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Winelad here. Nipped to wilkos today to pick up 2 more demijohns and some ingredients for my mixed berry wine. Mashed the fruit and added the sugar and some water today and im leaving it overnight to stew. Tomorrow im racking it into a demijohn and using the pulp to make jam. Pic related, its the pulp

>>38262290
Started Fluoxetine on Friday, it's made me almost completely sexually anhedonic. Don't really know what I'm going to do with my free time now.

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best body types tbqh

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>>38262290
Pretty accurate tbqh
feel horrible

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Milk Cat 119

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Milk Dog 3

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Milk Cat 120

>>38262344
>Roasties at work talking about ones new bf
>"So is he skinny or muscular?"
Why do women have such immature sexual tastes, do they never begin to fetishise something different?

>decided to go on pof after not going on it for a few months

why am i doing this to myself. i know its mostly a waste of time.

i think i might give dating a fat chick a go lads

Are you a wage cuck if you love what you do?

>>38262327
why dont you just buy a bottle though? decent bottle of red is cheap af nowadays

not trying to be a dick lad; what do you get from making your own?

>>38262395
i only got single mums. not even fat girls wanted me

>>38262397
anybody that works for a capitalist is a wagecuck

>>38262344
1. Small tits, tight body, great ass, petite is the ideal female aesthetic. Prove me wrong.

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>>38262453
no lad big tits chubby belly and ass is best

>>38262415
Just enjoy doing it lad. Plus you cant find many country wines in supermarkets anyway.

>>38262387
women often dont know how things work when it comes to the male body. they often think a lot of big muscular guys are naturally that way or that guys will end up looking like arnie because they go the gym

i find a lot of girls prefer slim or skinny fat guys anyway. quite a lot of girls find henchy guys intimidating or douche

>>38262453
>petite
tol > smol, have at me

Do women even have brains?

>watching tv with cousin
>advert comes on that begins with something like 'there are 3.5 billion of us women'
>cousin goes 'Wow, that's so few! There are 8 billion people in the world, no wonder the patriarchy exists when women are so outnumbered'
>'there are more women than men in the world' I say
>'no there aren't, there are 8 billion people in the world and 3.5 billion of them are women are women, that means there are more men than women'
>'it's more like 7 billion in the world'
>'so you're saying they're lying? they're not lying, they wouldn't be allowed to say it if it wasn't true'
>'they weren't being exact when they said 3.5 billion'
>'you obviously don't know how media works. we have this thing called ethical journalism where we have to always be impartial and tell the truth'
>'I don't think journalists always tell the truth'
>'we'll I'm the one doing the media course so I think I'm in a better position to know, anon.'

At that point I just gave up, I didn't know how to even begin explaining how stupid she was

>>38262453
it's the body type that time is kindest to.

i agree with this guy though >>38262514

>>38262514
If she's smol she can sit on your lap, nuzzle into the side of your neck, while you rest your chin on top of her head.
>>38262482
>chubby belly
No.

>>38262546
It's actually 7.5 billion, so you were both wrong

>>38262424
i have spoken to a handful of single mums off the site on snap chat, kik, or text. i either stopped speaking to most of them because they were boring or they ghosted me

i have never tried to do anything but sext with fat girls.

>>38262568
Haha humans btfo forever by this one lad

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>tfw crying but still not asleep yet

>>38262546
>Do women even have brains?
Tbh it sounds like your cousin is a bit dim.

>>38262546
>I didn't know how to even begin explaining how stupid she was
By pulling out your phone, looking for the best estimate we have and citing it along with the source.

I swear you kids today literally don't know how to use the internet.

thread has been comfy today without the personalities shitting it up

>>38262563
but I want to sit on her lap

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I just turned 25 years old

On those strawpolls, I move from 20-24 to 25-30

>>38262630
is this ebin? If not, what have you achieved in life?

>>38262360
>>38262376
>>38262381
Why is there a zombie in the background? What was the purpose of this photoshoot?

Is there anything more depressing than shit UK 'celebs' doing bad panto?

>>38262614
come on, what personality shitting happened last thread?

>>38262668
>tfw no bad /britfeel/ panto

>>38262614
We already know that was len and his orbiters lad

>>38262546
she must be doing a shit course. the media often lies. the media often relies of the government for information and a lot of the time the government will give the media wrong info to fit their agenda.

also. just look at the dail mail or the sun lol. they are known to always bull shit. there are always ways around guidelines. just look at fucking state crimes.

>>38262630
I have this vague memory of going from writing 1989 to wring 1990 in my school book and how odd it was.

>>38262613
I didn't have my phone on me lad. Besides, I knew if I pressed the issue she would just throw a strop. Women are so temperamental, I feel like I'm dealing with a pressure-activated bomb. Can't dare tell them they're wrong or they blow up

>>38262651

Not ebin shipanon

I have a moderately comfy job, a Car/HGV licence, I'm mildly content in life, know 1,500 words of mandarin, was the first person in the UK to solve a Rubik's cube one handed in under 30 seconds.

Can't think of anything else atm,.

>>38262630
>On those strawpolls, I move from 20-24 to 25-30
Hey fellow 92bot. This is a bad feel I can relate to, never thought it'd be like this.

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>>38262563
yes lad i don't like skinny girls

>>38262690
present the proof

>>38262699
you sound happy anon. good job.

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>>38262290
He's only gone and posted Cilla again.

>>38262695

>In school in 1989

Are you one of the few 40+ anons in britfeel? Or just in your 30s

>>38262340
I'm like that after 18 months on mirtazapine. I started to reduce my dose last week. Give it a bit though lad, it might be better than being depressed and there's always here to see you through.

>>38262690
>implying it wasn't Ebin posting anonymously

>>38262381
Well played Milk Cat, well played.

>>38262744
I haven't even shown myself though

>>38262753
im 34, born in 83 so was in first school then

My GP keeps prescribing me sertraline even though it doesnt do shit for me. It actually makes me feel like i'm on shitty mdma. My issues are depression related more than anxiety related.

Honestly i think i have depersonalisation issues.

Any advice? I always freeze in appointments and don't put my issues across clearly.

My 15 year old niece has already fucked 2 guys. That's probably low for girls her age, too

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>>38262699
I only turn 24 this month.

>Have a year to achieve an equivalent of all this

>>38262415
Making stuff is fun. I forage in autumn, long walks with my cat getting free jam for my toast all year for instance. Used to have a vegetable plot, it got my arse out the chair actually doing something. It's mostly because I'm tight fisted though.

>>38262327
You decided on a name yet lad?
Also anyone watch the final day of the test today?

>>38262452
because slaving for a communist leader would be infinitely better

>>38262860
if you don't set targets you can't fail

>>38262906
well I never have set targets and it hasn't got me very far

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>>38262819
same age as me lad

desu

>>38262754
It was the first thing I noticed, must have been like 6 hours in. Since then I'm not sure if I've gotten slightly better (probably not, but come on placebo effect).
> it might be better than being depressed
That's what I've been thinking, so I'll stay the course, then after a month if I'm not depressed any more I'll give up on orgasms in favour of not being depressed. Seriously fuck dysthymia.

>>38262860

You already have the car licence, you can forget the HGV licence, and just get a mildly comfy part time job, spend about 50 hours on memrise Mandarin and you'll be on par with me.

>>38262902
It was a joke anon
but what if we 'slaved' for ourselves?

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>>38262833
Would be a shame if someone reported them to the authorities

>30 somethings
do you guys not have work tomorrow?
Also I turn 20 on Friday, how do I not fuck this whole life thing up?

>>38262860

Even having apart time job makes you been so much more productive, even if the rise in income is only small

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>>38262935
I thought about getting a HGV licence a few months ago desu, seems to always be job postings for hgv drivers and I don't need any other academic achievements. I thought you drove vans or something

>>38262940
I don't think I'd consider that slavery, working at your own pace. As long as you can live within your means

>>38262959
>how do I not fuck this whole life thing up?
If you have to ask, it's already too late. I'm so sorry.

>>38262415
HAHA HOLY SHIT YOU CAN EASILY MAKE YOUR OWN WINE FOR A FRACTION OF THE PRICE YOUD PAY IN STORE

>>38262694
when her media course covers Lord Rothermere, Paul Dacre and Rupert Murdoch her head will explode

>>38262987
Weirdest reply I've had in britfeel ever.

Appreciate it tbqh

>>38262699
are you speedcube anon too?

>haven't been wanking recently
>try the regular straight JAV stuff, nothing
>try the sissy/CD stuff again, not bad
>end up fapping to some russian grandpa on a 20 year old femboy

>>38262968
I've been lurking job sites but couldn't find anything. I feel embarrassed even trying to apply, have no idea how the process works

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>>38262290
>Mummy is forcing me to find a job
>Literally any job, she just wants me to get one for the sake of me working
>Even if I'm doing it for free
>Daddy doesn't give a fuck as long as I don't annoy him.

Mummy was raised in a communist state btw.

>>38262971
>I thought you drove vans or something

I do, because HGV driving was a lot worse than I thought it would be. 5am to 9pm shifts, constant stress, van driving is largely comfy. I still have the licence but I doubt I'll use it again for a while.

Also it's near impossible to get work if you're under 25 Well I don't have that excuse anymore so you'll be stuck with agency grunt work, especially If you've only had your licence for less than 2 years. Maybe it'll work out for you, but HGV driving is not what people think it is

>>38262973
somebody dictating your workload and extracting surplus value from you, in a society in which you can only offer your labour seems similar to the definition of slavery
>>38262976
k at least you're being straight with me

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>>38263034
I am indeed, also broke my personal record on 5x5 today, got a 1:15.86 single solve

>>38262753
Lol, I am. Remember writing cheques and having to write 90 not 89.

>>38263099
Remember to be nice to Rowan.

>>38263073
anon said for 'ourselves'
I took that as working for yourself, growing your own food and at least minimising the amount you rely on others. Apologies if I misunderstood

>>38263126

He's not attending unfortunately, although in other speedcubing news, 4 World Records were broken this weekend, 2 of them today.

6x6/7x7 single and average

>>38263039
what is it like being gay ebin? how does it feel when you look at a guy?

>>38263152
>inb4 he denies being gay

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>>38263019
>not knowing the fraction of a price meme

>>38263152
>inb4 he says hes not gay it is just a fetish

>>38263141
oops i fucked up a bit, don't tell the lads

>>38263039
you do know that you basically live life on easy mode if you're gay?

>>38262959
>do you guys not have work tomorrow?
Yep but i don't work till 10 and my work is only down the road.

>>38263215
since fuckin' when?

>>38263248
he will be one of those memers who thinks every gay guy swaps with each other and is constantly in some sort of harem

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Give me an asian gf right now corbyn

>>38263248
since they are accepted now. your life is as easy as being a women.

>>38262924
Might be a bit of wishful thinking after 6 hours lad but good luck, it's better than being a depressed and permanently horny robot. I don't miss orgasms any more, bit worried about the urge coming back tbqhwy

>>38263374
>they are accepted now
If that's true then why don't I want to tell anyone I know. checkmate, athiests.

>>38263398
>If that's true then why don't I want to tell anyone I know.

cause you're a fanny or prison gay

>>38263371
celtfu for me pls comrade
a-anyone will do though mr sir

>>38263396
>after 6 hours
Oh no, the anhedonia set in at least 6 hours after taking my first pill.
>it's better than being a depressed and permanently horny robot.
Yeah, except it's not diminished my libido at all. So I'm a permanently horny robot that gets no pleasure from cumming.

>>38263466
It's because I want to be in my parents' wills

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>>38263371
NOW CORBYN NOW

>>38263483
that's fucking sad lad <3

>>38263483
>parents are rich enough to leave him stuff in their will

stop showing off

>>38263562
Money is money, lad. I never said it was a lot.

>>38262546
Give up, don't waste your energy

>>38263099
Well done lad, that's amazing. I could never solve one. I'm glad you haven't been murdered by rampaging Cameroonians too.

>>38262568
Congratulations on being a nit picker

>>38263177
Don't mock him though lad. It's better to profit yourself than a shop and there's the satisfaction of doing it too.

>>38263152
I don't know if I am gay, I don't think it matters that much. At worst I'm bisexual. Also that anon was right I think it is a fetish

>>38263215
I am aware, not that it really matters. I don't see me being fit for any type of relationship

>>38263632
Give it a few days lad, the hotel reviews I read earlier all said "Nice hotel, very bad area, dangerous"

>>38263167
>>38263191
Wahey, called it, lads!

>>38262825
Give me a hook up for those drugs. My sertraline does fuck all. Still have a crushing feeling in my chest. Still feel like I want to die. On 100mg.

>>38263683

If you've been watching a lot of porn, your brain can condition the looking at a penis with the arousal you feel from the sex scene. This is essentially an acquired arousal rather than being gay

Massive for in Camden lads, London is a shit show

I am so fucking bored and depressed i wanna just go outside and drink or something but this town is fucking WORTHELSS and none of my friends are around fucking KILL ME

still have no idea why we need radio 1 and radio 1 x

>>38263683
>I don't know if I am gay
>he says flirting with a poster from this thread
Classic Ebin

>he fell for the depression meme

Wew

Massive FIRE in Camden lads, London is a shit show

Fucking phone keyboard

>>38263760
kek i love living in 98% white rural england where the worst disaster is coop running out of pimms

>>38263745
I think you forgot
>end up fapping to some russian grandpa on a 20 year old femboy

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>home from uni until september
>dad has been a turbo cunt to me the entire time i've been here because I don't have a job
>says he's going to kick me out tomorrow because I was too hungover to walk my dog today

Any anons got advice for a soon to be homeless anon? I'm pretty confident i'd be ok as its for less than two months. I'll probably just treat it like a really long trek.

>>38262825
They kept prescribing me setraline but I didn't take it.

My advice is take a note in with all your concerns and answers to potential questions. That's what I do, she sits and reads it all then either asks me to expand or prescribes something/refers me elsewhere. used to go in with mummy before that, only started going in by myself with a note last year

>>38263723
I don't know, maybe. I don't see other real people in a sexual way anymore if you understand, all my years of shut in have made sex and intimacy a fictional thing. I can't imagine doing anything like that with another person in real life

>>38263745
who?

>>38263811
>who?
Tilde you fucking moron

>>38263811
just transition and become my flying squirrel gf

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Just woke up. I slept all day because I was sad to the point I didn't want to be awake. I woke up to a text from my mum saying if I keep staying inside all day I have to leave. I don't want to disappoint her but I can't get a job, nowhere will hire me. I have no gcses and didn't go to college.

I want to go on a night walk but the last 3 times there's been loads of people hanging around and they stare at me and yell at me and I pretend not to hear them. I'll probably go out in the garden and just walk around. I'm scared of bloodclots and its too warm.

How are you guys?

>>38262597
I understand anon. Listen to me. G
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>>38263727
Is this a monthly thing now?

>>38263887
>and yell at me

why do they yell at you?

>>38263908
fuck "Go to school"

>>38263824
I haven't really flirted with him, talked with him a lot but nothing flirty I think. I tried to roleplay as a greggs employee to him though

>>38263849
i'd be too lazy and too old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-7c4VNGOgU
t

>scams predict the future
>for some reason make predictions within a human lifespan

>>38264028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSKj3pWkzbo
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>>38263908
what if you're simply shit at academics?

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>>38263980
I don't know, I guess that's what people do. I'm a skinny depressed neet who cuts his own hair so I'm probably an easy target. They just yell stuff like oi come here, dont ignore us wanker or nice weather isn't Sweetheart then all laugh. I keep my headphones in but have them silent so I can hear but pretend I cant. I don't think they're a threat but idk. It puts me off going outside.

>>38264081
i guess its because they are drunk? sounds weird though. people never shout stuff at me and i dont exactly look tough. may as well give yourself a skinhead if you cut your own hair

>>38264079
Everyone has the potential to learn.If you can't learn then be prepared to wagecuck your life away.

Any lads want to play some tekken 7? i'm quite mediocre compared to the other guy I met on here

>>38264151
lad, you know learning and succeeding at uni is two different things. i go to uni and i learn a lot of things but i still cant manage to do well in an exam because i am simply not smart enough to express my understanding and structure my work the way they want it.

Thinking about getting a dog but my dad thinks I want one as a substitute for a girlfriend.
Thinking Sutekh would be a cool name, though.

>>38264269
aye it's tough. but is it tough like wagecucking? Not in uni yet but I had a stint as one such cuck.If you've ever been both, what's it like?

the feels just keep on going

>>38264269
That's all a case of learning writing style and technique. The way they want it is an efficient, clear, detailed description. Any failure to do this is nothing but a failure on your part to put the effort into learning and understanding the material and learning to communicate it in full - essential life skills.
Don't blame genetics or birth state because you're not hardworking enough to learn and apply these techniques.

>efficient, clear description

Not him but whenever I've had to write an essay or anything it always feel like I'm writing a load of unnecessary filler just to reach the minimum word count, my work always looks bloated to me.

>>38264151
what do you think happens after you've got your meme degree?

>>38264564
You get a sense of having done something with your life instead of sitting in a mouldy basement for the last eight years

>>38264585
Wow, a sense, that's useful

>>38264564
I'm gonna be a fuckin' doctor.
A hollow victory with the current state of the NHS, but hey ho.

>>38264774
More useful than a mould related illness

>>38264788
HAAH YOU GOT BTFO BY MOULD BOY

>>38264514
>Minimum word count
The fuck kind of shite meme university do you go to? We're praised for concise and highly efficient description.

>ebin takes the piss out of someone studying to become a doctor

ebin how much time have you spent not trying anything again

>>38263215
If you want to be a casual slutbucket, yes

Some of us (a depressingly low number) don't

>>38264585
you'll still be wageslaving though

>>38264781
That' s actually a useful thing to study unlike the majority of people

>>38264831
no the other anon was claiming going to uni saves you from wageslaving but it doesn't you just delay it and maybe get a better job but theres no guarantee

also its a fucking attic not a basement

Mummy are the out of date chicken so I don't have anything to bait the fox with. I'm thinking of going on a /nightcycle/, my first one. Mum's arguing with me not to but she needs to learn that I'm an adult now and can make my own decisions. Otherwise there will be no end to her smothering

>>38264874
>has been unemployed for the last 8 years
>hasn't attempted further study
>in any way qualified to talk about the job market

I don't wanna talk
About things we've gone through
Though it's hurting me
Now it's history
I've played all my cards
And that's what you've done too
Nothing more to say
No more ace to play

THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL *winks
THE LOSER'S STANDING SMALL *winks again
BESIDE THE VICTORY * winks a third time
THAT'S HER DESTINY

>>38264906
He's worse than those 'woke' teenagers who complain about capitalism

>>38264395
>That's all a case of learning writing style and technique

learning something and being able to apply it is completely different though. i have quite a shit memory so i am incapable of remember 12 different theories and 12 authors.


>Any failure to do this is nothing but a failure on your part to put the effort into learning and understanding

tbf though, i am dyslexic, and i naturally find it difficult to express my understanding in written form, especially academically. this is like telling someone who is autistic to just learn and understand social skills. for some exams i have read entire academics books, and i still done poorly. Essays i can do ok in, even if i am marked down due to structuring, but with exams i am fucked because my brain cant structure 3 different topics well enough in the form wanted with in the small amount of time available.

would you expect someone who is autistic to simply read about social skills and be able to apply them to his life?

>>38264902
>her smothering

That's my fetish, lad. Does she have a large posterior?

>>38265030
how is it comparable?

your probably deluded unifags, what do you think happens after you get your meme degree?

>>38265190
Is Tilde a deluded unifag?

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>>38265190
Ebin meet Cilla

>>38265030
he has a point to an extent. some degrees are pointless and the decent degrees are only worth doing if you're passionate about the subject, otherwise you will probably do shit, and not able to get a job in the area of study.

im doing criminology and its a completely pointless degree. i cant get anything out of it. same with the likes of socialism, and most other social studies. my mate done a meme degree and he ended up working in a call centre, a job you can get without a degree.

>>38265190
depends on the degree tbf lad, and how well they do, and connections. if they are doing something shite like me, yeah its mostly pointless.

Think the most common way people get jobs is through connections desu, more reason being an asocial neet is hell

>>38265058
That's why I said you have to learn the techniques, then learn to apply them. This comes through arduous practice, self-critique, mentor review, and response to review by adapting the style.
Ultimately, dyslexia will do nothing but slow down the process, but you are entitled to extra time in exams. Regardless, you are perfectly capable of learning technique and application; it may just take a bit longer and/or need a bit more effort.

As for the knowledge, reading an entire book means nothing if you don't understand the material, link it together in your mind, memorise certain principles, and make notes in your own words from your memory, going over them to fill the gaps. Reading alone will do nothing.
Which subject(s) is/are you taking, just out of interest?

>>38265243
no going to uni is fine

but its this post >>38264151 I was talking about, your going to be wageslaving afterwards regardless just with different circumstances

>>38265248
h-hi

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Is it just me or is this summer really out of the norm for good ol' England?

The heat is killing me, I just want it to rain. Is that so bad? Is it too much to ask? I just want something to quell this blistering heat.

>>38265647
Feels good being a portherner, was only 17C here today

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>>38265689
Bloody lucky.
It's going to be shit over here.

>>38265466
maybe you're right, i dont know. i only managed to do well on one exam because i had a month to prepare for it and i managed to memorize a lot of stuff.

the structure of my work undermines my grade, and i have managed to improve it, but there are still somethings i am oblivious to. my biggest problem is my memory, and i have a shite teacher for law.

thanks for the advice

i study criminology with law. its a meme degree. criminology can be alright. i can stand law.

>pimple on my jaw

NYET!

>>38266072
>Spot on my elbow.
Nay!

>>38266119

It's making my face look properly asymmetrical. I'm no model but this is gross, also it fucking hurts.

So how are you doing tonight?

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>>38266162
I didn't have a breakdown today and I think I'm gonna be able to hold out until my friend comes back.

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>>38266162
Just fine.
Juuust fine...

>>38266162
Ok. Worried about my neck. I have injured it and it is taking the piss to heal. I want to put more time into the boxing but can't because of my faggot neck.

Night walking

Not enjoying it

Too paranoid to listen to music. It smells like wet dog and there's so many people about. Most just inside woth their lights on. I guess every college kid stays up this late during summer. I have to walk through city centre now to get to the woods and i know there's going to be loads of people

>>38266232
Night walking in a shit country or at least shit area.

>>38266162
debating whether or not to finish a movie I started at 12pm on saturday, I haven't done anything else in-between

>>38266330
what movie lad des

>>38266422
vertigo

i keep trying to watch classics, watched about half way through

ebin
ebiiiin
ebiiiiiiin
ebiiiiiiiiiiiin
ebiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
ebiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
ebiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
hello

>>38266210
Glad to hear lad. Done anything to feel a bit more confident?

>>38266219
You should go get it looked at lad, Just to be safe. Especially if it's taking a while to heal. How did you injure it?

>>38266330
Do it lad. Turn off other distractions and get into it. I always enjoy a movie more if I put my laptop or phone away to the side to not tempt me to browse this or other sites while watching a movie.

>>38266628
Not yet, but I figure my lack of confidence was all in my head so that alone has boosted it quite a bit.

>>38266627
h-hi

>>38266628
I guess I better, I'm starting to feel tired again and if I go to sleep now it'll be another 12+hour sleep

>>38266628
Yeah, I probs should get it looked at soon. It sometimes almost heals and then the pain comes back again because i use the injured muscle. This exact same thing happened with my shoulder and my shoulder eventually healed.

I done it with the weights. I don't know how exactly. I just woke up with a really fucked up neck about a month or so ago.

>>38266667
A lot of the time it does come down to that. Just bullshitting yourself enough times till you believe it.

>>38266669
Write up a mini review after will you?

>>38266749
Still sounds like something you should get checked out, especially if you are lifting weights. Could fuck it up seriously if you aren't careful. Got one of those walk in places you can get an x-ray done at near you? Not a full A&E but kinda a mid ground between a doctor/GP and a hospital.

You ever feel like you're just smashing life fellow NEETs. I mean sure Its not sustainable but having this much free time is magical. Nowhere to be.

Daily reminder that 4chan is a cult

>>38267405

In what sense is 4chan remotely a cult?

>>38267405
You have to be pretty dumb to take this place seriously.

>>38267414
>>38267432
The zealots appear

Ah yes

Hi lads, foxxlad here. I saw the fox just before 2, an hour earlier than I was expecting it. After that I went on a /nightcycle/, my very first one. It was a real struggle getting out of the house. Mother would not stop asking why, despite me telling her a dozen times 'because it's peaceful and quiet outside now'. She would just exclaim 'but that's weird!/that's just not right!' I don't understand that argument. There's no rational thought behind it, just a blind desire to conform to normality. If I cared about not being strange, I'd be a normie by now

I made a video whilst I was cycling, but to my utter dismay my phone died just as I was finishing it. There was almost no one else around, and so I could cycle right in the middle of the road. It felt a bit like I was the only person on earth. I stopped at a park and had a go on the swings/roundabout. Last time I was at that park was when I had a proper breakdown and fled the house, but this time I was just happy. I stood at the top of the climbing frame and shouted out 'I'm king of the playground!' Felt like I was a kid again desu. On my way back I passed a guy smoking weed outside his house. When I got back I had to hammer on the door because mum had outright refused to give me the keys, saying she would let me in herself. But she had gone to bed, and I could have been left out there all night. She obviously didn't care

Now I'm in my room and a little sleepy. Next time I think I'll walk rather than cycle because I got a bit sweaty. The next time I'll make a proper video and make sure my phone is fully charged

I also saw a hedgehog. Never seen one before! It scuttled away like sonic

>>38267518
great read lad, enjoying your posts!

Cycle sounds like it was fun, better get your own set of keys next time

>>38267611
Thanks lad. I do have my own key but I misplaced it about a week ago and can't find it

>>38267518
link to that video of your mother from the other thread?

>>38267649
Here you go laddy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64LjH_Rm51g

>>38267485
Haha, good post lad

>>38267485

Man, if there was a 4chan cult, I would spend the next 3 days in my bath researching it until my eyes were ruby red with sleep deprivation.

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There are actually men who are going to drag themselves out of their comfy beds in a few hours and go to slave away in a job they hate. I pity them, but I will be pitying them from the comfort of my soft blankets

Applying for JSA and it tells me I need to apply for "Universal Credit" instead. The fuck is that?

>5:30am
>put my head out of window
>smells like burning outside
>hear someone having sex in the distance
>hear a sonic boom

Is something going on lads?

god I missed the rain
for once the sunlight isn't beaming into my room and roasting everything

>>38268929
No rain here in Shrewsbury unlike the girl across the street sounds like she's leaking a storm.

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Need a gf in my life, lads.

There are just so many qts in this world, why can't I just have one?

good morning lads, just had some toast and a fanta for breakfast

woke up my normie family at 4am, they wasn't chuffed. That's what they get for having 4 doggos, I went out to see the sunrise and all 4 dogs started howling. When I got back half an hour later they did the same. that's what normies get for keeping dumb wild animals in the house because they're cute

bacon sandwiches or bacon toast sandwiches?
and ketchup or HP?

I'm giving the diet a break and I feel like the world is my oyster

>>38269043
Life had a whole bunch of Day 1 DLC tht you didn't buy and ae paying the price for now

>>38268809
Guile is fucking yet another bird.

Driving from Bristol to Tamworth now for the week.
Anyone around there and up for a game of pool

>>38262901
Not yet lad. Still haven't thought of a name for the red. Got the berry one to think about now

>grandma who had a stroke wrote me out of the will because "he should of had a gf and a job by now"

I'm 23 and all my other cousins would of had multiple partners by now.

>>38270389
>grandma
>not nan or granny
I smell a yank

third day in a row I turn on my ps4, forget about it, then turn it off before I go to bed

>>38270425
>nan or granny
I've never called her those names, they are reserved for my dads parents.

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this looks fucking nasty and delicious at the same time

>>38270492
On my dad's side it's nan and on my mums side it's gran

>>38270558
Whatever I call her the fact still remains that I won't be getting any cash from the senile old battle axe because I've failed to get a gf.

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what the actual fuck is this

why do homeless faggots deserve help but regular homeless don't?
fucking bigots, and this is on their front page

>>38270601
Did you know about the deal?

>>38270793
What deal would that be?

>tfw the voices have invaded my dreams

not comfy at all lads

Is anyone here an MP?

>>38270901
The one about getting a gf or no paid day

>>38270554
Me likey. Me likey a lot.

>>38270927
I'm too ugly to get a gf and males with aspergers like me are at the bottom of the mating pecking order.

>>38270988
Date ugly fat women, they're easy too

Anyone call their granddad "pop pop"?

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Pepe is counting the bongs

>>38263371
>>38263497
Vote Tory. Tories get all the beautiful Asian ladies.

>>38271026
But I'm not fat myself and my family hate fat people.

>gp wants me to do with it ecg (heart measuring shit)

Worried desu. He took my blood pressure, I was too autistic to ask but I think I have high pressure due to stress. I think he mentioned there was some kind of irregularity with the beat.

>>38270925

No, but JRM is a family friend so I speak to him 2-3 times a year

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>>38271086

Harold Shipman once held a fundraising dinner so that his practise could purchase an ECG machine

"For the uninitiated, it's so that I can detect any problems with your lot's dodgy tickets"

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Morning lads, not sure what I'm going to do today. Might apply for some more jobs desu, maybe I'll get around to finishing persona 4 finally as well. What are other anons doing today?

Gonna try and get into an abandoned factory with my camera today lads

I'm going to paint the fence next door, love the way the bare wood absorbs the paint.

Back account is now into minus figures and I two quid in my pocket, what do I spend that on lads?

>>38271264
best of luck lad, careful for squatters and junkies, it's a very real risk

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>>38271301
Freddo frogs, of course.

>heard neighbors having sex this morning

Do they not care or something? Their windows were wide open.

>>38271311
I bloody wish they were still 17p.

Rather they were 5p again.

I saw a 30p freddo in spar the other day

>>38271364
If I ever had sex I'd want as many people to know as possible tbu

it's wet and grey but not currently raining
I'd go for a ride but I don't want to be stuck in traffic with the lemmings

>>38271562
>not weaving in and out between cars and going on the pavement to skip traffic

That's the whole point of having a bicycle isn't it

>>38271629
if you want to look like a knob to every other road user then yes

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Fuckin wageslaving. Why do I do this. The worst part about monday is knowing that you have to do it all again for the next four days.

>>38271722
Andd how much money do you have to show for it at the end of the week?

Honestly i have more respect for tramps on the street

>>38271764
I'm doing an "apprenticeship" meme so I only get minimum wage for under 21's which is like 5.60 an hour. I honestly refuse to believe that I'm meant to just shut up and do this for the next 40+ years of my life.

>>38271458
Fucking state of this country tbqhwyl

>>38271764
oh no, a pathetic shut-in doesn't have any respect for me, how will I eve recover from this

IBS is flaring up lads, going to be late for work

>>38271899
Hey buddy, i know its cold on shop floor, but wrapped up warm on the sofa with my doggies enjoying the morning sun. Wont it be dark by the time you get home?

Lads whats your favourite song?

>>38272026
I doubt that's going to bother him if that's all you have as a comeback.

I'm not looking forward to checking my bank account. Went to the pub and started paying with card which is never a good idea.

>>38272017
mr shekelstien wont be happy about your bodily functions.

>>38272037
My name is ruin - Gary numan

>>38272026
I don't work on a shop floor anon. This may come as a shock to you anon but there are other careers available besides burger flipper and factory worker, although probably not for you :^)

>>38267518
Careful you don't go to prison for being strange!

>>38272037

Hard to pick, lately Everything but the girl - Missing

Maybe of all time Depeche mode - Enjoy the silence

Other favourites are Amy McDonald - poison prince

>>38272080
Ditto.
Been wageslaving for almost 2 months now but I get paid in arrears and missed the first month
At least it'll be a fat sum when I do eventually get paid

hi (sorry for bad english)

Just ordered me a SNES mini from Argos lads. Hopefully I'm getting one now.

>>38272236
>tfw emulating every single snes game ever made for free

>>38272330
even star fox 2?

>>38272330
How's that Star Fox 2 emulation coming lad?

I hope someone puts that shit online once the snes mini is released

>>38272340
>>38272347
It'll take like 24 hours for it to be online

>>38272330
It's worth it for the near identical SNES gamepads.

>>38272384
>near identical SNES gamepads.
Yeah man can't wait to use the 3 foot cable

>>38272412
It's double the length at least.

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W O A H

I've played so much crash that I dreamed about a crash bandicoot point and click detective game.

>>38271458
ISIS isn't going to fund itself, kuffar.

>>38272618
I've been watching Game of Thrones and 90% of my dreams have been me being a knot killing fucking everyone.

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Yesterday at wageslavery the roasties were saying that I am coming out of my shell and really becoming a member of the team. Made me realise that I have made a lot of progress in the past year desu.

An old man mistook me for a girl too but that's not really uncommon haha

Going to get a haircut today. Hope he doesn't mess it up since I quite like the style of it.

What are you doing today lads?

>>38272236
Nice one lad! How much did it cost you? Was thinking about getting one myself desu

>>38272330
>Thinks people want it for the games they can easily emulate and not the concept of a nice display piece.

Hardly bothered using the NES for playing, just for display.

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Is there anything that doesn't look artistic in black and white?

>>38272905
>Old man mistook me for a girl
Either you have long hair (old men judge sex on hair and probably accidently called you dear or something) or you're a fucking liar you man looking goof.

>TFW everyone at work thinks your fucking your co-worker.
>TFW you wish you were

>>38272934
Roastie vaginas.

>>38272916
>can buy a proper NES for half the price

>>38272934
Christ I thought this was the eiffel tower before opening the image

>>38272905
>An old man mistook me for a girl too but that's not really uncommon haha

Unless you have long hair we all know that's a lie you racist lying attention whoring cunt

Fuck off with your tranny blogs to /soc/, threads were comfy without you

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Also 70s filters

>>38272954
I already have the proper full size ones though lad.

>>38272905
can you already see the effects of hrt on your body?

>>38272934
Pictures of Tilde's disgusting man body.

>>38273013
Then what's the fucking point? You can buy an ever drive for less than the minis cost and play hundreds of games as opposed to 30. Unless you're buying it as a gift or to scalp whats the point

I've booked driving lessons, it's my first driving lesson today, lads. Never been behind the wheel before..what am I in for?

>>38272943
>>38272980
I do have long hair but have to wear a hair net

>>38273019
Less body hair growth and that's it. It has only been two weeks or so

>>38273030
Was actually going to say this myself lad

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100 ON MY WRIST CANT TELL ME SHIT
POP 4 XANS THEN FUCK A NIGGA BITCH
NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL CAUSE I WAS ALWAYS FLIPPIN BRICKS
AYE, YEAH I CAME UP WITH THE SAUCE

>>38273036
If I want to play all the games emulated on something smaller, I would have done that by now.
I'm buying it partly for the novelty of having a smaller snes, nostalgia from owning the larger snes and just generally because I would like to own one.

>>38273045
Lot of slow moving and maybe a few stalls. A fair bit of the lesson might just be your instructor talking you though the basics of where everything is and getting you used to operating it before moving off but it's the first so don't worry. Good luck though lad, say how it went afterwards.

>>38273045
total despair

>>38273036
Some of us have jobs you know and want something good quality and official. There are people that blow 70 quid on Battlefield/Call of Duty digital pre-orders.

>>38273211
>good quality

lmao the NES Mini was anything but, enjoy paying for an overpriced emulator with even more input lag I suppose

>>38273228
If it really ends up being shit I can always scalp it. I don't think it will be though. I just wished it had all the DKC games.

>>38272934
Is there anything that doesn't look AUTISTIC in black and white?
ftfy

What is there to DO duringg the day

Non wagies only pls thank you

>>38273329
have breakfast
wait until dinner
have dinner
wait until tea
have tea
wait until supper
have supper

>>38273329
Get achievements in video games to add some pseudo achievement to your life?

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Damn, Len, you weird looking dong owner

>>38273329
Shitpost on image boards while pretending that being a jobless layabout doesn't bother you.

t.jobless layabout

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Took this photo of something.

Anyone know what it is?

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>>38273366
How does Kevs look?

>>38273366
The worst time is summer for neets. Sitting in your room with no air circulation, sweating and just wishing you could be outside but you have social anxiety.

>>38273366
>tilde
>Ability 0%

accurate

>>38273329
>finally fix sleeping pattern from waking up at 7-8 in the afternoon and sleeping in the morning
>extremely bored during the day now
>resorted to hacking my 10 year old PSP while I wait for my Nintendo Switch to arrive

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>>38273391
Not great unfortunately

>>38272905
just woke from a nice 16 hour sleep. getting high, need to get ready for slavery in a bit.
not the guy who you asked about mini snes, but they are 69.99 in argos.
I was gonna get one myself, but am doing an emulator instead, can put whatever you want on it then.
hope your haircut goes well lad.

is kingdom heats 1.5 final remix the first in the series?

>>38273366
>thicc dicc
Lens a madman.

>>38273428
That's clearly Kev while soft.

Should do LeedsLad.

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>>38273428
>>38273391
Running tests for his full name yields what seem to be more accurate results

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tildes boipucci will never be the same again

Once upon a time, the wealthy would-be elite hired alchemists to toil in their basements in the hopes of free gold. Now, the seekers of truth toil in their own kind of solitude, uncovering their own depths and facets as they discover and explore the occult and ignored worlds within the meme-mesh of linguistic spells and behavioral conditioning that passes for consensus reality. What slithers just outside our peripheral vision is a world of injustice, horror and depravity that sickens the soul and begs the question, what can we actually do? Fight, yes, of course, but how?
Before we play at being knights we have to understand the quest that calls us. First, one notices The Program of the Outer Game and feels its slowly-acting poison, then one rebels and lashes out with fire and lightning. Galleries, libraries, and record stores are filled with the often beautiful and empowering results of this urge. Yet after its initial thrill, rage only exhausts us and creates ripples of new harm that amuse The Adversary. Some never leave this Dantean cycle, but some begin the dance of initiation and realization. In time it is these who seek to change the code of the Outer Game itself.
We can all choose to go from played, to player, to programmer. The seasoned Hermetic axiom "as above, so below; so within, so without" served the alchemists of old and it can serve us today. The journey from slave of circumstance to sovereign co-author of the universe is a life-long walk uphill, but when the fog of mesmerism parts, we find it is the only path there is to walk if we take freedom seriously. The Inner Game must be mastered to shift the variables of its worldly counterpart.
The mantle of the Great Work we have taken up and dusted off unfolds through the various works that we all do, unsung though they may be. It is the doing that matters, the persistence that pays. The dark gnosis oscillating beneath the veneer of the Verbal Hologram can be exhausting, even consumptive to behold and accep

>>38273469
t. There many are trapped and dissolved by the carnivorous vortices of despair.
As angels told us when we were on speaking terms, "be not afraid." Apocalypse has come to mean sure doom, but its true meaning is a time of unveiling and change. Revelation is terrifying and wonderful. As we dig and expose and bring to light, it's good to be reminded to serve and heal self in order to serve others and combat Our Situation, The Con, The Adversary. We each recognize the Hydra differently from our own perspective and we each feel called to sever the head nearest to us in the hope of more freedom for all. We must, however, take the wise old advice of Nietzsche and avoid becoming monsters ourselves as we fight the Beast, through sins of omission that make us less than who we are.
The first thing to do is to honor your body. In a time when we are being tugged at by the gravity of immersive technology it is ever more easy to forget the actual feeling and needs of physical life. It is therefore a radical act indeed to resist the cultural siren song and take damn good care of yourself. The flesh is the interface of all our work and we are often quick to take it for granted. The service we are called to requires us to be our best. The sound mind requires the healthy brain, and the brain requires certain things of the body to work at its true potential. Your human vehicle may seem common or flawed to you but it is very special and very demanding. Do not get mired in guilt and regret. You already know where you have slipped and where you can strive, but let us visit a few suggestions to remind you.
Drink water. It sounds simple, but many of you may be drinking lots of coffee to dig and lots of booze to forget. Both will rob you of water. Hydrate sufficiently and be sure to replenish your electrolytes. A good rule of thumb goal for daily water intake is to take half your weight in pounds and use that number of ounces. It will seem like a lot, but as you pass on soft and ha

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>>38273452
And now we begin penis to anus analysis...

>>38273466
Sexy Kev bloody doesn't disappoint.
Fitting name too.

>>38270709
Tbh I can understand this, since LGBT teens are more likely than any other group of people to become homeless thanks to the massive risk of their parents kicking them out (they make up about 2% of the overall population, but 25-30% of the homeless iirc). When something as small as sexual orientation or gender identity can fuck up a person's life at one of their most vulnerable stages, you'd expect some form of charity targeted towards it, bearing in mind that there are still plenty of charities for the homeless in general.
It's a bit like how they target crime prevention at poor and black people, or HIV prevention at gays, or terrorism prevention at muslims. Increased probability, increased focus.

>>38273487
rd drinks in favor of water more and more, you'll feel the difference. Filter it as you're able, for Lord knows the tap is a gamble. Take magnesium in water if you can, as it calms the nervous system.
You are what you eat, so eat as well as you're able. Whole foods (meaning fruit/veg/grain/nuts etc rather than processed, not the chain store) will deliver the purest and most sustaining energy. There's a combination that will work for you and you owe it to yourself to find it. The less processed, the closer to vitality and the further from the well of toxicity and addictions which beget illness and dependence on drugs.
It's all your choice, but the less you feed from the animal kingdom, the less suffering you send into the pain collectors that feed the demons of this world, and the less you diminish yourself with the resonance of the abattoir. Keep up with your vitamin C and zinc to stave off the ubiquitous viruses. Clean fats like MCT oil will give you more and better energy than processed carbs. To be an alpha, get your omegas. Rebuild your gut biome and watch your cognition and intuition rebuild themselves and grow. Finally, eat your greens.
Get out and get moving. Shake your heart and lungs to life with activity. Go anywhere, but go. Have a walk or a ride around the block as often as you can. Fresh air, natural light, blood flow, and stimulus unrelated to the mystery that plagues your mind will all recharge you. Tearing veils and processing what is revealed can be very taxing, and we must give ourselves a break between digs to stay fresh and useful. Whether those that eat your pain are the archons of the Gnostic lore, the demons of the Church, or the 0.01% Wendigo Class of vulture capitalism, they all depend on burnout and collapse in those who would expose them. Starve them with your grace.
This will seem hardest: get enough sleep. Insomnia haunts many an investigator and activist. Whatever dreams may come, take the hints, but keep your sense of humor.

>>38273516
Balance the nightmare fuel with something light, even funny before bed. Laughter clears the soul of ghosts. Relaxation is as much a need as oxygen. Do as much as you can to reset the mind and prepare it for rest. White noise or calm music will help. Soma FM is full of useful material for this and runs 24/7. I recommend the "Drone Zone" station. They're worth supporting, as are all that increase the calm in this frenetic world.
The most punk rock, righteous thing you can do in a destructive culture (and ours at the moment is an empire of death cloaked in lip service to virtue, make no mistake) is to be creative. Your voice is the one that needs to be heard. Keep adding truth to the conversation in person and online, but also, create. You may make the art that saves a life, and if nothing else it may save yours. Take time to express all that is building inside you. Transmute the poison, or just drain it off. The alchemists were playing with fire for better reasons than minting gold. There are bacteria that eat radiation. Life adapts and loves to redeem its obstacles. Learn to smile at and accept your pain before burning it for light.
When you are overwhelmed, that is the moment to show yourself love immediately and do what must be done to ground yourself. Again, I urge you to explore meditation, yoga, or benign magick if you're so inclined (banishing rituals are a great idea). Also, do truly random acts of kindness. People open like flowers when they're seen and served. Explore your best and worst aspects. Write down your rambling thoughts, especially the hideous. Get the shadow out where you can see it. Learn what you can from its point of view, and dismiss it politely. Fill the space it leaves with love. You'll never run out of room.
Day must always dance with night, but out of darkness cometh light. To quote another hoping to inspire those who fight darkness, "Do not lose heart. We were made for these times." We can all feel the tremors building. The tow

>>38273515
the overwhelming majority of homeless is straight men
this has been true for decades

>>38273527
ers are tipping. The Kingdom is within us. Babylon is nervous. This is it. Don't give up. Thank you all, strangers and friends alike. Good journey, fellow travelers.

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>>38273497
>>38273495
Sexy Kev rogering Tilde seems to be good fun... for Sexy Kev

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>>38273545
For reference

Ok that's enough of that, I can feel sanity fading

>>38273545
Kev taking action against the tripfags with great effect.

>>38272037
It changes regularly.
Right now, Cancer - MCR.

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>>38273570
ill post one more for the banter lad

>>38273583
NEETs coming out on top as always

>>38273583
Least need a Shipman one.

>>38273533
Yes, but you still have to look at the percentage probability of each person becoming homeless, which is highest among LGBT teenagers by several orders of magnitude. Systems tend to be directed to those with the highest probability of an event happening to them, not to those who make up the numerical majority of the affected. This holds true in crime prevention, terrorism prevention, disease prevention and treatment, etc. so why make an exception for gays?

>>38273635
I don't believe you have the slightest clue what you're talking about.

More people THINK that queers are homeless, so we have to address this unsubstantiated assertion.
You're not just wrong, you're dellusional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3_Kfi9zki0

How this got onto modern BBC is beyond me.

>>38273683
>Despite the stats, it's all in your head. Nobody disowns LGBT teens; you're dellutionull!
Not an argument, but nice try. There have been studies of this:
>https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/press/americas-shame-40-of-homeless-youth-are-lgbt-kids/
>http://escholarship.org/uc/item/80x75033
In fact, it looks like my estimates were probably a little conservative.

All in all, there are a fair few charities for all homeless people, plus a couple to help the most vulnerable by targeting the cause of their homelessness to minimise cost:benefit ratios and have the biggest impact possible with a limited charity budget. What's the problem with that?

>>38273773
We're talking about the bible belt, deep south now?
Forgive me, I thought I was in /britfeel/

and don't pull the strawman bullshit, it makes you look dumb

>>38273751
>2010
>modern bbc
All this PC shit wasn't really massive until 3 or 4 years ago, not 7.

>>38273856
BBC has been PC for longer than 10 years lad.

>>38273812
I mean, that was exactly the point you made... and I'm not going to scour Google Scholar for the sake of a petty debate on /r9k/ because someone doesn't believe in the serious and prevalent risk of parents kicking out their gay children.

>Not sure where the original journal is and cba to find it, but this article on some news website or something summarises the sample and the stats from one such study, where the result is closer to my initial estimate http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/23865/1/a-quarter-of-the-uks-homeless-youth-are-lgbt

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Need some advice lads

Girl asked me out today, problem is she's american and has never met me irl. This is not the first time this exact situation has happened to me. I've been confessed to like 3 times by girls I all thought were my friends but it turns out they liked me the whole time.

How do I get this to stop? I want actual friends and when I turn them down they give me the whole "oh" schtick and it's not the same because they now have to talk to me with the fact that I wouldn't enter a committed relationship to someone I couldn't fuck. I've always been kind of considerate and a good listener so I think girls just get attached to the idea that I care for them like most guys don't (I don't)

PLEASE tell me some of you have encountered this, I know there's probably some ex-wow player who had a guild grill fall for them or some shit

>>38268310
JSA is long gone. Universal credit covers what JSA and a bunch of other things used to be. In some ways it is better, and in others it is worse.

>>38274064
>Log 34 hours of jobseeking a week with evidence or we'll fine you 50% of your bennies

It's much worse

>>38268929
I know that feel. I have a large, south facing window where the sun comes in all day, right behind my monitors. I have a new set of blinds but the plaster has been damaged and I can't put them up.

>>38273918
>Not chasing your poofter child out of the house

>>38269084
DON'T DO IT, KEEP THE FAITH!

>>38273918
Don't worry anon, I think you argued your point well.

>>38274119
you say that JUST as I'm about to go downstairs and make them

damn you