/britfeel/

>>37941891
I wish you used a capital letter for 'no'

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>>37942004
>expecting a NEET who is forced to make a thread at 4am to use proper grammar

>>37941891
Glenfell tower residents being given amnesty and luxury apartments is fucking bullshit. They have literally been made wealthy for being criminal scum.

The residents were illegal, and they're rooms were being sublet by cunts who had it given to them by the government. Some other immigrant is going to burn they're house down to get a free luxury apartment. I truly hate this country.

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>coming home from nightshift at shit job
>walking past all the drunk normies having fun
>walking past beautiful couples on their way home
>I will never know the feel

made me feel a bit down tbqh lads

>>37942622
they all secretly hate each other, dont be jealous, theyre entire life is a lie

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I am so happy lads

>4 months of zero obligations, just get to chill out enjoying the NEET lifestyle
>start uni in October

It's a really good feel

Lads, should I move abroad? I fucking hate how depressing this country has become and I'm wondering if I could continue uni in Canada or somewhere.

>>37942775
yeah lad. Might as well go for it while you've got a viable method and a structured plan of what you're gonna do in the country you move to.

>>37942856
What would be the best place to do this? I'm going to assume probably not the USA. Canada would be nice, although their tuition fees are quite high.

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REAL STIENER HOURS

>tfw no one else is awake

>>37942260
>>37942734
It's their you fucking filth

>>37942734
This Normie's hate each other too and only keep other's company because they need to socialise.

Would love to go to a Sexy Kev match tbqhwyl

this is the end of /britfeel.

we are finished

fuck off robot

>>37944703
It's not. It's just open for me to now claim myself as the king personality of /britfeel/

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Just measured my cock lads and I'm 8 inches. Feels good.

>>37944759
Soft I hope mate

Anyone else worried Kanye is going to end up crazy and broke?

>>37944908
Nah, the Kardashian money isn't going anywhere.

>>37944908
I don't worry about negros

>>37944921
A messy divorce and she could take it all.

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>At least 123 people were killed when a lorry transporting oil burst into flames near the Pakistani city of Bahawalpur, local officials say.

>A crowd had gathered reportedly to collect fuel leaking from the overturned vehicle when it caught fire.

Mummy's birthday today lads. Just writing her card now.

>>37944871
On a nippy day mate

Only got another 6 months to go until Christmas lads

>>37944908
Wasn't he already broke?

>>37945133
He has debts but as long as he's still making money he'll be ok. But his popularity slips and Kim fucks him over he's done for


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-8VUPt1sGk

>>37945186
Should have linked the full version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml78fJs69wk

>>37945206
>>37945186
Kanye doesnt let youtube have his music

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>Subreddit which is basically all video submissions of people dying in accidents
>90% are from China

Why does this happen so often in China? It's not just the lack of safety standards, Chinese people just seem to willingly put themselves in harms way.

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I didnt listen to Kanye at all til a lad on here recommended it. I admit I was totally wrong about him

>nigger babble

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Burgerland native here, just wanted some bong's opinions on Sargon of Akkad

>>37945319
>Sargon of cuck

>>37945319
>Sargon of Akkad
Didn't him and Thunderf00t have some massive nerd fallout?
Both are pretty boring tbqh.

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>>37945319
>taking Carl of Swindon seriously
The only reason you Yanks listen to him is because you think that due to the fact that he's from the south of England he must be smart

>>37945206
>>37945186

Cmon laaaaaads what you casting the bread upon the water for??

>https://youtu.be/xwAZfmplKGI

>>37945186
>>37945206
>>37945574
>>37945574
>It's another /britfeel/ just posts youtube links and the thread dies episode.

>>37945574
>desperately trying to look like Lennon

Family BBQ today lads. Loads of people I have nothing to say to will be there.

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>>37945902

ask questions about their jobs
try and help cook
make sure everyone knows the importance of hydration
comment on the worrying lack of bees and muse on what the future holds for the next generation

>watching tv version of The Mist
>2 mins in and a doggo dies
I am sadness

went outside tooooooooday
saw the sky saaaaaw the skkkkky

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>>37944703
every time I go for a nap the thread crawls

>>37946282
stop fucking napping then

>went to bed at 4am
>woke up just now because my parents make lots of noise
>can't get back to sleep

>>37946441

how many tins do you have left from last night lad

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Morning anons! Bit of a slow thread today desu.

What have you got planned for this nice, comfy Sunday?

I am hopefully going to clean my room and have a full body shave. Think my epilator is arriving today via courier too, should be fun!

>>37946456
Tins of what? Sorry, I'm really slow at this hour

>>37946473
>What have you got planned for this nice, comfy Sunday?
Family bbq. Tilde where do you get your estrogen? Dark web? not asking because I want any btw

Tins of nectar

>kronnies
>tennents
>stellars
>guinness

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>>37946473
>What have you got planned for this nice, comfy Sunday?

Just woke up from a 4 hour or something nap tbqh. Don't know what i'm doing now, might try a new masturbation method that an anon recommended yesterday later so it might actually feel good.

I hope i'll either watch a movie, finish this anime or read a bit but i'll probably do none. I should go to tesco cause I need some stuff but i'm too scared - maybe in 3 hours

>>37946635
>might try a new masturbation method that an anon recommended yesterday
what?

>>37946473
I've got a very comfy sunday ahead. Going to the tip and then back home for the motor racing cars. Hope the epilator isnt too painful.

>>37946657
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37930105/#37937525

somewhere down that discussion

>>37946678
it would be extremely painful

>>37946481
Beans lad

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>>37946635
Everyone tells me that edging is a better method but who the fuck has an hour's worth of time for that shit

>>37946678
What motor racing you watching?

>pulse is 66 beats a min
that cant be right

>>37946699
For (You)

>>37946739
Formula 1 lad. Baku grand prix. It's one of the few sports i like because it encourages autism.

>>37946678
F1? Should be good, look forward to it every time it's on now

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>Anti Zionist rallies, organised by Hezbollah, calling for the destruction of Israel have been allowed to take place in London and Berlin

When you so tolerant you end up allowing Nazis again

>>37946769
Hope you're not rooting for the nigger.

>>37946487
Enjoy the bbq lad! I use either United pharmacy or qhi, whichever is cheaper. Should probably learn how to use the dark web at some point though

>>37946635
Just do what you can lad. Tesco should be alright because Sundays aren't very busy for retail so you should be safe. Have a great day!

>>37946678
Oh wow that does sound super comfy anon! Always wanted to be interested in sports solely because the idea of spending a weekend afternoon watching them sounds so comfy~

>>37946699
>extremely painful

L-looking forward to it! With a bit of luck it only really hurts the first few times!

>>37945319
>Quadroon of cucked-dad

>>37946762
Just tested it again and it's 67. Isnt the average closer to 100? I've spent my adult life drinking and taking drugs how is mine this low?

>>37946785
>Hating on one of the most talented Brits ever

Don't get this meme

>buy Squad for 50% off
>too VOIP shy to want to play it
Why am I such a fuck up lads?

>>37946828

Low heart rate is a sign of good health, Olympic athletes sometimes have it as low as 40. Normal is around 80-85.

This will probably be my last post on 4chan of the day, the captcha is so unbearable this morning posting has become unenjoyable.

>>37946854
EMERGHED YOU CALLED A BLACK MAN BRITISH HURR GTFO KEKY
etc

>>37946854
>black
>brit

Oh you're a retard, sorry I thought I could actually talk to you about F1, never mind. That's not even accounting for the fact that he has been carried by his car for his career and still doesn't have as many titles as he should have done and if a the top tier drivers had been in his situation for their careers they would have had more titles.

He's fucking shit.

>>37946865
>treat body like shit
>still be healthy
get fucked health cucks

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>>37946876
>>37946891
British born mum
British born dad

Makes him British lads.

>>37946772
This is probably the only circuit I don't really like but I do want to see someone crash into Bowser's castle again.

>>37946785
I enjoy the amount of competition he's getting this season but I follow the poo in loo team.

>>37946810
F1 is probably the most robot-friendly sport. Technical stuff/strategy to learn about, no hooligans, and lots of repetition. Tune in on channel 4 lad

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>>37946922
Yep, just look at these fine Brits, totally, 100%, British.

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>>37946922
>Makes him British lads.
I agree. I'm a civic cuck though and have no problem with non-whites who add to the country

I was born in a stable lads, guess I'm a horse :^)

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>>37946940
>C4
Maximum comfy Sunday, don't even have to stream it.

>>37946977
That's a shit and tired meme.

>>37946977

was your mummy a virgin lad

>>37946943
So if he's not allowed to call himself British, what should he be classed as? Just a HURR NIGGER?

>>37946994
It's shit because you can't argue against it right? It's okay if that's why you find it shit, it's not like I'm going to judge you.
>>37947013
Grenadian, where his dad is from and where he is from.

>>37945574

Turn that sh*t down a minute

https://youtu.be/EyFZX39joSM

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Eid Mumbarak!

>tfw beard is patchy as fuck

reeee i just want good facial hair

>>37947057
His mother is white and his dad was born in the UK. Should all the descendants from the Irish immigrants not be allowed to call themselves British? If a french couple moved here and their son had a child with an English girl is that kid allowed to be British?

>>37947106
Also we always take the piss out of muh heritage fags in America, but are they right? Are they actually German/Irish/Italian and not American?

>>37947106
>>37947122
It doesn't matter about where his mum is from, she mixed with a Grenadian, someone who shares no sort of similar culture or heritage and flushed her bloodline down the toilet, the Irish will never be British nor do they want to be, and while I doubt a Frenchman would ever move here and want to be British, within a few generations, due to their being white European and sharing a similar heritage to many Brits due to the Normans, yes they would be able to become British in time.

https://twitter.com/EUflagmafia

Hmm an entire twitter dedicated to flying a foreign nations flag on British soil.

>>37947151
To add to your other point, yes, white Americans are often European, American on the surface yes but they are European, I don't make fun of any one who respects and acknowledges their heritage and bloodlines because I'm not some leftie retard who hates themselves.

>>37947151
>the Irish will never be British nor do they want to be,
My grandmother was born in Ireland. Moved over here very young and eventually married my (English) granddad. Are her kids British? Am I?

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We calling this Brexit thing off then or what?

Watching a pokemon movie on citv, its very different from my day. They've got flying ships and some ancient egyptian artifacts.

>>37947175
Very much doubt it, the Irish hardly count as white.

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Sad. She's one of us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDBqMV4LSFA

>>37947213
Hmmmm I wonder what the race of the gentlemen who attacked her were, shame it's not printed :^)

>>37947207
>litterally burn in the slightest sunlight
>not white
what system are you using exactly?

>>37947223
You think there are muslim gangs in West Lothian?

>>37947179
fuck all communist fucks

>>37947179

2019 lad it says on the op

https://youtu.be/zt_ZXee9AP48

I'd like to know how the following voted on Brexit:

tilde
shiplad
xi
britnormie
amir

>>37947239
>tilde
>shiplad
leave
>xi
who cares
>amir
isnt real

>>37946473
Racist Go Away Boy

>>37947213
>big star for a while
>takes the bus

so how did she piss away all her money then lads?

>>37947259
She has autism. She probably just wants to live like she did before

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>>37947179 (You)
wew lad, what amazing bait
>>37947234
>eu
>communist
>>>/pol/
please go

>>37947259

Up here in gods country we are not so easily influenced and we can smell your shite a mile away, we're modest and if you can't get your head round that that's your problem isn't it.

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>>37947234
>implying the communists don't want to leave the EU as much as the leavers on the right

>>37947259
Nah, she bought a really nice house, but she still lived in her council house with her mum. She's just special like that.

>>37947302
go back to plebbit you fucking subhuman piece of shit leftist

uk is the worst western country on the planet, brits are the most cancerous people in europe, the only good brit is nigel farage

>>37945251
Maybe it's because China is a shit country with a lot of people

>>37947259
Male escorts lad.

>>37947387
>uk is the worst western country on the planet
No, France

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>uk is the worst western country on the planet, brits are the most cancerous people in europe, the only good brit is nigel farage

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>>37947387
>go back to plebbit you fucking subhuman piece of shit leftist
I don't go on Reddit very often, and when I do it's only to shitpost on r/ooer, but I think you should be the one going back there my friend :^)
>uk is the worst western country on the planet, brits are the most cancerous people in europe, the only good brit is nigel farage
t. yank teenager who doesn't know anything about british politics other than "LE BASED FARAGE"

How do you think Sexy Kev voted?

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>>37947387
Spotted the r/the_donald poster

>>37947438
His day job is a finance manager or something so probaby tory

>>37947387
>the only good brit is nigel farage

Bless, he uses memes as his basis of understanding politics.

>>37947463
May should have hired Kev for the strong part of her party.

It doesn't count as drinking in the morning if its in coffee, r-right?

>>37947495
I liked nigel before he was memed, you fucking pleb, you are accusing me of what you are doing, you had probably never heard of him before he got memed.

>>37947440
99% of brits are cuckold bitches

i hate british people so damn much

>>37947558
you care enough to come post in a british thread though?

Fuck off underage yank

>>37947543
I live in Kent you utter retard, I can guarantee I knew of him before you did.

>>37947569
im european

fuck britain and fuck british people

>>37947558
So do most of the world. It's that insecurity you all get from knowing you were once under the heel of her majesty, the Queen.

>>37947434
>admits to using plebbit

average british cancer poster

>>37947558
he's right tbqh famalam

>>37947583
Im Biritsh, sorry we kicked your collective asses for so long.

>>37947577
you dumb fucking bitch, i have always loved nigel

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>>37947593
t. frequent poster on r/the_donald

>>37947602
there was never a real war between my country and britain :^)

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>>37947617
i've never posted on plebbit you fucking moron, unlike you who post on /r/cuckold daily

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>Tfw awake during the day so have to deal with underage posters

>>37947628
yeah you were too pussy to even try m8

>>37947628
>never went to war with Britain

Nevermind then, you can't be one of the important countries.

>>37947583
>im european
That's even worse. Still gotta use our language to use this site though don't you. ;)

>>37947639
I'm older than you, manlet.

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They hate us cause they ain't us lads

>>37947648
Only because of american influnce, don't flatter yourself.

>>37947639
Honestly where did you gain the balls to think you have the right to talk down to any one at all?

>>37947654
youre not ruling on shit except on what processed food your gonna spend your next welfare check on

>>37947638
I literally mentioned I only posted on r/ooer, and even then infrequently.
I get the feeling you're not very bright.

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>>37947682
>i admittedly post on plebbit but you are the plebbitor!!!

What is this kind of autism called?

>>37947667
They use our language because of us. It's ok. Your non name European country is surely better. ;)

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>>37947387
>tells someone to go back to r*ddit while using r*ddit spacing

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>>37947700
You were so cucked by americans that you invented a new retarded way of speaking your own language. You got language cucked. Americans kept the original pronounciation while you invented a new one because you're so far up your own asshole that you felt the need to distance yourself in whatever way possible from the only good thing you ever created, the USA.

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>>37947729
That's not even plebbit spacing, plebbit nigger.

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>>37947697
>infrequently
Learn to read friend, it's a very valuable skill.

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>>37946985
only a couple of years till sky take over, feels bad man

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>>37947750
You're incredibly autistic, and a plebbitor to boot. Wow what a weird coincidence!

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>>37947742
>"DURRR IT CALLED FALL COZ LEEF FALL DOWN!!1!!11!!1!!!"
>the only good thing you ever created, the USA
You're obviously a yank, now fuck off and leave us be, you were our most hilarious mistake, far from the "only good thing we ever created"

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Wish we were as based as the Americans. They've got it all figured out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNMt5BV_7MY
love this bloke

>>37947805
I wonder how low their white population has to get before they gain a sense of self awareness.

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>>37947786
I'm 100% european, britain remains the worst place to live in europe because of shitheads like you. No wonder all the migrants create their own areas, britcucks are fucking insufferable bootlicking cucks who love their slavery

>this shit was uttered by a parliamentary party

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>I'm 100% european, britain remains the worst place to live in europe because of shitheads like you. No wonder all the migrants create their own areas, britcucks are fucking insufferable bootlicking cucks who love their slavery

>cucks

>>37947742
>got language cucked

How dare you. Sarcasm, subtlety, and nuance always existed in the English language, they just never made it into American-English on account of tiny American brains.

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>>37947836
Cuck is and will always be a 4chan word, no matter how long you and your ragtag band of legbeared lesbian whores brigade this website

>>37947854
how old are you and how long have you been coming to 4chan? Let me guess

>16 or 17
>2015 or 2016

>>37947828
Please tell us what beautiful European country you hail from. I'm sure since it's so much better than ours we wont be able to find anything wrong with it.

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>>37947861
im in my mid 20s and ive been here since 2007 :^)

>>37947854
>a 4chan word

Kids say the darndest things.

>>37947854
Cuckold is a very old word.

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>>37947867
I'm from another shitty western european country. Most of them are shitty after all. But you only see britcucks make constant threads on every board where they circlejerk and compete in who can be the biggest gaylord, you people actually take pride in and love your slavery.

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My epilator arrived lads. Opened it in front of mummy and told her what it was. She always seems curious as to what I order online desu. Also told her that I am considering deferring University for a year and she started crying from what I think was happiness. Really do not deserve such a good mummy desu~

>>37947742
>Language evolving = being a cuck
God forbid we still speak like we did back in medieval times m8.

>>37947877
>mid 20s

Sad that you'd feel the need to lie about your age, and even sadder if you're actually telling the truth.

>>37947897
Go away you racist boy thing

>>37947894
Every single /brit/ thread is filled with complaints and talking about issues facing this country. I'm sorry your country is too irrelevant to have it's own thread but dont take it out on us.

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>>37947906
Ouch, that really hurts coming from a britcuckie

>>37947897
"""""happiness"""""

oriori

>>37947877
>He has only being here since '07
watalaff

>>37947918
yeah and all the solutions you ever talk about are literally just regurgitated shit mainstream establishment opinions, youre all dumb as fuck

>hurr tories
>durr labour

if you legitmately support any of these parties you are subhuman

>>37947894
I guess we just feel the need to colonise things.

>>37947897
More like crying with disappointment since you keep putting off things that are good for you and the fact you're still trying to be fem even though you look like a bloke.
You do realise you're gonna turn out like narcissa?

Fuck off anyway with your blog shit you racist lying attention whore.

>>37947941
Go to /britpol/ and ask what they think of these parties.

>>131266354

>sarcasm works best verbally white text stories on the other hand..

>25th of June 2017
>Tilde still thinks people of /britfeel/ care about him
What a bender.

state of this thread.

has sixth form ended for summer already?

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>>37947957
I already know what all you dunces think, all I need to do is to turn on completely legit and reputable BBC and SkyNews and I get all your opinions.

and if someone dissents they get sent to prison for internet hate speech, and all his fellow brticuckers applaud

Remarkably I'm feeling a lot better today
Work is gonna suck, but it sucks most days anyway

>>37947974
The arrogance and narcissism he displays is ridiculous, he really needs to fuck off.
He just ignores criticism and dismisses it as bullying while he shits the thread up or he'll just say you're jealous of him.

>>37947992
You do know the point of bait is to actually bait people? Not say things which make your bait look super fucking obvious.

>>37947992
>admitted his country is also shitty
>wont say what it is
>trolls brits on 4chan who dont share the MSM view on anything
>shit on the MSM and people who watch it
none of your posts have been worthwhile. None of the.

>>37948011
He'll wear himself out soon enough

The tower block behind mine has tested positive for anti-nigger cladding. Would be amazing to watch it from my balcony

>>37948003

Is that you trip lad? What's your plans for the rest of your life?

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>>37948011
im not baiting, im honest, fuck britain

>>37948010
Careful lad, his prison gay fans might have to resort to calling you a paki as they refuse to prove that people who dislike tilde are actually pakis or not.

>>37948010
fuck off paki

oririr

>>37948035
Never do lsd again
The rest will sort itself out

>>37948052
Tell us about the LSD lad.

>>37948052

My last was live streamed a week after Bowies passing, same desu.

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>>37948036
I'm just going to shotgun it and hope I get your country right. Here's French kids at a mosque

>>37948010
>shits the thread up

Ah yes because discussing immigration is always productive for britfeel. What time do you go to mosque today Hasan?

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>>37948036
>>37948081
And here's Germany

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>>37948082
wonder how many of you britcucks are actually muslim

>>37948036
were you one of the little countries we really fucked over? or just a salty member of the commonwealth? EIther way it makes no matter, the hatred Great Britain instills in you is a wonderful demonstartion of our impact in the world.

>>37948081
You don't need to get it right. That's all of Europe soon thanks to them all been so cucked that they let Germany in charge.

Daily reminder that being anti tilde makes you pro Rotherham

ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLISH

>>37948039
Look at that, right on time two of his racist cuck orbiters came out the woodworks.

>Tildes not racist, I'll prove it by being racist

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>>37948036
Here's the Dutch.

>>37948051
>>37948082
>Oh looks, it's another anyone who dislikes Tilde for any reason is a paki episode

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>>37948103
the interaction between our two countries has been limited historically, i dont hate you for your history, i hate you for what you are today. The worst police state in the west, and youre all proud of it

>>37948108
Fine, but coming into the thread and trolling as if we're the only ones whose country is in trouble is just annoying

>>37948120
Fuck off achmed. Tildes going to send you to the gulags you thick paki

>>37948134
Aye but just ignore him lad. The less attention he gets the faster he fucks off.
Can you imagine the state of his country he has to come into /britfeel/ to bitch and make himself feel a bit better.

>>37948132
>limited historically

Sun never set on the empire m8, guarantee we had at least one finger in some of your nations pies.

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>>37948132
>The worst police state in the west

>>37948132
>the interaction between our two countries has been limited historically
>My country was deemed worthless by the British in the past.

KEK

>>37948146
The tragic thing is Tilde does not care about you in the slightest.
He just wants to be given attention and told he's brilliant and all he has to do is repeat the same stock sentences about being proud of you.

It's proven that he's a liar and a racist and that he changes his personality to get more positive attention.

Take a look at yourself and really evaluate whether it's worth defending someone like tilde, who doesn't give you a second thought.

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>>37948152
>we had at least one finger in some of your nations pies.
Almost certainly

>>37948161
I wonder why hate mail never became a crime.
You could at least send physical objects that cause actual violence. Moreso than ones and zeros.

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>>37948168
How shit of a nation do you have to be in order to be ignored by the British Empire at a time when they were invading anyone and anything?

>>37948173
Fuck off you jealous paki tilde is a good lad who makes the threads nicer

you projecting your racial insecurities onto britfeel is the problem husnan

>>37948174
He's from one of these 22 countries.

Not even mad any more, I just feel a great swell of pity.

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>pakis calling tilde a racist as if this somehow is a bad thing

Just been out running then tucked into an M&S chicken arrabiata. Now I feel like absolute shit. Might vomit

>>37948174
>didnt invade chad
REEEEEEEE

>>37948235
People aren't objecting to his racism but his act of being nice when in reality it's proven he doesn't actually care about people, yet the prison gays on this board fall for it.

>>37947239
>I'd like to know how the following voted on Brexit:

>britnormie

I chose to abstain, out of respect for the fact that I don't live in the UK anymore and I don't have any plans to live in the UK again.

i was quite surprised by the result though. It seems to me that Britain shot itself in the foot a bit. But I live in a complete liberal, metropolitan bubble, and I have absolutely no experience of the problems that massive amounts of immigration can have for unskilled workers etc, so who knows. Maybe it will be good for people. I'm fine either way.

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>>37948254
Not many people are nice to me so even if he's faking I'll take what I can get.

>>37948245
Oh balls
Just remembered I was very, very sick in the guest bathroom last night
It was dark and I think I cleaned up most of it but it was a heel of a mess.
Should probably go and check.

>>37948199
He really isn't a good person, his advice is literally just common sense and he can spout the same low effort stock phrases to make him out as this caring individual.
He couldn't give a shit about you and only cares about the attention you provide.

Keep pretending tilde cares for you and flirts with you seriously if you like, but it's pretty pathetic.
If you're willing to ignore the facts that he changes constantly for attention, that's your prerogative.

>>37948235
Notice how he will never defend himself and get you sad little orbiters to do it?

>>37948254
Stupid paki that thinks infidels are incapable of empathy

tilde is a nice person unlike you

>>37948279
If you think your post details tilde as a nice person, you are horribly wrong.

31 years old. no gf ever.

lost contact with school mates years ago. stalk them on facebook. most have enviable lives, most have kids and are married now.

left is me. friendless, poor, living in a shared house with 9 romanians. working mon-fri, all work no play. no wonder i turned from a 'good boy' to an alcoholic pothead. guess the only surprise is im still here

>>37948462

Have you considered adopting a wacky personality and posting with an anime avatar?

I've left my universal credit diary journal to the last minute so I'm now filling out jobs for the last two weeks. I sure hope my advisor doesn't notice I haven't logged on in two weeks.

My mum is kicking me out for being left wing because she doesn't understand how debate works.

I genuinely never seen my life going in this direction.

>>37947239
>I'd like to know how the following voted on Brexit:
>shipad

I not only voted leave, but helped the leave campaign in my area. I went up to one of the vote leave stands and asked if they needed a hand, and I ended up doing a bit of leafleting for them. When I was at the stand I had a group of purple haired women come up and shouted a load of buzzwords at me (racist, sexist blah blah)

>xi
I'm one of the 3 xi posters, and one of the other xi posters voted leave too

Poleaboo supported leave, although I don't remember him saying whether he actually voted or not.

Tilde previously said he voted leave.

>>37948462
How did you fuck it up like this lad?

Epilated my face. Did not hurt as much as I thought it would. Fairly happy with the result but I need to work on my technique

>>37948514
It is a lot easier to record them on paper because they cannot prove you are faking it. I do not think they can force you to do it online but they get very annoyed, might be worth asking your work coach and say it is more convenient for you desu. Hope it goes well for you though lad, remember to report back!

>>37948584
well im sure you can go live with your muslim friends

>>37948658
Tilde will you please fuck off you racist lying attention whore

>>37948592
Why did you voted to leave? I could understand why, but just curious to hear your main reason behind it.

not a britfag btw

>>37948732
It's because he's a low intelligence van driver.

>>37948743
Kek this smug bollocks is exactly why you lost.

>>37948768
No, the reason leave won is because most people are thick and uneducated

>>37948768
I mean he's not wrong though.
You are a van driver and you are low intelligence.

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>>37948804
>tell people they're thick for voting leave
>they get pissed and vote just to spite you
>wow how could this happen fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>>37948848
Cutting your nose off to spite your face is a dumb move.
Are you really admitting that you are dumb and should have been left alone?

>>37948869
I voted as a protest against the status quo. Plus I don't like the idea of being ruled by unelected officials.

>>37948848
>tell people they're thick for voting leave
>they get pissed and vote just to spite you

Just proves how thick they are. Imagine voting out of "spite" against people who are more intelligent than you. That's the stupidest thing possible. Those people are even stupider than the ones who thought it was genuinely a good idea. Thanks for proving my point.

>>37948886
What don't you like about the status quo?

If you're ever up in court, an unelected official will decide how long you go to jail for. Isn't that a bigger problem and we should be campaigning for an elected judiciary?

>>37948848
>voting out of spite because you're dumb

wew lad you aren't helping prove your point there

>>37948848
>don't vote leave as it'll fuck you over
>heh, I'll show you

Truly the height of intellectualism.

Lads be honest, how many of you are pakis?

>>37948919
The sad thing is, it's the people who are too poor and too stupid to adapt who will suffer the most. The exact same people who voted leave because they are too weak to compete in a globalised economy.

>>37948950
Oh no lad.
Don't tell them the truth, they're going to call you a brown persons name!!!

>>37948732
I could see virtually no benefit of being in the EU, and many reasons to leave. We'd no longer have to pay a membership fee, and specifically we wouldn't be subsidising countries that loathe us (the eastern Euro ones)

We'd be able to control and reduce immigration, and we'd no longer have the EU overruling British laws. I even voted leave expecting things to be slightly worse initially because I was happy to wait for the long term benefit, but nothing bad has happened in my life as a result of the vote so far.

I also live (well lived) in an area that used to have a very high Eastern Euro population, but a good 60-70% of them have gone home now anyway, I wasn't expecting the results of brexit to happen so fast.

>>37948843
the post you replied to wasnt me, although the contempt of the remain campaign for low wage workers certainly didn't help their cause.

took me about 7 minutes to solve the captcha, what is up with it today?

>>37948974
The irony is that it seems like most pakis actually voted leave, judging by the voting figures in paki areas.

>>37948982
>No benefit

What about frictionless trade lad? Surely that's a massive benefit.

>>37949000
Frictionless trade with a small portion of the world at the cost of increased friction with the rest of it

>>37949000
These people seem to think everyone and their mum will be begging us for super trade deals when we leave. Delusional really.

>>37949000

The EU isn't needed for that, a simple bilateral trade agreement will do. The EU also prevents us from doing trade deals with other countries outside.

>>37948296
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey pakilo

>>37948584
she made the right choice >>37948592

Never minded the EU overriding our government really, when it came to shit like civil liberties they always tried to stop ours from doing anything too authoritarian.

They also invested a lot of money in shit areas to try and make them less shit. Westminster is going to let places like Cornwall, the North and Wales rot. NI might get lucky and survive because of the DUP.

>>37949039

was you meant to quote me at the end?

>>37949006
Actually there was less friction with the rest of the world, because the EU also has deals with a lot of other countries.

Now we'll have to negotiate our own deals, which will take a long time and won't necessarily be better.

>>37949008
Yeah, I think that any deals we get will have huge conditions attached. The most delusional ones are those who think we'll get a great deal with America, despite the fact Trump is a nationalist and only cares about his own people. If he has us over a barrel, he'll fuck us.

>>37949020
>simple
>trade agreement

Making yourself look very ill-informed here. There's nothing simple about international trade. These agreements take years.

getting dangerously close

what do I do

I just want a zx6r so I can kill myself without it being suspicious

>>37949053
The Chinese and Indians have essentially told us to fuck off too unless we change our attitude to immigration.

Not sure who we're going to be signing a great trade deal with now, Rwanda? Bolivia? Fuck knows.

>>37949053

It's a lot simpler than being in the EU.

If the EU offered us the following

>No membership fee
>No free movement of people
>EU laws doesn't take precedence over British law

then remaining in the EU would have been acceptable, they weren't willing to offer that, so we made the right decision to leave.

>>37948462
>living with 9 Romanians
Lad your life sounds interesting as fuck like some sort of whacky sitcom. Who cares if you don't have a family or no friends, your life is a work of art

>>37949068
Surely any bike would work if you plan to kill yourself?

>>37949068

There are better ways to end your life lad

If any of you haven't gone over to legacy captcha, I seriously recommend it

Recaptcha: 3-4 minutes
Legacy: 5-15 seconds

>>37949076
What you wanted is basically the same as not being in the EU anyway.

>>37949068
or you just break your neck and have to sit in a chair with no control of your body.

>>37949104

Exactly, so we may as well just leave

>>37942775
What makes you think Canada, a version of our country that's worse in all aspects, is a better idea?

>>37949052
I made a mistake all right you cunt let it go for once

>>37949101
Legacy is annoying though because you have to constantly reply to people and remove the (you) or the legacy won't activate

Better than spending 20+ seconds waiting for a fucking "verify" button and for the "disappearing images" bug to fuck off

>>37949143
Australia or NZ seem the only real choices

was anyone else as chav in their teens or childhood? i remember being a chav from the ages of 12-15.

>>37949180
Yea I was, and I couldn't even finger any slags on the local park when I was a chav.

Doomed to failure

>>37949180
No my parents raised me to be polite, dressed me properly and all that.

>>37949191
Well lar de dar you posh wanker

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>>37949084
No, only the ones fast enough will be good.

Slamming into brick wall at 50mph isn't as good as 150mph.

>>37949180
>tfw robot mates from primary school became chavs in secondary school
i felt betrayed

>>37949198
Why is not acting like a piece of shit a bad thing m80?

>>37949076
>It's a lot simpler than being in the EU

No, no it isn't. It's much, much more complicated. We have to start from scratch now. Think about it.

>>37949180
I speak like a chav and swear every other word but I've always been a good boy.

>>37949180
No, I went to private school so I never even saw a chav unless I went into town.

>>37949237
We'll have much less clout now too, we have much less power than a lot of Brexiters like to think we do.

>>37949242
>swear every other word
Know a lad in work who does this, everyone thinks he's a retard who can't talk properly.

>brexit talk on MY britfeel

As if it wasn't bad enough that we've had this shit all over the media for the past 12 months

>>37949180
can't remember being part of any group at school, probably why I ended up here.

>>37949250
Yeah there's a lot of "We'll be fine! We're Britain, we're the best country!"

Being patriotic is good but you also have to be realistic. We're not any different from France or Italy, and I am sure if the position was reversed we'd all be like "holy shit they are fucked now"

>>37949261
I don't do it in public, though. When I'm outside my demeanor changes completely and I become like a timid little mouse.

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To whom this may concern to say
Don't wait for love to come your way
Don't waste your time
Make up your mind
And make it happen

I don't know why you sit around
I only know if love is gone
Don't sit alone with your pride
Listen to me and you would see
Just how fine your romance could be

WE HAVE A BOARD FOR THIS SHIT
REEEEEEE

>>37949281
Papers regularly big us up in the average pleb's mind so it's no surprise people have delusions of grandeur about how strong we are.

>>37949187
>and I couldn't even finger any slags on the local park when I was a chav.

same lad. think i was only a chav though because it was the norm where i live. the only none chavvy people were the emos/goths. wish i was confident back then and knew how to fight, i could have been shagging girls all the time.

>>37949206
i did not even know what a chav was until about 14. it was only until emo/goth kids starting calling people chavs that i knew what one was.

>>37949242
i think being a chav is basically wearing particular clothes and using a lot of slang.

>>37949267
i was part of the gamer group

Has anyone here used Eurostar?

Knowing that check in closes 30 minutes before departure, how long should I allow from arriving at St Pancras, to getting over the checkin line?

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>>37949300
Likes your rimes lad.

>>37949323
https://youtu.be/8oNs9yuB3-o?t=25m13s

Music is the only thing that stops me from ending it all haha.

>tfw no confidence to pursue coventry lad

Greatest anime love story will go unfinished

>>37949361

Which coventry lad? I'm from Coventry, do you mean me?

Now getting to the age where people younger than me are finding great success. Don't like getting older.

Even worse almost all anime protagonists are now younger than me.

Just posting to see if I am still banned

>>37949319
Depends how you are getting there. It takes about 20 minutes to get from the tube to the train, depending on the line.

If you're in a cab or getting someone to drop you off, it's a lot faster though, if they get the door that's nearest the eurostar platforms.

>>37949375
I know what you mean mate. It winds me up that people younger than me are millionaires.

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>>37949374
The one whose first name begins with an A

>>37949375
I used to get around this by playing games with "older protagonists"

These older protagonists are like 30 and that's still younger than me

Can't win

>go on tinder because i am horny
>get two matches
>message them
>one replies after i have wanked

dont even know what to say now.


the captures on 4chan are getting ridiculous. puts me off using it.

>>37949376
What were u banned for lad?

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>>37949424
Now you can look at them objectively and not be controlled by your dick

>>37949414
Are you the 31 year old? I want to know your story mate. How did you end up in this wretched state?

>>37949414
Think a lot of the 'adult' protagonists in anime these days are at most 25.

A lot of the stuff I read from when I was younger had people who were 22-24 portrayed as the old ones in the group.

I was looking back through my old stuff the other day and found my old copies of Love Hina. I read that shitloads when I was 13, realised now I'm older than the main character was after a time skip epilogue where he has a career and is marrying his childhood waifu.

>>37949459
I am 31... but I'm not sure what you mean by "the 31"

I doubt I'm the only one

>>37949457
she is good looking but i still dont know what to say. i have no "Game".

>>37949475
The one who lives with the romanians.

>>37949464
Just read lotr. Frodo is like 40 or something in that

>>37949489
No, that's not me

Sounds awful though

>>37942260
>burn they're house down to get a free luxury apartment
Calling it now this will definitely happen in the next few years.

They should be rehoused but giving them such an upgrade in a country where so much of your status is based around your house is insane.

>>37949490
In Hobbit years, that's like 17 though.

>tfw not a hobbit

Monster Reef (Pitcher Only)

2x bottles Orange & Passion fruit Reef, 1x 25ml Archers Peach Schnapps, 1x 25ml Cointreau orange liqueur, 1x 25ml Blue Bols, soda water

2/3 fill a pitcher with ice and add the Reef. Add the Archers, Cointreau and Blue Bols (IN THAT ORDER) then quickly top up to the two pint line with soda water. DO NOT STIR (you should see the effect the first time you make this cocktail, it's great!) Add 3 wedges of lime.

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Greggs and subway is shit, made this myself

>>37949503
Where are these apartments?

I hope it's in a posh as fuck white area

>>37949507
Is it though? Wasn't Bilbo only still alive at 111 because of the ring?

>>37949424
>the captures on 4chan are getting ridiculous. puts me off using it.

I mentioned that this morning, for one of my posts in took 7 fucking minutes just to get through the captcha

go to legacy captcha in settings

>>37949521
It's in Kensington, down the road from where they were.

>>37949511
I wouldn't brag about that lad

>>37949511
Bet it tastes a billion times better, all fast food is terrible and you objectively get the best deal by making your own food, good on you unlike a lot of cucks here who buy fast food to takeaways.

>>37949528
Yea, Hobbits live a more "childlike" life. They mature quite a bit slower than regular folk.

>>37949511
Bread looks a bit too thick desu but otherwise looks good. Not enough salad for me tho

>>37949451
I was underage apparently

>>37949319
I'd easily arrive an hour+ early for eurostar

>>37949464
Wish there was more anime about old losers.

>>37949521
>Where are these apartments?
One of the richest parts of the country, it's in the local area but it's the sort of place you need two six figure incomes to live in

>>37949625
An hour early is fine. You don't need more than that.

>>37949511
What's in it lad? desu

>>37949646
Same place as where their old apartment was then.

>>37949559
that's only true of you do it regularly, if you have to buy the fresh ingredients every time to make the odd takeaway replica. then it doesn't necessarily work out cheaper.
unless youre on of those anons that buys from very expensive takeaways.

also it doesn't mean healthier either if all youre doing is replicating what the takeaway does.
a curry made at home is no different that one done in the takeaway.

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I need to make a Normiebook account lads. How do I get people to add me?

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>>37949652
ciabatta bread - bacon - shallots - mustard and ketchup - bit of cheese and bit of parsley throw on

is there a way to reverse this damage? pic related

>>37949661
You're ignoring the fact their social housing was a complete anomaly on the area though, London has changed a lot since they were erected. E.g the block they are moving into has a built in gym and cinema and if you live there you have to pay 15K a year upkeep for the building. That fee alone is more than some of these families will be brining in at all.

If there is no other suitable housing then new social housing should be built instead... or maybe that's the hope they they don't have to replace that block with actual social housing and can shove another posh block of million pound flats there.