Make a coupon for your love. Find a bf/gf.
>>37820711
kek
I'll make one too.
Gimme a minute.
>>37820711
A friendly reminder that Sonic's arms aren't blue either.
Bumperino.
Aboriginal.
>>37820711
>must be under 5'7
let me guess, you're 5'7?
>>37820749
Made one.
God I'm lonely.
>>37820928
Sorry if the heart fasces is retarded.
I thought it looked cute.
I haven't found the coupon I wish to redeem yet.
>>37821021
Make your own then.
Maybe a robot will redeem.
>>37820711
Must be:
>yandere
>insane
>girl
>vidya
>girl
>under 5"6
>not fat but with decent sized tits
>cute
>happy
>>37821079
Don't fall for the yandere girl meme.
Only BPD girls are like that and it's far from an anime.
This is a great idea, I'll post mine soon.
>>37821079
>>37821110
You need to make a coupon and post it. You know? Like OP.
still waiting for a femanon to get flocked
>>37821114
Oh look. Another normie trying to 'redpill' me on the best type of gfs. Well tell me why shouldn't I.
>>37821139
It will happen.
>>37821147
I'm far from a normie. I just knew a BPD girl online. Trust me it's not worth it.
Women seek validation; for BPD girls they need a ton (more than a mere robot can provide.)
If they're clingy and yandere with you, they'll be like that for any guy who gives them attention.
Listen to my pleas, anon.
Where I can find a blank coupon?
>>37821211
I just searched up "coupon template."
>>37820711
>under 5'7
why tho?
>>37821211
>>37821268
Have mine too.
>>37821290
I-I don't care if you're taller than me. >>37820928
>>37821290
tall girls are fucking gross as shit
>>37821327
>tall girls are fucking gross as shit
>not wanting your kids to be tall so they don't know manlet feels
>>37821327
>tall girls are fucking gross as shit
t.manlet
Stop arguing and make coupons!
>>37821417
Nah. Actual manlets love tall girls
t. manlet with a step ladder
>>37821327
OP here, I didn't write this shit. Tall girls are qts.
>>37821268
>>37821291
Thanks, I made one
>>37821622
wow dude you beat me to my own coupon idea
>>37821622
>redeem for a gf/bf
What did he/she mean by this?
>>37821656
Great minds think alike I guess.
>>37820928
obviously not lonely enough if you wouldn't date a asian or middle eastern girl
>>37821656
Add me friendo
>>37821672
It means that I'm looking for a gf or a bf
>>37821718
If someone sees it and redeems it, they're gonna think you're a tranny or some shit.
Redeem-gain or regain possession of (something) in exchange for payment.
>>37821702
Is that an offer?
Once in a lifetime deal, ladies
>>37821765
Too bad you have shitty editing skills.
>>37821782
Or is that intentional to not appear like a nerd?
4D chess my dude
>>37821191
>If they're clingy and yandere with you, they'll be like that for any guy who gives them attention.
Incorrect. Other guys don't exist to me, only the guy I like. Also, don't date us if you value your life.
t. BPD
>>37821753
Ehh seems i'm just dumb, English isn't my native language and i didn't understood the meaning of "redeem" kek
>>37821811
>Incorrect. Other guys don't exist to me, only the guy I like.
Until you start hating him and you whore yourself to get someone else afas
>>37821753
well, would you be open to either?
>>37821846
Lower your standards geesh.
>>37821854
Nope. Even when I'm splitting he's all I think about. I love him even when I hate him.
>>37821811
I bet.
Redeem a coupon then, roastie.
>>37821808
Smart.
>>37821894
Yes... Well, so long as you're not a leftist.
>>37821905
It doesn't change the fact that you'll probably whore yourself to try to find someone else.
I have a friend who has bpd and we are cool, but I hardly trust her loyalty. Despite she like to think she's the loyalest person in the world.
I don't mind since we're only friend, but still.
Stop arguing and make coupons!
Now!
>>37821938
but your requirement said white women only, are you trying to pump and dump me?
>>37822055
Add OP he's not racist.
>>37822055
No. Sex isn't a huge priority for me.
I just want affection, femanon.
>>37822086
Fuck off!
>vidya player
>under 5'7
You're just a bully with high standards.
>>37821139
>want to participate
>remember the horror of making a zeemap pin
I'll just lurk silently instead.
>>37822136
Post one. You can always not respond to their friend requests.
>>37822113
Kek, "bully". I'm changing my coupon requirements to: preferably breathing.
>>37821622
>>37821656
Do "dead inside"s count as "alive"?
>>37822136
why can't you just fucking reply to anons you like instead of trolling for (you)'s
>>37822113
here is my coupon
do you accept anon?
>>37821808
It docks you enough points to only receive a non-legal tender indirect (You).
>>37822195
Sure!
I'm frugal.
I don't hate anime, but I don't watch either. Add me on Discord. I'm sure you're not ugly.
>>37822165
You're alive as long as you breath
>>37822224
>I don't hate anime
>>37822195
Ooh, clever ploy with the font.
>>37822195
>tfw you don't hate anime
>>37822184
Because i can gather (You)'s while i window shop and avois having to do what
>>37822147
Suggests outright and I don't have to make a new throwaway discord.
>>37822236
Give me a chance.
I already removed my >white standard.
>>37822227
I don't do that sometimes depending on the whether.
>>37821547
Same
5'8 and i want an amazon
I need one to get a trap
>>37822236
>>37822285
Please don't give up on me, femanon. :^(
>>37822378
Make a coupon degenerate.
>>37821993
I was a khv before I met him. I've had offers but I never accepted them. He's the one for me. Some of us are cheaters but not all of us.
>>37822466
Shut the fuck up and checkem.
Why are you even here if you're not single.
>>37822466
Well, everyone is different I guess. Good luck with him, femanon.
>>37820711
These coupons are valid for worldwide gfs ?
>>37822741
I'm sure that's up to whoever posts it. Message them and see.
>even manlets want tall lanky titcows
>>37822741
OP here, mine is (at least).
>>37822830
>implying they don't just want a gf in general
>>37822830
I'm a manlet and I don't care at all.
Are you a small chestlet or what?
>>37822830
You mean like this
Aboriginolly
Come on anons.
It doesn't look like a single person has gotten a bf/gf out of this!
>>37822830
I don't give a fuck about the height desu.
All I ask is to find someone proportional in respect of me. I'm skinny and 5ft6 so everyone below 5ft10 and from anorexic to chubby is pretty good in my mind.
The fact is, I'm ugly in general and my lack of self esteem prevents me to find someone.
>>37823526
I know this feel.
I just want a gf.
>>37822466
Where do I find girls like you. You're in the US too right? Yanderes don't exist in the EU.
Coupons thus far:
>>37820711
>>37820928
>>37821656
>>37821765
>>37821846
Claim your bfs while you can, femanons.
>19-24
>white
>girl(female)
>fit
>5'5-5'11
>curvy
>vidya(lol/vanilla/d3/mtg/mgo/etc.) at competitive level
>similar(good) taste in food/media/etc.
>nasty in bed, almost anything goes
>loyal
>traditional
>depressed
>suicidal
>cute/girly
>funny
>sweet
>loving
>phd in physics/math (med. school negotiable)
>incredibly well read and knowledgeable of most classical literature/art/music
>likes / is good at drawing
you know who i am and where to find me
>>37823744
So you ugly as a sin
>>37823744
Is this what you're looking for or who you are?
>expecting a nigga to have a PhD by 24
>>37823780
Yeah... IDK if it's a girl or a boy, but it's surely is dumb as fuck. Probably doesn't know jack shit about /uni/
>>37823744
I don't know who you are and where to find you.
D3? Diablo 3 at competitive level hwat?
Where do you live. Also >>37823780
>>37823780
lf
in progress is fine
Holy shit some people's standards are high around here, don't you guys know how rare a living, breathing girl is nowadays?
>>37823995
>tfw black
o-ok
>>37823995
>standards high
>not black
>STILL having standards as a robot
All the black girls to me then please. I'll take you all.
>>37824041
Yes you right there
You guys should put your Steam/Discord in the coupons. That way we can save them and repost them.
>>37821268
Thanks for template anon!
I made one!
>>37824041
Fuck off Alexa.
Dumb nigger.
dattebayo
Original coupons so far:
>>37820711 (OP)
>>37820928
>>37821656
>>37821765
>>37821846
>>37824153
>>37824285
Use them asap, femanons.
>>37824367
Please. We're lonely.
>all these "must be white" restrictions
this is why you're all virgins
ohmygodimjusttryingtopostanoriginalcomment...
worth a shot i suppose
>>37824471
I said I'd make an exception. Most non-white fembots don't want a fascist who talks about human bio-diversity though.
>>37824495
Same here, except I'm more about the family values. It's harder to do the whole family thing when you have such different cultures.
shit thread lmao
>>37823744
So you've looking for an intelligent, kind, 10/10 virgin who will immediately become your loving slutty waifu and mommy gf?
You must be a REAL catch.
>>37821079
Yandere girls fucking suck. They're the most disloyal, shallow, and disgusting creatures. Beware.
>>37824541
I've had bad experiences with non-white girls as well desu. ;_;
>>37824549
Kill yourself. This is comfy.
>>37824576
not him but can i just have the kind and mommy gf parts, thanks
>>37824583
Huh. Seems like this
>>37821811
>>37821905
>>37822466
directly contradicts that. Well what d'ya know
>>37824592
>mommy gf
this is the most disgusting thing ever.
you don't want a gf. you just want to have a mom who will do everything for you. you want to be a child forever.
>>37824153
Also no joke about the "all expenses paid" part
>>37824576
i never said 10/10, virgin, slutty, waifu, or mommy
stay in your fucking lane
>>37824622
Many on /r9k/ have this crazy idea that getting a gf would be like getting a fully devoted servant who would fix everything in their life and do everything for them. And not a relationship where you have to give and take.
>>37820711
Here's mine!
>This comment is original now!
Claim your bf while you still can, femanons!
You guys are fucking losers. Fembots don't belong here.
>>37821846
gotta lower your standards anon and just pick one
>>37824622
i just want someone to occasionally treat me like a child is that so much to ask ;_;
i don't want someone do to everything for me that sounds boring and i need to do things to make her happy too
Made in mobile just for funpls no bully
>>37820711
Offer valid for any brobots that just want someone to talk to as well.
Sorry if it's a little hard to read.
i'm a real nice fella
>>37825334
Dude, chill out.
origiadsgasf
>>37825295
Henlo, where do u have ur house?
>>37825295
Just to be clear I'm not a femanon. I meant to put valid for 1 mentally unstable gf. A dude messaged me and thought I was femanon.
Sorry I don't understand this welfare technology.
>>37825297
>not over 19
But why though, seems kind of like I need to be original
>>37825568
I'm in Cali but I have a dick.
Read >>37825571
Apologies for the repost but I wanted this to have my discord.
If anyone wants to save a bunch of coupons and either distribute them or use them for catfishing it's now possible.
>>37825638
That is what I am doing, anon.
Saving a bunch.
This thread belongs on /soc/orig
>>37825671
Nice, increasing the odds for replies
>>37825690
It doesn't. It's a cute original way for us to find gfs/bfs.
>>37825690
You could say that about half the posts so far this summer.
/soc/ is normie central though
>>37820711
It's impossible to have 2,3,and 4 simultaneously. They're either female fat vidya, female not fat, or not fat vidya trap, or some lesser combination like fat vidya trap.
Why do you give a shit about the female's height?
>>37825704
But the females of r9k are attention whores herre to mock us, or receive validation
>>37825709
/soc/ is normie central, and this is a normie thread. Seems like a match made in heaven, does it not?
>>37825806
That maybe true. No harm in trying though.
This is hardly a normie thread though. It's very autism tier.
>>37825260
Wow, who's this hot stuff. u girls need to get at him quick before some other girls take him
Reply if you want a gf
>>37826019
fuck off roastie
larping faggot
>>37820711
Moar gals pleez.
please respond in an original way
It's certainly not ideal but i'm sure it's the best shot you've got.
>>37821079
Must be
>not morbidly obese
>faithful
>looks and sounds like a girl
that's it
>>37821114
I have one for 7 months so far
does it really get bad?
>>37826242
Hang in there.
>>37826334
Yes, sorry anon.
>>37825593
Idk I mean if you're nice you can be over 19 i guess
>>37826019
I want a gf. London?
Okay. Since this shit is still up. How do you motherfuckers feel about:
Alcoholism?
Severe depression(autocorrect literally spelled this out for me)?
Being sub 5' but properly proportioned?
Zero tits, i mean it is a flat expanse as far as the eye can see?
SEVERE INSECURITY ISSUES i can not stress this enough?
Severe insecurity issues and alcoholism(again i typed A and Apple did the rest)?
I NEED to BURN my name on your body to ensure you won't leave me?
Okay, real talk: i'm a train wreck and i will make you do questionable shit to prove your love?
>>37826622
yeah, nah, pass on that one m8
>>37826581
That's not an answer oeiginaislskjad
>>37826622
BPD chestlets are my fetish anon
>>37825295
>>37820711
Would any of you date a sad girl tho, why is everybody "looking for a happy one.
>>37826622
>tfw no alcoholic depressed yandere legal loli gf
>>37826622
>Alcoholism?
Do you want to improve and quit drinking?
>Severe depression(autocorrect literally spelled this out for me)?
I'm depressed too.
>Being sub 5' but properly proportioned?
Sure, no problems with that.
>Zero tits, i mean it is a flat expanse as far as the eye can see?
I don't think it matters.
>SEVERE INSECURITY ISSUES i can not stress this enough?
Same.
>Severe insecurity issues and alcoholism(again i typed A and Apple did the rest)?
You should quit drinking tbqh
>I NEED to BURN my name on your body to ensure you won't leave me?
Sure, I'm loyal.
>Okay, real talk: i'm a train wreck and i will make you do questionable shit to prove your love?
Sounds interesting.
>>37826698
I'm not I clearly stated I'm looking for the exact opposite.
>>37826622
I'm not a drinker so unless you're looking to cut back, it'll never probably work.
>>37826622
Whoa, hold your hoarsy young lady, can't we just able to solve this peacefully
>>37826622
>Alcoholism?
Very good
>I NEED to BURN my name on your body to ensure you won't leave me?
I'd be into that
Rest is fine too. Pls post discord
>>37826698
I'm sad too, so I sure would.
>>37826737
>hoarsy
horsey
>>37826622
>alcoholism
No. Please get this fixed.
>depression
It's okay. My cuddles will make you happy
>sub 5'
Perfect loli
>zero tits
Even more perfect loli
>insecurity
My cuddles will help make you feel better
>I NEED to BURN my name on your body to ensure you won't leave me?
I'M FUCKING HARD
BE MY YANDERE GFafter you become sober
>>37825621
>US
>trap
Why are you always in the US. FUCKING BE IN THE EU FOR ONCE
>>37826640
What would make you "unpass"?
>>37826692
Cool beans my dude. What would make this better?
>>37826699
You can only imagine. Take the worst case scenario make it 10x worse. Are you still interested?
>>37826706
Meh?
Join the club.
REALLY? Really really?
>quit drinking?
NEVER!
Sounds interesting.
How interesting?
>>37826735
It'll never work between us.
>>37826737
Reliterate yourself and come back later.
>>37826965
Could you stop drinking alcohol and start drinking my cum instead? Also where do you live?
Also what is the
>questionable shit to prove your love
And will you do the same weird shit?
>>37826965
Wtf pls I'm good catch, why do you judge me for writing bad? It does not mean anything.. U did not even give me a chance...
>>37826945
I'm not a trap. I'm just retarded and don't know how to make a coupon.
>>37826670
Just would like someone to be close to my age (18)
>>37826829
Howdy pardner, seems like our paths cross on these lonely roads, what are you doing out in the wilderness all by yourself?
>>37826965
Femanon I'll be real you'll never find what you're looking for online. Personally I like having a practice gf just because it's nice to have someone that talks to you and cares about you even though it will never work.
>>37826184
upd8 to this one
>>37827063
owdhy prtnar mi jsu lunk rfo a tq wtie/anz/hpap fg
I tried, and I expect nothing
>>37827015
>could you stop drinking?
FAR too late for that. Daddy says keep working for the family and that's what earns my paycheck so thats what i'll do regardless of the consequences.
>>37827024
Even "engrish" is a world standard. I'm using autocorrect as a crutch and that does the job. Why can't you?
>>37827064
This cuts too deep, anon. I took like 12 shots to make this post. It's my fault don't worry about it.
>>37827313
>Daddy says keep working for the family and that's what earns my paycheck so thats what i'll do regardless of the consequences.
What does this mean. What work do you do?
Also answer the rest of my questions please.
>>37827281
>mentally-ill faggot of the highest caliber has the nerve to discriminate against any and all perfect human males below the height threshold of 70 inches
hey fucking faggot, you made a type on your coupon, it shouldn't say "GF." fuck, it shouldn't say "BF" either, you should just kill yourself swiftly and silently in order to do the world a favor
>>37827384
i'm not even below 6' and i love you for this
manlets arise
>>37827313
Dad says keep working thats what i'll do.
Someday i'll make enough to attract a guy...whatever it takes..
I do all sorts of stuff.
Want to know what you earned?
Just ask me:....I live to surve. Hehe.
What other questione?
Please make a it simple for me.
>>37825295
Mind linking the art?
I'm also actually tempted to add you to talk too, but I'm not really a music fag so your name makes me think I probably won't be able to talk much with you.
>>37827464
Where do you live?
What do you mean with
>i will make you do questionable shit to prove your love?
How will you show your devotion to your bf?
>>37827435
given that i stand at the unremarkable height of 5'5", i should hate you, and you should be my mortal enemy.
but you are not my enemy. you are my friend! you acknowledge the plight of every manlet who has ever walked the earth.
the real enemy is the roastie horde. what excuse can they formulate in their heads to be so cruel to men like me, when they are very often shorter than me, and it isn't even considered unusual for some women to stand at 5 feet or less! it is baffling.
nevertheless, thank you for standing in solidarity with us. i for one appreciate it.
>>37827313
W-w-where are you f-f-from, q-queen
>>37827228
I ned tu c ur lisenses madam
>>37826602
Not London, sorry
>>37827503
What are you into m8?
I'm fine talking about anything.
>>37827860
Where then. Europe? US? Asia? Australia?
You simply said reply if you want a gf well...
>>37827860
Hello I living in the Nordic, please message me a if you are interest in talk and being friends and maybe have some chat from time to time no stringes attacked
Gib my da grillfren dat I desurv
I don't even know why I made this
>>37827614
replies are nice
thank you for the chat, anon
I'm looking for friends, if you'd like to apply you must be
>willing to be my friend
so how did I do? Is it original?
>>37828979
Shit.
At least add some form of contact.
Surprised this thread is even still up.
>>37827985
Yeah do you want a gf
>>37828291
Yeah sure I'd love to be friends
>>37829345
>do you want a gf
>yeah
>i do too man
lol
how did i do bros i have been muted fr 2 seconds because my comment was not original
>>37830277
whoa that's a really good coupon
>>37830905
thanks mate it took me a while
Gonna post all these coupons tomorrow robots.
At least the ones with contact info.
>>37828824
im willing to be friends, got contact info?
I'm too lazy to make a decent coupon and I don't want to die alone
>>37832014
are you from the US?
zzzzoriginal
>>37832104
Nope. You have to go to the south from the U.S
>>37832145
sorry anon. good luck with your search then
>>37832104
I'm from US. What are you looking for?
>>37832161
I have the worst of luck anon. Every time I'm near to talk to a female and have a decent conversation I manage to fuck it up
Hope never dies, I guess
Not gonna make the stupid ass coupon but I really want to talk to a shy, cutesy, clingy fembot
Tired of always getting inattentive boring girls with trashy edgelord personalities from this stinky board
>>37824041
Bebe, fuck off, holy shit
Sheboons need to burn
*unzips crogre*