/britfeel/

britain is dead

>>37760698
>britain is dead

Never ever shall Britain fall.

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>Dailymail shitting on Maybot now

Boris will be in with a matter of weeks, calling it lads

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Hecking angry spikey mouse

just plugged a load of K and I can smell cat shit
don't know where it's coming from

>>37760816
in the old days this would have had captions like...

owo food! gime gime.... nooooooooooo

how the internet has changed, we all got lazy.

>>37760639
Bottle full of bud?

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i miss ebi. DONT LEAVE US. WE LOVE YOU. PLEASE DONT LEAVE US.

>>37760813
I think they'll give her another year or two before replacing her. Now that shit's going wrong they can blame on her. Boris can come in as unelected pm part way through as a way to help the next election campaign.

Nth for exes dying painfully

>>37760862
>plugged
like...up your bum?

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what is britfeels opinion on the greates pole?

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Milk Cat 96

>>37760884

> how the internet has changed, we all got lazy.

I'm not sure about that. I think it's progress. The original joke is so well known it's implied, and we can use the precious communication time to say something new.

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>>37760923
Jay Cutler isnt Polish but he is a great man

>>37760903
Judging from the last thread people evidently don't.

Been texting this girl off tinder for a while now, and I go back to look at her tinder profile and now it says "not looking for relationships or sex - just want to meet new people" as the first line.
That shit wasnt there before, and now I have little to no interest in continuing our conversation.
Like, I was kinda enjoying chatting but it feels like I've been cheated somehow

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>>37760903
i'm here lad, I posted about how I got bored of nioh after 2mins in the other thread

>>37760903
speak for yourself
threads much nicer without tilde and his smelly underling

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>>37760935
>YyknBTm_YyM
I feel like I should worry...should I worry?

>>37760910
probably

all the difference a few days make eh? Murdoch press was shilling her relentlessly, now the election is over with she's on the scrapheap

what happened to damonposter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDdbGQp7dwg tune btw

>>37760919
indeed
smells gone now

>>37760981
I like him, for whatever it's worth.

>>37760999
How does it compare to the catholic method of up the nose?

>>37760997
He cheated on his wife but he still posts on here

>>37760981
i do, and that is all i care about. hehe.

>>37760989
i thought that was you. i have thought about buying nioh. think i will find it too hard though.

>>37760993
Nothing spooky, just some easy listening music

>>37761011
harder, faster and no drip

>>37760991
i like them both. hehe. i will protect them both from the pesky baddies. hehe.

anime is super gay

>>37761027
I havent done K in years. Always preferred it mixed in with some mephadrone. Think we've talked before that you just like to chill out and do it solo?

>>37761016
aw right, haha mad nutter, fair play

>>37761053
no. have you seen dragon ball z? how can you call that gay. you need your head checking.

>>37760923
Jan Sobeski is the greatest Pole

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Remember when games were challenging lads?

>>37761100
Still cant complete Altered Beast

>>37761100
you can blame the plebs lad. games seem to go to shit when call of duty became super popular

I have a ps4 and only two games for it, bloodborne and dark souls 3

I have a fridge and I only have an egg and a pint of milk in there.

>>37761060
most of the time yeah
haven't really tried stims apart from the wave of RC's a few years ago
ket is kinda the safe option, like ordering the same thing from the same takeaway

>>37761171
I bought a ps4 and realized I hate gaming and can't play any games haha

>>37761183
good taste, organic, natural, healthy, no processed shit

My housemate is arguing with his GF and its disturbing my wank

just deleted about 200gb anime to make room on my hard drive

i have a blu ray play and only two films for it, terminator 2 and willy wonka

>>37761191
I hate games too but those two are both 10/10

Im waiting for RDR2 and death stranding

also might check out battlefront 2

everything else looks like putrid shit

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>>37761238
desu I've played both of them on release, 3 on PC though.

maybe played 4 or 5 games total in the last 2 years. those being 2 of them. none this year.

Tiger bread is best bread.
Mephedrone dealer is a cunt.

>>37761100
Gran Turismo is shit now though. Forza has blown it out for a decade.

who would win in a scrap - a pro boxer or a black belt karate practitioner

https://youtu.be/FT5BlCZsiCQ

>>37761264
I'm just playing it out of Nostalgia.

I'm into auti-sim racers now.

>>37761254
i rang up the boxing gym and they want to me to box for their gym. they want to train with me to enter me into competitions and stuff.

proper shitting myself.

>>37761297
nice one lad, are you actually good at boxing?

>>37761269
>a pro boxer
this one

>>37761258
Did your dealer rip you off? Also is it just me or has there not been a tiger bread mention for awhile?

>>37761311
i was alright. i could be a lot better if i had a good trainer. the last gym i went to was a bit of a mess about.

my punches are strong and fast, and my footwork is good but my defense is meh because my last gym was shit.

who would win in a fight. matty lee or big toe?

>>37761372
Matty Lee desu

>>37761389
what if big toe gave him a bear hug?

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what did you do on friday night lads?
I went out with my best friend, cuddled him and rested in his lap

>>37761417
It wouldn't matter. He'd bite through him or something

My man Conor gonna KO that illiterate faggot.

>>37761433
sounds a bit gay that to be honest

>>37761066
dragon ball z is gay mate

>>37761433
went to work
came home and had a cheese toastie
currently playing shadow of mordor
will do so until I can't stay awake

>>37761454
there's nothing gay about being physically affectionate with your best friend as long as there's no kissing

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>already past 2am again

sometimes i wonder if actually i'm not autistic, i just consciously recognize a number of social rules that other people see no reason to question or discuss.
(and, for example, that everyone basically picks up what social boundaries exist by violating them and getting shouted at - but similarly, doesn't tell anyone about the experience.)

then people appear to act like fucking psychics drawn to one another by magnets while i slowly conclude that actually, i'd rather go back to my room than fuck around at this barbeque meeting people and i wonder if they were probably onto something after all.

>>37761436
nah, floyd is going to ruin him. floyd is a genius when it comes to boxing. conor has not done enough boxing at a professional level to beat floyd.

me boi floyd is gonna destroy him with the counters.

conor would destroy him in an mma ring though. think i am going to bet 100 quid for floyd to win

>>37761585
You're probably right but I'm gonna stick a cheeky tenner on Conor for a laugh.

>>37761435
he might do some shaolin tricks to escape

>>37761628
i think he only has a bit of a chance because floyd is getting on now.

>>37760935
Can someone explain what these milk cats represent? How did >>37760993 find a link from it?

Cheers love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2GUYpnIDA8

he looks half decent here. he keeps making the mistake of crossing his legs though

>>37761538
seems to happen often

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>job I really wanted turned me down

Welp, back to the grind of applying for positions I don't want for dumb companies I don't give one single drop of drizzling shit about in a crap location

>>37761845
I know, just sat doing nothing again for hours.

don't even know why i'm alive anymore tbqh, no matter what I try I have no interest in and i'll never get anywhere.

>>37761754
He appears to be posting some sort of "Milk Cat"

I hope today's exchange has proved helpful

Should I buy a saxaphone lads? I'm 23 and I've never played an instrument in my life.

>>37761984
I say go for it lad. You should probably get a saxophone teacher though.

>>37761777
If he was against even a mid-level pro he might have a shot but against someone whose specialty is not getting hit he's in trouble

>>37762057
Sounds like a good idea. I keep seeing them everywhere. I feel like it's fate.

>>37761754
Read the image filename

>>37762087
at the end of the day though, floyd's 40, less height/reach, conor just has to get 1 or two clean shots. i reckon floyd will win but I don't think it's as one sided.

alrite bit of rockbusters for ya, first one - guy in Texas falls over and gets his knee in a puddle that's WH

>>37762241

what the fuck is going on in this post i dont even

It's always fun chugging a lad of liquid. Be in alcohol, energy drink or just plain water

>>37762241
Wet Knee Houston

>>37761984
I play guitar and was looking to get into sax.

The decent ones start at 700GBP and are second hand yamaha models, you'll also need to choose whether you want an alto, will play one octave higher, or a tenor, will play one octave lower.

They're also loud as shit so you'll need to buy a dampener if you want to play it but many complain they're still too loud.

You'll also need to buy a metronome, a tuner and a scale book for beginners with fingering charts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHBmOWP-X-w

>>37762316
Texas man so guy in Houston falls over gets his knee wet in a puddle so wet knee in Houston

Whitney Houston

>>37762333
well done lad and digits as a prize

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>>37762371

>Texas man so guy in Houston falls over gets his knee wet in a puddle so wet knee in Houston

ah thanks for clearing that up lad....

give me a wiggle ebin lad

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>>37762520
what are you upto lad?

I'm wondering why i'm alive while torrenting a load of movies I'll never watch

>>37762549
>torrenting a load of movies
lets have a look

>>37762549
Ebin, what are your goals in life?

>>37762549
>what are you upto lad?

fuck all lad. im looking for a film to watch. might stick on a beast of a disney film

you should give star wars a watch

>>37762591
torrenting every coen brothers movie I found interesting and a couple of david lynch movies right now, but i've torrented so much and hardly watch shit

>>37762602
none anymore, I thought something would just happen or i'd find something that satisfies me but nothing does, think I'd rather die than live a standard mediocre life but I'll never achieve anything. My life is a contradiction, a pathetic one.

>>37762684
probably not going to watch anything myself, another night of self-loathing haha

>>37762756
I cant be bothered with Lynch. Tried his stuff but too weird. Ebin do you have/would you like a crutchyroll premium account?

>>37762814
I haven't watched anything by him yet, not even twin peaks

also no and no, I actually have 500gb of anime I torrented but never watch. Can barely sit through 5 minutes of it.

>tired and bored shitless but still consider 3:30am too early for bed

state of my fucking life lads

>try to go out at night again in the city centre
>feel nothing, its pointless

i dont get it, are some people just not meant for this shit?

like id have 10x more fun back in hicksville just watching youtube memes or movies with the boys and smoking pot(preferably without the pot) and munching the shit outa everything.

i dont want a roastie gf, just a nerdy one into any autistic shit like animu or cosplay or video games or lets playing or 4chan or w/e even if shes like a 3/10 but not fat over some 8/10 bleach blonde thot.

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Walking home through city Centre after a 12 hour security shift. Walking past drunk Chavs outside mcDs awkwardly. Got another shift at 1 tomorrow but I've ate and drank so much sugar I doubt I'll sleep.

Should I stay up all night and hope I don't die tomorrow or attempt to sleep?

I'm watching dumbo lads haha

>>37762977

i like how some chav got handcuffed and arrested for being rude as fuck to the police. basically calling him out disrespectfully to point some guy harassing roasties(rudebrah had a blackes oit gf hes takong care off)

basically police told him not to speak in that manner and eventually when his gf got her dad to takr her home he told the police what a disgrace ge was and they kept arguing and he eventually got arrested.

seriously hate these wannabe posh cunts trying to act like theyre so much better than others.

Proper upset me this dumbo film lads

10.40am here in Saigon lads.
Already 32 degrees. Gonna need myself a winter jacket when I'm back.

>>37764103
>Saigon
what you up to?

dying of an asthma attack lads, another sleepless night

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hahahaha lads another buzzing night here haha

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Cheeky thread bump for the lads

>>37764114
Pretty lazy day. Getting food and seeing a couple of places.
Meant to be off to see some market today.
How about you?
What you up to today?

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>still haven't done anything all night

haha

>>37766102
Found out dayshift is spreading shite about me sleeping around with girls on the nightshift. Apparently it's the talk of the work place.

>>37765082
>2000 Scott Steiner

fucking BASED

>>37766267
Damn, got someone spiting you potentially. Any idea who it could be?

>>37766309
That pic was posted a day or two ago and it made me go download the NWO documentary DVDs.
Forgot how based wcw nitro was.

>>37766267
Why would you not want people thinking you are banging multiple chicks?

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>its a sunny bright day again
>I have to go to sleep and loud normies will keep waking me up all day, no doubt some cunt will start cutting the grass again

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>>37766327
That makes me happy. I also got a couple of lads watching Star Trek

>>37766315
Some bird who likes gossip and drama who does crossover shifts (kinda back shift into night) or some autistic lad who also likes gossip and drama... And also hates one of the girls I'm supposed to have been with.

I'm too old for this drama. And I'm in a relationship.
>>37766357
See above lad. My bird already feels insecure. I have a friend who has a GF on dayshift and if she was to tell my misses I'd be fucked lad despite it being bollocks. I don't even leave the fucking house to go pump these birds

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>>37761538
>almost 7am again

I think my landlady is trying to set me up with a girl
She keeps asking if I can show people who want to rent out the spare room around and there all ways girls my age
Unfortunately I am retarded so this never goes well
I have to do it again today

>>37766448
Past 7 now bruv. Just realised it's fathers day 2moro and having to stay up and get a card

>>37766496
FUCK
Thanks for reminding me I'll just get him whisky again

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>>37766448
probably going to go to sleep at 12pm or something at this rate, not doing a single thing but self-loathe ofcourse

What time dose mucky donnalds stop serving beckfast

>>37766660
>What time dose mucky donnalds stop serving beckfast
10:30 I think

Check these gets yeahhhhhhh

>>37766660
10:30 am, but they tend to start change over at 10:20 so some stuff will be either not available or cooked earlier.

>>37766681
Thankyou
I've just got over a hangover and i have a hankering for something so salty it could blind me

>>37766726
Just found out they don't do big breakfast anymore

>>37766775
To he'll with it I'll buy two
Who else here /noshame/

>>37766686
Kev punished you for your cockiness

>>37767261
What's this about Kev's cock?

Should I buy a dreamcast for 35 bong lads?

>>37767415
No

Why on earth would you do that?

Footybot here. The story so far
>be lonely robot
>go and watch none league football near my house
>meet bunch of lads start hanging out
>happiest few months of life
>start being pushed towards wife of lad
>don't want the jeopardise friendship with roastie as I'm newest to the group

Went out last weekend. Everyone kept manipulating it do I'd be sat by or stood next to Yoko. She's overly interested in me. It's off-putting and desperate

I told her I'm not in the business of looking for a relationship as I'm trying to sort my career out, upgrade my house etc but she said she doesn't mind.

Got my number of one of the lads and has text me. I have replied with nothing but politeness and none sexual interest.

The lad whose wife is Yoko's friend has asked me what my problem is and why I don't want to at least sleep with her. Lads starting to make fun of me on the group chat.

This is all unravelling. All going to shit since a woman is involved.

>>37767427
>Jet set radio
>Shenmue
>MSR racing
>Crazy taxi

Bunch of games I found in the loft and I reckon I'll be in for some comfy gaming sessions

>>37767415
I had that back in the day. Cant remember a lot of games that were must haves.

>>37767456
>pushes towards wife of lads friend I mean

Ha sounded cucky

>>37767456
>start being pushed towards wife of lad
wait they're trying to get you to cuck one of the lads? I really liked your story arc sorry to hea it's geting messy.

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>>37767465
The Dreamcast has the best Beserk game

>>37767490
I miss typed it's the lads wife friend

>>37767456
CORRECTED GREEN TEXT. NOT KEK SHIT

Footybot here. The story so far
>be lonely robot
>go and watch none league football near my house
>meet bunch of lads start hanging out
>happiest few months of life
>start being pushed towards wife of ladS FRIENDS who I'll call Yoko
>don't want the jeopardise friendship with roastie as I'm newest to the group

Went out last weekend. Everyone kept manipulating it do I'd be sat by or stood next to Yoko. She's overly interested in me. It's off-putting and desperate

I told her I'm not in the business of looking for a relationship as I'm trying to sort my career out, upgrade my house etc but she said she doesn't mind.

Got my number of one of the lads and has text me. I have replied with nothing but politeness and none sexual interest.

The lad whose wife is Yoko's friend has asked me what my problem is and why I don't want to at least sleep with her. Lads starting to make fun of me on the group chat.

This is all unravelling. All going to shit since a woman is involved.

>>37767574
Women ruin everything. Is she one of those women whose hit 30 and now turned desperate?

>>37767415
I would lad the DC is still a great system

>>37767465
>Virtua Fighter 3tb
>Powerstone 1 and 2
>Shenmue 1 and 2
>MSR
>Giga Wing I & II
>Jet Set Radio
>Crazy Taxi

It's got some good shit, some games are pretty pricey these days though

>>37767592
She's a nice enough girl but I've just made friends for the first time since primary school. If she was not entwined with thus group I'm wizard enough to go for it but if it goes sour it'll me be who's ejected from the group.

>>37767644
Surely if they're your mates they wont get rid of you over some bird? I'm not much of an expert with these matters though but hopefully when the more normie lads wake up they can help.

>>37767378
It's pretty large. Haven't you heard?

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>Wake up at 6am
>Start my exercises and get a shower
>Finished by 7am
>Put on some J Pop, pop in my earphones and go for a walk around the estate
>It's a lovely sunny day but it's nice and cool because it's morning
>Bees buzzing, birds chirping, all the plants blooming
>Come across a lovely view on the main road, a giant field of knee high grass stretching off into the distance with a cloudless blue sky and nothing to obscure it all except a small wind farm way off in the distance
>Lean on a electric box and admire the view for a few minutes

I'd forgotten life could be good sometimes lads

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>>37767688
>>Put on some J Pop, pop in my earphones and go for a walk around the estate
>headphones aren't fully plugged in everyone hears it

>corbyn wants to requisition rich peoples properties to house people made homeless my the tower fire

comrade corbyn literally wants us to become the next venezuela

>>37767763
>This is what students want

>>37767763
The Tories said no to this rational and reasonable idea, so 300 minorities attacked the council building.

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Plans for the weekend lads?
... original

>>37767780
going to sleep soon so thats half the weekend over already I guess

>>37767778
Minorities find anything they can use as an excuse to cause a riot.

>>37767780
forcing myself to go out soon to buy a card. Then just being a slob and drinking in my room and maybe popping some vallies.

>>37767682
Yoko is the best friend of one of their wives. I'm only new to the group. They've all known each other for years and I got involved through football.

It can only and badly but it's all funnelling into one of two scenarios

1. It gets more and more strange I'm turning down what is essentially a guaranteed relationship and they start wondering what is wrong with me
2. I get with Yoko, drop Sperghetti everywhere, it ends tells everyone I was a wizard. Ridicule. They side with her as she's universally liked for being fun.

I feel like I've reached the top of the roller coaster and it's all downhill from there

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-40310959

Not sure what the old bird is on about. Seems pretty fine outside of non shitholes like London or Manchester.

>>37767829
Most normal people are pretty depressed about the state of the country. Smart people realised this place was fucked a longtime ago and just enjoy the ride

>>37767829
Shes still Queen of Australia right?

If I was her I'd be fucking off to spend my final weeks in the sun away from all the death and fire

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>>37767688
perfect day for a walk lads, if only i could find a qtgf who likes walking too

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Notice anything lads?

>>37767825
Is her name actually Yoko or you're just calling her that because she's wrecking everything? Maybe mention to the lads your worried about falling out with them if it goes wrong?

>>37767877
>missing
Surely they mean "dead". Anyone alive would have contacted someone by now right?

>unknown floor

ah yes, I'm sure they wee living there/in the UK legally

>>37767877
Surely even normies look at those names and are taken aback?

>>37767890
It's Yoko because she's going to split everyone.

You know anon I hadn't thought of mentioning it. I'm still conditioned to think worst scenarios. Next time it's brought up I'll voice my concerns and see how it goes down

>>37767877
RIP Denis Murphy.

>>37767979
Also RIP Sheila Smith and Steve Power (great name)

Those 3 make this a utter tragedy.

Hold me lads. Lately I want to fuck a trap or a twink. I don't care if its gay or not. I just want to try it to see what is like.
I tried Grindr with no luck. Any suggestion?

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Well, I've officially reached the point where I no longer enjoy video games.
In a way I'm kind of grateful.

>>37768220
You dont think you'd freak out smelling a cock and arsehole up close? And surely anyone can find a shag on grinder?

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>>37767877
DEYRE ALL IZLAMMS, INNIT????>>????????

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See you lads there right?

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>>37768308
is it finally happening lads?

if i took pics of myself in mcm with other cosplayers will it up my nerd cred and help me find a legit autist gf? not those fake ones

>>37768308
>SCREENSHOT!!

What does that add? Are captions mandatory or is this person just retarded

>>37768347
It's snapchat, and normies are dumb

>>37768220
Have you tried being good looking?

we're hitting 27 degrees today lads

hold onto your bums!

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Looking forward to PM Corbyn lads?

The Tories wont last a year after DUP and Firegate.

>>37768448

29 in islington according to my phone.

my pale white body isn't built for this weather

>>37768448
Not in Glasgow m8
>tfw i get comfy weather and anglos are currently sweating
feels good man

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>>37768525
Forgot the picture there lads

>>37768448
>>37768515
Jealous tbqh. Sounds cold and refreshing.

>>37768576
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER WHERE WOMEN GLOW AND MEN PLUNDER

>>37768605
I'M IN A LAND FAR EAST WHERE EVERYONE IS UNDER 5'7 AND THE ROADS ARE MENTAL.

My SSD is coming today lads wahey
Paid 70 for a Samsung 250GB

>>37768308
Look at your fucking nails man.

>>37768855
>man
>screenshot sent over snapchat
ARE ANONS REALLY THIS DUMB???

>>37768448
Highs of 21 in Glasgow apparently, not like i was going to leave the flat anyway

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Mentally preparing myself to leave the house, lads.

Off to the shops lads. Gonna sweat and suffer but I'll make myself look forward to returning here for vallium and banter

Who's up for a drink then lads?

>>37769338
Used the options field rather than the name field like a chump just there.

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>>37761433

Went to the casino, took 20, got up to 120, put the entire 100 profit on a single spin, lost, went home break even with my winning streak over

>>37769338
I'm still a bit hungover from last night, off to the shops for a bottle soon though and will start again around lunch time

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>Go out to my town's only worthwhile club.
>My town is partially famous in the surrounding areas for having beautiful women.
>See the qts dancing in the club.
>Would bury muh dik in a few of them.
>Beta skeletons and fat autists hit on them with great success.
You lads should come to the West Midlands sometimes. It blows my mind how many qts here settle with guys who are literal 3/10s.

>>37769366
I was meaning a drink with me of course, in Leeds around 1730 my m8

>>37769389

Where the fuck do you live, dudley?

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Any of you lads doing a spot of daytime drinking?

>>37769457
I hate drinking. I only drink when I'm hanging out with normies and LARPing as a normie.

>>37769389
Where about in the West Midlands? I'd happily come for a drink with you and horrendously fuck it up when I drink too much.

>>37769494
>>37769389

I'd also be up for going out with the midlands lads

>>37769494
The only nights out that I enjoy are in the gay bars in Hanley.
Not joking lads, as a 4/10 sperg, girls in gay bars are gagging for attention because all the guys in there want cock and they're desperate.
I've had actually attractive girls actually come up and make out with me and then walk off without saying anything.
Shit is great.

>>37760639
>Someone mentions something fucked up like "I was raped" or "I got stabbed"
>"But I don't like talking about it"

Then why even bother bringing it up? Fucking attention whores.

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Morning lads! Had a much better day than I thought yesterday!

>turbo Stacey at work said I had a nice bum
>got mummy some presents for father's day
>have two whole days off wageslaving now
>went a full seven days without binge eating

I feel really good desu lads. Going to head to the chemist to pick up my fluoxetine and then get comfy and play a bit of Digimon.

What are you lads planning today? And remember to try your best, I promise it pays off~

>>37769535
>fellow Stokie
Which town lad?

>>37769572
S T A F F O R D

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>>37769561
Eating Pringles in bed because hangover.
Work out later but it's squats and I hate squats.
Mow the lawn but I probably won't.
Play Persona 5 and For Honor all day.

>>37769589
Not bad. I'd live there if it weren't more expensive than Stoke for the exact same shit.

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>posted on /britfeel/ for the last two years
>been away for three weeks
>pretty sure no one has noticed because everything I've done on here has been entirely insignificant
Life is futile

>>37769601
>today's weather
>mowing the lawn

Wouldn't recommend it lad. Better to try and get comfy and play video games desu. Have a good day!

>>37769619
What kinds of things did you post lad? I recognise most posters here~

And good to have you back!

>>37769612
I actually live a little outside Shitford but further away from Hanley.
It cost 36 quid for a taxi to Shitford last time I went out.
It cost 15 for a taxi to Hanley.
What the fuck is this Jewish nonsense

>>37769656
What you talking about lad? It's lovely here. Really warm. My normie brother is sunbathing outside.

>>37769561
Really impressed with that Tildo m8

>>37769700
I don't like hot weather desu. Really uncomfy for me. Do you like the summer then lad?

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>>37769734
I like winter! When it snows!
When I can be top /comf/ and play video games like a useless shit.
I don't like having to go out in the snow. It's a nightmare.

The only thing I like about summer is watching a movie at night when it's warm and I can lie on top of my bed with a pizza.

>>37769561
Staying in and being comfy today. Way too hot outside. Might do some art. Why do you get your mummy presents?

>>37769688
So you're Cannock right? Seems like a real nice place to live. Or at least the view is nice anyway.

>36 quid for a taxi to Shitford
>15 for a taxi to Hanley
Probably because Hanley has a bit of a reputation for being quite rough locally, whereas everyone here acts as if Stafford is the place to be for a night out if you aren't going all the way up to Liverpool.

>>37769768
Stafford is a shit night out though.
Couture is a shithole where your feet stick to the floor and everyone is 18.
The only place I like is Casa but it's always rammed and when I'm LARPing as a normie all my friends complain about being there.

>>37769799
>Casa
You should try Liverpool lad. If you like a bit of coke to spice up your night out its a good place to go because you can get soem semi decent stuff right off the docks before Jamal and Achmed cut with with benzocaine and shit.

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>>37769723
Really thank you lad! I hope you are making progress with your endeavors!

>>37769756
Same anon! Winter is really comfy. Though it has not snowed here for years. Autumn isn't too bad either. I don't like much about summer. But I guess the brighter mornings make getting up easier~

>>37769766
Anything you were planning on drawing in particular lad? And I buy mummy presents because daddy passed away and I think she has been a good mummy all things considered. You getting your dad anything?

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>>37767877
>yfw you realise all the white people were on the lower floors

>Hot weekend
>Angry people

Is this gonna blow over lads or is the fire rising?

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>>37769938
There is only one course of action

>>37769938

I think we could get some 2011 style antics. Though one thing that is different is that there seems to be more of a political angle to this anger, rather than 2011 that was just people nicking TVs and basmati rice.

>>37769842
Sculpture is my thing, i like to practise likenesses of people i know. My da passed away too, when i was 16. I only do things for his anniversary. Never really thought about getting mum anythint because they were already divorced and i'm pretty good to her anyway. Nice that you do it though lad. How old were you when he died?

Does sun lotion stop me from getting a tan? I can't find a straight answer on the internet and most of it seems to be aimed at darkies, what about us Aryans with fair skin?

>tfw run out of alcohol

fuck, dont want to head out to the shop at 11am to buy more either, ill look like an alcoholic

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Made it back from the shops lads. Treating myself to an energy drink, a bacon and egg sammich and a valium.

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>>37769979
>Aryans
leave this place

>>37769980
Everyone else is doing it, pretend you're having a BBQ with friends if anyone asks =)

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>>37770000
What a wonderful post, lad

>>37770000
Don't tell me what to do, muzzie.

>>37770009
Do you think white=aryan?

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fucking hot un lads.sat fishing next to a river is comfy af. it's the only time i feel comfy outside. well on top of a fell in the lakes is good
hope you're all nice n comfy too

>>37770055
That looks bloody lovely lad

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Should we make a britfeel minecraft server?

>>37769980
It is acceptable on the weekend lad, I'm of to tesco soon to buy a bottle of whisky

>>37769938
You reckon there are going to be riots in London?

>>37770091
If it existed, i would join it. Been playing it again after a two year break.

>>37770084
it is. we go twice a year this time for my mates birthday gone on river wharfe then will do 1 closer to home for my birthday later in year

A protester outside Kensington town hall was run over by a police riot van, in critical condition now

Today is going to be a fun day lads

>>37769842
Your posts make me cringe knowing that it isn't an act.

>>37770205
kek you couldn't make that up. Are we in for a shitstorm? It fucking had to be a police van

>>37770205
>A protester outside Kensington town hall was run over by a police riot van,
kek source?

>>37770205
probably ran out in front of it expecting it to screech to a halt
bet he thought he was gonna be the next tank man

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>>37770234
>kek you couldn't make that up

Well I just did

>>37769847
because the only white people retarded enough live there are literal disabled retards

Why is everyone sperging out in London lads? I get the fire is a terrible thing, but surely it was an accident? Why are there people rioting in the streets?

Are we going to ban assault fridges next or something?

>>37770275
no lad they're all victims, the white man burned their flats down and whitey needs to be removed, this is new pakistan now

>>37770275
It was preventable but only happened because of greedy people trying to cut costs and make more money. Other expensive apartments and places of work nearby had sprinkler systems. The local council and businesses let the people in the flat down. People in london live in towers similar to the one that burned. They are understandably angry.

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Why the fuck must I do everything at work?

>Get a call from the office saying someone is sick and can I arrange cover
>Ask where my assistant is and why isn't he doing it
>"Oh he left and is going to London for the weekend"

Everything just seems to be my fucking problem and I'm getting really tired of it.

>>37770294
>only happened because of greedy people trying to cut costs and make more money

it was literally state owned property, it wasn't about greed it was about the inefficiency of the socialist state, which ironically is what all these people are in favour of

creating a little sheen of sweat on my mouse and keyboard when I hold them too long in this heat

>>37770330
what heat?

>>37770337
27 degree where I'm at

had to close the curtains, currently living like some emir in his tent

>>37769842
have you thought about joining your dad or fuck off with your fake cutesy act?
we know you look like a bloke and I bet you're balding too.
fuck off pretending to care and post somewhere else

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just come back from the town lads, fucking sweating one out, too many heads

>>37770353
bbc weather says 21 for me
my pc is a little hotter than usual, but it's quite tepid in here

>browsing PoF in my local area to see if I recognise anyone
>it is full of fucking trolls and single mothers
Makes me feel a little better about myself desu

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Lads DO NOT go outside! I made the mistake of going to Lidl and all the normies on their two days of freedom, Eastern European walking in my way and the heat was a fearsome combination!

>>37769963
Sculpting? That sounds really hard desu. Are you new to it or have you been doing it for a while? Sorry to hear about your dad lad. It is a pretty traumatic thing to experience. Mine died when I was 12~

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>>37769561
What do you work as? Infrequent lurker here.

And congrats on the binge eating Tilde!

>>37770412
>Lads DO NOT go outside!
Christ I am about to drive to Morrisons for supplies, this isn't helping. Not planning to leave my flat for the remainder of the weekend anyway. Might swing by Lidl as well and pick up a cheap bottle of something, I hear their whisky is good

>>37770412
sainsburys was full of people in sleeveless jerseys, 3/4 pants and sandals
one or two qt's but not enough to warrant a trip outdoors

forgot to pick up the only thing I went for, so I'm a little upset

>>37770309

>le socialism boogeyman
>business never make mistakes

A private business was given the contract. They cheaped out and bought the non fire proof material to save money. Research your facts instead of browsing /pol/.

Anyone else watching Trooping the Colour? I feel my pride swelling.

>>37770412
Didn't you vote UKIP tilde? What do you think about the muslims and pakis that died in the flat fire?

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Lads haggis is so fucking delicious. If you haven't tried it then get yourself some.

started losing weight because I wanted to be a qt trap
now that feeling has entirely dissipated, I'm still dropping weight and my mums getting concerned about me

>>37770453
>they cheaped out and bought the non fire proof material to save money.

If I might interject into your argument. The panels met all EU regs.

The council are not fire safety experts and would not have been in charge of selecting what cladding to use. That puts them in the clear.

The construction company used cladding that met all regulations. That puts them in the clear.

Conclusion: Regulations are at fault.

This American notion of finding someBODY to blame is disgusting.

>>37770412
Finally explains why you act like such a faggot. You don't have a proper male role model.

>>37770543
At least your not fat AND a fag. Look on the bright side, lad.

>>37770554
Fair does. I concede to that argument.

>>37770554
The tenants reported it multiple times and the government shot down an act that would have prevented this from happenning.
People identified and tried to change things but they weren't listened to.

>>37770453
businesses do make mistakes, and get held accountable

state run courts never hold state employees accountable, and if they do it's a couple decades later, such as in the case of Hillsborough. They're all in bed with one another, and it doesn't matter if a private contractor installed the cheap material, they worked within regulation of industry standards, and did it at the behest of the council.

>>37770581
Tenants are now fire and construction safety experts and understand the flammability of building cladding

what?

>>37770435
I work at Greggs lad. What about you?

>>37770443
Good luck lad. I think getting supplies in and staying cooped up is the best plan of action. Morrison's will have less Eastern European too so should be more tolerable. Report back too lad!

>>37770444
What did you go to get baka? And not a lot of qts around for me. Just pensioners desu~

>>37770473
I don't really want anyone to die. But I won't deny I am prejudiced against them due to getting bullied and then them saying I was racist, getting away with it and all the others using my ""racism"" as an excuse to bully me more. Some of them are really nice though. I don't think you should generalise desu~

>>37770562
i guess
I finally get why skinny faggots get self conscious now
I'd exercise, but fuck that

>>37770543
>I wanted to be a qt trap
probably only 1% of the people that try pull this off and that's with favourable lighting and camera angles. Post body anyway

>>37770595
>don't think we should generalise
>am prejudiced

You're so fucking fake you racist cunt, you'll say anything to anyone to gain their favor.

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>Another call from work with another fucking problem
>Ask why they are not calling my assistant
>"He's in London with his family"
>They think this somehow invalidates his commitment to his job

I think this is the notion that pisses me off the most. This constantly happens.

My assistant is employed to be a first point of call before me with any problems. But he's always "out with the family" or other bollocks. So it's just "assumed" that because I sit on 4chan all day that my time off is somehow less valuable and I must be the one to fix anything.

>>37770412
I find it easier than drawing desu. Funnily enough its a hobby i used to do with my dad so ive been dabbling for over 10 years. Aye its really gutting to lose a parent young, must have been horrible losing him at 12. Just gotta get on with life i spose. Have you noticed many emotional/life problems to do with not having a dad?

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>>37770620
>favor
YANK GET OUT

>>37770611
I know, i was suckered in with the constant faggot posting and all that
gave me a bit of a crisis, even went on /lgbt/ for a bit but I think I'm over it now
and you don't want to see my saggy, stretch marked, boney body

>ep 6 of the new Twin Peaks
>Cooper still isnt even in the fucking town he's just wandering around like a braindead mong
HURRY THE FUCK UP REEEEEE

>>37770632
Oh no poor you I'm sorry your assistant couldnt do you work for you. You get paid more, get to work.

>>37770652
You should lift weights and the trap feels will go away

>>37770661
>watching that lol so random so deep so symbolic shit

>>37770652
Hey the lads flocked to see tildes fat man parts so you might have more interest than you think
hope you're not actually fem or he might have a meltdown

>>37770667
What's the point of him if I'm doing his job?

>>37770676
Nothing else new to watch and cant be arsed with an old show right now

>>37770633
You must be pretty good at sculpting then lad! I think it has caused a lot of problems for me. Though not having a dad gets worse as you get older and realise all of the things you are missing out on. Do you think it caused any problems for you lad?

gotta stop with the ket, I'm gettin very existential
just buying my bread and veg today, I wouldn't want to be the one who has to scan hundreds of items over a scanner for 8 hours a day
or the guy making sure the scanner is working
or the supervisor who's job it is to make sure that his own boss doesn't get ripped off

it's all messy, I prefer being on the lowest rung, just go in, do my job, which lets others do their jobs, then go home to eat, wank, play games and sleep then come back tomorrow so we can carry on carrying on

I need a minute

>>37770722
took me twice as long to read that as it did to type it
why do I keep doing this to myself, I don't want to but I do, I need help but I don't know what for

>>37770722
>I wouldn't want to be the one who has to scan hundreds of items over a scanner for 8 hours a day
I've done this for a job. It's not so bad you just zone out and switch to autopilot.

Should I still get my Dad a card if I don't live with them anymore and they are going away for 2 weeks so won't be able to get it for ages?

>>37760995
This wouldn't surprise you if you were just a tad above the average reader :)

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>>37770661
dougiecoop is kino

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

#JUSTICE4GRENFELL

>>37770702
I know that feel. When I see lads my age doing dad-son stuff it hurts. First pint, helping me move to my first house etc. When he died I was already a troubled teen so it only made my existing problems worse. Had a long period where i was very self destructive. But it's all a learning opportunity. Can't be a slave to tragedy. Hope you succeed lad

>>37770790
Send him an e-card or something.

im in london right now lads and its getting a bit heated, LOTS of people gathering and its only mid day generally seems to be pretty civil although people are visibly pissed off

the real fun hours begin this evening when the ''''youth''''' come out to play, fully expecting riots breaking out in the city in the next 72 hours and im talking 2011 on steroids

this isnt about a nigger getting shot by a cop this time, its the poor rising against the rich and its gonna get messy

>>37770895
We'll have a Marxist in charge by the end of the year.

>>37770895
who cares London is just muzzies now, get out and let them eat each other

>>37770895
Where are you in London where this is happening? You sure you're not having a cheeky lie?

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>>37770929
wil wie seez hte meens ov producktion??????

Mulan has the highest kill-count of any Disney character, including villains, and was the first Disney Princess to be shown killing people on screen.

>>37770947
>>37770947
Calm down tilde it's more to do with the class difference

The founder and the original leader of the Rolling Stones got kicked out of the band and then died less than a month later.

>>37770992
>>37771014
I want to unsubscribe to britfeel facts

In 2013 it cost $289,500 a year to run a hot dog cart near the Central Park Zoo in New York City.

'Bout to tackle the ironing, anyone got some spare energy?

Going to go for a walk after that, then get back and have a zoot.

What's on the slate for today, my lads?

>on normiebook
>rich spoilt twat from my old school writes a huge fuck off post about grenfell
>unironically says that they wouldnt need to be begging for houses if they just went out and got a job
>hes never had a job

wew and also friendly reminder if you are anything besides poor/working class you arent a robot

>>37771044
I just can't see them making that money back though

>>37770895
bit mad that its going on whilst the queen is being wheeled out. crossover episode?

>>37760999
those digits are beautiful

>tfw reading the Gulag Archipelago and seeing the UK creeping towards Marxist ideas at the same time

It's been nice knowing you freedom

>>37771068

I bet they charge like $25 per hotdog though, and like $4 for a drink.

>>37771117
Britain actually has a highly popular party leader who, yesterday, suggested that the working class seize the property of the rich.

>tfw am able to save like 60 quid a month if i dont buy any luxuries
>want to save 4-5 grand up to buy a car

this is dire

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>Lovely weather outside
>Already sorted my stuff out
>Already starting to tan
>Students have mostly left, the rest will finally fuck off home in a few weeks
>Butthurt in London
This has been my comfiest weekend for months so far.
I need to get up early more often.

>>37771133
Due to the rich's willingness to forfeit legislation that could have prevented a tragedy, Corbyn suggested that apartment complexes be used to relocate the families affected.
Stop talking in hyperbole you retard.

Mummy may literally wanted to revise the internet and restrict your freedom but you were okay with that, use empty buildings and suddenly it's a communist plot to take over.

Joe Bell, the father of a son that committed suicide from gay bullying, planned to walk across the entire continental United States within 2 years to spread awareness over bullying and its effects, but was killed after 6 months by getting hit by a semi-truck.

aunt wants me to house sit and look after her 2 puppers whilst she's on holiday next week
and she lives next to a pizzaria that I thought had closed down ages ago
she has sky TV and all the channels, and a ps4 pro too
if I hadn't just got a job a month ago it would be max comfy, at the moment it's 99%

>>37771170
>Corbyn suggested that apartment complexes (property of the rich) be used (seized) to relocate the families affected (the """"working"""" class)

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I hate old people

>Their saggy, cracked, wrinkly skin
>Slow, weak, unable to care for themselves
>All they talk about is how ill they are and which friend died this week
>Every fiber of their being is screaming "it's time to die" and yet they still go on

Every time I see one I feel like punching them in the back of the head and stomping their skulls until they cave in. JUST DIE.

>>37771170
>Corbyn suggested that apartment complexes be used to relocate the families affected

Let's analyse this statement.

>Corbyn suggested that apartment complexes

Owned by rich people

>used to relocate the families affected

Given to poor people

Conclusion: Communism

>>37771215
Fuck off mate dont you have grandparents?

>>37771215
Old people are alright. It's the people that are in between middle-age and being elderly that are terrible.

>>37771215
fucked up m8

i feel bad for oldies, theres a retirement home near me, front rooms face the street, whenever i see an old lassie sat in her little room watching a shit portable TV, it makes me really sad.

>>37771215
ITS COPY AND PASTED FROM ANOTHER THREAD DON'T REPLY

>>37771202
Jesus Christ lad, you're just an embarrassment.
You can't help but only speak in pol meme terms.
Almost as if you have no idea what you are talking about and are just parroting what others tell you.

>buy dog food online from amazon like i always do
>45 quid
>food arrived
>money not taken out my bank

whats going on lads

>>37771227
>>37771170
It's more the public's response than Corbyn's that's scary, everyone seems to think the answer is more government and it's all the fault of those damn kulaks i mean rich folk

>>37771254
What exactly is his plan if not taking rich people's property for the poor? Spell it out to me if I'm so wrong.

>>37771233
Of course I do, they've had strokes and keep falling over. If they were dogs they'd have been put down out of pity.

>>37771253
I made that thread though

>>37771246
Which is why they should be put down, clearly nobody cares about them and they're so old all they can do is lie in bed all day

>>37771305
Don't EVER reply to me

Try to remember that in future

>>37771327
lol, am I triggering you you autist?