Yo, I matched with a bunch of grills on tinder Somebody tell

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>>38057426
She's the origanal one on the right btw

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>>38057442
How do girls on this app ALWAYS have pics from all these exotica places and seemingly good jobs, even the 21 year olds on here since to be pretty well off

>>38057426
tease her about her name being spelled Katharine rather than Katherine.

>>38057426
The key is to be comfortable, and not to worry about the outcome of the conversation i.e. "bee urself".

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>this girl can be a "dietary aide"
Has female privilege fine too far?

>>38057465
ask her why does she look like that

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>>38057484
I tried being myself, but I am to boring and girls don't wanna put up with my blandness

>>38057426
you have to say something that makes you stand out from the horde of other geeks msging her, so say smthing like
>i will eat the shit from your ass

>>38057508
>Hey, what's up
>,
That comma placement!!!
You've got the autism
Forever a virginal beta male

>>38057494
>dietary aide
>fat and cute
Yeah ok
Also all of thee women are subverted my cultural Marxist social conditioning

>>38057580
Dude, it's 2017 the only way to find a woman who is not totally subverted by the(((cultural Marxist media))) is too date a cute girl (male).. Some thing about the make mine makes it more resistant to Jewish propaganda

Bunch of weed smoking FAGS these girls.

They'll either smoke your weed and fuck you, or just smoke your weed. This depends on your looks and level of alphaness.

>>38057615
Maybe you're right but
>Dartmouth
>Jewess in OP
>dietary aide new wave feminist
>fat and cute topkek
>she even lives with Jews
Op is picking some of the WORST possible women. Seriously, this is bad. If you're lucky you can go to a third world "white country" like Poland and get a traditional wife.

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>TFW no Indiana Jones gf

>>38057615
Being a faggot wannabe stacy easy mode cunt isn't superior to what they want to be.

You LITERALLY become trans to get away from hard mode, you only say it's nightmare because you are indulging in feminine behaviour such as over dramatizing shit and being a whiny little bitch who thinks they got it worse then everybody else.

Go suck some fat nerds dick for a shitty life on easy mode you piece of worthless garbage. Maybe just end yourself since you obviously can't even handle easy mode either you pussy.

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>>38057508
>Hey, what's up?
>being that bland unironically
At least you make your autism clear right out the gate anon. I advise you to be an asshole and always say the first thing that comes to mind.

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>>38057696
B-but she messaged me something bland first, plus get bio is literally blank
>>38057658
I don't pick the girl's dude, I swore right on anybody and only get like 3 or 4 matches a day, then go from there

This grill Is Pretty cute but looks tall, what opener so I saw without being boring?

>>38057767
>country music
>coal burner (can tell just by looking)
>Air Force Security?
In the case she's not looking for a beta orbiter/cuckhold to de orgasm denial/bdsm/femdom/humiliation/foot worship, just ask her what she likes to do for fun and go do it with her. Or ask if her if she's interested in anything you like.
>"Hi you're really pretty! Nice to meet you!"
Yadadadaadada
>I didn't pick them
Yeah but you're autism or shit tier politics are attracting them. You've got to a certain kind of beta to get these women interested in you.

>>38057767
> 420 Instagram photos
Holy shit she's almost certainly a self absorbed worthless bitch who is going to peg and dominate you with dragon dildos dude. Better prepare your anus for the painus. You are totally fucked in the ass. Also
>community college
If she doesn't plan to move to a 4 year university you can drop her

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>>38057767
>B-but she messaged me something bland first
You are the MAN. Women know they don't even have to have a concious thought to get dicked much less actually be funny or interesting. It's all on you to make the conversation engaging.

>>38057494
>Fall river (((jewish))) home
Like pottery

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>TFW no HIGHLY intelligent, wicked smart gf
How can a dumb meathead robot like myself impress woman of such high intellectual standing?

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How can I get this convo going again?
I figured since she messaged first she would want to talk

>>38057966
>ugly af
>literal pseudo intellectual
>anal about grammar
>meme one liner at the bottom
Are robots this stupid?

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>>38057984
Thoughts?
What is my next move here's?
I'm not good at this:/

>>38057984
You're doing fine. Next move--> banter needs to go to date mode. "Since that's your pick up line, where are you gonna pick me up and take me?"

>>38057992
"so if that's your pick up line, where do you want to go?" If she doesn't know pick anywhere and say "we should go to x it'll be fun!"

>>38057966
Write she some text with a lot of to/too, you/you're and they're/their/there and then laugh friendly about it

>>38057991
are you that much of an idiot that you dont understand sarcasm when its not spoken, he clearly put HIGHLY in caps to mock her

>>38057426
what does that d3 d1 thing mean?

>>38058071
i think its a league of legends reference, diamond3-diamond1

>>38058085
oh that's lame

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>>38058069
Hmmmmmm Idk but man he did put the meme arrows there. Let me study it and try again

you match with some ugly ass bitches OP. go brag somewhere else

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How 2 salvage this chat?? She is very cute

>>38058299
Tell her youre about to go skating later then go to the mall to eat cheese fries

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>>38058299
Pic of the grill and her bio for reference

>>38057992
that cat video has given me lolz in my darkest of times

>>38058339
She looks like shit originally

>>38058299
tell her what's up and try and organise to meet

>>38058085
It has to do with college sports school ratings, not video games you fucking no-life

>>38058048
this anon

o r e g a n o

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Lol, women make me fucking sick
Why is this even permitted?

>>38058339
At least her music taste is good
Origiganoli

>>38057426
Tell the girl in the OP "UD's drumline is better" and be ready for bantz

THIS IS NOW A DUBS THREAD
ROLL DUBS AND OP HAS TO MESSAGE A GIRL WHATEVER YOU COMMENT

>>38059096
Shut up summerfag play your stupid shit games on >>>/b/

>>38059096
if dubs op has to message
>>38058587
"are you jewish? because youre so hot youre burning up!"

>>38059108
hop to it robofaggot
>>38059122

>>38059122
That is shit and the convo has prolly ended, op is away from his computer or phone crying because he failed yet again

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>>38057992
Good job, keep it going