Anon(s) have crushes on me and write inappropriate works.

>>38109255
I know you have a crush on me too. The way you get all flustered and express it in text... need I say you've been... turned on? It's undeniable.

>>38109255
Fuck off retard with your dumb shitty pictures.
Hope you fucking choke during your sleep faggot.

I love you and your avatarfagging antics

I want to worship your feet desu

>>38109467
sounds like somebody has a crush. just ask her out and stop making a fool of yourself.

>>38109255
M E G A S A G E

>>38109430
Oh my gosh, I totally don't have a crush on anybody? And umm I have never been aroused. Not once. Just shush.
>>38109467
Aww does the baby want attention? So cute, like really is. It's okay, I'm here now. Silly.
>>38109479
You love me? How so? And why do you want to worship my feet?
>>38109595
>but doesn't actually sage
It's like you wanted to bump my thread.

>>38109750
If you've never once been aroused then you might want to get your hormone levels checked. And then you can stop by at my place if you want to experience your first arousal.

>>38109779
Does having your heart swoon count? If so then maybe I have. Probably was an extreme exaggeration on my end. Wait, waah? Your place? I sense something off about this.

>fondle conniefag's ass
>"Ugh, you're so annoying. You can stop anytime now."
>keep squeezing and massaging her ass
>pull down her pants and slide her panties aside and start tonguing her
>"Eeeehh? Beyond rude"
>eat her out until she starts to throb
>keep sucking her clit and gulping her juices
>pull out rock hard cock and slide into her hot wet cunt
>"Oh my gosh, you can stop anytime now."

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>>38109595
I don't think women are intelligent enough to understand the function of sage

>>38109910
>Probably was an extreme exaggeration on my end
Everything about you is an extreme exaggeration. That's what I like about you though.

Nobody cares but you, stop being an attention whore you shitskin roastie.

>>38110045
I don't know why but I definitely blushed. Kind of laughed too. Though it's very beyond me as to why that was done. Hmmm.
>>38110081
Rude.
>>38110094
What do you mean by that?
>>38110107
Umm wow. You're just a bully and feel the need to take things out on others, please get over yourself?

>>38109255
I thought I told you to leave, you purple-haired fatty. Go jump in a tar pit.

>>38110107
it's cute that you want a reaction from her but that really isn't the way to go about winning over your crush

>>38110256
>fatty
making fun of your crush's looks? are you feeling a bit insecure about how you look? you know you can improve yourself a little every day

>>38110229
>I don't know why but I definitely blushed. Kind of laughed too. Though it's very beyond me as to why that was done. Hmmm.
I think you're starting to appreciate lewdness now. Just start rubbing your clitoris a bit as you read that and maybe you'll experience something new.

>>38109750
>I have never been aroused
You are such a liar.

>>38110229
>she gasps as the head slides into her tight wet pussy and arches her back
>reach inside her shirt and start playing with her nipples
>"Like, wow. A lot of people like me, you know."
>take off her shirt so that she is totally naked
>keep railing her from behind with cock ready to burst
>"What did I even do to deserve this? Sheesh."
>keep fucking until she is almost ready to cum
>we both convulse and gasp
>GEM FUSION

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>>38109467

The degeneracy, does it disturb you?

>>38110256
Umm as I told you before I've never dyed my hair, and I'm not overtly overweight. I'm in shape if anything at all so.
>>38110336
No. Just no. That'll probably hurt, I'm genuinely frightened to do so.
>>38110357
Oh my gosh, am not.
>>38110409
You're honestly pretty funny, I wasn't expecting the ending. Totally smirking right now, heh.

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>>38110107
>>38110081

You are lost. Surrounded.

We can provide you a path:

[email protected]

>>38110449
Is that you, Dr. Strange?

>>38110434
>That'll probably hurt
How would you know if you never tried it? It could be extremely pleasurable.

>>38110434
>Oh my gosh, am not.
Well for your sake I hope you are a liar, because if not get checked out by your gyno or something. Cause you are missing out.

>>38110434
You're right. You're a fat, ugly woman no one will ever love, except fake-love on the internet. You will be lonely and worthless for the rest of your life as you see it drain away as you post your worthless content on the internet. No one here cares about you, and no one around you cares. Stay here and lose your already meager excuse for a life.

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>>38110478

Should I take off my mask?

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>>38110495
>>38110539
>It could be extremely pleasurable.
FOR YOU

>>38110434
Gonna be awkward when we unfuse someplace and we're naked and covered in cum.

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>>38110588

>I'm a big goy.

Will you start the fire brother?

[email protected]

>>38110495
I just feel it will, I'd rather not even risk it.
>>38110503
I'm just teasing, silly. Look further above. Was totally exaggerating, I think.
>>38110516
Aww look at the baby's words. So adorable. It wants even more attention. It's okay, I'm here for you. <3
>>38110604
Now that's just gross.

>>38110674
As a fellow clit-owner, you should most definitely rub it sometime.

>>38110674
Wants attention? Not even your mother wanted attention from you. As I have mentioned, you are worthless and ugly, and, as a decrepit hag, you will die lonely and unmissed.

>>38110674
I might be able to lick you clean without fusing again

>>38110674
>I just feel it will, I'd rather not even risk it.
That's okay. Have you ever pinched and rubbed your nipples? It's not as effective as flicking your bean, but it's another way of pleasuring yourself that I'd recommend.

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>>38110725

Do you have the will to do what is necessary?

[email protected]

>>38110712
I just, I don't know. It's always been a fear of mine.
>>38110725
Is baby hungry? Aww, look at you. So upset. It's okay.
>>38110751
I'm sighing right now. I can't help but still laugh to my dismay.
>>38110752
That just sounds like it'd hurt less so.

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>>38110875
Serious question, what's to fear? It's perfectly natural. And oh-so enjoyable once you get used to it.

>>38110875
Surely you must wipe your vagina after peeing, right? And you have inserted a tampon up your vagina, correct? If you've done those things, you can definitely rub your pussy.

>>38109750
>doesnt understand how sage works

>>38110928
When it's phrased as such it makes me think on it a bit more but still. It's just, I really have no desire to. I feel like it's just uncomfortable. I don't know.
>>38110965
Right. That's correct. Of course I can but I don't think I want to. I'm kind of averted to it for whatever reason.
>>38111055
I'm pretty sure I do, dummy. So shush.

>>38111153
fuck off stupid attenion whore
this connie posting shit is maximum faggotry

>>38111153
When did you receive sex education?

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>>38111153
>I really have no desire to
That'll come naturally, especially once you start out. Relax, think of something that's arousing to you, and slightly touch yourself, wherever feels good. Before you know it, you'll miss out on morning classes or forget about dinner.

>>38111226
inb4 "i dont do this for attention shush dummy heh :333"

>>38111226
I don't even do that, you just happen to post in my threads and call me out on things I don't seek out. It's not as if this was a beckoning call to you to be here and sully it with your aggression. It's whatever though.
>>38111231
Umm I don't ever really recall receiving something similar to that. I may have, I guess?
>>38111232
Waah? That doesn't sound productive, that just worries me more.
>>38111276
I don't even type like that, sheesh.

>>38111393
>That doesn't sound productive
Neither is shitposting on 4chan, at least you'll derive some actual pleasure from diddling your skittle.
You can shitpost while masturbating, if you want to save time.

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>>38111393
>she thinks she doesnt type like that

>>38111393
>That doesn't sound productive
It's reproductive
I'll be here all weekend

>>38111393
>Umm I don't ever really recall receiving something similar to that. I may have, I guess?
That could be the reason why sex in general doesn't cross your mind. Have you ever looked at a guy or girl and thought about wanting to be close to them and have them do unspeakable (but good) things to you?

Let's also go back to basics. Have you ever kissed someone or thought about kissing someone?

>>38111438
I don't think I've ever done what you're accusing me of doing? I just post. Short and simple. Take it how you want to though.
>>38111463
I don't. Not really.
>>38111478
Heh.
>>38111536
Umm no, not that I know of. I've never kissed anyone, can't say the thought ever crossed my mind to kiss someone. I've seen it happen before in film or whatever. Does that count?

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>>38111651
I didn't mean 'shitpost' negatively, everyone here shitposts.
You should still play with yourself.

>>38111651
Kissing is so nice. I want to describe what it's like but every time I think about it, my mind just locks up

>>38109255
>pushing this shitty SJW meme cartoon
Fugg off

>>38111677
I don't want anymore pressure to self pleasure myself. It's making me uncomfortable.
>>38111771
Oh, it's okay.
>>38111783
I'm not pushing anything, dummy. Like what?

>>38111827
No pressure. I'm just saying, you're missing out.

>>38111651
Let me try something else. Have you ever wanted Connie and Steven to become romantically involved? For them to finally kiss? They got close to doing it once before.

>>38111841
I've been content without it, I'll be fine.
>>38111885
Maybe when both of them are older, they're cute together. Sure, why not?

>>38112007
Sure, but why miss out on something so natural and, well, normal? It's your choice but I'm wondering what'd compel you to refuse trying even.

>>38112007
Do you want your own real life Steven with whom you'd be cute?

>>38112052
What's so natural and normal about toying around with yourself? Just seems weird to me. It's going to hurt me and I don't want to injure myself.
>>38112080
Umm I'm not sure.

>>38112193
I'm not talking about using some monstrous plastic thing on yourself. All natural, rubbing your clit, relaxed and nice.

>>38112193
If people were getting hurt from it then you wouldn't be told it's natural and normal. There's no reason NOT to try it at least once. If you don't like it, then you get to hold on to your opinions and no one would be able to challenge you on it anymore since you've at least done it.

>>38112273
Oh. But like even then wouldn't there be risks?
>>38112294
I really don't want to try it, you bully. Just stop speaking of it, it makes me flustered.

>>38112498
What risks? You'd be risking having an orgasm, and a great time. There's literally no risk of any kind in rubbing your clit.
Didn't you receive any kind of sex ed or something? I went to a Catholic school and even I got the basics.

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anons want to play a game?

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>>38112498
It wouldn't be natural if you'd be bullied into trying it, now would it? Just don't listen to forceful people like that.

>>38112498
>risks
Yeah, maybe if you stuck your hand in mud and dirt and didn't wash it before touching yourself. You'll be fine.

>>38112561
>anon defends connie-posting saying there are worse threads up
holy shit thats me

>>38112605
>expecting a poo to be clean
Anon, they use their hands as toilet paper. If I were him I wouldn't try it either.

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>>38112561
Dangv, almost forgot to post gore ITT, thanks for reminding me anon :3

>>38112556
I don't know like, stuff? Eh. I don't really ever recall any? I may have.
>>38112561
Wow. This is a thing now? Who made this?
>>38112592
I guess.
>>38112605
Hmmm.
>>38112626
>a poo
>him
Who're you on about?

>>38112751
Connie I just want you to be well-integrated into society. You're better than us bottomfeeders.

>>38112751
Well if you've never had any sex ed, all the more reason to explore yourself. It'll be exciting.

>>38112802
I am? I've never been apart from it to my knowing. I don't think I'm better than anyone else, well like when it comes to certain skills I can be but so can anyone else. It's whatever.
>>38112816
How many times must I say that I don't want to try this act? It's like none of you listen to me.

>>38112915
how many times must people here say they don't want you to conniepost? its like you don't listen to them

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>>38113009
That's a very mean spirited thing to say, anon. /r9k/ is a nice board and all its posters should act accordingly. That includes you aswell, so please refrain from this kind of rude behaviour in the future. Thank you very much.

>>38113070
>"nice" and "board" in the same sentence

>>38113009
What relevance does that have to what I just said? Oh wait, nothing at all.
>>38113070
Literally this.

>>38109255
nobody cares please >>>/co/

>>38113189
I'm fine here, though since you're keen on suggesting things I'll do you one better. Why don't you go there, dummy. Heh.

>>38112561
you're doing god's work, anon
this thread is pure cancer but least your OC is a diamond in the rough

>>38113230
>dummy
>heh
ya got me, except i dont watch childrens cartoons and post about it in the wrong board

>>38113238
>the subjectivity
>>38113260
Whatever. Dummy.

>>38113368
nice one xDD

Even though nothing came out of this I'm glad we got you to talk about your pussy in a sense.

>>38113411
I know, right?
>>38113416
I'm not. I wasn't glad when that started but whatever I guess.

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>>38109255
I have a crush on piety and only piety. I write lewd stories about her all the time but I dont think she has noticed and cared enjoy enough to reply.

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>>38113486
To be fair, connie only shitposts and doesn't scam people on discords, so there's that. Thanks for containing your cancer in your threads connie. It's highly appreciated.

>>38113486
I don't know or care to know who that is, to be honest. Have fun with that? I don't know, I don't see the point in posting this here but whatever.
>>38113575
I don't do that. Don't have any cancerous cells in my body, not a sufferer. If you mean post outside of my own threads I can and have the option to do so again so. Thank you for bringing that to my attention again. I have a lot to focus on so I can make up for that. ;^)

Is video chatting with your fans something that interests you?

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>>38113693
>Don't have any cancerous cells in my body, not a sufferer.
I unironically start liking your replies, m8. Keep that shit up, you've got my blessing.

>>38113693
"I don't see the point in posting this here but whatever" is what most of us feel like every time we see this shit

>>38109255
can you please namefag so i can filter this out

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>>38113693
Well at least piety is less rude compared to you and is pleasant to have in a thread. You are a pain in the ass and ruin the board culture. I hope you are aware that the moment you make a trip for yourself is the day when at least 75% of this board filters your ass.


Begone, thot.

>>38113916
Filename filter is enough

>>38113803
That just seems like a problem, feel as though it would warner more attention whore comments. I don't really want anything from any of you, I'm content with what's here. This is stable, fun, and etc. That's generally how I feel about outside contact from 4chan. What would even be the point? I don't want to be ogled or have some following.
>>38113809
I wasn't seeking out approval from anyone but I guess that's a plus. Lucky me?
>>38113846
If only that were the case though, seeing as an overwhelming majority come here to be insufferable towards me for whatever reason. If it were truly whatever than that wouldn't happen, would it? Keep trying. Please.
>>38113914
No.
>>38113916
I don't really care how I come across to others, you can like me or not. That's entirely on you. If you don't like me or my threads you wouldn't come here, right? Right. So until then bare with me and enjoy yourself, dummy. I don't have to worry about what ifs seeing as I'm never going to get a tripcode. Thank you for bringing the thought into mind, it doesn't really faze me.

>>38114020
everybody here already knows who you are. think of it this way: if you become a namefag, the only attention you would receive would be positive, at least mostly. people like me could just filter it out; it'd be a win-win

>>38113938
I've never even considered this. Thanks for reminding me of that glorious feature, anon.

>>38114069
That may or may not be so. Regardless I'm not ever going to get a tripcode so you might as well lay down your rationalization skills. They aren't ever going to reach me, out of my personal reason to never do so in the first place. I'm not effected by negative or positive retorts here so there isn't a winner in any of this. I'm here, you're all stuck with me. Get used to it or don't. I'll echo that as many times as necessary. Or all the more could not post in my threads and ignore them but that won't happen, will it? Even if it did I'm still here. I find the environment all the more fun for me that way. Hate me or love me, it's all the same. <3

>>38114205
you go girlfriend <3 :3 heh

>>38114205
You type like a woman. Are you one?

>>38114254
Umm, thank you?
>>38114304
Yes. Why?

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>>38114350
It all makes sense now.

O

>>38114350
Are you currently accepting orbiters?

>>38114363
How so?
>>38114419
I never was to begin with but that apparently hasn't stopped others from clinging to me in ways. Be it they lash out or make original content about me. Do whatever you want, I honestly don't care. I'm content either way.