Fembot Thread

You're an idiot if you think she isn't wearing makeup look at the inside of her lower eyelids. Black. Look at the darkness in the eye crease from the made up skin being pushed together.

>>37994137
>"Im a gamer gurrrrl! So hardcore xD!!"
>"See I love pokemon and TOTALLY rage at CoD and League"
>"my rank?..thats not important anon! just come watch me on twitch! oh heres my patreon too just in case hehe!"

where can I watch this cutie talk about Pokemon?

>>37994212
>"my rank?..thats not important anon! just come watch me on twitch! oh heres my patreon too just in case hehe!"

You're just as bad for caring about shitty competitive gaming this much.

>>37994137
>Female
>Robot
There is no such thing as a "fembot"
Stop spreading this meme

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Fembot here, I'm not jealous of her, she would PAY to be as hot as me.

>>37994477
i know you are fembot because you are trying to be funny alas failing

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>>37994511
Didn't you hear, fembots aren't real

>I have an upper lip
>not a pathetic chestlet
>won't age like spoiled milk
Not even remotely jelly

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>>37994909
>titcow thinks she is worth anything at all

>>37994909
>jelly non-white woman detected

>>37994909
We need proof of you not being a chestlet.

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>>37994137
I literally do not know who that is.
Are we supposed to be jealous because of looks? Because then I mean I guess, but there's no reason to be jealous of something that you literally cant have if you tried, not like you can steal someone's face legally

>>37994137
I'm better looking than her and I don't wear makeup. I'm naturally good looking but I'd rather not be. I'm too butch. I just want to live my life as a man.

>>37994976
If you want to live as a man you'll have to stop complaining about dumb shit first.

>>37994997
I only regret having a vagina, my man.

>>37994976
>better looking than her

Are you as thin as her? Do you have well proportioned tits like she does? Do you have pretty blue or green or grey eyes? Is your hair as thick and silky?

>>37995086
I'm taller and heavier than her but I have perfect tits, amber eyes and long, thick, silky, wavy black hair down to my waist and porcelain skin.

>>37995121
>perfect

Define "perfect tits" fembot. So I can make a note in my autism logs.

>>37995168
34 B, round, perky, small oval nipples the color of the bar at the top of the reply box. No visible veins or stretch marks.

>>37994225
Not him, but if you play garbage casual games like League, you should at least be in the highest tiers.

>>37995210
>perfect
>34B

No. Too small.

>>37995019
>>>/lgbt/
female to male general

Where are the grills who like RPGs and shit?

>>37995210
>34B

I actually agree.

It's the most common pornstar size too apparently. Riley Reid etc.

Can you post em?

>>37994976
>better looking than her
>i'm too butch

what did she mean by this?

>>37995324
Here but I'm ftm.
>>37995344
I have a good face, what can I say?
>>37995338
No, against the rules m'dog

>>37995019
Nah you still sound like a girl.

>>37995372
>but I'm ftm.

Disgusting.

>>37995386
Picky. Don't want a gf with an encyclopedic knowledge of dragon's dogma?

>>37995382
Nobody knows on here unless I tell them.

>>37994909
But chestlets are superior. You're not a disgusting titcow are you

>>37995439
>gf
>girl
I thought you want to live as a male, based on your previous post. Confusion increases.

>>37995480
I do, I'm not degenerate though so I'm not transitioning. So girl it is.

>>37995439
I'd prefer you stay a cute girl rather than trying to be a man.

I don't feel jealous.
I'm petite with big tits and a nice hip to waist ratio
I also have a cuter face without make up (which she IS wearing by the way)

>>37995488
Fair. Just a quick curiosity, if you don't mind: for what reason do you want to live as a male?

>>37995488
>i don't want to be treated for my medical condition because of a buzzword
not gonna talk into your decision now, just saying.

>>37995505
Are you a nice person, anon? That's what matters the most.

>>37995490
Not making my decisions based off a strangers preference.

>>37995517
I am a misogynist and I have gender dysphoria. really makes u htink

>>37995543
I can't make everybody happy. I obviously have a lot of reasons not to transition or I would.

>>37995544
I try to be

I'm a lonely NEET

Oh christ, somebody out there exists that's more beautiful than me.

What else, someone who's smarter than me? More socially successful? Has a better functioning family? Became a star at 16 years old? Can sing better than I can? Has a tighter vag, a pinker asshole? Will age better? Cooler friends?

Where do the comparisons end, OP? People have to acknowledge that there are people out there that's better than them in every aspect, and just have to deal with it.

Actually I see that a lot here. People compare themselves to others, and ask if they should just give up and kill themselves. If that's the attitude you take, then I think the answer is a resounding "yes".

>>37995587
I'm lonely too, but I have a job. It doesn't help very much though with loneliness.

>>37994137
any pics of her cock?

>>37995615
I don't have a job because I have a lot of mental issues and I'm scared to go outside alone.

I think it's good you have a job, anon.

You should save up and travel places and do cool stuff even if it's alone.

she got a tinge of that fetal alcohol syndrome baka

If femanons are saying their tits are so great, why has no one posted pics of them yet?

>>37995669
I tend to stay indoors a lot since I don't exactly mesh well with people. Something's probably wrong with me since I find it hard to talk with others and open up. It's prevented me so far from finding someone I might like.

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Do people actually believe real females regularly browse any board? Are you all roleplaying?

>>37995811
sure.. how do you want to keep in touch?

>>37995769
i know how you feel

>tfw finally opened up to someone half a year ago
>been open and talkative, she's really nice and stuff
>thought i finally found a good and lasting friendship
>she's busy all the time since 3 months ago
>haven't talked to her in a few weeks
dumb me, why did i think things would suddenly be different from how they always were?

I'm a fembot too!!!!!! don't hit on me silly boys xoxox

>>37995887
Umm sure.
oscar.sun3

>Razer headset

Real fembots use real headsets. This is just a camwhore.

>>37996005
Sup Oscar.

>>37996005
>oscar
Lad welcome back. Share those nudes some time hey bro

>>37996044
>>37996029

I'm a guy from Florida and I was kinda discouraged from being anonymous when I was younger, so. The guy you're talking about is from Sweden isn't he?

>>37995439
So what's your sexuality like and would you date a robot?

>>37996107
I'll be able to check later when I get home from work. Do you have an email I can follow up with if it didn't go through? Sorry about the trouble.

>>37996279
Thanks again for being so patient with me. See you soon.

>>37994137
That looks like a man. Playdough, no thx

>>37996102
Uhhh bisexual and yeah. I only date robots and cyborgs. The one female I dated was a cheating whore.

>>37995210
>tfw 32B
So close yet so far

>>37996515
So do you have an email crazy fembot?

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Even though you say that you would date a robot, I still feel like I propably don't measure up to whatever standarts you might have.
Also I'm propably on the other side of the world anyway.

>>37996526
[email protected]

>>37996593
I'm fucking around with you guys. I'm gross as fuck. Anybody who is nice to me has a chance.

>>37996678
I live in a 3rd world mutt shithole so I have no chance with you, but I'd to see how gross you are.

>>37994909
>big breasts
>no aging like milk

No because Im not a whore and I dont suck dicks from thousands of viewers just to make ends meet.

>>37997693
Soe isn't a whore. Not even an orbiter of hers but she's very obviously a more reserved sort of girl. You never even see her with cleavage showing.

>>37994909
This is Soe, some girl that hosts random esports events
>won't age like milk
She nearly 30 already and looks that young so i'm not sure if that's the insult to use

>>37997693
You, I like you

Originaldo

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>>37994137
Im not very pretty, but Im not jealous of some average lower middle class girl.
Im jealous of actual beautiful women.

>>37997721
Wow a girl doesnt show her cleavage! How rare! Certainly she isnt a who-

*sees the vast links to patreon, the enlarged donation button and millions of social media*

Yea, no honey. She a thot. Reserved girls who stream are faking it to attract betas.

>>37997823
>How rare! Certainly she isnt a who-

I swear to God if you're a fucking cosplayer from /cgl/ and you're calling Soe a whore then I'm going to be mad as HELL.

And if you've ever shown nudes you should keep quiet too!

>>37997810
Thoughts on Jessica Chastain?

>>37996678
Are you a pure virgin?

>>37997898
I have never shown nudes. I may be degenerate but I 'm not an idiot

>>37997898
>Jessica Chastain
square man face and buttchin
gross

her eyebrows are too far apart and it bothers me

>>37998049
>I may be degenerate

In what sense?

>>37998049
>I have never shown nudes. I may be degenerate but I 'm not an idiot

Showing nudes doesn't turn you into an idiot. (As long as you don't show your face)

>>37994909
Post tits now and then get b& for that

>>37994203
trully and originaly.roastie

>>37998224
anon, this is /r9k/. you'll be called a degenerate whore if you ever even thought about showing a bare ankle. it's not worth to argue.

>>37998224
You showed your nudes in the past and admittedly they were quite nice.

>>37998350
I've only shown a bad quality pic of my ugly dick

>>37998331
Yeah but that's just a minority. Most of the anons are thirsty af and will crawl for ankle pic

>>37994137
Fembots don't exist mate

Fembots, is this anon right??

>>37998577

>>37997601
Email me, dude.

>>37997913
Yeah.

>>37995590
Its just bait no need to be so salty anon

she has stupid fucking eyebrows jfc

>>37999978
Dont talk about my gf like that stupid cunt

>>37994137
no, because I don't look like a freaking dweeb anime character

She looks like she has a punchabe face

>>38000077
>t. extremely jealous

>>37999394
Did it

Oregano

>>38000077
I bet you look like a whore

>>38000077
>punchabe face

>she's unconventionally attractive and still has me beat