am drunk fembot (female). ama

Why do all girls like to get drunk so much? I've literally never met any girl who doesn't drink. Don't you realise it kills your brain

>>38078998
I have the opposite experience. I know many girls who are teetotallers but maybe 1 or 2 guys who don't drink.

>>38078987
How bigs ur dick?
If no dick, fuck off.

Can you rate my cock?

>>38079024
I've never heard that term before

What can I say to convince you to post tits?

>>38078998
honestly i dont get drunk that often i just felt sad today i guess. other girls get drunk for fun I guess?

>>38079032
sorry no peenor :(

>>38079059
totally post it zaddy (am virgin tho so not an expert)

>>38079112
dude just google tits why do boys always ask girls to post their (probs mediocre) boobies???

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>>38078987
Do you want to be my original girlfriend, femanon?

>>38079239
i'm fuckin ugly nd annoying bro

>>38078987
when will you and the other (((fembots))) finally leave this board?
also saged

>>38079291
dont worry honey ur dick is at least average i promise <3

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>>38079313
Do not disrespect us with your presence...

would you cuddle with a trap

>>38079405
i respect you i promise

>>38079428
totally!!!! the real question is would a trap cuddle with a female desu

>>38079245
You think that matters to anyone here?

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>>38079442
I have never been told this by a female. I love you

Please upload a photograph of your breasts at once.

>>38079190
Need proof that you are what you say you are (female) tits and timestamp OP

>>38078987
How much of that vodka have you had so far? I'm 5'5'' and 109lbs, taking 5 prescription medications and I can only put away like 4 beers before I'm done. How much can you drink before you're completely shitfaced?

>>38078998
Because they don't want to have to think.

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>>38079477
I second this motion, i believe 'proofs' are in order my dear

>>38079459
i also live in like.... the middle of nowhere

>>38079455
yes I would, if she's nice and her bed is clean

>>38079463
i love you!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 (i keep getting FUCKIN muted)

>>38079495
Do. You. Think. That. Matters.

I already think youre cute for making a drunk thread. Men will think you're cute if you do literally anything l.

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I'm wondering if maybe I can see a photograph of an impression in butter of your vulva.

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>>38079245
Don't worry femanon, I am an antisocial and emotionally removed man. Come to my berber tent and let's sex like it's 1967.

>>38078987
What's the most painful way to originally kill myself?

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>>38079477
>>38079492
>>38079482
li k my asshole is this enough?

>>38079598
mommy? do you lactate?

>>38079598
I'm reporting you as your actions are in direct violation of r9ks rules. It's even on a sticky thread so shame on you!

>>38079483
idk i didn't drink like... a lot. but i feel a bit fucked. i drank like a 5th of a waterbottle full? i don't drink too often so i have a low tolerance i guess.

>>38079519
my bed is a bit dirty bc i eat most of my meals there

>>38079615
>>38079598
lol eat shit roastie

>>38079598
>ugly
>probably at least a 6/10

kys yourself

>>38079569
then WHY am i a fuckn VIRGIN

>>38079638
Leave her alone, asshat!

>>38078987
am also drunk fembot (male). AMA

>>38079635
jesus CHRIST

ill just wash your sheets for you if you call me mommy

contact?

>>38079598
Post age pls

>>38079598
would you live in a crate in my home if I took care of you?

>>38079574
don;t wanna ruin my butter (its actually olive spread shhhh)

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Why still be here ? Just to suffer ? Its only insecure highscoolbetafags left. all the true robot mavericks have dissapeared

>>38079598
>>38079615
Bye attentionwhoring roast. FUCK OFF

How often do you come here?

What is your opinion of the typical posters here, disgusted, surprised, indifferent?

>>38079646
Because you probably don't go out at all or if you do, you don't even look at guys.

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>>38079651
kys you original faggot

>>38079589
dunno most painful way i've tried is cutting but thats shit bc u never actually die from it
jumping off shit sounds painful???? never tried it tho

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>>38079664
real trap with real benis?

>>38079598
YOU BETTER TELL ME THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAVE A SUSPICION

>>38079598
Why don't you post your feet instead, femanon, and avoid thread deletion?*

*ONLY IF YOU ARE OVER THE LEGAL AGE IN YOUR COUNTRY OF RESIDENCIA

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>>38079674
>have disturbing intrusive thoughts almost constantly because of OCD
>see this pic
that shit is retarded god fucking damn

>>38079613
nah sorry. that would be funny though

>>38079687
i guess

orig comment my dude

>>38079682
I am her white knight and you should stop offending her. My brother works in the army. He can order a missile strike and wipe your block off the face of earth.

>>38079642
i'm like a 4??? thats a good photo bc u cant see my face or body

>>38079598
what the fuck are you a trap?

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>>38079696
ur welcomee

>>38079697
eat me with your vagina mommy

>>38079669
one MILLION dollars
FUK got muted for that kill me

>>38079688
it''s l orivgfv

pls b in london
LONDON
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D
O
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>>38079598
Are you a Europoor? Have you been raped by a muslim yet?

>>38079665
am not americafag so would call u mummy

>>38079732
>>38079728
lel
2:28 am
Are you guys fucking retarded? It's PM here

>>38079727
too bad
where u from girl

>>38079670
crates r small

>>38079740
An Australian

>>38079675
suck my little nuts pls

>>38079746
like your tits. get in my crate

>>38079745
autralia orifjdb

>>38079759
*starts sucking*
Swishie swishie

>>38079679
maybe like once a day?
I think ur all alright. idk y'know i'm definitely not surprised but i'm a bit sad that some of you think women are so difficult. (ps. i know its a meme but just hit on fat girls/drunk girls/ugly girls)

>>38079739
mummy is fine

>>38079755
Australians are pretty cool people met a few of them in the military and fuck a few of their contractors (females) those two chicks could suck cock like a machine

>>38079681
ok true i don't go out super often BUT when i do I just like... don't get approached (not to be a stacey). I dont even get catcalled which is like.... supposed to happen to everyone?

can i stick the head of my penis inside your anus as you give a nice greasy fart?

>>38079598
Wow, you look crazy as fuck, drunk and slutting on a weeb board. I wonder if you are BPD or how many times you have been molested or "raped" you are a disaster most likely a fun fuck if you aren't a dead fish but not dating material at all

>>38079688
its s for stacey hunny (joking)

>>38079620
finish the rest you pussy

>>38079712
i wish dude traps get all the d

>>38079646
Youre picky

>>38079664
Well I will ask post benis you fucking homo

>>38079717
i dunno how but ok

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>>38079598
WAHAHAHAHA I want to SEXUALLY DESTROY YOU!!!! Do you smoke weed???

>>38079732
no and also no am rape free :)

>>38078987
What are your fetishes? How often do you masturbate?

>>38079815
1- am not really slutting
2- not bpd (at least not diagnosed)
3- molested like... once nd it didnt really count, raped never
4- am dead fish call me tuna baby

>>38079726
No really, idk if you're 18 or 25 you ar rook same

>>38079883
Tell me about the time you were molested. What was it like?

>>38079825
I don't have any left :( i would if i did

>>38079834
not even!!!!!! swear to god

>>38079883
Tell me about your body hair situation.
Do you shave?

If not would you be willing to become my hairy gf so I can be suffocated by your musky hairy bush?

>>38079857
never have (dont have any friends to try it with desu). might soon tho?

>>38079909
Would you date a big fat boy

>>38079870
dunno about fetishes. am kv.
masturbate like... a few times a week? used to be more but ANTIDEPRESSANTS BOIZ

>>38079925
Nah don't do it with friends, get high and jack off!!! Well, masturbate, however you do it. It's fucking great!!! Top level stuff!!

>>38078987
>>38079598
Be my gf please! Where do you live and what are your interests?

>>38079897
not really an interesting story. girl touched me up at school camp. didn't really affect me that much to be honest.

>>38078987
PLEASE be my friend.

origiginal

Please molest me, femanon. Tell me how you hate me. How I'm an incompetent. Cuck me with a negro. while I suck on your toe.

>>38079919
sometimes. no ones is seeing anyhting so not as much as i should.
and the words musky and hairy are not super sexy dude

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>>38079977
Oh my goddddddd anon holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition!!! I'm high as fuck right now!!! Smooooke weed every day you ninny!!! Weeeeeeew do it and then do sex stuff :)

>>38079977
They are to me. Don't you fucking kink shame me.
Your punishment is to be my gf.

>>38079932
depends on the boy and how big

>>38080013
What if he's only a big guy (for you)?
Also >>38080000

>>38079727
nah its a weirder letter (my parents are fuckn hipsters)

>>38079956
live in a constant state of anxiety and dont have any interests my boi

>>38080013
See? You picky

>>38079969
ok we're best friends forever now

>>38080005
aight paypal me 10k then (joking u autists)

>>38080056
you cant be picky when u have no one to pick FROM, you feel me?

are you aussie? I will be your friendo if so

>>38080073
No. Your punishment is to be my gf. The punisher doesn't pay the punished. You have no choice.

Your my gf now and you'll begin by spreading your ass and allowing me to worship it.

>>38080024
i don't realy know what that means??

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>>38080084
>no one to pick FROM
>robots throwing themselves at her

Hmmm.

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>>38080105
It means bend over and let's see your hootie and the blowfish...

>>38080096
AUSSIE AUSSIE OSSIE OI OI OI!!!!

>>38080101
Back off, creep. She's mine.

>>38080111
a) where r these robots irl
b) these robots dont even know what i look like lmao

>>38078987
posts like this are why misogyny exists

>>38080125
I am just entering this thread with this post
You will have to fight me

>>38080125
You wanna do this you little wimp? Who the fuck are you to reply to my posts? You lost, boy.

There's only one tongue probing that dirty fembot ass and that's mine

>>38080140
fair honestly i hate women too why is our hair so long thats not practical at all

>>38080152
i clean my ass bitch

>>38080152
>>38080125

Shut the fuck up, bozos. That fair lady deserves a real man. You two can go diddle your anus with daddy's walking cane, that fembot will recognize true valor in my person.

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>>38080139
Look on the zeemaps thread. Plenty to pick from wherever you are in the world. Stop being so fucking blind to the HORDES of guys willing to be your bf.

>>38080175
Nice comeback you lame ass. She doesn't want valor she wants a nice deep dicking and was cleaning from yours truly .

Do not reply to me anymore tiny man.

>>38080173
Not anymore sexy.

>>38080194
shit meme
none near me on zeemaps u whore

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>>38080212
Then where the fuck are you? Timbuktu? Kazachstan?
Pick the LITERAL NEAREST PERSON and mail them.

>>38080231
suk my asshole maybe

>>38080212
RREeeee just tell where u are
I bet I am close enough

>>38080206
You will lick my cume as it runs out of her hole, that's all you're gonna do, fella. You don't stand a chance in a mano-a-mano fight.

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>>38080251
Yeah fuck off. You could get a bf within 24 hours from anywhere in the world but you are too much of a lazy cunt to do something about it. Come back when you're really desperate and not just desperate for Chad's cock.

>>38080144
>>38080152
>>38080175
I won't even waste my time with you brutes --you're below me. The lady deserves a true gentleman such as myself.

>>38080266
WHO rhe fuck is gonna give out their location on fucking 4chan

>>38080301
>he refuses to fight even after I get dubs
I'm sorry to inform you, but now she'll never see you as a real man.

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>>38080302
I'm in Germany. Good luck finding me pal. Wow such personal information now ANYONE can dox me.

Rope.

>>38080296
nd u could get a gf but all humans have standards so maybe....... suck my asshole???

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>>38080212
Have a look and tell me what you think. Savvy?

>>38080302
you don't have to give out yur fukin address just city or area

>>38080317
ooh are u uter from the simpsons he was sexy

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>>38080325
Nope because I'm just a guy and not wanted by anyone. A girl would have to be mentally insane to see something in me over any other random person you meet on the street here.

But you're a girl and every girl can get a bf. Now fuck right off would you please yeah

>>38080292
Don't you know who I am, kid? I'm surprised you'd even step to me knowing my rep around her buckaroo.

I'll crush your into the dirt then .ale you watch as I cum on this cuties nice full tits that you'll never touch.

>>38080301
Got another wannabe fuck in here I'll fuck you all in the ass

>>38080301
Try me! I bet I could defeat all three of you at once. I'm the man here. I'll submit you all into house slaves to serve me and that honorable fembot.

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