/britfeel/

1st for never going to beat mental illness

>>37772381
2nd for going to beat mental illness and become a better person

delayed 1st for grenfell residents

RIP

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>>37772381
3rd for the impending revolution

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Milk Cat 97

>>37772381
Good riddance to those 100+ dead niggers and sandniggers.

I hope more of them die soon.

I am warm lads T B H

I posted here yesterday too

nth for pakis unfairly raising mars bar prices

>>37772427
Oh anon you're so caring and emotional, you're such a wonderful human being for caring about the deaths of random strangers.

actually cant be ased with any riots. i remember the riots in 2011 and it was fucking shite - i could not get myself suasuage rolls because they had broken into sayers.

Reminder that Tilde is a fake, narcissistic attention whore who pretends to care about you in return for attention.
He's repeatedly changed his views so he can appeal to the most amount of people and called anons jealous when they pointed out he looks like a bloke and nothing like a fem boy.

>>37772429
4th for the subsequent nuclear annihilation and reclamation of the world by nature

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You are required to post

>waifu
>favourite apple variety

>>37772430
I appreciate Milk Cat, keep up the good fight

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>Called 4 people to cover a shift at work tonight
>2 said they can't do it
>Other 2 haven't responded

>>37772471
>Liverpudlian detected
>Liverpudlian who lives near Toxteth detected

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37772478
my favorite kind of apple is the cider apple

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>>37772478
Golden Delicious

>>37772478
Waifus are shit
Apples are shit

>>37772501
i dont live near toxteth. plenty of scousers in this thread so fuck off.

>>37772496
What's the job?

Vkdkdy

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>>37772478
Quite like Fuji apples tbqh~

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>Lefty on my facebook going on about how empty houses (that are people's property should be used to house the fire survivors)
>Ask why he isn't giving up space in his house
>"I pay my taxes so those less fortunate can get help".

And apparently those rich people don't

Typical full of shite lefty. When it comes down to it, they don't want to actually help anyone.

>>37772478
there are kinds of apples?

>>37772496
Nobody wants to work on their day off you kike, fuck off

>>37772530
Warehouse work. For health and safety there needs to be a min number of people in the warehouse and someone has just phoned in sick.

>>37772544
they are already being given emergency housing anyway.

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patrician hot day snack

I need motivation lads.
All the minimum wagecucks in this thread, fill me with your rage, allow me to work harder so I don't become you.

>tfw masturbate to pictures of girls posting on /r/femalefashionadvice

What have I become

>>37772546
And what makes you think I do?
They're shift workers so there's no such thing as "This is my day off".

>>37772381
It's pretty hot out lads

What temperature is it by you?

>>37772569
Not enough blur

>>37772617
shaky hands
---

>>37772604
28 smackers lad

>>37772569
>Not a mars icecream

One job

>>37772604
Don't care. I'm staying in today, drinking myself to oblivion

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>>37772587
Would you guys smash?

>>37772602
They're shift workers because that's all kikes like you will give them.

You're also supposed to give people at least a weeks notice of their shifts. They're not at your beck and call all day every day kike. Enjoy working on your day off cunt.

i was trying to look up videos about queen Elizabeth and this came up. WTF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srBX9LprE7o

am fuckin sweatin me lad

>>37772644
They get their shifts a month in advance. You never heard the notion of needing people to cover when people are sick?

They're all zero hours so they should be jumping at the chance for extra hours.

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>>37772642
Fuck me that's hot

>>37772642
Shes really beautiful t b h

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28 degrees in my room

>>37772642
yes, if she is legal. fucking hell lad. you're asking the brit feel lads. i would fuck pretty much any girl. i dont have any standards when it comes to a quick shag.

>>37772637
>not freezing the mars bar

>>37772604

27 degrees where I am according to the forecast

Gonna die

>>37772674
>You never heard the notion of needing people to cover when people are sick?
And they're well within their rights to say no.

>They're all zero hours so they should be jumping at the chance for extra hours.
Nah, they have self respect. Fucking kikes like you are the problem with the job market. You pay whit wages on 0 hour contracts and expect people to be grateful for the oppurtunity to make someone else rich.

>>37772604
22C, it's not that hot

>>37772694
27 here. I feel like I'm there with you bro.

>>37772674
Some people have enough hours already that they don't want more. Or they just want a day off.
I got pretty tired of covering for everyone. Cover often enough and people will skip knowing you will cover

>>37772729
Guess a few people can enjoy seeing their hours dry up then.

getting quite sick of that tower fire now 2bh with you, a quarter of the DM's site is devoted to endless articles about it

WHY ISNT THE QUEEN IN THE BRIT FEEL PICTURE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Pkddmo8LE

>>37772761
I can't wait till we vote to make the UK independent from London.

Any of you lads in Derby?

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WELCOME TO WHEELA DEELAS

I fucking hate the heat, me and my computer dislike this shit, I just wanna wrap myself in blankets and play games but I cant fucking do that as I stick to my chair, its too hot and when I try to play shit I get hot flushes, too fucking hot for this shit and my saturday has been ruined

>>37772802
Ed China left so that show will drop off the map

i hate this fucking heat. i cant do anything. us brits are not made for this

>>37772744
Typical petty kike, all butthurt because people aren't desperate no lifers sucking up to the boss.

Off to work now little juden.

Laid in bed comfy wrapped in a blanket in an air-conditioned, 22 degree room
Feels too good to be quite honest.

What do you do, when every weekend you drink 2-3L of Vodka, do nothing but shitpost on 4chan and watch occasional streams, whilst crying yourself to sleep at night?

What do you do when you've literally given up on life, but don't want to take your own life because of family?

What do I do?

>>37772761
It's arguably a case of a manslaughter by the government, expect it to stay in the news for a while.

>>37772830
Makes you wonder how we conquered India and half of Africa

>>37772862
>What do I do?

be a fucking soldier and do something about your shite life.

>>37772862
Buy a cheap car and go tour Europe.

>>37772862
I've been in the same position for years.

The creative arts a god send 2bh. Get an instrument.

>>37772882
fucking good point lad. our soldiers must have been some 'ard bastards.

>>37772697
Even if your standards were high that'd be a yes I'd bet.

>>37772836
>Petty

Let's analyse what everyone is actually saying in this situation.

Firstly the person who phoned in to say he's not showing up: "Fuck off find someone else to do it"
Now the people that denied the shift when offered "Fuck off you do it"

When you understand there's a deeper meaning to what people say, you quickly start to lose all respect for people.

>>37772890
Like fucking what? Life is literally pointless.

>>37772898
You know, I've actually been thinking of this. My favourite instrument is the Violin, it's just I live in an apartment block so it would piss everyone off so I put it to bed. Then the other option is lessons somewhere, but that needs money and my job isn't exactly amazing.

>>37772913
And when people are having a day off and deny the offer of a shift that's not reasons to go "fuck you then I'm cutting your hours".

You're the cunt here, not them. They might care a bit more if they were paid better and not on 0 hour contracts.

>>37772923
Could try an electric violin. You could get headphones for the amp so only you hear it~

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>>37772642
More here lads Originalo

>>37772923
>Life is literally pointless.

it is when you have this attitude. life is what you make it. we can give life meaning through our own goals and aspirations.

you will never change if you have this attitude. you could try getting a violin and see if it helps.

>>37772941
They're telling me to fuck off so I respond by fucking them off.

Sounds fair to me.

>Implying I have any control over their pay or contacts

>>37772958
>two phones
bit different

ps4 is really screaming
it's still under warranty so I'm alright

>>37772913
If you get asked to cover someone elses shift then denying isn't always telling the person calling to fuck off.
Some people actually make plans on their days off and can't actually do it. Some people actually want one of their limited days off.

You sound like the worst type of boss. Probably run a sports direct warehouse.

>>37772977
>two phones

That's a purse, my negro

>>37772977
I think it's a purse lad

>>37772974
No, they're saying "no thanks I've worked enough this week and I don't need the money".

You can't be butthurt at them for that. You're just salty because now you have to go in and work.

>>37772977
>What is a purse.

>>37772958
is that necklace thing a crocodile?
hmm

>>37773009
Two bananas with arms and legs, the left one taking a giant shit.

>>37772999
But what they're actually saying, because the effect of them saying no is I have to do it. "Fuck off you do it".

And If I end up having to do it there will be a reckoning on Monday morning.

>>37772996
>>37772998
>>37773005
Sorry bros, I'm not a fashion guru like you guys. Looked like a phone case at first glance.

>>37773026
I personally hope they openly tell you to fuck off. With your attitude, it's no surprise people don't want to do you a favour.

>>37773026
Its your shift you mad bastard why wouldn't you do it

Here's a fuck off from me

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>>37772958
Even more tee bee haych

>>37773046
>He comes on to /britfeel/
>He isn't a fashion guru

>>37773056
How is it my shift? I have done my shifts 40 hours from Monday to Friday. I don't work weekends.

>>37773048
>Favour
>It's their job

>>37772430
I reported this image

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bought some chocolate but it melted

>>37773064
>that face
>that mouth
lel

>>37772923
>worrying about pissing other people off

so long as you arent playing past 10pm no one can force you to stop desu

>>37773080
>i am scared of milk cat getting to 100

haha you pussy

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>tfw download pictures of cute girls that post on /r/amiugly

Does anyone else do this?

>>37773064
That lower face makes 'her' look like a tranny.

>>37773094
I DO NOT HAVE MILK

>>37773074
Asking them to cover a shift that isn't theirs isn't their job, it's doing a favour.
Their job is the hours on their rota.

Boo hoo, you did 40 hours and don't work weekends, doesn't mean someone who isn't meant to work that day either should come in because you think they should. The twat who has hours that day should, that's it.

>>37773080
>announcing your report
Lad, pls.

pls don't ban me mods

I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep

>>37773097
no, because they are often attention whores that know damn well they're attractive. but the odd genuine qt with low self esteem is the cutest, most desireable thing in the world.

>>37773112
Being flexible is part of the contract they signed so it literally is their job 2bh.


>The twat who has hours that day should

So you're saying I should drag the sick person to work?

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Milk Cat 98

>>37773129
Do you have bills to pay and mouths to feed?

>>37773105
you might of ruined it for everyone. now we may never know.

you should be banned from britfeel.

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Milk Cat 99

>>37773146
Stop this immediatly

>>37773064
this last one is a turn-off because of her head
gives me a middle aged mom vibe

>>37773097
>Roastie doesn't cake herself in makeup
>I'm so ugly guys teehee

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Milk Cat 100

>>37773176
NO STOP THIS NOW

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wagwarrn /britfeel/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV46OGU7ksE

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>>37773176
Milk Cat 200

>>37773176
WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?

people opposed to the milk cat are too stupid to understand the importance of it

>>37773145
Yes if you are going to complain about someone not doing a shift.

People having that can change to as close as the night before shouldn't be allowed anyway. They should be flexible, but only until the rota becomes final and that allows them to make plans in their spare time.

>>37773206
dont think that was the official milk cat. there is only one per thread.

>>37773206
The meme dies.

>>37773145
Being flexible is occasionally saying yes to short notice requests to cover for somebody.

It's not agreeing to everything the boss says because he thinks he has control over whether someone wants to work an extra shift or enjoy their day off.

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Tac Klim

>>37773240
It begins

sgois

betty swollocks in full force

>>37773176
>>37773195

well the lad who just pretended to be milk cat ruined the fucking countdown.

fantastic.

This was the only thing I was looking forward to and you spoiled. I hope you realise there's blood on your hands when I hang myself later.

>>37773102
I've been trying to find her based on her leddit account. Apparently she writes erotic/romance novels and lives in Texas.

>>37773266
>well the lad who just pretended to be milk cat ruined the fucking countdown.

nah, there is a way around it. this has happened before.

>>37773212
If you're saying a company shouldn't be allowed to call people and expect them to cover shifts how would anyone cover a sick day?

>>37773266
IT IS NOT A COUNT DOWN IF THE NUMBERS ARE GOING UP

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MiIk Cat 100

>>37773240
the shadow memes are multiplying

>>37773173
Highly doubt she's ugly desu.

https://www.reddit.com/r/r4r/comments/5u39wu/22_f4m_anywhere_local_boyfriend_discovers_one/

She got over 400 messages on leddit from this post. Unfortunately she removed the pic of her face. Wish there was some way to see the unedited version of a leddit post

>>37773291
You may call them all you want, but you can't bitch and punish them if the people turn around and are unable to do the shift or refuse to cover on such a short notice.

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Milk Cat Infinity
goodbye

>>37773331
What you're suggesting isn't practical from a business standpoint.

>>37773334
milk cat is no longer the original poster's
it belongs to britfeel now

used to think my dad was racist and offensive but now I agree with pretty much everything he says
really makes me think

>>37773345
It's not practical to force your workforce to always give up their personal lives at a moments notice for you either.

>>37773354
Everyone should post a Milk Cat tonight in a weird I am Spartacus moment.

>>37773363
I think we all end up like our fathers in the end.

>>37773331
Yes they can.

You are a slave. Don't like it? Quit.

>>37773382
mine has no friends
guess you are right

how do none of you understand the point of milk cat? it is there to be used as a historical reference point

>>37773390
>You are a slave. Don't like it? Quit.
>Slave
>Quit
Your analogy is bad.

>>37773426
dickheads have to ruin everything

>>37773390
t.David Forsey

>>37773426
>historical reference point
2/4 months old at the most. Whatever you say lad. Kev has been around longer.

>>37773426
it's a pilkington-tier calendar system. has anyone actually used it to reference threads?

>>37773477
no. And I doubt they ever will.

>>37773325
i would never date a redditor no matter how attractive they are. i dont even hate reddit that much, but you cant find more fat cunts looking for validation than in a few minutes on reddit

i also hate this tinder/okcupid thing for anything other than hump and dump. its just so not human if you get what im saying. typing what you like and waiting for the response. its just so sad. i couldnt date someone who has this mindset.

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>>37773426
That's such a shit idea. Why would that be any more useful than the date? Also, nobody remembers the number that milk cat was on around each event, because we think so little of it when we see it.

The real purpose of milk cat is a social experiment, to test how the paranoia and over-analysing robots in this thread will give context to a context-less meme. milk cat is what we make of it

>>37773448
Young people don't know the value of work.

You're not entitled to wages. It should be legal for an employer to not pay you.

>>37773435
Then get back to work

>>37773503
who let rees-mong out of his cage?

>>37773461
it does not fucking matter how old it is. do you think when humans started to write history they said to themselves "nah, no point in doing it, we have not captured everything".

kev does not number all the threads he is in. think of it like how tv series number episodes.

>>37773503
>faggot larping as an older, ignorant, right-wing conservative to get (you)s.

Noone of that nature actually exists on boards such as these.

>>37773516
>kev does not number all the threads he is in
Neither does Milk Cat. He numbers his posts but there have been threads we have had no Milk Cat.

>>37773514
I wish Ress-Mogg posted on /britfeel/. Doing Parliament walks and the such.

>>37773517
I am an reincarnated old man who now lives as a neet

I inherited my own inheritance because I was born when I died

>>37773477
no because hardly anyone understand it

>>37773495
fuck off lad. do you think tv series say the date to reference episodes? what would you rather say "did you see episode 23 of dbz when goku punched nappa" or "did you see that episode from 1991".

the whole point is to say "oh yeah, moni become a girl in mink cat 203". its meant to be fun. the date is not always stated in britfeel.

>>37773544
I think most of the people in this board have the souls of old men yet the emotional intelligence of a fourteen year old girl
see : ebinalad

>>37773541
do you think Herodotus was incapable of mistakes? he numbers each thread.

>>37773578
>the whole point is to say "oh yeah, moni become a girl in mink cat 203"
No one ever does this.

>>37773613
because no one understands it. i said that was the point of it. i never said people do it.

>>37773622
well then it was a fucking shite meme then if noone got the gist of it. Fuck off and come up with better content next time.

Next.

>>37773578
That would work if he posted every thread, but he doesn't.

>>37773627
im not the meme creator. im just saying the point of it.

it has been mentioned plenty of times before. you all just chose to ignore it.

>>37773622
That was never meant to be the point of it either. Some lad posted it in each tread to see what happened. That's it. Back when people were trying to make new forced memes

>>37773578
i understood it from day dot and i never used it to denote a period in britfeel time because no one cared about it or would know what i'm on about.
"do you remember that thread?"
"no"
"it the year of our lord milk cat 23"
"dont know when that was"
"oh well here's a link to an archive."

milk cat.
do we need em.
BONG

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>>37773653
Lad, Just stop yourself now.

>>37773649
people have a life though. if it is our meme. someone else should do it too.

>>37773655
nah, it was a bit of both.

Can we all just admit that I was correct?

>>37773097
No but I still go there every day to look at qts with low self esteem

>>37773682
it was that and to be used as a historical reference. i know the poster in real life.

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>>37773722
Stop this. I'm feeling sorry for you now.

- PM Kev x

>Havent been out of the house since wednesday afternoon

getting a bit wound up now des, and my lips are starting to dry up from not getting any fresh air

NEED IF Brommapojkarna to score in the second half PLEASE

>>37773334
filename links to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFV1JNgJA7s

?

>>37773730
does not matter anyway. no one is going to use it.

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>>37773722
>mfw his dad works at nintendo

>>37773823
My uncle does. We are getting Halo on the Switch next week :)

>>37773823
how did you know?

ori ori

>>37773746
Just open a window mate

>>37773823
>tfw my uncle actually did work for nintendo but i never told anyone because i knew it was a meme

>>37773913
The boy who cried 'My Uncle works at Nintendo'

There's always that one guy who says >tfw my XXX actually worked for Nintendo

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>bIocks your path
wat do?

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>>37773936
Get out of the tower block some other way.

>Hitlers secret megaship documentary
fuck it, it's better than watching meme compilations all day

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>>37773954

A lethal dose of morphine is just part and parcel of living in Hyde

>>37773977
fancy a totally harmless flu vaccination mr khan?

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>>37773977
>This is what the mayor of London actually does.

who is the cock of britfeel?

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>>37773094
Milk cat 384384

>>37774008
Probably Mr Cuddles anon in terms of pure strength.

I've heard lenlad has stopped posting and started pulling strings behind the curtain in a secret discord with the waifu posters including tilde.

>>37774053
Must be doing a shit job as the waifu posters are easy to ignore.

>>37774053
mr cuddles does not count lad, its a dog, he cant post here. i mean out of actual people. we will count sexy kev though for a laugh.

i do reckon the waifu posters have a secret discord though. they are definitely a little clique.

>>37774053
There aren't any discords as far as I am aware. There was one about a year ago, I posted about twice and never used it again. Too scary~

>>37774087
I meant Mr Cuddles owner. He's a gypsy and has definitely been in gypsy fighting leagues before.

I heard he threatens to dox them if they don't post to influence the thread a certain way. Remember Karen poster? He's not been around for a bit because len asked to meet him in manchester.

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>>37774052
Milk cat 281739178

>>37774117
what about steam? im sure they have a steam group, ebin said something about it.

who else here /covertbritfeelspy/?

So far I have managed to infiltrate myself into a few different cliques and they are none the wiser.

do I crack open a beer yet?

>>37774136
I don't know of any. Tbf I am not as close to the waifuposters as people here seem to think. You would be better off asking one of them~

>>37774134
oh yeah. he probably is an 'ard cunt. ive done martial arts, boxing, and i lift but im not sure if i could take him.

there are some stedheads on here too and i bet they are quite hard.

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>>37774134
Speaking of doxxing Someone come find me ;)

>>37774162
fair enough lad. im just curious. you and ebin are the only known poster i talk to.

>>37774157
You gonna work your way in with LeedsLad for a pint?

theres a little girl who lives in my close of flats and she literally never stops fucking crying, its constant
whenever she doesnt get her own way she throws the biggest tantrums youve ever seen, and she is so loud. then i have to listen to the mum start shouting and swearing at the kid to shut up too, every damn day, very uncomfy

>>37774183
>leedslads desperate attempt to get ANYBODY to go for a pint with him

>>37774170

Isn't that greenfall tower, pre fire?

>>37774157
what cliques? sounds ratty tbqh. i was in a discord chat a year or so ago but it died after about a week lol.

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>>37772381
Back with a bang (interracial) edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>37774198
>Isn't that greenfall tower, pre fire?
>as if you can tell the difference

>>37774192
LeedsLad wanting a pint and then watching his gf get fucked is the new meme. Don't you know?

>>37774170


Done, at least this didn't take 5 hours

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.51405,-0.214959,3a,75y,38.94h,114.22t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1s-d7tX4wWucTI%2FV30SuLptYiI%2FAAAAAAAAMYs%2F7grDwU-LaEwZ01DH99RWQgmrT1CBuLQcgCJkC!2e4!3e11!6s%2F%2Flh3.googleusercontent.com%2F-d7tX4wWucTI%2FV30SuLptYiI%2FAAAAAAAAMYs%2F7grDwU-LaEwZ01DH99RWQgmrT1CBuLQcgCJkC%2Fw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya174.40596-ro-0-fo100%2F!7i13310!8i6655

Oh, it's great being black in a 95% non white apartment block

>White boys wont DARE install fire alarms or sprinklers

*burns in fire*

>You get to save money EVERY heating bill with your beautiful red...

*cuts to fire brigade scene*

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>>37774250
Best one yet.

sdf

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>>37774250

Best one in a while

>>37774204
Were you on remand in prison? HMP is the preferred getaway destination for the melanin enriched.

>>37774250
Fucking brilliant, lad. Absolutely brilliant.

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Which of you lads fancy a bit of LeedsLads gf then?

>>37774160
Once it reaches 5pm

If i get a job interview and they ask what i've been doing for the past year can i just say i didn't need to work so why would i?

>>37774345
Just say looking after your mum or something, it's easier
If you do the travelling meme they'll ask you about it

>>37774345
You have been travelling.

dsg

>>37774319
i bit the bullet, early bird gets the beer

>>37774345
you could say that, but if they think you're so rich that you don't nned to work they won't hire you

>>37774316
>fancy
you missed the gangbang?

>>37774415
Who said there was only one gang bang?

out of e-juice
I said that would be it, and that's it
ah well, cold turkey time now

uuughh god of war 4 looks so boring. why can't people just make fun games anymore.

>>37774191
phone cps lad

>>37774438
You can do it lad, try and find something to keep your mind off it if possible

>>37774438

you could try going down to zero strength?

>>37774466
new metro, shadow of war and battlefront 2 look good. maybe the setting of the new far cry too?

>>37774466
They can. They just aren't Sony Exclusive.

lads, is the newer spongebob squarepants movie any good? the next stop on my netflix journey is a toss up between that and antz.

>>37772958
>>37772642
Covering your neck up like always just makes the adams apple more obvious

you'll notice real girls almost never do that shit

These days I'd argue that it's easier than ever to dissappear - slowly stop posting to social media and soon people will forget you exist.

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This non white person seems almost happy to be escaping that tower block.

>>37774518
Watch Antz

>>37774524
>being this retarded unironically

Horee cuck

Riots would be so comfy, I remember 2011

>>37774591

summer 2011, the 2nd best time of my entire life, october 2009 taking first place

>>37774591
I don't remember any riots at all in 2011 desu

>>37774591
is there any actual news coverage about this or change it may happen?

I'd fucking love it to kick off in a big way. Be great watching on the TV, and to watch the conservative government squirm as the revolution takes hold.

>>37774591
I remember going home from work early as rumours had it that a riot would be happening in that area any time soon. It never did.

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>>37774611
>to watch the conservative government squirm as the revolution takes hold.
Calm it Corbyn.

>reply on normiebook to school friend
>going well, he says he's sorry we fell out of touch
>I make a post I thought was normal
>he doesn't reply
>read through post again, I talk about video games too much in it
>probably other autistic shit I didn't realize
Whenever I think I'm not being autistic and cringey I am. Can't fucking help myself.

>great sunshine but nowhere to go and no one to enjoy it with

My housemate is still sleeping and the few other friends are have are either away or too hermit

>tfw also missed a squat pr today

Bit of s bleh start to weekend

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>>37774604
RIP Mark Duggan

>>37774611

the 2011 riots werent so much a revolution as a chimp-out

Anyone here know why naked cyclists were around in Cardiff today?

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this is the happiest i've been for months. laid next to the river stoned listening to muddy waters manish boy.can smell wild garlic.
fucking love me some fishing.

>>37774661
Someone had to be in Wales

>>37774661

naked bike ride, they have them in alot of places, exposing your genitals to kids in the street is ok if youre on a naked bike ride

>>37772913
you are absolute scum and need to kill yourself. you're a lying jew fuck and i hope your entire family suffers a horrible and painful death

>>37774671
hope you aren't scaring the fish away with the music being too loud. Tight lines m8

who here /smallhead/?

>>37774711
nope, chad called me bobble head once

>see doctor 6 months ago about skin condition
>she tells me to stop biting my nails
>I try my best and manage to let them grow
>5 months after I start biting again
>got to see her again on monday
might just kill myself instead

>>37774711
me, i have a head like a tennis ball

Watched a bbc3 short documentary other day a about gang girls in London. One talked about carrying a big fuck off blade.

Then I imagined her using the knife to 'force' me to eat her pussy and arse. Got instantly hard. Dunno why, but these trashy chavs turn me on

>>37774693
this is anger lads. Have a looky here.

>>37774734

suicide pact for every poster in /britfeel/ when?

https://i.imgur.com/JjR7bUx.gifv

Seriously considering going to the shop and getting more booze and making a night of it lads. I know I shouldn't, but its fun and i'm bored. Fucking hate summer

>>37774753
>https://i.imgur.com/JjR7bUx.gifv
what did he mean by this?

Playing Kirby lads

>>37774734
I crack my fingers
It's great

>>37774697
nah got it on low.
lost 2 but come back to a spot with a river carp jumping about so having a go for that.

The shit I had was so big that it feels like someone has put their finger up me bum

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6ht67a/serious_parents_of_unsuccessful_young_adults?sort=top

There was a cute punk girl at the bus stop. She was either mute or autistic, I don't remember what her mum said.

>>37774924
Stop going after kids lad

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Post your chink avatars

From an economic standpoint non white people are a drain on society so technically that fire will have saved us money

>>37774986
Show me the economics that support this train of thought.

I don't want a typical "maybe you should read /pol/ more often" answer.

Show me the proof.

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Lads I highly recommend Turkey Burgers

I, like most people, thought turkey was dry as fuck no matter what. But Tesco does these turkey burger patties you can throw in the grill for 20 minutes and they're heavenly. They taste better than beef, they're like half the calories and they're cheaper.

>>37774986
Same when non whites die in terror attacks right?

Oh no wait, they are huge tragedies because they give you an excuse to hate pakis more

This fire has really exposed the sad hypocrisy of this place. You don't give a shit about innocent people dying. Your opposition to terrorism is based solely on being pathetic pol edge lords

>>37775076
you've sold me on them.

>parents call each other mum and dad
you will never understand the level of embarrassment

>>37775081
Thousands upon thousands of British children raped up and down the country
>No riots

Pakis and niggers die in a fire
>Potential riots and white Brits are OUTRAGED

This country is dead

>>37775081
People are only innocent if they belong to my race

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>>37774964

ni hao, anon

>>37774924
>>37774956
>Do college course for fuck ups like me that's just basic english and maths to kill time before next years enrollment dates
>Playing cricket with the retard class one day
>Notice cute autistic girl my age, she's decent looking too
>Legit autism though, doesn't speak at all and has a handler and acts like a kid just playing with the insects
>Tutor see's me checking her out
>Flings me a "Don't you even fucking try it you sick pathetic degenerate she has the mind of a child"

>>37774986
>technically that fire will have saved us money

h-how? we already have enough people working they jobs they could potentially work. there always going to be people not working in a capitalistic system. if its not them on benefits, its going to be someone else

Lads. I have 5 days to make up 35 hours of jobsearch for universal credit.

What should I put in my diary and how many jobs should I be looking for?

>>37775076
Hmm. Don't like half the calories part but do like the cheaper part. Plus it's something different. Gonna give them a go

>>37775123
At least you admit it. The coward posting above you can't

>>37775087
Flip them 2 or 3 times while cooking so they don't get burnt on one side. It's really hard to fuck them up. Keep it on the down low though lad, Tesco doesn't stock a lot of them and they're 2.50 for 4 patties.

>>37775076
>thw they discontinued Bernard Matthew's Turkey Burgers.

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>>37774250
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

>buy lotto tickets because I hate my life and wish for an escape
>do this for 2 years
>realise I have spent hundreds of pounds on this
>stop
>two weeks later my numbers come up
literally the final straw lads

>>37775158
it's just logic. Non whites are an inferior alien species

Black people are a virus

>>37775192
what if I'm mixed race

>>37775192
Wow you really showed me you aren't an edge lord!

>>37775113
>That doesn't sound that bad
>Roleplay it in my head

Fuck, I'd blow my brains out. Do they call you son?

>>37775176
You do realise the lottery is rigged and only lets people win when they want them too

All the numbers go into a digital system and the ball picker knows what numbers to avoid so they don't have to pay out

>>37775176
oh my god, i hope you're bullshitting for you's, lad. because i would actually kill myself.

>>37775076
>Cooking
Please.. I only do frozen so I can shove stuff in the oven without even bothering with actual 'cooking'

>>37775192
>it's just logic.

No, that's rhetoric, thicko.

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morning lads, how you holding up?

>>37774604
underage

>>37774964
lost them all

>Been leeching bennies for 8 years
>Never been on universal credit

How do you poor fucks keep getting put on it?

>>37775206
Blacks are actually more edge lord because they are the ones who rape murder and steal

While all I advocate is for removing those who rape murder and steal from our society

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>>37774656
THE WHITES ARE TURNING BLACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU5TcTSa9kk

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Nice weather today lads

Feelin' good desu

>>37775229
I've never met a civilised or polite black person
It's fact

Name a single black person of merit

>>37775219
is there any evidence of this
>>37775226
i am not, i am on the verge lad trust

>>37775228
I used to live off frozen shit too until 3 months ago.

I can't even look at the shit anymore without feeling greasy. Nothing better than freshly prepared food. And I'm learning how to cook all these different meals.

>>37775158
It makes me sick that we are now completely controlled by right wing thugs and have May as Prime Minister. I was at my parents for the holidays and literally broke down crying there, thinking the world my wife's son will grow up in. I was screaming and lashing out at family dinner, since most of my relatives voted for such a racist, sexist, and Islamophobic piece of shit. My aunt had to give me my liquid hormones to calm down. I still wake up crying every night knowing that Britain, the country that once embraced progress and voted for the First Autistic Prime Minister and had a chance to break the glass ceiling and have the First Trans Woman Prime Minister, actually voted in the embodiment of Thatcher. A lady who literally wants to throws gays and Muslims in camps. FUCK. I need to go calm down. I can't believe uneducated white people did this to us. I'm literally shaking right now.

>>37775244
>oh my god what would dad say if he knew I posted "black people are a virus" on the internet!!!
>fuck you dad I am doing it anyway, hahaha I am so cool

>>37775133
is this for real lad? I would have cried and told my mum

>>37775273
All tickets go through a digital system, they know the numbers to avoid, they can weight certain balls so they don't get picked or some do

And then once in a while they will permit a big win to keep people's hopes up

>>37775244
have you ever seen american history x? you're like the fat guy in that

The WORST blacks you will ever come across are the smug nigerian jobcentre advisors.

They love the fucking power and they love dragging it out and watching you suffer. They're vindictive fucks.

>>37775269

That's because you've been indoors for eight years living off Shin cups your mam buys you.

>>37775305
Fug, I meant to say he threw me a LOOK that said that

oops

>>37775288
Lol you think I am going to read all that?

Get a girlfriend and some mates, son

>>37775310
how do they rig the physical selection of balls

>>37775133
would have decked the tutor desu, what dick, he's probably 'sick' too and trying to get on it as well

>>37775322
They have a job and you don't. Some master race you tuned out to be.

>>37775341
he's probably an old jealous cunt mate

autistic qt's need love too

>>37772381
>tfw have an interview on Monday
>gonna have to travel around London in a suit when it's fucking 30C
Kill me, lads

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>did a bulimia
>stomach hurts
>mouth hurts
>light-headed
>can barely walk

At least the binges are much smaller. I hope you lads are all trying your best, I really can't do this on my own~

>>37775310
so they do all that, just to have some lard ass win the lottery.

when they don't win it just rolls over anyway.

so whats their motive?

>>37775310
where did you hear about this? so each vendor punches in the numbers on some computer when the customer buys a ticket?

>>37775293
My father was the one who introduced me to race realism, my entire extended family are rich successful racists with comfortable second homes in rural white areas where black people cant afford to go

Personally I relish the death of those parasites in the tower.

>>37775318
Ad hominem
It does nothing to refute my point

Basic biological science shows that blacks are simply inferior who never developed any form of civilisation

Whites put into the same environment built South Africa and then when the blacks were allowed "rights" it's quality of life and infrastructure, economy rapidly declined.

In the end I'll always win. Because non whites will destroy themselves in the end.

>>37775373
if i can get back into the boxing lad. you can do this.

>>37775389
>so each vendor punches in the numbers on some computer when the customer buys a ticket?
not him but they scan each physical ticket to recognise the numbers, and a lot of people do it online

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>>37775241
haha lads thanks for the replies, I'm doing well myself anyway just woke up and a bit dehydrated

>>37775367
Ikr.

I wasn't even thinking of doing lewd things with her. Just holding hands and watching anime together.

>>37775338
Your English slang has no meaning to me dirty Englishman. I live in the country that secured the tories their coalition.

Och Aye ;)

>tfw I just threw up a little in my mouth
Really unpleasant

>>37775392
reference a proper academic study proving any of this, not wikipedia.

>>37775349
Magnets, magnetic fluid injected into the balls that solidify. And don't affect the movement of the balls in any noticeable effect but allows the receiver to attract them to be chosen so no random balls are selected

can't stop pissing lads. its happening every half hour.

is undiagnosed diabetes an emergency or do I just wait until Monday to see my GP?

>>37775392
Don't forget

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monoamine_oxidase_A
> 5.5% of Black men, 0.1% of Caucasian men, and 0.00067% of Asian men carried the 2R allele.
>An association between the 2R allele of the VNTR region of the gene and an increase in the likelihood of committing serious crime or violence has been found.

b..but muh socioeconomics

Was reading a thread (on reddit) the other day about fruit machines made by a guy that writes software for them.

Apparently they are literally programmed to pay out a specific amount of times in a week. And as such the profit that each machine makes is hard coded. ie a fruit machine could be set up so that 80% of all money that goes in is retained.

So really there is no "skill" involved and it's pure luck of being the person at the machine when it's due to payout.

>>37775267
>Nice weather today lads
normie tbqh, this weather is horrible.
Fan isn't even helping

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>>37775417

What slang?

>>37775374
Profit maximisation. If the big wins were more frequent it would eat into their profits

Allowing a win once in a while keeps the people convinced it is real

>>37775447
can i start a lawsuit or whatever

>>37775368
ahh that shits horrible, dont want to turn up all sweaty

>>37775481
doesn't it literally say all that on the machine already

>>37775176

Jesus.

I played the same numbers for fucking years. I won abot 50 in total and stopped it as it was just a waste of money.

I have never checked those numbers since. If I had missed a few grand I would probably be fine with that....Sods law, etc but if I have missed a life-changing payout I am absolutely certain that I would immediately top myself.

>Have interview on Monday for Ann Summers

The Job Centre made me apply. I'm a beta aspie.

>>37775497
No because other people would attack you for attacking the lottery

>>37775392
>I will pretend to be rich and successful now

Unless you post compelling proof you are confirmed for poorfag. Probably the same guy who is angry that his dole officer is black

>>37775526
you can see qts get their chebs out la