Femanons, how do you feel about being female? How do you feel

I like being female, I like my body and stuff. I'm bi so I like women and I find them more aesthetically pleasing at first glance for the most part but I'm not sure if this is because how women are sexualized and stuff but when it comes to dating i prefer dudes because when I dated a girl she was super mentally ill and I didn't have a really emotional connection and when I fell for another girl because she led me on with excessive physical contact and calling me honey and wife and such when I asked her if she liked me she told me some shit about being Demi pan or whatever and she wasn't into me that way. And I think sex with guys is better but I never had sex with a girl so I can't compare

I hate myself but I hate other girls more. In the past I've had female friends but they are worth it anymore-women just can't get along with each other. More often than not I have terrible body dysphoria and disassociation (not that tranny bullshit) that make me want to kill myself. It makes me not want to exist inside a flesh prison. It seems to be getter worse the older I get. During my period these feelings are exacerbated.

>>38388144
Just aren't*

i love being female, we have it easy in the west

>>38388144
I have met so many girls with this exact mindset.
I am not sure what causes it, or how to combat it.

Do you have any sexual abuse history, or even just a bad/abusive home life when young?

>>38388144
I'll be your female friend who never gets in fights with you anon

>>38388018
I often think I'd prefer being male, this is the only way I can put it, but it's like they have a higher skill ceiling
But then I think with all my issues, it's better I'm a girl

>>38388228
Lots of verbal abuse and neglect growing up. Das used to hit me but I don't blame him because he was beat too. When I was 10 someone accused my dad of raping me (he didn't) and I had to have a rape kit performed on me. I didn't know anything about my body/hadn't started puberty yet, so that might have pushed everything over the edge. It was horrible, it also made me paranoid because after everything I thought I was going to get taken away/for a long time and even now I think cameras are watching me. My dad has schizophrenia so-

When I was 15 I was actually raped. I was with my older girlfriend at her apartment and she asked me to come into her room where people were waiting. Nothing happened after that, those people got away with it. I thought it was my fault and that I deserved it so I didn't tell anyone. It eats away at me every day and it's been 9 years

>>38388264
I appreciate the sentiment but I think it's better if I stay alone, im sorry.

Idk. I've been a shutin neet for the last 5 years. Can't remember what other women are like, or what I'm supposed to feel being my gender. I'm just me playing videya and stuff

>>38388320

Do you think if you were a male you'd be able to cope with being tightly circumcised?

>>38388264
be my friend too please
i havent talked to a female in a long time

>>38388373
I am American, so chances are it would happen
I don't really know what I'd think of it, but I guess I'd prefer to be uncircumcised since I like it more in porn

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>>38388468

Most American guys are cut, yeah, but I don't think there are any statistics on how many are cut tight vs loose. I'd imagine that since around the 90's looser has been the general rule but with not-uncommon exceptions. Some parents still request tight cuts specifically.

At a certain point of tightness, it's so extreme that the skin you have left rips apart and bleeds when you try to masturbate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DRsJXJop5I

Just something to think about.

>>38388563
I do want boys, and I've already decided I don't want to get them circumcised at all
Pic related is fucking retarded

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I fucking love being a woman. I love being feminine, I love being treated kindly by complete strangers, I love getting an advantage with almost everything I do in life.

Regrettably I've only had a few female friends in my entire life (not for a lack of trying). I'm bisexual and more attracted to women than men so maybe they pick up on that. At any rate, I've known plenty of nice women and would love to have more of them in my life.

Don't get me wrong, I know how awful and bland a lot of women can be, but that doesn't mean that all women are evil or any of the other things being said ITT. There's always exceptions, just like how for every shitty guy there is out there there's someone really cool that you haven't met yet.

>>38388342
that's so terrible, sorry anon.

I hated men until my late teens. so is was clearly better to be a woman.
>no father
>no grandfather
>one alcoholic uncle
>one stupid and abusive brother
every nice/magnanimous man/boy i met like teachers etc were just exceptions to the rule in my mind.
the only thing i feel is significantly different in men v. women is they pose less of a physical threat. when women some after you its almost 100% a personal thing men will yell and insult randoms just to get their jollies.

>>38388873
Stop trying to raid threads you don't like, it's childish

>>38388018
I wish I was male because as a girl I'm really hairy (if I don't shave) and feel really strange in dresses and girly clothes. Some girls are stupid and mean with a lot of drama, and some are cute and nice.

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>>38388994
>surprised that a moe-shitter is childish
C'mon now.

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>>38388018

I don't over think it because I'm not a fucking faggot. 50/50 chance I'd be either male or female who gives a shit

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>>38388994
>>38389013
>butthurt stacies getting replaced by 2d

problem?

>>38389013
True, what would I expect? God I just realized how mentally disabled I am.

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>>38389114
No, we just have different taste in shitty Chinese cartoons.

I hate it. I hate being small, weak and beta, having a high pitched, weak sounding voice, getting emotional easily, female anatomy/bodily functions, basically all of it.
i don't hate other women, i actually prefer them to men in a lot of cases. but i hate those traits in myself. if i could become a man i would, without hesitation.

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>>38389114
>Replaced by 2D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
no
I just hate these autistic raids because the posters in it have Canadian milk bags on their chest and no brat between their legs

>>38389197
The problem isn't you're a female, the problem is you are just a shitty one.

>>38388342

What do you do now?
Do you work anywhere?

>>38389197
If it makes you feel any better, I can tell you some of the feels about being an autistic beta male with a Chad like build
>Get hard in the morning and at random intervals of the day
>Gain weight even faster than women
>intimidate beta females and a Stacy constantly tries to get into my pants(will greentext this in a second)
>Every stranger looks at me like a dude bro until I speak
>Chad bullied me extra in high school because of my auts and because they saw me as an equivalent to a race traitor for being an INTP-T beta with their build
>too big to disappear and hide up into a ball inside a jacket

>>38389197

Do you imagine what it would be like to have sex with a woman as a man?

>>38389362
i've done this so many times ugh

vaginas are just sad. "lol cram something inside me while i lay here and try to contribute but it's really pointless. maybe i'll actually orgasm this time. i'll probably have to masturbate myself while you have sex with me for me to actually get off." why bother.

>>38389361
>doesn't sound that bad
>yeah but you can also gain muscle much faster
>intimidating beta females might be bad, but why would you complain about a Stacey throwing herself at you
>eh
>that one sucks, I'm sorry
>bigger jacket

>>38389362
yeah. It seems way better than the other way around.

I don't really have strong feelings towards most other women in general; I don't have female friends (or really any real life friends in general) and it's hard for me to communicate "normally" because of my autism with most of the other women (or men) I do come into contact with. I live near the university I used to attend and stopped going to because the large class sizes and the loudness, which made me have meltdowns often, and the women here seem to only care about looks or fucking random guys, so I don't have anything in common with them. I joke about "Staceys" and all that (but I'm not really too serious about it most of the time) but these girls are the epitome of that.
The majority of the time I wish social things came easier to me and I wasn't so anxious about everything. People don't tend to think women have issues with socialization and whatnot, so it's even more difficult because of that; I'm also not disfigured or overweight or anything, so just from the superficial view, I have people tending to think I'm just normal (until I actually start talking). Shit sucks.

>>38389578
pls be my stacey hating autistic gf

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>>38389361
>Staying at parent's over summer
>Working part time job
>Stacy roastie just graduated from high school
>She finds me to be really handsome
>I hate Stacys with a zealous attitude
>She even has THAT FUCKING VOICE
>Hates my personality, claims she can "correct it" although I guess I'm her 10/10 or some shit
>borderline stalks me
>never tell parents
>Landlord's kid so I can't do shit that's rude
>get home yesterday from part time job
>LIKE HAAAY ANON
>speed walk inside
>hook up PC ASAP and try to ignore her
>Parents dislike that I have never had a GF, even beta autist Dad that plays Civilization and Diablo
>they walk in
>How was your day anon?
>Okay, yo-
>Stacy INVITES HERSELF IN
>You wanna, go like out tomorrow to the river and have some fun?
>I-I-I-don't know
>Would rather sever own left nut than date Stacy, not exaggerating
>Mom chimes in
>I think that means yes
>Guhraaaaayt! See you then anon
I'm unsure on what to do and stressed as fuck about it

>>38389657
go seek validation in another thread

>>38389578
>>38389607

no pls be MY stacey hating autistic gf

(am fat autist)

>>38389467
My biggest jacket isn't even that big on me, and also because I know Stacy is the female Chad and is just as much if not more of a psychotic monster than Chad, would you have sex with an officer of the Waffen SS? Looks make up barely if any of my judgement on a woman. I would much rather date an average looking fembot that shares my basic personality and interests than a 10/10 Stacy who only wants the D.

>>38389657
Pic please, I got to see this brotendo

>>38389732
I'm not seeking validation, I'm only telling anon being a guy is just as bad if not worse, in fact I at times think I would rather be a fembot than myself.

>>38389657

why not just try and enjoy spending time with a girl who doesn't find you repulsive?

>>38389788
No pics, I don't have any because I avoid her like she's a goddamn leper

>>38389843
>>38389788
>>38389721
Anyway let's stop making this about me. This was meant as a reply to femanon sympathizing with her, not derail the thread.

>>38389827
Your tastes are shit even for a raider. Your 2D GF will never exist and even if she was real I doubt she would date you.

>>38389827

You know, something that's been on my mind: I'm extremely indifferent towards Yui - I think she's a very bland, generic airheaded genki girl - and although I don't dislike I think she's a pretty trash tier waifu desu.
But the interesting thing is: almost all the people I've met online who have Yui avatars seem to be pretty based.
Actually I think Ritsu is best girl, even though Azusa and Mio are much easier to like.
Fuck, now I'm getting the K-ON feels back... I forgot how much I enjoyed it, it's been like 6 years.

>>38389197
Why don't you transition? Not even meming. If you think you'd be happier as a guy, become a guy.

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>>38389915
yui isnt my waifu, thats kurumi tokisaki but id say my favourite is mio then mugi then ritsu

>>38388563
This isnt supposed to be a rage thread

>>38389911

I don't think you understand the point of 2d superiority, anon.

>Your 2D GF will never exist

That's the whole point, and she's better for it.
The beauty comes from her absence, or rather paene-presence, not her presence. To paraphrase Wittgenstein, what is left unsaid or unrealised is more important than what has been manifested.
Since she does not exist, her perfection is not fettered by the parameters of her existence.

>>38389467
Have a few things to add on
>Gain muscle much faster
Eh I guess but I hate the gym because everyone there is an asshat Chad that makes fun of me for starting out only curling 35s and benching 140 maximum, so I haven't been to the gym in 10 months.

>>38389961
Not her but I've had similar feelings and considered.

I'd still be short. I'd still have small hands. I'd still have wide hips. I'd still have a feminine face. My skeleton would not alter much. I'd still not have any of the genes on the Y chromosome. I'd never have a functioning penis. I'd be something of a pariah. I'd struggle to find relationships. Also money involved in the whole thing, the years it takes to complete, and the immense hassel of getting everything transferred legally into a new name.

It's just not worth it. It's like being a manlet + additional weaknesses. You can't fix it.

>>38389578
>People don't tend to think women have issues with socialization and whatnot, so it's even more difficult because of that; I'm also not disfigured or overweight or anything, so just from the superficial view, I have people tending to think I'm just normal (until I actually start talking).
Women who have issues with socialization are not a thing, because no one cares whether you are a social retard or not. That's female privilege. Would your girlfriends invite you to more things and interact with you more if you weren't a social retard? Sure. But, it's not a deal breaker, as long as you aren't mean. Guys give zero fucks about whether you are a social retard. Guys don't care if their pets or their houseplants are social retards, either. Just exist and don't be a bitch. Easy.

>>38390032
I mean I get off to ecchi and hentai, and am diagnosed with Asperger's, but Holy shit. I would rather try to pursue a fellow autist to lose my KHV card than stay in the Hell of realizing you will die alone.

>>38390141
Wew. Yeah, they do care. Why do you think I said I don't have friends? I can't get invited to things if I don't know how to make friends in the first place. Did you even read what I said? People care if you're socially retarded because no one's gonna want you around if you are.

>>38390149
Ler me add on to my statement because I wasn't done typing.
I mean even if I were to stay KHV, at least a gf would love me and genuinely care for me, and that's all that matters. Your waifu is just a drawing made by some man 8000 miles away. They can't love you or anything. I would rather face the music and not give up hope than go through that shit.

>>38390070
Sorry femanon, I would stay female though because I bet manlet life is worse

henlo pls gib me female attention
i need it so bad

>>38390141
No, female-female relationships are impacted if you have issues with socialization.

Male-female relationships are easier, because the men are so infatuated with women that they will either overlook them at first and initiate contact anyway, or view the socially awkward girl as "attainable".

It still impairs friendships, though.

>>38390141
>Guys don't care if their pets or their houseplants are social retards, either. Just exist
>Just be a fleshlight sistah
Okay

>being female
I don't like
>menstrual cramps
>being treated like I'm a fucking war hero by feminists for studying in a STEM field
>being hyper-critical of my appearance
>my lack of height and strength
Everything else I'm pretty neutral about

>women in general
Not really my cup of tea romantically, sexually, nor for the most part platonically. I put this in another thread but

>my best platonic relationships consist of constantly ribbing on each other as opposed to the "omg you look so pretty!!! I love you!!!" type of support, which I actually hate and find cringey as fuck. I can't be that positive all the time
>I find stereotypically female hobbies to be silly and unproductive ("going out", hair/makeup etc.) (full disclosure, I do enjoy doing my makeup and I wear some on a daily basis -- but it's not a hobby, just basic maintenance.)
>I don't like talking to people very often, and female friends are often much higher-maintenance in that they want to be in contact every day or multiple times a week or they get upset about you not talking to them and ask why you're mad
>in my experience, women tend to talk more about other people. I love drama but I'd rather talk about something I saw on the news or some new bit of technology or something that I made myself
>I hate to say it but there's always some competition in the looks department. it's stressful to worry about whether you're the best looking one in your group of friends, and it's kind of pathetic to seek out friendships with uglier girls just so you can be the best-looking one.

my parents raised me without treating me like a princess. a lot of people bring up their daughters in a way that sets them up to fail and be dependent on radical feminism, external approval, and male attention. it's sad but I don't think about it too much

>>38390469
>height
Femanons you need to stop worrying about this, to be honest most people (at least on the male end) don't notice height. Unless you are kid size or noticeably taller than them.

>>38390759
I really don't care if men find short or tall girls attractive. it's impractical for me, not being able to reach a lot of things - or people running into me because they don't even see me in a crowd.

>>38390797
this. being short instantly fucks you over in the eyes of others and the world itself regardless of gender.

>>38390759
I don't care about how others perceive my height. I care about the strength and power that comes from being larger. Even if I was the same height as a man, my body is also still small, soft, and on average will have 40% less upper body strength (that's a LOT) than a man. I find the fat-squishyness of female body very offputting also. Thighs are the worst.

>>38391370
unimpressed, slightly disgusted

>>38388563
Part of me wants to go on an autistic killing spree and murder parents who circumcise their infant sons.

Also, I never knew about the tight vs loose thing. I must be cut pretty tight because if i jerk it for long at all the skin on my shaft will start to tear and bleed. Makes me rage just thinking about it desu

>>38391370
i dont even like penises

do men realize women are not usually driven by visual stimuli very much?
there's a reason written erotica is usually preferred by females. they're in it for the emotional stimulation/story.

men just want to shove their face in some boobs and their dick in a vagina. theyre very physical-visual. women are emotional-mental.

>>38391370
looks averageish.
>cut
thats minus 5 points right there.

>How do you feel being a female

Unironically posting 6+ all the way written lines of non-greentext about yourself

Yup, these are women alright.

i used to be a fucking stacey which led to me being raped by my best friends dad. so now i don't socialize with anyone because i was also molested by another girl so men are shit and women are shit and i hate having a period it makes me so sick i have to lay in bed all day because i have pcos so my periods are heavy as fuck and women judge each other so fucking much and yeah sorry it's just i want to die.

>>38390913
WHO DELETED MY POST
GONNA KMS THX

>>38391677
even the mods agree: above average dicks only.

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>>38391714
i didnt post dick
even mods hate me

>>38391657
should have clawed his eyes out you pussy

>>38391370

>Trying to impress a female with a penis

That's like trying to impress Bugs Bunny with a carrot.

>how do you feel about being female
Having a female body is fine. Gender roles get me down.

>how do you feel about women in general
I hate most people, but I know some great women. I get annoyed with women who pander too much to men (I know a girl who's fucking thrilled her boyfriend didn't beat her when she tripped into his action figure collection), but understand why they do it. I really dislike a lack of conviction and cutesy, feelsy behaviour in general and women exhibit this more than men. I know a chick that couldn't handle a moderate political discussion between me, her boyfriend, and our professor so she started fucking waving her phone around with pictures of kittens because God fucking forbid adults exchange something other than platituded and pleasantries. Of course, this doesn't make me particularly hostile to women since that's fucking stupid and obviously men are more likely to exhibit other traits I find annoying, too, like refusing to admit when they're wrong. There's always outliers, c'est la vie.

>>38388018
I hate being female and I don't know how to cope with being objectively inferior.

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>>38389197
what makes you think you would be tall strong and alpha if you were male?

>>38392670
What are you talking about, you can get a man to obey your every will with your vagoo alone

I would have rather been born male but I'm not a tranny.
I think women in general aren't very different from men except that they're weaker.

>>38388018
I don't like being a female. I know it's a lot easier than being male but growing up I felt I would have fit in better as a boy. I've never liked dressing girly or wearing makeup, hell, I don't even know how to put makeup on. Even growing up I found myself having an easier time talking to boys than girls. I was only allowed to hang out with them at school because my mom thought I would get raped or something. I just feel like I wouldn't have ended up as socially fucked up if I was male.

It's fine. I don't like my large breasts and in a very uh, how would you say it, gender biased occupation (hospitality) I see the unfairness. Men are usually asked to do stock etc, and women do the customer service, usually. The ones that play coy, laugh at all jokes and are unsure and extremely apologetic about everything get tipped very well, and the men/ones who don't act like a complete doormat get tipped shit/nothing (non-USA ). If I try lift heavy stuff someone goes
>oh no no, I'll get that dear!
And you know, it's nice of them, but how did the guys get good at it? I can certainly tell you from watching new starts that it's not a god given male gift. It's practise, and if I practised I would get good too, just not given the chance.
That and being discouraged from certain hobbies I was into as a kid. It was the 90s and now if someone makes a comment I could tell them to fuck off, but truth be told I could be a very different person if I wasn't restricted from things that were 'for boys'.
But thinking about it, being a male just wouldn't feel natural, so in the most basic sense I like being female. My brain is a female brain and I'm no better or worse than anyone else for it.
As for other females I used to have a very poor view of them, but I didn't really talk to them, you know? I'd catch flippant public conversation on public transport, or ask their favourite artist and think they're shallow, but to be honest we're all human, We've all had these existential thoughts, and unlike what the majority think here, they're not in some bubble where they think only good thoughts, or are only sad when bad things happen to them.

>>38388018
>Femanons, how do you feel about being female?
Pretty good, nothing to complain. Although I'm a fembot so it's like couple of points deducted from feminity.
>How do you feel about women in general?
I like them alot, especially those feminine ones, I like interracting with them and find myself struggling to say 'no' to a pretty girl.
Though I don't quite get how some women can get so bitchy towards other women 'just because'.

>>38388018
I love being female, its easier in general to be honest, but I dont have many female friend as a lot of female I know are dumb as shit or just slutty in general.

To be fair the fact I don't have a lot of female friend must be because I don't enjoy ''girly'' stuff like shopping since i'm a gamer mostly so meh.

Oh, I also hate third-wave feminism, while I know that feminism is necessary in some part of the world, shit like nagging about man spreading, pub, or porn is dumb as shit and does not focus on real problem like excision, rape and such.

I don't despise it, but the grass looks greener on the other side.

I wish I wasn't a womanlet (I wanna be at least 6ft). I wish my body didn't actively hate getting gainz (I wanna be able to lift 200lbs).

I wasn't raised to have any gumption or self-discipline. People go on and on about how "girls can do it to!!! :)))", but they're ignoring the fact that our socialization makes us not want to even try. When I was a little kid, I wasn't told to push through my failures; I was coddled and helped and it made me feel fucking useless. I'm trying to get better, but learned behavior is fucking HARD to undo when no one's forcing you to do it.

Also I'm in STEM, so I get to wonder if I only got hired because of my vagina.

Also I love bantz, but I have no idea how to respond to them. When I would try as a kid, people would get legit angry at me (because little girls are apparently supposed to be assumed to be talking seriously at all times). So now I freeze up and can't think of anything, so I just don't say anything. So now I get to be that weird loner that doesn't talk to anyone.

But I deal with my emotions in a way that guys do. I didn't get why boys weren't allowed to cry as a kid, so I didn't let myself cry either. So now I'm emotionally stunted yay (though I like to think I'm more logical because of it).

I wear guy clothes and no make up. Girl clothes are terrible. It also makes me wonder how much female privilege is just attractive people privilege (because I don't get any of those benefits people talk about).

Tits are useless flesh sacs and I'd rather not have them. Also bras are expensive.

Periods are annoying, but menstrual cups let you ignore them if you're not someone who gets massive cramps (seriously, any girls reading this, please get one; all you have to do is wash them out once or twice a day while in use and they'll last you for YEARS; THINK OF THE MONEY YOU'LL SAVE).

>>38388081
>And I think sex with guys is better but I never had sex with a girl so I can't compare
That could had been worded a lot better.

>>38394134
Can I suck your feminine dick please?

>>38394193
> Feminine
> Dick
> Choose one

>>38394139
Post a throwaway and I'll teach you to banter

>>38394139
I tried menstrual cups but the first time it got stuck inside.
Honestly I relate to an awful lot of what you said. The majority, really.
Exception of guy clothes and no makeup, and I actively worked on my emotional intelligence.
What is it you do?

>>38394421
Alright let's do this. [email protected]

>>38394710
>I tried menstrual cups but the first time it got stuck inside.

I had that problem at first too. It's a matter of relaxing your muscles in the right way (though there's no way to avoid getting all up in there).

>I actively worked on my emotional intelligence.

How2engage emotionally help pls. I'm fine not feeling anything, but I know it bothers people when I look like a blank slate.

>What is it you do?

Quality stuff in a factory, though I wanna move to R&D when I get the chance, though.

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>>38388018
It's a black thing, you wouldn't understand

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IT IS THE SHOES

>>38388144
>>38388342
Hi Fart

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>>38389114
>>38389132
>>38389137
>>38389212
>>38389438
Hello, my name is Bad Bart. And who the hello are you? Eat my shorts!

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Bees are flying insects closely related to wasps and ants, known for their role in pollination and, in the case of the best-known bee species, the European honey bee, for producing honey and beeswax. Bees are a monophyletic lineage within the superfamily Apoidea and are presently considered a clade, called Anthophila. There are nearly 20,000 known species of bees in seven recognized biological families.[1][2] They are found on every continent except Antarctica, in every habitat on the planet that contains insect-pollinated flowering plants. Some species including honey bees, bumblebees, and stingless bees live socially in colonies. Bees are adapted for feeding on nectar and pollen, the former primarily as an energy source and the latter primarily for protein and other nutrients. Most pollen is used as food for larvae. Bee pollination is important both ecologically and commercially; the decline in wild bees has increased the value of pollination by commercially managed hives of honey bees. Bees range in size from tiny stingless bee species whose workers are less than 2 millimetres (0.08 in) long, to Megachile pluto, the largest species of leafcutter bee, whose females can attain a length of 39 millimetres (1.54 in). The most common bees in the Northern Hemisphere are the Halictidae, or sweat bees, but they are small and often mistaken for wasps or flies. Vertebrate predators of bees include birds such as bee-eaters; insect predators include beewolves and dragonflies Human beekeeping or apiculture has been practised for millennia, since at least the times of Ancient Egypt and Ancient Greece. Apart from honey and pollination, honey bees produce beeswax, royal jelly and propolis. Bees have appeared in mythology and folklore, again since ancient times, and they feature in works of literature as varied as Virgil's Georgics, Beatrix Potter's The Tale of Mrs Tittlemouse, and W. B. Yeats's poem The Lake Isle of Innisfree.

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Which femanon egg?

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>>38388144
EVEREST NO PROBLEM

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Do you guys like moths?

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What did you eat for breakfast today, anons?

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Do femanons like biscuits and gravy? I bet they don't because they have shit taste.

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They they that egg is white and yellow. So I ask you femanons, where is the white??

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>>38394988
How do you like your cereals?

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cmon guys its easy

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These eggs came straight from Op's vag.

>>38395176
I do. They're cute.

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Atlas moth
Female
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Arthropoda
Class: Insecta
Order: Lepidoptera
Family: Saturniidae
Genus: Attacus
Species: A. atlas
Binomial name
Attacus atlas
(Linnaeus, 1758)
Attacus atlas (Atlas moth) is a large saturniid moth found in the tropical and subtropical forests of Southeast Asia, and is common across the Malay archipelago.

Atlas moths were often considered the largest moths in the world in terms of total wing surface area, but recent sources confer this title upon the Hercules Moth from New Guinea and northern Australia. Their wingspans are also among the largest, reaching over 25 cm (9.8 in). Females are appreciably larger and heavier than the males.

Atlas moths are said to be named after either the Titan of Greek mythology, or their map-like wing patterns. In Hong Kong the Cantonese name translates as "snake's head moth", referring to the apical extension of the forewing, which bears a more than passing resemblance to a snake's head. Japan only has the A. a. ryukyuensis subspecies which is native to the Yaeyama Islands, principally Yonaguni, and as such is called the Yonaguni-san, "Yonaguni silkworm"). It is said to be the inspiration for the movie monster Mothra.

The largest lepidopteran in terms of wingspan is considered to be the White Witch, Thysania agrippina. A record specimen of Attacus atlas from Java measured 262 mm, while Thysania are documented to be about 290 mm or more.

In India, Atlas moths are cultivated for their silk in a non-commercial capacity; unlike that produced by the related silkworm moth (Bombyx mori), Atlas moth silk is secreted as broken strands. This brown, wool-like silk is thought to have greater durability and is known as fagara. Atlas moth cocoons have been employed as purses in Taiwan.

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The President of the United States of America takes pride in presenting the Navy Cross (Posthumously) to Second Lieutenant John William Overton (MCSN: 0-3071), United States Marine Corps, for extraordinary heroism while serving with the 6th Regiment (Marines), 2d Division, A.E.F. in action near Vierzy, France, 19 July 1918. While valiantly leading his platoon in an attack against the enemy, under severe machine-gun and artillery fire, Second Lieutenant Overton was mortally wounded. His courageous conduct had a great moral effect upon his men and helped to insure the success of the attack.

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My tits are sagging.

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>>38395178
I had a mexican breakfast

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These eggs are inside every fembot.

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A tireless midfield playmaker, Cardoni started his career at US Rumelange before joining Luxembourg club Jeunesse Esch in 1992. He was then snapped up by German Bundesliga side Bayer Leverkusen, for whom he made only one substitute appearance (against Bayern Munich) in two seasons.[1] He became the third Luxembourgian player in the Bundesliga ever, after Nico Braun and Robby Langers.

He rejoined Jeunesse Esch in 1998 and became player/manager at US Rumelange in 2006.

Cardoni won the Luxembourgian Footballer of the Year award four times (1995, 1996, 1999, 2000). He now serves as an ambassador for the Special Olympics.

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>>38395229
How did you find this pic of a >fembot

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I love breakfast food. It's all so good.

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This moth has a 50% chance of being female!
How cool is that!

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>racial segregation
>in current year

Founding of the People's Republic[edit]
One of the major avowed objects of the Communist Party of China (CPC) during its rise to prominence between 1921 and 1949 was the improvement of the standard of living of the average Chinese citizen, the vast majority of whom were rural dwellers. During the pre-1936 period, the CPC played a major role in transforming rural life in areas it influenced or controlled. A major area was land reform, where control was taken from traditional land owners and wealthy peasants, and appropriated to the state, that is, collectivized. China in the early post-1949 period saw increases in mechanization of agriculture, the spread of electricity, running water, and modern technology to rural areas. However, by the late 1950s, much remained to be done.

Mao noted that most benefits were accruing not to the rural areas, where the vast majority of Chinese still lived, and who were the ostensible focus of the revolution, but to urban centers. Identity card systems channeled unequal degrees of resources, including food rations, to urbanites and rural dwellers. The "rustication" of the Cultural Revolution failed.
During the Great Leap Forward campaign of 1958 to 1961, China's leaders attempted to accelerate collectivization and dramatically increase the pace of industrial production throughout the country, particularly in rural areas. This mostly involved small-scale production, such as the smelting of "backyard" steel. It was thought that through collectivization and mass labour, China's steel production would surpass that of the United Kingdom within only 15 years from the start of the "leap."

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>>38395262

pic related origamo

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I milked this from a femanon.

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>>38395274
I've never had brown eggs. Do they actually taste different than white eggs?

The Hollywood Dell is a residential neighborhood located in the Hollywood Hills section of Los Angeles, California, in the lower eastern Santa Monica Mountains. Before Highway 101 was constructed, this area was one with Whitley Heights and considered part of the original Hollywood Hills.[citation needed] The generally accepted borders of "the Dell" are east of Cahuenga, north of Franklin, west of Argyle, and south of the Hollywood Reservoir. It is fully encompassed by zip code 90068.

The Hollywood Dell is so named because it sits "in" the hills just above commercial and tourist-popular Hollywood, rather than atop the hills.[citation needed] In general, one must travel downhill to enter the dell, and uphill to exit it.[citation needed] The roads within the dell are mainly hilly, and many homes are built on hillside lots

With its close proximity to the Hollywood Bowl, the Dell is a popular free parking area for concertgoers.[citation needed] Concert parking is prohibited for such purposes, and a number of entries are guarded.[citation needed] However, locals who know their way around can get into the neighborhood and contribute to a problematic overcrowded parking situation on concert nights
Typical residences in the Hollywood Dell are single-family dwellings with a heavy influence of Spanish Colonial Revival Style architecture.[citation needed] There is also an active homeowners association, with voluntary dues, named the Hollywood Dell Civic Association

>>38388018
>nonexistant group of people, how do you feel about being female?
???
why are you asking the opinion of something that doesn't exist? if you want to LARP you can always go to >>>/tg/

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>>38395294

Race can be spotted in anything desu.

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>>38388018
How do you feel about cereal with berries?

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>>38395183
Biscuits and gravy are the cultured man's breakfast.

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I'm a proud ethnic Kekistani. For centuries my people bled under Normie oppression. But no more. We have suffered enough under your Social Media Tyranny. It is time to strike back. I hereby declare a meme jihad on all Normies. Normies, GET OUT!

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>>38395319

desu I'm an eggman.

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Who here /dixie breakfast/? I love me some chicken and waffles.

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lets give communism a try, guys.

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Everyone still remember very clearly why it is NOT a good idea to piss me off. During a soccer game at my high school one newish ref dared to give me a yellow card for my supposed "violating" tackle. I told him you don't know shit about soccer and demanded his qualification. He refused then I told him I am not only a soccer player, I am also a kendo, karate, judo, and many more martial arts practitioner. He seemed intimidated and I offered him a chance to round up the situation. Then it happened, the dude from the other team who was supposed to be "injured" from my tackle started to berate me. I told the ref to prepare his Red Card because now the ground is also going to turn red. I approached the guy face on and he started to back off. Some of his mates started to come to me to restrain me, a single glare from me is enough to send chill down their spine, paralyzing them in fear. I told him that since we are playing soccer, I am not going to use my hand. I said I am going to give you a free kick, and your face is the ball. In one swift motion he fell like a giraffe. Squealing in the ground, I did NOT stop. His friends now tried to restrain me. In the end it took eight guys to stop my rampage. Needless to say the game is cancelled. My mates and the opponents now have a newfound respect for me. I will stand against rule breaker.

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feels breakfast-y mane

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You can find the chad male hierarchy anywhere in nature.

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Femanon's vaginas look like my breakfast porridge.

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If you have never dangled a screaming woman over the edge of a hot air balloon while holding a Hitachi Magic Wand to her clitoris you are missing out on one of lifes simple pleasures. There is nothing more thrilling than to cause a woman to repeatedly orgasm against her will, to force her to endure an erotic sensation even as her adrenaline and senses are on full on survival mode. THIS IS ALL A DREAM THIS IS ALL A DREAM I DON"T WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!! UNGGHHH!!!(Erotic moan.) Then carry her back to safety and feed her sobbing mouth animal crackers one by one while stroking her hair like a father consoling a daughter with a skinned knee. Their terror often causes them to revert to a childlike state so they are more than receptive to the "here comes the airplane!" game even when you replace the "airplane" with....

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2sweet4me desu

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>>38395204
EAT LEAD TOWEL HEADS!

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I wish I could make this. But it always looks so messy when I do it.

Anime is poison to children's minds and it creates a fake world for them to live in. Anime introduces pornographic material at a young age and has very graphic and violent scenes. This carries over into adulthood and creates these lazy, nasty, hideous slobs that were once your children that now sleep with an anime body pillow at night and read mangas at least 10 times a day. Anime also consumes your soul and wastes time that could be used to go outside, get 60 minutes of fresh air, do homework and contribute something to society. The people who watch anime are not the problem, anime is. Anime is the root of all problems, cancer, war, Africa, and the Nazis. Since people watch anime on the TV so much, it uses electricity and is the reason why the oil reserves will run out soon. Anime causes cancer because it has been proven TV screens emit radiation and radiation causes cancer. Anime has caused war by inspiring the Nazis to side with the Japanese through their cartoons and establishing the Pacific Front in World War 2. African leaders in Africa are corrupted by anime influences and they cannot tend to their peoples needs and cannot feed them. Future generations will be ruined and destroyed by anime influence. Everyone thinks the downfall of humanity will be ourselves, but in reality it is anime. After the atomic radiation, the Japanese wanted to get their revenge on the world and created their ultimate weapon, anime.

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a meal for all tastes.

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Found OP LOL

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>eggs are one of my favorite foods
>they give me diarrhea
Why has god forsaken me?

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>>38395370

Anyone ever roll their bacon around their hotdog? :smirk:

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a colorful breakfast is a good breakfast.

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sick of fucking iraq.

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>>38395396
Here she is, from an another angle.

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balanced breakfast = balanced mind

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>>38395391

jesus. Probably need a whole team of chefs to make that looks like from a hotel. This is what I can come up with at best.

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>>38395405
It's like angels peeing in your mouth when you're dying of thirst in the desert.

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Yest Its me OP here. recent pic of me eating my fav food XD

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>>38388018
YOUNG
GIFTED
AND
BLACK
DUDE!

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Any other fembots get hair tangled all the time?

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>>38395428
WE WUZ EGGS N SHIET NIGGA

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>>38395428
you still have much to learn, my breakfast-child.
one day you shall achieve such highness, believe it!

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>>38390141
Black Bart
With gold necklace

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>>38395429

Egg sandwiches are godtier. Bacon is too oily and fat.

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New enegry plan guse

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Any other femanons here who just can't stop eating? xD

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Hashbrowns are delicious

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Seriously wtf is poached egg? How do you beat an egg and still have it's shape??

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Black femanons are robots right? Pic related its me

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Patrician's choice. If you're a robot this is the type of food I recommend you make. Minimal effort required; maximum nutrition.

alos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.''
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

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>mfw thread's title
should be /breakfast general/ t b h

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>>38395553
this is 2d>3d general

I like to jack off

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Henk henk henk henk

Mind if I ask why you do this shit? It's immature and pointless. I know it's only two or so of you, it accomplishes nothing other than making /r9k/ a more toxic place. Since your shitty "campaign" started more Normies have returned and in faster numbers than ever before. Soon the "dank members" are gonna overtake the Roasties because they find this shit funny.

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i leik beez

>>38395898
number one rule is dont like or do things they dont like :^)
nothing personnel ofc

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LIEK O M G