>go to bed as left >wake up as right wat do?

>>38168639
>wat do?
go back to bed

probably get something to eat
it's the first thing i do any morning

look for a well hung black man to breed me of course

Take off the collar
Masturbate while playing with my tits

>>38168639
Get a bf to attach a chain to my collar, and be his slave till the day I day

>>38169605
die*
You have been muted for 32 seconds

>>38168639
kms myself

>>38168639
If you take the furry thing out I would be happy as fuck because right is top tier body for transitioning.
Well, left too actually.

>>38168639
nothing because it's a crappy hypothetical

>>38168639
I'd rather wake up next to them than as them if I'm being quite tbqh.

>>38168639
Be very distressed wondering wtf happened, probably cry.

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>>38168639
seduce hot guys and be a slut using my trap powers

>>38169462
>breed

no matter how hung, they can't impregnate your ass

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>you'll never seduce the boy on the left and slowly turn him into the cocksleeve on the right over a period of several months

>>38168639
can I just stay looking like the left?
pretty perfect guy tbqh i wish i looked anywhere close to that good

>>38168639
Kill myself.

Fuck you 4chin you're the one being unoriginal you fucking nigger

>wat do?
Tell you to fuck off to >>>/lgbt/

bemoan the fact that I became a dicklet

Remove nipple piercings.

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>>38168639
Complete breast reduction and take out those rings. Now I'm a cat person, fucking sweet. I'm like a real life superhero. Gonna go save the day with my superior agility, speed, and nine lives.

>>38171381

Didn't you learn anything from those hentai doujinshi? The first thing that will happen to you is that you're going to get drugged and mating pressed by fat and faceless men.

>>38170861
Breed is just gay slang for cum inside, you dip

>>38171424
I'll claw their eyes out, or other bodily horror shit and say "cat got your toung?" When I slit their throats with a flick of my finger. Now that I think about it I'd be more of a mass murdered than hero. Oh well, the Normies need to learn fear.

>>38168639
>Oh.
>Guess I'm a trap now.

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I would immediately get to slutting

>>38168639
seppuku

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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Sissy
White
Boys

>>38172752
How the hell was "sissy white boys" original

>>38170861
>no matter how hung, they can't impregnate your ass
They can try their hardest though

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>>38172752

i wanna be a good sissy girl

>>38173347
You should start dressing the part then.

>>38168639
>kill myself
I'm not living as a tranny-body furfag

>>38173466

o-okay maybe i will

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>>38173872
Will you? That would make me very happy anon.

bump

iguguigu

>>38168639
I look exactley like left

>>38175846
Any reason you're not trying to look like the one on the right?

>>38168639

find the nearest rope and kill myself

>>38175872
I dream of becoming chad

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>>38174014

I wanna make you happy

>>38168639
>tfw almost right
>just like 30 lbs left to lose

>wakeup
>masturbate
>play video games

>>38168639
Find the jew that did this to me and kill him.

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>>38176200
That's a pretty cute thing to say, anon, you know that? It would be even cuter if you said it on your knees in front of me, in a little maid outfit.

>>38176683

d-do you have a mail or something

>>38168639
build my youtube and private camshow empire

>>38168639
First, I'd wonder how I lost so much weight, secondly I'd wonder where my copious amounts of body hair went, thirdly I'd be livid that somebody gave me piercings, and thirdly I'd take off the collar.

>>38176802
I have discord, if you'd like to contact me. avidHunter#6675

Don't have a throwaway mail account set up at the moment.