Meeting fembots from /r9k/

>How do I go about meeting cute, masochistic fembots who like sexual humiliation and rough sex?
Not like that.

>>37816459
>How do I go about meeting masochistic females who like sexual humiliation and rough sex?
I hear there's something called fetlife that you could try. Plenty of eager, kinky sluts.

>>37816459
>How do I go about meeting cute, masochistic fembots who like sexual humiliation and rough sex?
Pretty funny considering the girl in the pic is a dominant mommy gf who loves pegging

>>37816516
H..How do you know that?

That's a fembot?

I thought it was a camslut.

>>37816534
I know most r9k girls

there are no fembots so you cant

>>37816547
>I know most r9k girls
t. disgusting manwhore

>>37816580
>t. disgusting manwhore
yeah

>>37816547
Disgusting and sad, really.

>>37816459
fembots don't exist
Also you fags sage your posts until this thread turns into another *girl posts her pic and thousands of orbiters ask for her facebook account*

>>37816459
I've met a bunch of fembots, and a bunch of bots generally

One used to go to my 6th form, she was a legit genius that got into Cambridge despite never even turning up to school. As I understand, she didn't really have any friends. She seemed nice.

One went to my university, there's a society at my university called the "High Society" which is basically 90% /mu/tants and they advertise themselves with /mu/core type shit. She used to go there. She seemed nice and friendly. We got on well, but were both pretty autistic and thought we came off as weird to each other. I haven't met them since then.

I met one person here who was a tripfag and led me to meeting the woman that I'd lose my virginity to. The Tripfag was into femdom and shit like that, not a masochist at all. I still have them on facebook, but we don't really talk anymore. That being said, I still talk to and am really friendly with the person who she introduced me to that was cute & masochistic.

Lastly, I met a transsexual MtF postman whose father was the head of a BNP splinter group. They were pretty funny and I have a fun time drinking with them.

>>37816594
maybe, not really my fault though

>>37816547
Are any of them into being beaten up and raped and spat on?

>>37816625
yes obviously
orego

>fembots go to /soc/ to camwhore for nerd-chad
>they never camwhore for their robot brothers

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>>37816606
please tell me everything you know about this(pic related) femanon.

>>37816606
So, you either not a robot or a big one who spends all day here. Cause I have no fucking clue how can you say you know almost all of them when almost no one posts contact info, and if they do it's fake bs.
That Discord and you being admin or the zeemap. Either way, sad.

>>37816661
That bitch reads through your lame virgin ass shit. She ain't a robot. But whatever lads, keep fapping to her.
Sad.

>>37816663
>Discord
Probably that.

That's where the normals are so that's where the girls are.

>>37816673
>That bitch reads through your lame virgin ass shit
Please elaborate.
Also, do you have her contact?

Yes, met a girl from here and another robot. Played games and watched anime. Met the same girl at an anime con too.

>>37816663
I've tried discord many times, I have also given up, it's a shitfest and it never works out. Earlier today I joined one and there was some real deal openly roleplaying dom male and a bunch of females throwing themselves at him.
I'm not sure what he had to offer but it better be a lifetime supply of money, food and shelter. Another guy inside that discord got seriously offended that I dared mock him and then muted me with his big boy admin powers.
At one point they were whining: "I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUN AND IT'S NOT!"
And then I got off voice chat and left to do my shit (and then I was banned. SAD!).

>>37816745
>cosplayer
>con

Raping a cosplayer is on my bucket list right at the very top.

>>37816716
No, no, what I mean is that he claims she's a fembot. And still orbits her like a true omega.

how do I distinguish traps from real fembots?

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>>37816459
Only met up with a single dude on /r9k/. He was fine with me not being a virgin and all that.

He was 4/10 and somewhat chubby, but he had a fucking huge dick and I wanted to know what it felt like.
Literally 8+ inches and thick as all god damn hell.

We rented a cheap B&B room and fucked like rabbits.

We still talk.

>How do I go about meeting cute, masochistic fembots who like sexual humiliation and rough sex?
Most fembots mostly got motherly instincts towards boyfriends (I.e. take care of them, feel attracted to emotionally broken people, that kind of thing.), or are complete sociopaths.

Some will be into humilation

I used to masturbate on skype with this robot girl for like a year, this was in 2011 though, so the times have changed a lot and the board's demographic is a lot different.

>>37816777
>he claims she's a fembot
>he

so a typo or catfish/trap?

>>37816785
Holy shit this. I'm actually noticing a massive uptick in the number of "traps" who pretend to be fembots in my area. It's disgusting.

>>37816791
What are you into then?

>size queen

Kek, why do women pretend size doesn't matter?

>>37816801
Nah, it's just a comment. The first omega lusting over that blonde bitch, I was telling him that that "femanon" is not one and that it's a sad behaivour.

>>37816661
JFC that body.

Holy shit. Imagine how many envious femanons wish they had that body.

>>37816809
I like to be more in charge, so him being experienced made it so much better.
I also like being called mommy and barebacking.
Since he was a virgin (And very obviously so, he was incredibly awkward both before and during sex, until of course he finally got to actually insert) I let him do it, it's a nice feeling being cum inside.
I big spooned him as well, it was nice.

>Kek, why do women pretend size doesn't matter?
Some don't care, I do.
I morally justify this to myself by not caring about a guys height at all, he can be 5'4 and idgaf.

>>37816854
So him being INexperienced*

>>37816840
I know, right.
Sadly, I don't have a pic of her ass.

>>37816854
>Tfw have fairly big big
>half an inch off of 8 though
>and experienced too

Do you exclusively prefer inexperienced guys fembot?

>>37816876
*big dick

blox

>>37816791
8 inches or 8 girl inches

>>37816459
not irl but I've talked to a few they are just normal girls they are fucking normies also I got ghosted by both of them

>>37816876
>>37816895
Preference does not mean exclusivity.
This is a thing a lot of people on r9k seem to think, that preferences are a rule.
I'd be fine even dating a below average dicked guy, if his other qualities outweighed it.

>>37816912
Real inches, but it was mostly the girth I was intrested in.
He could unironically be a porn star with that thing, no /fit/ needed.
I'm glad that I'm still the only queen to ever sit on that throne, his secret will never get out.
I got a monopoly on monsterdong.

>>37817199
>does not mean exclusivity.

Where are you from and how old are you then?

>>37817173
what were their names, anon? care to share your story?

They're mostly pathetic retards who never take responsibility for their lives. That said, they're easy as fuck and not bad lays at all. Just don't get attached.

>>37816459
I really want to because I would bet money that the women on this site are really bright.
Sort of girl you'd orbit so hard you'd cause tidal anomalies.

>>37817199
>tfw always get ignored by a fembot you're interesting in talking to

why bother.

>>37817625

There is literally nothing wrong with fembots being easy. That's what they are to be.

Think of them as a sort of tool you take advantage of when you need to.

>>37816840
Pretty much all of us.
t. skinny chestlet

>>37817998
that's funny because men are actually the ones that are sentient tools

>>37818025
You can think of it in that way if you want, but when I'm pounding you and you're crying out for me to slap you, we both know who is using who.

>>37818019
>skinny chestlet

Nice. Pics?

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>>37818019
if you be my gf you can pretend you have a body like that and i'll never say anything about it

>>37818058
I'm not much into pretending. I know my body isn't anything to write home about.

>>37818095
male or female(male)

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>>37816661
this body is literally perfect

more?

>>37818135
Female (female) with the body type of female (male)
How far gone is this board that this needs specifying.

>>37818177
I want to get pegged by you

>>37818188
I'm pretty submissive desu

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>>37818177
it's beyond saving, but i'm not
all i REALLY need is a gf
just one little gf, that's not much to ask is it?
HEY here's an idea - why don't YOU be MY gf???? that way i get a gf and you get a bf who LOVES female girls that have the bodies of male boys! no pretending involved!

>>37818205
let's take turns?

>>37818207
I don't want a LDR honestly, sorry anon.
>loves female girls that have the bodies of male boys
Why though

>>37818263
That works I guess. Not sure if I could be convincingly dominant though.

>>37818383
Where are you from masochist fembot?

>>37818429
l'm from Eastern Europe

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>>37818383
well guess what?
i'm willing to move in with you straight away, and all you have to do is buy me the ticket (unless you live in california) and subsequently continue to bring back the paycheck every week while i sit around like the NEET i always will be!
this is a standing offer so go ahead and drop contact information and you can just let me know when you've decide to act like a REAL woman.
>why though
probably because i am a disgusting lanky goblin beast so i figure the only girls who wouldn't mind that are the ones that understand skeleton life
or maybe the just look the best to me for no subconscious reason at all and it's just what i like, who knows?
be my gf

>>37818448
Are you that croatian girl? I'm also European.

>>37818498
>bring back the paycheck
What paycheck, I live with my parents and never had a job

>>37818515
No, I'm from Poland

>>37818515
don't you dare cuck me fucker

>>37818530
If you're American you already have a billion fembots. You're probably not even white.

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>>37818528
the start of our new relationship is the perfect time to get one, don't worry, once you fly me out there you'll have 100% moral support from me
you know, as long as i don't have to go outside or some shit
pls be my gf

>>37818569
I can't even support myself, and definitely not a NEET bf who'll just watch titcow porn all day while I work

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>>37818558
where? where are the fembots??? and i am white, not that anyone was even talking about that
all i know is i made her an offer she can't refuse so prepare to watch as i ascend to chadhood motherfucker

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>>37818601
woah woah woah, i would never watch titcow porn!
you know who has small tits? the only girl i've ever loved - you
you've ruined me femanon, now i'll only ever feel attraction towards stick figure women, not that any well ever compare to my first
as for the not able to support yourself thing, you're forgetting that i'll BELIEVE in you

>>37818528
I live next to Poland, I'll bite. What are your hobbies?

>>37818667
no don't
don't bite
she's already committed

>>37818645
Okay you're funny at least.
But believing is not gonna make the inevitable wagecucking when my parents kick me out any easier.

>>37818667
Where next to Poland?
Usual 4chan hobbies I guess. Shitposting, vidya, excessive masturbation.
Oh and I really like reading biographies.

>>37818601
I will impregnate you and take responsibility.
But right after youre done pounding my boipucci.
Hows that sound?

>>37818694
>excessive masturbation.
How often?

>>37818694
Those guys 4 real ayyy lmao.
Well whatever. No one here is atractive.

>>37818698
Like I'd need to buy toys.

>>37818704
I don't know, a few times a day? It varies.

>>37818736
>I don't know, a few times a day? It varies.
I love you. Be gf.

>>37818736
With the exception of blacked, what do you masturbate to?

>>37818693
It's alright anon, at the end of the day (spoiler) nobody actually gets a gf

>>37818694
South. What vidya and what porn? Better not have too many dimensions

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>>37818694
>you're funny at least
:')))) unironically one of the best moments of my life
alright baby listen to me, if wageslavery is inevitable for you, don't you think having a charming scarecrow man to come home and vent to would, in fact, make it easier? or at the very least make it feel like you're working for something that matters, namely the comfort of your loving NEET soulmate?
did i mention i make a mean bowl of cereal the secret is to put maple syrup on top
pls be my gf

>>37816459
Just to tell you OP;
I meet robots in real life, and if it so happens that it's me you'll connect/meet with, I will fuck you up.

>>37818766
Literally only BBC cuck porn.
No, never even seen any blacked except the memeing cucks from here. I just masturbate to fantasies or written erotica most of the time. Fantasies that are laughably vanilla/boring, that is. Oftentimes it's just oral sex, not even penetration.

>>37818771
See above. Vidya lately just Oblivion.

>>37818798
>I will fuck you up.

Not OP, but that sounds pretty hot. What would you do?

>>37818771
>nobody actually gets a gf
is this actually true? femanons are always dropping contact info, and chad's are always scooping them up and whisking them away on discord or whatever. why can't i be chad today? i really feel like i've earned it

>>37818601
I'm from western Europe and make enough money to be able to support you as my live-in maid with benefits. Naturally with me dominating you.

>>37818827
>femanons are always dropping contact info
and what? get ghosted a few days later? no thanks

>>37818868
has this happened to you? i feel like if so it's only because it's the normalfuck types that go through contacting that information and not actual robots
which is a problem i don't really know how to solve, but if you're the girl i've been talking to i promise you, i will love you forever even if you were lying about being a skinny chestlet girl (female)

>>37818817
>oral
You're one of the few girls that actually like dicks or it's more just playing into the submissiveness? Vanilla fantasies are fine, the biggest turn-on is presence of affection between the people having sex.

>>37818827
Chads get /soc/-tier whores, rarely someone you could in some remote way consider a fembot. Most people get ghosted.

ITT: thirsty virgin neckbeards obsessing over an ugly fembot.

>>37818913
You're not joining in?

>>37818904
is it usually the men that ghost or women?
>>37818913
yeah

This is a real question:

Why are so many fembots into degradation fantasies? Not even just being dominated, but outright being told to eat a man's ass and stuff like that.

>>37818896
Nope, I'm the skinny chestlet.

>>37818904
I mean, I'm heterosexual so obviously I like dicks, but I actually meant receiving oral. It's a masturbation to shlick to, getting pleasured seems like it should be a priority there.

>>37818929
Because we're worthless.

met a fembot on here, we actually dated for a few months but then she ended it. it hurt because I think she was only using me for sex.

>>37818939
>Because we're worthless.

So do you actually get off to stuff like that?

>>37818921
I'd say women, but I'm just going by how often I see people post about either. Some men seem to do it a lot too, ones with the more extensive mental illnesses. For women, it's usually because the person is either a creep, a total autist, boring, or any combination of these.

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>>37818939
hi skinny chestlet did you read >>37818797
this one, i'm dead serious about the maple syrup shit
be my gf btw

>>37818939
>Because we're worthless.
But fembots still have the same high standarts as every other girl.

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Some german bots here ? we could go together to the mosc and pray sometime together

>>37818951
Verbal degrading and domination? Yeah.
I've even met a dykebot here who wanted to be berated for liking girls and being a whore etc. It's pretty common.

>>37818965
I don't really ever eat breakfast, but thanks anon.

>>37818969
What's that to do with wanting to be degraded, even if it were true?

>>37818939
>Because we're worthless.
post degrading photos of you so I can masturbate

>>37818985
>degrading and domination? Yeah.

Thank the lord. Girls like you are perfect.

Email me:

[email protected]

>>37818985
>What's that to do with wanting to be degraded, even if it were true?
Someone that feels worthless should have little to no standarts.

>>37818961
god fucking damnit i wish there was something to be done about it. i wish lonely fucks could just be compatible with each other. i actually believe that anyone could love anyone if they spent enough time together if only people would just not abandon ship so easily
honestly i just wish i had a gf

>>37818939
No, I meant that I pretty commonly see women talking about dicks being gross, ones that are supposed to be heterosexual. Maybe it's just the bias of it being on the internet.
How come you're not just going after real dicks? It shouldn't be too difficult to get laid or find a relationship if you're not ridiculously ugly.

>>37816751
I don't feel sorry for you by the sounds of it but I never join public posted discords anymore from 4chan - tldr can relate

>>37818988
I'd rather not.

>>37819006
It's a degrading fantasy, of course I'd want a cute guy doing the degrading. I've never been asked out IRL because I don't leave my house and look like a scarecrow when I do so I'm pretty sure my standards are irrelevant.

>>37819035
Not worth the hassle I guess? I honestly don't see the appeal of multiplayer sex unless it's with someone I love and I don't want to be fucked and discarded. My father instilled the fear of men being assholes or uncaring or just after me for sex pretty extensively in me so I feel distrustful of men altogether.

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>>37818985
>you don't really eat breakfast
it's the most important meal of the day you know. even if that isn't true it's also the most delicious, i almost exclusively eat breakfast, and the fact that i wake up at a completely random time everyday means breakfast could happen at any moment or even at every moment. you should consider looking in to breakfast it is definitely the best meal of the day
but that's more than enough about breakfast, i can't help but notice you're not being my gf
why is this?

>>37819058
Keep giving this ugly hoe attention guys, really good, yeah.

>>37819058
>It's a degrading fantasy, of course I'd want a cute guy doing the degrading.
It's more degrading if someone ugly does the degrading.
Woman are really stupid.

>>37819058
>My father instilled the fear of men being assholes or uncaring or just after me for sex pretty extensively in me so I feel distrustful of men altogether.
Kek, and you have a whole thread of it right now. Well, if you're in it with absolutely no intention of actually contacting someone from here, I guess it works out.
The more attractive you are, the more true it is that men only want you for sex, but at the same time if you are attractive enough, many would want to hold onto you for that. Unique qualities also help, though posting on halfchin and being a NEET only appeal to limited groups. High sex drive is definitely a good thing either way.

>>37816661
is that fucking goldie?

>>37818939
>tfw no fembot with low self-esteem to humiliate and degrade as a worthless sex toy

>>37819205
nope, goldie is a chestlet trap.

>>37816547
Do you know bunyip

>>37819229
hi goldie

>>37819062
Because I'm not buying tickets for NEETs to live with my family anon. Wouldn't work.

>>37819167
>men only want you for sex
>but if you're attractive enough they might pretend to want you for anything else to keep you around for sex
Why even bother with that then. Vibes do that better and there's no pretension at least.

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>>37819301
it could work!
okok assuming for some reason your parents don''t want some stranger living in their house for whatever reason
the WORST, absolute worst-case scenario is you get enough money to fly me over, i become homeless in a foreign country where i don't speak the language for a little bit until you can rent a place for us
until then you can come visit me on the street or at the shelter if you have them or whatever!
and while you're in the first throws of wageslavery earning enough to get me over there in the first place, catching that cash like the savage warrior-woman i know you can be, we can talk over discord or skype or any media of your choosing
in my mind you are already my gf and it makes me feel really nervous and weird when you say stuff like "wouldn't work"

>>37819062
>It's the most important meal of the day
NO it isn't you vapid autist. That phrase is a marketing scheme popularized by Kellogg, and accepted by the brainlet masses as fact. Breakfast is no more important than any other meal; this should have been obvious to you if you had any understanding of biology.

>>37819437
read the next sentence! i mostly accepted that it wasn't true but haven't cared enough to look into it.
breakfast food is still the best tasting and that can never be refuted

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>>37819408
dude you're weird eben for r9k standards

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>>37819474
honestly man, i would love to have a gf

>>37819301
Don't have to pretend if you're interesting :^)

No, to give a more comprehensive answer, it has two sides to it. One is the halo effect, which probably doesn't need explanation, but it's not a conscious, voluntary action.
Second, if you're not part of that 10-20% of party sluts, male or female, when you're dating someone you usually get along reasonably well and provide emotional and physical support. In a normal relationship you're not constantly on the verge of breakup, only sticking around because of some single saving grace of your partner. But obviously everyone's balancing the whole picture, and no shit, if your partner is really attractive to you, you're gonna want to try to keep them.
This is not male-exclusive either, just as you fantasize about it being specifically a cute guy that's calling you a worthless slut. You're a lot more indifferent to the idea of an average guy doing it.

>>37819301
in which city in poland are you?

I don't know why, but lately all the femanons on here that I contact are prude cunts. I used to find 7+/10 camwhores on here with no effort who were actually nice to talk to. Where did all these women go? I just want some casual online lewding

>>37819474
Not by my standards. I as a fellow creepy guy who is too weird for even robots support these actions. Do whatever it takes to get that gf. Her chest could breathe out strongly as she says "RAH" and she takes pride in the fact that she can walk around topless and be confused for a male, leading to even more sexy times than with one with breasts. RAH woman. RAH. Don't throw away the snake dude for he shall give you a world of pleasure in return for a world of pleasure. He is willing to make it work, why won't you? You want someone who will devote every waking moment to you, he will. You want someone who will fap to your sleeping body and break into your parents house every once in a while to smother peanut butter over his naked body so you can lick it off? He probably will. RAH female, RAH.

>tfw fembot into monogamous relationship and normal sex
>contact with robots and men drops off after we discuss "fetishes" and I say I have none

>>37819544
I just want to demand some woman take her clothes off and she do it. That and not being jabba the hutt is all I ask.

>>37819555
Why so surprised? Most fembots are into kinky stuff like being degraded. You being boring plain vanilla is a red flag.

>>37819579
I want to watch a girl pee whenever I want, but I can't find that anymore

>>37819555
Snap chat? I will talk to you

>>37819555
That probably happens because they wanted to ERP with you

>>37819590
>Tfw being simply degraded is kinky.

Anon, degradation is very vanilla. BSDM is almost normie tier by this point.

>>37819602
Enterprise Resource Planning?

>>37819539
Zakopane

>>37819551
The anon you're replying to wasn't me. I'd love a guy who breaks into my house to slather himself in peanut butter. I think.

>>37819555
No fetishes usually means unwilling to do anything fun. If you say you're open to trying stuff that would be good

>>37819555
It's no fault of yours fembot, honestly.

It's just that being in an environment like 4chan and socializing with, dating and getting to know fembots who are into everything from rape to abuse to degradation makes it difficult to return to normal and vanilla girls.

You're too good for fucked up men like us. Blame the equally if not more fucked up women whose screwed up sexualities made us this way. They are everywhere on this board after all.

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>>37819551
RAH female, RAH! i'll do it
i'm allergic to peanuts but i swear to god i'll do it
i really would do so much fucked up shit for you my skeleton bride. ever since you made the offhanded remark of me being funny that's been it for me, this is the girl for me
just get me to poland and you've got me and that's it and i'm yours
RAH

>>37819624
The other one, the more embarrassing one

>>37819555
As one of the fucked up femanons, sorry.

i feel like one of the girls i've fished is probably a regular here

went by e-grill on discord, similar mannerisms and conversation points

she removed me because of another e-girl, they got catty and she said ranted at me for poor taste in women and that i'm a pussy beta because the other girl was being bitchy

she lived with her parents and promised not to cuck me if we got together

if you're reading this, i hope your hips are feeling better now

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>>37819626
oh there you are
get me there and it's done i swear on my mom on yours on whoevers mom i gotta swear it on

>>37819690
>one of the fucked up femanons
how are you fucked up?

>>37819690
Are you the slutty chestlet?

>>37819704
I kicked a baby in the face

>>37819599
I don't have any social media or chat clients, sorry robot. Only e-mail and phone.

>>37819635
I am waiting to be with someone who hasn't been taught sexually intimacy by doujins and wants to be two normal people who treat each other respectfully and love each other.

>>37819626
>>37819665
We got a match made in heaven. Peanut butter solves all problems. Love shall triumph with the strength and stickiness of peanut butter. For, through anon's pains, he shall prove his undying loyalty to his skeleton bride.

>>37819727
Not slutty, just into degrading. But yes.

>>37819736
inb4 sharklasers

>>37819732
>Tfw that turns me on
Go on. Your tastes so far are quite good. What other things have you done?

>>37819741
Are you into pee?

>>37819736
You can respect each other and have fetishes

>>37819762
I'm not sure what that is.

>>37819736
>I am waiting to be with someone who hasn't been taught sexually intimacy by doujins
Wow fucking pleb

>>37819626
Wasn't the one who asked, but you really don't live far at all then, like a hundred kilometers.

>>37819786
>into peeing on people
>respect

>>37819790
It's a throwaway for faggots>>37819000

>>37819740
>skeleton bride
Now I'm imagining that Tim Burton movie.
I can't sing though.

>>37819799
Where abouts are you?

>>37819792
I learned sexual intimacy through the most sophisticated and romantic things on the internet. I am talking about the Potter Puppet Pals of course. I will be your Snape and find the ticking noise if you can be my naked Dumbledore.

>>37819626
>looks up Zakopane

Looks pretty scenic. Are you the girl who was into orgasm denial?

>>37819741
Will you add me to kik and make fun of my tiny dick and pathetic body?

its wasteofoxygen009

>>37819626
I'll be moving to krakow this fall because college. Maybe we could meet

I don't trust anyone in this board, so idk how contact could happen. is there a place in krakow you like to visit or idk

>>37819813
Who said anything about on people? Also those comments weren't related

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>>37819740
peanut butter solves every problem but lack of interest, i think
this looks like the star-crossed relationship between snake anon and skeleton bride will end before it begins
not with a bang but with a whimper, as they say
she's moved on
she gave me a (you)
i gave her my heart, and she gave me a (you)
c'est la vie

>>37819832
I attend uni in Martin, live further south.

>>37819851
It's a dead, boring city to be honest, if it can even be called city.
And yeah that's me.

>>37819854
I'm into being degraded, not degrading people.

>>37819856
Why would you willingly come to Poland anon?
And yeah I'm not really sure I'd give any sort of contact out here.

>>37819868
Here's another (You), snake anon. I'll never forget you.

>>37819775

you sick fuck. I was just joking. I'm not even the femanon you're replying to. Proof that these faggots would agree to anything just to get pussy.

>>37818984
deutschbot here.

But I'm afraid it can't work if you're not a female who can be my gf.

>>37819544
Hi J. Sorry for being a prude.

Why are all fembots gross titcows? Why are there never any chestlets?

>>37819920
I'm a S. But don't be prude, what did you do?

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>>37819891
i don't believe you for a second, skeleton bride
not even one second
not even one half of a second
not even any second at all
i'm leaving this thread now, because i'm suddenly feeling sad or some shit
goodbye

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>>37819832
Then let your new NEET boyfriend sing for you, for he will do that as well if needed to get his Polish gf.

>>37819921
Half this thread is about some Polish skelly chestlet anons.
Also titcows deserve to be auschwitz'd.

Have added a bunch of fembots from here. Theyre all mentally ill whores. And I'm not even meme'ing. If you do not keep their attention by being either extremely interesting and a smooth talking sex god they will just ignore you because they have 20 other guys swarming them.

>>37819891
If I tie you up, will you get wet if I insult your body and keep telling you how ugly and worthless you are before engaging into hours-long orgasm denial?

>>37819920
Hi, which prude are you?

>ghosted too many times to know

>>37819899
Not to get pussy, actually I need a femanon willing to kick a baby like a field goal, snapping her foot into the babies' soft spot before it fully formed so it would grow up retarded. My problem is that everyone is too vanilla.

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>>37819985
i think chad may speak the truth
>>37819976
very nice poem, anon i'm going to save it, but i think it's time to give up the ghost, or skeleton in this case. i should have known better

>>37819544
Prude girls are best girls. Take all the slutty girls you want, leave the prude ones to me.

>>37819978
She hasn't even posted a timestamp proving she's not a titcow though. It's probably an American man RPing as a Polish grill.

>>37819989
I prefer berating for my actions more than my body, except my tits.
Ex, you're such a worthless whore getting wet from being abused, you don't deserve any pleasure, you should be grateful I let you service me etc

>>37818827
>femanons are always dropping contact info

WHERE. never seen this happen before

>>37819736
Okay want if swap emails? [email protected] it's a throw away

>>37820027
>i think chad may speak the truth

I'm not even Chad which is why I ended up getting ghosted every time. Its 100% true. None of them make ANY effort to carry or initiate a conversation. You add them and after the initial greetings they will say nothing to you unless you say something to them first. Its ridiculous.

>>37820027
Well snake anon, I wish you could have ended up more lucky. I am thankful to have seen your charming personality all the same. Your devotion is something to be admired.

>>37820056
Answer my email you incompetent slut.

>>37819736
I am monogamous too and don't have any fetishes, can we get in contact?

But not if you're already talking to other guys.

>>37820068
>yahoo
eww why didn't you just stick to your sharklasers, fag?

literally

why the FUCK

would you EVER

FISH ON FUCKING R9K

90%+ chance you'll get catfished, the girls you find are generally unattractive and surrounded by dozens of orbiters

im so fucking confused dude

>>37820070
I think this is true with anyone anon. Nobody cares if you disappear, they all expect you to uphold the conversation and never make an effort themselves. After the initial chat, nobody even bothers to send me a message first. Tfw you feel unloved.

>>37820081
no wonder why guys like you are being ghosted

>>37820111
/r9k/ is literally how I lost my virginity. And I know I'm not the only one.

>>37820056
I will be sure to constantly remind you how you are an inferior chestlet. And maybe put in nipple clamps just to taunt you into getting them to grow. I'll also tease you about forcing you to get implants so you would be less worthless.

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>>37820075
thanks wingnon, that genuinely means something to me
i'm not sure what you want out of life, but i know for a fact that i want you to have it, so don't you dare disappoint me
see ya around, i'll be here, on /r9k/ as always

>>37820111
I guess because anons feel if anyone could ever understand them, it is a female that has been rejected so much from society as them to know what it is like. They want someone who is not average, someone who doesn't have that toxic mindset, and is one of the rare ones actually compatible with them and can understand them.

>>37820082
Sure, what's your e-mail?

>>37820116
No its not true with anyone, just females. I've added tons of males and theyre always starting conversations and being the first to talk or say hello. I've yet to meet a female online who takes any sort of initiative to maintain contact or friendship or carry a conversation.

>>37820126
literally haven't seen ANYONE dropping real contact info, let alone fems or traps.

>>37820158
Or the ones that post contact info then actively act like they don't want to talk. Or refuse to tell you their age

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>>37819486
>>37819408
>>37818667
>>37819062
>>37818797
>>37818606
>>37818645
>>37818771
Just shut the fuck up, I hate robots like you, I hate robots in general, you fucking pieces of shit.
Most of you say "wah wah wah tfw no gf", HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL SUPPOSED TO HAVE ONE IF YOU CAN'T EVE TAKE CARE ABOUT YOURSELVES, YOU STUPID FAGGOTS??!!?!?"

>all i REALLY need is a gf
>why don't YOU be MY gf????
>i'm willing to move in with you straight away, and all you have to do is buy me the ticket

Like wtf you are evn serious you disgusting human being???? what woman would want a neet loser like you??
>the start of our new relationship is the perfect time to get one, don't worry, once you fly me out there you'll have 100% moral support from me
Dude you don't have self respect, how could you support her emotionally?
She said it, she she can't even support herself, if you were her bf, you'd need to take care about her, and support her despite her problems, like always being there, you idiot.
>>37818694
>the inevitable wagecucking when my parents kick me out any easier.
How the fuck a neet from here would look for a job? I mean some of them are maybe, but a real "man" would try it for the good in the relationship, you know, like don't letting your parent kick you out and it that happens, maybe giving you a place to live, etc etc.

>>37818771
Hi
>>37818797
>don't you think having a charming scarecrow man to come home and vent to would
That'd be other guy not you
>>37819736
>wants to be two normal people who treat each other respectfully and love each other.
You could find that someone here, though the possibilities are 90% no, and 10% yes, that 90% are guys like these ones >>37819599 >>37819590 etc etc
>>37819891
>Why would you willingly come to Poland anon?
Cant you see it yet, as I said only 10% of robots here are worth it, not even one in this thread.~By the way to the 2 "fembots" here, don't give contact, it will be useless. You'll end up talking to nobody.

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could a fembot talk to me on skype or gmail please? I just want someone to talk to make life seem more interesting again. I promise I won't be creepy.

skype: waxknight
email: exdeesorandumb@gmail

choose whatever.

>>37820158
You are luckier than me anon. I am used to going on Discord, Skype, and on various MMOs with the hope of talking to people only to realize either nobody's online at the moment or when they are online that I am forgotten about.

>>37820145
[email protected]

But I am a boring person and often don't know what to say. If you think I'm an idiot and don't want to talk to me anymore, you can just tell me.

>talk to woman online for 4+ years on and off
>met on Omegle when we were 18
>tells me yesterday she was actually 13 when we met, turning 18 this week

Fuck. Never talk to women online.

>>37820187
t. titcow

>>37816547
Do you have any more of her you can post?

Can robots explain this fascination with femanons to me?

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>>37820230
anon, what did you mean by this?(pic related)

>>37820158
This is not how it works, so you are the one who adds them and you expect them to be your friend(Yeah sure, I'll add you to be myfriend)/girlfriend/whatever and to be talkative and not boring when you're the one who added them. You're stupid if you think they're boring to begin with, you're the only one who has to start a nice conversation with them, you have to lead them since you met them on the fucking r9k, not fb you silly robot.
>>37820230
She wont tell you, you both will start talking less and less until bum she disspears

also

>[email protected]
Kek'd

>>37820284
No

>>37820231
I made friends with a girl who camwhored a lot on this site and of course claimed to be 18. Recently she confessed to me she will soon turn 18. Beware of underaged camwhores, they are everywhere on 4chan.

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>>37820306
It was a lonelypost some months ago.

As a 20 year old virgin with no gf ever I'm getting lonely often.

>>37820314
>>37820306
An example, for the monogamous "fembot".

>>37820231
Yeah, that's terrible bro, having a 16 year old girl into you is the worst thing imaginable!

>>37820317
There are tons of them. I met one who was 15.

>>37820344
Met as in, real life met?

Why don't you have a seat over there.

>>37820340
I know, right?
monogamous my ass
this thread is full of lies

>>37820340
Are you implying that I'm lying about being monogamous?

The person that I gave the email to back then didn't even send me a mail and I'm not talking to anyone right now.

>>37820314
If you're not gonna post anything constructive, at least post your tits you fag

>>37820301
Simple. I have grown to the point where I am aroused simply by the concept of interacting with a female, even if that interaction is just a post on an anonymous imageboard with no lasting value. I am that desperate for a female's attention that simply the word fembot makes me think "I can have sex with her!". It doesn't help that I am heavily turned on by female wojack and the normal femanon pictures. Yes, I know none of this leads to sex, but I can't help it. I want a (you) from a femanon, even if it is an anon lying and saying they are a femanon, as a way of simply saying that I have gotten something...anything...from a female that could in the slightest sense be construed as a form of caring.

>>37820306
>mfw I'm not the only one who does this
>tfw get jealous and don't contact them

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>>37820317
>tfw my underage tits are still somewhere to be found probably, five years after the fact
Thank goodness it's just tits and I could probably convincingly pretend it's a boys' chest if they're ever found.

I met my gf on r9k, dunno if anyone would consider her a "fembot" because it was her first time posting here or even lurking here and hasn't really touched r9k since. Though she's probably more bot like than most of r9k

>>37820344
I'm not a pedophile like most of this site.
>>37820317
Most camwhores are underaged for sure

>>37820339
I'm not sure how to feel about e-mailing a robot that hates themselves and tells me I can give up before even sending anything.

What are your hobbies or interests? Are you passionate about anything?

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>>37820396
>tfw boy chest gf

>>37820364
Met on snapchat not IRL.

>>37820396
>animeposter
>female

Fembots/Robots, how would you feel if you find out that your e-bf/e-gf is not being monogamous?

>>37820396
> my underage tits are still somewhere to be found probably, five years after the fact

Why do you feel no shame about this? Honest question.

If your dad found those pictures how do you think he'd feel?

>>37820417
I'm just like the average robot, playing stupid video games and watching dumb anime. I'm not passionate about anything, I just want to live a fun and happy life.

I'm trying to get my life on track though.

Sorry if I wasted your time.

For real. HOW can you meet someone form here.
Or camwhore with someone. That shit is just odd man.
Odds are fucking low.

>>37820498
It's fun and hot. It's also not a big deal.

>>37820417
I'm passionate about so many things that it depresses me to know I'll have to pick one or two of them and ignore the rest. Often I'll find myself losing track of 3 or 4 hours because I ran along a string of tangents reading about various things. The other day I started by reading a summary for a television series, and ended on reading articles about extinct species of bee.

>>37820410
Respond!!! T_T

>>37820523
I kow it's cool. But HOW can you contact a somewhat nice girl or boy or whatever. Chances are it's a virgin ugly loser or a fat ugly girl. if it's not in soc im amaed by this shit even happening.

>>37820474
But I do feel ashamed, kinda.
I can't think of any situation where my father would go through random year-old threads in the archives on /b/

>>37820560
More often than not it's an average person, not everyone is a stereotype

Fembots, pls add my Discord
PJazzAll#4128

>>37820580
Would you like to share your legal cans with me, femanon?

>>37820580
Are all women exhibitionists or something? Deep down it feels like they are.

I was gonna a meet this girl who fucked the owner of 8 Chan.

>>37820613
Nope, I'd rather not.

>>37820617
A lot of them are. 2 didn't post them for exhibitionistic reasons, some newfag on /b/ was talking about female orgasms and said some complete bullshit and I corrected him and said I'm a girl so I'd know and he didn't believe me so I timestamp'd.

>>37816459
I met one from the zeemap. She was super spergy and acted like she was 14 when she was in her mid 20's. Not my thing desu. We don't really talk anymore which is fine with me.

>>37820524
That's cool anon. I'm an apprentice falconer.

>>37820719
That's a shame, I like femanon boobs

>>37820719
>actually participating in online arguments
>trying to win
innocent youth

>>37820736
The women on that map are terrible

>>37820774
What do you enjoy about falconry? That's an uncommon interest even in men.

>>37820736
>tfw no childish gf
Normie cancer.

>>37820790
I just being a guy to tell a femanon to show her boobs. It is a nice feeling to know you convinced them to do something they wouldn't normally do, something they did specifically for you. Now, it has never worked, but you need to do it a thousand times before you get one victory.

>>37820790
Me too anon.

>>37820800
I know, right? I got really riled up, too, I felt like I just HAD to prove him wrong, instead of pretending to be rustled. I didn't have a passionate argument in years.

>>37820719

Well I guess that's how you win online arguments...

>>37816459
Fembots do not exist you stupid faggotm

>>37820832
Its a great feeling and I know it.
>>37820852
Post em then

>>37820410
How can such a cute boy be such a bully

>>37820822
I've always enjoyed birds, especially raptors. I enjoy the sport, but I'm also interested in rehabilitation. I think a lot of people are interested in it but very few are willing to undergo sponsorship, passing a test and dumping thousands into mews, weathering areas and equipment.

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bruh you can submit posts without having a image attached to them

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>>37817199
>you will never be a monsterdong in a fembot's cock harem

>>37821011
Most femanons like a nice average benis. Preferably uncut

fembots are trash. Low class skanks

>>37821011
>Preferably uncut

Personally I prefer cut. The skin is too awkward.

>>37820301
Finding this place atleast used to be able to use a computer not like a fucking retard that most robots see girls do throughout their lives. A girl smart enough to use a computer properly represents a smart girl. A smart girl is a desirable trait to some people, and if she has a nice face robots flock to her.

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>>37816459

Don't do it. You won't believe me, but don't do it.

>>37821037
Agree. I got a 5in dildo that's just perfect to me. Fuck monsterdongs. Figuratively.

>>37816459
>tfw no girls like it slow and intimate anymore

Rough sex has become cheesey and overdone, you can still pound the fuck out of her with your foreheads pressed together and her arms held up beside her head

>>37821067
You don't count because you're a gay or tranny, not a fembot.

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I cant talk to girls online. I just fall in love pretty much instantly and become obsessed with them. I will literally devote every waking hour to thinking about them and what to say. I will stare at Skype or Discord or whatever and wait for them to respond, wonder what they're doing/etc. But they never know this and I just pretend to be uninterested and cause them to distance themselves and move on. Then I get heart broken and it hurts.

So now I just avoid girls even though Im really lonely. Its for the better.

>>37821072
I just want a girl to, for once, use a desktop computer. I swear every single one uses a laptop and it makes my blood boil. I mean, how can you make a custom build like that? How can you let your computer overheat because you throw it on your bed with fans being unable to blow the air anywhere, then complain when it got ruined? Laptops killed society, I want the desktop women. But women don't use desktop computers, don't care about custom builds.

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>>37818827

This >>37818868. The women are ultra evil on a sliding scare where all women are already super evil.

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>wanting to meet girls
nigga please, it seems like you want to slave yourself.

>>37818961

>For women, it's usually because they're women

ftfy

Original edit

>>37821091
Post contact info, realistic femanon.

>>37816459
Huge tits, an "alpha female" type with a sadist streak. Seemingly well read. Intensely sexual. A very challenging person to talk to since she's used to boys giving her what she wants. I get the feeling she would financially dominate lesser males.

>>37821067
You probably have never seen a nice one where the skin just covers the sides and retracts complete

>>37821324
How can I talk to that woman?

>>37821165
I do this when I am not in love with someone, they often are scared I have fallen in love with them and I can't stop the roller-coaster of emotions. If you say you will be my friend, I will become obsessed with you to the point that you literally will become my existence. Say I find you better than the others around me, I will spit on them to throw you on a pedestal and sing literal songs of praises to you. This isn't even love, this is a friendship for me with someone I consider to be unattractive, I am scared what love would be like for me. My life consists of knowing about my favorite friend, thinking about them 24/7, and living to message them. It consists of working, getting home, then getting on the computer and doing nothing but waiting for them to appear. It is me breaking apart into tears with every single word they say. Every second of silence I get paranoid they forgot about me, wondering why I don't matter to them at that moment, and start breaking apart emotionally until I can exert release and happiness at the next Skype message.

They know this. I tell them constantly to the point everyone gets scared of me. I am too obsessive. Befriend me for a month and be the best human you can be, I will make a shrine dedicated to you. Needless to say, I can't get into friendships with girls as they just think I am flirting with them. Guys on the other hand tend to complain that I am not manning up. I have taken to pretending to be a girl on the internet just because of how emotional I get, but then I feel like I am lying to everyone and emotionally distance myself from them whenever they try to get close.

>>37821308
It's less that I'm realistic, my puss just can't take those huge things, never saw the appeal.
Also I don't want to see your dick but thanks.

>>37821328
Yeah I dont doubt there are some nice uncuts but the ones ive uhh interacted with have all been a hassle. There are some nice cut dicks too.

>>37821194
I'm a female browsing 4chan on a smartphone right now. I don't play games that require some kind of intense graphics card and proper cooling. I don't own any sort of computer or laptop.

I don't think you can call yourself smart because you ordered parts online and your big brain managed to piece it together and use a few screws. Men who "custom build" desktops seem to act like they studied Boolean logic and literally soldered the shit together.

>>37821360
That's too bad, cus I want to see you pussy and dildo

>>37821165
I want this. Post contact info anon.

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>>37818667
WYPIERDALAJ MI Z R9K KUUUUURWOOOOOOO
originales

>>37821369
Are you in Europe or the UK? Everyone there has disgusting dicks where the foreskin is like two inches long wtf

>>37816459
I met a robot from here and he choked me and fingered me in public it was gr8

>>37821387
You want what, exactly?

>>37821404
>buttmad self-hating cutfag burger detected

Met one over four years ago. "Fembots" do not exist.

>>37821387
uhhh...i kinda said that I avoid girls. But since you know my issue maybe it will be different. My kik: subparscientist

>>37821433
BAIT
STOP FUCKING BAITING
REEE

>>37819732

Nigga

>>37819985
>>37820070

Redpills newfags will ignore

>>37820125

Bitch shut the fuck up. You ghost because you don't give a shit.

>>37821379
No, it isn't about being smarter because I use a desktop. It is about the fact that I feel I can in no way relate to you if you aren't on a desktop, that you either have overheating laptops or phones. I hate phones. My mother talked on a phone instead of taking care of me because she wanted to cheat on my father with Chad. House phones at least limited her, once she got a cell phone I never saw her. It isn't about being smart, it is about the fact that I see you as a person that has portability and thus no commitment to one place. A phone is even worse, it is something for people to play with those apps and be like LMAO while they ignore everyone around them including those that are starving so that their non-Chad father has to go to Burger King and you get fat because you literally never eat home cooked meals because nobody taught you how to use an oven and just threw fast food at you because you women were on your phone. I hate phone posters, they ignore me and cannot love, they just want to hurt me and not cook up a box of Kraft Mac & Cheese like all the kids on tv have.

>>37816459
Listen up ye motherfarkin' schitkarnts, I am a farken' 4chan EXPERT and me is farken' sick of yer bloody booshit fargetry cloggin' up muh board. It's booshit I tell yer, farken' BOOSHIT! Get yer farken' transfag buttboy nigger ass normie cancer off muh FAHCKING board before I chuck me booze at yer n' torch yer farken' libtard party n' make yall real roasties haHaHAHOho, I swear to da fucken' devil ye need a retard leash put on y'all n' why don't ye make yerselves useful n' fucken' hang yerselves on it cus yer good for nothin' fuckass NORMIES, F ALL Y'ALL OFF MY BOARD NORMIES, I will fucken' put muh cigar out in yer bloody eye sockets if ye dare come back 'ere. Abandon all hope fer this gerd fersaken board. RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FEMBOTS DONT EXIST YOU ULTIMATE FUCKMONGERING RETARDS

>>37821433
That's sort of cute. do you have mental illnesses?

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I think you just need to talk with people and hopefully one will get show up! I am a femanon and am meeting a guy from this board in two weeks. We started talking around sixth months ago.

We are both giant pervs...I am super into the idea of humiliation and rough sex. I know when he comes down it's going to be a few days of endless fucking filled with choking, bondage, anal, slapping, spitting, piss, and pretty much any other things our dirty minds can handle. So again, it's not impossible to find someone. We are out there :)

>>37816459
>How do I go about meeting cute, masochistic fembots
By being a normie. All fembots get fucked by chad but since he doesn't want a relationship with them they come here and pretend they have any idea what being a robot is like.

>>37821595
You are so fucking fucked up. Holy shit.

How many men have known you?

>>37821533
Making a lot of assumptions anon. I don't own a computer because no company offers Internet in my area (rural). There are cell phone towers and a phone is required if something happens to you, for example, accidentally hitting a deer.

My life is basically farming, taking care of animals and playing on my phone a little.

Not sure why your happiness is based on Mac n' cheese and mommy problems but clearly you need to work on that. There are more important things in life than punishing everyone who uses a phone because your mom did.

I'm not sure if I'd ever be comfortable meeting a girl from 4chan. There are way too many people on this site who are sadistic deceiving assholes. Sure, most of the people here are pretty normal and are OK people, but those kinds of people probably have enough going on in real life and don't have the need to reach out to anonymous people online.

My fear is that whoever I talk to will just be trying to trick me somehow, probably just for their own cruel entertainment. I'm not worried about my physical safety; I just don't want to be used as someone's emotional plaything.

>>37820416

You wasted a golden opportunity. This is why jews are superior. They never cede an opportunity.

>>37821628
I am actually a virgin. He has had multiple partners before.

>>37821657
I'm a femanon and I have the exact same problem. Probably never gonna meet someone from the internet, I get way too paranoid.

>>37816661

I know her a little. I know where she lives. Can confirm she's not a virgin so don't waste your time. She is top notch crazy though a relationship with her is not possible. Literally

when you grow up you realise that trying to meet people over internet websites where there is no geography incorporated is a HUGE waste of time.

meeting people over okcupid, tinder, and so on , that's fine. that's not a waste of time because you can meet people within a few days of starting talking to them.

but trying to get a gf or sexual gratification from 4chan or omegle or chatroullette where people are probably hundreds of miles away and it will be weeks or months before you ever meet if at all is a really big waste of time

most of the time the conversation will go flat and she will ghost you before you ever get to fuck her.
even if you just want nudes you're probably gonna have to talk to her for hours before you get nudes.

it's just such a waste of time compared to real life or geographically local dating sites/apps

>>37816516
>red hair
>Everything else you just said
Please be Florida

>>37821670
What are your fetishes though? What kind of dick do you like?

>>37821692
Give me her email nerd.

>>37821668
lol, he's going to treat you like a whore

and you'll love it.

he'd better be white.

>>37821670
there are obvious warning signs with any manipulative catfishing types. the point is to have equal leverage (nudes, personal info etc) over each other, then it makes any attempt to "out" you online a case of mutually assured destruction.

>>37821657
I met someone from 4chan and they beat the fuck out of me. He got upset because I didn't come to the bedroom when he called me due to being a little distracted and attacked me. A lot of bruises (including on the back of my head), two fractured ribs. He was arrested and the police informed me that he was lying about his identity. It was hard to deal with the fact that I didn't know who he was and most of his life was made up.

Not saying all men are like this on 4chan, or even most of them but I don't have much trust anymore for strangers. I haven't dated since then and I'm unsure that I ever will.

>>37821595
Why are you trying to make us sad and jealous?

>>37816840
Yeah, wish i had that body in my bed. I'm turning more dyke by the hour desu.

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>>37821668
Every time. I wonder what living life as an empty whore is like. May as well not even be sapient.

>>37821670
There is absolutely no way to know if anything you or anyone else says is true, or if they're just being a clinical psychopath: an amoral manipulative remorseless egotist with zero empathy. We've all been on this site longer than we should have been, and we've all seen cat-fishing, trolling, doxxing, and blackmail. People do that shit because it amuses them to hurt others. Even though such people are a tiny minority, with millions and millions of people on this site there are still thousands of predatory sociopaths plotting their next victim right at this very moment.

>>37821657
I literally talked to a girl from 4chan for a day then we met for coffee the next day.

It's no big deal at all if you both are mature adults about it. That said, red flags are people who have a lot of immaturity about them once you start talking to them IRL.

>>37821595
Oh boy, can't wait for yet another
>I GAVE A ROBOT A CHANCE AND X AND Y HAPPENED, FUCKING ROBOTS, NEVER DATE THEM EVER
thread. I'll preemptively inform you that you just hooked up with a /soc/ faggot and you should direct your complaints to /soc/

>>37821768
I just wanted to give you guys hope! It's not impossible to meet someone.

It took me a long time to find someone I mesh so well with on multiple levels. I was at the point of giving up trying. I mean, I am a 24 year old virgin for goodness sakes...

>>37821760

Jesus. Pyschos ruin everything for everyone else

>>37821760
Anon, I think I've heard your story before. Or at least, I've heard a couple of similar stories (one about a femanon who had to pull a knife on an anon who tried to block her from leaving his apartment).

Anyway I just wanted to say I'd usually troll or shitpost but your story made me sad. We're not all like that, and this is coming from a guy who has several screws loose when it comes to what he likes doing to girls in bed.

>>37821786
>males of high genetic quality

Just another pseudoscientific rabble.

>>37821760
>meeting someone alone for the first time
wew

>>37821800
Mmm. If things all fail I would never post about it....in fact I have never made a topic thread. I spend a majority of the time as a lurker.

I just don't see things falling through with this guy.

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Are there any swedish people on here in general?

>>37821807
Fuck off and kys pls roastie

>>37821758

I don't have her email I have something else. You ain't getting shit boy. She is easily the craziest bitch on here though so you're wasting your time. But she is an easy slut though but eh

>>37821840
Do you actually want to date him or is it just sex?

>>37821863
>She is easily the craziest bitch on here

Good.

>>37821633
But I bet you still use Snapchat all the same while talking about swag with some orgasmic look on your face. You don't just use it for emergencies or Internet, you use it to communicate with whoever you are going to open your legs up to tonight. You want to just be friends, fine, but don't forget I exist because you are too busy posting smiley face memes from your phone.

You sound like someone who is "too busy" to care about me. You have animals that you would shower with more love and affection than you would ever show to a simple friend. I just want a hug and instead you are too busy feeding the animals or playing on your phone to show selfie pictures of you with the animals. I want to hope I am making assumptions, that you aren't as bad as I assume, but I know how females operate after seeing how my mother did it for years. I just want a female that commits to those things she has around her. Actually, scratch that, I want anyone that commits to those things around them. I want someone who showers me with nonstop love and affection as a great friend. Not someone that is like, well you are just a friend so I am going out clubbing bye.

My happiness is based on Mac & Cheese because I wanted someone to always cook me a meal. I wanted something that wasn't Burger King or Mcdonalds. I wanted real food and I never was given the option. Now I am a retarded autist who doesn't even own an oven but instead just gets fast food every day and cries about the fact that I only have a small basement room that doesn't allow me to fit an oven that allows me to cook up Kraft Mac & Cheese. Look how happy the kids are eating it. I want that happiness, I want the years of my youth back, I want deliciously cheesy pieces of pasta that someone had the affection to make me. The people that make it seem so happy to make it, the people who eat it seem so happy to eat it, and I can only imagine it tastes divine.

Well, my mother is the only female I saw besides those in school.

>>37821866
I actually want to date him....and eventually marry him. It's not just about sex with him. We share pretty much all the same interests and hobbies and truly are emotionally connected.

We talk every night on Duo for hours. Sometimes his family will even join in the discussion.

>>37821908
My animals are chickens. They just run around in the yard and crow/click.

>>37821595

How did you two meet exactly?

sage

>>37821830
That was after knowing him for a while.

>>37821822
Thanks anon. I go to therapy and shit like that, it happened pretty recently. I'm sure someday my fears will pass.

>>37822065
>Thanks anon. I go to therapy and shit like that, it happened pretty recently. I'm sure someday my fears will pass.

It goes to show you I guess that for some anons the whole autism thing isn't just a joke or self-parody, they really do believe it and they'll even hurt people they meet in real life for the sake of it.

Had you ever met anyone from 4chan before that?

I've met guys and girls, some of the former I ended up being friends with, and some of the latter I ended up dating and/or screwing, and I got on pretty well with all of them.

>>37821988
You make it sound so distant. Why do you have the animals if you don't love them? You favor chickens over humans, just like my mother favored her cats over me. I know it is hard to see yourself as a terrible person, my mother never could admit it to herself either, but you need to admit your weaknesses so that you can give your child the box of Mac & Cheese I never had. It is not too late for him anon, please make him happy and feed him. Just letting the father handle it with Burger King won't help him.

>>37822123
Only in a group situation, like we all got Chinese food together and went home. Other than that, no.

Honestly some savable posts ITT. I'm going to remember Mac & Cheese guy at least.

>>37822173
Was that some sort of big moot-type meetup? I can only remember those from old /b/.

Did you discuss anything sexual with the guy you met up with prior to meeting him?

>>37822145
I respect them and feed them well. I don't "love" them because they are animals. We're two creatures on two very different conscious levels, working together and benefitting from each other. I admit I would be sad or upset if something killed my chickens (outside of me killing them for meat) but that's about it.

It's not a pet or lover or something. Not sure why you keep bringing up fast food.

>>37822261
We were romantically involved for quite a bit of time before he attacked me. We also took it pretty slow and I didn't mention much sexual stuff before meeting him for the first time.

There were indicators that things were off, for example, he was very demanding and acted smug when I did things for him (simply because I cared about him). He was also turned on if I cried and sometimes insulted me via name calling. I never thought it would result in that though.

>>37822261
>big moot-type meetup
That would possibly be viable as a way of meeting people. If a dozen or so people get together the odds of a complete psycho being able to dominate conversation and manipulate people is pretty low.

Trouble is, is that such a large meetup would only be feasible in a big city like New York, London, Tokyo, etc. Or as part of some big event like a comic or anime conference.

>>37822424
4chan used to have panels at places like AX from my recollection. Years and years ago.

>>37822330
I see. Sounds like you were lucky to get out of it, even if it did end in a sour and violent way.

What race are you both out of interest?

>>37822452
He was white, I am Asian/white.

I don't know, I just want to take the qt I met on omegle camping.

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Besides the fact that there are no fembots in Arizona according to Zeemaps and I don't fuck with that Discord shit except for gaming groups, I just keep getting told that I can't let my dick think or whatever.

Well God damnit I'm a guy, I have a dick and I want to fuck someone as mentally and physically broken as I am. I want to enjoy the temporary comfort of knowing you can be inside someone for a night and neither of you will hurt each other. Damn son, I'm just straight up ready to fuck.

>tfw have regular access to 80% of the US
>every femanon I meet is Canadian or European
Feels bad, man.

>>37821856
I'm talking to one femanon from sweden. I'm going to have to import het to burgerland.

>>37822529
How often do you get lewds?

>>37821591
It was really cute! I just regret leaving that interaction still a virgin
I'm not diagnosed with anything but if i had to guess I'd say I have a minor anxiety problem and maybe depression

>>37822474
>Eurasian

And where are you from?

>>37822518
There used to be one, where did she go? She was an insufferable cunt