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Help me steve. My dick is small

>>38187699
>Help me steve. My dick is small

How small, m8?

https://youtu.be/ZpqYT4nqJfM

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>>38187732
Oh wow thanks m8.

Fuck off

Thanks for posting

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is it cool to be happy that i have nothing to do?
i really should get to work on something but i'm too lazy, guess watching porn is just easier
should i start working out? idk how

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>>38187775
>is it cool to be happy that i have nothing to do?

Yes, it actually is pretty cool

>should i start working out? idk how

Yes. Start by lifting whatever you have at your home or by aerobic exercise. You will feel good after and sleep better.

>>38187625
Ok
my life is going well right now and most areas are secure and comfy. However, I am romantically lonely and tired of being a kv at 20, yet I don't want to actively seek out a relationship for fear that I will start projecting what I seek on to people. Also, I worry that too much of this lonelyness is just craving for validation. I feel disgusting for a few reasons:
>I feel fat (I am something like 20% body fat)
>I feel bad about having sexual desires becuase I have no idea how women can return them in any males
>I feel like my literal autism is detected by others, and so I can't be taken seriously

With regards to the last, imagine a guy with down syndrome asking somebody out. Now imagine the guy is totally aware of everybodies real reaction to that. That is what I feel when I think about sexuality and romance.

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>>38187822
> tired of being a kv at 20

I am 20 as well and we're in the same fucking boat

>>I feel bad about having sexual desires becuase I have no idea how women can return them in any males

I have given up on wanting to get laid. I just fap to fulfill my sexual desires. I don't go out much and don't talk to any ladies, up to a point that I am starting to get an attraction to my own obese mother.

I don't know what you can do about your situation. But I think that you can't fucking build a goddamn house by its roof. You gotta start in the lowest base. Try getting laid with the ugliest chick you can get and lower your standards, you will eventually pick up the techniques of picking up chicks and you will improve yourself.

>>38187797
do you know any discreet ways to do some exercise? don't really want to run around where people can see me

>>38187864
I don't think you were reading all that closely. We are in a pretty different boat, I could probbably fuck some decent girl my first week back at college, but that misses the point. I wish you luck with your boat.

>>38187625
one of my favorite bands is making a new album and all their new songs are happy and I liked them better when all their songs were sad

im so sad and alone

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>>38188059
>one of my favorite bands is making a new album and all their new songs are happy and I liked them better when all their songs were sad

Is it BMTH?

Unfortunately, people and bands change, but you just gotta accept that and go with the flow m8. You gotta adjust to the new albums and shit

>do you know any discreet ways to do some exercise? don't really want to run around where people can see me

>>38187978

Yes. There are a lot. You could just run in the same place for example (wiggling your arms and legs while being on the same spot)

>>38188081
>im so sad and alone

me too m8

me too

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I forgot to fap last night, and when I woke up today I felt ready to actually accomplish things, but I'm a bit frustrated right now, would it be worth losing it all for a quick nut?
If you think I should fap, what should I fap to and how? I'm very conflicted about these types of things and I end up wasting more time than I have to.
No gay or butt stuff.

>>38187625
I'm constantly paranoid that people actually don't like me / tolerate me

I want to make certain people my friend and have them just like have casual conversation with me sometimes, but I can never be the person to initiate anything because I'm scared of how they're going to react

>>38187625
Hi Steve,

I've been having problems getting a job.
I deal with a lot of anxiety to the point I'm
too scared to send applications out, let
alone go to the interview.

Any advice getting over that silly fear and actually getting a job?

I'm ugly have shit social skills and personality. How do I get a cute gf?

>>38188338
I answered this here >>38161809

Hope it fucking helps

>>38188388
>I'm ugly have shit social skills and personality. How do I get a cute gf?

Let's be serious

You can't

Get a 2d Waifu

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>>38187625
Just stopping by from a different board. Why is this place so depressing to browse?

>>38187625
How do I start feeling good about the stuff I do?

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>>38188585
>Why is this place so depressing to browse?

Fuck off, normalfag. Or stay, it's your choice

>>38188607

>How do I start feeling good about the stuff I do?

Study the Four Noble Truths and work the Noble Eightfold path

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>>38187625
I'm running out of ways to entertain myself and need to find a job.

>>38187625
I think communism is great

>>38188663
>I'm running out of ways to entertain myself and need to find a job.

That's the story of my fucking life, m8

>>38188671
>I think communism is great

Me too, but it doesn't goddamn work

>>38188585
It's actualy just as garbage as the rest of the boards thanks to a massive surge of faggots and normals.
Nice attempt though.

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