I just want a gf. Why is it so hard?

>>37904779
I just want a PhD in Computer Science. Why is it so hard?

Have you sorted yourself out first?

If you're a huge mess, then what makes you think a girl wants anything to do with you?

Also apparently you need to talk to them, which is the part I'm still working on personally.

What do you mean? It's not hard at all. Have you even tried?

>>37904779
Why are you complaining? It's so easy. I've had three GFs, currently with my 4th!

It's kind of a long vocaroo but hear me out, senpai. No bullshit.

>>37904917
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19YLvuJrYCI

Forgot link my bad bro.

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>>37904779
Please refrain from posting on this board.

>>37904875
Not really, but maybe they'll come to me, im out every once in a while.

>>37904779
i've just got into the dating game again and i think i'm doing alright. if you can just show that you're fun to be around women respond well, so i kind of pretend life is like a VN or video game of some sort. that helps me have uninhibited fun, as well as cheap alcohol.

just don't lose touch with your values. if you can attract as many women as possible, it's just a matter of time before you find one that's worthwhile.

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>>37904933
This is my thread. You can't say that!

>>37904947
Yes, step outside the basement once a month. You will get a gf in no time!

>>37904815
>Computer Science
>difficult

Brainlets >>>/b/

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>>37905027
>/r9k/
>not brainlet
wort mort???

Advice vocaroo part II

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>>37905075
>/r9k/
>not superior to everyone and everything

>>37904779
The fucked up thing is that getting a gf is easy, having a gf is really fucking hard.

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>>37904928
Not OP, but thanks Chad, this was actually a pretty informative and funny vocaroo.

>>37904928
>>37905086
Solid advice in these

>>37905152
yeah lmfao that's so fucked up bro :DDD

>>37905001
oh haha, so i live in a basement, im such a bad person!

>>37905086
>>37904928
are u the guy that hid in the closet for ww3, with cheetos or netflix or whatever

i dont have link but it was on twitter u sound like him

>>37905104
kek this place is the tumblr of 4chan boards

>>37906729
so
another reason to be superior in here and not just here

anon, i understand why you're frustrated.
but really, you need to make an effort to try and catch the attention of a girl.
this means walking up to her, and talking. i know being here so long has convinced the vast majority of robots that most women are roastie stacys and/or have no interest in you, but you need to give it a chance.
every day i see guys who look like the average robot, awkwardly walking to the convenient store, and not one of them has spoken with me before. they actually go out of their way to keep their distance.
so now i wait for a guy to talk to me. you don't need to convince yourself that it's difficult, just make an effort. i'm still waiting here.

Because you are a robot and a permavirgin. Get over it.

>>37906844
why don't women approach us instead though? If it was someone else trying to talk to me I would be much less nervous than if it was the other way round

>>37906844
A fucking tripfagging roastie.

>>37906844
approach me if you want my attention, not the other way around. I'm not going to approach you to give you the attention you want.

>>37904928
>>37905086
Damn Chad, actually that's pretty good and funny advice.

>>37904928
>>37905086
Thanks for the advice, Tyrone

>>37906668
I am not that guy but I will say that my man is not eating healthy.