the laws of gravity do not apply to future presidents
And now, a teapot shaped like Hitler.
>>37797591
Umm ok? I don't know what to say to that.
>>37797671
I don't know what to say to "the laws of gravity do not apply to future presidents."
>>37797956
It seems what we have here is a failure of communication. Hmmm?
>>37798052
Guess so. Hi, I'm Anonymous.
Cringe the thread.
>>37798095
Why should I care about what you think? I'm anonymous.
Do you have anything more productive to say?
>two middleschoolers discover eachother on a messageboard
oh, the beauty. oh, the horror.
>>37798095
this
imagefagging of a dumb little nigger
>>37798069
Hi.
>>37798095
Very creative.
>>37798144
I'm not a middle schooler? Waah?
>>37798160
I don't think those of that background would appreciate you slandering them like that. Sheesh.
>>37798160
Racism is not allowed outside of /b/ as per Global Rule 3.
>>37798180
What brings you to 4chan?
>>37798216
Nothing in particular? I've been here for some amount of time now. At least to warrant unjustifiable hate. I stumbled upon this site by chance, a link brought me here. Been having fun ever since then.
at least you've finally slowed down on the avatarfagging.
you should get a tripcode though, so that it's easier to find your posts
>>37798250
>I stumbled upon this site by chance, a link brought me here. Been having fun ever since then.
That's cute. Someone on YTMND told me to go back to 4chan sometime in 2006, and I think it's 2017 now.
>>37797548
Suckafuckingdick Connie Poster
>>37798286
I never did that to begin with? So no idea what you're talking about. And I'm never going to use a tripcode so.
>>37798288
It is two thousand seventeen now, yes. Wow. You've been browsing here for a while.
>>37798310
Umm no? Why're you being so rude?
>>37798337
>never going to use a tripcode
Why not? It makes it a lot easier to keep track of conversation.
>>37797548
Stop posting this fucking slut
>>37798361
It's whatever, I don't really care for that. I'm going to do what I want.
>>37798365
Make me? Heh. Oh that's right you can't so. Get used to it silly.
>>37798337
>I'm never going to use a tripcode
They're fun to pull out every once in a while as part of a big joke. Just pretend to be somebody else when you trippost.
Connieposting is bait.
You cannot be here as long as they claim and not realize why you're met with hostility when you consistently do the same thing. Sage.
>>37798337
GTFO!
>w-why are you b-b-being so r-roooood to me :(
Because you're an avatar posting faggot. Why the FUCK would you do something so degenerate ? That's like the third most gayest thing you can possibly do.
>19 replies
>8 posters
>most original replies are insults
>>37798390
>It's whatever, I don't really care for that. I'm going to do what I want.
Let's try this again, maybe I can get a more appropriate answer:
Why do you not want to tripcode? It makes it a lot easier to keep track of conversation.
Please respond without rudely dismissing my question again.
>>37798183
I bet you reported him, you triggered neofag reddit nigger.
>>37798414
No thank you.
>>37798422
Bait? I don't do that though.
>>37798428
No, I'm staying here.
>>37798435
Umm ok?
>>37798443
I wasn't trying to be rude? Besides that I don't feel the need to ever use one. Not sure what else you're looking for.
>>37798448
You shouldn't bully others. That's not nice.
>>37798448
Rules are rules. I just want the level of discourse to meet a certain bar. On /r9k/, Global Rule #3 is in effect--/b/ material belongs on /b/. That includes: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
If you don't like avatar posters, report this thread since it violates Global Rule 13: Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts
>be me
>ask question
>get immature attitude instead of reasonable response
>sheesh I don't know what you're talking about? I'm not rude?
>>37798476
No-one got your joke, you can stop posting at any moment.
>>37798476
>has his/her/whatever the fuck you are own posting board
>chooses to shit up other boards
All memes aside, this is why no one likes you. And then you have the nerve to play victim. I can't make you leave, but I don't wanna hear shit from you when people start bullying you. You KNOW the reason why and the fault is yours, you faggot fucking piece of shit.
>>37798476
connieposter I got bullied ;_;
>>37798390
>Get used to it silly.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU REEEEEEEE FUCKING SLUT ASS WHORE
>>37798518
>immature
How so?
>>37798555
What joke? I don't think I made one.
>>37798560
Anon(s) already bully me? I don't think I really ever play victim either.
>>37798583
By who? I'm sorry to hear that's so. It's totally not right either.
>>37798590
Rude. No need to refer to name calling, it just makes you look negative. Just saying.
>>37798614
It was by Anonymous, and he said that he'd rape my butthole and then he posted a lot of scary things and I don't want any anonymouses anywhere NEAR my butthole
>>37798662
You were asking for it you faggot
Definitely bait. You've had several chances to respond decently and without attitude. You have not. You are baitposting. Congratulations. Sage, report, hide.
>inb4 sheesh etc
I won't see it, thread is hidden now.
>>37798676
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY BUTTHOLE YOU PERVERT
GET OUT OF YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT
>>37798662
Oh my gosh, that's so awful. And undeniably gross.
>>37798676
No bullying please? Sheesh.
>>37798711
Ok? Have a pleasant day, I guess. I don't really mind.
>>37798724
stfu dumbass
>>37797548
>the laws of gravity do not apply to future presidents
What did connie mean by this?
>>37798737
say that to my face and not online and just see what happens
>>37798772
>say that to my face and not online and just see what happens
you'd probably just tell your mommy
>>37798772
1v1 irl fgt whats you're phone number
>>37797548
Typical nigger. Can't even obey the laws of physics
>>37798827
Uncalled for, please leave? Just so unexpected.
>>37798802
I can't post my phone number because /r9k/ thinks it's spam
You post yours
Hello atty-whory-chan my love, you're back!!
I love u so much, are you ready to accept my humble gift now? Skinned faces really turn me on, I wish I could skullfuck yours
>>37798850
pussy fgt
type it in words
u wont
cuz ur a fgt
1v1 me irl
bitch
two
one
two
four
seven
nine
seven
nine
nine
zero
>>37798865
If I give you a way of contacting me outside of 4chan will you stop posting in my threads? I don't want to look at this, I really don't. Please stop? For me?
>>37798886
i new u where a bitch ass fgt
>>37797548
Duerte would be one of the great leaders of our time
>>37798929
Did you call me? My phone was on vibrate, try again.
>>37798903
Are you saying that you'll finally accept my undying love and live a happysexuallife with me? Sure my love
>>37798947
bitch nigga think i can't look numbers up lmao
1v1 me irl fgt
>>37798949
OMG please stop? That's disturbing. Please stop posting in my thread?
>>37798976
It's a lot more fun to make some idiot quietly rage to himself.
>>37798949
I'm not saying any of that, just stop with all the grotesque photographs? Eh. Do you have a Discord? I'm kind of iffy about sharing mine.
>>37799003
nigga fuck u lmao
bitch ass fgt
>>37799018
Fuck you too, friend.
>>37799015
Gibe ur discord pls
>>37799031
lmao u got lots of pics like that huh??
lmao fuckin fgt
>>37799067
It's labeled "mocking"
>>37799087
lmao this nigga really is stupid
its labeled "Not quite this gay.jpg.jpg" stupid fgt
>>37797548
leave my fucking board
>>37799099
Hey, Anonymous.
Cheer up.
>>37799127
lol wow what a bitch
still waitin on u to 1v1 me irl fgt
>>37799041
Oh my gosh, I really don't want to do this but if it'll get you to stop? Would you be willing to drop a temporary email? I just can't post it here.
>>37799111
It's not your board though. All you do is frequent it if anything at all?
Connie is this you?
>>37799185
That's another Connie poster. One who was here before I was. I think there's only like three? Me included in that.
>>37799165
You'll be waiting a long time, virgin.
>>37799175
I just want your number thoughlol just kidding XDDDI'll never stop :^)
>>37799229
wowwww ur a bitch lmao
>>37799253
And you're an idiot. Nice to meet you.
why does this whore post. I hope you get ran over
>>37798614
You're playing victim right now cunt
>>37799249
Oh. I'm kind of disappointed. Ugh.
>>37799274
For fun? Please don't call me that either, it's rude.
>>37799278
Am not.
>>37799293
>posts Steven universe bullshit that belongs on comics and cartoons
>complains about people being mean
Literally the definition of playing victim
>>37799334
I don't think I've ever done so? What do you mean complain? Since when? I'm genuinely curious.
>>37798476
Lol dude I'm guessing you were a redditposter before you came here. You don't seem like you're from around here m8te>>37798476
You asked for a temporary email so we can talk on discord.
I posted one.
You have not sent an email yet.
You are a troll.
Here is a photo of a man who is famous on the internet.
>>37799356
The anon it was meant for declined.
>>37799405
Never been there so.
>>37799408
You're not the anon it was meant for. Unless you just want to be my friend?
>>37799421
I do want to be your friend, I keep trying, but you're always too busy saying sheesh and wondering why people are mad at you to talk to me.
Send discord to email address?
You won't though, because you don't really want to be friends with anyone.
You'll respond to this, feigning confusion or offense with an unnecessary question mark, something like
>I never said that?
and I'll keep knowing that you're a troll.
>>37799334
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>>37799334
Everyone stop replying to the faggot that's patrolling this thread and replying to everyone, you know who I'm on about, he's fishing for you's and acting like a little bitch in the process. Redditfags and the like crave the attention that they aren't receiving from an anonymous imageboard, just leave him to bother other anon for attn
>>37799470
I'll send it to you, hold on.
>>37799494
Think what you want? It's honestly whatever.
@37799514
Sorry did I mention (you)?
>>37799494
Cheer up, Anonymous.
What do you think about Connie's art evolution?
>>37799580
You're an easily identifiable poster.
>>37799614
I think it's cute, though I wish they kept similar proportions between those who drew it. It kind of messes up a few things in the process but it's honestly whatever? I'll still watch it.
>>37799630
Your low intelligence stands out, as well.
>>37799648
How so?
I was referring to how you name your reaction images. They're easy to spot in the threads you post them in.
How does my low intelligence stand out?
>>37799645
Follow up question: why do you use question marks when they're not needed?
>>37799670
Because you don't realize that I have the capability to randomize filenames.
If you're smart, then tell me this: WHAT'S MY TRIPCODE
>>37799688
It's just how I type.
>>37799696
>Because you don't realize that I have the capability to randomize filenames
I don't understand what that has to do with what I was referring to, or what you even mean by that. I know what randomizing filenames is. Random or not, your filenames are very distinct and that makes you easy to spot.
>>37799670
Oh, what's that? You have no fucking clue?
You lost the game. Lurk the fuck more before you post.
>>37799772
>You lost the game
Okay anon.
Another day of quality content oh boy
>>37799783
These sure are some easily identifiable file names
>>37799809
That's better. Don't you see how that stands out less than a verbose filename with capital letters? I think you may have taken offense at what was simply an observation.
>>37799848
Here's an observation:
You're an idiot, and these are just the names that they came with.
Image got left behind
>>37799869
All this hostility. Okay.
Hey Op how are you?
Oil
>>37799889
You done wanting to fite?
>>37799899
I'm well, thank you. How're you?
>>37799912
Can you please leave me alone? You are making me uncomfortable and I may be forced to report you
>>37799912
What are you talking about? I never wanted to fight, I was trying to let you know about your filenames so that you wouldn't get bullied for it. I'm sorry for trying to help, I guess.
Posting cartoons now
>>37799941
This is just how they were downloaded. What's your problem?
>>37799933
You leave. I was here first.
More cartoons
Time to post cartoons
>>37799932
Doing well on my end. I'm quite bored and just browsing through the reddits and I must say it is quite bland today. But this thread is quite nice and I tried to upvote but forgot there wasnt an upvote feature hahaha
Hahaha take this funny cat meme I found. Laughed more than I should have. Also you should make a trip code.
Posting cartoons in here
>>37799969
I guess I'm not making myself clear, sorry. I don't have a problem anon, I was trying to give you some friendly advice. I'll stop.
This is a cartoon thread
>>37799992
Oh? Umm no thank you. I'm never going to make a tripcode.
>>37799997
>giving advice to robots
advice goes on >>>/adv/
>>37800026
You should really consider at least using a name so that you can automatically be filtered by people that don't want to put up with you.
Posting some cartoons
>>37800026
Umm...why not? You use the same avatar everyday so might as well, right? Are you afraid of something?
>>37800072
I don't really care for all that. To be honest.
>>37800088
What's the aversion?
>>37799614
damn she got a lot younger and smaller
are you sure that isn't just select moments though?
Because no two connies are gonna have the exact same proportions
She undeniably got smaller but maybe these two are chosen to emphasize the differences?
Post cartoons in here
>>37799614
Why is she blacker than the orgnal
Posting cartoons in a dump
>>37800103
I don't want to? So I'm not going to.
>>37800118
When are cartoons getting posted? You keep posting single panel comics.
>>37800103
That one's actually pretty good.
>>37800131
>I don't want to?
I don't know, do you?
>>37800154
Yes, I know. I'm not going to ever.
>>37799348
>I don't want to take responsibility for my stupid actions so I'll play dumb and pretend to not know what he's talking about when I actually do
Steven universe avatar posting belongs in its designated board. Comics and Cartoons. Not here. This is the reason why you're being bullied. You fail to understand that and that is the problem. I literally cannot make it any more clearer than this, if you still can't see the problem in your actions, you're actually retarded.
>>37800133
Right now, I'm considering simply blocking OP posts that use the IMG_\d{4} format. Nothing useful lost.
>>37800173
>retarded
another theory: bait
>>37800191
Did you mean to respond to someone else?
>>37800173
I don't care if I'm being bullied though. It doesn't really faze me at all. It's humoring if anything.
Posting cartoon images
Posting single-panel cartoons
Reply to this post or your mother will die
Posting normal cartoons
Posting cartoons to the thread
>>37800231
That's not the point, regardless of wether you care if you're being bullied a lot, it's the fucking rules. Certain content belongs in certain boards.
>>37800195
Shut the fuck up
posting cartoons nao
>>37800312
>Shut the fuck up
Anon I was agreeing with you by saying that connieposter is retarded and or baiting.
>>37800312
You're still here? For what purpose? I haven't broken any rules.
Posting cartoons all up in here
Oh man, I'm already halfway through this folder
It's a good thing that I have more than one folder.
Sunday Morning Breakfast Cereal
>>37800337
My apologies friend
>>37800341
>haven't broken any rules
>posts content from one board on another
>b-but I didn't doooo anything
You're amazingly stupid
Posting a cartoon here
It's time to post a cartoon
Last of this folder
>>37800407
What's your fixation with me? Sheesh. You're so annoying.
And now, the best cartoon.
Garfield is the funniest cartoon.
There is no cartoon that is more humorous than Garfield.
I hope you are all laughing so hard that you can't post. I can barely breathe right now.
Garfield is the standard by which all other cartoons are measured.
Jim Davis is to cartooning as Thomas Edison is to invention.
I considered purchasing a newspaper subscription just to get Garfield comics that I could cut out and save delivered to my door every day.
>>37800459
You're polluting this board with content that belongs on other boards. It's fucking gay and annoying. And based on the replies earlier in the thread and from your past postings on this board, I'm not the only one who thinks so. Plus it's against the rules. Just fuck off.
I wonder what Jim Davis's net worth is.
>>37797548
Stop posting this whore.
orignalio
I hear there's a new game out where you feed Garfield.
>>37800567
Make me. Heh. Oh wait, you can't do anything but complain so. Please enjoy yourself I'm here forever. It's kind of cute how you masquerade your hate for me. <3
>>37800584
Make me?
>>37800597
Don't be so mean. Do you need a hug?
I wish Garfield were my cat
>>37800625
I would never do that so. Because I'm here forever?
>>37800625
Umm no? I'm not really mean either. The person who said what they said was. Like that's not even fair of you to say that to me.
Garfield eats lasagna.
>>37800655
You're really mean desu
>>37800672
Am not. Prove it, you probably can't.
Garfield is nice cat
>>37800597
why would you want to be somewhere where you're not welcomed. You'd be much more appreciated in comics and cartoons. I'm convinced at this point that you're a troll fishing for (You)s, which makes you even more gay.
I wish I had a cute cat that I could cuddle with and feed treats to
My cat died when I was in college, and I've never had an apartment that allowed pets.
He was a cool little dude and a good cat.
>>37797548
Conniefags deserve death
>>37800702
I don't care whether or not I'm welcomed. It literally doesn't matter.
>>37800790
Rude.
>>37800810
Why do you post, if it doesn't matter?
>>37800839
It's fun to post here? Duh. I want to do what I want to so.
>>37797548
>182 replies to an incoherent shit post
???
>>37800862
>It's fun to post here?
I don't know, is it?
>>37800810
Nice job dodging the question. I'll ask you again, why this board over another that is LITERALLY created for your own content.
>>37800871
I don't do that?
>>37800872
Totally is.
>>37800895
I do browse /co/ so. What do you mean?
>>37800903
Again, nice doge. My question isn't about browsing it's about posting. Why not post in a board created for your content ?
>>37800927
I'm not dodging anything? I'm answering what you're asking of me. This was the first board I came to. It's special that way.
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>>37800790
Please do not spam in this way. There is a board for this type of content. They will welcome your comic posting at
>>>/co/
>>37800981
No rule says that I can't.
>>37800971
And knowing that there's another board designated for your content you continue to pollute this board. Nice reasoning skills, that explains why it took you fucking 3 tries to answer the question I asked correctly. You're nothing but a troll and this is the last reply you will get from me. I've entertained you long enough, faggot.
Rule 10? No? Ok.
>>37801200
No? I don't troll but believe whatever you want. Anyways, would anyone want my Discord? Out of curiosity. I think I'm willing to give it out now.
>>37797548
can my penis apply to your chink niggeru mouth
pls just the tip
>>37801245I'll add you. Post it.
>>37801264
Stop with the slurs, oh my gosh.
>>37801275
CurryCunny#9574.
>>37801245
I don't have a discord but I'll make one
>>37801306
one of these days you will suck it reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>37801340
I highly doubt that. Sheesh.