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i hope you like my new drawing lads, pepe is a spaceman exploring the universe
his problems dont seem so big from all the way up there

>>38429457
You're a few months out there lad.

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>>38429520
Time, time, time, see what's become of me

when they say you need a "bank statement" for proof of address a letter from your bank will suffice right?

No bank issues statements anymore.

waking up at 12 in my clothed again
feel my head explode from a night of gin
another night out late
I don't wanna drink don't wanna be a clown
gotta get my feet back on the ground
before it pulls me in
how come it ended up like this
WHOS GONNA CATCH ME WHEN IM
GOING DOWN
TO
HIT
THE
GROUND
AGAIN

>>38429490
You make good posts, anon.

>>38429547
I think if you ask nicely they'll send you one

>ITT - we pretend it's April
Oh look nothing has changed.

>>38429565
I need one today, think they can print one for me if I go in?

>>38429547
My bank sends me a statement every month

>>38429613
I don't know about that, but it's definitely worth a shot

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>>38429490
drawfriend is best poster. the goofy smile on pepe always makes me smile

>>38429561
>Feeder
great underrated band

>>38429613
I would say so, my bank can print one off at the customer enquiry desk.

>>38429613
I've gone in and got one before but they didn't really want to do it. They only did it when I told them there will probably only be like 5 transactions in the last year

>>38429547
You can use the online statements they give you lad

>>38429645
not him but i sing insomnia to myself when getting drunk. mainly the drinking myself to sleep bit.

I wonder how much it actually hurts to jump through one of those wwf style breakable tables in the ring.

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Back from the shop lads. They were selling hair removal cream for 50p in a sale so got some of that. Also some Pepsi max cherry, think I prefer it to coke zero desu

Going to play Tekken 7 for a bit because the lad I play from here is really good and I feel bad that I'm not a challenge for him

What are you boys up to this afternoon then?

>>38429719
at slavery for 2 more hours then gonna be home defending my global ranking on micromachines.
needed to go shopping but got my mum to do it for me, so i can concentrate on muh vidya ;)
hope you enjoy tekken lad

>>38429719
Working from 1-9, just fuck my day up

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>>38429719
Don't feel bad Tilde, it was still fun playing with you, hope you enjoyed the chocolates and flowers~

Anyone going to Carfest? Family dragging me along. I don't like cars, don't drink and don't like music. Not only that, I'll have to get someone to cover for me meaning that I'll have to do an extra shift the following week. In all an absolute loss.

>>38429785
tell them you couldn't get anyone to cover your shift so can't go

Just accepted University of York as my firm choice, any other autists confirmed 'Yorkheads' yet? (kill me)

>>38429795
Used to go there, it's a nice city

>>38429793
Excellent suggestion. I'll bide my time then, and 'oops, forgot to ask looks like I left it too late'

Got kicked out of the pub yesterday because my m8 took a pack of cider in his bag and kept refilling his drink under the table. He's always doing shit like this and it's very embarrassing. We got kicked out of the odeon a few months back for the same reason, think he might have a drinking problem.

uh oh, facebook brigade are out at the smoking area. sharing shitty jokes this time not shitty videos.
heard 1 good 1, about 20 shit 1s.
now it's talk about the weekend at their caravans, cheeky bastards just said i need to get a life because i told them i spent all weekend on my computer.

>>38429837
Why doesn't he just pay for drinks in the pub? He can still be an alcoholic and not get kicked out, then drink the shit he wants outside of the pub.

>>38429878
Check out this millionaire lads, voted Tory no doubt

>>38429756
Hope it goes quick for you Anon. And your mummy sounds really nice desu. Thought about getting micromachines since it's fairly cheap

>>38429763
What's your job lad? Eight hour shifts are awful but hopefully it goes fast. I always count down the hours and work out what percentage of the shift I've done to motivate me

>>38429765
Y-yeah, you won't be so lucky next time haha

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Should I fap at work today

Should I get a coffee at lunch time

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Anyone got some other comfy movies? Headphones have fucked themselves and I'm waiting for them to get fixed.

>>38429878
Pretty sure he just likes feeling as though he's beating the system. It's always his suggestion to go to the pub as well, I'd rather stay home and drink so I can play games as well.

>>38429996
Who not both? I mean, doing both it equally amazing.

>>38430020
Because I already bought a cappuccino before work

Not had a walk though mind

>>38429961
it's been dragging a bit, but my fault for still being drunk from last night when i started my shift.
you getting it for ps. got mine on steam, sacked console of now, just use it for minecraft n youtube when i'm falling asleep.

>>38430042
Then beat your meat in the toilet.

Any lads got the new Final Fantasy 12 remaster on PS4?
Quite enjoying it myself. Thinking more RPGs should have a fast forward button and a gambit system.

>>38429717
Speaking from experience, it's not really bad at all.

>>38430135
You ever fought Sexy Kev?

Cereal-anon here

Eating some Coco-Pops for breakfast (well I woke up at 12 so it's more of a lunch)

need to make a phone call but I can't bring myself to do it

>>38430149
I wish. Working on it though lad, watch this space. You'll be waiting a while mind, I've only just got clean

>>38430198
A true /britfeel/ rivalry is starting.

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A conversation that actually happened, my friend and I, while a little drunk but not beyond 4 units:
>Friend: Anon, I know this isn't the real you.
>Me: What do you mean?
>F: I can tell, your whole personality isn't on show here, only a part of it. Like, it's seems as though you're hiding something.
>M: What do you think is missing?
>F: I bet nobody knows, not even your parents. Probably only a spouse will get to understand it more.
The conversation moved on to something else at this point iirc

The worst part is, I was never actively hiding anything... So either he is making it up (which is untrue because no purpose and we were away from other people), or I am actually missing something. W-what is it? How can I hide something I don't know exists?

>>38429520
It shows how much better /britfeel/ in April was than in July.

>>38430271
Admit it lad, You want to do the trendy thing here and take female hormones.
Think of how popular it will make you here.

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Wanted some mircowave meals from iceland since kitchen is being redone

Don't want the shame of my email being register to them, I guess i'll stick to going co-op

>>38430322
Use a throwaway email you stupid batty. I have a second email for this very purpose, it's bloody helpful.

>>38430322
>>38430426
classic "microwave meal batty shaming" banter

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>>38430426
I'll get pleb leafets sent to my house and says you have to give them your phone number

>>38429878
lol

top lad but how do they catch him

pick up your shoes, take out the trash
or you won't get no spending cash

Anyone watching the cricket?

>>38430474
do I look like a queer to you?

>>38430462
it would be pretty easy
>guy getting increasingly more hammered
>hasn't had anything past 1 drink he ordered
also he was probably making it obvious pouring shit in his glass under the table, that or you'd notice the glass magically being refilled, there's a ton of stuff

>>38430486
Dunno mate can't really see you sos

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>no office job so can't sit on my arse in an air conditioned room doing fuckall while still having a paying "career"
>stuck in a blue collar life where I need to keep moving in a sweaty warehouse
Life isnt so grand lads

lads i weigh 245lb at 6'3 how disgusting is that

>>38430496
look for a different job

something like data entry, you could always lie and say you have IT work experience and learn some stuff offhand

>>38430486
I don't think gays have any interest in Cricket.

>>38430543
not as disgusting as 22st @6'1

>>38430544
Thats what i've been trying to pull but no luck, job recruiters are stingey fuckers and wont even reply back 95% the time

I only got this one from a relative whos management

How does one browse 4chan in moderation? I try to quit altogether but I always end up coming back and when I do it's back to being here 24/7

>>38430611
just cut down
how many active threads are you lurking right now?

>>38430658
Just this one because I've only just woke up. Literally the first thing I did was reach for my phone and come to /britfeel/

Wanted a can of coke so just bought one lads. Was it cucked into buying it. Was is schklomo taking my coin

>>38430736
>Was it cucked into buying it. Was is schklomo taking my coin
What?

>>38430746
What part was hard to understand and I will try and explain the part you found hard to get

210lbs at 6'2 and my hips are looking supremely thicc gotta lose weight before uni lads

>>38430783
Probably still make a better looking woman than someone on /britfeel/

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>>38430854
Please delete this lad!

>>38430746
Glad you said that; I don't know wtf he means either.

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Why the fuck is customer service so bad in villages?

>Only things to accomplish today: Get hair cut, register for dentist, buy fish food
>Go to one of only 2 barbers
>Line is out the door
>1 person cutting hair
>Fuck this I'll go to the dentist first
>Go to dentist
>Closed for lunch
Fuck I'll go to the second barber
>Closed for lunch
>Pet shop
>Closed for lunch
>Go back to first barber
>Still in the exact same position despite 30 minutes passing, one person cutting hair
>Cycle back home having accomplished non of my goals

Like why the fuck do village people act this way? They don't seem to be in any rush to complete things in a timely manner?

Ever since I moved from the city I've found this infuriating, and 3 fucking shops being closed for lunch? In the city that's completely unheard of.

>>38430951
Why? It doesn't mention you.
Do you think it's about you? Are you admitting you look too manly to pass?

>>38431070
I-it was a joke lad.

I think I will pass but only time will tell really

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>>38429457
surprise surprise 9

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So lads, you got your credit cards ready to continue watching porn?

>>38431209

What if they consider 4chan a pornsite and we have to register to post on britfeel

>>38431209
so how does it work? do i have to give pornhub my national insurance number

>>38431209
I doubt this will actually work well at all but I will feel bad for kids who have to deal with it if it does. The thing is surely it would have to be based off IP address so as long as one person in the house has sent their shit everyone else can browse using it.

Gonna kms after this episode of Big bang theory, what you goys up to

>>38431340
id kill myself if i sat through a full episode of that too

>>38430162
Didn't know there was a cereal anon. What's the best cereal and why is it Krave?

>>38431379
Suicide pact if they make another season ?

>>38431289
Current idea seems to be you input your credit card to allow you to access it.
I don't see it working, but they also said they will ban sites that don't comply.

>>38431273
Goodbye NEETs of /britfeel/

>>38430162
Been eating cornflakes/shreddies for like the last 3 years but didn't have any in today so had to eat shredded wheat. It was shit.

>>38431392
I tried to eat a bowl of those with no milk when I was really hungover once. Wasn't good

>>38431439
>Goodbye NEETs of /britfeel/
Why would neets leave because of that?

>>38431057
If you want service like that move to a city. Higher density areas will have more shops with more staff so their lunch times are staggered. In a village it's probably just one person running the shop, they can't cut your hair/fix your teeth/sell you fish food with a sandwich in their hand, can they? They're taking a break for lunch, to save you complaining why don't you write down what time they close and do your shopping at a different time?

>>38431550
They have credit cards to register?

>>38431585
I'm NEET and have a credit card. You seem to not understand what a NEET is.

>>38431617
Sure it's not a debit?

Then again, the government isn't going to be able to enforce this idea without going full China.

>>38431585
I paid already. *smug*

>>38431649
>He paid to post on 4chan
Batty

>>38431635
China can barely enforce it anyway. When I went they all had black boxes which I'm pretty sure were just some sort of VPN that allowed even an idiot to get past it.

why are you not allowd to post the symbol for pound sterling on this board?

stupid fucking amerishart cunt rules

$

>>38430951
>>38431131
I'm looking forward t the tilde progression pics

>>38431326
it will only effect dumb people

any kid with half a brain will be able to bipass it with VPN's

>>38431703
Because it's not an ASCII character.

>admin job
>no experience required
>just a happy and positive personality!

why do normies have to ruin everything

>>38431745
Where is the job lad?

>>38431745
Then fucking apply what's the problem.

>>38431724
*affect

Hope the irony is not lost on you

Could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?

>>38431777
go fuck you're self cunt

fucking normies putting robots down

>>38431209
>Tories ban internet encryption
>people have to use credit card details to access porn

I think this will be repealed after encryptionless porn sites become the target of hackers. Either the credit card details of users will be stolen or hackers will leak the identities of the users of porn sites and their tastes in porn. I hope it's a Tory politician.

>>38431763
Yea I will I just know that they'll expect me to super happy and friendly in the interview. I can't really fake it well

>>38431756
It's just some local family owned business, sounds pretty comfy

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>>38431209
They all laughed when I said I had a JAV stash. Who's laughing now?

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>>38431209
>can't access porn without a credit card
>young teens won't be able to access porn
>they'll have to get their rocks off to underground porn sites that'll hold extreme/illegal content alongside ordinary porn
>generation of kids will have their sexual awakening to the most degenerate stuff on the internet
>a policy intended to protect the children is going to create a generation people with /d/ tier fetishes

fuck lads, there was this weather girl and she was quite the qt but then i notice she only has one hand

>>38431859
I wonder what JAV Todd likes.

>>38431864
Tories cause a rise in furries and paedophiles. All according to keikaku

>>38431881
Unironically this. When I was a kid all I could get a hold of was furry porn because mummy and daddy blocked those sites. Luckily I stopped jerking it to that long ago

>>38431864
>>38431881
>>38431904
this is the furries grand strategy

Remember when hot red blooded feeling you got when you first searched for boobs on google images?

I'm German, and since Feb I do not get any autism bux. I'm obviously shut-in and afraid to call them. What do I do? I'm quite hungry and tired of that feeling, too.

>>38431948
just keep ignoring your problems, im sure they will sort themselves out.

>>38431948
pretend to be a refugee and get free gfs/welfare

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Why are we as British people, just really uninformed about history?

I hardly learned anything in history class, and I even did GCSE history.

I know foreigners that study the magna carta, yet we've never heard of a single thing from their country.

>>38431941
vaguely. i never started watching porn frequently until i was 16 because before then i never had my own computer. my wanks when i first started watching porn frequently was better than any sex i have had since. i used to find it easy to find horny girls too, they seemed to be easier when i was 16.

>>38432009
Because we get shit like the Egyptians back in primary school as opposed to British history.

I'd have preferred some more recent history.

>>38432009
Maybe you should stop being such a fucking spazzo reliant on the state doing everything for you.

The internet is here, it has everything you could want for free.

history is fucking gay as fuck anyway

>>38432009
thats because we already know magna carta was meme, it was completely disregarded within in weeks

>>38432009
i mostly learned about world war 2 and Vietnam.

history was the only subject i liked and looked forward to in school

but yeah, i cant remember learning anything beyond what i have mentioned except a bit about the tudors and medeval england.

the education system in england generally seems shite compared to a lot of other western countries. yank education system seems shite too.

>>38432042
I know tons about history now, because of the internet.

I'm saying why did I spend 16 years in state education to learn more in the 5 years since leaving it?

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I ordered that pizza just to spite that one anon who didn't think it was a pizza.

>>38432103
>16 years in state education to learn more in the 5 years since leaving it?
ah yes we should teach the complexities of feudal law to 5 year olds

>>38432152
We should. Might improve things around here.

wish i paid attention more in school, then again it was hard to concentrate with ADD when pens were constantly being thrown around the room.

>>38432009
Had to lower educational standards because of the blacks, lad

>>38432182
>tfw wish i had classic boarding school education in latin and greek

>25 minutes until the lunch time pizza deal ends
fuuuuuck, need to make an executive decision quickly

>>38432182
my school was just a case of survival.

often they would use paperclips in elastic bands, when they hit you they would stick in your skin.

then one time they put drawing pin in their shirt sleeve and punched me and it made lots of little holes with blood coming out, then I had to get a tetanus.
and in woodwork class they would throw the hammers or push you in the bandsaw.

>>38432201
i did latin in highschool lad, difficile est

>Go for a walk anon, you'll feel better
okay.jpg
>sweaty
>sticky
>greasy hair
>flies stuck to my face
>spots on my chest and back flared up
>caught the sun on my face
>super fucking hungry
>feet hurt

exercise is a fucking meme

>>38432311
What type of test happens once?
You need a pool of 10+ walks to be able to judge it correctly.

>>38432381
if he repeats the same action why would he expect a different outcome?

>>38432381
this was number 6
10km today, double the usual distance

Just had another bowl of cereal haha, running out of milk as it's my 10th bowl in 2 days haha

Not feeling the effects of malnutrition yet, maybe I should only eat healthy cereals to make sure it never happens

Dont worry lads I'm still eating an apricot and yogurt every day too

>>38431392
Krave are OK but very expensive for a small 300g box.

>>38432416
Because that's the point of doing multiple attempts in a test. So you can gauge if the results are consistent, change each time or if there is any odd one out.

>>38432283
Heaven fucking forbid we have a large grammar school system though so we could have possibly escaped this shower of abusive shit

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>>38432283
>my school was just a case of survival.

same lad. thankfully i got left alone pretty much all the time except for some time periods. people just though of me as a quiet a sound mong. did sometimes get shit thrown at me by people in other years.

in year 9 the entire class picked on me for about half a year for no other reason than they got bored of picking on everyone else and they made up a nickname for me. i remember i had to sit through entire classes while they shouted this nickname at me. think it sent me a bit mad.


>then one time they put drawing pin in their shirt sleeve and punched me and it made lots of little holes with blood coming out

that sounds horrible lad. i learned by about year 8 that if you put your head down and dont open your mouth people will mostly leave you alone.

people used to find any opportunity to pick on you and if you made a tit of yourself they would bring it up for months on end.

i was mates with a few popular people because i knew them from primary school. think i would have got picked on more if i never knew them.

i think my high school experiences is why i sometimes have awful social skills in real life.

>Mum buys new type of food to try
>She doesn't like it
>I end up eating it because I hate wasting good
I swear, it's a conspiracy to make me fat again.

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Build large cities

>>38432497
how do i get his hair

Just been for a lie down in the garden. Took a book and read in the sun for about an hour, I feel really relaxed now. Maybe I really do need more sun.

every night i have to kill hundreds of mosquitoes in my room, wtf i thought this was england not bloody bongo bongo land

>>38432477
someone started a rumor about me, the whole school knew and would point and laugh.
even strangers at the school gates would laugh.
that day I wanted the ground to swallow me up. it lasted years.

I did learn how to be invisible, but at the same time you become such a meek person you don't exist other than to hide from the bullies.

must be so much worse now, for kids these days.

>>38432504

"Can I have a xi cut please"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp_ggm3QSv8

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>>38432504
Why would you want to look like that cuck?

>>38432009
I studied ancient history at a-level and it was really interesting. It was an odd feeling, actually being interested in a subject for once.

>>38432568
I want more asian leader banter on /britfeel/

>>38432545
>someone started a rumor about me, the whole school knew and would point and laugh.

absolutely horrible isnt it lad. everyone picks on you when you are one of the weird kids because they want to look hard in front of their mates. its like you're a free victim, someone to pick on with out any consequences.


>I did learn how to be invisible, but at the same time you become such a meek person you don't exist other than to hide from the bullies.

so true lad. it fucks you up. wish i knew how to fight in highschool, main reason i became invisible is because i knew i was too small and weak to fight any of the bullies. if i ever have kids, i am going to make sure they know how to box or something


>must be so much worse now, for kids these days.

you mean because of camera phones and facebook?

>>38432474
I went to a grammar school and it wasn't a whole lot different. It was toned down a little bit but some kids still got it rough. I got really lucky that I was sat next to some more normal kids on my first day of form and were basically friends by default.

>>38432009
When I was in school I did history GCSE and A-level. This was 3 years ago.
>Year 7-9: Norman conquest, Angevins, 100 years war, Tudors, Queen Victoria, Western Front, WW2 and holocaust
>GCSE: Germany 1917-1939, Cold War 1943-1991, Civil rights in America, 'British Society' 1850-1930 including chartists, suffragettes, western front in WW1 and home front WW1
>A-level: In-depth Angevins and crusades, transformation of war 1790s-1918, Soviet Russia 1917-1991

>go into "fembot looking for a bf describe your perfect man" thread.
>see one that lives about 10 mins away
>fit her every ideal of a "perfect man"
>even down to the stupid shit I like
>message back and forth for a day or two
>she sends me a pic
>5/10
>can't complain, she is really cool which makes up for it
>Send her a pic of me
>the little D turns into an R, so I know she's seen it
>No response for about 12 hours now

This game of life is literally unplayable. I'm retreating into my flat and only leaving for work. Getting my shopping delivered and everything.

feathers from a lofty wish fail on their own and fall wearily to earth a stirring by the nightstand caused the lamp to lift its voice Alack a purloined dream again distils thy trembling eye what mystery remaineth ever so

ordered 10 cases of 24 cans of pepsi max
should do me for the month
dunno why I never thought of this before

Pick a side

Xi Jinping or Shinzo Abe?

>>38432693
all i can say is that i am sorry lad. this must of hurt you. are you really that ugly though? same sort of thing happened to me once. i spoke to a girl for about a week and she said i was not her type after she seen my pic. we spoke about meeting up and everything.

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haha imagine if I woke up feeling like shit again, imagine if I did nothing again yesterday and i'll do nothign again today haha

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oh shit son
muhammed is coming for me

>>38432693
Show her pic lad.

>>38432727
Abe. Xi is old news.

>>38432761

>Xi had already met several world leaders by 11:30am

>>38432633
>you mean because of camera phones and facebook?

I meant theres less innocence, more pressure to have done certain things at younger ages, kids have knives and shit, but yea also online bullying.

>>38432756
Sorry to hear it lad. I know how much it hurts.

I don't think I am. No chad though obviously. I'd give me like a 4-5/10. I've also lost about 2.5st in the last 8 months so I was feeling really good about myself too.

>tfw the only sites that mysteriously avoid the porn ban will be interracial

>>38432842
It will only be the most mainstream porn sites. Imagine the government trying to understand sad panda.

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>>38432611
>mfw asian leader banter comes up

>>38432841
she probably had stupid expectation and imagined you were a chad

>>38432870
I wanna be the guy hired to check through all of them for content. I'll need my own office though.

>talking with someone in a game
>guy keeps guessing with everything he says, literally just guessing everything
>can tell he's some form is low intelligence chav
>he's wrong with almost everything he says
>begins talking as if he's smart
>spells words wrong WHILE misusing them entirely

Chavs are the fucking worst

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>>38432842
>need a credit card to confirm your age too
How fucking convinient.

>>38432761
What you're going to do as soon as you read this post:

>Get an ice cold shower (The coldest it will go)
>Listen to this as loud as is possible whilst you get changed in your room after your shower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifyQfFNgO3E

>Go downstairs and eat some fruit and cereal
>Go outside for an hour long walk
>Come back and practice an hour of your foundation maths
>Shitpost on britfeel for an hour whilst updating us on your day
>Eat dinner
>Start watching a new anime/play some NEW vidya with an immersive story whilst enjoying your success

Fucking do it you cunt. You'll feel fucking amazing.

new tune lads tell me what you think

https://youtu.be/UFYGRQ1R7LA

>>38432952
People seem to do that because I'm pretty tall.

Never mind eh. I'm sure I'll find someone soon!

haha I'm almost 30 and going to die alone

Hi, here is my blog for today.

I want to die.

>>38433027
>schiz poster returns with new music

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>>38433008
the shower here doesn't work, I have to sit in a dirty bathtub and throw cold to lukewarm water over myself with a plastic cup

I'll try do some of it though haha

>>38433034
Dude so relate-able. You got a patreon I can donate to for more hot takes about your life.

>>38433049
You mean the shitpost on /britfeel/ bit, right?

>>38433049
well then that's what you'll do.

you won't TRY to do SOME of it.

You'll fucking do all of it otherwise I'll destroy all your worldly possessions. DO IT NOW.

Is this a dagger I see before me

Afternoon lads.

I have a "talking therapy" phone assessment at 5pm. What am I in for?

>>38433080
Try is not a word he knows

I been thinking about death a lot and I just wanted to let you know we're all going to die sooner or later and there's nothing we can do about it.

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>>38433058
haha yea

>>38433080
I'll w-wash at least and see what else happens


my new cum shirt is black and I noticed the stains are incredibly visible and not even subtle, it would just take one glance and someone would know what it is. don't know whether to get rid or keep going for a bit longer

>>38432477
not him, but i got bullied through junior and secondary school. it only stopped when my dad died and a popular lad befriended me, my school moved me out of my form and into his,we became friends then. owe him a lot really, he stopped me getting bullied and helped take my mind off my dads death.

>>38433093
I was supposed to be getting this but apparently I'm not allowed it because I'm registered with a hospital.

So instead of waiting maybe a few months, I'm going to have to wait a year or more.

h-hhaha

>>38433093
some fuck to belittle you for a while and tell you to cheer up and be yourself, useless if your actually mentally challenged

>>38433150
>tfw dad dies
>bullies stop after being talked to by head of year
>two days later they start again

Couldnt even enjoy those two days because i was grieving. Glad it wasnt as bad for you lad.

>>38433257
it mustve sucked to turn black overnight

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All the chinese girls love pedro

>>38433152
I didn't even say I was depressed, just worried that I might end up that way. It seems stupid that I can get one and you can't. Have you spoken to your GP about it?

>>38433173
I see. Well, I'll give it a whirl anyway.

>>38433269
Probably because all those southern greaseballs are all unemployed so he can spend more time with her under an overpass.

>>38433093
depends what your going to them for. I got assessed on anxiety and depression, they asked a load of questions about how I felt in some situations, and about how i felt in general. had a choice of answers, scale of 1-5, 1=good, 5=absolute disaster type thing

I eat four snickers bars a day which is about 900 calories out of my daily intake of 3900. I literally never get bored of them.They are fucking perfect. I like to vary my snickers intake by dipping them into whipped cream or peanut butter but that is the only variation I need. The only other chocolate I have eaten in the past 5 years was a mars bar and I physically started wretching until I managed to grab a snickers and use it to 'push' the chewed up marsbar into my mouth. Snickers are so so fucking good man. The peanuts and the caramel and the soft delicious milk chocolate. I honestly feel sick if I don't have my four snickers each day. Yes I am fat but I don't fucking give a shit. The weird thing is I hate peanuts normally, I hate peanuts butter unless it has chocolate spread and some caramel mixed in to remind me of snickers. I actually love to ensure most of my food is more like snickers, I sometimes make myself a tasty boiled egg dipped in chocolate with the inside replaced with caramel nougat and nuts. Fuck it tastes like a chicken laid a snickers, my mum calls it a 'chickers' haha and we eat them for breakfast together sometimes.

>>38433419
Thank you snickers advertisement man, I'd love a snickers right about now but I'm on 1600 calories a day.

>>38433142
how much facial hair do you grow? Is it like the wojak? pics pls

>>38433257
there are some complete cunts out there, it's shit having to endure them at the best of times.
saw the lad who bullied my through junior school when I was in my mid 20's, he came up to me and said he was sorry my dad died and that he respected him. I didn't know to say,thought he was going to attack me or something, then he walked off
he was a fucking cunt

>>38432870
"Mrs May, we are working on blocking those porn sites but this one keeps coming up with what looks like a sad panda. What shall I do about it?"

>>38430271
you lack a personality to the point normies have started to notice and think it's just for show

wait a second, if porn sites are restricted to kids wont they just be more exposed to depraved porn? they will have to go on proper dodgy websites with questionable content so they will be exposed to more degeneracy, I'm not liking where this is going lads.

well this is gonna suck.

"Mum... Dad... will you please let our ISP know that we want to access porn please. thanks."

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fucking belter of an album this lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQfXiSrmyss

>>38431209
no I just have a VPN and torrents because I@m not a fucking cuck

>>38433509
the government is retarded lad. kids will just end up going on the likes of 4chan for porn

>>38433523
kek, I'm glad I live on my own, its going to be fun for my little brother though.

>>38433523
Your dad will take care of it lad, don't worry.

>>38433523
>Dad: "What porn filter son? *wink wink*"

>>38433550
then get exposed to tranny porn and other depraved shit

gr8 job government, keep up the gud work!

>>38433509
You don't actually think it has anything to do with protecting children do you?

>>38433509
Yep lad. They are aware they can't stop things like tumblr which contain porn but aren't pornographic websites.
Remember they banned BDSM, face sitting and the female orgasm a few years back along with some other stuff.
The UK government and porn is the funniest thing ever.

starting some new antidepressants today lads.

what to expect?

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not bad for a poundland meal
6/10

went in to see if they have those knock off toblerones yet
no joy

>>38433478
>>38433257
>>38433150
>Tfw a close family member died and the class tutor told everyone
>really didn't want to think about it
>But some chubby girl befriended me and said lots of nice things
>Said she was always there if I wanted someone to chat to
>Pretty sure she was just being a good samaritan, no weird preteen crushes or anything
>this was when we were like 12 bearing in mind

funny how mature some kids can be even at a preteen age, I looked her up on facebook and she's happily married now. Good for her, nice lass

>>38433526
Hard knock is just another nigger loving cuckold. I'm extremely disappointed.

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>go to make a doctor's appointment to discuss tranny thing and some other stuff
>the earliest they can do is the 7th of August

Absolute state of this country desu. Makes me feel awful now someone has to wait even longer because of me as well

>>38433478
Aye i pity them more than anything now. When i'd get one on their own they'd be more or less fine with me, but when they were 2 or more they'd be ruthless. Just proves that those sort of people are so pathetic that they cant act like themselves around their own mates. Always putting on a front. Would hate to live life like that. I try and stay clear of them if i see them around town these days, no point bringing up old shit.

>>38433584
I love those because they mask the smell of salmon that the stupid office girls bring in to work.

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>>38433472
I last shaved two weeks ago and i have a barely visible moustache, its never grown that much, this is how it grows after months and months

>>38433582
your dick to stop working probably

>>38433582
Headaches, loss of libido and shit.

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>>38433594
Just book once it opens, nerd. I've got two next day appointments from doing that.

>>38433582
They won't work
nothing works
you can't escape yourself

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should I throw this out and get a more discrete disposal method? this is way to obvious haha

>>38433614
Fuck off Nick you loser

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rate my gf lads. i know she looks young but she's actually 19.

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>>38433614
16th centuary tier

>>38433695
you know your parents can definitely smell that through the entire house, right?

>>38433594
what anime is this cartoon girl from

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>>38433717
theres a massive upwind in the house, I can feel the wind travel upward when its windy or the doors open so I think it might be ok. My old cum towel lasted for like a year and actually did stink my whole room up but I threw it out because it got too crusty to use

>>38433695
Tissues or cum down the toilet you absolute degenerate

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>>38433768
I tried tissues after disposing of my old towel, I end up forgetting to take them down and having them sit for days until I remembered, also ran out

>>38433614
>them lips

>that jaw

>them facial hairs

ebin truly is a chad

>>38433701
I don't care/10

>>38433526

Isn't this the lad they call "Small cock hard knock"

>>38433673
Everytime I have tried that the lines always busy desu. Lucky for you though lad! At least it gives me time to plan it through haha

>>38433744
From Magi lad~

>>38433695
Such a degenerate desu. I would use something disposable haha. How on earth are you going to get rid of it?

>>38433614
NINE out of TEN

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>>38433695
>not eating your own

>>38433847
he should mail you the shirt as proof of his love

DO IT EBIN

>>38433847
>you

>thinking you have the right to call anyone else a degenerate

You're joking, right?

>>38433701
I remember you posting your pake hoe before
cuute tbqh, would wife

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>>38433847
I was saving it as a gift for you, last shirt I used I cut it up with scissors into small pieces and binned it

>>38433878
tried depositing directly a few times haha

ITT: We try to find a feel that every /britfeel/ lad can relate to

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>>38433830
watch your mouth kid or you will be the first to taste the power of my 23rd fighting stance

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The cat food I left out has gone, xi may still be nearby

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I just collected the residue from 30+ empty bottles of vodka I had in my room, I managed to get half a whiskey glass full.

i want to die

>>38433880
Wouldn't be completely against this

>>38433886
We are both degenerates I think, why we get along well

>>38433910
When I binge I shove the wrappers in a plastic bag and put it in a public bin. Better if your parents don't see some things haha

>tfw no moderately ghetto black gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acicmeCO85A

>>38433614
Full face please

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>can't ask me if I looked for work today if I pretend I'm shitting

HAHA FUCK YOU DAD

>>38433614

christ lad, you look a lot better than I expected

>>38433576
no, its a ploy to control us even more, but thats the excuse they are giving

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hahahahahahahah EBIN IS A CHAD> HE IS THE BEST LOOKING LAD IN BRITFEEL AND TILDE IS GOING TO GET HER FANNY FLOWED BY HIS MASSIVE WILLY

>>38434066
Now there's a long term plan

>>38434114
TBBK?

>>38434045
>posting full face directly after posting a t shirt filled with dried up cum

shan't

>>38434070
Its just a mouth with facial hair I don't have anymore, it wasn't supposed to be a look rate. I could take a picture that looks completely awful or quite good. Angles can be deceptive

>slept from midnight till noon
>killed it at the gym
>had some porkchops and lasagna, and a little bit of rice pudding for dessert
>watched youtube and played fate:GO

and now I just woke up from a 2 hour nappy nap.

feels good and lazy man, I can't imagine being a familycuck or having a money and time grubbing thot denying you of the simple pleasures.

>>38433783
i used to have mountains of tissues in my bedroom, spurred my mum on to buy those big fuck off multipacks. she still gets them me if she goes shopping for me.

>>38433969
If you filled that much they can't have all been empty.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxGEVIvSFeY

Winter is here again oh Lord,
Haven't been home in a year or more
I hope she holds on a little longer
Sent a letter on a long summer day
Made of silver, not of clay
I've been runnin' down this dusty road

Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow
Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'

I've been trying to make it home
Got to make it before too long
I can't take this very much longer
I'm stranded in the sleet and rain
Don't think I'm ever gonna make it home again
The mornin' sun is risin'
It's kissing the day

Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow
Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'

george a romero is dead lads

>>38432111
Please take a picture of the pizza laddy

From what I've seen, non-waifuposters generally look better than waifuposters

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>>38434166
sample size of BritNormie and poley vs ebin?

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>>38434114
>TILDE IS GOING TO GET HER FANNY FLOWED BY HIS MASSIVE WILLY
>MASSIVE WILLY

haha yeah

>>38434146
I just used bogroll but it was annoying to pull off 3-4 sheets to clean up with before doing it. Its great to just grab something use it then put it to one side, very convenient. I wish I could invent a self cleaning cum disposer, that would be great

>>38434160
It's in the fridge at the moment, but I'll snap a picture when I thaw it out.

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who is better looking me or ebin?

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what does FOY stand for lads?

>>38434229
fucking outie yobellies

>>38434166
How many waifuposters have you seen? Post pics lad.

>>38434229
I know it means fuck off yank

>>38434223
fuck now THIS is a classic britfeel meme

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>>38434166
I dunno Madoanon is pretty cute

>>38434243
sakulad is a hairy neckbeard and junlad was 6 stone overweight

>>38434149
Do you want to the exact volume of every single bottle you cheeky little fucker?

>>38434243

I've seen 2 and both are very obese

>>38434267
I WANT TO MARRY HER GIV GF REEEEEEE

>>38434268
Where's the proof Iad?

>>38434268

>6 stone overweight

more like 6 stones overbese holy shit that's a lot of extra lardage.

>>38434239
innie is best, but I had an outie when I was younger that turned into an innie now, but I'm not fat
>>38434249
oohhh, this is it for sure

Ebin and Tilde are both 9/10s
Waifuposters are all obese manlets

Can't believe I doubted Ebin for a single second in all his claims

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>>38434166
All the anons I have seen were attractive. At least a 7 by my standards. Haven't seen any waifuposters. Would say Ebin is the most qt desu

>>38432726
>a month
FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT

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I think we call all agree who the best looking anon is

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Buy goods made in the Yupa factory

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40627737

>>38434223
shouldn't you be presenting big brother?

>>38434223

Is this ScotAnon/BritNormie?

>>38434268
Jun is /fit/ now

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Ignore Shinzo Abe

>>38434411
i have heard its hard knocks second in command

520/1600 calories so far, basically going to use the thread now as a tracker and so anons can have a laugh at a fatty

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I tried one of these gu things recently
it's no better than the smartprice stuff
what a huge con

>38429633
>38430311
>38430322
>cab for the meme team


>>38429457
memes out for the lads

>https://youtu.be/GmFp0I8AZqw

>>38434549
>can't into 4chan

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Really want to stick it in Tildes arse lads.

>>38434618
>wanting a tripfag
come stick it in mine instead lad

>>38434625
If he won't, I will

Even give ya a cheeky reach around so we blow at same time.

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>>38434457
wtf the chocolate ones are amazing though! are you saying you can get cheaper ones for the same taste? where

d-don't stop posting on my account

>>38434666
I think I was expecting too much
it's just run of the mill chocolate fondant on an extremely loose biscuit base
but it comes in a nice glass pot I suppose, I guess that's what you're paying for

>>38433701
You posted this crore, I remember you getting extremely defensive when some anon called her dumb for looking at the screen rather than the camera lens in the mirror, despite the fact you had only JUST started going out with her. You're a clingy insecure fuck.

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>>38434625
Sure

>>38434648
Get fucked lad he's mine. I saw him first.

>>38433701
>she has a degree in advanced mathematics
>she's 19
Yeah fuck off mate

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>>38434739
it's so rich and buttery though, just one small bite is so strong

I think you're right there about the glass raising the price tho

Shan't be putting my credit card info into a porn site. Time to invest in a proxy.

>>38433701
She doesn't look that special tbqh. Whatever makes you happy though.

hello fellow waifufriends I am here just like you fellow robots fuck the normies ha I like the animes and the video games like you LADS *recieves phonecall* oh hello! *whispers to the side* its just my friendo he wanks drinkypoos on saturday but I'm on a date with another fellow robot!! oops! I'm not a normie though! the therapist told me I was depressed and I even take antidepressents haha not my fault you don't accept help FRIENDO

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>>38434830
or... you know... S W P

>>38433614
>he's got the moist jew lips

>>38434862
fuck off ya soft cunt

>>38434872

Shaft Wasted Pensioners?

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hello fellow wrestlefriends I am here just like you fellow robots fuck the heels ha I like the suplexes and the bodyslams like you LADS *recieves phonecall* oh hello! *whispers to the side* its just my friendo he powerbombs on saturday but I'm on a date with another fellow robot!! oops! I'm not a heel though! the therapist told me I was sexy and I even take sexy pills haha not my fault you don't accept help WRESTLO

>>38434881
just because YOU don't accept help and improve yourself doesn't mean WE robots won't

>>38434872
Social conservative dullards can go do one as far as I'm concerned.

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>>38434890
STOP
WATCHING
PORN

REEEEEEEEEE

>>38434912
Like you who are going to jerk one off

Ah, yes. So it begins again.

BOARD GAME ONLINE TONIGHT AT 9 LADS


BE THERE OR YOU THINK TRAPS AREN'T GAY.

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lads check out my meme mini speaker.

got it on clearance for 3 quid.

it really sucks apparently but i need something i can hide under my collar or front pocket and still be able to listen to the outside world.

>>38434200
>orders a pizza
>puts it in the fridge
What the fuck mate

>>38434949
I'm not gonna eat an entire large pizza in one sitting.

>>38434936
What if I wanna play and don't think traps are gay, what then lad?

Why are the tories so concerned with people wanking?

Thought they were meant to be about reducing government interference in people's lives.

>>38434966
you can play but only in shame

>>38434960
What a complete pussy.

>>38434966

This question is highly relevant for myself, also.

>>38434981
I do everything in shame lad, no problem

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Hey lads i'm in a pickle

I've broke up with my bipolar gf (it's kinda complicated) almost a year ago and ive been speaking to girls ever since and yet they have never seemed as interested as she was (for example recently a girl saw that I had messaged her on facebook and it took her an hour to respond despite her being active the whole time, I'm fairly certain now she ain't diggin me)

I don't want her back cause she's a pain in the neck but the more time passes and the more girls I speak too, the more I wish girls where like her

What's wrong with me?

>>38434970
its obvious from the last election that they dont understand the average person at all. they have a very fictitious view of reality.

>>38434970
porn is fucking up this generation badly, just browse r9k to see that

why do people use the term 'prequel' in the wrong context, it's pretty simple

>>38435027
Porn isn't turning people into socially awkward autismos.

>>38435010

You wanna be adored.
It's only natural, and the need grows over time.

Probably better off just cracking one off, desu.

>>38435068
it actually is desu.

http://www.addictioncounselingleesburg.com/anxiety-and-porn-addiction-faq/

https://www.yourbrainonporn.com/porn-making-my-social-anxietyconfidencedepressionocd-worse

https://www.2knowmyself.com/How_watching_porn_can_result_in_social_anxiety

>>38434970
>Why are the tories so concerned with people wanking?

because women

Amber Rudd, Theresa May etc they hate the thought men and even teens get off on porn

>>38435068
It's turning them into people with fetishes for traps because they are that used to the 'normal' porn.

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>>38434114
>The leg lock
>so loving
>so embracing
>so stimulating

tfw this will never happen

>>38435027
the problem is deeper than simply banning porn sites though.

we live in a world where sex is very glamorized in the media while people are becoming more socially anxious thus leading to difficulties getting sex.

kids are always going to find porn. i remember finding porn on weird sites when i was younger.

>>38435097
What are they meant to get off to? Their imagination?

>>38429795
I am now having an internship in York. City is not the best, though I generally prefer large cities. Which course have you applied for?

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Reminder how it would be for Sexy Kev to reward Tilde.