FEMBOT GENERAL--NO BOYS ALLOWED--

Hey guy (male) here, why do girls insist on rejecting guys who aren't Chad until they get too old to attract Chads?

btw im gonna lurk ITT haha

>>38271303
lol fuck off cows
garbage thread

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tfw no blogposting autistic gf

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>>38271322
I don't know. Why do men insist on posting in FEMBOT (and trap) ONLY threads?

Here's a suggestion to help you with that.

Fuck you, and fuck this garbage thread.

>>38271335
Its pretty obvious that this board is just being overrun by cunts from lolcow farms at this point but the fact that women who are hitting their 30's are committing suicide in greater and greater numbers makes it kind of almost worth it

>>38271348
Lol is there some kind of way you can ban me or delete my posts? Otherwise chill out :)

why can't i ever find a girl at least a girl to talk to me TALKT O ME TALK TO ME

Only girls allowed in this thread. Boys just LEAVE!

Ok now that they're gone let's compare vaginas?

>>38271367
Because they're all talking to Chad, bro. Even the stuck up "im not like the other girls" girls from lolcow farms are obsessed with Chad

>>38271322
That's a myth, little robot. There are women who dwell in the shadows and they desire men who aren't Chad. You just never notice them.

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>>38271348
>In a board specifically made for male robots

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>>38271335
>>38271358

If I were a lolcow, I would be posting there. But since you're men, why don't you get out of a thread made specifically so women can talk to each other and post ANYWHERE else.

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>>38271303

>FEMBOT GENERAL--NO BOYS ALLOWED
>(Reminder that traps are welcome in my threads

pick one.
the one born with a vagogo, if possible, because the other option is gay faggotry

tl,dr: your gender is the one you were born with ("nature"), it's not what you want it to be ("whim")

>>38271391
You could try to consider this a containment thread, so we don't shit up the rest of the board.

>>38271386
>There are women who dwell in the shadows and they desire men who aren't Chad. You just never notice them.
How can I notice something that logically doesn't exist?

If you're a woman, you lust after Chad and only Chad by default

>>38271395
>why don't you get out
mmmmno thats ok

>>38271407
I am telling you that's not true. If you choose not to believe it, you only have yourself to blame when you stay alone. Stop going for Staceys and you'll find women who aren't going for Chad and his hot friend, Brad.

henlo
i woman
talk, yes?

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>>38271422
But I don't "go for Staceys"? I don't even have a preference for "Stacey" type women?

lol

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>>38271400
I don't really consider them women like women with vaginas, but they aren't at all like the men who post here either. At least the traps talk about their feelings and post friendly weeb icons and their butts. I care more about the content than the genitals, but males (male) are just generally mean and not welcome in my threads.

Is /lolcow/ really /r9k/ for grills?

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>>38271303
Pepes allowed though! Pepe!

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If women hate men it's ok. If men hate women it's frowned upon because they are being looked at as they are being whining assholes who are ungrateful cheating bastards.

>>38271445
That's a lie! Men only want Stacey! They don't want an ugly girl. I hate all men. reeeeee It's men's fault I'm all alone.

>>38271464
No, /r9k/ is /r9k/ for girls. Lolcows are all horrible and nasty, amen. If you're a lolcow and you're lurking, you're not welcome either.

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>>38271478
Why don't you go back to the catalog and find a nice woman hate thread to post in. I don't care. Just get out of my thread.

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>>38271481
>That's a lie! Men only want Stacey! They don't want an ugly girl. I hate all men. reeeeee It's men's fault I'm all alone.
Lol! I see what you're trying to do lol!

But I have actual evidence that women will snub non-Chad men in favor of Chad, then kill themselves when they can't settle down with/marry Chad

Fellow fembots, can you share your seduction techniques? I'm trying to win heart of a nerdy and very intelligent but also possibly a bit autistic boy and I feel like my usual moves don't work at all. So I'm looking for new ideas.

>>38271484
This. The girls on lolcow are really mean and they hate weak people. If they find out you are a neet or weight more than 110 lbs you get bullied right out of there. They don't know what it's like to be a kv sperglord.

I still read the Onision thread. I'm a hypocrite.

>>38271484
>>38271540
Why are women so needlessly cruel and spiteful and malicious? Guyanon here btw
also I still enjoy reading their mystery.jpg thread so I am a hypocrite too hahahaha

>>38271530
>I'm trying to win heart of a nerdy and very intelligent but also possibly a bit autistic boy and I feel like my usual moves don't work at all.

I don't have any seduction techniques because I've never seduced anyone, but I would also be interested if another femanon is willing to share.

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>>38271540
Yeah. I really don't support that kind of bullying towards fellow women. It's okay as long as you're not among their malevolent ranks.

>>38271595
>MD5 hash is still the same
>only filename has changed
Put your fucking trip on, you fagboy. We all know it's you.

>>38271303
You don't get to be a girl on the Internet

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>>38271303
This is now an originaI women hate thread.

>>38271612
I don't know what you're talking about. This is OP and I'm not a gayposter, they aren't allowed in my threads. That's just a pic of Vyro I ripped from another thread.

>>38271638
If that were true then your image would have a different MD5 hashcode than the image that Vyro posted with his tripcode in the past. But it's not. Because it doesn't.

Put your fucking tripcode on, fagboy.

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>>38271303

Most femanons are Americans. Try again tomorrow mate.

get off this board ree

I have a hard time believing females are good at, much less even know how to, doxxing people. So why is /lolcow/ a female board when they can't even fulfill one of the main functions of being an autist wrangler?

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Please stop perpetuating the myth of fembots ty

>woman see man
>woman see man sharing feels on r9k
>woman want attention
>woman tries to invade man's r9k board
>woman succeeds with help of beta orbiters
Tumblr is honestly a better place for you. The userbase will be much more accepting.

>>38271724
Oh wow nice Vyro, you got one of your fembot orbiters in your harem to meet up with you IRL, and you used her foot to post some kind of "proof" pic to perpetuate your shitposting. Fuck off.

>fembot thread
>it's just 2 anons being nasty to each other

>>38271773
It wouldn't be like this if the men would fuck off and stop scaring off the other fembots.

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>>38271303
Fembots leave Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>38271785
I wouldn't be like this if women wouldn't treat me like literal dogshit IRL

>>38271785
It was fun while it lasted.

probably very unoriginal

I managed to not meet a single girl from OkCupid or Tinder. 2/8 girls responded (all lesbians). No meetups or even a decent conversation.

My self-esteem is fucking ruined so far with dating websites. Is this the average experience?

>>38271785
I do with men on r9k precisely the same thing I do with men irl: I ignore them. Don't fall for their bitter baits, just hide shitty post and pretend they're not here. Eventually they'll get bored and leave.

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>>38271811

Kek. Hows it feel dealing with woman? hahahahaha

>>38271811

Yeah I tried twice so far. Had profiles up for months each time.
Nothing.
My confidence is gone. I wasn't even truly /r9k/ material before this.
I was just a average guy.
Now I hate myself more than ever.

>>38271811
Dating sites are rather degenerate amd extremely superficial, so I'd say that your experience isn't unusual.

>>38271811
>My self-esteem is fucking ruined so far with dating websites. Is this the average experience?
Ye. Unless you're Chad, or a non-lezbeen woman, you're literally incapable of getting treated like anything other than dogshit by women on dating apps AND dating sites

>>38271811
I've never used a dating website before except for this one that lets you create fake boyfriends and then you get to pay some man to text you and pretend to be the guy.
I made an Adam Lanza boyfriend profile and then got too scared to put my payment info and have someone actually read it.

I'd imagine they're all pretty awful though. Sorry you haven't had good luck.

>>38271526
Some women.
It is impossible to know all women do this.
In fact it's almost statistically impossible to be true.

>>38271828
Miserable. Guys are so much easier but I hate masculine bodies.

>>38271830
>>38271838
Where do you meet girls /r9k/? (not going to a gay bar)

>>38271866
If that were true, then there wouldn't be such thing as incels and robots.
Women will literally go lezbeen or start fucking dogs if they can't settle down with Chad.

>>38271880
You do realize the majority of robots have either never tried talking to a girl or got rejected once in highschool and never tried again, right?

>>38271867

I met them through friends in the past.
Then through their friends. etc.

Now in the current timeline I have no friends so I can't meet anyone.

Never met a girl in a bar. Back when I use to go. Back when I had friends. Back when I was normal.

Now I'm a outcast. I can't even look people in the eyes anymore and anytime I talk people have to have me repeat it cause I talk quietly.

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>Hold hands with a boy
>Feel my panties immediately soaked

It's too bad nothing ever came from it. The longer I am a virgin the more I explode when anyone touches me. It's like I'm hyper aware to touch. Both extremes, I either feel aroused or violated. For example my boss gave me a friendly 'good job' pat on the back and it made me freeze in place I was so uncomfortable. This is like a new level of sexual frustration.

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>>38271867

>I hate masculine bodies.

Is it the muscle? The hair? That's really the only diff I think

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>>38271908
>You do realize the majority of robots have either never tried talking to a girl or got rejected once in highschool and never tried again, right?
Ok but I've talked to several girls and even had a couple of gfs but they all ended up snubbing me for chad?

>>38271939
Thin waist, hairy, v-shaped body, broad shoulders, deep voice, angular face, short hair. The only attractive part is the cock desu.

>>38271935
I don't know if you are trolling, but I'm the same way. It also happens when a man with a deep voice speaks to me. Like you mentioned, I'm also torn between feeling aroused and violated. It needs to end!

>>38271935
>>38271969
Wow maybe you should lower your standards and stop feeling so entitled to Chad?

>>38271935
How old are you anon?

tfw hearing my oneitis laugh in voice chat is enough to arouse me

I never cared for boys, why all of the sudden my body yearns for this one boy so badly? I didn't ask for this ;__;

>>38271994
Fuck off you stupid cunt. Go suck up to Stacey and her whore friends.

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>>38271961

So what do you think of Alexandra Daddario? She has broad shoulders, thin waist, semi v shape body.

>>38272004
>Fuck off you stupid cunt. Go suck up to Stacey and her whore friends.
Except I literally want a chubby/thicc/pot-bellied gf with thick thighs and possibly PCOS and hair arms and split ends? are you having a meltdown???

>>38271935
I feel like this too, femanon. It's not entirely unnatural, but it must stop!

I'm going to rewatch Ghost World (2001) by the way. It's based off a comic of the same title, and I think a lot of femanons will be able to relate to the main character. Any femanons are welcome to join me. If there is interest, I will post a rabbit link.

>tfw male posting in a female only thread

who /devilish/ here ^w^

>>38272011
that bitch has hips not the same thing

>>38272038
Reeee, go away!

Totes original

>>38272020
I don't know, are you? You are insisting I only want Chad. Fuck off with that stupid shit. It's pathetic.

Any you loser fat hoes down to fuck or what i mean come on you got your whole 30+ life to bitch and moan, get down now or dont get down at all ya feel me bitches

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>>38272041

I don't know about that. Her body is very odd. Did you know she's 31 and still single? She's expired, maybe you can get her.

>>38272054
>You are insisting I only want Chad. Fuck off with that stupid shit. It's pathetic.
Except I see women IRL and on dating sites and on dating apps and even on /r9k/ who only insist on Chad and will refuse any man who isn't Chad?

Meanwhile there's men like me who literally don't want a 10/10 instagram model """""""""""""""""""""""stacey"""""""""""""""""""""""???

Its almost like women are just preaching "do as we say and not as we do" because you're upset that there's men who call you out on your shit while they aren't living up to the stereotypes that you make us out to be???

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>>38271969
Fuck I'm not even that old, I'm about to turn 21 and while I'm not a KHV I feel like such a turbo sperg when it comes to anything slightly sexual. My only girl friends lost theirs at 15/16 I feel like such a fucking alien dude. Like if they go out they dress so sexually and show off their cleavage and wear tight dresses and they look amazing but I feel so uncomfortable being presented sexually. I can't see myself as a sexual being.

I know this is nothing compared to most robots and I'll get told to suck it up and go jump on the cock carousel. But even beta losers are like ??? something must be wrong with you lmao if you are still such a virgin. I don't want to be a whore I just want to have consenting sex with a long term partner that I love. Why is it so hard it's such a simple concept. If I wanted to be a whore I would have lost it a long time ago :(

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>>38272054

Diff anon, but this and only this is what you want. Admit it, then shut the fuck up.

>>38272078
Something must be wrong with you if you are still such a virgin.

>I don't want to be a whore I just want to have consenting sex with Chad.
Fixed that for ya

>>38272078

Don't be a whore. You'll doom yourself long-term because no will commit.

Having said, please leave this board and never return.

>>38272072
FUCK OFFFF REEEEE

all I want is my oneitis who is autistic albeit incredibly clever cyborg guy, looking like a nerdy lanklet, has 0 muscles, can't grow a beard, perpetually looks like an awkward high schooler despite being older and unironically wears traditional autist schoes and misses half of social clues. And is afraid of sex and intimacy.

If that's a Chad for you then fuck off twice, you stupid cunt of a man

>>38272070
idk art hoes and degenerates with social anxiety are more my type

>>38272072
Well there you go. Most men want Stacey; some don't. The opposite is also true. Most women want Chad; some don't. Most of the women who post on /r9k/ are over Chad because he bullied her or treats her like dirt. Believe me I hate Chad just as much as you do. So please stop insisting that's all I want.

>>38272089
I've tried dating all types, nothing went past 2 dates. That was from online dating because I don't get asked out irl. I don't think I'm terribly ugly, I'm not fat. I've asked a semi chad friend for advice and he said I'm attractive but he can't see me as anything but a good friend or a sister and people get that 'bro' vibe from me I guess?

Also chads scare me because they expect you to either be a hoe, or they want to make you a hoe and get pissy when you don't put out.

>>38272141

Good luck lmao. I'm audibly laughing. Your fate is almost as bad as ours.

>>38272137
A roastie wants this guys, so yes he his. Now kindly FUCK OFF YOU USELESS UNWANTED PIECE OF SHIT

>>38272137
>all I want is my oneitis who is autistic albeit incredibly clever cyborg guy, looking like a nerdy lanklet, has 0 muscles, can't grow a beard, perpetually looks like an awkward high schooler despite being older and unironically wears traditional autist schoes and misses half of social clues. And is afraid of sex and intimacy.
And what makes you entitled to such a specific man?

sounds like you just described me down to a T to be desu

>>38272142
Except the other poster I'm replying to in this very post quite clearly obviously wants some idealized version of Chad that she crafted in her own head but the IRL version of him is someone she'd snub and treat like literal walking sentient dogshit???

>>38272158
I honestly dont know what to tell you and im not going to delude myself into giving you advice because I wouldn't take advice from women on dating women

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>>38272173
Being alone forever isn't that bad is it?

>>38272178
It's ok anon you don't have to tell me anything I'm just venting because I've been feeling particularly frustrated

>>38272137
Also I'd like to be your bf if you really want a guy like you just described but im going to sleep soon and you probably wont even acknowledge me or treat me like a human being so stop teasing me ok

>>38272218
I'm glad you get it. That's exactly why some of us guys post on /r9k/ in the first place.

>>38272158
Be happy you're not affection dependant.

I fall in love in like 1-2 days. Shits hurt. Just meet more guys, one of them WILL fall in love. Thats that, but you have to give it a chance too.

>>38272178
>And what makes you entitled to such a specific man?
Nothing, I don't think I'm entitled to anything. I want him so I'm trying to better myself in hopes he'll like me back, that's it.

>>38272158
>>38272142

I don't know if I believe any of this shit.
I'm not a virgin. I've had fat girlfriends I've had very hot girlfriends. It's not physical beauty that keeps me with someone.
These were all of course during the days before Tinder, before normies took up online dating.
I was online dating in 1998. yeah. And the girls were awesome and there was none of this robot and roastie crap.

What brings me here? The world changed. Everything is different now and even women around my age spit on me a Average guy.
Everyone spits on me now. It was never like this. Average could be with Average. Okay.
No. Not anymore. Now Chad has everything. EVERYTHING.

Now I use to love women and treat them like a princess. But the modern woman in this post 2008 age. Is TRASH.

FUCKING TRASH ISNT WORTH SHIT.
fucking whores.

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>>38272217

It actually isn't. We are alone. We were born alone and we will all die alone. I think like others here I can wallow and laugh at the misery of it all.

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Femnons in this thread
Can you tell me what you think of this:

>>38272094

I'm the person who posted it and I want to know yall's thoughts

>>38272256
Lmao no wonder you are a virgin

>>38272279
>Lmao no wonder you are a virgin
For anyone who's wondering how this comment is considered "original", its because the wordfilter is reset every wednesday

>>38272252
Ok well I offered to be your bf but obviously you'd rather hold out for Chad, so I guess I'm right again

>>38272268

There's no way to win with women dude. I think it's hormones and timing and luck. That girl is worthless shit though given her stupidity, but then again most women are.

>>38272230
>Also I'd like to be your bf if you really want a guy like you just described but im going to sleep soon and you probably wont even acknowledge me or treat me like a human being so stop teasing me ok

You don't want to be my bf for two main reasons
>I'm fat and ugly
>I'm legit in love with the autistic guy I have described in my post. He really exists

If you want to be friends/casual buddies, I'm always down; leave your contact info if you want to

>>38272333
Im not going to be your orbiter if you already have a Chad IRL that you orbit. NTY.

any asian fembots here or are they a myth?

>>38272345

There are no femobts. It's just traps. Femwhores from /soc/ sometimes post pics and now you newfags think there are fembots.

>fembot complains about being lonely or wanting a bf
>'I'll be your bf'
>Fembot declines because let's be real talking to strangers on the internet with the intent to form some kind of irl relationship, especially from /r9k/, is probably a bad idea
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROASTIE WHORE PROOF THAT ""'"""'"FEMBOTS""""""" ONLY WANT CHAD

Y'all are so silly

>>38272343
I don't have a Chad irl, the cyborg guy I'm talking about is my online friend who sadly lives far, far away.

And I'm not looking for orbiters, but I guess it might seem like I do, so I understand your stance. Good luck anon.

>>38271303
Didn't read your OP but

God damn I'm so sick of not being able to get a boyfriend. I'm afraid that I'll never happen.

>>38272314
I'm just really bummed out man, I'm not going to give up on talking to girls I just didn't think it'd be so hard if I actually tried to talk to girls, but yeah...

>>38272376
>fembot admits she's orbiting a Chad who shes never met IRL
>DUDE why are you upset that she doesn't want to orbit you even though she's never met you IRL LMAO

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm really warms up my brake fluid

>>38272379
>cyborg
So he's a chad

>>38272376

You're so close minded. It's the open minded girls who get that romantic and weird love story that ends with happily ever after.

t. met my bf on r9k

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>>38272268
It's irritating or even hurtful to have someone ghost you, but I also see where they are coming from. Is it really any surprise that someone who can't communicate irl can't communicate online as soon as it starts getting too personal? I don't know what you're looking for, sorry.

Also, get out of my thread, you disgusting man.

>>38272400

I've was ghosted by 4 females last month. 3 of them asked me for my number. It's all pointless females are too flaky. They shouldn't have freedom they have no discipline.

>>38272387
if you dont mind being friend first with a random robots, we could talk about whatever interest you mate.

>>38272411
>tfw no girl from /r9k/ will ever become my gf because I am not Chad or a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cyborg""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>tfw literally no girl from /r9k/ will even give me a chance or treat me like anything other than sentient dogshit because I am not Chad or a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cyborg""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
I said I was going to go to sleep but I lied

>>38272403
Tbh famalam I actually wasn't referencing the posts in this thread directly it's just a common occurrence I see on this board.

Personally sometimes if I'm having an interesting conversation I'll move to my anonymous skype account but as soon as someone starts asking for pics and irl shit I'm fucking out of there so fast. Stranger danger.

>>38272376
It's like they have no sense of reality.

>>38272403
>So he's a chad
Sure, if my description fits your description of a Chad.

He is not a robot because unlike most robots he's studying, working and spending time outside his room. Oh, and he has some irl friends too.

If that makes him a Chad then I guess all boys who are not utter failures and have semi normal lives are Chads as well... I don't know what to make of it.

>>38272440

Sorry anon. The girls here are different than how it used to be. I think most of the girls on r9k nowadays actually have bfs or are not virgins. They're also really flaky I feel terrible for you guys.

>>38272441
tBh famalam I noticed that fembots on /r9k/ will only talk to someone on skype if he's chad or a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cyborg"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" to be desu my fampaitchi

all these chads come to /r9k/ to harvest gfs similar to the way that people go to apple orchards to pick apples, and the rest of us are left to be outside the fence, starving and fighting amongst eachother for a scrap of an apple core

>>38272456
You literally described me to a T but I'm apparently not good enough for you because I'm not a social Chad butterfly like him

i fucking hate women and i hate "fembots" even more. get the fuck off my board you roastie whore.

>>38271954
I've had several experiences of being rejected by robot virgins who never even gave me a chance because they were obsessed with some Stacey who hardly breathed in their direction but I still don't claim all robots are like this.
I'm not even a fem"bot" because I have an online boyfriend but he is the only guy I've ever liked that would like me back for who I am instead of prancing after some Stacey. He's a rare person but even before meeting him I didn't think something like that.

>>38272411
have you and your "bf' ever met irl? or are you just calling some guy you chat with online your "bf"

>>38271935
Lol when I lost my virginity, I was such a desperate virgin that I was dripping wet when he finally took my underwear off. I was so wet that he couldn't feel anything and he lost his erection. He had a really small dick too. That's been my only sexual experience so far. SUCKS!

>thirsty robots and straight girls ruining a thread

wow what a shock

>>38271303
>be me
>haven't been on /r9k/ in a few months, wonder what's poppin over there
>"FEMBOT GENERAL"

what the fuck?
this website is COMPLETELY FUCKING RUINED I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL reeeeeeeeeeeee fuck you you fucking roastie women ruin absolutely fucking everything they touch. YOU ARE NOT SOCIAL CREATURES, JUST THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN MATE WITH YOU AND FUCK OFFYOU WORTHLESS CUNT

>>38272411
I have literally never even seen another robot claim they live where I live except twice

>Literally chad marine
>Dude with yellow fever living in the middle of no where looking for an asian waifu on this board to pay for sex

No thanks. Sucks living in paradise. Chad and Stacey as far as the eye can see

>>38272411
Dude here.
Thanks for posting. People meeting on /r9k/ give me hope...so thanks..
>>38272414
Its not suprising, but its just dissapointing. .I'm not giving up...I guess I just wanted tips on something I could have done to avoid this, thats all.

>>38272460
>They're also really flaky I feel terrible for you guys.
No you don't. You need people like us so you can have someone to compare youselves to and say "gosh im glad I'm not him" so you can feel better about yourselves. Apparently not being good enough to even orbit >>38272456 makes me an """utter failure""""

>>38272482
Ok well I literally dont even want a """"""""stacey""""""" ever since finding out what PCOS is I wish I had a gf with PCOS but even those girls all want chad instead of me because apparently im not social enough or good enough or because apparently im an """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""utter failure"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" since I'm not a social buttefly with 80 friends and who volunteers at the local homeless-puppies-with-cancer-who-have-no-parents-shelter

>>38272414
I really like the top here

>>38272483

We're engaged ;)

orignally engaged darn it!

>>38272485
How could he not feel anything if you are wet? Dry sex is supposedly really horrible. not that I'd know

>>38272537
>tfw will never find anyone to get engaged with and be in a long term relationship with on /r9k/ because I am not Chad and I am not a social butterfly and all the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fembots"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" on here only want 10/10 Chad Hemsworth clones who have doctorates and make $500k/yr and have 500 friends and volunteer at the local homeless-puppies-with-cancer-who-have-no-parents-shelter

>>38272487

>implying it's robots orbitting

Reddit I mean summer is here. You can tell who the real robots are. This is a Chad and Stacy thread.

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>>38272510
>I guess I just wanted tips on something I could have done to avoid this, thats all.

If you meet her online, you can't avoid it. The issue originates in her associations with your actions as opposed to your actions the way you see them. If she has enough negative associations, nothing you do will convince her of that what in her mind has always been true is false. If you want someone who won't randomly block you because of their own insecurities, stop looking for a girlfriend on the Internet.

Now begone, penis-bearer.

>>38272464
>You literally described me to a T but I'm apparently not good enough for you because I'm not a social Chad butterfly like him

No you dense twat, you are not "good enough" because I haven't spent past 12 months talking with you about serious and non-serious stuff or watching films together, or exchanging silly selfies. I have literally no emotional connection with you whatsoever. I like to think I have deep emotional connection with that guy though. I know him better, I trust him, I find him utterly fascinating because during these months I got to know his quirks and little habits, created inside jokes with him, exchanged deepest secrets and fears with him. That's why I prefer that guy to you, anon. I know him.

>>38272514
Why don't you eat some worms while you are at it.

>>38272575
>implying I'm a Chad
Chad wouldn't want to date a woman long-term who is chubby/has a pot-belly and is hairy

>>38272581
Sounds like you're just rejecting me out of hand because you're refusing to settle for anyone but your e-Chad

>>38272590
That doesn't even make any sense???? Wow I bet you sure don't tell Chad anything like that

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>>38272537

Congrats anon! I really mean it.

>>38272576
Those socks are neat pls keep posting

>>38272576
>>38272576
>>38272576
>its a-okay for women to find husbands and boyfriends on the internet
>but HOW FUCKING DARE you try to find a girfriend on the internet you filthy penis-bearer???????
When can we start gassing women in FEMA camps?

>>38272514
Ironically I actually have something similar to that but yeah oddly most girls I meet with it are tumblrinas and who would trust that.
But yeah. I'm not saying it's not rare for a girl to actually like betas I'm just saying it's not impossible and oft times boys do it too. People are just shallow creatures typically.
Hope you find a nice acne covered, test pumped chick to hug, anon.

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>>38272532
Me too. You can get it for a mere $1200! Unfortunately, the jacket is no longer available.

>>38272599

>Chad wouldn't want to date a woman long-term who is chubby/has a pot-belly and is hairy

Chads rarely date. They just fuck. When they do date, they cheat.

>>38272576
I'm not gonna stop. But thanks for caring enough to read my posts. Im not leaving, but Ill just lurk

>>38272487
>straight girls
You have your own containment board >>>/lgbt/

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Any other fembots hate birthdays?

>>38272599
You don't know the worm song?

Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates me.
I think I'll eat some worms.
Long slimey skinny ones
Short fat juicy ones
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny worms.

It should be your anthem. And you are right about me not telling Chad to eat worms. Chad isn't a pathetic loser who is desperate to convince people that everyone hates him. Poor little you.

>>38272637
>Hope you find a nice acne covered, test pumped chick to hug, anon.
Yeah except I wont because girls like that only want Chad so they can over-compensate for their PCOS.

>>38272644
Ok well im not a Chad??? and I want to date a woman long-term with the goal of marriage in mind??? But apparently that makes me inferior and an """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""utter failure"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" lol hahahaha lmao lol haha

>>38272599
>Sounds like you're just rejecting me out of hand because you're refusing to settle for anyone but your e-Chad

Yes, I'm smitten with him specifically and don't give a fuck about other guys.

>>38272671
Well I didn't pick Chad so I can't be the only one.

okay fuck it.
Let the liberals win.
Let the refugees in.

Then the vengeance can be casted on all roasties forever.

hope you smelly ass vagina bearing shit mouths like wearing a trash bag over your head.

From what I've experienced chads don't like unusual fetishes, to add to the list of reasons why a girl wouldn't want Chad.

>Anal
>Daaaaaamn you're a kinky girl ;)
>Vore, yaoi, shota, loli, male cross dressing, ss, anything /d/ etc
>uh

But it also means I can't have a qt pure boy either because it would scare him off

>tfw no pure bf to corrupt

>>38272668
Sounds like some roastie shit that your mom taught you so you can weed out the Chads from the Non-Chads. Also your post de-facto proves me right, and it shits on every other """"""femanon"""""" post ITT

>it's socially acceptable for women to whine and pout about how Chad doesn't want to date them
>but HOW FUCKING DARE
>HOW
>FUCKING
>DARE
>a """""""""""""""penis holder"""""""""""""""""""" point out that women only want to date Chad and treat every non-Chad like dogshit?????

>>38272678
Yeah, probably because he's Chad.

>>38272685
Yeah well he sounds like Chad to me, since you clearly are incapable of treating any man who isn't Chad like a human being

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>>38272693
>mfw I want to start slaughtering women in the street once the arabs and the blacks begin rioting and burning everything down

>>38272667
Here. I haven't celebrated with someone besides my mom since my 15th birthday. I'm 22

>>38271303
I just read that article, I don't think she actually killed herself, there's an excerpt about her concocting a lethal combo of drugs but it doesn't say explicitly that she took it.

>>38272667
>>38272724
$5 says you'd instantly like your birthday if Chad was there to celebrate it with you

>>38272700
>Yeah, probably because he's Chad
You're obsessed with this Chad shit. I literally described the guy and I'm sure he does not fit into Chad standards and yet you keep sperging out and calling him a Chad.

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>>38272707

Damn straight son.

Sorry Trump. Sorry fellow meme war veterans.
It looks like this is where we part ways.

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>>38271303
Have a (you) you filthy whore, don't spend it all on one place

>>38272700
Please tell me how a short, acne covered shitskin with a fucked spine and legs who's a khv virgin and has terrible OCD is Chad?
So far from talking about yourself you're way more like a chad than him.

>>38272738
>You're obsessed with this Chad shit. I literally described the guy and I'm sure he does not fit into Chad standards and yet you keep sperging out and calling him a Chad.
Ok but you also described me yet you instantly call me a """""""""""""""utter failure""""""""""""""" out of hand because I'm not him, even though I also have IRL friends and a job and hobbies?

Therefore, he's Chad. Only explanation.

>>38272748
Ok sounds like you also described me yet again yet I'm incapable of even getting a S I N G L E fembot to treat me like a human being

sounds like I win again and you're just saving yourself for your supposedly flawed chad

>>38272736
Not her, but if not liking your birthday comes from not having anyone to celebrate it with, it doesnt matter if its Chad, it can be anyone the person might care about.

>>38272748
Ignore him he's just butthurt your loyal to a crush.

>>38272748
you, a girl, like him.

This man has a girl who likes him.

If you cannot comprehend this equation welp.

>>38272748
Tbh the way you are describing him sounds like you feel way out of his league and are getting an ego boost for taking pity on this wee beta. Almost like a female white knight. That's pretty shitty that you can insult his physical qualities so easily like that, show's what you really think

I hope he finds someone better than you who actually appreciates him.

>>38272773
>Ignore him he's just butthurt your loyal to a crush.
Nah its more like the fact that I'm butthurt that femanons claim to not like Chad then they proceed to describe me to a T then they say "oh tee hee well I treat you like human dogshit because you're not MY Chad"

>>38272774
Exactly. Women simply cannot comprehend being undesirable and alone. I honestly think there isn't a single fembot on /r9k/ who's ever been told "NO" in their entire lives

this board continues to increase my hatred of women.
whats the upper limit of hate like?

>>38272797
She described someone like you, but she likes someone else. How hard is this to understand. The word chad has nothing to do with this. holy shit

If guys have >tfnogf feel, it means that girls have >tfnobf feel?

>>38272768
I was just following your logic, anon. If you call him a Chad - and he is a weird guy, probably somewhere on the spectrum - then according to this logic all boys who are even less normie are indeed utter failures.

I was always under the impression that in order to be a Chad one must be rich, conventionally handsome, sexually aggressive, fit, very social and outgoing... My boy is none of these things and yet you call him a Chad. So again, what it makes more robotic boys?

>>38272824
If these women hating robots hate women so much does that mean everyone on this board is gay?

>>38272827
>She described someone like you, but she likes someone else. How hard is this to understand. The word chad has nothing to do with this. holy shit
Nah that has everything to do with it.

She's capable of loving someone who's literally exactly like me but apparently im incapable of being treated like a basic human being by any fembot just like her because I'm not Chad.

It's pretty simple deductive binary logic.

>>38272838
If you like him but you don't like me, then he's a Chad. It's pretty simple.

He's able to attract a fembot, but I'm not. That makes him a Chad.

>>38272830
Of course

>tfw no sugar daddy chad to buy me all the anime figures I want

>>38272851
>It's pretty simple deductive binary logic.
>binary logic
>social relationships and feelings
>binary

End yourself.

>>38271303
fucking beaner saying compradres.

>>38272841

Might not mean that.
One can hate women and have no interest in fucking men.
For a KHV robot is really doesn't matter its not like it changes their situation.

>>38272376
>t.snakeoil originally

>>38272872
That's not an argument. If he's just like me, but he's able to attract women/fembots and I'm not, then he's Chad. Cut and dried.

It's pretty damn simple, I don't know why you're so insistent on gaslighting me.

>>38272774
One girl. One girl liking him doesn't make him Chad.
I met a girl who fetishized Chris Chan. But is he a Chad? Nah.
>>38272768
Maybe it's because you're so fucking retarded. You got me there. I'll take "ugly" autistic boys all day but a dumbass is a no can do.
Although you're probably not even stupid just deluded.
>>38272773
Nah, dude I know. I just thought I could speak rationally to him at first.
>>38272792
No. You don't understand how we are. We're very blunt with each other about being aware of our appearance to society. He calls me a whale. A spic (I'm only a quarter.) We both got acne. Calls me pizza face. Autist. And so yeah. I'm aware people look at him and see some greasy autistic guy. But I haven't even been able to find anyone else attractive since I fell for him. We're just rough with each other. I'm a whale. He's a sand nigger. We're both ugly. And we love each other.

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>>38272830
It feels good to have no bf

>>38272900

If you are both ugly please don't breed.
Don't bring any more of these people into this fucking world.

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>>38272604
Gladly.

>>38272667
I had my birthday recently. We were at a hotel overnight and my entire extended family was there for an unrelated get-together. They all ate breakfast together and were waiting for me to come down. I showed up 2 hours late because I wanted to take a relaxing bath and wasn't expecting anyone to be waiting for me, and when I came down to check out with my immediate family, the staff came out with an individual cheesecake which had already been brought out 3 times as they had mistaken other extended family members as the birthday girl so that there was wax all over it from having the candles lit so many times. The ones who had not yet left asked where I had been, informed me that I had missed breakfast as if that were not my intention, and shuffled out. Two distant relatives stayed to talk to my parents as I sat there putting the wax-covered dessert in my mouth despite not liking cheesecake so that I wouldn't seem ungrateful after having avoided them all morning.

Later that day, we went to another family event, where the host asked me to come to her basement, brought out a cake which had just been purchased from the grocery store, and told me that she wanted to get me a cake but knew that I wouldn't want to be embarrassed by having it brought out in front of the entire crowd. "I know that isn't your style, so I won't have everyone sing in front of you, even though your mother asked me to." I was grateful for that, and then twenty minutes later she brought it out, said happy birthday to me again but in front of everyone, and I got a roomful of stares, which surprisingly felt much worse than jubilant singing. We left soon after and she told us to take the cake with us. I ended up eating the entire cake by myself, except for a single piece someone else had taken at her house.

>>38272889
The waifus they dream of would probably be scared and upset by their behaviors

There's no self awareness. If more people realized that in order to get what you want, you have to also be on a similar level, there would be less angst. The logical thing I get from this is to try to improve yourself instead of sitting and whining woe is me.

>>38272851
>He's able to attract a fembot, but I'm not. That makes him a Chad.

My dude, it might be only a matter of timing. Try to understand that. I met him first, I spent a lot of time with him, we have a bond, now. I met you just now, and now it's established that I'm into him and not capable of being interested in other guys. Maybe if I had met you first, I would be smitten with you. But it didn't happen and we have no history and I can't get involved with you because I'm already romantically involved with someone else. Pls be rational anon.

>>38272900
>Maybe it's because you're so fucking retarded. You got me there. I'll take "ugly" autistic boys all day but a dumbass is a no can do.
>Although you're probably not even stupid just deluded.
Ok so im retarded because I call you out on your bullshit and disagree with you?

Also this proves my point about how women of my own race will refuse to date me because they want to date "up" and find white men instead, because "DUDE SPIC MEN ARE DUMB AND I HATE THEM AND OMG PLEASE CHAD IMPREGNATE ME WITH YOUR WHITE BABIES"

my original (unable-to-be-proven-wrong) point still stands: literally none of you know what it is like to be undesirable and alone

>>38272928
Literally every single woman I ever talk to, even if I don't have romantic intentions, treats me like I am a subhuman lower-than-dogshit piece of human garbage.

I think it's simply a matter of me not being Chad vs. women being so picky that they won't settle for anything less than Chad.

>>38272941
>Literally every single woman I ever talk to, even if I don't have romantic intentions, treats me like I am a subhuman lower-than-dogshit piece of human garbage.

It's because you're an asshole.

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>>38272941
>Literally every single woman I ever talk to, even if I don't have romantic intentions, treats me like I am a subhuman lower-than-dogshit piece of human garbage.

Maybe it's because when you don't have romantic intentions, you complain about Chad. Now get out.

>>38272913
You know I never realized the whole idea of trends in fast fashion stores being watered down ideas from the runway, until I looked at this outfit. I can so see some fugly abomination inspired by those striped ruffles on a rack at forever 21

>>38272958
>It's because you're an asshole.
Nope.

>>38272962
>Maybe it's because when you don't have romantic intentions, you complain about Chad. Now get out.
Except I only complain about Chad online? Also you can't make me get out.

>>38272941
Calling anything unable to be proven wrong automatically makes it wrong.
And
>white
BOY I JUST SAID HE'S A SAND PERSON
ARE YOU BLIND
Also maybe they do that, because just now you started attacking me when I was having a fine conversation with you.
You should probably take responsibility for the feedback you get.

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>>38272963
I've never thought about it like that before, but it wouldn't be surprising if they just ripped from runway. Ideas are rarely original. Why not steal from the best?

>>38272995
>a woman telling me to take personal responsibility for anything
top jej, that's golden.

I'm an """"""asshole""""" for pointing out that women literally only treat Chad like a human being, and how DARE I hold women responsible for that

but somehow it's justified for you all to gang up on me and harass me just because I point out the truth because "dude you gotta take responsibility lmao"

again: literally none of you have even an inkling of what it's like to be undesirable and alone, especially since its socially acceptable for you types to just insult every man you encounter and be as bitter as possible then complain about how Chad hasn't shown you any attention, and instantly attain a Chad to marry and date you

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What is your definition of a Chad anons? I'm curious after following these thrilling posts.

>>38273043
>What is your definition of a Chad anons?
Any man whom women (esp. "fembots") find irresistably attractive, to the point where they'll literally treat other men like slaves and dogshit and subhuman animal monkeys so they can maintain even a SLIVER of a CHANCE at breathing the same air as him

>>38272137
so pathetic...either try and make it happen now or get over this childish oneitis meme. even robots don't even talk about having a oneitis anymore. you are literally wasting away your only years where you'll get to find a special somebody.

>>38273042
I'm convinced you are an elaborate bait artist at this point.

>tfw shutin neet virgin with long distance bf
~comfy~
>tfw long distance bf starts talking about wanting to buy tickets to meet you irl
scared!

>>38273070
>I'm convinced you are an elaborate bait artist at this point.
Nope, I'm legit. Also, that's not an argument. Also, that tacitly proves me right because you're so wholly incapable of being/feeling undesirable and alone that you just attribute my heartfelt posts as "bait".

You really are incapable of fathomning the average life of a non-chad male because of how spoiled and entitled you are; you get literally everything you want handed to you on a silver platter. It's similar to how I can't fathom how my dog thinks and feels

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>>38273042
>women literally only treat Chad like a human being,

Not getting your dick sucked doesn't count as not being treated like a human being. Unless you castrate yourself and start wearing dresses, get the fuck out.

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>>38273029
I'm not a fashionista or anything but I used to watch a lot of project runway. Most people think runway clothes look way too abstract and goofy to actually wear but the whole point is bottom tier and even mid tier clothing companies use it as inspiration to make something actually wearable. This looks goofy as hell but I can see the color + fabric texture being translated into a normal shirt, same with the blocky construction of the ruffles.

>>38273102
>Not getting your dick sucked doesn't count as not being treated like a human being.
Except I didn't say that? you people are literally berating and abusing and harassing me simply because I'm not Chad (or a tranny, kek) and you think I'm saying that you all are treating me like less-than-dogshit because "wahh i want succ"?

no, I know how you people treat me and your posts ITT only serve to prove my points

>>38273097
There's a high probability my life has been worse than yours even completely ignoring how lonely I've been or not.
I doubt the rest of your life was as shit as mine lol

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ahem, yes, hello. just an inquiry. the title of the thread said no boys allowed but is it really no boys allowed? asking for a friend

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>>38273118
>There's a high probability my life has been worse than yours even completely ignoring how lonely I've been or not.
>I doubt the rest of your life was as shit as mine lol
I'm not allowed to play "oppression olympics" because I'm
1.) male
2.) not chad

but unless you recently had to bury a parent and start helping another parent pay their bills because they lost their job after the funeral, it's pretty doubtful your life has been worse than mine

>>38273063
Oh anon, I'm aware it's pathetic. I'm doing "something" to make this thing a real deal. Keep your fingers crossed for me

>you are literally wasting away your only years where you'll get to find a special somebody.
I honestly don't care that much about that part. I'm a loner, I'm used to being on my own and I wouldn't mind being a spinster with six cats. I moderately enjoy my single lifestyle, so even if I fail to find myself a bf, I'll be fine.

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>>38273113
>because I'm not Chad

No, it's because you're a dumbass who is complaining about women in a NO BOYS ALLOWED thread. Chad isn't welcome here either. For the record, this is how all human beings get treated at one time or another. You aren't special for being told you're a dumbass. Now get the fuck out.

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>>38273113
>Act like an obnoxious ass
>Get treated like an obnoxious ass
>WAHHHH MOMMY EVERYONE IS A MEAN CHAD HARASSING ME

this is a higher tier of dumbass I haven't seen in a while. If people on anons on 4chan are calling you an asshole you got problems

>>38273165
>this is how all human beings get treated at one time or another
Chad doesn't get treated that way. Women don't get treated that way. You're literally, wholly, metaphysically, existentially incapable of understanding how undesirable and alone a non-Chad man is because you're female.

Again, it's similar to the way I can't put myself into the brain of my dog because I'm not a dog.

>>38273178
Also still not an argument. Also proves my initial point correct (e.g.: you are wholly incapable of fathoming how undesirable and alone a non-Chad male can be).

keep 'em coming, it's getting fun at this point.

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>when you sneeze on your period and that THING happens

>>38273189
>period farts

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>oh boy comfy fembot thread
>cue the one autist whining about Chad and roasties
I don't know what I expected.

>>38273189
Paintball.

>>38272908
>It feels good to have no bf
Why? You're missing a lot of fun.

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>>38273184
>Women don't get treated that way.

You're literally, wholly, metaphysically, existentially incapable of understanding a woman's experience because you're male.

>>38273205
The actual worse. It's like you don't know what came from which hole.

>>38273206
I honestly wouldn't be shitting up this thread if women didn't treat me like shit IRL

maybe you guys should take some responsibility for your actions :^))))))))))))))

>>38273218
That's pretty transphobic of you, for all your talk about how much you love trans* people :^)

>>38273225
Maybe if you weren't so insufferable women might be able to stomach your presence.

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>>38273189
I'm on my period right now and you just reminded me that I forgot to change my tampon within the last hour and probably have bloody underwear. Thank you.

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uurrrrrrghh ahhhhhh... it's ... as if .... I'm trapped in a timeloop. Finally it all *gasp* makes sense...
For years the same arguments, the same kind of threads, the sense of time lost....
It's like I've seen this all before a thousand times... where am I? who damned to this void? why am I still reading what's being written when it's all the same as before.... the inescapable reality of the void and our existence. God have mercy on us all....

>tfw you sneeze and you have to waddle to the bathroom.. but it's too late

>>38273225
And they will continue to treat you like shit until you gain some self awareness.

>>38273141
No. I was just born in poverty to a junkie mother and a dealer father who both abused me. I was taken out of a church school at age 9 which had abused me to the point I went mute for an extended period of time. I was then locked in a room. One room. Until I turned 14. I taught myself every bit of education I'd gone through since 9. I also had to take care of my lazy addict mom. Highschool was obviously hell because I literally didn't understand human interaction and I was ugly and had a hormone disorder. Now in college I struggle severely not to be thrown out due to my social retardation and the psych can't even figure out if I have autism or if I manually gave myself aspie symptoms from being so severely alienated and I'm still too poor to take the test because I can barely keep my electricity on.
I didn't have oppression. I was delt a shitty hand.

>>38271303
You kiIIed a perfectIy good thread for this.

>>38273230
>implying I act the way I do IRL the same way I act online
That's also not an argument. Also women get away with acting cunty and insufferable all the time yet they still are able to attract all kinds of men and beta orbiters and friends so I guess maybe you're literally incapable of fathoming how lonely and undesirable I am?

>>38273240
Or maybe its because I'm too self-aware since I know that women treat any man who isn't Chad like utter dogshit?

>>38273244
Ok sounds better than my life so far. Your entire life literally sounds better than my entire life.

All of it. Even your childhood. Even the part where you were locked in a room and they abused you at church.


But hey hahaha II guess I deserve to suffer because im a man hahahaha lol I mean its not like im worth anything right lmao bcause im worthless doghsit and literally nobody would even treath me like a hu8man being lmao

>>38273238
>when your room is right next to the bathroom and you waddle there in your knickers and someone exits their room at the same time and sees you
>when the waddle seems to make things worse

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>Fembot says she's lonely and wants friends
>Add her on Skype/Discord
>She never initiates conversation, never speaks unless spoken to, never asks me questions, and never puts much effort into her replies
>After about a week I give up

Every time. Are all girls like this, or just ones from 4chan?

>>38273266
Why is it worse. Tell me immediately.

>>38273267
>when you already took your pants off because you bled all over them and have to make sure no ones in the hallway before you sprint to your room, fully exposed

>>38273282
Why would I do that when you and all the other harpies ITT are already picking on me and literally dehumanizing me based on every single little detail and minutia in my posts?

You're just going to say "HAHAHAHAA NO *WONDER* YOURE SUCH A LOSER LMFAO YOURE NEVER GOING TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND LOL", and if not you, then one of your other litle Mean Girls harpie gang will say it.

>dude bare your soul to me after all my e-friends in our little cool gurlz clique jus finished berating you and insulting you because of your entire lonely undesirable existence lmao

>>38271303
read the first two paragraphs of OPs post

-->Tumblr

>>38273276
STRANGER DANGER

probably got scared desu. That's why I don't escalate anything off board because I'm 150% prone to ghosting

>>38273298
If you're too much of a pussy to talk about it, then leave. Actually, leave anyway. No one wanted to hear about it in the first place.

>>38273209
Like what?
The only thing I want from men is sex.
Anything else I can get elsewhere

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Perhaps throwing in my hat and attempting to brighten things up was a bad idea after all. This thread had the potential for comfiness, gang. I'll probably be ignored for this one too but lemme just say it's better to build bridges then burn them. Please be nice to each other.
and now I fly away for greener pastures

>>38273311
>Anything else I can get elsewhere
Cuddling and romantic moments too?

>>38273310
>If you're too much of a pussy to talk about it, then leave. Actually, leave anyway. No one wanted to hear about it in the first place.
See what I mean? why the fuck would I tell you anything that you could use to insult me and dehumanize me when you've already proven and shown how much of an insensitive sociopathic malicious person you are?

>>38273316
I would be a little nicer if women would give me a chance and be nicer to me instead of spitting venom at me out of hand

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Girls, let's have some honest answers here.

Do you get diarrhoea or constipation on your period?

should I keep flirting with this fembot I'm talking to even though she has a "bf"? (from 4chan as well)

she said she likes it..

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>>38273276
If she didn't block you, she was probably afraid of saying something wrong and ruining it. If she is lonely and doesn't have friends, she probably doesn't know how to socialize in a way you'd consider normal. You can find girls like this anywhere, though it obviously isn't true of every girl.

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>tfw no gf who enjoys being memed at

>>38273298
Or you won't say it because you know it's not true
Which is far more likely
But you know what, anon. You're right. My boyfriend is better than you. He knows when to be introspective. He knows not to roll around in self pity. And every miserable day of his life he still did his best to harvest the fruits of struggle. You're weak by choice, stupid which I can't tell if you do by choice or not, and an utter piss pants.

>>38273344
If she cheats with you, she will cheat ON you

This applies in reverse as well.

>>38273285
>when you take your period panties to the laundromat and try to hide your shame

>>38273359
I never take period panties to the laundromat. Sink and soap, every time.

>>38273351
uhh yikes. and you posted her username

>>38273356
See what I mean? You proved me right yet again.

I wouldn't tell you anything about my personal life if you're going to be this spiteful and vindictive and mercurial towards me simply because I'm not Chad/your BF. You've already shown yourself to be the kind of sociopath who'd just intake that kind of personal information and use it to attack and insult me for your own pleasure.

>>38272078
>I don't want to be a whore I just want consenting sex with a long term partner that I love

I'm a guy with the same morals.
HOW DO I FIND GIRLS WITH THIS ATTITUDE IRL

>>38273332
Where are you from? You sound like someone I know.

>>38273333
A bit of both. I strongly dislike pooping on my period though because it feels like I'm expelling my guts out of both holes

>>38273389
>Where are you from? You sound like someone I know.
Doubt it. I have literally no friends IRL and literally no women IRL will even associate with me or talk to me because I don't know any to associate with or talk to.

texas, you fuckstick

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i-im a boi(male) b-but want b some gorlfwends..

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Fembots be honest, where do you stand according to this scale?

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>>38273371
>and you posted her username

It doesn't matter, she abandoned the account a couple months ago. Along with her Steam. And Discord.

I still miss her

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>>38273375
You came in this thread with the only intent being to instigate hostility with femanons. Take your sob story about mean comments somewhere else. You came here asking for them and now want pity for being a petty human being.

>>38273333
Wow nice quads!

To answer your question, since quads demand respect, it it true we get constipated or have diarrhea while on the rag. It's also true that really bad menstrual cramps can be mistaken for painful diarrhea cramps. Be glad you aren't female.

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hey fembots, guy here!

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>>38273375
I was never trying to be "nice", anon.
I was trying to be rational.
Why choose kindness in comparison to intelligence?
You are shit. You're a waste of a human. Useless echochamber for a skull. You deserve to be treated exactly as you are.

>>38273397
I'm too lazy to follow the discussion but are you this butthurt Chad anon? Because if so my awkward oneitis you called a Chad earlier on is from Texas too

>>38273436
>You came in this thread with the only intent being to instigate hostility with femanons. Take your sob story about mean comments somewhere else. You came here asking for them and now want pity for being a petty human being.
You can't make me leave, just like we can't make women leave /r9k/.

Grow up and take responsibility for your (gender's) actions; you wouldn't have to put up with my whineposting if you would simply have trated me like a human being for once in your lives

>>38273454
Yeah see this is exactly why im gonna keep posting in this thread until I pass out

>>38273414
I'd say 4 or 5, but those two rows look exactly the same imo.

>>38273387
The problem is finding something like that is never immediate. Even if your dream girl plops in front of you it takes time to build the relationship to have that level of trust and intimacy you know? You can't start a relationship with that as the goal because it will skew the relationship due to your expectations and fantasy. That kind of relationship has to come purely naturally. Basically you can't look for it, it has to happen.

AKA we're fucked

>>38273461
No im literally the farthest thing from a Chad. If I was Chad, I wouldn't be getting harangued and pilloried and harassed and abused by women ITT and on a daily basis simply for existing the way I am right now. Also like I said, I know no women IRL or online and I talk to no women IRL or online because I know i am an inferior subhuman piece of shit so none of them would talk to me with anything but contempt (as evidenced by this thread)

>>38273414
5 or 6, don't see much difference.

>>38273471
>those two rows look exactly the same imo.
Not really. 5/10 row had much less facial deformities.

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>>38273421
Oh God I miss her so bad ;~;

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>>38273481
>abused by women on a daily basis simply for existing
>also I know no women and talk to no women

Seriously though can you just stop whining? It's really not fun anymore.

>>38273486
Hmm maybe I'm a 5, then. Better than I would have rated myself without a visual scale to use for comparison.

>>38273414
Honestly? 7.5

>not being called mommy by daughter gf

true suffering

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>>38273454
That's silver. Sauce?

>>38273462
>Grow up and take responsibility for your (gender's) actions;

You're retarded, holy shit.

>>38273510
>7.5
What are you originally doing here?

>>38273502
>implying women don't give me looks of disgust and scorn simply when I go to the store or when I go to the gas station
>implying there isn't such thing as an undesirable disgusting lonely inferior subhuman male who elicits reactions of disgust and rejection and anger and scorn whenever he exists near any woman IRL
its also part of the reason why I stopped going to the library and the gym

girls at the front desk will literally look at me as if I asked to rape their shitholes when im simply just swiping in or checking out a book

>>38273528
>>You're retarded, holy shit.
Not an argument. It's ok for you to blame me for things I can't control but it's not ok for me to blame you for things you can't control?

>>38273399
n-notice me qt fembot or tap

>>38273531
She's probably here to laugh at men like me so she can feel better about herself to be desu

>>38273414
Rows 4-6 look the same to me in terms of attractiveness. I'd say I'm in that average range.

>>38272699
Please corrupt me fembot
d

>traps are welcome
t-thank you, kind fembot

>>38273546
>laugh at men like me so she can feel better about herself to be desu
That's pretty low, to laugh at other expense to feel better about yourself. I cant imagine how low your self-esteem has to be in order to do that.

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>>38273520
>having a qt daughter gf in the first place
You have no right to complain

I NEED AN ASIAN FEMBOT PLEASE ARE THERE ANY HERE

>>38273565
>That's pretty low, to laugh at other expense to feel better about yourself. I cant imagine how low your self-esteem has to be in order to do that.
Lots of women ITT are doing it. Look at the last two dozen posts ITT where they're just berating me and tearing me down and haranguing me simply because I'm not Chad and I wasn't born with 100% luck and normal parents and attractive aesthetics.

>>38273520
>not being called mommy by daughter gf
>>>/lgbt/

>>38273531
Because it's interesting. I can relate to a lot of things here and the women hate/rage/whatever threads are amusing. As far as dating/sex if anything I'm asexual? I'm not interested in dating. Besides 75% of this board being whining about sex and women it can be pretty comfy

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>>38273534
> but it's not ok for me to blame you for things you can't control?

It isn't that's it's "not ok," it's that it's retarded to assume that we have anything to do with your bad memories of girls being mean to you.

Also, if you think we're blaming you for things out of your control, you're either a determinist or retarded. We're blaming you for entering a female only thread to tell us how much we suck and then crying about negative responses.

>>38273604
>asexual
You havent met the right guy.

>>38273578
I don't have one though???? ;_; original

>>38273616
Women complain all the time about their "bad memories of men being mean to them" to men who didn't have anything to do with it.

Why are you such a hypocrite?

>>38273604
I swear to God like one in twenty women are asexual.

>>38273628
I'm probably not actually I just dunno what to call it.

>Hurrdurr asexual until Chad comes along

Sure we'll go with that. Believe it or not some people can be content being alone.

>>38273628
>I swear to God like one in twenty women are asexual.
More like 1 in 10000. A lot of women mistake asexuality for being emotionally stunned.

>>38273621
Oh, whoops, I thought you meant you had a daughter gf who didn't want to call you mommy. Carry on.

>>38273628
I don't think so, but I think a lot of women don't have a particularly strong libido (not counting extraordinarily hormonal times), although that is unfathomable verging on absurd to me personally.

>>38273647
A lot of femanons say they've never masturbated or anything.

>>38273651
>don't have a particularly strong libido
That might be the case, mistaking low E levels for asexuality.

>>38273627
Not that anon, but it's because the "bad memories" most women have about men involve sexual violence. Like there's an actual threat. It doesn't just involve our feelings getting hurt, unlike your history. We have to be careful who we trust.

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>>38273627
>i'm going to blame you for things you didn't do
>"that's fucking retarded"
>other women blame men for things they didn't do wtf hypocrite

Surprise, surprise. Your retard status remains the same.

>>38273654
I'm one of those femanons. I wish I could get myself off but it's impossible. I've tried a few times in the past but I felt so ugly that I couldn't get into it. The last time I tried was probably about 10 years ago. It doesn't mean I'm asexual, but I might as well be.

>>38273658
>low E levels
does E actually help with libido?
i'm trans and my libido has plummeted to fucking nothing compared to what it used to be

i can still get turned on by other people pretty easily but random arousal never happens

>>38273654
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

>breathes in

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I started masturbating when I was 8. Idk how the fuck any girl can be a virgin late into life, while also being in this kind of degenerate environment, and not flick the bean to stay sane. Man if I didn't cum daily I'd probably be as bitter and angry all the time as you lot. And before you call me a whore I am indeed a virgin, desu why would I go through the hassle of dealing with a dude for sex and all the consequences when I can get myself off, really awesomely, just fine?

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>>38273654
To be fair, the other kind of femanon masturbates excessively.

>>38273681
Same. I know orgasms aren't a myth, but genitalia is just skin. Nothing about it feels pleasurable and I really don't understand why anyone thinks it would be.

Yet I still feel tfw no bf fucking hell.

>>38273681
>I've tried

So you masturbated. Just because you didn't cum doesn't mean it doesn't count

>>38273688
>why would I go through the hassle of dealing with a dude for sex and all the consequences when I can get myself off, really awesomely, just fine?
Masturbation is not the same as sex.

>>38273718
But I've never had sex so I'm blissfully ignorant

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>Your life will never be as easy of that as a female

>>38273688
While I don't think that masturbation is as good as sex (I'm guessing), I agree that it's still pretty fuckin fun and much less of a hassle.
Never understood why anyone wouldn't masturbate.

>>38273693
You do have a clitoris, right?

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>>38273740
What kind of girls live in this area? Not American btw.

>>38273710
I mean I tried for a couple of minutes. I don't think it counts if I only tried it 2 times and could barely get myself aroused. It was the equivalent of rubbing my hand on my knee.

>>38273693
I feel the same way. The weird thing is that if anyone else even comes close I immediately become wet. I just can't do it myself. For the record I am still a kv.

>>38273693
what do you want in a bf anon

>>38273763
are you >>38271935
or someone else?

>>38273760
>state is completely blue
>still no bf

>>38273788
Too picky to date a robot from your state?

>>38273472

Kek, I wish it was possible just to ask straight up. I feel like it might be possible just to observe who else is a KHHV, particularly in guys maybe not so much in girls.

That's why I've been trying to find a gf online, because it's a much quicker process of finding out personal details, instead of the IRL courting and waiting to talk business.
Ive actually been in a """LDR""" with a KHHV QT from here, but it ended badly. So I'm still searching hard on here

>>38273780
I'm someone else. I'm this one >>38271969

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>>38273763
>if anyone else even comes close I immediately become wet
And you can just ignore that and carry on with your day? Jesus. I've spent more lunch breaks than I want to count in the bathroom, furiously diddling my skittle. How do you stand that?

>>38273813
I tried online dating and while I understand that it works great for some I couldn't do it. It feels so artificial to me. I have this preconceived notion in my head that is hard to remove so I don't think I can ever make it work. I have to meet someone irl and naturally get to know them to really like them. Probably is I don't meet new people or go out

>>38273822
Why does it make you feel violated? Were you abused?

>>38273813
I'm not comfortable talking to girls IRL so online is my only hope.

>>38273688

I think you just have a high sex drive, I have only read men talking about how it's an urge they need to get out the way like being hungry or needing to pee

>>38273824
Not them but I usually have pretty good self control. There is a couple day long time span between periods where my sexual frustration gets really out of hand. There is this regular customer at my job who I always thought was kind of cute but never even saw him as an dateable because he's a customer. I couldn't stop thinking about what his sexual moans and sounds are like after he sneezed and kinda groaned after. I almost had to excuse myself I felt like such a fucking degenerate for fantasizing about this nice person I barely know.

>>38273824
I don't know. I'm kind of a bitch once you get to know me. So, I don't think I'm handling it well. heh. I am absolutely jealous that you are skilled in that department.

>>38273852
Yes, but it wasn't ongoing so it wasn't too bad. It's actually the only sexual experience I have had -- and it's fucked up -- but thinking about it is as close as I come to being aroused without external factors (like a man in the room).

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>>38273765
A companion.

I could believe it's not original.

>>38273883
yeah, she's probably just high T desu

>>38273883
Not her but I got that too. I mostly masturbate out of boredom and because it feels good but I also get the 'I just need to do it now' feeling occasionally.

>>38273884
I think that's kinda cute, nothing wrong with fantasizing a bit. But then again I've thought about way too many friends on my way to gratification.

>>38273885
>I'm absolutely jealous that you are skilled in that department
It's a matter of practice. I've always shlicked a lot.

>>38273892
I want a compantion too, but if your OP you were kinda a bit mean so I'm hesistant to reply to you. And no I dont mean to the chad poster.

>>38273883
I guess I do. I've always felt so dirty, in a bad way, for being a virgin but masturbating so much. I never grew up religious or anything my parents were open about sex never abused etc. When I was a kid I used to masturbate like a maniac, like multiple times daily, and I would beat myself up over it because I felt like I was a slut or a whore for enjoying cumming so much. I remember laying in bed the last day of summer before 5th grade and thinking 'ok self I'm becoming a teenager, I have to stop doing this because if anyone finds out they will ridicule me for being a pervert.'

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>when you get the shooting pains in your bum when you're on your period and it hurts to walk, lie or sit

>>38273885
>but thinking about it is as close as I come to being aroused without external factors

I hear this is common alot among abuse victims but I don't understand it. Can you explain it?