You only have one life

i would change genders if only for the meme if it didn't shrink your johnson and give you chalky bones
it's just not worth it no matter how funny it is

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>>38171195
Because pro tip : this is how 95% of trans look like in real life. If you're not cute and rich as a man you'll most probably end up as a disgusting tranny - and this is probably the less enjoyable situation in today's world, even pajeets have it better.

The guy was already good looking before. If most robots tried to become women, they would still be fucking ugly, only difference being a fake vagina in place of a penis.

there is no hope for us, stop trying to convert and FUCK off back to LGBT board

>>38171195
i'm ugly

if i transitioned, i'd still be ugly

>>38171195
No I would not. Gas yourself, tranny faggot. You and your fellow LGBT shills have shit up this board for too long.

Wow trans shilling thread no.13 of the day

>>38171195
>>>/lgbt/ you fucking faggot. you fuckers are EVERYWHERE. every other thread is a trans thread or something similar. stfu for once. stop posting your childish trans threads. no, i don't want to try boipucci. no, your disgusting tranny anime drawings aren't cool or arousing. GTFO GTFO GTFOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Back to >>>/lgbt/, faggots

Yeah, I bet it wasn't original, 4chan.

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>>38171256
>>38171267
I'm not shilling, I'm just trying to help robots live a happier life. X3

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>>38171438
That is a horrendous tranny.
You're not shilling, but you're certainly failing miserably in attempting to do so.

>>38171438
went from a 5-6/10 guy to a 3/10 """girl"""

what are you trying to achieve again?

lowering difficulty setting mid playthrough is the most pathetic thing someone could do

>>38171195
This kind of thread is the reason people hate gays.

>>38171195
>you only have one life
>you have one life
>you have life
Don't remind me

>>38171641
>5-6 guy
HAHAHA keep telling yourself that, he's a 3 at most, and I bet you look just like him

>Transfags.

Get out.
You're almost as worse as the gays on this board.

>>38171949
Make me
You big dip

>>38171963
Seeing as you're posting trash outside of your own board or /b/, he can.

>>38171991
No bully, I'll call my mom on you

>>38172051
Your very, VERY disappointed mom, you mean.

>>38172090
Yeah :33

>>38172090
Is yours any different though.. Anon.

Nah, I love going to the gym and building muscle. In fact my goal bod is baramode so I'm probably the furthest from trap

>>38172121
Yes, turning into a faggot of the highest order would disappoint her even more, I imagine.

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>>38171227
B-but they are so cute in the porn :(
it must be the 1%
The percentage that I will never date

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>>38172156
>even more
CALLED IT

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>>38172198
At least I'm not a tranny faggot :^)

>>38172236
It's really not that bad anon, I'm having a pretty great time :33

>>38172272
Good, you gotta really enjoy it before you hit 30 and off yourself

>>38172823
I'll be fine, thanks

>>38171195
These fucking run-of-the-mill threads make me wonder whether it's bait or it's made by fags flooding in from their containment board.

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>>38172272
>It's really not that bad
>not that bad

>>38173038
When you pass everyone just treats you like a normal average girl

>>38171195
what the fuck, is that maxmoefoe?

>>38173069
Do you pass?
Do you?
Maybe that happens when you do pass
But you don't do you
It is just a distant goal for you
Well, tick tock, tranny lifecycle is going

>>38173218
Yeah I pass, I've been gendered only female the past year
I've got a job now aswell and everyone's nice to me :3

>>38173272
I hate you
so much
org

>>38173350
Envy is one of the seven deadly sins anon ;o

>>38173372
yes
I wish I didn't wish to be in your position
Violent anger is a denial mechanism

>>38171195
I'm already a trap. Trannies disgust me. I like going back to being a cute guy when I'm done dressing up.

I want to be a girl more than anything I have no one to appreciate it

>>38173610
This. I want the double life. How do I become cute

>>38173656
Okay. Want to know the secret? Trannies 99% of the time look like trash or don't put in any effort. And even then they look like weird girls like this image here >>38171438

Diet. Exercise. Moisturizer. Grow out your hair if you really want to. One thing I learned is since trannies look fucking disgusting, you just need to look slightly better. And the best part is I look like a cute guy when I'm in guy clothes.

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>>38171227

I think you're being generous, there.

>>38173773
Im already on the exercise kick and I have wavy longish hair. its hard trying to keep my arms from bulking but my weight dropped 15 pounds.. maybe theres hope for me after all

>>38173813
There is! Whatever you do, NEVER fall for the tranny meme. It's fun to dress up like a girl and look cute, it's severe mental illness to think you can ever be a girl

>>38173876
thanks for the advice anon.
any specific exercise to look more feminine
I need a better butt

>>38171195
>wanting to be a gross ugly faggot

>>38173975
Weightless squats. Down and up using only your butt. Do a few reps of those a day. A lot of it is genetic. Part of it is posing and angles. You will never be able to work out the dimples on the sides of your ass, those exist in almost all guys.

>>38174029
>up and down using only your butt
I dont understand am I supposed to like stick my butt out while I squat

>>38174275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAu6b-KcK0U

Don't need the weights. You should lift with your ass. You want to work those glutes, not blow out your knees

>>38174359
Thanks anon. If it works I'll post results evemtially

>>38171195
>50% of the time I want to be a cute sissy girl
>50% of the time I want to be a manly man with guns and shit
>don't know which one to choose

Having only 1 life is suffering.

>>38174568
be a man don't take it up the butt. YOU BE THE MAN AND FUCK THE BUTTS

If I changed genders I would head straight to the womens bathroom and listen to girls shit and piss. Probably stay there all day! However that would get old very quickly and I would be left as a freak and monster even worse than I am now.

>>38173773
Either you are extremely lucky, or flat out lying, cos guess what, male hormones will fuck you up with terrible face structure and bones, facial hair and everything
If you look anything remotely like a girl, you're either 16 years old or extremely lucky, like lottery millionare lucky.

>People saying you have to be rich
>People saying you will look too manly.

I started transitioning on the NHS at the age of 14. And it was FOR FREE :D

'cuse me whilst I take 20,000 of you wagecuck's tax to become a cute girl.

>>38175103
>become a cute girl
no you're a faggot who plays dress up

>>38175103
So you seem to be perfectly okay with the fact that the gouvernment is taking people's money away in order to help you invest it in your freak transition project?
If yes then i hope you die by 30 either from suicide or complications from all the hormones you're pumping into your body.