/britfeel/

>>38300044

I do indeed, from July 2016?

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>>38300063
It was actually this lad, although I edited it so that it would be the correct month

Thinking about ordering a kebab lads

>>38300083

I remember when Shipman has his surgery above the kebab shop

Say you had it guaranteed that everybody would pull their weight rent wise, would you consider moving in with a few britfeel lads?

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>>38300044
Thread just aint the same without a Cilla post

>>38300108

As long as they wouldn't stink the house out with weed

>>38300108
Would really depend where in the UK.

>>38300123
This too. Cba living with smokers.

not a chance desu, heard some posters actually wanted to do it too

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Seriously right is the best and you are a faggot if you disagree

>>38300108
I hate living with other people so no

>>38300108
Only if they were all straight

There would be so much drama if there was even 1 gay person in there

>>38300138
London town
wodko

>>38300044
>44

This is a Kev thread lads.
Dubs beyond this post for all lucky fellows to get blessed.

>>38300152
Why couldn't we rent somewhere good full of white people?

>>38300159

If I get dubs, I won't get killed in Paris

>>38300174
Keep the riff raff out.

>>38300190
RIP Speedcube anon.

Plane from Saigon back to the UK today.
Feels depressing tbqh.

How you lads doing anyway?
Don't think I heard back from that lad who was worried about his dad. (might have missed his reply)
Also hope the lad who was meant to be going on holiday is still holding well.

Will branston pickle go well with my steak pasty?

>>38299840
Asked her not to, she got defensive and told me to stay out of her business, then I said she was being antisocial and selfish and should consider others before making an unreasonable amount of noise. Then she came out with "you are just racist against us, I have nothing more to say to you". A simple "sorry, won't happen again" would be fine, I don't give a shit what colour you are.
>>38300041
It is a VW people carrier, not sure which model. Pretty new, 13 plate I think. How would I hypothetically do that?

>>38300300
branston pickle must be the vilest smelling food or food substance, I can't even be in the same room as it. I'd reccomend you don't

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only rating that is a scientifically proven fact

>>38300338
Fuck off you ploughman hater

ehh im thinking about all these people from the past that i used to know from my school years etc and its making me sad lads

>>38300246

Hope you enjoyed it anon, is it non stop?

Ebin must be the vilest smelling poster, I can't even be in the same room as him. I'd reccomend you don't

>>38300362
Would you fuck off you peado.

>>38299986
Thread dieded, I'll try again for SAD light anon.
Thank you for taking the time to post lad, much appreciated. I looks rather fierce on the retinas, does it hurt if you stare at it? (Used to be a welder, arc eye isn't fun). ALso, is it LEDs? I'm going to get one come september. The /r9k/ Light of Happiness, let it shine.

>>38300367
just googled that, ploughmans lunch looks really grim. I don't think i'd touch it

>>38300338
>ebin can't be in the same room as branston pickle
>but lives in a room covered in dead insects and mould

As China gradually becomes more economically prosperous, do you think street shitting, animal torture and down syndrome tier driving will be eliminated?

>>38300407
and he constantly shits and pisses himself

>>38300107
>go in for a doner meat and chips
>get given a lethal dose of morphine and 8 spicy wings instead

>>38300407
dead insects and mould don't smell very strongly, branston pickle leaves a lingering smell that travels to the back of my nose

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>>38300338
Ebin, I regret to inform you that you are wrong. Pickle is good desu

>>38300407

That gave me quite a chuckle anon

>>38300426
oh shit a crack has appeared in the alliance

>>38300426
Friendship ended with Tildeanon

>>38300146
>>38300146
Reported to old bill.

Enjoy the party van faggot.

>>38300317
She's got that nicely down to pat, hasn't she?
Make a noise complaint with your local council. If she's making an antisocial amount of noise they'll take her to court and lets see her place the race card there.

>mfw the council can taking action against people with barking dogs but can't against people with constantly screaming toddlers

>>38300423
You stop noticing smells once they've been there for a while.

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absolutely ZERO excuse to be a virgin after the age of 19 when slags like this exist

>>38300380
I have indeed lad. Started shaky but got better as it went. Will miss the sheer hecticness of the streets with bikes just weaving through non stop.

Not non stop. About 12 hours to Paris, but then another hour or so flight into the UK. Thankfully only have an hour or so between each flight so it's not too bad.
Hope I don't fall asleep that early into the flight I miss the snack they hand out like I did on the way here.

>>38300447

Friendship ended with anon, Mould new best friend instead

>>38300412
I think street shitting is a consequence of a massive poopulation.

>>38300426
top 10 anime betrayals xd

>>38300451
>>mfw the council can taking action against people with barking dogs but can't against people with constantly screaming toddlers
they kinda can, my mate lived in house with constantly screaming kids next door and social services got involved

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>>38300462
I turn 20 on Friday what do

>>38300462
>implying i would want to have sex with that

>>38300462
stop posting things from /trans/

>>38300465

I once fell asleep on a plane back from Dublin as it was taxiing towards the runway, when it took off the g-force woke me up and I wondered what on earth was going on

>>38300491
escort service desu

>>38300462
>doesn't have a penis tho

>>38300470
I unironically still find this meme funny
>>38300509
IT DOESN'T COUNT

27 year old hkv, ama

>>38300469
It's because they're not house trained. Even in public toilets they'd rather shit on the floor.

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>>38300497

same poster tbbqhqhqyqyy

>>38300519
do you like pickle based food products

>>38300522
>liam posts this pic to show what a bad boy he is
>smoking was probably still allowed on planes in the early 90s

How many flights have you lads taken?

>1 return flight to Eindhoven
>1 return flight to Edinburgh
>1 return flight to Belfast
>1 return flight to Copenhagen
>2 return flights to Dublin
>1 flight back from Waterford (one way)


13 flights total

>>38300519
ever wonder if you're asexual? do you think you missed opportunities to not be?

I legit just had to do 6(SIX) captchas.

>>38300566
maybe 50 something. possibly higher

>>38300395
No worries, anon. No, it doesn't hurt if you stare at it - it's just really bright so you would be a bit dazzled but not injured - no danger of any damage like arc eye. They are designed to be glanced at and run in the background to trick your brain into thinking it's daylight. Mine is 2 x 36W Daylight (must be daylight) fluorescent bulbs. Not heard of them using LEDs. I know they aren't cheap but I wouldn't be without mine now and they seem to run and run. Will be happy to answer any other questions you have, lad.

>>38300522

it wasnt

he was kicked off

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Tfw you're only a KV and not a KHV

>>38300581

Business traveller or all leisure? That seems quite a lot

>>38300566
Took me 2 planes to get to bumfuck nowhere Arkansas, and 2 back

Does that count as 4?

>>38300594
all leisure, I'm 19

>>38300489
Unfortunately these were clean and well looked after brats but she had 5 kids in a 3 bedroom house, the two eldest went to school so she had 3 babies and toddlers then her sister would come over with her fucking three. The house was too small so she used to just open the back door and let them come and go. It was like living next to a creche and the little bastards used to whack the fence all fucking day with a broom handle or worse still, shin up at it and stare in at me in my office. Just FUCK off.

>extremely sensitive to noise, reeeeeee
>ended up moving house because of them
>mfw they moved out 2 days before me REEEEEEEEEE

>>38300566
Will be 12 after today.

>>38300566

When I was on one of the flights back from Dublin to Birmingham, the passenger next to me was a wagie who had a flight as his commute. He lived in Dublin and worked at some office building near the airport

>>38300568
>I legit just had to do 6(SIX) captchas.

There comes a point where a pass is economically viable

>>38300598
Im taking a random flight on Friday to Amsterdam because I hate my life.

>>38300462
Bollocks lad and this is coming from a non-virgin. I'm so shit shit with women that 90% will ignore my first message an 95% will ignore me after a few messages. I have no game. Most women are really apathetic and get bored unless you know how to make them laugh or look interesting on text.

Only managed to shag a few girls because they actually put in effort.

>>38300534
no, but i can see the appeal
>>38300568
i'm not, but i have very little interest in being intimate with someone

>>38300491
Kill yourself


110% guarantied original post

>>38300519
That's not rare here. It doesn't deserve an AMA

I'm a fews older than that and khv and I only there's at least 2 other people in this thread older than who is that

>>38300566
Think I've done about 13 or 14 this year alone.

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>>38300044
asdasoidpjdpsa
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>>38300649
If life is this directionless at 25 I will.

>>38300558
- thinks - Yes, you're right, it was only smoking pipes that were banned then. Funny how planes never blew up because of all those flying smokers, isn't it?

>>38300669
No you won't

You'll change ti to "30", then "35" then "40" then "50"

>>38300670
actually a plane caught on fire because of a cigarette in the lavatory killing 120+ once

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How many succs could THOT sipp if a THOT could success sipps

>>38300582
Cheers lad, you are an absolute star, I've had nobody to ask about this. What time of day do you use it?

>>38300607
Pharmaceutical marketing?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40341080

Scottish robots

Free heroin with no scary dealers

>>38300727
rich parents. I'm surprised that my dad hasn't hero'd tbqh

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>>38300462
>lost my virginity 2 months ago
>turn 20 next week

how do I get the bus?
literally never done this before, which ones go where?

>>38300621

^ This. Fuck google, if I wanted to waste time I'd do it shitposting instead of solving them.

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>tfw I share a name with the only notable person to come from my city
I'll be impressed if you get it.

>>38300699
Ooh. Was it flying or on the ground? I remember different countries and different airlines had their own rules for a time before it became universal.

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Lads this is what you sound like.

>>38300462

incurable gonorrhea laddy...its worldwide now...just saying

>>38300754
Mine was like that last night, I haven't slept since sunday night. Called me at midnight last night as he's in a different time zone, drunk off his arse due to being divorced by the latest gold digger and going to pieces, I thought he'd be used to this by now. Fucking bitch is after my inheritance.

>>38300843
found it on wiki, it appears to be only a "possible cause"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varig_Flight_820

still, cigs aren't banned because it'll blow the plane up, they're banned because of second hand smoke and shit. I even hate people who smoke on the street infront of me, its incredibly obnoxious

>>38300868
I think that if I was fucking a woman, and she started doing shitty mindbreak doujin dialogue, I'd go soft.

Do some people actually like this shit?

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>>38300868
>someone actually wrote this
Fuck sake lad, please tell me where you found this

>accidentally post something in the wrong thread
>have to wait a minute before you can delete it
Literally why?

>>38300912
>when you delete, 2 people have already replied

FFS, just let it go

>>38300811
Cilla Black?

im off to the boxing gym in a min. i remember when albarn lad wanted me to tell him about how i got on in the new boxing gym. i hope he is now in a better place seeing how i get on for himself

>>38300868
don't come here often do you
>tfw no cute britfeel bf

>>38300897
ebin you smell like pig farm, don't you dare call other people obnoxious

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>>38300926
>delete post
>respond to one and apologise with a polite sage
>6 minutes later get told I posted it in the wrong thread

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>>38300970
>cute
>having standards

I'd settle for white, not fat, and not overly hairy by this point

>>38300988
its inconsiderate though. When I went for a walk 2 weeks ago a middle aged couple got out of their trashed estate car, walked infront of me and both lit up a cig and the plume of smoke blew straight into my face. I had to slow down and hold my breath. That is not acceptable

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Only just read about this. Honestly makes me lose motivation to integrate back into society.

>>38300897
That captain really had his card marked by Varig, poor bastard.
I triggered an emergency landing as a kid because a pipe smoker filled the cabin with his smoke, it set off my asthma which behaved in the caribbean climate so I'd packed my inhalers in the hold thinking I wouldn't need them, the sky nanny lost it and had a proper, is there a doctor on board? episode, not comfy.

>>38300897
PS Whenever I see smokers on the street I think, do people still do that? Amazes me. Burn money and kill yourself, what a way to go.

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my fucking phone has shat itsself and ive lost all my /nightwalk/ pictures from the last couple of weeks, including some very comfy pictures of the few streets here that still have orange streetlamps, gutted dessy lads

>>38300970
I don't take prision gays seriously lad

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>>38301034
What the fuck is so offensive about pepe to normies? Hes just a cartoon frog for fucks sake

>>38301028
its inconsiderate though. When I went for a walk 2 weeks ago a avatarfag got out of his moulded estate car, walked infront of me and stunk like mould and the plume of fungus spurs blew straight into my face. I had to slow down and hold my breath. That is not acceptable

>>38301081
He's the donald's property now in the mainstream

>>38301071
I wish smoking got banned in all public places.
It's annoying walking down streets in town full of people outside every building having a fag. Great the indoors lot are safe but I don't want it outside.

People who smoking in a queue outside are even worse.
Fuck off downwind away from the line.

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>>38301107
Whats so offensive about trump?

>>38301073
you ever get police called on you?

>>38301081
somebody told some news reporter about pol using pepe so she reported that the 'alt right' use it. pol heard about this and sent her a load of fake extreme pepes

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>>38300868
Are they trying to imply that number 4 is unreasonable?

>>38300907
it's from leddit

whenever i think i am not doing so great or life is quite bad i just think "at least i am not ebin"'

always makes me smile

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this is really powerful xx

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>>38301146
I do it too, lad.

>>38301133

i dont think anyone has specifically phoned the police just from seeing me out in the middle of the night but i have been stopped by police a good few times over the years, including once when i was followed by an unmarked police car driving past, doing loops of the block, parking down side streets and turning off the lights and engine, i clocked them as soon as they drove past me the first time but they didnt give me enough credit, most coppers are OK to be fair but theres one copper whos stopped me 3 times whos always a fucking arsehole

>>38301126
Not Trump, the subreddit were autists scream cuck and autism every post.

>>38301113
Agree in principle but I think smokers should be allowed their own pubs, it'd keep them off the streets and stop killing the industry.
Still wielding the ban hammer, even though I don't drink in pubs and more I'd ban kids in them too. It's an adult sanctuary, not a fucking playgroup.

>>38301142
I know, but do you have a link to the comment?

>>38301183
What do you say to them lad? "I just like walking at night"?

>>38301196
Sure. By all means allow pubs to have a smoking license. Limit it to x amount per square mile or something so not everywhere gets one and non smokers get pushed out.

Yes. Kids should be banned from majority too..Used to work in a kid friendly pub. So many little gobby shits who never get told no by their parents. Loved upsetting them by kicking them out of the adult area.

>>38301224

no, ive made up a range of excuses, usually something along the lines of just been to somewhere/making my way home/staying at a friends/supposed to be staying over at girlfriends but she threw me out (lol tfw no gf) ill make up almost anything because the way i see it, admitting just to walking around at night with no no rhyme or reason is asking to be taken to the local police station and made to touch your toes

lads mummy is making me do dinner but lazy and poor what do

>>38301282
Order in a pizza. Get it delivered to the backdoor. Act like you made it.

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Is there a better usage of this image than with the quote "I'm asexual"?

>>38301282
Stir fry innit. Easiest thing to do, cooking the protein is the only time consuming part.

>>38301267
I want to start nightwalking but I live with my Dad and I know he'd find it really weird and I dunno what I'd tell him.

>>38301308
Every singe post of yours

>>38301308
"I'm not gay, it's just a fetish"

>>38301294
am poor
y u no read

>>38301315
Invite him for one.

I wish I had a mate to do night walks with again

>>38301308
"I only flirt with him ironically"

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>>38301323
>>38301335
>>38301354
alright you've won that's enough haha

>>38301158
I wish they'd just fuck off.

>>38301337
Cause I'm in a taxi.
Use her card details on just eat.

>>38301158
He's so smug, kek. Great bait image desu

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>>38301315

do what i used to do and make an excuse to leave the house, my excuse at first was that i was going down to the pub for a bit, sometimes i did even go to the local old man pub, few pints and /nightwalk/ then it just turned to /nightwalk/ from 9 until about midnight, now its rare i turn out before midnight, my parents have just stopped giving a fuck, you should definitely /nightwalk/ if you get chance though, very comfy and you see some nice/mad/bad/crazy things sometimes

>>38301294

tenner says this doesnt work

>>38301379
>no card
>thats stealing

Not gonna lie lads, I have quite a strong desire to hatefuck Ebin

>>38301408
You asked for ideas. I'm just throwing them out there.

>>38301405
Betting man are you?

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>paninis are just toasties

>>38301436

i dont mind the odd flutter laddy, especially when pizzas are involved

>>38301450
No shit lad

Now that'll be 4.50 for your toa... panini sir

>>38301453
Like your style tbqhwyl

>>38301450
go back to your tesco tiger bread you pleb
howling

>>38300104
Make sure you record the phone call if you do, lad

There's a really pretentious overpriced sandwich shop near me, sometimes go in for a coffee because its actually nice and only 1.50

>in there one day waiting for my coffee
>builder comes in, full work gear
>'you got a sausage roll or somethin mate'?
>ends up with this brown, crispy looking bread roll with seeds, with weird smelling slices of funny looking sausage
>5.75 please
>His face

Still makes me laugh

>>38301513
tiger bread is the apex of breads

>>38301561
howling
maybe on your estate

>>38301573
t. "Saw you coming" customer

>>38301618
>says this
>impressed by bread with burnt cheese on it
howling

>>38301573
You're just an uncultured swine lad. I was in Saint-Emilion with my girlfriend sipping on Chateau Simone Palette Rouge and the waiter brought us bread. It was amazing, I had to know what it was so I asked the chef and he told me it was imported Tesco tiger bread

Going Thailand next week lads.

Gonna do all the Asian pussy I can inside the stripper bars.

Be a bit weird if I put a horses penis in my mouth haha

just balled my eyes out at logan. I'm usually less pathetic than this

>>38301640
>he fell for the eternal franc

>>38301002
>Have /r9k/ and /pol/ open
>Go to post a thread in /r9k/
>Accidentally post in /pol/
>Instantly make a post apologising and politely asking if a mod could delete
>Get a 72 hour ban for "non politics posts in /pol/"

did you spend the required weekly 35 hours looking for a job last week lads

>>38301640
Creased at this lad

>>38301073

This one has really got me lad, I hope I find it eventually

>>38301674
No, i spent 37 at my job

At least 15 of those were spent actually working

I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned and winked. One fig was a husband and a happy home and children, and another fig was a famous poet and another fig was a brilliant professor, and another fig was Ee Gee, the amazing editor, and another fig was Europe and Africa and South America, and another fig was Constantin and Socrates and Attila and a pack of other lovers with queer names and offbeat professions, and another fig was an Olympic lady crew champion, and beyond and above these figs were many more figs I couldn't quite make out. I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn't make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet.

>>38301688

thought you might have trouble with that one laddy, im being a bit cruel posting really since that roundabout is brand new and probably isnt even on street view yet

>no post in 4 days
>ordered parcels last week
>paranoid posty posted them elsewhere
T-they don't do that do they lads?? haha

>>38301641
Are you into lady boys lad?

>>38301688
Doxxlad you never found the location near my house I put in the thread yesterday. Did I stump you

trawling through bike insurance is bullshit
my 9 years NCB doesn't mean shit

>>38301709

I assumed it might not be on street view yet, but that street sign on the right looked old so I thought I could at least find that. I haven't given up yet.

>>38301725
I did give it a try. I actually tried to develop a new technique, but that didn't result in any luck. It's obviously a fairly new estate

>>38301721
No mate.

Real pussy is the shit.

Sometimes it's too late to find out after you start drunkly bumming them.
>According to American tourists.

Lmao. Sure m8.

>>38301712

could have got lost, i ordered a package from the US of A a few years ago with UPS, tracked it on their site, for some reason after landing in east midlands airport they decided to fly it to germany, leave it there for 3 days then fly it back to east mids

>>38301672
That's fucking rich considering all the shit that gets posted in there

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New monitor, what do you lads think?
It was a steal on ebay

>tfw diagnosed unfit for work and don't have to look for jobs or get sick notes from the doctor anymore

anyone been in the same situation? how long does this last?

>>38301798
how did you search for it? I was looking but didn't find much to wet the appetite, I bid on one and then it disappeared

>>38301798
Is that your knob sticking out your foreskin at the bottom of the monitor?

>>38301824
It was a buy it now offer, something like 42 quid, I haven't set it up yet as need a new motherboard for my computer, but it looks pretty good is 24inch

>>38301798
is that your deformed penis or your deformed toe lad

>>38301798
The last time I got a monitor second hand it had little bugs behind the screen.

>>38301845
I think it's his... toe?

>>38301798

m8 is that your dick or your demented toe? we need answers now

Is albarnlad actually dead?

>>38301630
Quality equates with what I pay
*titters*

>>38301561
I'm going to ask mummy to get me some next time she goes to the shops

>>38301555
fucking kek, also nice kevs

>>38300811
Jimmy Saville
Ori

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>15
>earning 50k a year selling sweets at school
>chad looks
>probably swimming in pussy

how pathetic does this make you feel?

>>38301919

why does he have to dress like a cap end though?

>>38301919

With all that money he could buy himself a suit that fits and upgrade on those pleb tier, New Look brogues.

>>38301919
everyone who tried selling sweets at my school got them confiscated and they were suspended

>>38301243
Key, drop kicked by the scruff of the neck I hope.
This is probably contentious but in Europe if kids are taken out for a meal they behave well. Why are British kids so obnoxious? Why are the parents so slack? It's not even a class thing, they let the little fuckers run riot wherever they go.
And don't even get me started on double fucking prams on the pavement. B&

>>38301919
Doesn't make me feel pathetic in the slightest. When I was 15 I was smoking dope and drinking cheap cider with my mates, not wearing a cheap suit like an estate agent trying to flog Mars Bars 24/7.

Plus you don't fucking need 50k a year when you're 15. It's just going to put up a massive wall between you and your mates anyway. Especially since they know you are getting rich off selling them overpriced Wham Bars.

35 quid to kill my current policy
15 quid deposit for new policy
18 quid to tax since it's now not transferable
10 quid petrol
500 for the bike

I bet those thieving cunts are shagging their birds or playing call of duty right now when they should be in the dole queue

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>>38301865
No bugs in mine far as I can tell

>>38300146

All literally 14 years old guaranteed

>>38301804
I'm on year 11 of ESA. I don't even think it was called ESA when I started

>>38301978
can we get a full view of you benis?

>>38301960
I see the rope snapped, Albarn lad.

>>38300462

>Lost my virginity at 14

Yeah, I'm pretty much a chad guys.

>>38301978
>No bugs in mine far as I can tell

I think I see a little worm

>>38301978
what the fuck are we looking at tho?

>>38301347
Conversation flows better in the dark I think, it's like wearing a mask and you can be honest.
No homo, I mean generally.

>>38302004
Nah, it's me.

>>38302008
>lost my virginity
but boy did my butt hurt after!

>>38300870
THE VIRGINS WILL PREVAIL

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>>38302015
>>38302017
>>38302001
You lads are well weird its just a photo of my monitor haha

>>38302100
Post your arsehole lad, balls and cock are tame shit

/britfeel/ on tour holiday to amsterdam when?

>>38302100
is that your ballsack?
of course this isnt original

>>38302100
JUST FUCKING POSTING IT IM TRYING TO CUM HERE
JESUS
YOURE MORE OF A TEASE THAN A ROASTIE
REEEEE

>>38302027

Good to see that you do post without your trip, I assumed you always posted with it on

>>38302100
You have no pubes on your sack lad.

>>38302119

/britfeel/ road trip to amsterdam, ebins driving, doxxlad navigating

britnorman mad as fuck that a 15 year old is already more successful than he's ever been, rendering his blood, sweat and tears utterly pointless.

>>38301405
That pic is ace, did you go down there?

>went to a rave in the Paris catacombes a long loooong time ago, there's secret entrances all over the city. There was a cinema down there once.

>>38302152
I'm going Amsterdam omn Friday.

>>38301660

Logan is a good movie.

>tfw mummy forgot to bring my phone charger to the physic ward

>>38302152

BritNormie banging 50 Euro hookers then bragging to the group about the 10/10 he pulled the night before.

okay, so cancelling my policy will cost 35quid up front
but there's only 5 months of 10quid payments left

I'm kinda strapped for cash right now
is it wiser to just let the policy run out?
it's more expensive but it means more money in my pocket until I get paid

>>38302170

go to awakenings lad. its fucking amazing.

>>38301450
Oi Tiger bread anon or Morrisons baker anon, why is it always so greasy compared to regular bread? The oil leaks onto the bag a lot more, why?

Any of you lads been Thailand?

What's it like?

>>38302129
Sometimes on, sometimes off. Just depends on how I feel.
>>38302161
>blood, sweat and tears

Eh? You know that I write scripts for television adverts for a living right?

>>38302189

Honestly lad your story has made me angry, I hope some luck turns up for you soon. I'd just cancel, can you not pay an admin fee and transfer the remainder to a new bike?

Is there a term for being the opposite of claustrophobic?
I only ever feel truly relaxed when im in an enclosed space, even more so when that space is locked so nobody can enter

>>38302210

Is this code for 'I'm unemployed'?

>>38302200

More info plz lad.

>>38302210
>Eh? You know that I write scripts for television adverts for a living right?

how to get this comfy job or do i need 2 degrees

>>38302210

Did you give up the Ian Huntley penpal gig? One of my favourite britfeel gimmicks desu

>>38302220
my current insurer won't insure this new bike
others will, and for more or less the same price, but I have to swap insurers

gotta get ready for work now
and figure out which bus I need to get there
take it easy man

>>38302201
Tiger bread starts off as normal bread but we ads something called tiger paste too it, its a greasy lard looking paste, anyway you put a blob of it on some dough about to be cooked and it cooks into the bread, its greasy cause tiger paste is made of fat and other things.

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>>38302165

yea, thats the first pic i took of a /nightwalk/ a few weeks ago where i did 8 or 9 miles of canal towpaths, its pretty comfy down there during the week, especially in winter when theres hardly anyone else out at night at all, unlit places like little paths and shortcuts, A-road and B-roads out in the country are the best places to walk, i have had the pleasure of walking through a pretty built-up area during a powercut one night, that was surreal dessy

lads, theres a guy who walks past my house EVERY DAY with a 2litre bottle of coke, what's he doing with all that coke?

>>38301919
I sold sweets as well, proper supply and demand because I had to walk through town to get to school so I could stop at all the shops to load up

>>38302226
Erm, no.
>>38302250
It's unbelievably competitive. You need to make a portfolio of ideas, take them round to agencies, get advice, eventually you'll get a paid internship and then maybe a job if you're good.

>>38302284

Drinking it, some people are fat as fuck lad

>>38302284
Cleaning his toilet

>>38302285

I kinda grew out of drinking fizzy drinks at like 15/16. is this the norm?

Lads I took a piss in the women's bathroom at a pub in town because all the lads were taking it up and I hate urinals.


A woman walked in on me as I tried to sneak out after doing a massive man poo.

She screamed and threatened to call security and said I was a rapist.

She stopped all this when I said I identify as a female.
She apologized repeatedly and brought me 2 pints of Guinness to my table afterwards.

Ahahahaha fucking liberals.

>>38302290
>It's unbelievably competitive.
How come I've never seen a well written advert then

>>38302250
He's talking shit, he has a different job every few months.

BritNormie is surprisingly easy to windup

>>38302291
hes podgey but nowhere near fat enough to be consuming that much daily

>>38302317
Clients. They are philistines, for the most part. MBA suit wearing types.
>>38302320
Archives exist mate.

>>38302310
you'll NEVER BE A WRITER, britnormie

>>38302329
He's bitter as fuck that he's a Jock from a poorfag lineage. Doesn't get genetically worse than that.

>>38301674
Use Chrome browser extension Universal Jobsmatch. It'll do all your job searching for you whether it's bricklaying or nursing, it applies for everything. Businesses complained about getting spammed kek.

>>38302352
I'm not britnormie

I'm just trying to enjoy my steak and ale pie lad.

>>38301709
It looks like Worcester.

>>38300714
No worries at all, anon. I usually use it from about 9-11 am but some people use them earlier. Then sometimes again for an hour about 5-6pm. You don't want to use it too late since your body will think it's morning. Everybody's different though and you will find your best times. They are VERY common in Scandinavian countries.

>>38302394
>Not britnormie
>posts a britnormie style story
>uses britnormies writing style

>>38302284
Selling it at school lad.

>tfw spent today margin trading on kraken instead of doing any actual work

madoanon this is all your fault

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>>38302395

miles away, the regualar areas where i /nightwalk/ are no secret in /britfeel/, also the shitty little village where i live is no secret really i suppose, but i trust that none of the lads here will come and firebomb me if i do get properly doxxed, a few tripfags on here have been doxxed one way or another and nothing really happened to them, and i consider myself much less hated than them

>>38302430
You're crap at determining which posters are me. You always get it wrong.

>>38302310

i mean, you're laughing at 'liberals' yet you're not alpha or manly enough to use a urinal.

you've gotta power piss champ. show your dominance.

>>38302430
You must spend too much time on here mate.

I'm not some tripfag

>>38302394
Fray Bentos?

Hope not lad

>>38302457
you'll NEVER top the bestsellers list

>>38302414

Not the lad you replied to but the other SAD anon, what time of year do you normally get SAD? This year it only lasted from Mid November to late January for me, but sometime it can be as Early as Mid October to Early March

>>38301987
what you got anon?

>>38302473
fuckin ell my dad has those, absolute rancid filth

>>38302479
The funny thing about the "you'll never be a writer BritNormie" meme is that I've never tried to be any other kind of writer than the kind I already am.

>>38302473
Nah mate.

It's just some local pub one.

It's not bad.
Pint of stout goes well.

>>38302509
I think it's "panic disorder", I'm not 100% sure. I haven't seen an examiner in 3 years, and I've been due one for over a year

Maybe they finally forgot about me

>>38302523
and you NEVER will, you'll be hawking tampax all your life

>>38302543
I haven't seen one for like 5-6 years too, just coasting

>>38302563
They seriously haven't sent you any forms or anything in 5 years?

I'm going to doubt this lad

>>38302523
Britnormie what is your thoughts on refugees and subhuman pakis?

>>38302576
I've got no idea actually my mum does it for me, but I haven't been to an assessment place or the job centre in that long

I bet BritNormie has a beard and a man bun.

>>38302546
That would be pretty good. It's a fun job and it pays a lot. Never worked on Tampax but I'd like to.
>>38302578
I don't talk about politics on /britfeel/
>>38302596
I have a close-cropped beard. No man bun, that would be ridiculous.

>>38302596

His pic has been posted here a few times before

>>38302609
>I don't talk about politics on /britfeel/
I fucking knew you were a dirty paki

>>38302585
That's insane. I've had 3 examinations so far.

>>38302609
>I don't talk about politics on /britfeel/
Yeah I always knew you were the anon cunt fuming that people want pakis and refugees to go home.

>>38302646
>>38302664

not BritNormie but politics generally does ruin the comfiness of threads

>>38300246
Did you bang any Viet chicks? How friendly were the locals, were there many scammers?

>>38302609
>I don't talk about politics on /britfeel/
paki lover confirmed

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Mummy's out and I've got the house to myself, gonna cook some of these bad boys

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lz83VeP96A

>>38302691
Irrelevant. The only reason he gave that cop out answer is because he likes to defend these shitskins with his trip off.

>>38302646
>>38302664
I'm not really interested enough in politics to argue enough about it on the internet. My main political opinion is that I'd like cannabis to be legal.

when do you think the queen will die?

>>38302222
Agoraphobic is the word you want anon.

>>38302725

2022, I think anywhere from 2020-2026 is plausible though, and once she's gone, the monarcyh will go to. It really will be the final nail in the coffin

>>38302724
That wasn't the original question. You're the one who brought up politics lad.

You were asked >>38302578
what is your thoughts on refugees and subhuman pakis? Everyone has an opinon on people, some reason you're holding back?

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>>38302724
>My main political opinion is that I'd like cannabis to be legal.

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>>38302486
Very similar to you, if it's a dark winter then probably October to February but I agree the last one was better so probably early November to Late Jan. Personally, I find the months of November and December the worst. Something about the light seems to change at the beginning of January. You got lightbox,anon?Will post my setup again in case you didnt see it.

>>38302766
Obviously that's a political question.
>>38302770
It should be illegal to keep human beings in the conditions you live in, lad.

anybody for a spot of boardgame and crumpet?

>>38302724

>MUH 420

literally and unironically the most insufferable faggits on the internet

>>38302765
>2026
>tfw she dies right after she turns 100

>>38302269
Them 'other things' better not be ground up tigers lad.
>mfw realises tiger bread is not only heavy on carbs, it's full of cholesterol too.

>>38300868
This is Len and Saku all over haha

>>38302803
put a good word in for me at the marketing agency or whatever it is you do

pretend this whole personality is a character made by me to generate maximum controversy and (you)'s

Any you lads had Lasik?

wtf lads? cooked something a couple hours ago, just went downstairs now and im cookers knobs are covered in a giant cobweb and baby spiders

>>38302844
>>>/x/

go pls

>>38302803
How is asking your opinion on pakis political? I would love to see the parties running simply on liking pakis. Why are you ashamed of liking them?

>>38302825
didn't need that image ffs lad

>>38302784

Nah I haven't got one, but have been meaning to for years. I think November and January are equal in intensity, but at least with January you know you're on the good side of the years and things are getting better rather than worse. December really is bad though, even Nov/Jan seem tolerable in comparison.

I also love watching this website once we go over December 21 to see the days get slowly longer

https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/uk/oxford

>>38302841
I'll put in a good word for you at B&Q when you go down to buy some mold spray to clean your walls.

>>38302844

I wouldnt mind covering your knob in giant spiderbabyweb lad

>>38302879
cheers lad x

I actually bought some paint back in 2012 when I stripped the wallpaper when i noticed the black underneath it. Its not just mould there is flaky paint too so I'd have to scrape it off but I don't want to disturb that. Its a precarious situation. Might just cover it with a bed cover and call it a day

>>38302272
That power cut was damned fine timing. It looks like an amazing place to go. Was it you who posted that 40 foot long tunnel the other day and I asked if you'd taken pics inside then thought you'll just post a pic of #000000? Slave lighting in there would be a sight to see, not so easy to set up on a phone though.

>>38302921
Shit, sounds like the plaster has actually gone rotten. Hope your family don't own the place lad. $$$ to fix that.

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>>38302921

Ebin lad, I've been there. I had a mouldy wall once, caused by a leaking toilet. You just have to bite the bullet m8, I got this and it really did the trick. Then I painted the wall and it's fine now.

>>38302870
Well all I can say is you won't regret it lad, wouldn't be without mine, now. Totally with you on December, too - it's an absolute killer and def the worst. Not the biggest fan of Christmas either! Great website, anon - many thanks for sharing.

>>38302853
fuck i can feel them crawling all over me
this has really freaked me out

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>Just ragequit another online game after 20minutes because someone on my team typed something negative to me

why do I bother trying anymore haha

>>38302968
>implying Ebin is capable of putting effort into anything other than shitposting

is it gay if a guy sucks my cock but I close my eyes and imagine it's a woman?

>>38303018
usually in the back of porn shops

>>38302981

I'll be asking after you in November if you're still on britfeel then to see how you are.

I sometimes think that those who built Stonehenge had SAD, and built a calender to mark the winter solstice and mark the worst part of the year before they had more advanced methods of working out the solstices.

>>38303003
Unironically just kill yourself, desu

>>38303003
Post your steam lad I'm too lazy to look up the archives

>>38303003
>Mouldy wanker twat bag

>>38302705
You can get frozen steak bakes!?!? This changes everything.

Ebin, you should really do something different in your daily routine tomorrow.

It would really break the mould

>>38303062
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel#members

I'm somewhere there, isolated in a sea of normies

>>38303092
real getter that one lad

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>post yfw you realise you're not ebina

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haha ebins such a faggot

The Ebin jokes are getting really mold

>>38303003
Dota or overwatch lad?

>>38302414
It's quite easy to understand why Icelandic people are all lunatics with such intolerable light conditions and I've never met a Norwegian who wasn't depressed, either.
I am utterly terrible first thing in the morning, like bad enough not to attempt stairs, rushing and definitely not driving. Clumsy, more uncoordinated than usual, head's in the shed. I've been like this since forever, maybe if I put the light on as soon as I wake up I'd get my arse in gear faster than an hour and a half to get moving.

>>38303138
>ebin moans about waifuposters being in a group
>he's in it
>so is tilde
>look at the comments on his profile too
>loses mid, throws game after 10 min, sold all items and starts feeding mid in ranked game

>>38303191
That's obviously not the group they're talking about, I doubt the waifuposters are spamming their autism while 40 others are forced to deal with it.

>growing up had a friend called lewis
>we all called him poois
haha get btfod poois

Should I quit smoking? Dunno if I want to or not.

>>38303221
>>38303221
I am curious as to which group he's talking about then as I have checked some other waifu posters in that group and there's no separate britfeel group

ebina please clarify

>>38303099
>Tfw too beta to join the group let alone add you or tilde

>>38303281
why the fuck would you want to be friends with those toxic scum bags

>>38303301
>waifuposter autism

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>>38302705
Steak bakes are done

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>>38303128
It's a good feeling, isn't it?

>>38303320
Looks a bit greasy

>>38303320
thats quite a lot anon

>>38303334
its greggs m8

>>38303357
Their stake bakes look way crispier than that

>>38300395
I've got one of those too, its an alarm clock too so get woken up by gently increasing light rather than the shocking wake up from phone alarm. Makes a difference in the winter. I also supplement with vitamin d tablets in the winter to stave of the wish for death

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>>38303247
He literally just made something up to explain why people might not like him. The idea that people might not like him for the content of his posts is just too far-fetched an idea for him.

>>38303247
I never said there was a group, just circlejerks outside the thread

also that britfeel group is from 2016 and was the source of all juns orbiters, I joined the chat for 30mins and left and never interacted with it again. Its inactive, barely any of them actually post here anymore I'd say

>>38303151
dota

>>38302705
are you fox lad or does everyone have a similar way of speaking here

>Ebin posts a /britfeel/ steam group
>It isn't even the real, secret group

>>38303301
I could say the same about Len, yet you probably suck his dick

At least ebin is honest