/britfeel/

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First for best girl evar

Britfeel is now sustaining about 1500 posts a day

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>making a post that contains "haha"

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>>38304429
Can someone please give me a quick rundown on this lad?

>>38304476
haha lad

>>38304468
Any other statistics you can share?

>>38304472
the internet fucked up any focus I had, I can't even sit through an anime episode

>>38304476
take a look at this angry nonce lads haha. bet hes a waifuposter haha

>>38304486
Yeah I still get urges. I was at the point where I was downing anything from 10-15 pint cans of Stella a night.

>>38304487
Yeah, but I'm not telling you shit fagboi

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>>38304457
Wonder when this freak will slit its wrists

>>38304487

I don't know really, I was going to try and work out what percentage of /r9k/ is britfeel, but /r9k/ is the only 4chan board without post/thread stats

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>Forgot to make the thread again

>>38304476
Probably 80% Jun

>>38304457
>>38304520
what the fuck is that

origoo

>>38304555
A zelda speedrunner

Anyone think they're addicted to their PC?

I turn it on first thing in the morning and pretty much sit there all day. Need to change it, any advice?

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Why are Chinese characters so aesthetic?

>>38304566

trip on, xi

>>38304566
Japanese character s are better

Just got banned from a pretty decent discord for acting retarded .How's your day going anons?

>>38304478
>knows 23 fighting stances

>wants to be the big daddy of /britfeel/

>has been to jail for an unknown reason

>rumoured to work as a hit man

This is all I know

>you're walking down the street and a car pulls up
>britnormie is in the driver seat with a gun
>get in pussy he say, we're making britfeel memes great again
what do

>>38304527

You could scrape all the data via the official 4chan API to be quite honest with you lad

>>38304582
What was the theme of it?

Also VOIP is for filthy normalfags.

>>38304581
"Japanese" Characters are Chinese characters

Can we get an MS paint on who supports who with the great ebin vs Len prison gay war

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What are you getting up to tonight then lads?

Was planning a binge eating session to cope with this stress but my normie sister stayed home. Guess it is more food for the binge drawer

>>38304476
Sorry about that haha

>>38304566
>I
>really
>don't know the third
>love

How did I do anon?

>>38304582
What's the appeal of joining a discord? Everyone has their injokes and friendships already, sounds awkward desu

>No thick, blonde, northern, 30-something year old gf

Give me 1 good reason to live

>>38304527
can you not work out on average how many posts there are in other threads a day and then work out the percentages?

>>38304650
>thiccc
>northern
>30 something
this guys taste is fucking aids

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Anon from yesterday who was working on the brit/feel/ themed Mario Party 2 board here. So far the basic layout is done and art is ongoing but I need brit/feel/ references and other maymays to put into the board.

So far I have poleaboo hiding in a bin and and a dog someone wants me to include somewhere.

>>38304618
Pretty /b/ tier but had a nice feel to it and a few regulars who were always good to talk with.
>>38304640
Had been there since it began.

>>38304639
>How did I do anon?

It says "I want do love"

Or "I want to have sex".

>>38304682

i thought he meant thick as in stupid, especially when he added blonde

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>>38304687
>included the doggo

I'm happy, thanks anon.

When do you think it's going to be finished?

Truck boys would be neat too.

>>38304658

Ok, so it seems 6.6% of all posts on /r9k/ are britfeel

>>38304658

Actually it would be trivial wouldn't it, you could just record the post number of the most recent post made on britfeel at a certain time of day, that would give you the number of posts on the whole board per 24 hours.

Then work out britfeel as a percentage of that.

>>38304699
Xie xie Anon laoshi

Wo qu xuexi hanyu

Think that is right at least. How long have you been learning it?

>>38304696
>Had been there since it began.
How'd you get banned then? Just ask one of the fellow old timers to let you back in.

new to this thread w-who is poleaboo

>>38304634
Think he means hiragana/katakana

>>38304640
You just described /britfeel/. Can you imagine being a newlad coming into the thread and seeing everyone going off on one about this 'ebin'/'tilde'/'len' faggot?

>spoke to an anon about my mental health problems and my occupational therapist
>he recommended i go to a crisis team

is that lad here, i could use some input

>>38304758

It's not information worth knowing, mate.

>>38304744

Show your working

Originally

>>38304751

Not the anon you replied to, but I've been more seriously learning it since January/February, but done the odd bit here and there before

>>38304773
not him but the NHS crisis teams are fucking shite

>>38304755
I would just get banned by the others again desu :/

>>38304758
A paki with a mental disorder

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>Can fit my entire arm in a can of pringles
T-this is normal, right, lads?

>>38304784
fuck, i was thinking about calling 111 because i think i am clinging to my insanity by a single thread right now, what would they do?

>>38304782

1500~/22821 = 0.0657


too low in content, the robot doesnt like numbers

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>taxi to train station arrives 30 minutes later than expected
>had to buy another train ticket because I missed my train
>2nd train was full so I had to stand in a cramped bit with all my stuff
>train was so small that I had to crouch over so I was banging my head on the ceiling
>stood for an hour with immense back pain
>come home to find council trying to make me pay tax even though i'm exempt
>ceiling starts leaking and management tell me they can't do anything and i have to come back in 15 hours to sign a form before they even take a look at the problem

Nice day all in all. About to go to shops so i'll probably get hit by a bus on way or something, just to top the day off

>>38304800
unless you tell them you have laid out plans to kill yourself they'll probably do fuck all. Worth a try anyway see what happens

>>38304798
Are you fucking 9?

Actually not an original comment

>>38304751
Wo3 Zai4 Xue2 Xi2 Han4 Yu3 For "I am studying Chinese"

Wo3 Xian4 Zai4 Xue2 Xi2 Han4 Yu3 For "I am studying Chinese right at this moment".

>How long have you been learning it?

3 months

>>38304800
You shouldn't get mental health advice from ebin of all posters.

You should call 111 and see what they can offer.

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Lads I really want to shave my balls but I have lots of fordyce spots (pic related) and I'm scared of going over them with a razor, any advice?

>>38304800
They'd ask you if you were going to kill yourself. Depending on your answer and how you deliver it they will either send someone over or just give you some empty words.

>>38304811
He should record the call whilst he's at it, for a laugh haha

lads
is literally doing nothing but waiting for your gf to come back online pathetic

>>38304837
he probably should, I mean if anything i'm a case thats proven the mental health services fail people

>>38304802
>>come home to find council trying to make me pay tax even though i'm exempt

I dunno if you saw my posts but the council recently sent me a letter saying I had 14 days to pay 939 out of the blue, I called them and they finally agreed they made an error and would recaculate.

I think they do this intentionally to try and milk people who don't know how to appeal stuff properly

poopoopeepeestinkypepebumbum

>>38304773

Not him either, but their effectiveness varies a lot depending on where you are, from what I understand. I'd also point out that Ebin is basically the biggest fuck up in the UK right now, and to take advice from him makes about as much sense as asking a T-Rex for a handshake.

>>38304783
>>38304833
Wow lads, I'm impressed at your dedication

How are you finding it? Grammar was super easy except for things like counters, I just used ge for everything haha. Remembering hanzi was hard for me too.

>>38304837
He asked what would they do. Ebin knows and you don't lad.

>>38304841
That looks like a really ripe, juicy ballsack mate

no homo

>>38304841
why the fuck are you shaving your balls with a razor you mad cunt, use scissors or an electric shaver like a normal person

Recommend me a book lads.

Just finished 10th of December.

>>38304865
I've resent a form saying why i'm exempt, so if they try fucking me over again i'm going to phone them.
Last year they sent me a court summons before realising their mistake

>>38304874

How good are you at chinese now? I probably know 1,300-1,500 words. I plan to take the HSK 3 exam in September

self diagnosing is honestly such a plague on societies outlook on mental health nothing good has ever come from telling anyone your self diagnosis

>>38304886
I doubt ebin has ever made a phone call in his life, never mind one for his own benefit.

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>>38304908

'My Twisted World' - Elliot Rodger

deadly serious

she's so pretty I want to die
I'm going to die alone

>>38304841
Slowly and pull the skin tight

>>38304886
I got sent to a crisis place the last time I went to the GP. I ended up a big empty new building with 3 key card required locked doors till you got to the room with no windows and then she basically said if I have plans to kill myself/harm others or anything to do with children she has to tell other people. So basically thats the whole purpose, if you don't tell them concrete plans they will do nothing. I even told her some edgy shit like I post here to try provoke them to do something but nothing.

>>38304917
this is true

>>38304827
nah, just thin as fuck. I weigh 9 stone.

>>38304914
It's what I did for about 8 months at uni. I barely put effort into it and wasn't really interested in it either. You should take pride in the fact you're better than me though. Everyone in my classes was just as bad as me.

Good luck with the HSK lad. Have you taken any other exams or jumping straight into 3?

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Talk on the street is that Ebin is going to ask Tilde to be his bf tomorrow. Get your dirty fun with Tilde in tonight lads.

>>38304920
No thanks he was rich and handsome, no clue how he managed to achieve fuck all.
He's whiny and uninteresting.

>>38304987
Typical Ebin engaging in that disgusting behaviour.

>>38304980

I haven't taken any other exams yet, I was going to start with HSK 2 but apparently it's useless. I really wanted to take the exam on July 15th but it clashes with my trip so I have to wait until September, although no rush.

>>38304607

Conner will forever be the big daddy of /britfeel/

>>38304961
>I even told her some edgy shit like I post here to try provoke them to do something but nothing.
Go on lad, share what you said. It's like something out of peep show these moments, I remember Poleaboo calling one of his female police interviewers a fat, lonley freak.

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I AM 20 ON FRIDAY AND I HAVE NEVER HELD HANDS WITH A GIRL

>>38304990

Your loss anon, you don't have to have a high opinion of him to appreciate the book itself.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-40572613

I COULD OF SAVED HER

>>38304997
using britfeel as a dating service baka

>>38305026
welcome to the club, i'm 20 and i haven't either

>>38305017
I saw some exam papers and the early ones are really easy and aren't really worth anything. Starting at 3 seems like a good choice. You going to zhongguo beforehand?

>>38304987
>>38305043
>online relationships

shan't be doing that

>>38305021
I posted it in the thread afterwards and someone claimed it was bullshit I think. I can't quite remember. I'm sure it was something to do with "normal people". She actually recommended I go to a local autistic support group for help

>>38304429

on Tuesday, bin day where im fae.
>71288719392
>>38304429

>>38305026
I'm 27 and haven't smelled a girl outside of my family for 9 months, nevermind dreams of hand holding.

>>38305032
I've read parts of it. He's not that interesting imo.

>>38305026
>>38305059
20 is your last year to change. After that the true misery sets in.

>>38305080
Hes a pathetic failed normie, he just values stuff normies value but he was too autistic and beta to figure it out

>>38305020
who is conner?

>>38305065

I won't go to zhongguo for a while, maybe next year at a push. It's quite expensive and I don't really have the savings to afford it. Maybe if my financial situation improves I'll do it sooner

>>38305090
>the true misery sets in
b-but I'm depressed as shit already. Can it get worse?

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People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

original

>>38305113
Well it almost definitely won't get better

>>38304962
But mate, a pringle tube is about 10 inches and the average human arm is about 25 inches

So... Wtf? Do you mean just your forearm?

>>38305113
It plateaus at around 25-26. I think there might be another peak at 30 though.

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>>38305136
>I haven't reached the first plateau yet

>>38304980
>tilde went to uni
wtf did not know this. What one and what did you study?

Fuck tinder, the point of being rejected is that they already know you. If a girl doesn't know my relative merits and drawbacks then I'm not going to take her shitty opinions seriously.
You can't choose girls like they're from a fucking marketplace, all products one by one which are the same, it's fucking not like that.

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If any of you listen to podcasts, I really recommend Casefile's 3 parter on the Moors Murders.

'Bout 90minutes each, a lot of detail about the crimes, interesting stuff.

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>>38304874
>How are you finding it? Grammar was super easy

It seems that way at first but it gets harder when you start using characters to mean different things.
Also you have to not only translate the characters but then work out what the person is trying to say.

1. I wonder who came

2. Excuse me

3. There is a cat here

4. There are a lot of people in this bookstore

5. Is your friend coming or not?

>>38305156
You're a special case. I think your mum scaled the mountain of misery and gave birth to you on the peak, not to sound rude or anything mate.

I've got some fucking parade right under my window all day, lads


End me right now

>>38305095
this is something i actually agree with you on ebin lad.

he valued stuff normies do, and his views were generic edgy teen shit. he could have easily got a girl but he was too retarded to do anything about it. he walked about a shopping centre expecting to get a gf. you would think he would at least go to bar and give clubbing a go. And his killing spree was utter shite.

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>>38305158
>publicly declaring the low tier uni I was at

Shan't be doing that

>>38305190
Let them know it's triggering you. They will move for you.

Seeing a bunch of new trip fag drama. What happened to pakiboo? Did he go to jail?

>>38305162
You're doing it wrong mate. Tinder is *not* for finding a gf. There is no reason to care a lot about the personal traits and personalities of the people on there. Tinder is for those who want a quick shag.

>>38305188
This made me laugh fairly hard

>>38305168
Not before I go to bed anyway

>>38305205

I'm afraid that ain't gonna work

>>38305197

Ive got a tenner on Liverpool John Moores

>>38305197
No one here expected you to go to anything good.

>>38305197
Tell us you slag.

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>>38305197
At least tell us what you studied mate. Also tell us a bit more about your experience there desu. What happened when you tried to make friends? Was the course difficult? Did you try to be a normie? Did you drop out?

>>38304722
hopefully by the weekend, but I've got to do things in between now and friday so it might possibly not be

>>38305090
8 months til wizardry is achieved.

>>38305213
>tfw no shag

>Working on my life dream of writing a novel
>Probably gonna take me 20 years at this rate because im so easily distracted

It takes me about 6 hours to watch a 2 hour film, what the fuck is wrong with me?

>>38305270
It's all in the archives lad

But I didn't make friends, the course was easy-ish and I did drop out

Feels weird that there are lads here who weren't around for it. Makes me realise how often people here come and go

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>>38305213

>tfw no quick shag

>tfw no shag of any velocity....ever

>>38304561

that sounds like slavery. Why don't you buy a bigger monitor and move yourself to a bed

>>38304500
dubs

>>>/z/

>>38305404
you're not that important lad
can't believe you think you're mandatory reading for the thread

>>38305478
My rooms laid out in a way that I've got nowhere to put a monitor that I could see in bed.

>>38305478
>Dubs
It's Kevs here you batty.

>>38305484
Having a couple of prison gay orbiters really messes with your self importance.

Anyone else secretly think they'd be a really good actor?

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Should I be a law professor? On the one hand it seems quite comfy, get to surround yourself in academics and never really have to enter the real world of wagecuckery. Like how they say uni is an extended period after school, becoming a professor would make it never end. But on the other hand, I would have trouble seeing a purpose in my work? What do law professors even do? Research the law, write opinions about it? Why does that even matter? The law develops in the courts, not in an academic's study. Damn, I wish I had chosen a subject where research actually mattered, like physics or something. Still, it could be worse. I could have chosen something like Literature or History. Now that really would feel pointless.

>>38305549
I think so. I just need to figure out how to stop my face from turning into an emotionless plank of wood whenever i leave the house.

>>38305484
I don't desu

Just I always think of britfeel as being the same people consistently when it's really just a minority who have been here for years. Kind of jarring to suddenly realise that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JsF4a_246k

Me in china

>>38305569
If you don't even know what they do, you shouldn't be asking if you should be one.

Research the role first before asking.

>>38305569
nah, there are law professors that influence policies with their research. im doing law as a minor in uni and i personally hate it. its so fucking boring and the study is full of bell ends.

>>38305414
I just swipe an awful lot lad, eventually someone will do the same for me

>>38305598
>hink of britfeel as being the same people consistently when it's really just a minority who have been here for years.

isnt that the same thing?

>Got about 100 matches on tinder
>Too embarrassed about being neet and not able to drive to ever talk to people

Probably kill myself tbqh

>>38304908
lnfinite Jest by David Foster Wallace

>>38305840
>Probably kill myself tbqh
do hurry up

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zhongguo nusheng zui hao

>>38305840
Just go for the working class chav slags. They're used to having unemployed fellas.

>>38305853
Bang out of order give me ur address

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>>38305853
thats not very nice anon
If im not allowed to talk about dirty pakis your not allowed to tell people to kill themselves surely

>>38305750
>minor
yanks out

>>38305598

I wonder how many have been here 2+ years (Pre July 2015).

Tilde, Ebin, Shipanon, Poleaboo, BritNormie, who else?

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Moved to Glasgow, got a job yesterday. It's going good anons, its going good

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>>38305895

women zhidao anon

>>38305895
Something like 'Chinese girls are the best'?

I haven't learnt Chinese, but some lad said something about 'visiting zhongguo' so I'm guessing that means China

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>From birth you're subjected to a bunch of long dead normies rules for how you have to live your life
>Everything from what you're allowed to smoke to where you're allowed to live is dictated in law and enforced by the decendants of said long dead normies
>Stay from the path of the law and you'll be punished, do it violently enough and you'll be killed
>If you try to leave society and make it on your own you'll be arrested for trespassing, hunting without a permit, illegal camping and countless other things

If this doesn't make you mad as fuck then you're fucking insane

>>38305961
that is the english label for it too ya fanny

new to alcohol, what should I buy at the offie?

>>38306065


If you live on neetbux then shut the fuck up faggot, probably wouldnt last a day outside of your comfy room

>>38305986
>Moved to Glasgow, its going good

say what

>>38306060

Yeah

Zhongguo - China
Nusheng - Girl

zui - most
hao - good
zuihao - best

>>38306065
this is like something a 17 year old edge master would say

with out rules the world would be complete shite. most of us here would have had our head caved in by a chav if there was not rules

>>38306100
Tysk

>>38305816
Of course it is. He is retarded after all lad.

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I-I don't think Xi is coming back

>>38306153
>All this chinese posting in the thread

he got what he wanted

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Play Kancolle

>>38306153
Good riddance.

>>38305840
Did you use premium?

>>38306174

I meant Xi the cat

>>38306200
Oh, hes played you like a fool lad. Probably getting stroked by his owner right now

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>>38304429
Another day, another Cilla post

>>38306102
>>38306126
Fucking wastes of flesh.

Blow your brains out now, you're already dead anyway.

>>38306200
Give it a few days.

Remove pervert fat people shithead bum shites from this island you pervert obese cunt lad

The Chinese government pays me 5RMB for every pro china post I make.

Hope you boys are gonna be voting ni 2 new LADS to the Love Island on the app.

Out with the old, in with the new

>>38306236
good argument laddy

you do also realize that we live in a democracy and you have the power to make difference if you can be ased trying

you sound underage

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>>38306234
my support to the Asian country that urinates of cilla's grave first

I just had to complete 8 (eight) captchas to post

>>38306330
what were you going to say before the capchas came up?

>>38306236

> wastes of flesh
> is literally bellow nog-tier garbage mouthbreather

wewlad, you sure sound assblasted.

>>38306296
>you do also realize that we live in a democracy and you have the power to make difference if you can be ased trying

The biggest lie anyone ever told.

You can't make a difference, the status quo will be kept alive by the masses of scared retards willing to trade freedom for a life of servitude.

>>38306065
You could join a hippy/anarchist commune and fug smelly fat 40yr olds

>>38306388
Ok why haven't you traded for freedom?

Anyone thought about becoming a data scientist?

Seems like a bretty cool job

>>38306358
he is anarchist lad. they are usually the most retarded political theorists. they are worse than commies.

>>38306296
>we live in a democracy
Uhrm no sweetie, we don't

>Poster that moved to Boston
>Poster that lives in Germany
>Poster that is returning from Vietnam today
>Poster that is going to Paris this week
>Poster that is going to Amsterdam this week
>Poster that wants to go to China

>Ebin has never left the North of England, and almost never leaves a 5 miles radius of Filey

>>38306388
these are the funniest posts ive read in a while

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>>38306442
uncalled for lad, most places are just shitholes anyway. Travelling is one of the biggest normie memes in existence

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>>38306419
Data's pretty cool, so I suppose being a Data scientist would be as well

>>38306442
>Last three are two holidays and one lad wanting to go somewhere
The point still drives home without statpadding desu.

>>38306442

He even refuses to drive on any other road expect the one hes already driven on in the middle of the night

>>38306468

Can't fault that logic lad

>>38306419

I'm thinking of becoming a tracing agent after a solicitor recommended it to me as a career path. Apparently a lot do freelancing and it's fairly easy to get into

>>38306388
you have never studied history have you lad. look at the likes of the jacobins and look at the influence of numerous writers.

the plebs just follow whatever they are told to. the status quo always changes.

i have argued with your type before. always the same shit.

>>38306442
I'm going to China in October

(I had to complete 11 captchas to post this)

>>38304478
I heard he's the general of the notorious Young Peckham boy gang in South London.

>>38306442
>All these posters learning languages
>All these posters going to university
>All these posters that are employed or seeking jobs
>All these posters that are pursuing hobbies like wine making

>Ebin takes a whole week to watch one movie

>>38306442
Why should ebin feel bad? You can visit magaluf for 30 pound, travel is a fucking normie meme

Why should we pay thousands of pounds in clubs just to be surrounded by the same roastie as back home? I'll never understand it

>>38306485
I wish he would just surrender his license now and save everyone the hassle, he can't even control the car properly

>>38306523
im perusing boxing and i had a spar today. quite proud of myself tbqh.

Never leave us ebin, your posts make my day. I really want you to be happy one day

>Nice about about languages
>...
>Alright lads lets talk about ebin again
You lads are like ADHD kids with minecraft these days

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I'm going for my weekly wash in a bit lads, isn't that good enough for you? I'll be proud of it

>>38304687
black rubbish bags,
cctv cameras
post box
pigeons
rats
drains.
freddos

Imagine a /britfeel/ club with all the smelly bois providing refreshments

I call dibs on tilde! Haha

Just won ANOTHER game of chess against myself on tabletop simulator, thats won 8 and lost 8 in total today, what have you lads been upto?

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>All these posters making games

>Ebin quits a DoTA match 20 minutes in

>>38306591
have you been outside this week?

>>38306591
No, washing once a week is not good enough. Don't even pretend it is.

>>38306591
You play up to the reputation. Noone could live like you say you do.

>>38306600
hooters for smelly bois, with it's signature desusan cleavage uniforms

>>38306605
What a dork. Go back to the chess club

>>38306591

I'm sincerely proud of you for the maths stuff, and also getting your licence. You'll get a semi comfy semi stable existance one day

>>38305168
I listen to creepy pasta podcasts.
its very comfy short horror style stories before bed.

>>38306591
I was Thursdays because its the day I go do the shopping.

if I could do it twice id do sunday night also but I gave up on them after a couple of tries.

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>>38306626
I think friday or saturday. I went to tesco with mummy and bought some reduced german peppered salami

>>38306657
>Noone could live like you say you do.

haha yeah tell me about it, can't believe these gullible freaks really think I live like this

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>Throw my receipt in the bin from 6ft away as I leave Tesco
>It goes in
>Feel cool as fu-
>SLAM
>Wasn't watching where I was going and ended up slamming my trolley into a pole and everyone stared at me

>>38306670

just downloaded 4 player chess mod, tonights gonna be a pretty wild night desu, i consider this an "orgy" by my own standards

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>>38306614
Repackaging Skyrim=/Making games, Todd.

I'm so old I had a US pen-pal when I was in primary school.He wanted me to send him a beer can ffs.I didnt.

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>>38304687
And Keith Flint please.

>>38306674
Gimme some pod recommendations then lad

>>38306683
At least you've got a place you live alone. I don't even have that, still relying on my parents.

i'm going to singapore in october. i'm probably not going to lose my virginity to a cute asian girl though

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Every time I try to go out I hate it. Every time I end up with a girl I get sick of it and want to be on my own. Every time I try to do normie things I just want to end it.

I'm only ever happy when I'm on my own at home, should I ignore what other people think in regards to this being a loser lifestyle and just do what I like?

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>>38306740
Can't believe I didn't suggest Keith Flint.

I'm sorry Keith.

>>38306683
would you leave the house for 2 hours every day of the week next week if i gave you 100 quid?

>>38306743
I live with my family in questionable conditions

>>38306672
thanks lad, I actually go tomorrow or should be, makes me more depressed than anything else

>>38306773
I don't need the money but what would I do for 2 hours?

>>38306740
what's it like having a pet pigeon?

>>38306819
>what would I do for 2 hours?

i dont know, this is your job to figure out. perhaps go the library or go on long walks

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>>38306442
You forgot poster that is going to Filey, anon~

>>38306743
well I started out listening to no sleep podcast on the tune in radio app on my phone.

then I used youtube on my phone to listen.

started with
creepsmcpasta - did the creepypasta 2014/15/16/17 playlists

creepypastajr - same year playlists.


those alone will probably keep you going for about a year.

>>38306819
You just said you were bathing, you dirty cunt.

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any of you cucks remember this nigger

>>38306697

>do something clumsy in public
>laugh
>everyone looks at me like I'm retarded

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>>38306912
o-oh yeah haha

>>38306767
>>38306733
>>38306697
>>38306614
>>38306605
>All these posts with 1 or less replies
>Namefagging tranny gets guaranteed replies every time

Fuck this general, it's true cancer now

>>38306900
Friendly reminder that it's okay for Ebin to use /britfeel/ as a dating site.

>>38306900
Look how good she looks with some meat lad, that's how girls should be Tilde.

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>>38306923
one of the first images I saved off the net years ago when everything was funny.

why are there tripfags in my general?

>>38306927
Up your posting game lad, not a free of charity (yous)

Here's a special one since you're so upset though ;)

>>38306943
>tilde and ebin trash others for dating even though they've never talked about it in the thread
>they do it instead

>>38306772
I'm glad he never looks as salty as your pic. He's gone to bed now so ssshh, I won't tell him.

>>38306979
Go orbit len, cuck

>>38306957
hello newfriend are you enjoying your stay lad

>>38306957
Alright lad how's it hanging

>>38306997
Go orbit Ebin, cuck

>>38306979
tilde and ebin are partially the reason why i am going to become a full on normie. robots are too bitter. i prefer the company of normies.

>>38306943
>>38306979
nobody said anything about dating

your just going to shit the thread up again

Well well well, what's going on in here batty boys

>>38307028
You literally complained about anons meeting up with each other and how you could never do it.

>>38306979
tilde and ebin are partially the reason why i am going to become a full on normie. robots are too bitter. i prefer the company of normies. some of you are alright though.

>>38306943
>>38306979
>Post out of nowhere trying to shit up the thread
Do you think Len would be happy about this? He's a nice lad who likes comfy threads, not bitter attacks.

>>38307028
>spergs out about people meeting up from these threads and them being normies
>does it anyway

mountain biking to my local tescos to get a meal deal (pasta pot & water with a bag of quavers) then sitting on the bench eating it all whilst watching people at 5am may have been the comfiest thing I've done in my life seriously considering changing my sleeping pattern so I wake up at 4:45am and am on the bike by 5am and just cycle around for an hour then every monday go to tescos for a meal deal

anything you lads do that makes you feel comfy?

>>38307043
Some right quality banter, It really is

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>>38306987
I found a picture of his japanese cousin too.

>>38307050
>>38307075
no, I could not meet with anyone right now and that remains true. I have not socialized properly with anyone in real life. It would be impossible to meet up with a normie

>>38307068
I even spared len by not mentioning and deleting him, its obvious now its incompatible for me to interact with the majority of people

>>38306821
A steep learning curve because of his constant curiosity and the force of his personality, and just when I think I've got everything sussed he throws his hormonal urges in. People probably think it's weird having a pigeon in the house but I don't see what the difference is between that and keeping a budgie or a parrot. He doesn't think it's weird to have a pet human so it's all working out.

>>38307151
Well explain this >>38306900

alright lets stop all this shitty arguing. here is a topic. do you think bruce lee was actually a god like fighter or is he a legend like jesus christ? there is no real footage of any of his fights, just stories.

>>38307151
it's just sad len doesn't care but his 'friend' feels the need to shit up the thread at every step.

>Ebin said he was going to bathe 25 ago
>still hasn't

>>38307197
Is it impossible for a normal poster to just be sick of him?

>>38307144
Is that a sword he's holding? My god, imagine armed pigeons. Definitely don't think we could win that one.

>>38307188
Probably the latter, people really do like to glamorize their old memories of things. Can't prove they are with no videos though so you never know.

>>38307169
he said he'd be willing to meet up with me before. I wouldn't say its feasible at this moment but I'd probably do it just for the amount of (you)'s I could generate from it

>>38307222
I don't even know who Len is and I'm sick to the back teeth of this dude as well. I swear every fucking time he pops up the thread goes to shit

>>38307222
Well the earlier poster in the thread crying about the oddly specific 'dating website' complaint confirmed he talked to len every day so yes. Very weird.

Filey /britfeel/ meet up? Who's coming?

>>38307293

Just imagine if 15 of us did meetup in Filey, ebin would be so anxious knowing we are all less than a mile away

>>38307320
if we find out what car he has we can tailgate his bitch ass

>Hey lets go to 4chan and make usernames
Kill yourselves

Important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13412143

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>>38307293
>>38307320
f-funny joke lads haha

>>38307228
yeah, i think he was the later. i think he was definitely a great coach/teacher solely based on his books. but he might of done pretty bad in the likes of mma. even if bruce lee did fight people in the streets like legends say, he probably mostly fought amateur fighters or untrained thugs.

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going to pick up the new wheels tomorrow

Ambivalent feeling, getting a new bike, but I'm in debt now.
Hope the police or my mums facebook group turn up something on my missing bike.

RIP speed demon

>>38307351
I think I could leave for a month or something if people really wanted it

>>38307378
Fuck off Ebin your posts give me life. Ignore the handful of autists obsessed with you, they can always filter.

>>38307348
It has a name option why wouldn't you put a username?

>>38307406
Hard to ignore him when he gets about six replies

>had a long term girlfriend a few years ago
>both grew up and became very different people
>genuinely wouldn't want to get back with her even if the opportunity arose
>aside from a couple of drunken one night stands I haven't been with anyone since
>still think about her sometimes
>remember all the things I did wrong
>she behaved awfully to me and had a huge princess complex
>still think fondly of her
How the actual fuck do I get rid of this. I never want to see her again, but every now and then her memory comes creeping back. Fucking hell lads

>>38307415
alright sarah you dirty minx

>>38306523
Bloody hell lad. Might as well fully dox me.

Hobby is print making.

>>38307351
pls no you lads are my only friends

>>38307225
How are the ducklings doing?

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>>38304429
>>38305130

I miss Mozza poster tbqh

>Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
>And as I climb into an empty bed
>Oh well, enough said
> know it's over, still I cling
> don't know where else I can go, mother

Everyone post feels music

>>38307320
Should do it soon, hope to catch a bit of nice weather and get on the beach

>>38307430
Filtering filters the replies

>>38307437
It's the only way. We need to forget about the old world

>>38306756
Sounds good lad.
How come you picked Singapore over other Asian countries?

>>38307463
Except it doesn't, and I'm not installing some gay extension.

>>38307433
Ebin ;) my legs are still sore off the other day you animal xx

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>>38307446
Loving you is driving me crazy
People say that you were born lazy
'Cause you say that
Work Is A Four-Letter Word

So change your life
There is so much I know
That you can do
Come and see ...

Wide-awake
And take all of this love
That is waiting for you

If you stay
I'll stay right beside you
And my love
May help to remind you
To forget that
Work Is A Four-Letter Word

inb4 Cilia Black

I've decided to host my birthday party in britfeel on Friday, and you'll be extatic to know that you're all invited. Even cilla poster.
We need an itinerary though, playing pin the tail on the ebin might be difficult from the other side of the country.

>>38307588
bake a cake with britfeel on it and pretend to hand out slices to posters

>>38307485
my uncle lives there so i don't need to worry about a hotel

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>>38307351
It is settled. This will be the last /britfeel/ thread until it is resumed on August 11. It will be a much needed detox and an opportunity to start over.

>>38307612
b-but someone already did that

>>38307588
I'll take a picture of my tysk cans for you, gonna be a wild one

I like Ebin more when he avatar posted desu. Wonder why that is

>>38307617
Sounds great.
Heard it's expensive as fuck over there.

More money to test your luck in bars.

>>38307661
You didn't know he was a bad person unless you realised it was him posting

>>38307632
glad that I'll have the madmen here to spice things up for me

>>38307661
You associated his wacky antics with a cute anime girl and not a depressed hidden in the closet grown man

>>38307588
i would genuinely go if it was close but im going to assume you live too far away

>>38307438
Integrated with the foster family like they all hatched together, the mother is sitting on the whole brood at night which means she's happy about it. Giving them freeze dried mealworms as a treat and they go mental for them zipping around, I'll get a vid tomorrow if it's stopped raining.

>anybody got the link to that pastabin from a few days ago for webm converters please?

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>>38307736
I imagine so anon, but <3. Mummy and daddy will be taking their little disappointment into London for dinner anyway though.

>>38307588
Wait is your birthday on Friday too lad?

Don't doxx me doxxlad

>>38307588
>>38307588

It's a shame I'll miss it lad, I'll try and get some wifi though

>>38307809

I thought the anon you were replying to was "turning 20 on friday" anon

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>>38307630
>>38307612

britfeel cake

>>38307378
Hallelujah! Please do

>>38307612

I was tempted to bake a cake for your birthday because I know it's soon, but you wouldn't state the exact date

>>38307840
Yeah that's me.

Not the original anon. The guy replying. Fuck

>>38307378
I honestly don't think you have the willpower.

>>38307902
he couldn't leave for thirty minutes the other day to watch his film
he came back to moan about waifu posters

Night lads. Hope you have a comfy sleep & wake up well rested.

>>38307962
God yeah I recall telling him to turn shit off and enjoy his movie but he stayed.

>>38307995
Goodnight lad.
Have a good dream. X

>>38307114
>anything you lads do that makes you feel comfy?
come on lads pls reply I want to here how you lads get comfy

Why is britfeel on page 8

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>>38308052
Why isn't it bumping

>>38308052
Cause we put tits on the 3rd page.

>>38308052

We're having frequent posts, but it's still on page 8

I know a lot of normies come here, why do normies think rape is bad? I mean it is bad but to nowhere near the scale they think it is - it's similar to theft but normies put it on the level of murder and I don't get why

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>>38307114
Listening to The Smiths always does the trick tbf

>>38307054
>some of you are alright though
Don't go to britfeel tomorrow

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>>38308052


ITS HAPPENING
-----------------

EMERGENCY COUNCIL OF BRITFEEL IN SESSION

---------------

Why the fuck isn't it bumping? we're only on 324 posts, not 500

What do we do if britfeel died?

Get some posts up in this shit

>>38308120

ITS NOT WORKING, WERE ON PAGE 9 NOW HOLY FUCK

There's a documentary about Shipman on the telly right now if anyone's interested. They always start funny with the 'lethal dose of morphine' parts and him being a bit silly but then it just gets depressing

LEN CURSED THE THREAD

WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TURNED

BLACK PEPES PROPHECY

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BUMP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE BUMP

>>38308076
Tell me where you live. I'll rape you and you let me know if you felt the same way as if I just took your wallet

IF WE ARE DELETED, SQUAT IN NEDERVOEL

>>38306882
>>38306882
>>38306882

ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING

>>38307623 warned us, but we didn't listen.

l-lads?... I'm scared...

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SHUN THE LIGHT OF SEXY KEV

RIP /BRITFEEL/


25th November 2014 - 11th July 2017

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>>38307114
>>38308080
Smiths are great, Nick Drake is similarly comfy/depressing