453362
Was you at Pontins or something, lad?

>>38453328
I tried to play when younger collecting Tyranids but I didn't know any one and I couldn't really paint so I just gave up, I know someone who I can play with and he says he can introduce me to others who play so I might have more luck now, going for a Thousand Sons army, I've got some Rubric Marines and a Tzeentch daemon on the way.

Regardless of how good/bad your life is right now, is the situation improving or worsening?

>>38453362
pretty surprised if any of the kids these days would know that song.

>>38453423
worsening because i'm getting older and poorer

>>38453371
i was at a gay club
im not a bender though it was just where the others wanted to go

>>38453423
on one hand X on the other hand Y

>>38453423
I'm stuck in perpetual boredom. My life hasn't changed at all in 6 years, it's like time has stopped for me but continues to flow for everything else.

>>38453337
There are no real girls on 4chan so the answer to that question is always tranny.

>>38453362
Thats why if you have to go to a club you spend the entire time stood at the bar waiting for a drink and chainsmoking outside.

>>38453431
I went to a family party thing with kids and they played it there and they all seemed to know it even the ones under 10

>>38453423
Probably just an in credibly slow decline because nothing changes other than I get slightly more insane and anxious.

>>38453423
Worsening

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Chatting shit with a girl I'm getting stuck in about. Know she was hanging out with a mate yesterday (male). Ask her what she got up to typical small chat shite. Tells me (jokingly I think, maybe trying to get me jealous?) she shagged him in the disable toilets.
>tfw it's just put me off her.
So back to nights alone watching shite tv and drinking alone. Looks like the normie life wasn't for me.

>>38453444
>im not a bender though
doubt.jpg

>>38453489
Oh fuck I need to catch up on Preacher. Thanks for reminding me lad.

>>38453444
Are your mates all gay?

>>38453496
Dunno lad.
I went to a Rock club once. Not a mallgoth, but my mates wanted to go. (they aren't mallgoths either, although I guess they use to be in high school) Was kinda nostalgiac really as it was mostly the kind of music kerrang tv played circa 2000-2005.

>>38453444
I can defend this lad. A couple of my mates got dragged to one by the one gay lad. Managed to avoid going out that night though.

>>38453516
You're welcome lad.
I'm just waiting on the season to end before I watch it.
Boxsets have ruined me and I like to binge watch everything these days.
>tfw recording Twin Peaks and Game of Thrones as well but wont be watching for another few months.

>>38453129
>R. Kelly Is Holding Women Against Their Will In A "Cult,"

MY FUCKING SIDES

>>38453551
Theres one of those that my mates love. The music is less shit than elsewhere but they have literally 0 drinks on tap so I end up resorting to 2 for 1 bottles of corona which is always a bit warm.

>>38453532
none of them actually, its just something normies like to do i suppose. a lot of straight people go to them and they sell loads of huge bright cocktails

>>38453578
Yeah It's the same at the one I was at.
Downstairs has a bar with beer on tap, but it means going down and up all night. Fuck that. I'll take the warm corona from the upstairs bar.
>>38453580
>something normies like to do
nah lad. They closet gays or at least one is.
They could have at least did an 80s bar, it's less obvious.

>>38453423
Improving. Slowly decreasing with bad habits and getting shit on by normies. Lots of good times ahead.

>>38453423
losing weight, albeit it slowly, getting better in dealing with the outside world and not throwing up when leaving the house, will be trying to get back into education soon, i think that's improving, maybe?

>>38444114
Great news lad
>how come you weren't able to come on /britfeel/ lad?
A mixture of adult responsibilities and laziness, some days I only get 2 hours on my computer and just forget to come on britfeel

sorry for the late reply

>>38453574
I actually woke up singing I believe I can fly this morning.

>>38453267
have a merry christmas, or it will be ze cooler for you.

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im listening to this album on vinyl. this is fucking great.

>>38453151
got beer through the post?
what did you get.

>dad is currently eating a pack of chocolate digestive and breathing very loudly whilst doing so
god that's a disgusting sound
sounds like he's rubbing one out

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>>38453791
Sat out back in the sun with a beer in hand listening to pic related.

Feels fucking good lad. Such a proper summer chill album.

>>38453827
Oh fuck, you just reminded me that I have shortbread in the cupboard.
Gotta get my grub on!

>>38453856
>shortbread
>not shortcake
bruh.

When I was at uni there was a girl who came to my room every day and we watched documentaries together. I don't think she fancied me because I'm only 5'7" and she was 5'10"ish. But I wonder why she kept coming round

>>38453942
I can't dunk cake in my brew.