/britfeel/

just had a wank to ebins MSpaint phimosis cock lads

>>38437929
>It's a guess which threads britnormie is making and deleting edition

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I'm going to post here and nobody can stop me

Havent been here for about a week lads. Did I miss much?

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- Kev xx

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the weather was really nice so pepe decided to go fishing. there were a lot of fish and even an eel, everyone had fun
i hope we can have fun this thread also

>>38437976
Tild livecammed her suicide, it was mad

Didn't realise a human anus could fit that many D batteries into it

>>38438013
How many do you think the average anus could hold? I'd say about 8

>>38437977
Hi Kev, can you sign my boy tummy? ~

>>38437982
Your drawings make me happy. Keep it up lad

Fuck me lads I've been watching Hells Kitchen for 4 hours straight, what a bloody nutter that Chef Ramsay is

>>38438053
UK o US?

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>>38438048
Would be my pleasure lad.

- Kev xx

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are we okay now....

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>winning race on Mario Kart the whole time
>think race is over after the 2nd lap because I didnt read like a fucking retard
>put my switch down to talk to some lass I'm going on a date with soon
>come 12th

i fucking hate women fuck them all ree

>>38437981
Britnormie makes a thread then waits for a few posts and deletes it to cause drama

>>38438059
US unfortunately, its the only one on Netflix

>>38438042
How much lego can you stuff up your bum?

>>38437982
Love this OC lad

>>38438070
Bloody hell lad, what's wrong with you.
Aren't all races 3 laps by default?

>>38438091
That entire Lego Deathstar set, fully built.

>>38438053
I've been watching loads of 4 In A Bed, some proper kickoffs on there lads. Quality telly.

>>38438085
I'm alternating between the two. The contrast is shocking

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>>38437929
new game of thrones was cringey shit, thankfully emilia clarke was in it for as little as possible. sophie had the funniest line too, made me giggle tbqh

>>38437982
the spray can is my favourite tool

cute pepey

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>>38438099
>Aren't all races 3 laps by default?

Yes. I thought I did all 3

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REEEEEEEEEEE
WHY DO THEY KEEP TRYING TO MAKE US NEETS KILL OURSELVES
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40630582

>>38438069
I like your Kuuposting, she's so cute. Keep it up lad

>>38437982
I fucking love these, it cheers me up to the extent of sarah and duck. goofy looking characters are great
>>38437953
the one that looked like a peperami? lewd

>>38438099
>That entire Lego Deathstar set, fully built.
Pshht, casual

>>38438128
>The government actually thinks people pay for porn in current year

Fucking hell this lot

>>38437982
the savior of /britfeel/

>>38438143
a pepperami is thin throughout, my penis is thickish up to the point where the head ends and the spare bit of skin at the end doesn't stretch making it look a bit like a deformed ant eater or something

>>38438150
Well I prefer to keep the set 6090 up there myself. How about you?

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>>38438128
Well I, for one, am all for this agenda.

Stop masturbating.

>>38438155
pornhub etc will have to comply too

>>38437982
How do you catch an eel, that must be hard work

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Hello everyone, and welcome to another edition of /britbrawl/. Tonight we have Football v Cricket.

Football is a game played with the feet, the rules of which developed through England's public schools and a meeting at Cambridge University.

Cricket is a game played with a bat. It developed from around the 1500s onward.

Here is the strawpoll: http://www.strawpoll.me/13460513

FIGHT!

>>38438128
>It allows a regulator to fine any business that refuses to comply

What. Can they really make a foreign company like Pornhub pay a fine?

>>38438165
EBINS PENIS HAS A TOP KNOT

>>38438177
Completed it mate

>>38438201
Cricket because I absolutely despise football culture

>>38438201

Cricket is less exciting, takes longer for a match, and is more complciated to follow

>>38438201
Why can't we vote for rugby, the gentleman's game.

>>38438201

cricket, i dont like it or understand the rules, but at least cricket fans arent 99% bellends like football fans

>>38438202
I imagine the site looks at the incoming request, sees it comes from the UK and serves up a page that requires the input of credit card data or whatever they decide to use.

If they don't do that, then I guess the UK gov will waste time and money fining a porn website.

>>38438225
enjoy your designated shitting stadium

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>>38438201
reminder only pakis will be voting for the so called sport called cricket

>>38438129
t-thanks lad.. now I'm embarrassed
>>38438201
Cricket because it's more a symbol of our better past and football is overrun with wogs

>>38438226
>cricket is less exciting
Are you memeing? A football match lasts 90 minutes and you'll be lucky if anyone actually scores a goal. Cricket you get excitement every time they hit the ball

>>38438203
Only if it's Welcome To The NHK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFgtC_H79m4

the feels are coming back

>>38438255
Fuck off racist, take your racist tranny boyfriend with you.

>>38438227
Rugby is a game played by cavemen welsh and unwashed irish. Cricket is the patrician choice

>>38438227
>the gentleman's game

where grown men throw punches at each other, stamp on each other, gouge each others eyes and fake blood injuries.

rugby being the clean respectable sport that football wishes it was is one of the worst sporting memes in this country.

also the whole 'drinking piss through the scrum halfs sock whilst he shags your wife' culture that surrounds that sport is cancer.

rugby fags at uni were the worst.

fuck rugby and any cunt that watches it.

>>38438255
>ebin thinks he has any right to be racist

You are worth less than a paki, that is how terrible you are, you genuinely bring whites down and would be better off dead.

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>>38438263
https://youtu.be/u_7z_WVcpdw

>>38438203
What anime you petty bender?

>>38438296
TURN IT DOWN YOU GODDAMNED OTAKU!

>>38438290
>drinking piss through the scrum halfs sock whilst he shags your wife
wow...wait...wait...hang on just....what?

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Would any of you lovely boys like to make a suicide pact with me?

>>38438290
OUR FUCKING GUY
>>38438201
I do love the format mate but can we have some better topics?

>>38438332
I thought we agreed to yesterday lad? how are we proceeding?
can I hug you to death?

>>38438331
i played rugby for 5 years and i never encountered this, guess ill always be an outsider

>>38438334
What topics would you like? I have been struggling to come up with ones that aren't just food. Difficult trying to find ones that everyone has an opinion on

>>38438332
I was thinking of blowing my life savings on every hedonistic pleasure under the sun and then ending it all, wanna join me?

>>38438363

ebin or tilde

>>38438274
>tranny
>boyfriend

Tilde is a girl you paki bigot

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>>38438363
I get that, you did well to avoid mentioning meme/ characters/ personalities here and adding to the circle jerk. maybe playing more on humour with neet/ board culture? idk, I know that doesn't specifically feel very /brit/

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>>38438379
There's only one girl here

>>38438363
Boipucci vs. real pussy
Holiday abroad vs. holiday in UK
Waging vs. bennies
Pakis vs. niggers
Summer vs. winter

>>38438379
Be quite ebin, you are already a big enough fool.

>you're going through a box of really old stuff
>you find some of those old cocaine based toothache drops
what do

>>38438296
>I'm still listening after 10 minutes of loop

Whats wrong with me

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pakis and wogs go down the bog

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Wash your car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQK13IAJi54

>>38438431
>what do
that cocaine belongs in a museum.

>>38438431
That is a brilliant question.

Probably just keep them as a display piece. I've rubbed coke on my gums before and it's nothing compared to snorting it.

Anyone else on bennies lads?

Lost my job 3 weeks ago and I've just started my claim. Are all the advisors so weird? And I have to look for 5 hours worth of jobs every day, is that even possible?

wheres lenlad? notable by his absence

Woah a FEMALE Dr Who bet that's caused some great online discussion.

>>38438477
It was shite when it was a man and it will be shite when its a woman, don't see the hubub myself.

>>38438477
Wait till tomorrow and you hear about this porn id thing the government wants to try.

>>38438474
Not shitting up the thread

>>38438363
>tea or coffee
>leave or remain
>curry or chinese
>2D or 3D
>grils or traps
>stormcloaks or imperials
>weed or drink
My ideas are shit I know

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>>38438332
Maybe. Why don't you explain the whole thing to me first? Gotta make sure its a worthwhile investment of my time and all.

>>38438370
Sure.

Which hedonistic pleasures?

>>38438363

Crumpets or potato cakes

>>38438477
I wouldn't have cared any other time in Doctor Who's history, but given the current state of the show and the BBC it just feels like SJW pandering. I think she'll do a fine job, but the writing for her will be absolute cancer.

>>38438520
More fitting than the lad a few posts above you.

>>38438549
What the fuck is a potato cake

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>>38438444
gate1 direction

>>38438263
>Feels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ei2izPLpHc

>>38438465
There isnt even 5 hours worth of new jobs being posted online every day....

>>38438477
Woahhhh bet the manchildren will sure be angry about this!
Their manchild show is being taken from them and handed to people who are not even interested in it

>>38438646
I know, its absolutel bollocks. On the weekend its the worst because what the fuck am I supposed to do then? Thankfully they haven't noticed that I've been fudging the numbers which makes me just wonder what the fucking point is in the first place.

>>38438646
A decent job application will take at least a few hours. You need to research the company, research the position, rewrite your cover letter, rewrite your CV, etc.

>>38438417
>>38438520
I'd like the topics to be about British culture, and they must not be political, lest the thread becomes uncomfy. It's tempting to just go for food like >>38438549 but I imagine that would become a bit tiresome doing it over and over again

>>38438684
>A decent job application will take at least a few hours
Not at all, it's 30 minutes tops research editing your template to the relevant info.

I agree writing CV and cover letter template is at least a day to do it right. But from then on..

Nick Drake truly was our /ourguy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yXTPO0GMIA

The tramp moves on to the end of the street
I listen to the echo of his hobnail feet
For some there's a future to find
But I think they're leaving me behind.

The world hurries on at its breakneck pace
People fly by in their lifelong race
For them there's a future to find
But I think they're leaving me behind.

The chances they come, but the chances have been lost
Success can be gained, but at too great a cost
For some there's a future to find
But I think they're leaving me behind.

The wind sweeps up and goes back to its tree
The rain flows by and moves on to the sea
For them there's a future to find
But I think they're leaving me behind.

>>38438723
>brawl
>Don't want it to be uncomfy

To be fair though mate, "pakis vs. niggers" isn't really political, is it? It's not like "racism vs. not being racist".

i'm never shaving my pubes again. its so fucking itchy

>>38438770

shampoo laddy, shampoo

>>38438756
'brawl' doesn't mean it's uncomfy, much like playfighting with your mates when you were younger was still fun

>>38438744
CV obviously uses a template. But cover letter? Should be written fresh for each job. Employers can spot a template and will filter it out immediately. Plus you think 30 minutes for both research and writing? That's very shallow research for someone who is unemployed.

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>>38438770
you just have to keep shaving so they never get long enough to be itchy

The great debate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb11KHPlStw&list=PL0vcsrxTSWniBVMKG5uqdxo_Pue-PXKBZ&index=9

I think it was on Unilad or something one time. There was a biscuit brawl, where everyone voted for the best biscuit and the worst ones were knocked out of the contest in a tournament style vote.

We should do that here. That would be just the right level of comfy and heated IMO

>>38438363
Big Brother vs Love Island

>>38438789
>Employers can spot a template
How can they I fucking wrote it? What on earth do you think a cover letter template is?

>>38438363
Rei vs Asuka

original wew

>>38438842
Because it's generic and obviously not written specifically for that position.

How about we do would you rathers here? Like: would you rather fuck Tilde or fuck Ebin? Maybe not making it about tripfags but still

>>38438866

smash or pass : tilde or ebin edition?

Its going to be in the high 20s temperature tomorrow lads. I dont know if I can survive this shit any longer, I'm sick of waking up sweaty every morning.

>>38438866
Tilde actually looks like a girl, so tilde

>>38438964
have you just not seen his pictures or something?

>>38438894
Shit thanks for the heads up lad, didn't even know. Just changed my outfit for work tomorrow to make it more heat friendly, so I don't boil to death like last time.

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Waiting to be picked up is so demeaning

>>38438866
Would you rather peel back Ebin's phimosis cock and suck off whatever horror is underneath, or tongue his mouldy arsehole?

>>38438865
Think you have a retarded idea of what a template is. It's not a mail merge mate...

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Got halfway through this book tonight. Wew, its got a lot of fucking caveman lewdness in it. Was not expecting that after the first book.

pepe peepee pepe poopoo

>>38439000
Anon I'm going to be sick after reading that

>>38438274
GET OUT MY COUNTRY REEEEEE

>>38438964
Post pics of Ebin and Tilde so we can all decide

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>>38439000
Ebin has a clean asshole, he makes sure

I want Ebin to do a livesteam of him peeling back his phimosis foreskin, and we'll all take bets on what it will be like underneath.

Soft and cheesy?

Hard, like limescale?

Black and putrid?

Tough and cheesy like a Quaver?

I want to know lads.

>>38439003
oh aye? what kind of caveman fugging we talking about here?

>>38439062
i'm voting hard like limescale

>>38439062
just layers of compressed smegma

I imagine it peels off like really thick glue

nu-/britfeel/ was a mistake

>>38439083
>>38439093
I think it will be soft, wet and flaky, like a soggy cornflake.

is this thread always centered around those two? baka lads...

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Lads fucking stop I'm going to be sick

Ebin do you ever pinch the tip of your foreskin when you pee and let it fill up like a balloon?

Starting to feel like the only reason I haven't jumped off the Humber is ky spite and anger towards normalfags. Can any of you relate or am I alone in a retarded little bubble?

>>38439143
yeah, the GP asked me if that happens when I went too. It cleans it doesn't it?

>>38439122
>tfw she will never puke on your pasta

>>38439143
I know I do

cofoorogooo

>>38439106
i think it will be like creme brulee.
once you break the hard outer crust there will be guey treasure to be found undernearh

>>38439143
Gonna do this next time i have a piss

>leave /britfeel/ for a week
>it's worse than ever

>>38439070
This is the really tame first time the blonde cavewoman and caveman fug. Previously she had been raised and boned by Neaderthals so I think she's into it.

>>38439191
it was brilliant last week. comfy thread after comfy thread. what a week

>>38439159
As much as you can clean something with piss, yes.

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>>38439174
like a marshmallow roasted on a campfire

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>>38439201
>>38439070
Forgot my caveman pron pic

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Found this photo of something retrieved from underneath Ebin's foreskin lads.

>>38439219
Don't tell lies, lad.

>>38439191
It was worse when I tripped desu. I did my part to help fix britfeel

>>38439222
the phimosis forums said It cleans out and prevents smeg, sort of like a piss washing machine swirling around

>>38439219
tell us how to make the thread comfier we must put in our spirit and energy together to make this a comfy thread!

>>38439201
i read a comic once where a neanderthal pounded a human's boipucci

>>38439246
I don't understand what people mean when they want a "comfy" thread. Someone be a bit more descriptive.

>>38439236
i wonder if ebin is behind 'cum nuggets'?

>>38439239
i knew you'd prob see through the thinly veiled lie, but i had to give it a go
some of it was alright though.

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I reckon ebin keeps his foreskin sack as a storage device. if he were to run the Mexican border he could definitely a couple bags of coke up there, plus another up his desusan. it just makes sense, how else could he possibly fund his extravagant lifestyle?

>>38439267
More ebin and tilde posts less len and saku posts

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Afternoon gents.

You seen the new Doctor? The state of that. I've no particular care for the Doctor's gender, especially given that my interest in the series has been steadily ablated under the good Mr Moffat, but I still watch from time to time, and I'm almost certain that I'll find myself hating it.

Doctor Who has gone down the extremely preachy route of late, and I'm almost certain this trend will continue.

Post waifus.

>>38439248
It probably happened. I'd believe it. Would our ancestors even be able to fight off a Neanderthal hell bent on some pounding?

>>38439267
No tripfaggotry, no stupid arguments, just comfy, relatively friendly discussion

>>38439294
Ebin and Tilde - both 9/10s with interesting personalities and correct right wing political views
the others - obese neckbeard lefties who are all clones of eachother

Wonder if that Sunday Sport journo is reading this....

>>38439294
Less of any of that shit, I dont want try hard celebrity wannabes in a comfy thread. Stop giving these tits a platform.

>>38439298
It's a children's show mate. It's made for kids.

They used a woman to put a smile on little girl's faces. The idea that grown men are complaining about this and trying to politicise it are pathetic.

>>38439361
I gave up my trip lad, its not my fault anymore

>>38439373
I've seen more women and normies politicising it than the initial complainers

>>38439356
He might be. What would you say if he was?

>>38439246
let's talk about why boobies are great.
i like them because they bounce

>>38439396
I like arses better

Wanna fucking go cunt

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>>38439396
boobies stopped turning me on a long time ago desu...

>>38439421
THIS ISNT COMFY

>>38439373
fuck off cuck

Sargon was right you idiots that just roll over will be our downfall, not the feminists pushing this shit

>>38439391
"wanna fight ya fucking faggot"

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>>38439391

id tell him to write an article about /nightwalk/, the guardian did one a while ago, it was ok but a bit too romanticised for my liking

Watching channel 4 right now. There is a blindfolded woman grabbing dicks and guessing their race. This is not how it was supposed to be.

>>38439376
The damage has already been done. Don't even pretend you've not had a hand in shitting up the thread beyond repair.

>>38439432
What is nightwalk lad?

>>38439373
Children's show? I think that'd go a little far. The 9th and 10th doctors both brought an element of drama otherwise unseen in new-who.

Don't think I'm taking it upon myself to politicize this. The producers have done that for me. I sporadically watched the previous series, and frequently found myself cringing at the nigh on constant references to the companions minority status triple-threat, of being gay, black, and female.

I'm certain it'll happen again now the doctor's a woman. It just doesn't make for good TV.

>>38439373
yeah just what we need for white birthrates, more women being convinced they should become busy busy leaders instead of raising a family

>>38439432
The editor would never approve it. Stories in the Sport have to be either satirizing the news or based somehow on popular culture, and have to be funny. Walking around at night is a nice activity but it's none of the above.

>>38439451
I don't know, the thread has never been this fast and active. I think in a couple of months when everyone forgets about this we'll be alright

>>38439457
It's always been a children's show.

Why is having a black, gay or female character political? Blacks, gays and females exist, don't they?

>>38439459
What are you doing about white birth rates? I'm guessing you probably aren't shagging anyone?

>>38439459
The human race needs to die out anyway. I hope it happens soon.

>>38439452

clue is in the name, laddy, would someone give this anon a general rundown of /nightwalk/ i would but im off out now...youll never guess where..

>>38439470
You said that last month.

why was sauron so much more powerful than gandalf?

>>38439495
These lads are all about white birth rates until Chad is shagging their oneitis.

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>>38439519
"they" launched a hate campaign against me, I believe I and the thread have triumphed

>>38439495
>Why is having a black, gay or female character political? Blacks, gays and females exist, don't they?

Perhaps you're baiting, but I've made this clear in both my first and second post, but in the event that you're not stringing me along, I'll say it again; The act of having a gay, female, or black character isn't inherently political, obviously, the producers, however, wish to make a political statement, and use the gay/black/female character as a mouthpiece to bitch about current political events, and generally just grandstand.

It's poor form, but moreover, it's unnecessary, and to the detriment of the show.

>>38439534
He was trained by Morgoth and was the best of the Mair before he turned bad.

>>38439470
what happened lad? I've been out of the loop
>>38439495
lad I'm one person, is it hypocritical to not want more people to not have kids either?
>>38439500
>human race
that's some white guilt shit if I've ever seen it

>>38439561
I don't watch it mate (we don't have kids yet so it isn't on TV in my house) so I'm not baiting. Genuinely interested. Can you give me an example of this bitching about current political events you've seen when you're watching it with your kids?

anyone in hastings here

>Found love for the first time in my life
>They cut it off after five months

I wanna kill myself

>>38439603
I'm in St. Leonards, so very close.

>>38439603
Used to live in Eastbourne many years ago laddo. Hastings is a shit hole.

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>>38439544
Yes, this thread has really triumphed. I particularly enjoy that every thread is now shitflinging over people that others are sad enough to orbit. I really like the forced drama in this thread. And I absolutely could not live without zany characters and their interactions both in and out of this thread, especially when they're being cheeky cunts about it.
I hope you're happy.

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>>38439603
lmao hastings direct

>>38439602
Not that guy but here's an example of some of the shit they try to forcefeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLJginDfA7U

>>38439603
Went to Hastings as a lad. Pontins kids club left me and my little sister in a field and my mum went ballistic. Good times.

I used to hate raisins but now I can't get enough
currently eating from a 3kg bag with a spoon

>>38439628
are there any comfy viewpoints to just sit and drink at night lad

>>38439563
but like a whole team of gods sent gandalf to middle earth, twice, couldn't they have powered him more or something

>>38439644
There were black people in regency times though. Plus Jesus is likely to have had very dark skin, considering where he was from. Not sure what your point is?

Just want to buy a house in the middle of nowhere and stop being a wagie. Why is it so hard?

I wish I could just be a useless piece of shit all day.

>>38439667
Watch out lad you'll end up with the wild shites

>>38439602
>my kids

You're not being as subtle as you think.

I don't have kids, never implied I did. I like watching Doctor Who because it's nostalgic, so you can drop that angle.

>Can you give me an example of this bitching about current political events

The one episode where there are Redcoats on Mars, and they spend most of the episode complaining about colonialism. And the time where the companion gets pissy at the Sargent because he (a Victorian soldier) finds the concept of female soldiers laughable.

That's probably not the strongest point I could bring up, but it's the one I grabbed off the top of my head.

But it's pretty clear to me you have *some* horse in this race, or otherwise you wouldn't be trying to take digs at me, so you can either take it or leave it from here lad.

>>38438202
>What. Can they really make a foreign company like Pornhub pay a fine?

No, it's retarded posturing. It's like how they frequently threaten Google and co. to pay their taxes but can't do shit about it.

I fancy grilled chicken and fries from Leon desu.

>>38439698
nah it's cool, my enema kit came today

>>38439684
Why didnt they go themselves the lazy gits?

>>38439697
Is it possible to build a rudimentary house in the woods but with electricity and internet on a wageslave income?


I just want a nice comfy place for me and my dog to live life without interuption.

>>38439707
>And the time where the companion gets pissy at the Sargent because he (a Victorian soldier) finds the concept of female soldiers laughable.

Seems like reasonable characterisation for a TV show about time travel. A Victorian soldier would find the concept of female soldiers laughable, and most modern women would get pissy about that.

My ebay selling has started to feel like a job lads. Having to put packages together and queue at the post office is stressful and I dont even know what I'm suposed to spend all this money on anyway

>>38439740
Don't think your gonna find much of a wageslave wage in the middle of the woods. Could buy one of those mini homes but they seem proper shite.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Doxxanon here, Last night some anon posted this
>>38414082

and I said I was on the train but would have a look when I got home, had a quick look and couldn't find anything, I've been too tired all day to put a lot of effort into it. Anyway earlier this evening some anon posted himself in a carpark >>38438994. Being the insatiable autist that I am, I just couldn't help myself but have a crack at it.

Not only did I find it

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/dwell/@53.7623997,-2.7358111,88a,35y,90h,39.59t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x487b6d90c45f42f5:0xc560bced313a1b07!8m2!3d53.7621569!4d-2.7329609

but I also found last night's one across the street by chance. I'm assuming it's the same guy

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.7616761,-2.7347902,3a,34.3y,190h,89.44t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sR_fd29M6cvAZTXqFYTij9w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>38439792
Get into dropshipping lad, get a logistics company to do the shipping for you. Or better yet, just hire someone to do it.

>>38439792
What are you selling?
Amount of effort required never seems worth the pennies for me.

>>38439830
Oof, he obviously works in that homeware shop. He'll be shitting it.

>>38439783
Most modern women who have experience with time travel would excuse it. And as I said, it's not even the strongest argument.

If you want, you can just google it. I'm sure it wouldn't be too difficult to find. But if you think about all these little excusable plot points all exist in the same show, a narrative, and an agenda becomes visible.

If you don't believe the producers are pushing a narrative after that, you're either giving them some serious benefit of doubt, or the narrative is close enough to your world view that you don't realize you're being given a political agenda.

>>38439830
absolutely based, how can we stop him?

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>>38439850
>What are you selling?
Old video games, graphic novels, random stuff I've collected over the years. It's actually be far more profitable than I would have imagined

>>38439889
What agenda do you think they are trying to promote?

Where can I get a decent fan from for under 20 quid lads? My computer room is one step away from turning into a forest fire with this heat.

>>38439912
Don't worry lad, you'll be done soon when you run out of things to sell. Might as well just push through.

>>38439914
One that promotes excessive sensitivity towards race, gender, and sexuality related issues, and seeks to, rather backwardly, isolate different groups, placing some on pedestals whilst persecuting others for imagined and invented crimes.

In two words: Social "Justice".

>>38439900

It get's even better, he must be the same morrisons anon who posted a pic of the staff room

>post a pic inside a building of a staff room
>exact location pinpointed

>>38439968
Sorry lad I'm not seeing that at all from the examples you listed. I'm just seeing historical accuracy and character accuracy.

Sounds like you're letting a children's TV show give you a persecution complex. Would you say that you have a full, interesting, satisfying and happy life?

>>38439924
Home Bargains sell them for like 5 quid, mate.

Also why the fuck the pound sign not allowed?

>>38439624
If you found love once, you can find it again

Give us some details, lad

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quite genuinely scared of doxx anon tbqh, hope that I'm not being memed

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>>38439830
how do you do it though? do you have an exact method or rundown for locating something like that?

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>>38439830
good job lad, took your time but you got me

>>38440015
>Sorry lad I'm not seeing that at all from the examples you listed. I'm just seeing historical accuracy and character accuracy.

Right oh. Would you say it was the latter then?

>>38440020
tell me lad, do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?

>>38439740
The woods are all private property

Doing so would be trespassing

>>38439624
You'll meet someone better. Everyone in this situation always does. I pined like fuck for my first GF who dumped me but met someone miles better down the line.

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Leaked picture of the waifuposter meet up

From left to right
Azulad, len, nymph, mayurianon, sakulad, meguminlad and junlad

>>38439968
Is it really that surprising that the TV channels which sends lads over your house if you don't pay for a license has some sort of agenda?

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Is 8.5 per hour a decent job, lads? I feel like a slave.

>>38439105


yanks complaining again lads haha

>>38440059
>jun not the fattest one

You failed

>>38440043
Would I say that a victorian soldier thinking the idea of a female soldier is laughable is accurate characterisation? Yeah of course. I already said that.

It's a TV show about time travel. They are obviously going to use the contrast in different values to create conflict. Writing fiction is all about conflict.

>>38439830
shipanon, what do you think of tildeanon?

>>38440071
Depends on the job but thats decent enough. Better than minimum wage that I've been stuck on for ages.

>>38439978

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.7616597,-2.7354367,3a,15y,330.07h,91.67t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1ss7otUxaIq549qDIso6c0Eg!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3Ds7otUxaIq549qDIso6c0Eg%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D117.02395%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656

matches up with

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38240490/#38254846

>>38440071
Depends on where you live and your occupation.

Give us some details.

>>38440065
I would hope that that'd be the very reason WHY they should avoid having an agenda. Though that'd be in a perfect world. In reality the BBC is highly political.

>>38440082
>If you don't believe the producers are pushing a narrative after that, you're either giving them some serious benefit of doubt, or the narrative is close enough to your world view that you don't realize you're being given a political agenda.

>>38440108
I can throw out the free cereal bars and teabags if you'll be there to catch them

>>38440119
Like I said mate, sounds like you have a persecution complex about a kids TV show. Is everything OK in your life?

>>38440059
do you have the leaked pictures from what happened in the toilet afterward?

>>38440020
It's a whole bunch of literal gay shit but alright

>Had bi-curious tendencies for a while now
>End up falling in love with a dude
>Everything online is fine and lovey dovey
>We meet up a few times, it's expectedly awkward but everything seemed to be okay
>He calls it off a few days after our last meet over messages

Honestly wish I could go back in time and just not bother with it. Whoever said it's better to love and lost etc. is a fucking liar, this is the worst.

>>38440157
alright saku, shame it didn't work out

>>38440038
There are loads of different methods, you usually just have to play it by ear with whatever clues are available,

the numberplates were a massive giveaway for this particular one

>>38440157
Probably for the best.
Don't want to upset God and all that.

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DESU LADS DESU DESU DESU

>>38440110
>>38440107
I am setting up a system for production planning on a factory in Yorkshire. The think that kills me is that I got an offer from a fintech company with office 2 min form Big Ben to write in C++ for them, but I wont be avle to save money in London, and it is really important for me now.

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>>38439900

It simply isn't possible anon

>>38440157
Len did the same to me mate.

>>38440157
it can get worse lad, trust me, whatever you do do not seek out another person, try to get over your feelings and get through all the pain youre going through now, rebounding into another relationship ends in a FUCK load of trouble and causes you more pain and suffering on top of what you feel now, i say this as a word of warning to you, ride out your current pain

how much truth is there to the manlet meme? both my manlet and tall friends are in relationships. i notice a lot of girls online saying they ideally want a tall guy but most manlets i know dont seem to have trouble

Im so bored I've been watching Big Brother. Why cant I find a nice hobby instead of indulging in this shit.

>>38440210
Its not the worst if this is your first proper job. I live in London and it's fucking hell, don't rush your way here until you got the experience to stay afloat.

>>38440157
obviously he realised he wasn't really bent. guess he couldn't handle the smell of a man's cock and anus up close

>>38440065
A reminder that unless you use your TV or PC for live broadcasts you do not need a TV license. They will try to bully you by door knocking and demanding entry but you can literally just tell them to fuck off.

Best one I ever had was a faggot who brought a warrant for entry signed by the fucking chief of police, those things have to be signed by a judge to be valid. Literally trying to break the law to get into my house.

>>38440246
This is the great thing about being ugly. I've never managed to rebound into another relationship because I'm simply not attractive enough to get another person right away. Possibly the only upside.

>>38440268
Depends what you mean by manlet.

>>38440268
Face is everything.
Original

>>38440059
Nymph is a scientist, he's very smart

>>38440268
In a perfect world we'd all be dating 10/10 swedish models, but that's not how the world works. Don't let it affect you because it doesnt really matter.

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>friend asks if I want to call him later
>say sure
>ask if I can call
>says he's too tired
>forty later he goes to bed
Who was in the wrong here?

>>38440268
manlets do often tend to be sad, bitter, angry little men

>>38440268
Women are useless when it comes to height.
The manlet meme seems to be more of an American thing anyway.

>>38440268
manlet is a state of mind lad

Fellow NEETs.

I just got placed back into the ESA Support Group and now I want to claim PIP.

What would be the best way to approach this? I have done this mock online test and it says I qualify for the high rate but I don't trust it 100%.

Is PIP easy to get into when you're in the support group?

>>38439830
Ah, the mighty Ribble. Would recognise it anywhere

>>38440305
No one, he was just too tired to keep a convo going. Try again another time.

>>38440131
I wish I was close enough to collect the tea

>>38440104
Bit of an attention whoring faggot at times, but not that bad, and I think obsessing over him (and ebin) is far more disruptive than their posts in themselves.

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>>38440072
>it's literally just them talking about smegma and shit.
can't stop laughing lads....

>>38439159
How far does it stretch when you do that? How big is the balloon?

>>38440280
Whats so bad in london?

>>38440356
You should be the moderator of this thread mate.

>>38440346
You're probably right, lad. I should get ready for bed too.

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>tfw you're late in discovering the greatest Youtuber in existence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_VYo0GE5DU

Would be comfy to have a nice shed in the garden wired up with electric and a small heater for the winter.

>>38440385
dad did that and refurbished model trains to sell on ebab

>>38440374
not too big, it starts hurting desu

>>38440381
Thats not Kays Good Cooking

>>38440425
>Kays Good Cooking
REEEE NORMIE SHIT

>>38440409
That's the life tbqh. Probably not trains for me but some other small hobby.

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Fellow NEETs.

I just got placed back into the ESA Support Group and now I want to claim PIP.

What would be the best way to approach this? I have done this mock online test and it says I qualify for the high rate but I don't trust it 100%.

Is PIP easy to get into when you're in the support group?

Please respond.

>>38440268
Women prefer their men taller. Ideally tall enough so they can wear heels without being as tall as their partner.

As long as you are not a proper manlet you'll be ok.

>>38440290
>Depends what you mean by manlet.

like 5 ft 8 or below.

>>38440291
i agree. seems to be what most women care about at the end of the day.

>>38440311
on 4chan they are because they usually fall for the memes but in real life they seem to be fine.

>>38440312
>Women are useless when it comes to height.

a lot of lads lie. i have mates who are 5 ft 10 and they go around saying they are 6 ft. does seem to be more of a yank thing though.

women can be stupid though, they often assume someone is automatically really weak and cant fight if they are small, even if they have done mma for years.

How powerful is doxxanon, really? Can he be beaten?

>>38440425
>>38440381
I think you'll find the best YTer is JobbytheHong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNPjkWx_G3c

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>>38440381
>tfw you'll never discover RLM for the first time again
Are there any other channels that have some semblance of a budget?

>>38440434
>How do you do, Fellow kids? origigig

>>38440444
if he can tell who I am from this post it's over lads

>>38440442
That's the point. Add a inch or two on and the woman usually won't know any better as long as you aren't actually the same height as her.

>>38440444
He can't find me.

>>38440385
>Would be comfy to have a cuck shed

>>38440434
You have to go to a face to face interview with someone and they assess you. Most people get rejected but 99% of people who appeal this get approved afterwards.

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>>38440469
Go with the classics

>>38440442
5'8 isn't going to make much difference. I'd say when you get to 5'6 you might have trouble. But the problem with most manlets is they have a stupid personality where they are always overcompensating. That will fuck you over no matter how tall you are.

The ones you know IRL don't have this personality issue but you also said they have GFs, which proves my point.

>>38440469
>discover RLM
only got into this about 2 months ago and already wish they made more

not really a yt person desu

>>38440469
YMS if you don't mind gay furries.

>>38440509
>But the problem with most manlets is they have a stupid personality where they are always overcompensating
Nothing looks more retarded than a buff manlet, they look like those little body builder kids.

if you're a manlet you're better off being a skelly

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>>38440381
This is a weeb too far

>>38440444

Nice trips, good question anon

>Britfeelers bow to doxxanon
>In contact with the KGB
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Controls GCHQ with an iron but fair fist
>Owns google street view cars & CCTV cameras globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first CCTV cameras on Mars (Doxxgrad will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of CCTV cameras on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Doxxanon babies
>Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a man who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of surveilance and unprecedented technological progress with him
>He owns CCTV monitoring stations around the world
>You likely have GPS trackers inside you right now
>Doxxanon is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to GCHQ. Who do you think set up the meeting between the NSA & GCHQ high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the NSA leader's first trip to Cheltenham in history literally a few days later to the Doxx bunker in Wilkes land?
>He learned fluent Mandarin in under a week
>Nation states entrust their national intelligence with him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Doxx
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.

>>38440494

Do you have to have someone go with you? Other than family? I have a therapist but I don't she would be comfortable with this.

>>38440509
yeah, i agree. i dont think height matters much unless a guy is about 5'5. i do think tall guys are probably objectively more attractive but it does not make much of a difference

>>38440157
When you say bi-curious, do you mean like trap stuff, or actual gay stuff?

How was the sex lad? Did you have any trouble performing? Don't have to go too into depth, I'm just trying to work out your "bicuriousity" here

Do you still think you're just "curious" or have you come to terms with your biness?

If you have these feelings after being broken up with, I guess it's fair to say you're truly bi afterall, and not kjust curious/prison gay

>>38440381
Finally a non-cancerous camgirl

>>38440536
Yeah or just normal weight and just act normal. I'd say most of them (the ones who are short but not freakishly so) could make it if they just did that.
>>38440575
Yeah it's the same as tits. I like a nice pair, obviously, but I'm not going to go "nah" if she's a A-cup and fine otherwise.

>>38440568
I dont think you have to but they do recommend it.

>>38440536
>Nothing looks more retarded than a buff manlet,

how buff are you talking though and how small? i know lads that are 5 ft 8 and buff and they look fine.

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tfw a rostie thinks I care about her, but I just want her to be happy so she's not horrible to her bf like she is to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q03wKNZM8i0

RIGHT LADS!

Give this video a quick watch. It's not some shitty music but something you all will enjoy.

>>38440375
Commutes, shoddy flats, every weekend event is a scam, workplaces tend to be quiet as fuck where no one talks. The air is polluted with all sorts of shit, the underground is worse. Everyone you work with went to private school or is from abroad. Pubs are overcrowded.

The only upside is that skilled jobs get 2 to 3 times the pay and there is a new position everyday and the women are fitter on average.

>>38440610
I mean the ones who try too hard. You know massive guns on a child sized body

>>38440609

How do I get a support worker?

Lots of people on ESA seem to have one but I've never been offered one before.

Yo I have literal diagnosed by a doctor clinical depression. How can I use this to get bux from the government?

>>38440623
>workplaces tend to be quiet as fuck where no one talks.

That's your career mate, that's not London.

Agree with the rest of your points though.

>>38440625
They are usually stedheads. Only God like genetics can make someone that big. And yes they are trying too hard

>>38440623
>Go down to London for three days for MCM
>Sneeze into a tissue
>My snot is black

You niggers are breathing in some shit, I tell you hwat.

>>38440667
I think you have to ask at the job centre or wherever you go/ring up for your benefits. Also maybe the CAB can help you, I know they do a lot round where I live for things like that.

LADS

how do I walk to the shop to get some ice cream but make it home before it melts?

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Doing the washing up for the first time in probably over a month
who here /tryingtheirbesttobeagoodboy/?

>>38440157
What was the reason for "calling it off"?

And "expectedly awkward" how? Sorry if this is personal, I'm a bit of a faggot when it comes to this sort of thing.

>>38439636
Is that pic a reference to Plato?

>>38440746
I fucking hate doing the dishes, I'd much rather hoover up or brush. Very satisfying.

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>>38440780
>I fucking hate doing the dishes

>>38440699
same happened to me anonl. Its so polluted down there

>>38440738
How far is the shop and what brand is the ice cream?

>>38440738
May sure you touch the tub as little as possible, or buy a bag of ice with it

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Would anyone else be in favour of putting a link to the previous thread in the OP as standard?

>>38440813
1.84km
oppo, mint choc chip

>>38440290
Can't be that ugly if you had a bf for 5 months. Gays are notoriously picky.

>>38440680
Go to doctors, get sick notes, hand them into DWP, claim ESA because your depression is affecting your ability to find work

>>38440852
What is ESA?

>>38439740
You've got to own the land to put a property on it lad. My neighbour over the fields has got an off grid house in the woods, he doesn't even get mail. It's probably possible to do on a wagie's income. Are you the anon who wanted to live on a farm a couple of nights ago?

>>38440852
>Gays are notoriously picky.

I think this is the exact opposite

>>38440869
disabiIity buxxx

>>38440699
Yep. I thought it was a joke until I moved here. It boggles my mind why people spend so much on housing here when the water and air is total shit.

>>38440686
Don't know about that I've had 5 jobs in my career.

Cardiff and Guildford were quite chatty and everyone felt on the same page but the two jobs I've had in London I've gone days without saying a single word.

>>38440768
Yes, it is Plato's Allegory of the Cave

>>38440731

CAB?

Thanks for responding by the way. I need all the help I can get.

>>38440833
we used to to it I recall

>>38440843
Should probably be fine if you walk at a decent speed, although if you want to improve your chances go for a brand with a higher fat content like Haagen Daaz or Ben and Jerry's. They are fine out of the freezer for up to an hour, even in summer.

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I don't know why you cucks like China so much, Xi doesn't even let you look at porn lmao

>>38440910
if I have to eat a whole tub of melted ice cream it's no big deal
I shall persevere

>Hate job
>Look for new jobs
>Social care
>McDonalds staff
>Manager's position at local shop
>Repeat

The joys of living in rural England.

>>38440895
Citizens Advice Bureau, they usually have a few centres in each town that you can make an appointment with and they sort out all sorts for you. They can even help you fill in the PIP form properly if you need help with it. They're really good and its all free.

>>38440878
"Disability"

Normies don't see social anxiety or depression a disability

>>38440973
Who cares? It only matters what the government sees

Depression is a legitimate condition for disability bux. It's better if you have agoraphobia and panic attacks though