>fuck me, Anon What do you do?

>>37748164
sorry, I have a gf and frankly I don't know you very well

turn 360 degrees and walk away

origino oregano

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>>37748164
well alrighty then m'lady

>>37748164
Use my powers to transform her into a hapa american male

Sex before marriage is a sin. Begone, you harlot

But how do I not know she's trying to ambush me? She could be setting me up so we go to 'fuck' and then she starts brutally attacking me and then she robs me. In which case I would not take off my clothes and I would just immediately charge at her, full speed, and take her down with a spear body take down. Then I'd just fucking smash her face repeatedly with my fists. You can't set me up to be attacked and then get away with it. No you can't.

>>37748164
go away reddit fag orignal post because I was muted faggot nigger shit dyke

>>37748164
Assume it's a trick designed to humiliate me. mumble something looking at my feet and shuffle off with hunched shoulders.

I don't want to get hurt.

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Only if she can put her legs behind her head

>O-okay
>*nut before I even touch her
>s-sorry

rape the living shit out of her

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>fuck me, Anon, please
>I'll call you daddy and thank you for every drop of cum you spill on my face

>>37748164
>asian manlet
>4 inch dick
>can't put it in girls
Would have to just finger her honestly.

>>37748164
>What do you do?
Sorry, i'm asexual therefore i find no desire to fuck you.

>>37748164
Check to see if I'm dreaming
When it all checks out, go for a flight with my flying superpowers

>>37748164
I wouldn't even be able to get an erection

>>37748164
I'm 22 and ever since I failed to get it up on a fleshlight and failed to use it cause I was too floppy at 18 combined with my fear of woman

And my dick is pathetic

I'd literally just have to say I cant

i just fapped srry
~(>_<~)

>>37748164
stick dick in
cum in 1 mill sec
my job is done here

w-would you like a towel?

>>37748164
360 walk away originally of course

>>37748351
Fuck off back to >>>/lgbt/ with your attention whoring

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>>37748164
Sorry Stacy, but the only person I want to have sex with is my wife who I'll never have because no one can love and marry a short ugly autist.

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>>37748164
aye no worries pal

>>37748164
>What do you do?
I wake up and start fapping usually.

>>37748164
she looks really odd, I can't quite place it.

>>37748164
Y-Y-Y-You t-t-o

>>37748164

Fuck her I guess

>>37748164
300 bucks per hour dear

Shut up and eat the eggs i made for you bitch

>>37748164
>fuck me, Anon
No way, fag.

>>37748164

Yes okay.

*doing it*

>>37748164
I jump on her in the most bestial way possible and start fucking her pussy while kissing her tits and smelling her.