/britfeel/

What's everyone up to today? :)

That wank just cured my no bf feels

I wish post wank apathy could be bottled. This shit cures everything

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>3 out of 4 tournaments won on Tekken
I got some right salt earlier. I pulled back the final and in response to my 'Gg' I got a 'fck u' and ragequit/ closed the lobby down. What a baby.

>>37952623
Who ya maining?

>>37952634
It's my old son King. It's not as though I used a throw chain either; I don't think I used any grapples the whole match except a shining wizard and a suplex

>>37952613
only been up an hour and a half. just had a wake and bake, listening to some oldschool niche. about to go for a wank then going to get my pencils and paper out and have a doodle.
what you upto lad. owt good

Lads how long does it usually take to get my first ESA payment? Do I get it after I fill in the forms they send in the post and send that off or do I get it after I do the phonecall claim

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>tfw just masturbating to some khajiit porn when some people on a hill saw me through the window

I feel like calling some randomer a cunt and telling them to fuck off.

Could somebody give me a random post from another board?

>>37952674
throw chains don't work against good people anyway

You can sometimes fit some giant swings in there though. Those piss people off something rotten because of the insane damage.

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>>37952674
Is King your husbando?

>>37952696
You might need to go to an examination first.

It'll all be back paid to your application date though if you pass

>>37952705

fuck off cunt, do your own work

>Great tier
Large dogs
>Good tier
Very large dogs
>OK tier
Medium dogs
>Shit tier
Small dogs
>Absolute garbage tier
Very small dogs

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>>37952703
>Having the curtains open when you're wanking

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>>37952722
I like to sneak in a cheeky tombstone if I can. Why do I hear a lot of noise about the GS but no one seems to use the F5? It's practically the same damage, but keeps them close. Same command as well, just 2 rather than 1.

>>37952739
No, because that would be pic related. there is literally nothnig wrong with bara though.

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>bought a meme chink phone last night
>it's not come yet

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>>37952762
Big dogs are shit tier
Small dogs are God tier

>>37952690
That sounds like a proper way to spend a Sunday. Tbh I'm finishing off work shit I didn't have time to actually get done during the week. Wagecucked myself into spending my sunday doing unpaid work.

>>37952762
All dogs are god tier except Chihuahuas, Pugs and Shitbulls.

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>>37952613
Half cleaned my room before giving up. Watched some Shirobako and now playing some Digimon desu. Will probably make something to eat soon too~

>>37952789
gtfo chihuahua fag

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>>37952762
Woah woah, lad. None of those are correct!

Here's the proper tier list:

>Greatest top tier
Every single dog except pugs

>shit tier
>pug

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I HOPE IT AINT YOU
I HOPE IT AINT YOU
TO LET ME DOWN
DONT FAIL ME NOW
IM RUNNING THIN
AND I JUST BEGIN
TO WONDER WHEN
YOU'LL LET ME IN IN IN

>>37952745
Isn't that how you get the full amount though? after 13 weeks? It says you get 60 bong a week before you have to go to an examination

>>37952808
I don't like chihau tbqh, I just like that picture

I prefer toy breeds, and thinks like morkies

1And the third day there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee; and the mother of Jesus was there:
2And both Jesus was called, and his disciples, to the marriage.
3And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine.
4Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.
5His mother saith unto the servants, Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it.
6And there were set there six waterpots of stone, after the manner of the purifying of the Jews, containing two or three firkins apiece.
7Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them up to the brim.
8And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the feast. And they bare it.
9When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the water knew;) the governor of the feast called the bridegroom,
10And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now.
11This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth his glory; and his disciples believed on him.
12After this he went down to Capernaum, he, and his mother, and his brethren, and his disciples: and they continued there not many days.
13And the Jews' passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem,
14And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting:
15And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;
16And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise.
17And his disciples remembered that it was written, The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up

>>37952801
Get the fuck out you racist lying attention whore
Thanks lad

>>37952771
It's just trees and long grass behind my house, I didn't think anyone would bother going there.

>>37952809
Good boy,would pet if the owner let me.

>>37952801
Good work Tildo, still playing some Tekken? really looking forward to my weekend myself, which is of course on Monday. Going to hit the vodka and Kiniro Mosaic, it's going to be great. Watching for the first time. 2 episodes in so far.

>>37952820
small dogs are universally assholes

>>37952825
18Then answered the Jews and said unto him, What sign shewest thou unto us, seeing that thou doest these things?
19Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.
20Then said the Jews, Forty and six years was this temple in building, and wilt thou rear it up in three days?
21But he spake of the temple of his body.
22When therefore he was risen from the dead, his disciples remembered that he had said this unto them; and they believed the scripture, and the word which Jesus had said.
23Now when he was in Jerusalem at the passover, in the feast day, many believed in his name, when they saw the miracles which he did.
24But Jesus did not commit himself unto them, because he knew all men,
25And needed not that any should testify of man: for he knew what was in man.

>>37952754

I'm literally giving you power and you're throwing it back in my face? You fucking cunt. You utter fucking cunt. I shit on your mother's grave.

>>37952839
No they're not. It's just small breeds are mainly raised by women, and women suck at training dogs.

>>37952839
I like daschunds partly because they are assholes

>>37952839
Can confirm. Family friend's yorkie used to attack my feet for no reason.

>>37952857
>>37952858
when will dog manlets ever learn

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>tfw new pound coins are shit

>tfw mummy may is fucked

>tfw no gf

>>37952791
that sounds shit lad. you'll have to spend a day at work next week doing nothing to try and restore some balance.

>>37952837
Not much lately. Been putting it off because I am going to have to spend ages in practice mode desu. Never watched kiniro mosaic but I feel like I should for Karen desu. Why don't you get the typical weekend off lad? And I really hope you enjoy it!

Lads, please tell me what you're eating for dinner tonight.

I'm having chicken en croute.

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>>37952889
>my uni accomodations vending machine STILL hasn't been updated for the new quids
>it took my quid yesterday and all I wanted was a can of coke

>>37952930
sunday pork roast

>>37952930
I just had vegetable curry.

>>37952930
I'm having chicken on POOte hah ah

>>37952930
Just had beef sweet and sour. Just noticed it's a sunday and mummy didn't make us a roast. What the fuck is this shit, it's not the muzzies ruining our traditions and culture, it's our very own.

>>37952907
Yeah, only really watching it for memes. I'm not much into moe except for Azumanga but this seems to have a nice lighthearted feel, plus the Engrish is a laugh. Unfortunately I work of a Saturday and this week and next it's Sunday as well. Really busy next week actually so I'll have to make the most of it. As for Tekken, yes practice mode but get plenty of video watching in as well. I find myself watching hours of the stuff each day just trying to really learn the minutiae. Never got into a game like that before. Lorefagging and Souls build stuff notwithstanding.

>>37952930
Haven't the foggiest, normies are getting pissed downstairs and they always brawl when they're pissed

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>>37951868
there isn't any pakis where I live, I don't venture elsewhere either so don't encounter them often. There is a lot of eastern europeans though, and desu when they are stood around you can feel nothing but fear at the fact they're upto no good. There was a pajeet sat opposite me in my foundation maths room and I couldn't stop giggling when he spoke so had to cover my mouth with my coat.

>>37952265
I've given it much thought, and after sleeping all day again and waking up miserable I can say i'll probably kill myself next year around turning 25 if i'm in a no better place, don't feel like theres any hope now but I'm giving it a chance for a bit.

>>37952930
Roast chicken del mummy

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>all booked up for the TBG conference
>meeting up with mates I have not seen in years
>guy you see to book time off from work has not been in for a week
>will only have monday to find him
>thinking of just pulling a sickie
been practising throwing up by thinking about chugging menstrual fluid.
>will do so on monday so to complete the charade

>>37953001
moe is one of the best characters though, he's the original robot

This nioh game is too hard. Think I'm going to sell it. The bosses are a fucking piss take and they just stress me out. Can't enjoy it being this hard.

How can I work up the courage to just move to another country with no plan and wing it?

Pakis do it every day.

Hiding in my room whilst my brothers birthday party is in full swing downstairs.

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>>37953098
desu lad I died to the first time you meet 2 guards outside, but I've completed every souls game released so I should be able to do it right? I don't have the will or patience to learn a "different" fighting system though. Doesn't it have multiplayer or is that a false

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>>37953134
How to find courage to go downstairs? My mum is very irritating too so that adds another layer to the frustration.

>>37953113
I did it a few years back when I was 18 and had no prospects in life. I'm 25 and back in Britbong now though, you learn to miss this place when you move abroad

>I will never experience a Greggs after going 5 years without one again

>>37953029
You don't plan suicide like that, you don't want to kill yourself and you wont, and that's not something to be ashamed of but something you should see and celebrate about yourself, your body and mind, not wanting to kill yourself.

>>37952930
cheese and bacon pasta bake. that's all I've got

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Who the fuck is this twat and why is he on my pepsi?

>>37953213
It's Ribnaldo he's the bestest footballer at the moment

>>37953161
of course I don't but I can't see myself wanting to live either - Some days are torture and unbearable. Maybe normies don't but but I'm barely alive now at near 24, I don't think i'll be able to handle aging or getting any further down if I'm not in a better place after a year it'll be truly hopeless

>>37953240

WTF!! I love his kicks now!

>>37953142
i died to them too. once i understood the game play, i found the levels to be difficult but manageable. the bosses however are a fucking piss take. i have just spent about an hour and a half trying to beat some boss with balls on his hands. im not going to play this anymore. i know this game is just going to stress me out too much. i dont have the time to put into something that i cant even enjoy. kinda pissed me off because i enjoy some aspects of it. i play games to have fun and reward myself, i cant have fun with this.

i dont know if its multiplayer.

>>37954682
>>37954861

wonder what they will be

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I've been talking to someone from China for the past few weeks and I've concluded that China is the most advanced nation on earth. Way more advanced than we are.

I am planning a trip there and I was worried about not being able to get cash out. The usual answer to this is to just take a couple of thousand in cash, but that has risks. The other option was to open a HSBC account as they have branches in China.

But the guy I was talking to just showed me an app for my phone I can load money onto from credit card and then I pay by scanning a QR code.

I said that surely not everywhere accepts QR code, and he said he's not seen real money for months.

Pic related: A begger that accepts QR payment.

>>37953336
Why have you concluded that China's the most advanced?

It's the guy yesterday who was having difficulty playing comfy vidya due to his shitty attention span.

Last night I managed to play skyrim for about 3 hours. I actually enjoyed myself! Also, whilst I was playing all of my anxiety and agitation slipped away. It was so weird. I think being able to concentrate on something was really good for my mental health.

Actually looking forward to playing a couple more hours later tonight desu.

>>37953336
may be advanced but its a shit hole too. the amount of human rights abuses, and homeless people there is fucking disgusting.

>>37953336
Nice bait Xi

>>37953336

Holland have card only or phone paying only supermarkets its to take control away from the people. I was hoping the cypto thing was a fad but it's just another form of control :(

>>37953378
>shitty attention span
Unplug your internet every other day desu. It's hard to concentrate on a single task when there's literally infinite new content 2 clicks away.

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>>37953365
Because in Britain our market stalls don't even accept card.

In China market stalls accept phone

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>>37953428
>unplug internet
>read book for 30seconds
>get bored and plug the internet back in

>>37953469
technology isnt everything lad.

you sound very materialistic

to the anons in the last thread.

>>37952526
I don't think you're being fair anon.

The government did this to me to cut costs, The job was forced on me by the JCP and they basically told me that if I didn't stay in the job I was completely fucked.

As a result of being forced into work I've more than tripled my anti-anxiety medication intake. I get almost daily panic attacks and I'm so stressed out and depressed I'm not eating. the thought of it makes me feel sick.

I think probably the worst of it is leaving the house in the morning or evening depending on my shift pattern. I get so far up my street and then I start to panic and start walking back. I start sweating and shit starts spinning. Sometimes I start crying but I have to pull through it because if I don't I know I'll loose what little I have.

I now weigh 8st 6lb in spite of being a 5'11 male. I have no friends, what little family I have now live hundreds of miles away.


>>37952587
JCP Pretty much forced the job on me lad.

>>37953428
>>37953498
I have the same problem as Ebin. There's not doubt I have internet/screen addiction issues.

The first thing I do when I wake up, before showering or brushing my teeth or anything else, is go on my laptop. And then besides few very short breaks I'm pretty much on it for 16 hours until I sleep.

Wonder whether it's fucking my brain up.

>>37953380
Once they get all that sorted they're going to accelerate away from the west at breakneck speed.

They are better than us on materialistic things. We're only superior on philosophical things.

>friend gets a 2014 car with 60k miles on it on finance for 14k pounds
>crashes it in under a year, write off
>insurance is sketchy as fuck, they will sell the car for parts and whatever is left he still has to pay
>tells me today he is getting a new car, a 2015 corsa for 8k pounds on finance. has barely even begun to pay off his first car
>tells me he is going to get a credit card to pay the deposit on it
>sees no problems possibly arising from this

i dont get it, i asked him why he doesnt just get an old car outright for less than a grand , which he would then actually own, but he just avoided the question

>>37953243
>I don't think i'll be able to handle aging or getting any further down
Years ago you would have said 'I wouldn't be able to handle being a mid 20s failure, I'll kill myself before then'. People who have no interest in actually killing themselves always put these deadlines down.

>>37953498
just listen to an audiobook fag

>>37953668
>literally every normie ever

It's not going to be a smooth ride the next few years we are up to 7.8 billion people the temperature is pushing the boundaries of the extremes and fishing stocks are at an all time low at least we don't live in hurricane alley r-right lads

>>37953728

its not been a smooth ride for the last 27 years for me dessy

>tfw consistently can't spell 'necessarily'

>>37953668

Bet he's the same kind of cunt that gets a payday loan the second he gets paid.

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>>37953668
>>37953717
I had an ex who was always broke even though she had a part time job, student loans and lived in a shitty student flat. Turned out it was because she was paying off multiple credit card and payday loan debts from years before. She was only 20.

>>37953668
Some people are fucking careless with money. Kid i worked with at my last job told me he had the bailiffs come round trying to collect 1200 he borrowed to buy two iPhones.

>>37953779
yeah. normies just want to live in the present

>>37953783
unreal, im still using an old shitty phone with a broken screen from years ago. when it finally breaks im just gonna get some burner for 20 quid
cant see how people can possibly justify the prices on new smartphones

>>37953689
I never did really think that, always thought something would turn out for the best. But the older I get I can feel myself losing inhibition and becoming more sick on downs, if I can't change it I don't see many alternatives. Its not really a deadline just an observation


>>37953702
too easy to lose track and thought

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>>37953378
Well done senpai, getting lost in a vidya world is more relaxing than the internet. Any idea what skills you're going to focus on or are you just winging it? The meme is everyone ends up being a stealth archer but I always gravitate to Conjuration/Alteration.
Also Elf masterace.

>>37953783
People and smartphones. You can get a decent one these days for less that 200 quid but no, they gotta drop 600 upfront or pay an extra 30 quid a month on their contract for an iPhone.

>>37953213
sergio aguero you fucking nerd

It's weird how in this day and age it's possible to be bored. In a few clicks I can have a new movie, album, video game yet I still spend my days enduring mind numbing boredom

>>37953946
All this Instant gratification has probably fucked up our wiring.

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lads should I just get cancer?
he looks so sweet

State your age britfeel

>>37954013
be gone, pedo!

>>37953946
Mass consumption doesn't fulfill us

>>37954013
20 next month family

>>37954013

twenty-seven and a half laddy

>>37954037
this

original x10

>>37954013
26, over half way through my life at the moment.

>>37954013
24, 25 in November

stop using internet it will ruin your life I am trappen in this thread now

gonna play some edf 4.1 on the ps4 lads, love that game

>>37954110
are you that guy with the 76IQ?

>>37954013
34 desuuuu

unoriginal

>>37954110
Have fun m8y

>>37954110
Haven't played 4.1 yet but EDF is great

>>37953982

How does stopping chemo slow cancer.

>>37954013
23 laddo

feel like 60 though.

>>37954169
Yeah is this a sort of last wish type of thing.

>>37954129
no i am not a potato

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>Not expecting a delivery until tomorrow
>Someone knocks this morning
>"Fuck it it's probably someone for my mother"
>Go downstairs later
>"Hey we tried to deliver this but you weren't home, we'll try again tomorrow"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Now I have constant anxiety I'll miss the second attempt at delivery and it won't go away until I get my package.

>>37954169
I suppose the intensity of the treatment, stress etc on the body might amplify the spread of cancer in more hopless cases? idk kev

>>37953982
>18 year old
Fucking hell I thought he was 12 year old. Bit less cute when he's thinking about creampieing her and mixing jam inside on that table.

>>37954164
its fun lad, although im fairly sure that a couple of the missions are literally impossible on inferno
cant wait for edf 5

>tfw you will never be stranded on a island paradise with beautiful femboy natives

>>37954169
its just poorly written, its supposed to say that Chemo slows the spread of his cancer but hes opted out of it

>>37954213
don't be mean to dead sophiefriend

>>37954169
Doesn't make too much sense.

Perhaps the chemo has stopped working, and the negative side effects negate the benefit of keeping him on it. I don't know.

>>37952793

this but I'd add poodles

not sure about sausage dogs, they're kinda banging in their own way

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I had a dream last night where there was a plane crash and when they announced the list of victims, they were mostly britfeel regulars

>>37954272
>the day britfeel died

>>37954272
F. Who died/ survived? I hope ebin was ok.

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>>37954272
>>37954317
>i'll never die in a horrible plane crash because I'm too scared to get on the plane or the airport for that matter

>>37954272
>they were mostly britfeel regulars
chuckling at a newscaster reeling off everyone by their britfeel names

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>>37954272
>tfw going on holiday in 3 weeks and i feel scared

>>37954336
>tfw posting on a gregorian ruler measuring forum was your greatest achievement

>>37954335
Did you have a traumatic experience on an aeroplane or are you just a pussy?

>>37952573

heat wave?

overcast all fucking day this weekend

it's like it's going back to fucking winter already

>>37954356
>>tfw going on holiday in 3 weeks and i feel scared

Me too anon, where are you going? I'm going to Paris

>>37954336
>one body was indentified by it's incrediblely foul odor...
>...posted on the racist alt right pepe sharing network under the name of 'ebin'

>>37954389

>going to paristan

id be fucking bricking it lad

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>>37954365
I haven't travelled anywhere as an adult, furthest I went as a kid is blackpool. I don't have a passport and I'm scared of even catching the small regional train or bus so the latter.

I really don't get it the obsession with holidaying tbqh, seems normies just want to spend their paychecks going to places

Any of you lads got any good holiday locations that aren't in fucking Spain or on a Spanish island?

>>37954335
>I'll never die in a plane crash because I'm too scared of dying
Really made me think

>>37954409

I mentioned about this trip before, I'm actually going to quite a bad area as well, my hotel can actually been seen in one of the images in this article

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4488862/French-Police-evacuate-1-600-migrants-Paris-camps.html

I asked about this on the /fr/ thread on int and they said it'd be too dangerous to walk through that area and to get a taxi instead.

>>37954432
ye, went cephalonia once

>>37954432
unironically tokyo

>>37954417
>tfw there will never be an Ebin beach episode

>>37954448
>Greece
Knew it. Why does everyone in this miserable island either go to Spain or Greece for holiday?

>>37952573
Hello /britfeel/
thanks for existing
I used to lurk your threads for a while, and three years later, I am happy to see that the threads still exist

>>37954432
Prague's pretty good. Nice old city, interesting history, lots of good beer, most people speak English pretty well there, not too pricey.

>>37954452
I live within a minute of a relatively nice beach

>>37954469
because it's cheap and easy
went to mexico once aswell

>>37952573
Is asexuality common in Brit? I met two off AVEN but I'm hoping there's more.

>>37954528
>I'm a virgin but want to pretend it's by choice

yeah they're common

have five quid to last until the 30th

yikes this is a tough week lads

>>37954450
I was considering somewhere in Europe really. I want to go on holiday somewhere interesting though, Switzewrland or the south of France or something of the sort. Sitting on a beach in swealtering heat doesn't really appeal to me.

>>37954471
Czech Republic seems like it could be nice, yeah. I really just want a nice place to go and relax without having to sweat my bollocks off or have Chavlings running about screaming their bastard lungs off.

>>37954432
i went to washington dc to check out the museums, was really fucking good actually, especially back when the dollar was cheap as shit, it was like a home away from home

just got a kfc delivered
what a time to be alive

>>37954389
Spain

original commentary in this here /britfeel/ thread

preparing for us a meal
or
preparing a meal for us

>>37954629
Surely the latter? Don't think I've ever heard anyone say the first phrase.

>>37954629
the latter ffs, ebin

>>37954629
either but the second one is more easily understood.

>>37954607
They do that themselves or did you have to get one of those weird companies to pick it up for you?

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>>37954672
>ebin preparing a meal
>ebin having an "us"

haha good one lad

>>37954696
i thought it was you getting help with your english homework

>>37954688
>take a load of orders for kfc
>eat all the skins before delivering them

>>37954715
I finished English without much of a problem, typing on the internet and reading stuff online has made me quite proficient, its maths I can't do. I use a calculator for everything now and if I can't use it on the test they give me i'll just cheat

>>37954660
>>37954672
>>37954675
I can't find anything on google about what the order of the sentence should be.
Prepare is the verb, meal is the object.
What is "us" in this case?

>>37954688
they have a contract with just eat here in liverpool

Family bbq went ok. Really fucking drunk

half seven lads

>>37954752
ebin would you go on a date with tilde to a restaraunt with at least one brown person or would tilde want to leave?

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>>37954772
Sometimes that's the only way lad. Good job on getting through it.

>>37954752
>its maths

It's English you can't do either.

bass. talking about bass. you know im taking about bass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq043JHbTXw

buzzing of this tune ye know lads

>>37954772
>BBQ in the UK
>BBC in the US

what do you lads do when girls approach you? a few girls approached me last night and i just put my head down because i did not know what to do. i heard them say "aww, he is so cute". i fucking hate it. wish i was not such an idiot.

>>37954830
Bass?
What you know bout bass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns6a3vhTTwE

>>37954872
>girls approach you

u wot

>>37954872
when i was a little kid some teenage girls at the cinema said i was cute, i didn't know what to do so i just looked at a poster for 'kangaroo jack'

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>>37952613
Having some more of my birthday cake desu. It's 2 weeks old but still ok because I kept it tightly wrapped

>>37954879
i would like to get into bass properly lad. know any good albums i could pick up on vinyl?

Had drunken sex with a bi guy I've been mates with for years last night, he was dressed in his love live cosplay trying to assure me it wasn't gay but sober me knows it was and I don't think I can ever speak to him again

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>>37954872
Wake up and try not to cry

>>37952619
You what? Most people feel a crushing sense of despair after they finished wanking

>>37954933
What girl was he cosplaying?

>>37954879
Put in the bin you sket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Ku9HIumpM

>>37954941
One of the new ones from sunshine. Idk her name, he sort of looked like Honoka though

>>37954929
Well if it has to be an album 'Commodo - How What Time' is pretty good.
Most tunes are just eps lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCy0uw6MV1E

cat just meowed lads, haha

>>37954995
dog just woofed lads, haha.

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This is the single most prolific murderer in recorded human history.

He killed more than Anders Breivik, Cho, Adam Lanza, Omar Mateen and Elliot Rodger combined

>>37954995
safe mate

>>37954995
this made me actual howl

please tell me you were also the writer behind
"fancy a cheeky laugh lads ha ha "

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>>37954973
This one? Chika's VA is a qt but the character design itself is whatever.

>>37955008
Isn't that David Blunkett?

>>37954933
please tell me you're a bottom
>getting agressively shagged by some bloke in pigtails
wew

>>37955020
Yeah that was it, on the brightside I've always considered myself bicurious but atleast I know I wasnt into it
>>37955045
We did both but me being on the bottom was painful so we stopped

anyone else drink cups of gravy as if it were tea?

>>37955080
just did that with the remainder of my kfc gravy

>>37955080
No but I see the appeal desu. Am I missing out?

>>37955059
did you sneak any pics lad? we're not all lucky enough to know boys cosplaying girls

>>37955090
if you like gravy then maybe

>>37955094
Nah lad, I also didn't know he cosplayed girls when I first met him, it came up when we crossed paths at a convention and he was dressed as D.Va

The race war is coming, lads

You're going to need a man (or woman) on the inside who can give you Intel on what the pakis are planning

So I'll put this bluntly, I want it made official
I want honorary white status and I want it right fucking now

In exchange I'll tell you exactly where the pakis bases are situated, their battle plans etc.

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Eating cookies and thinking about how I'm gonna sort myself out and get in shape

>>37955124
the pakis wouldn't embrace you into their inner circle you fictitious persona.
you'd literally be one of the first being beheaded

>>37955124
You want honorary white status UP FRONT?

Lad we have no idea that you have any intel to back that up, you're gonna have to give us a teaser first.

>>37955117
I totally respect the fact you're feeling a bit funny about it but fucking hell I envy you so much right now lad

>>37955124
>where the paki bases are situated, their battle plans etc.
Here let me answer this.
>city centres
>outbreed whitey

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>>37955124
only if you let me fuck your boi pussy

>>37955124
It's been a month since the deadline you gave us for delivering new pictures of yourself too.

What's the matter, that hijra freak you paid no longer camming?

>>37955135
i'm eating a wedge of cake whilst thinking about my fat tummy desu.

>>37955144
>>37955170
>>37955157

I might not be inner circle but I still get some info

I know their first target is Newcastle, they see it as a possible future stronghold so they want it off the table quick

They're in contact with the paki government, going to start helping paki military officers immigrate here

>>37955180
Deal

>>37955124
You will always be a filthy paki, you can't teach us not to recoil in disgust from seeing your shit coloured skin.

>>37955186
Rules on this board have changed

I'll still get a pic up soon

war. war never changes. or does it? no, is war. did it? for all time, war has been the same

the war has changed.

>>37955311
id tagged soldiers carry id tagged guns

>>37955311
War. Huh?
What is it good for?

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>>37955059
Should've asked him to dress up as Yohane. The long hair would make you feel 8% less gay while getting dicked down.

do we have any schiz members of the britfeel?

I wanna know if I'm likely to go schiz

Only 3 trophies away from getting platinum on Digimon

>raise 18 more Digimon
>beat Colosseum
>max tamer level

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>I'm in the living room
>there's a hard knock on the door
>mummy goes out to answer it, I try to see who it is but she closes the door
>think 'maybe it's the police, they've finally come for my loli and other affiliated images haha'
>look out the window
>HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY THE POLICE.exe
>heart begins to pound in my chest, I am wide-eyed with fear
>think about what I should say when I'm arrested, decide the best option would be to stay silent
>mummy comes into the living room, she's looking at me and holding a leaflet
>'what was that?' I ask
>'the house across the road got burgled and they were asking if anyone saw anything'

I genuinely 100% believed I was about to be arrested there lads. The feeling of relief I felt was orgasmic

>>37955135
We didn't have that show in the UK yank

>>37955444
they were scouting the house for a raid tonight lad
they are probably watching your house to see if you do anything suspicious like try to ditch a computer right now

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>>37955444
Put all your illegal shit/porn/far right stuff into one folder so you can shift-delete it when the police come.

>>37955444
and now you've confirmed it. expect the van tonight

>>37955496
That does nothing mate. It's all still on the HD.

>>37955444
you're stupid to save them. people like us would get absolutely ruined in prison,

>>37955444
Police car pulled up outside my house a few weeks ago. Deleted every torrented movie, all the porn, and cleared all my browsing history/cache/download history.
And then they just drove off.

>lost all my good porn :(

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>>37955515
Oh shit

how do you completely delete something then?

>>37954914
Wow what a story mark

a relatable story ;-;

>>37955551
If you need to ask a question like this then you don't have the intelligence to be doing illegal shit on the internet. I suggest you stick to obeying the law.

>>37955008
>this is the biggest dickhead in recorded history

>>37955551
burn your hd, bathe it in acid then run a magnet over it and smash it to pieces

>>37955444
I hope that level of fear follows you round for the rest of your days peado cunt

>>37955311
What's this out of? Sounds familiar

any of you lads have experience building nuclear armed bipedal tanks?

>>37955627
it's a quote from the inbetweeners series 2.

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>>37955584
>>37955609
dont take the piss lads, i thought deleting things in the recycling bin would remove them

>>37955664
if youve been doing illegal shit then i suggest you completely destroy your computer, like make it dust
then get a new computer and stop being stupid

>>37955664
You need to overwrite the data, several times.

There's software that can do it for you. Windows alone won't do it. The Mac OS has a function for it though, if you have a mac.

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>>37955496
>>37955551
kek excellent image use my good friend :^)

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>>37954792
>restaraunt
probably not, I don't eat out. Besides nobody would date me anyway

>>37954828
FOY

>>37955691
everyone does illegal shit, especially if they're posting here

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>>37953668
>>>insurance is sketchy as fuck, they will sell the car for parts and whatever is left he still has to pay

This is completely normal. There are 4 categories of write off: A, B, C and D.

A cat-B is what will have happened to your friend's car. The damage is such that it's not ever going to be safe to back to the roads however there may still be salvageable parts. The insurance company buys the wrecked car from your mate with a figure that their own assessor comes up with (guessing how much the car was worth before the accident).

If there's finance on the car the insurance company is legally obliged to settle the finance company's interest first. You get cases where a car is valued at 500GBP but maybe there's 1000GBP outstanding finance left on it where the insurance company would pay the entire 500 quid to the finance company then the rest would be paid by the car's owner (to the finance company for a car they no longer have or can use).

In other cases the outstanding finance may well be less than what the car is valued at in which case the remaining finance is settled and then any money left over goes to the car's owner.

t. call centre insurance wageslave

>>37955727
>everyone does illegal shit

What are you on about? I think we all probably torrent movies and music and shit but if you're suggesting that people in this thread, on the majority, do anything else then I won't be posting here anymore.

>>37955727
>FOY

Maths is correct, the its was wrong.

>>37955751
C'mon mate don't be so naive. You know what we all have in common here.

>>37955727
>, I don't eat out

how come? neither do i lad. if my mates ever go for meals while im out, i have to just sit there.

>>37955772
Yeah, depression and social anxiety for the most part. Also autism.

>>37955124

I wasn't even here when moni admitted to being in the cell offering to be a double agent

Is this offer exclusive to those in the peado ring or can a normie get this intel?

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>>37954872
>high school
>girls across from me on my table discussing boys in our year
>a guy I know says "what about anon?"
>they look confused and on the spot and say "eeh he's cute"
I think the rule of thumb is that if a girl says you're cute it means you're ugly but she doesn't want to seem mean.

>>37955663
Haha lad nicememe

>>37955784
>go for meals while im out, i have to just sit there.
blimey what a spastic. reminds me of this lad i know who only eats bread. restaurants are embarrassing

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I was going to build myself a new PC lads.
And the price for the 1060 just fucking exploded.
I can't be doing with this lads.

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>>37955751
Hate speech, drawings, I've seen cartoons posted here that would be deemed inappropriate

>>37955760
I see, well I'd have put it's if I was typing on a test probably haha

>>37955784
noise, smell, I don't eat any meals they serve, hygiene, insecurity. I've never eaten in one in my life, I largely just binge on random stuff once/twice a day in the kitchen

>>37955821
thats like me, bread makes like 80% of my calorie intake for the last 5 years

>>37955847
disgusting. People need to get a grip on reality.

>>37955839
If you just hold off for a few months until it becomes uneconomic to mine ETH you should be able to cop a second hand card for cheap.

ffs my nose is all dry and oily, hate this.

>>37955839
>tfw posting from a 60 quid laptop

I heard people are being jalied for posting shit about terrorists on facebook is it true?

>>37955839
What's caused the price to inflate anon? I'm interested in this market economics jazz

>>37955907
Non-brits are not welcome in this thread. Please go.

>>37955839
>tfw want a new graphics card but too much of a complete spacktard to get one
>also poor

>Amir seething he can't reach the attention levels Ebin is getting
Expect the angry anon posting tonight lads.

>>37955895
Dry and oily sounds like an oxymoron to me. Apparntley google says otherwise.

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>it's a no motivation to do anything episode

Might just lie in bed until it is an acceptable time to go to sleep desu

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>>37955961
>>it's a no motivation to do anything extended season

really sick of these "wake up in the evening and do nothing but post on 4chan" filler episodes

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>>37955916
I don't know a lot so don't take it from me, But demand for mid-range GPUs have skyrocketed because Chinks are buying them up to mine bitcoins. Since there is insanely high demand the price has just blown up and all the shops that keep it at a lower price have sold out.

>>37955802
peado ring only i'm afraid. we use the girls to pass messages to each other. a bit like the yanks do in jail, but we put notes up the girls asses not our own.

>>37955916
crypto mining

>>37956090
How does 'mining bitcoin' actually work, like what does it do? How does it generate anything?

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>Banned for something I didn't post
>A post from 2015
>I visited this site yesterday

What the fuck happened? I'm not even using a vpn or proxy or anything.

>>37956133
Your ISP or mobile service provider has allocated you an IP previously used by someone else.

Use your head you cretin.

>>37955961
You forgot your stupid tilde

>>37956123
You handle the transactions on the network and in return you get a reward.

gonna buy a pizza and only eat half of it tonight
he says.

>>37956133
Add them on kik and tell them to stop being a retard because you share an ip

>>37956192
The mrs just ordered some sushi for us.

>>37955961
Fuck off to another board instead and start again you racist lying attention whore

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>>37956192
hope you enjoy it lad

had a pizza myself last night; 4 quid from Tescos pic related

might get the same again next weekend

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>>37956210
>tfw half of the curry restaurants now do sushi on the sly
Gotta google that shit before you order to make sure

>>37956246
I had their margherita the other day as it was on sale
I always go for all the toppings but it was nice having just the basics of cheese and tomato, you forget just how flavourful those are on their own

>>37955961
I had that as well lad. tried a few things but just cba. you not got any comfy games to dive into?
managed to get comfy playing euro truck simulator now. trying to get enough cash to get my company going, (I R deliverin). trying to do it realistically so don't want to take out a bank loan desu gonna have to work for my own truck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UCs-wq-NYk

>>37956253
>paki sushi?
you serious? ew

>>37956253
These guys are actually Vietnamese but they do the best sushi in town. Easily as good as stuff I've had from proper Jap places in London etc.

lads if i don't get a gf in the next 5 minutes i'm going to have a wank, i'm serious ill fucking do it!

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How many bullet trains does Britain have?

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will writing in a leather journal make me seem cool and mysterious lads

>>37956220
can somebody explain this meme?

>>37955943
Some of us have jobs to get to

>>37955802
I'm going to provide Intel regardless

Not like I'm going to just sit back and watch the paki menace run wild

>>37956366
Depends what you write I suppose. Would be pretty cool if you were some world-weary adventurer who filled the pages with tales of action and discovery.

My journal is filled with extremely angsty whining. I might bin it after I've filled the last few pages.

>>37956357
Zero but we pay for the German ones with our train tickets. Lovely system.

>>37956366
I was planning the same thing but decent diaries are expensive

>>37956402
i was thinking about a mixture of my dreams and shitty drawings but i have awful handwriting and cant draw for shit

post some of yours lad?

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>Some of us have jobs to get to

What you listening to lads?

I'm listening to this properly for the first time. I used to hate Steely Dan and Donald Fagens voice. It was too airy for me. But I'm starting to get past it and enjoy the music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW7iLTgYx2I

>>37956357
theres one in the yorkrailwaymuseum.

>>37956494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iscnqxkuD64

The lyrics sum up diversity perfectly if you read between the lines.

Who else /offfor10weeks/ here?

Wtf do I do?

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>>37956423
>post some of yours lad?

>>37956589
I'm /offforever/ lad

>>37956614
>he has feelings
jeez what a pansy

>>37956614
>when you could have written this yourself

Scary lad. Are we doppelgangers?

>>37956589
Plan and burn down a synagogue.

Make sure to look like a muslim (get a tan and wear a towel on your head) and shout allah a lot.

starting to get bored of britfeel tbqh lads. hardly any decent discussions, no decent memes, and the attitude of people on this board is starting to annoy me.

>>37956645
>this lad singlehandedly got himself v& with this comment.

Enjoy your detention under the terrorism act.

>>37956494
Love them mate. Saw them live once a few years back and it was one of the best nights of my life.

>>37956614
This is so gay. What kind of nancy boy keeps a diary?

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>Finished my placement matches
>Ended up in Gold
Better than I expected

>>37956648
be the change you want to see lad

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Christ why is our country such a shithole.

This is the Shanghai maglev that travels at 286mph.

Top speed of a train in Britain: 70mph

>>37956402
i binned my last one when i finished it. it's too cringey to read back through it. I try not to re-read entries, I just treat it as a way to remove the thoughts from my head.

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>>37956654
I have posted shit like this before and the police haven't got me yet.

>>37956678
>trusting a train at the speed in a country where explosions destroy have the city

>>37956672
I got placed at like 2290 but now i'm one loss away from silver

>>37956668
It's not as if anyone else reads it, I keep it hidden. The only times I write in it is if I'm really bored or annoyed for some reason.

I'd be embarrassed if anyone found and read it which is why I will probably chuck it when it's filled up.

The process of writing out the words feels nice sometimes. Not even in the cathartic sense but just writing neatly in pencil on paper feels aesthetic.

>>37956678
>Top speed of a train in Britain
is 140mph, lad

>>37956672
>playing over shit
have some self-respect lad

>>37956589
i was earlier in the year.
i built myself a shitty pc desk out of a cabinet. bought and played games. treat myself to a few 27 hr gaming sessions.
it was great lad, i hope you enjoy it as much as i did

>>37956678
Top speed of a train in Germany and Holland?

186 mph. Paid for by British train passengers paying hundreds to go on filthy ancient slow trains where a can of warm beer costs 4.50. What a bunch of cucks.

>>37956710
Are you sure? I've been on loads of trains around birmingham and they're slow as shit.

I drive down the M6 quicker than most of them.

>>37956366
>Read my journal
>Either get comfy memories or cringe at how much of a whiney prick I seem like
That things going to the grave with me. Can't take any risks.

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>>37956672
Well done senpai. You get crazy SR gain for wins and small losses for a really long time after your placements since the system always places you lower than you deserve.
>>37956702
You'll still get to keep your little badge and the comp rewards for gold if that makes you feel better.

So Lads...

My Ex Girlfriend who i hate (but also secretly am definitely still in love with and who i haven't spoke to in 5 months after she fucked off with a new guy) is going to Morocco with all of my friends (we share the same friend group) and has just finished her PGCE.

Can one of you fine gents tell me how she is probably a cunt who did a shitty ART PGCE, is going to struggle to get a job and totally didn't make her life better by leaving me....

....please?

>>37956675
most potentially good convos are ruined because of peoples bitter attitude, or people dont care about anything i am interested in.

think i am also just tired of the 4chan culture. the memes on 4chan are retarded.


the capture shit is pissing me off too.

>>37956781
Well a PGCE is a guaranteed job mate, even art teachers are in short supply and every school teaches it, and teaching pays alright.

She'll probably start on 24k, but could be up to 40k in 5 years potentially.

Britain: Rich Country: cold war era rolling stock, ancient infrastructure. Flats from the 70s that spontaneously combust.

China: poor country: brand new bullet trains, brand new maglevs, brand new metro systems, brand new apartment complexes going up every day

Can anyone explain this?

>>37956705
make sure you put in there that I called you a bender

>>37956781
No offence lad, but why are your mates away on holiday with her? Were you invited?

>>37956672
You main Deevah?

>>37956854

...welp, nice to know she's going to do well init. Oh well.

>>37956866
You don't get rich by buying all that stuff

>>37956866
China is literally the worlds richest country by account balance.

Tuna is the best sandwich filler, prove me wrong

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>>37956866
Yingguo government does not care for own citizenry

>>37956867
can't say I'm particularly bothered about being called a bender on this anonymous internet website (full of benders)

unfortunately you will not be immortalised in the diary

>>37956875
We're all in the same friend group and she organised it, offered if they wanted to go and they could.

Obviously i'm not really in the mood for going to something like that. So yeah, left to my own devices. Plus work is hectic so its not like i could have got holiday anyway

>>37956781
>Morocco

Let's hope she's abducted and raped, lad.

>>37952801
will you cook for me lad?

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>>37956614
>not keeping your diary in an encrypted text file

>>37956866
It's because this country is run for the rich only.

Rich people don't use shit trains or live in big blocks of council flats, so it doesn't matter.

In China they actually care about nurturing and growing their middle class. Obviously the poor are fucked there too. But it's not like here where only the very richest are important.

>>37956866
The diversity of wealth in Britain is one of the worst in the West.

Britain is a pretty shit for a first world country if you're working class.

>>37956387

Intel is valuable bub