Is there a bigger pussy detractor than metalheads? It doesn't

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>>38301369
Personally I've abandoned trying to live a normie life and have opted to learn/practice guitar religiously every day and have replaced sexuality with it. I also want to move to Sweden, the motherland, where bands like Entombed are considered poppy and "vocals" are taken seriously. This is the /truerobotmusic/ in my originally-humble opinion.

>>38301369
I am a black metal/underground rap enthusiast tranny and I consistently date beautiful women both as a male before and a transgirl now. Current girl is a model.

You are full of shit.

I've been a metalhead and dressed in black my whole life and have had many girls into me, most of them not metal chicks.

Unfortunately I am autistic so tfw no gf.

>>38301369
To be fair some metal chicks can be pretty hot.

>>38301579
this tbqh. most girls that have shown interests in me weren't into metal or anything like that at all. but i'm too socially retarded to ever take it anywhere

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>>38301369
>tfw too rough looking to pass for the dreamy black metal guy
I'm waiting for the time I hit 30 because I think that's when I'll be in my prime and all these dumb (((metalhead))) whores will either quit listening to it or stop being such posers and be serious about it.
>tfw no older metalhead mommy gf to dominate with my young bear body

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>>38301681
>Be me in Junior High around 1999
>Used to like Korn unironically
>Girl is into me, we talk in math class
>She asks me what band should she listen to
>Tell her Limp Bizkit because she might like Faith
>A couple of days later, she shows up with a Limp Bizkit - Significant Other t-shirt
>"Anon, do you like my shirt?"
>feelembarassed.jpg
>She reads my reaction and her eyes start to tear up
>Leaves class, goes home for the rest of the day
>Junior High mentality kicks in, suddenly she's the talk of the school
>Watch her go through an evolving identity crisis for the rest of her life
>tfw I was a pillar of rejection for her

Feels bad man.

>>38301547
You're full of shit. Your bitch is disgusting, dude

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>>38301984
>how to spot a gay

>>38302960
Seems like you're trying to prove my point for me...

>>38301369
They usually like metal chicks more because of similar interests obviously

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>>38303186
>no make up
If she is ugly to you you are gay sweetheart.

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>>38302960
She doesnt look like a model as you previously said

>>38303302
She's a hand model though

>>38301579
>>38301681
This is basically what my friend is like. He's a serious metalhead and he slays pussy despite being socially retarded, but he's never had a proper relationship because he doesn't know how to take things further.

>>38301547
What the fuck are you doing on this board faggot? Get out of here you cunt.

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>be me
>7th grade
>love a bunch of death metal
>wear band shirts religiously
>my english teacher likes the same bands
>i dont hang out with my friend anymore, i talk to my english teacher every lunch about bands
>months pass by
>we get closer
>i swallow his loads almost every lunch
>i fuck him
>tfw metal t-shirts make you gay

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>>38303302
I take it you don't comprehend the difference between amatuer and professional photography

>>38303268
She's hideous my man. Absolute trash. It's ok to admit that she's the best you can get. It's better than pretending that trashy ho is beautiful

>>38301483
>wanting to move to sweden in 2017
Oh dear.

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>>38303312
Hahahahahahah omg dude you totally know you cant say "model" and assume people know you mean. Its the common word for a fashion/photography model. Youre just trying to play it up. Plus dude shes totally the kind of girl to go for that scene so not really anything special about getting a girl like that.

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>>38303328
I troll where I please Anon.

>>38303349
>camera from 1980
>girl from 1999

>>38303371
Apparently that kind of girl didn't go for OP unfortunately or this thread wouldn't exist.

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>>38303358
>>38303371
>I have no idea what women look like in real life starter pack

You two virgins are hilarious.

>>38303371
I'm not him.
It was a joke post you dense motherfucker.

>>38303445
Whats up with these photos? Dude clean your lens please.

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>>38303418
Don't ask me, she took them. I cant post any of her professional work because reverse image search

>>38303445
It's best for you not to make assumptions about me. You'll only embarrass yourself. My girlfriend and I are both models. Real models who get paid to walk the catwalk during fashion week. Not fake model mayhem "models" like her

>>38303535
I'm the queen of england, no joke.

>>38303505
Bruh enroll this bitch in a photography class. get a new camera/lens. Find a better object to photograph
>>38303535
Alright buddy. You know the drill. Photo with timestamp

>>38301483
>i want to move to Sweden
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T

>>38303560
That spoils all the fun. You can find me in the vogue.com editorial on the Comme des Garcons Homme Plus SS 18 show

What if my fetish is crazy metal chicks, though?

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>>38303488
Lens on my phone is cracked
>>38303535
Cool story Dr. Autism - even were it true it would be irrelevant to anything I've said.

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>>38301483
Move to Norway instead, way more black metal cuties here.

>>38303666
You're not so good on the comprehension are you, mr.kvltovautism?

>my taste in music is determined primarily by how normalfag roasties will judge it
End your life.

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>>38303733
I read everything in the posts I was responding to.

She was a magazine model while she was in college - ergo your rambling is meaningless.

Lots of people listen to metal. What's repulsive to girls isn't a normal dude who grew up on metal and still listens to it sometimes, it's the neckbeard guy who wears metal band shirts and is autistically obsessed with it despite the fact he can't play any instrument

>>38303897
Just busted magazine doesn't count, dummy

> bf looks like a white trash metal head
> hair down to his chest, says he's never cutting it off for anyone
> refuses to take care of it despite this love he has for it
> split ends up to the root and now he's balding
> I hate my white trash boyfriend

>>38303897
>>38302960
>>38303268
>>38303401
>>38303445
>>38303505
>>38303666
>>38303897
This guy has been shilling his whore since 2 years ago. He's posting her all over the place. It's like he wants our approval.

Personally she's too bland for my tastes. Would fuck, but I wouldn't pursue fucking. That's how bland she is. She'd have to approach me for me to be interested.

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>>38304027
I'm trans now, and aside from failing to understand that I'm trolling that seems accurate aside from
>bland
nigga u blind

>>38304253
>you're trans now
It's only a matter of time before she's gone.
She honestly just looks like a whore who someone fucks and never calls again.

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>>38304290
>before she's gone
She was delighted actually. Her last relationship was a 6 years long engagement with a FtM woman

I'm also keeping a girlcock, not getting srs

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>>38303364
I fuggin' forgot about Norway. In my dream life, I'm a studio musician with some robot qt black metal gf. Life is a lie until this happens desu

>>38304343
>implying she will permanently stay with a tranny
You're fucking silly man. Girls like her always settle down for someone practical or end up alone and still riding the cock carousel.

It's only a matter of time. Remember /r9k/ is correct about women.

I used to be a metalhead teen and look back on it and cringe. Even the music is really cringey.

You'd think most people grow out of this shit but there are dudes in their 30's and 40's walking around looking like OP's pic. Sad!

>>38304427
Man, I'm in my 30s and I don't understand how people stop listening to metal and act like its immature. If they truly like good metal acts, the music itself is extremely deep. Sometimes it temporarily grows stagnant, but it's always enduring. Simply ignore everything about the culture except for the art and instruments, and it's not that cringe-worthy.

medd1 Loide

I listen almost exclusively to black metal but don't dress the part. You shouldn't be in your 30s and dressing like a metalhead unless you're part of a band or something.

who else here /burzum/ ?

If you aren't into hip hop you're outing yourself as a social outcast.

Not even baiting.

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>>38304389
>practical
how am I not practical just cuz I'm mtf? I own several businesses and was a fairly/notoriously successful black and grey market marijuana entrepreneur

Did the butthurt tranny give up trying to defend his nasty ass "girlfriend" ?

>>38305058
>outcast
This is exactly why Europe is so appealing to metalheads, and it may only seem that way when you listen to what your fed through media until you go to a big concert and see tons of people like you. There's a certain head space that one can get into after going to a great show.

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>>38305148
>butthurt
>nasty ass
>give up

sorry I can't hear you through those sour grapes

>>38305148
Not him, but his gf hardly classifies as nasty. Go outside butthurt anon and bee yourself, it'll all work out.

>>38305140

Black dude here, not bad looks wise. Would smash and watch Saturday morning watchmen with.

>>38301369
can you be a metalfag without being a cringy edgesperg?

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>>38301369
>had long hair before
>was never a metal head and didn't even dress like one
>friend told me his friend thought I was cute
>she liked me because I looked like a metal head
>immediately think she has shit taste
>never talk to her
>get hair cut
>still virgin

The women who like metal heads are mentally ill and love Nightmare Before Christmas too much. I don't like them.

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>>38305384
You can claim sour grapes all you want but if you think that thot is cute, you should see my wife, losers

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>>38304253
Christ dude there are better ways to get attention than shitting up /r9k/ of all places. T

>>38305501
>cringy edgesperg
>metalfag

Pot calling the kettle black

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>>38301369
Why be a metalhead when you can be a DISCOHEAD?

>>38301369
>Is there a bigger pussy detractor
be me
>no girls will want to come close to you
be me

>>38301483
isnt metal like really fuckin easy to make

all you do is like play powerchords really fast and then go up and down on minor scales for the solos

>>38305140
looks like a tranny desu desu

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>>38305564
Yeah I'm sure fag. Feel free to post her

>>38305802
I'd date her if she were.

>>38305791
Bar a few genres (technical/progressive/dissonant), it's really fucking easy to write and rather easy to play.
Ain't like guitar is a hard instrument anyway.

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>>38301369
I would say anime fans come close

>>38306002
Why are you posting pics of your 5/10 white trash flyover gf on 4chan ffs get a grip

>>38306123
I don't even watch anime and girls don't like me. Don't try to create castes anons. If you're ugly, unsuccessful, and/or lack confidence, you just won't get laid. I won't. at least. we'll never spread our defective genes further than our plastic dolls

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>>38305791
>>38306080
Metal inherited the spirit of classical music and art, therefore anything that is filtered through it can become beautiful in the right hands.

>>38306307
Forgot link, fuck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6rBK0BqL2w

>>38306307
It's a load of shit and it's fans are pretentious greasy losers

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>>38301369
>except some crazy metal chicks
That's the point, you knob

>>38306384
She would be sexy if she didn't dress like a rentboy and maybe took a shower more than once a week

>>38301369
>get normie haircut
>keep everything else the same
>be cool

long hair is the only thing keeping metalheads down. And the fact that so many of them are overweight.

If they were slim or average shaped and had normie hair they could wear all the same metalfag clothes and get gfs. It's worked for me

>>38306344
Nice bait, desu desu

>>38306307
Complete bullshit. Most metal doesn't use a dash of counterpoint aside from the occasional solo where the other guitarist keeps playing the rhythm and the eventual "I'm so original, here's two guitars playing the same melody, but one is a fifth up from it !"
I mean posting >>38306328 is even a counter argument for that, all she does is play the leading voice, the composition loses all its depth when you do that.

>>38306307
That's a really nice drawing.

>be death metal singer in band
>constantly complimented by girls on my vocals and stage performance
>even had a blonde normie who was into electronic shit gave me her number whilst I was on tour one time but didn't do anything because gf would have been mad D:

Joining a band got me so much pussy.

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>>38304882

great band and great jewtuber

>>38306488
I'm serious

It's absolute manchild music , and anyone that is still part of the metalhead subculture past the age of 16 Needs to have a good hard look in the mirror

>>38301369
having a good music taste actually gets you less pussy than being a metalhead

>>38306563
post band faggot
or are you a pussy who's only talking shit

>>38301637
they're hot until you have to deal with the mess they actually are

>>38305373
Unrelated question.

How do you like you SOG silent soldier?

Ive always liked the design but i dont know how useful it would be to me other than a knife to kill people with.

Do you like it bm anon?

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Can i say that Dead was /our guy/?

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>>38306453
She'd never fuck you either way, so what do you care?

Metulllllll \mmmm/ trve kvlt grim \mmmm/ walk on home boy!!!!\mmmm/. Remember guys there is still these type of metalheads

>>38306659
I'm not having my friends find out I post on r9k who do you think I am some kind of autist?

>>38306746
I reckon she would you know

>>38306685
This is so true. I've yet to meet anyone, male or female in the metal scene who isn't messed up in some form or another.

>>38306623
But there's no bigger faggot than someone who gets upset with what other men do, look like, listen to, whatever. Put on a tripcode, it suits you and your ultra important opinion, normalfag.

>>38306801
I couldn't give one flying fuck what you and your acne ridden greasy mates get up to

I just find your whole look and the shit music you listen to awful and would literally not be seen dead around it but whatever floats your boat

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>>38306344
>All of my social observations come from 4chan because I never leave my basement
Plenty of people are into metal.

Two thirds of the people at the San Bernardino Tool concert were with their bf/gf. Half the people there would qualify as "Chad" or "Stacy" by any metric on this board.

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>>38306714
Even euronymous thought he was weird.

>>38306685
THIS.

I hooked up with this black metal fanatic girl a few months ago a few times. She had a truly patrician taste, but she was 26, living in her parents' garage, going to community college for guitar classes, and working at a grocery store for spending money.

She most of her money on weed, and the rest was spent on obscure black metal shirts, cd's vinyls, and cassette tapes. She had a fucking black metal tape collection, but was still in her parents' garage.

>>38306854
Are you by any chance racist as well? Because you sound like a massive tool who I wouldn't want to associate with regardless of what the fuck you or I were into

>>38306854
It's time to stop browsing 4chan uncle Charles.
I mean would you rather listen to some rap and be a nigger?
Here is some for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZvIhKN1Vqo

>>38306768
post 5 death metal bands, of which one is yours.

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>>38306780
Sure thing, buckaroonie

>>38306883
>Even euronymous thought he was weird.
Not really.
>"Euronymous became fascinated with Dead's suicidal tendencies seemingly because it fit Mayhem's image-and according to them, he encouraged Dead to kill himself"

>>38306891
That's okay then pal , I'll get on with my life and you keep on hanging out under bridges with your loser mates , I hear clearasil are having a sale btw u might wanna hit that up

>>38306911
Nahh, although I'm totally going to google us +4chan and see if anyone posted us on /mu/ lol

>tfw your ep was pirated 300 times on a russian tracker
;_;

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Does anyone like Sargiest?

>>38306936
She's really not that good looking

>>38306986
I'll get on performing on stage taking interviews and partying every other night lol

>>38306901
>It's time to stop browsing 4chan uncle Charles.
>>38306891
>Are you by any chance racist as well?

>tfw you want to fit in so much into your clique you fit the traditional metalhead stereotype and accuse those who dissent of being racist and old and thus not belonging on the kool interwebz (c.2004)

Being a metalhead is being a normie in todays age. Robots to the core don't buy into all the clique BS (the clothes, the attitude) because they can't FIT IN. Metalheads meanwhile could fit in, there are probably metalheads in Lesotho and you could hang out with them

>>38307030
Yeah, that's the perfect excuse and we all know you're full of shit

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>>38301369
If a guy dresses all black and is kinda edgy, it's more likely that he's a dom, so I'm more interested in metalheads than in normies. I don't really listen to metal, but I think it's cool as long as it isn't teen shit like in flames or bring me the horizon

>>38307113
>somebody who isn't a metalhead assuming what it is like to be a metalhead

You might as well be telling me what it's like to walk on the moon Mr. Armstrong.

>>38307210
nigga nothing wrong with BMTH
In Flames is shit tho
At The Gates is real melodeath

>>38307235
seriously the dumbest argument ever.
>HURRR DUURRRRRR YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT MURDER CAUSE YOU HABENT MURDERED SOMEONE

>>38306955
I stand corrected.

Maybe it was something one of the other members of mayhem said about him spending alot of time alone in his room drawing.

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>tfw all i want is a cute metalhead bf
>tfw i am a leaf university student so all guys are white preppies or asian fobs
>even if i did meet one, i don't dress like a metalhead / goth / alt at all so they wouldn't care

pls make the ride crash

Being a metal head is fucking stupid. It's a socioeconomic trap marketing demographic people fall into and start looking like a cliche. Only lower class guys ever look like that, I know because I was one. Some tranny bragging on here about getting a hot girl probably from a small ass town, got a cracked phone lens can't afford a non broken phone. If you're a metal head as a teenager you got some hope to grow out of it unless you want to head to the unemployment line as an adult. Unless you want to work manual labor the rest of your life.

>>38307095
Aww i see you must be kinda popular in that cringey little subculture

>>38307235
Oh jeeze
>tfw you want to fit in so much into your clique you fit the traditional metalhead stereotype and accuse those who dissent of being racist and old and thus not belonging on the kool interwebz (c.2004)

You are a fucking meme.

>>38307113
Robots are less cringy than metalheads

>>38307198
I mean tell that to our 3000 facebook fans

>Literally famous

>>38307286
I'm 25, a metalhead, and employed
so you're wrong you fucking retard
just let people live their lives

>>38307337
>talks about it
>wont post it
you seem scared and your band is probably (literally) shit and you don't want to get called out for it
i'd love to tell that to you 3000 fans how shit you guys are

>>38307340
Where do you work? Probably a part time job. I really doubt you're a success story looking like a special snow flake.

>>38307036
I was just joking around, but you just became the punchline

>>38307308
More popular than you'll ever be brah :^)

>>38307335
this reminds me of the time my local posted a band advertisement on facebook and it was so cringeworthy it became a meme

>>38307340
Just admit it, you fell for corporate marketing schemes. Record companies. Tshirt companies. You're anti popular shit without any clue about how pop and stereotypical rock is.

>>38307375
Haha, I mean if we were actually shit we wouldn't keep getting booked for shows but hey ho!

>>38307340
>just let people live their lives
not without making them feel bad about who they are

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>>38307337
>3000 facebook fans
>>Literally famous

>>38307428
how about you show us the bank transfers?

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>>38307447
Looks like that one went over your head brah

>>38307455
or just post "his band" so we can shit on it

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>>38307253
>nothing wrong with BMTH
Not them, but your taste is utter trash

>>38307455
We uh, very rarely get paid aside from merch sales. We all work full time the band is just on the side for fun, there's no money in music unless you get picked up by some massive record label because you're a fucking gimmick

>>38307422
Nah, I enjoy live music and metal is my strongly preferred genre of choice
+ the shirts look cool af

>>38307380
Full time, manufacturing. I guess you get half a point, I like blue collar, make decent money too so it's all good.

>>38307445
doesn't work as well on people who like metal desu senpai

>>38307445
Why should they feel bad. I'm just telling you from my experience it's a cultural cess pit, oh yay rock and roll let's go listen to some drug addicted ape scream into a microphone, then throw money at record execs that fund the shit you sit around complaining about that own the sound studios all those artists use.

>>38307500
There is literally nothing wrong with BMTH besides their fanbase.

Musically they've grown with every album, whether or not you like them it's objective fact.

>>38307388
She's not pal , she's not ugly I give her that but she's not stand out good looking

>>38307539
What do you listen to then anon if you are so high and mighty?

>>38307391
I don't want to be popular , I don't think I have wanted to be since I was maybe 13

Thanks for confirming once again that you are all a bunch of manchildren that need to grow up

>>38307565
>music
>objective fact
choose one

>>38307606
>listen to count your blessings
>listen to that's the spirit
and then tell me there's no musical growth
then go through the albums in between, it's clear as night and day
even the differences between count your blessings and suicide season is massive

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>>38307601
OK dude enjoy your probably very boring life
>>38307539
idk where you had your experiences but my local metal scene has been nothing but the opposite, everyone is behind each other, really friendly and has a common interest/goal, it's not the 1980s anymore

>>38307653
I'm curious to see what the next record will be like, That's the Spirit was fantastic

>>38307653
>falls for the metal meme

>>38307708
i used to not like them until after sempiternal that's the change that got me interested in them

>>38307538
You like live music, what the fuck for ? It's over produced popular commercial garbage meant to sound good on record and trash live if they're not lip synching which they probably are. Go to the show to see some just as foolish people hooting and howlering as groupies for something intended to be listened to on record so the musicians can party and try to pick up some groupy which you probably don't at the shows. Like what message are they even sending, you see people knock on rap about drugs and bitches, guns, and anti government bullshit, but rock is exactly the same minus the guns because they're corporate puppets strung out on drugs trying to be the rockstar stereotype drug addict that gets to fuck groupies dumb enough to think it's talented or deep intellectually.

>>38307573
Whatever I feel like listening to, most any genre just depends on the mood.

>>38307666
>OK dude enjoy your probably very boring life

Don't worry I have plenty of fun, keep pretending your 15 btw

>>38307750
I wonder what you would think about electronic music

>>38307666
>idk where you had your experiences but my local metal scene has been nothing but the opposite, everyone is behind each other, really friendly and has a common interest/goal, it's not the 1980s anymore
What a load of shit. It's all degenerate bullshit. Save your 'it's wholesome' marketing for ignoramuses that are likely drug addicts all about art and thinking whom don't really do much of either of value.

>>38303899
>have neckbeard
>wear metal band shirts
>not autistically obsessed
>can play keyboard, guitar and bass
Feels great actually.

>>38307210
>>38307253
There is nothing wrong with In Flames until Clayman

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>>38307565
>it's objective fact.
This is the #1 sign someone is defending a band that's total shit.

>>38307792
>thinks playing bass is special when you can play guitar already

>>38307787
OK well I can't exactly take you to a show over the internet so I'll just have to settle with assuming you're retarded, it's ok dude.

>>38307785
Love a lot of it. Most metal is inferior to bands since it diverted and rarely has anyone on a keyboard on most bands being a typical (vocalist)guitar/guitar/bass/drum. Actually a guy with a sound board or turn tables can sample and turn out anything a live band can except mix it to sound better, go off track with something that sounds good, while a metal band is just going to play the same one sentence chorus like 6 times in a row, guitar solo, previous one sentence chorus 6 times in a row.

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The only metal shirt I have is pic related, is it acceptable or should I throw it away?

>>38307880
yea you just don't get it at all
as I thought

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>By the time you read this, I will already be dead
>Do not reply to this, it is only to be read
>By the time you read this, I will already be dead
>Do not reply to this, but notify my next of kin

>By the time you read this, I will already be gone
>Do not reply to this, but realize what you have done
>By the time you read this, it will already be true
>Do not reply to this, just understand what you made me do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_XXcO3vzeU [Embed]

Maximum feel

Metalheads are a joke lmao

>>38307855
I play fingerstyle fretless, it counts right?

Yeah the time of free pussy for us metalheads ended like 5 years ago, the whole scene is out of fashion and no one cares for it today.
I was at a metal club last saturday, the only chicks there were the waitresses and a fat ugly skunk who looked like she was 40. All the other customers were goofy looking dudes. Old, super thin guys with long grey hair, fat guys with dirty ponytails, scrawny guys wearing t-shirts two sizes too large and the random short-haired wagecuck who looks silly trying to headbang. Just a sad sight, the whole scene is just sad now. I miss the 90s.

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>>38307787
>I've experienced the local metal scenes to be quite friendly and robust
>NUH-UH UR WRONG THEYR JUNKIES
Say what you will, at least the guys in the metal scene don't act like toddlers.

>>38307880
Confirmed for never seeing live music

>>38307875
I've been to shows. It's a waste of time. Stadium seating is fucking boring, open fields with stages set up is boring I don't want a bunch of filthy unwashed sweaty mammals rubbing up against me. People pretty much have to get drunk or high to delude themselves into thinking it's a good time.

>>38301369
>>38306123
It doesn't matter what crazy shit you are into if you can hide your power level, I have a few metalhead friends who look normal

>>38307959
only if you play bossa nova

>>38307750
>every rockstar is a drugged up/alcoholic slob
>every rap artist is a ghetto thug nigger
>every electronic artist is a tweaking psycho degenerate
>every country artist is a generic failed pop artist who never writes their own music and are just as bad as the niggers
>every folk singer is a weed binging hippy who hates the government
>every pop singer is just a model placed on a pedestal while the jews in the background pump out the sterile algorithm based trash

Do you want me to keep going?

>>38307750
Check out ANY live footage of Gojira, ALWAYS sounds fantastic, they're flawless.
But you're an electro fag so it makes sense you're a fucking retard.

>>38307832
Pinball map and Take This Life are the only songs I like by them. They're just so boring, like I said before, At The Gates >>>>>>>>>>>

>>38307849
I used to talk shit about them all the time but I grew up and realized they aren't that bad, their early stuff was generic af tho.

>>38307908
He's retarded, we should pity him. He's never heard of Opeth or Dream Theater

>>38307920
Woods 4 is best woods. Did you check out their "Home" ep?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr0FUE4GZOk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXSpO4jizwg

I get chills every time, the guitars sound amazing on these tracks. RIP David Gold

>>38308030
>People pretty much have to get drunk or high to delude themselves into thinking it's a good time.
Maybe you'd have a good time if you didn't actively try to be the grumpy loser that can't draw from any collective energy in the crowd.

>>38308030
Well don't go to festivals and stadiums then

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>>38307253
>>38307832
>>38308125
Dark Tranquillity and Hypocrisy are better than both

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>>38308125
>I grew up and realized they aren't that bad
You're doing that backwards.

>>38307908
No I get it you just like shit music and consider it oh so talented because you personally like it and it has a marketing force around it. I listen to a lot of music that is trash, I don't pretend there is anything behind it other than I simply like the sound. Nobody is going to remember any of this shit in like 80 years, even the big acts. Nobody is going to study it like in classic music. It's just a money generating marketing machine.
>>38307988
>Oh look at me I'm such a big boy I didn't do anything too bad while anyone was watching I'm a big boy now!!
Metal heads generally are fairly immature, there are a lot of pot heads in there and they're all about sounding intellectual when they're just junkies that are out to get more drugs and try to fuck something they intoxicated past the point of rational thought so they'd be dumb enough to have sex with them.
>>38308003
cool story let's just hold our lighters up because this guitar solo is so touching, real gem of art work how did anyone ever live without it?

>>38308126
>>38308030
>stadiums and arenas
Smaller venues, while sounding less than great, have better energy and are just more fun to be at

>>38307973
>metal club
Something tells me those shits are full of the same scumbags who used to frequent them in the 80s as young people.

>>38301369
The only time I had a gf was when I was a metalhead.

>>38308125
>Check out ANY live footage of Gojira, ALWAYS sounds fantastic, they're flawless.
Gojira's shows are fucking ridiculous. Their engineer must be a total badass, because their live mix is spot on with their studio stuff.

Mario's a fucking madman too. He's done a jaw dropping solo ever show I've seen them in.

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>>38307571
Maybe if you neg more online models you'll magically lose your virginity.

>No I get it you just like shit music and consider it oh so talented because you personally like it and it has a marketing force around it. I listen to a lot of music that is trash, I don't pretend there is anything behind it other than I simply like the sound. Nobody is going to remember any of this shit in like 80 years, even the big acts. Nobody is going to study it like in classic music. It's just a money generating marketing machine.

You don't think we're all aware that music is an entertainment product? Why do you think people make art or write poetry or whatever? Literally everything is a money generating marketing machine, you know they sell classical music on CDs right?

>>38305791
Listen to some Meshuggah or animals as leader

>tfw only metalhead on the inside

>>38308202
>No I get it you just like shit music and consider it oh so talented because you personally like it and it has a marketing force around it. I listen to a lot of music that is trash, I don't pretend there is anything behind it other than I simply like the sound. Nobody is going to remember any of this shit in like 80 years, even the big acts. Nobody is going to study it like in classic music. It's just a money generating marketing machine.

You're ignorant, plain and simple. They're musicians who spent years of their life, and continue to do so practicing and playing an artform that they love and you're trying to shit on them because... you don't like it? rofl you're a joke.
If your problem is marketing then you're looking at the wrong bands champ. There's a lot of good self-funded/crowd-funded stuff out there.

>>38305140

Is this a tranny? Gtfo if so

>>38308125
I'm checking out the Woods discography now, I didn't, when was it made?
Man the whole thing with David Gold has really hit me, I've been listening to Woods 4 for a few days now and it's just so painful.
After reading some of the lyrics from Woods 5 about the highway I'm pretty convinced he committed suicide.

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>>38308202
>Oh look at me I'm such a big boy I didn't do anything too bad while anyone was watching I'm a big boy now!!
Where the hell did that even come from? Just how assblasted are you?

>Metal heads generally are fairly immature
How autistic do you have to be to follow up with that after your gem of an opener?

>>38308202
>No I get it you just like shit music and consider it oh so talented because you personally like it and it has a marketing force around it. I listen to a lot of music that is trash, I don't pretend there is anything behind it other than I simply like the sound. Nobody is going to remember any of this shit in like 80 years, even the big acts. Nobody is going to study it like in classic music. It's just a money generating marketing machine.

So why don't you enlighten yourself and listen to the TRUE indie scene then?
Then nobody can question how cultured and better your music taste is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBOMxJ7wCdg

>>38308211
That's my point, there aren't any young people in the scene now. Metal isn't cool anymore, young people listen to other stuff and all that's left is us dinosaurs.

>>38308103
Yeah right, here is the thing about those stereotypes, you fit a bit then you think "oh well that thing doesn't fit me so I must be a special snow flake"
You're foolish if you think the music scene is about anything other than $, drugs, and sex. Sorry you have no other sexual market value than to buy into some sub culture to throw money at people who are going to throw it away on drugs instead of anything useful in the economy in the hopes you'll meet someone that wants to fuck you.

>>38308125
>Check out ANY live footage of Gojira, ALWAYS sounds fantastic, they're flawless.
>But you're an electro fag so it makes sense you're a fucking retard.
Go suck their dick back stage already. I don't go to shows to listen to something that sounds good I go to see the performance and the only good performance band is fucking GWAR so you're not really going to listen to good sounding music there. Plus GWAR won't lie to you, they know you're degenerate scum bags being pointless culture pits at their show.
>>38308126
collective energy, sounds like masturbation crystals. What a tool
>>38308131
I don't. Why would I?

>>38308322
>MEshuggah
000100011000011011000

>AAL
I liked their first album but everything else is a fucking bore.

>Djent
00000000007b00000000000

brb im gonna listen to Fortress by Protest The Hero again

>>38308382
>Metal isn't cool anymore
80s shit isn't cool anymore. Time passed. Get over it.

>>38308299
The fact you still use "virgin" as an insult speaks volumes about yourself and your sex life

Posting some good metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZHIa_b1LJk

>>38308361
Woods 4 > 1 > 5 > 3 > 2
"Home" is up there with Woods 4, think it came out between 4 and 5
I discovered Woods a month after David died.
I never thought about it, from what i've read and heard he didn't seem like someone who was suicidal, and from what it sounded like it was an accident. Still sad, he had plans for Woods 6 and everything.

>>38308386
>Go suck their dick back stage already.
>implying Gojira doesn't have a good performance or stage presence
And I'd suck Mario's dick if given the chance, dude's a legendary drummer.
I'd like to see you pull off his drumming if it's so easy.

>>38308382
Young people are everywhere in the metal scene, it's just no one is interested in new music. There were something like 5 metallica albums that were in the most sold records of 2017 so far. 5 fucking Metallica records that everyone has heard a million fucking times.

It'll be interesting to see who takes the spot of bands like Iron Maiden, Metallica, Megadeth etc, they won't keep going for ever.

>>38308386
>You're foolish if you think the music scene is about anything other than $, drugs, and sex. Sorry you have no other sexual market value than to buy into some sub culture to throw money at people who are going to throw it away on drugs instead of anything useful in the economy in the hopes you'll meet someone that wants to fuck you.

I'm sorry you don't actually enjoy music for being music. You must lead a very sad and angry life my friend.
Also for the record there is almost literally NO music scenes where I live besides the most gutter quality rap and country so I have 0 reason to give a single fuck about the culture that surrounds the music I listen to.

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>>38308386
>collective energy, sounds like masturbation crystals. What a tool
Don't blame me because you're too much of a sperg to understand how to have fun in a crowd of happy, energetic people.

>>38308481
I thought you were gonna post good metal...

spotted a virgin in the thread >>38308440

>>38304363
hald deg ut di jaevla rotte
du er ikkje velkomen her

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>>38308440
The fact that you took "virgin" as an insult speaks volumes about yours :^))))

>>38308503
Oh... ok...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWeTeFn0LhM

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>>38308481
>Rings of Saturn
>good

>>38308361
>>38308482
Hey Woodsbot you got discord or something so we can keep sperging out on Gold and Woods stuff?

>>38308386
Fuck it's like talking to a retarded brick wall

>>38308126
>bragging about being easily swayed by a crowd

Yes, I truly envy you. You're the kind of person who would commit any horrendous act and betray every principle you've ever held if enough people encouraged you.

>>38308506
Again not really that offensive unless I was one

>>38308543
It's pretty clear it was intended as an insult tho but yea good effort

>>38301483
Swedish guy who likes metal here. Wouldn't call myself a metalhead I'm not really edgy I just like metal. Sweden isn't that bad unless you're poor cause then you have to live with immigrants.

>>38308567
Their songs are fun to play on guitar.
Favorite song to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPe9OD9a0Qs

>>38308481
I like metal and even think rings of saturn are pretty unlistenable
Literally the metal equivalent of
>lol so randum xD

>>38308424
None of it is cool, it just isn't as popular as it used to be. Even the biggest new bands struggle to have a mild success. There's no pride in being a metalhead anymore, you're a laughing stock.

>>38308487
>It'll be interesting to see who takes the spot of bands like Iron Maiden, Metallica, Megadeth etc
We have been waiting way too long for this. It was supposed to be Mastodon and Meshuggah and Gojira etc but it hasn't happened because there are no new fans. Old albums are in the charts because only old people are listening to this music.

>>38307283
sorry for your loss, just keep an eye out for subtle things that betray their powerlevel and then pounce.

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>>38308651
>It's pretty clear it was intended as an insult
Maybe to a virgin

>>38301369
>, no girls will want to come close to you except

If you're a true plain robot, no girls will want to come close to you, no exception.

I've hooked up with tons of goth chicks and metal chicks and punk chicks and emo chicks and all sorts of other alternative freak girls.

By tons, I mean 8, but that's still 8 more than a frogposter will ever get.


That said it's definitely something your grow out of

>>38308692
>There's no pride in being a metalhead anymore
When was it ever about pride, you fucking normie? Lmao fucking has-been peaked-in-my-teens moron.

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>>38308638
>pays money for a concert
>"I-I will not allow all the people having a good time to trick me into having a good time!"
DUDE

>>38308676
oh
i like them though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKyzwqIT7s

>>38307283
Where in leaf land I'm a metal head but I don't dress like one, I'm not as into it as once was used to play guitar 6 hours a day everyday.

>>38308350
Yes because that would be a productive use of my time. You might value art for being art, some guy can give himself a paint enema and shit the paint out on a canvas and it's art to you, big fucking deal. You really think it's a good thing for the world? Most music is the equivalent of enema paint art getting shat out. Just because the person might actually be good at painting traditionally doesn't mean their shat art is any good or worth supporting.

>>38308363
>I dindu nuffin

>>38308377
Oh yes, the TRUE scene, no true scottsman. I didn't claim to have better cultured taste. It all feeds back into degenerate bullshit cultures that'll get attracted to it anyway.

>>38308386
actually I was wrong, GWAR is the only good metal type band that performs. Pop culture trash is way better they at least have backup dancers and shit and put on an entertaining show. Unless metal let's watch some guys age into geriatrics as they're too drunk or high to perform and slowly age into alzheimers and joke about how funny it is the drugs didn't kill them yet!
>>38308482
>And I'd suck Mario's dick if given the chance, dude's a legendary drummer.
>I'd like to see you pull off his drumming if it's so easy.
Drummer use to be a respectable position when militaries needed them. I'm not sure why you expect I'd sit around and argue with a cock sucker though.
>>38308492
What you can't enjoy rap and country for being music? Fuck off hypocrite.
>>38308501
fucking normies, what are you even doing here? is you're culture just so stupid and toxic that you're so oblivious to it being that way that you gotta come here to shit on other people about how superior it is? Are you trying to be retarded, you better not be.
>>38308632
Quit trying to blame me for your tastes in entertainment being a pile of crap.

>>38308597
I don't think I have discord install at the moment D:

>>38308707
Who u shagging bro ?

>>38308758
Why was Oracles and Agony so good but Labyrinth and King so boring?

>all these fucking dubs
Music was the easiest way to make friends in high school. I never even went all out with a war vest or dyed hair, and I could talk with Metalheads, Punks, Stoners, etc.

Metal is a true robots music. The bleak and rough nature of the music is a way to release all of ones pent up frustration, anger, and misery.

>tfw nobody in Metal threads ever mentions Whitechapel, Winds of Plague, or Job for a Cowboy
Deathcore isn't just Bring Me the Horizon and Asking Alexandria, guys

>>38307337
literal fucking dogs on isntagram are more popular than your band shut the fuck up. If you won't post your band then stop talking about it because nobody believes you. Your refusal to post your band because "hurr durr my friends will know i'm on r9k" just shows how insecure and pathetic you are. If they were your real friends or actually fucking cared about you at all, then posting on 4chan would be a complete non issue, and honestly the exposure to a horde of raving autistic metalheads from around the globe would probably net you some more fans and get some harsh but constructive criticism. But instead you you're either trolling or too much of a god damn pussy to take a stand for yourself and your interests.

>>38308481
>>38308672
They're like a more technical version of Oceano

>>38308758
That's cool bro, I unironically like Bring me the Horizon I don't judge

>>38308651
you're so hurt by me calling you a virgin i'd almost think you were a virgin

>>38308812
>Metal is a true robots music.

Not really, it's cyborg music and cyborg culture.

Not all robots want to listen to angry noise 24/7 either.

>>38308774
>come here to shit on other people about how superior it is
That's literally the mission objective of OP and all the losers firing shots in the dark at metal, you total dweeb.

>>38308799
the drums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gl6eWD1ttI

>>38308812
The only decent deathcore bands are The Red Chord, Despised Icon and Slice the cake

>>38308774
>learning to play instruments isnt a productive use of time
>will watch some guy press buttons on an electronic pad

okay dude

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>>38308707
>le virgino
>"MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!"

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>>38308774
>I dindu nuffin
I literally didn't.
Do you have brain damage?

>>38308878
Indie and prog rock is cyborg music
Robot music is anime and video game soundtracks

>>38308774
>Yes because that would be a productive use of my time. You might value art for being art, some guy can give himself a paint enema and shit the paint out on a canvas and it's art to you, big fucking deal. You really think it's a good thing for the world? Most music is the equivalent of enema paint art getting shat out. Just because the person might actually be good at painting traditionally doesn't mean their shat art is any good or worth supporting.

Well if that's the case you have to apply that to all music.
Yeah man all music is just a shit enema, no one has any real talent or actually gives a shit about what they're creating lol creating is for pot heads and losers it's all just a big machine yeah fuck the system

>that's how retarded you sound

>>38308790
a fuckin shame. listening to woods 4 again now, B E S T Woods, every song is good

>>38308557
hey anon like what you like and roll with it bud

>>38308792
I haven't gotten any since April. It's just shitposting, as >>38308907 finally figured out

>>38308812
>Whitechapel, Winds of Plague, or Job for a Cowboy
lmao those are all awful scene shit
I bet you also like Suicide Silence and Chelsea Grin

>>38305373
>this moron keeps piles of cash and doesn't invest it into his future
fucking lol

>>38308812
This Is Exile is Whitechapels ONLY good album, the rest of their stuff is boring garbage.

>>38308846
the bantz, he either puts up or shuts up now

>>38308885
i was thinking they're trying to put in too much symphony and piano shit, like overbearingly so. worked for Agony but it just wasn't working for anything else after.

>>38308869
Nah I just think it's a cringy insult that I haven't heard anyone say irl since I was in school

Mind you it's used alot on here which speaks volumes in itself

>>38308931
What's your username I'll write it down for later brah.
Some of the lyrics are pretty awful, but the more I think about how Dave must have felt when writing them the less I care how cheesy they are

>>38308964
not him but what's wrong with The Cleansing?
I thought it was likeable, but everything else they did was shit and didn't progress or evolve their sound.

>>38308979
>i was thinking...
I know what you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_V9f64KRYk

>>38308737
Pride was always a part of it, you nigger. We had the biggest festivals, the most passionate and dedicated fans, the most awesome music. I pity you for not having experienced metal in the 90s, you fuckin underaged cunt.

>>38308988
thickice19
#9405

Yeah some of the lyrics are cringy but I think he was a Robot
Doesn't stop it from being good tho, especially since some his so close to home

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>>38308352
No.

>>38306708
Its a good sheeps hoof knife, you can hold it and still use your fingers to grab things with.

is black sabbath still counted as metal?

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>>38308977
in my line of work thats what it looks like when you are reinvesting Anon.

>>38309079
Black Sabbath are the pionners of metal

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>>38308774
>What you can't enjoy rap and country for being music? Fuck off hypocrite.
>implying I actually fucking listen to that garbage

I know there is good rap and country but the genre themselves don't interest me.
Your reading comprehension is fucking poor man.
What I meant is I listen to a lot of metal and other genre that nobody cares about where I live so I don't indulge in nor care about the "degenerate sex drug culture" horse shit you're spewing about.
I can only imagine how you would interact with people on /mu/ unless you deliberately stopped on this thread because you're normally there. In that case fuck right off >>>/mu/

>>38306623
>uses words like manchild
>look at me I'm so grown up guys

>>38301547
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE STOP FOLLOWING ME

>>38306685
this,

any robots interested in an alt girl, take heed

they may be "hot" in a "i'm different and like cool shit and have different fashion" way

but 99 percent of the time they arent hot, just mentally distressed and annoy9ijg

>>38308699
>betray their power level
Haha, I find math majors like metal a lot. Oh, and board games.

Nice dubs~!

>>38308770
I'm currently in Halifax, but my howntown is Toronto. Hbu?

>six hours
Damn, anon, doesn't that hurt?

>>38308846
Damn you seem pretty worked up over something so insignificant dude.

Oh it's cool I'm not fussed Instagram dogs are more 'popular' I suppose if you thought about the amount of time people spent listening to our music or hanging out with us or wearing our shirts or whatever it would probably add up to far more popularity...you know...if I cared as much as you brah

>>38308907
you sir, are the reason I troll. never stop being you friendo :3

i have been wearing violent death metal t shirts every day since i was 13 years old, i dont know any better...

>>38309056
Cheers brah

I think he just needed to pour his heart out and not give a fuck if people thought it was lame or not which makes me enjoy it more

>>38309198
we're still waiting on that band name or song links bruh

>>38309286
ok fine but only because you seem super mad about the whole situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>38308964
hey! not the guy you replied to but suicide silence is great!

>>38309364
>tee hee!

Not sure what the fuck they were thinking that latest record

>>38308882
>>38308882
>That's literally the mission objective of OP
Right didn't think that one through much, I am not taking shots at the dark at metal, it's a piece of shit culturally, and it's a sunking sink hole that can suck in otherwise okay people and turn them into little money generating machines to perpetuate their shit culture. If it's so great why would you have to be coming here at the bottom of the social ladder and act like it's not shit? Didn't think that one over too long, what would you expect from a metal head though.

>>38308893
I actually do real world work on computers.

>>38308908
Yeah I get it, you're probably a degenerate drug addict. If you get caught "it's bullshit it should be legal!" Didn't get caught "errr huh durr it should be legal" while completely ignoring all the crimes and shit you commit when you're not too strung out on drugs. I don't believe for a second you degenerates are not doing crimes and shit to get drugs, and that you stop doing them at any time unless you get so drugged out you can't function anymore and pass out. You freaks spend your whole life running around chasing a high trying to get drugs and just destroy anything in attempts to get more drugs or because you're high and think it's funny in your deluded drug addled mind.

>>38308922
I like "The system" the music scene produces counter culture and markets it in the system and are one of the worse parts of "the system". Go ahead and spew your shit about indie bands they're small time gigs when they're not working real jobs and they'll never hit it big. The music scene isn't counter culture it's just one of the worse parts of a better culture and people are fools for perpetuating it. Of course you wouldn't understand since you think you're so artistic and intellectual in taste. Tool.

>>38309185
Hamilton, Ontario

But my hometown is Pushkin, Russia

Only hurts when the calluses rip open then it's like playing on blisters but I've played violin since 3 so my finger are pretty used to strings

>>38309120
I see so you're so wrapped up in your shit taste you're unaware how culturally devoid it is being as bad as rap with drug addicts and gang members, while also being completely unaware rap is actually more musically artistic and appealing to listen to. In short you're just stupid and want to waste your time and money.

>>38309444
Oh get fucked you literally don't a clue what you're talking about. God I'm glad you're just some cunt on the internet and I won't have to meet you in real life, I'm done.

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>>38304882
This is huh, wow!

Somehow not original, must be other Burzum fans too.

>>38309444
>and it's a sunking sink hole that can suck in otherwise okay people and turn them into little money generating machines to perpetuate their shit culture. If it's so great why would you have to be coming here at the bottom of the social ladder and act like it's not shit?
This board is not your self-superior loser club. It's a slightly more usable version of /b/ with infinitely more trigger-able users.

>Yeah I get it, you're probably a degenerate drug addict. If you get caught "it's bullshit it should be legal!" Didn't get caught "errr huh durr it should be legal" while completely ignoring all the crimes and shit you commit when you're not too strung out on drugs. I don't believe for a second you degenerates are not doing crimes and shit to get drugs, and that you stop doing them at any time unless you get so drugged out you can't function anymore and pass out. You freaks spend your whole life running around chasing a high trying to get drugs and just destroy anything in attempts to get more drugs or because you're high and think it's funny in your deluded drug addled mind.
Literally just some assblasted teenager crying about how anyone who disagrees with his underage views is a drug addict.

Dear lord, the self proclaimed denizens of this board are unbearably pathetic.

>>38309545
>being as bad as rap with drug addicts and gang members
You listen to electro shit, you absolute retard.
Music that is literally produced to only be enjoyable on MDMA and cocaine.

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This thread in a picture. Also electro is mostly for junkies, faggots and roasties. FACT.

>>38303694
>>38304363
metal is not as popular as it used to be here, not really any reasom to move here

>enjoy metal
>don't understand why metal fans have to dress all the same way
>long hair
>embarrassing band t-shirts

That shit was cool when I was 13 but I just don't get it. Basing your whole identity around just one thing seems not very psychologically healthy.

>>38304882
STOP LISTENING TO METAL.

Even Burzum is not metal anymore, Varg turned into an insufferable right winger and spouts pagan propaganda in his new music and probably spends his days jerking off to trees deep in the forest when nobody is looking.

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>>38310651
His politics and his music don't mix faggot. He has specifically stated he keeps his music about music. His slightly cringey views are kept to YouTube and myfarog

Metal sucks
Metal is for children

>>38310611
You're pretty shallow if you think the way you dress is your entire identity.

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>>38308510
faceless robot of Norway rejects me too when will it end

>>38309731
Yeah go ahead keep believing it's all nonsense. Makes it easier to shut your brain down deluded with drugs and shit culture that has nothing worth while to talk about while making a living off words.

>>38310060
>This board is not your self-superior loser club.
Aw so mature. Typical.
>I'm mature because I value my opinion more
>that makes you a kid because you don't like my opinion
sheeple

>>38310104
Clearly you don't know a whole lot about music. I think electronica culture is shit too. People here telling me I can't enjoy music for music while you sit around and say this other music isn't enjoyable without drugs, which seems to be an ironic projection since that's exactly what metal heads need to do to enjoy their shit music. Electronica often has a beat set up to specific formulas for consistent rhythm and pace, which metal doesn't. Electronica is meant to be enjoyed for listening like that where as rock n roll you get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQORIIexlss this timeless classic, what a groove. yeah man who wouldn't enjoy this sober?

>>38311035
Yeah cause my 7 year old niece totally listens to Metal amirite?

>>38311120
>Clearly you don't know a whole lot about music. I think electronica culture is shit too. People here telling me I can't enjoy music for music while you sit around and say this other music isn't enjoyable without drugs, which seems to be an ironic projection since that's exactly what metal heads need to do to enjoy their shit music. Electronica often has a beat set up to specific formulas for consistent rhythm and pace, which metal doesn't. Electronica is meant to be enjoyed for listening like that where as rock n roll you get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQORIIexlss [Embed] this timeless classic, what a groove. yeah man who wouldn't enjoy this sober?
So yeah tell me a remix of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCHE0Tjw6MA is shit that can't be enjoyed sober while you listen to a mish mash of someone too high or drunk to play their instruments or sing clearly, how can you even mock most metal music vocals in text it sounds like, GROWLHUFFHERPUFFSCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGROWLHUFFHERPUFFSCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGROWLHUFFHERPUFFSCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>38306623
>i listen to music to fit in

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>not listening to lamb of god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwRaC89TKmg

>or burn the priest (aka lamb of god)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ryEAHSzsY

fuck man these riffs...

>suddenly /r9k/ is full of successful normalfags who are too mature for socially unacceptable music

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>>38311618
>was defending cannibal corpse in another thread a few days ago before triggering all the metal autists today

>>38307283
they wouldn't care how you dressed so long as you don't look ugly
I was also going to say and you aren't a bitch but then realized.....

>>38311120
How can someone be this flamboyantly autistic and yet have the self awareness to pull the "pretending to be retarded" bit? >>38311739

>>38307849
reall good band BMTH is desu.

everybody now sucks off their newer albums, but Count Your Blessings is the only one you need.