Tinder Red Flags

>>37879380
>nigga
>using the letter "L" instead of using "lose"

atleast try and hide your age.

>>37879479
The "L" doesn't stand for letter?

>>37879657
no actually. that's why this image was made.

>>37879479
l is just the 2015-2017 version of fail

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>>37879479
It's supposed to represent a "loss"

>anything about harry potter
>anything about racial pride/blm/etc
>body positivity
>fat girl angles
>one profile picture
>fuzzy profile pictures

>>37880035
Adding onto the profile pics thing
>model pics
>facebook default pic

>>37879380
>>"I love being outdoors but I also love staying in and watching Netflix"

Why is it that every chick who says this is fat?

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please roast my tinder and tell me why i cant find the love of my life on it

>>37880797
fat and boring

>>37880797
Because they're trying to cover up for the fact that they don't actually do anything, so "going outside" is vague enough for them to fake interesting characteristics

Also
>"Looking for my Jim Halpert"
>"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take-Wayne Gretzky-Michael scott"

>>37880797
>black and fat
literally the ugliest combination in the universe.

>>37880844
im not boring >:| origianls

>>37880914
your tinder profile says otherwise

>>37879380

>foodie
>single mom
>myspace angles
>her entire photo set is group shots

>>37879997
Sauce on that hoe? Curious about what sort of madness they have hidden.

>every photo is a group photo so you have to figure out which bitch is the one in all of them
>something about drake
>a link to a private instagram
>an obvious photo of her child but no mention of it in her summary
>a list of cities where she's lived in sequential order as though that tells me the first fucking thing about her
>that one filter that gives you horrifying huge eyes but is just subtle enough to make you question whether they used it or not

I could go on for days

>I love food and traveling!

So literally the most basic corporeal experiences a human can have. "This is inside my body. My body is inside this." How buttfucking profound.

>>37879997
I bet she's tough to look at

>septum piercing
WHEN DID EVERYONE GET THIS

>>37879380
Being on Tinder is a red flag on itself.

>>37880797
Its too bad you wear so much make up. I have a feeling yould look good without it. 7/10,would date longterm.

>"I don't know why I'm on here"
>"I don't message first"
>If her first pic is her and her more attractive friend

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>>37879380
>using tinder
>being this much of a normie

>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/facebook/

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>>37881317
i like to wear makeup bc i find it relaxing to put on and it makes me feel good when i do weird shit to my face yet still feel confident. this is me without makeup and squinting from the sun. pls be my bf im desperate for love

>>37880797
You're overweight
You don't really put anything in your bio
All of your pictures are just selfies

Try losing weight and talking about your interests.

>>37881259
I unironically believe septum piercings to be the most degenerate thing in existence tbqh famalam

oregano just in case

>>37881455
Lose the nose piercing. It gives me a strong urge to reenact that scene from Punisher.

>>37881505
i figured most people didnt read bios anyway. should i change my pictures to ones other people took of me instead??
>>37881531
i love my nose piercing and plan on getting the other side done

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>>37881574
>i figured most people didnt read bios anyway.
Don't put an essay down but most people I know automatically pass on low effort or copy pasted bios.

>should i change my pictures to ones other people took of me instead??
I'd suggest making it a mix, personally.

>i love my nose piercing and plan on getting the other side done
How horrifying

why do I see chokers on girls all over the internet but literally never on the street?

I like that shit even if I know it's bad for me

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>>37881621
i changed it help am i interesting now

>>37881726
Tell me about this wet dream

>>37881726
leave out the vampire thing, makes you seem like you're trying too hard to be zany. which you are, but still.
also most people know that jeopardy is a television trivia game show

>>37881742
the dream was set in some weird colorful desert world, like maybe a middle eastern country or morrocco, and michael cera and i were making out on this beautiful bed with nice teal, orange, and gold thin curtains covering our bed but out of NOWHERE some of the locals came into our room and tried to kill us and it seems michael did something bad to disrespect the natives while we were on our honeymoon and so they were trying to kill him with these weird daggers and so we were running away and it was like a really cool high paced action scene but we were sneaking kisses as we were on the run and i think we even fucked in an alley but i woke up just as they caught my beloved! but yes michael cera was the love of my life and i was fully prepared to die with him

>>37881531
Hold up which Punisher

>>37881797
how does a giant chocolate donut hole survive a chase sequence?

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Seen this a few times already but

>Every pic is a group photo

Why the fuck do they do this, do you honestly expect me to take the time and try to figure out which of these identical looking stacies in these shitty group photos is the bitch who runs this account? You dont even know I exist and youre already making me do unnecessary work. You expect me to believe that you, a female, doesn't already have 80 billion selfies of only your goddamn face on stand by? Fuck off with that

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>>37881455
i just reported this post. now be my fat black gf or i will report it again and have you banned from r9k!!!

>>37881875
i wouldnt know, it was a dream
>>37881916
id like to know what rules im breaking? im not asking for ppl's contact info, im not camwhoring, this isnt a r8 thread

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>>37881088
I deleted my Tinder earlier and restarted it, but I took a screenshot of this same girl from before I deleted it.

Needless to say, it seems as though she changed her tone.

>>37881455
Oh my fucking god you are beautiful. Please be real. Do you have an email i can contact you from?

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>>37881971
New sticky my guy: Don't post pictures of yourself.

>>37881971
take a closer look
>>37842102
orig

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>>37881971
this is your final warning!!! be my gf right now or im calling the moderators to whoop you all the way over to >>>/soc/ !!!!!

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>>37880797
Let's go picture by picture first.

>1
Belly shirt is unattractive and makes you look fat and trampy. Chain purse makes me think you are a prostitute.

>that unlabeled white thing in the middle
What...is this? It is your center picture, so it should be the main focus. It looks like a dirty wall you tried to rape. Just...what?

>2
Decent picture. The low-cut top is pretty stupid and comes across as desperate and you need to fucking smile, but 5/10. Decent. That is about it.

>3
Ew. Is that a picture in a bathroom stall? You are dressed a little better, but cannot even see your face.

>4
Clown show is in town! Too much freaking makeup. Holy fuck! That is not a good look for you. At all. It looks like stage makeup where the whole point is it is over-done to make an audience see it from 300 yards away and that is how far I want to STAY away.

>5
Alright. Your hair is done up nicely and you are at least clothed (even though jean jackets are far from classy.) This is easily your best picture.

All-in-all, your pictures make you look like a prostitute. I am not even exaggerating here. You look like you actually offer sex for money out of a dirty bathroom. If you want shitty guys that will fuck you in the ass out of a stall, fine, but if you do not want that shit, be a little classier. Dress up nice and for the love of god, toss that eye makeup.

>About section
pls message me.....? How about no.
frequent sleeper in public places...so, again, a prostitute. That is the whole theme with this. It makes you look like you get paid for sex.

>>37882008
>>37882004
:( i can just say its not me tho! no timestamp no proof ! also: very stupid rule
>>37881992
thanks anon but i dont like putting my contact info on 4chan for obvious reasons

>>37882052
Damn. That sucks. Seems fair enough.

>>37882070
never said i had a problem with adding people that might happen to post theirs though :^3

>>37880797
Would cuddle with

T. virgin

>>37882052
luckily the mods are thinking humans who can use their own judgement on whether it's you. do you honestly think the loophole is that simple?
it's honestly a very good rule, but you can go here to avoid it
>>/soc/

>>37882099
I have a throw away email. It is huckyjewman666 at gmail.com

>>37882133
>acting like people dont come on here posting pictures of other people and claiming to be them all the time
>acting like anyone ever actually believes youre a girl on r9k

>>37879380
>"live love laugh"
Not profound or original. Ultimate Stacey motto.
>"I like music"
Well who the fuck doesn't like music to some degree?

>>37882188
they should all be banned! every fucking one of them until this board is a wasteland
also this particular mammy has timestamped in the past and posts herself all the time, so assuming it is her isn't that far fetched

>>37882228
i have literally only timestamped on r9k ONCE before and it was definitely over 4 months ago and "posts herself all the time" is a bit extreme ok

>>37879380
"Take me on an adventure"

This one pisses me off so much. Do they think I'm going to spend shit loads of money on a complete stranger? A day at Movieworld paying for all of the rides? Fuck off!

>>37879479
how about you for not saying "L" you old faggot

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>>37880797
You're cute as fuck and I would probably wife you if you had a nice personality. Fuck I love black girls

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>>37882048
i love manuls

>>37880797
>frequent sleeper in public places

Are we just gonna ignore this?

>>37880797
bog standard thot

>>37881157
>I love food and traveling!
this is either:
>I'm high maintenance, if you don't buy me dinner and travel, I'll leave you

>I'm boring

>normalfaggot red flags
uses tinder software

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18 year old single mother looking for commitment. NO HOOKUPS!

>>37881455
>without makeup

Why do girls say this when they are still clearly wearing makeup, just not as much ?

>>37882965
thing is she will she be putting out without commitment

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>>37881455

I like how you ask for advice then literally ignore all of the good advice given to you.

Once a thot, always a thot. Enjoy being fat and nasty for the rest of your miserable existence.