You need at least three of these features to be a robot

You can be all of those and not be a robot. You can be none of those and be a robot. Your list is retarded.

>>38366604
wrong

give me someone with all those features that's not a robot

>>38366634
I don't know about his dick, but Danny DeVito is one example of many.

>>38366691
if he wasn't famous he'd definatley be a robot

>>38366765
He didn't accidentally become famous.

>>38366765
>give me an example
>hurr that doesn't count because he's famous

And if given someone not famous, you would say it doesn't count because you don't know him.

>>38366765
He was born famous. Just like robots are born robots. Oh, wait...

I'm all of those except I'm 182cm or whatever it is in feet.

5'10
Johnny bravo chin/jaw
Skinny
Lovely had of hair
Average (6.1) dick.

>below 5'9": yes
>weak chin: no
>weak jaw: no
>fat: yes
>receeding hairline: yes
>small dick: no

I'm officially a robot.

Mfw

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i am none of these things
am i a chad???

>>38366543
Lol you can be all of these and still be president

>>38366859
6'2"
good chin
great jaw
thin
full head of hair
7" dick

Every inch below 5'9 should count as one.

>>38366543
I think it should mean being KV and having little or no friends (like 1 or a few if they're also not normals)

>>38366604
I trust yiu bc you got the numbs of the beets

5'8
Mediocre chin
Small jaw
Skinnyfat
Not balding
5.5 average dicklet

Also asian. Can I rightfully claim my title of robot?

>>38366543
I am none of those. Plus I'm very athletic. However i'm 30 and still living with mom. Do I apply?

>>38366885
If you have none of those things and are KV you're not a robot, just a faggot.

>>38366859
6'2
Good jaw
Good chin
Skinny musclar
Black thick hair
8" dick
I can get girls but they're always fucking THOTS

>>38366543
So what you're saying is you have to be a Korean.

>>38366543
>6'7''
>shit chin
>shit jaw
>overall thin, but have some lower belly fat
>i guess avarage hairline, but shittiest hair texture ever
>barely 5.5 inch dick, pretty thin aswell

fuck me

>>38366921
No, someone can be extremely ugly without a weak jaw or chin (big nose for example can ruin a whole face). Also you can have an extremely unattractive body without being short/fat. There are tall skinny dudes women are disgusted by. Also people with acne or other skin problems all over their face and body.
Countless other things could be wrong with someone that would make them rejected socially by everyone.

i only qualify for 2
fuck

>>38367002
I guess you're right. Op should've just written "ugly face" but then attention whores go wahh I'm so ugly when they're average as fuck.

>>38366543
>below 5'9"
>weak chin
>receding hairline

Yeup.

>all of these, except for 5' 10"
k-king of the manlets

>>38366543
I've none of these features but I'm still a robot.

>23
>Half-black/white
>Lanklet
>Virgin who's only had guts to ask out one girl, only to be shat on by her
>No friends
>Poor, live at home, can't drive, NEET, messy
>Usually bring parents with me to make decisions, including getting glasses and haircuts
>Addicted to my computer
>Very few good habits
>Failing classes because I let things get to me and succumbed even further into bad habits
>As a teenager I promised I'd kill myself before I hit 18 but dad eventually convinced me otherwise
If I'm not a robot I'm at least one hell of a fucking loser.

>>38366691
Yeah bra everyone is crazy about danny devito literally EVERY teen girl gets wet when they think of him and want to hang with him hes such a Chad.

Face it, kid, Danny devito is a robot.

>>38367276
I didn't know he is a virgin living in his mom's basement.

>>38367276
>3 children and a marriage that's been going since 1982
>robot

>>38366543
t. person who started browsing here a week ago

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>>38367002
You are wrong. You literally cant be unattractive if you have dimorphic features, such as a strong bonestructure that implies ideal hormonal profile and health. Pipe down lad, read a book.

>>38367354
marriage is for betas, rial alpha chets fuck 1 girl/second
- r9k expert

>>38366908
Are you feminine and cutesy?

Originalasalways

>>38366975
>6'7

Hello new boyfriend :-)

>>38366543
>fat
>bald

God dammit I'm not a tiny dick manlet with a weak jaw/chin. Am I disqualified?

>>38367449
>hypergamy doesn't exis-

1. 5`4 (164 cm, for more accuracy)
2. Shitty face.
3. Shitty jaw.
4. Thin as fuck, not attractive, rly.
5. Long hair.
6. 14 cm (really not so big, hmm).

Count me in

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>>38366543
>tfw none of those
>tfw girls think you're chad until you open your mouth
Roasties never suspect that they're flirting with autism incarnate. The looks on their faces is priceless when they realize how badly they fucked up

>>38366870
7 is big?
I get so much conflicting information.

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>>38367435
A quick visit to the uggo soc thread should answer your question.

>>38366543
>4

Proof I'm the only real robot.

>>38366604
How are you going to be a normie if you have all of these? This is the exact kind of retarded reddit-tier shit a normie would say. >>>/out/ with you

>>38367354
Any beta guy can get married to a used up whore. Not an argument.

>>38367792
Betas aren't robots, robots are omegas who are undesirable to even the roastiest of roasties.

>>38367276
you can't be famous and a robot

>>38366543
the only measure of being a robot is lack of friends historically, inability to make friends, and dissatisfaction with this.

>>38367809
I'm a fucking loser but if I became friends with you or any other robot we'd no longer be robots? That's dumb.

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>>38367360
Not having a weak jaw isn't the same as having a strong one. You could have an average one and look awful.