/britfeel/

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>>37709506

Any of you lads in Birmingham/Northampton/Milton Keynes fancy coming out to the casino sometime?

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reposting this for importance and relevance:

No, the real redpill feel is that britnormie pretty much has everything that we all desire. Everything that we think would fix all of our problems.
But his problems haven't gone away. He is still lonely. He is still depressed. He still needs to find comfort on an anonymous imageboard in a thread full of mentally ill NEETs.

And this would likely be the real story for all of us. We could have a nice gf, friends, a mansion, a tonne of money, exotic holidays and we'd still likely be unhappy.

Look at people like Cobain, Howard Hughes, Robin Williams. They had it all. But, all, wasn't enough.

Thank fucking christ you put the subject in for this thread.

Though you lazy neets had been sleeping on what lack of a job you already had.

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I could be frequently picked, and was I ever?
I could see beautiful things, yet I was not so clever
I doubt if I had ever been a young thing with a sad face
I had my own natural wit, the sad thing was that I meant it

I took this, more or less, as my personal load
My very own torsional wave down eternity road
As far as I knew, I wasn't first and I was somehow the only
As far as I knew, I won't be the last; it's better to be lonely

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This thread has officially been designated a /feel/ thread.

Bringing /britfeel/ back to it's roots.

How are we all lads?

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>ywn never go to the casino with another britfeeler

>>37709648

I'm pretty good lad, been winning a lot today

>>37709569
I'm extremely unlucky and would probably end up breaking the slots.

>>37709648
doing alright desu

just drinking and listing to some music atm, looking forwards to having my antidepressants working in a few weeks time.

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Just think about this lads.

Someone, somewhere on the British road network, is heading to Cambridge right now.

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>>37709657
>tfw you'll never be a dangerous gambler who plays to win and takes on the Casino
>tfw you'll never win big on anything except election results.

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I need to expand my helper collection lads

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Milk Cat 91

>>37709657
I would but I can't mentally reconcile the act of meeting up with someone from 4chan. Seems like online meetups aren't as taboo now but it's still an unholy concept.

>>37709684
About to start sertraline myself tomorrow morning. Can't wait to feel nauseous, anxious, spaced out and dizzy.

>>37709648

I'm talking to a girl on okc, and it seems to be going really well.
I'm looking forward to just exactly how I fuck this up.

It's been a really good 2017 so far, I feel more optimistic, I've lost weight (about 17lbs) and cut out most of the negativity in life.

Just getting my shit in order, really.
I was expecting dividends in 2018, but it looks like some of it is paying off now.

>>37709715

I've met someone from britfeel before and it went fine lad, lets go, I've got the itch.

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>>37709550
I've heard it's kind of like Deus Ex too in terms of gameplay? Sounds like my kind of fun to be honest

Glad you've opened up a dialogue bud, really hoping everything works out for you and your kid.

>>37709648
I'm not doing too bad thanks friend, running out of bepis max and can't be bothered walking to the shop though.

How about yourself?

>>37709753
>ssanon detected.
>>37709715
It's the fact it's someone from /britfeel/. They'd likely be a sperg.

>>37709717
sounds fucking great desu, starting fluoxetine tomorrow myself so I can't wait to commence a depressing and anxiety ridden week.

>>37709648
I feel okay, somewhat empty if that makes sense but I am not really sad. How are you feeling?

>>37709657
>ywn go to a casino with the britfeel lads and win big time like in Kaiji

>>37709786
for the next week I'll be known as sertanon. Let's keep eachother updated. I have a feeling my story might have a bit of drama tbqh.

>tfw have a mental health teams phone number incase the anti-depressant starts making me feel manic as this is what happened last time.
>tfw this would probably mean I actually have bipolar disorder.

>having to edit audio of yourself having playful banter with yourself as different characters, all of which basically sound the same

I want to fucking end my life, this is unbearably cringe inducing and it's all me ffs.

>>37709795
Maybe if you fuck off britfeel where you're not wanted and go to your home board on /soc/ where you can post pics of your massive ham hands and bloke legs all you want you attention whore

>>37709717
don't forget about not being able to wank. that's why i stopped taking them. wanking is the only enjoyment in my life.

>>37709825
oh fuck I forgot about the sexual stuff. Least I'm not actually having sex at the moment.

Can't wait until I feel better, I manage to pull a girl and have the most unsatisfying sex of my life and have to explain I take antidepressants. (Happened to me several times before :( )

>>37709784
>>ssanon detected.
Shipanon actually

>It's the fact it's someone from /britfeel/. They'd likely be a sperg.
Maybe, but what's the worst that's going to happen?

>all these people fucked by pharma

so glad I avoided it all, even when they were threatening to section me and make me take them

>>37709865

Raped in a bush.

Come on, some of you lads would.
I'm not getting bummed in a bush, against my will.

That's the worst that could happen.

>>37709810
>I actually have bipolar disorder.

holy shit how does it actually feel to have bipolar disorder? I've been wondering if theres anything wrong with me on top of depression since I just feel so gone all the time.

>>37709884

I didn't rape the other guy I met, and I doubt anyone else here would rape any britfeeler they met

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>co worker off handedly asks me what I actually have in common with most people
>suddenly realise I have absolutely nothing in common with your average normalfag

>>37709881
i think these people were fucked long before pharma m8

>>37709881
mate I went to my gp voluntarily. I legitimately feel out of control of my mood and it's absolutely ruining my day to day. I would go down the route of therapy but I'm poor as shit and I don't think I can wait 7+ months for the NHS.

>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-fire-grenfall-tower-muslim-response-charity-kensington-latest-updates-a7790216.html
RIGHT ON TIME LADS

>>37709951
Damn I feel like that as well but I went the doctors and he just told me to get a job basically

>>37710006
sounds like your doc is a dick desu, I went to mine and he encouraged me to go private to get therapy and drugs the first time I asked.

>>37709989
I told a friend that no newspaper was free of bias. He said the indipendant was. But from my normiebook feed, it's pretty obvious it's there.

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Have given in and purchased a fan

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>>37710067

> avatarfriend comes into the surgery
> complains that it's getting way too warm
> say that i have the perfect bit of kit for him
> give him a lethal dose of fan death instead

>>37710134
b-but I thought you only kill old people Harold?

>>37710160

I didn't kill anyone, especially that baghead Grundy

captcha was belts, that bitch probably had one round the arm while she shot up.

i love in west london and the word on the street is the hood kids think the fire was some inside job related to the 10 million gbp recent renovation and are going full tin foil over it

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>>37709699
love apu

So what are british values and how are they different from ordinary western values?

t. continental

anything decent on netflix lads?

>>37710321
Multiculturalism, tolerance, Islam

>>37710382
>implying that isn't happening everywhere

>>37710321
They are the exact same gobshite peddled by any other western politician about inclusiveness, tolerance, and love. It means nothing because they are no different from the values espoused by any other modern politician and do nothing to differentiate any "British Values" from "Italian Values" or "German Values" except by who it is said.

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>>37710212
Grundy, that smack headed bitch.
Always shooting up at lunch club she was, silly cow.

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>Go to the offie
>Say I need a vodka after work
>'Haha don't we all'
>'A litre Smirnoff, please'
>'Oh you were serious?'
>'Y-yes but I'll have a few people round'
>'Do you want a paper while you... do that?'
>'No, I won't need to because I'll have friends coming soon'
You feel it too, don't you?

>>37710364
Rick and Morty lad haha

>>37710440
>'Do you want a paper while you... do that?'
what did he mean by this?

>>37710321
we're not quite as cucked, yet

>>37709578
I don't know why I should try hard when I know, no matter what I achieve, I'll still feel empty.

>>37710440
disgusting alchoholic don't you know all your experiences should be reducible to office banter and vapid bullshit

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>>37710321
>british values

>>37710440
Why are we alive?

Just to suffer?

>>37710523
Well I banted as vapidly as possible. If I'd said I was planning to watch anime naked then beat up a bulimic trap on Tekken I don't know if I could have shopped there again desu

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BooHoo poor faggots

>>37710467
You don't down a litre of vodka alone while reading the paper
State of you

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>>37710585
Really surprised this Phantom Meme is original.

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>>37710440
>>'Do you want a paper while you... do that?'
>>'No, I won't need to because I'll have friends coming soon'
>You feel it too, don't you?
STANDING

>>37710611
maybe i do, i can't remember much when i drink

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Metal gear brit thread?

pissing like a chuffing race horse lads

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>>37710625
>I just lost my comrades they were here a minute ago I'm a Big Boss 4U ask anyone
>They'd back me up but I lost them I'll get them all back
>It was Cypher not autism

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>>37710669
still pissed off with how shit mgsv was
all that hype and years of memes for nothing

>>37709569
I'm in MK for the next 6 weeks.

Place is such a shithole.

>>37710689
it's your own fault for expecting more than we were promised

>>37710689
take the kojima pill; all metal gears are shit, but there shitness allows them to transcend to a state of unironic meta brilliance

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>>37710669
Hands down this is my favourite MGS image. Probably my favourite Spurdo as well. Volgin was my husbando, but then we divorced and I started dating Kaiji.
Anyway here's another MGS image for you to enjoy. Watch out though it's pretty ___qt___

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>>37710723
This would be true if Revengeance were not a far superior Metal Gear than MGSV

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>>37710689
I love Metal Gear a hell of a lot and yeah, V was a disappointment. It never could live up to the hype.

>people think huey did nothing wrong

>>37710730
It was made by a resident britfeel poster too!
and that picture brings back memories, i wonder how old it is.

>you'll never watch big boss squirm as you show him a vampire movie

>>37710669
kojima is a hack

>>37710759
MGR is in no way a better Metal Gear than MGSV, it's simply a more superficially fun game

>>37710759
revengeance is the purest example of what im talking about

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>>37710763
say that to my face and not online and see what happens kiddo

>>37710686
Mastering the parry transformed Rising from a 7/10 game to a 10/10. The game is just so smooth when you've mastered it.

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hey lads, whos the karen poster here all the time? I tried watching kiniro mosaic purely because of the poster always using pictures and I've no experience with those kind of series but holy fuck this is funny

>>37710669
Read the cat

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>>37710763
FUCK OFF YOU'RE A HACK REEEEE

>>37710797
And MGR was not Kojima's work. What now?

I will always be disappointed that we never got the final Chibi-Liquid boss fight, and that they picked Jack 'Ossalit' Bauer over David Hayter (the man who will always ALWAYS be Snake in the eyes of everyone who matters)

>>37710817
Really need to go back and do this. Even bought the game again, just haven't sat down to it. I can't be the only one who found Bladewolf's DLC to be mechanised dogshit

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>refuse to play MGR for years because Kojimbo didn't make it
>play it
>it's actually the best Metal Gear game
But MGO2 is the most most bestest

>>37709691
haha nice post

>>37710921
Took me a while to not try to stealth. Still no great shakes at it but the bosses are pure brilliance: vibrant and gimmicky and the story farfetched, grandiose and tinged with absurdity. They know the strengths of Kojima's opus better than he himself understands it

>>37710883
>Jack 'Ossalit' Bauer over David Hayter (the man who will always ALWAYS be Snake in the eyes of everyone who matters)
but don't you see? david hayter is snake, keither sutherland plays big boss

>>37709815

Let's hear it please?!

>>37710921
basically this expect i thought it was trying to earnest in it's style

>>37711000
I would have accepted something to that effect if Hayter voiced him at certain key points during the game - just once or twice, if you know take my meaning

Rev up those glazed eyes because I sure am ready to not have my existence acknowledged by anybody.

Is anyone out there?

>>37711084
have a you lad.

orginale.

>>37711084
hi lad

>>37711003

Ahahaha, no.

I have a daft music video I'm in that I want to post, but the channel it's on has my name and shit and even though I'm a ghost with social media (IE, no mates) I still don't want to.

>>37711041
uh the character arc is set up in the previous two games?

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>>37711109
No thanks lad, I'm full

>>37711144
wtf are you talking about? the naked snake character dies at the end of peace walker and is transformed into the villain big boss, it literally straight up says that

Just got back from the bookies for the 5th time today, made 42 profit bringing my daily profit up to 121.50.

I'm thinking about going to the casino later as well, although I do feel a little drained of energy

OI WHO WANTS TO AVE A GO ON TEKKEN THEN EH I SWARE I'M ABOUT TO KICK OFF SOMETHING FIERCE DON'T COME ROUND THE ESTATE OR I'LL AVE YOU

should i buy valium or xanax? valium is cheaper but it takes about 6-7 pills to get rid of my anxiety. i haven't tried xanax

>>37711218
where do you even buy

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>>37711214
Oh just fuck off Darren, if you come round my ends I'll get my rottweiler on you and I'll smash your skull in with a hammer you gayboi

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Should I go to the casino this evening with 50 of my 121 bookie winnings?

i feel like the only mgs fan who didn't care much for 4

>>37711275
OI OI IS THAT YER DOG OR YE MAM? SAME THING AYYYY YER ROTTIE'S A POOFTER PLAIN AND SIMPLE POST YER PSN IF YE THING YER A RIGHT ARD MAN

>>37711327
I was hugely disappointed with 4 at the time. In retrospect I appreciate it more. It was a truer end than 5, but whereas it had its cinematic moments and shit gameplay MGSV was the opposite

>>37711327
4 is the only one I never want to replay even though there were some fun moments

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>>37711214
I would but I can't go online since my playstation plus ran out and I only have 8 GBP in my bank lad~

Sorry!

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>>37711326
Gambleanon you're an asset to the general, I mean that m8 fortune favour you

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>>37711337
You shouldn't have said that lad, my rottweiler managed to bite a 5 year old a month ago and he's still in hospital
Now shut the fuck up and go back to molesting your little sister you nonce, I'm trying to have a nice wank thinking about your mum's tits, OK?

>>37711326
teach me how to become a good bainin lad

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>when you realize the majority of posters here are huge crypto-normies who you would instantly hate irl

>>37711392
Ah don't worry about it you little qt3.14. I've added you, so if you ever renew I'll see you on there. Sorry, can't bail you out I'm afraid.

>>37711420
OH AYE TALK A BELTIN GAME BUT NO ONE EVER HEARS IT WITH YER LIPS ROUND YOUR DA'S SPLUTTERING WASTE CHUTE. HOW DID HE EVER END UP RAISING A WHITE KID ANYWAY? WAS IT A ONE OFF FOR YA MUM, A PALATE CLEANSER FOR HER FLOOF LIKE? BRING YER MONGREL BITCH OVER HERE, AND YER DOG, AND I'LL BATTER EM BOTH WITH ME COCK

>>37711261
alphabay you mong

would tape be enough to keep up a bedsheet on the roof to cover a section of my room? its a sloping roof

>>37711408

I'm not actually the old 'gambleanon' but I do love his posts, I hope us two get to gamble together one day.

Howdy Bongos,

Paramore have never released a trash album.

Prove me wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw-RPm1uOM4&list=PLvhirVmHhROmBom4Uv0ZY7cjy8YP751t0&index=5

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>>37711483
Darren, your mum's a slag, do you ever wonder why she had you at 16?

>>37710814
>>37710883
>>37710921
will never understand /v/edditors who worship kojima

>>37711515
why would you do that? for what purpose?

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>>37709713
>milk cat's filename is lalulilelo
>thread turns in to a metal gear thread

N-NANI?!

>>37711594
think my wall might be poisoning me

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>Someone is poor: "It's not their fault they're poor every poor decision they made in their life is a result of their upbringing".

>Something happens in Britain "This is Theresa May's fault".

>>37711641
What are you on about lad?

dribbly pepe

/lit/ might actually be more depressed than /r9k/ damn, i wonder how poisonous 4chan is in general

>>37709914
>I doubt anyone else here would rape any britfeeler they met

I'd rape the shit out of Ebinlad desu, he seems very bullyable

remember lads
>not all those who wander are lost

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Idk why I feel so tired.
Like i eat well, sleep 8 hours and still I feel like a zombie. Maybe it's just the effect of aging.

How are you doing lads ?

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>>37711517
If you have a life or death gamble I want to be there please.

>>37711540
P-PISS OFF OR I'LL BANG YOU OUT KENNETH SHE'S FOREVER YOUNG

RIP IN PEACE MUM THE LADS AT THE LOCK AND QUAY WILL NEVER FORGET
1983-2006

>>37711641
so its only mummy may's mummy's fauly?

>>37711679
The classic position of the left is that no one is ever at fault for their own actions.

Despite this Theresa May is to blame for everything.

>>37711745
I think you're oversimplifying and generalising like a silly sod for baiting purposes, aren't you lad?

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>>37711621
>Ch-chotto matte kudasai
DEEPEST LORE

>>37711789
Am I tho?

>Muslim blows people up

"Not his fault, he was marginalised by society because we weren't tolerant enough".

>Person commits crime

"Not his fault, he was driven to crime by a lack of social mobility".

>Building catches fire

"Obviously the tories are to blame for this".

>>37711860
The amount of lefties that are saying that are a serious minority because I've never heard of the first two being responses.
Stop basing all your knowledge on whatever /pol/ feeds you, and start looking at what actually happens lad.

>>37711689
4chan makes people too self aware in a society that rewards being an oblivious retard.

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>>37711940
>4chan makes people too self aware in a society that rewards being an oblivious retard.


hmm yes...

>>37711954
Name one other site where people are berated and shat on for such tiny fuckups.

>>37711977
You're literally saying "tfw to smart for society because i go on 4chinz"

>>37711894
>Stop basing all your knowledge on whatever /pol/ feeds you


I don't. I base my opinion on the left on what I see on /r/unitedkingdom.

>>37712001
Maybe I should've worded it better. 4chan makes people to anxious about how they're percieved.

>>37712004
Was that supposed to help support what you said or something?

Half of one of my teeth near the front has cracked and fallen off, gonna have to put up with anesthetic at the desntist whenever i can get in and look like an old man with a false tooth for the rest of my life, spent literally all day sulking about this, not amused

>>37712086
They're just going to reconstruct the missing half you pansy, it won't be a false tooth situatio.

>>37712086
Get a gold tooth and say you lost the real one in a bar fight.

>>37712112

i cant see that happening to be honest, its had a crack and a tiny bit missing right at the side for a while now, a good few years now i think about it, last time i was at the dentist "extraction" was mentioned

>>37711698
It's depression my good m8. I'm just getting as drunk as possible right now and watching Boruto haha

>>37710856
Idk that much about him, they post so rarely. He seems nice, though, and he teamed up with me in the election.

>>37712046
You're implying my knowledge of the left is from the lies /pol/ tells about them.

But my knowledge of the left comes from what they say in their own words on a left wing area of the internet.

feel a bit guilty now after eating the last 2 slices of cake

at least it's all eaten up now, along with the final beer. now I can get back to consistently eating under calorie limit every day

>>37712308
Would you base your knowledge of the right on what /pol/ says?

>>37712340
No because /pol/ are idiots.

>>37712386
But that's the words of the right wing on a right wing area of the internet!

/case closed

>>37712421
/pol/ are altright

>the more friends and family I lose contact with the happier I become
Someone explain this to me please.

>>37712550
Your family caused every problem you have at a deep level. Your friends probably exacerbated them. That is all.

>>37712550

going through that at the moment myself, occasionally get a message from an old friend asking to meet up or asking what im upto, i just make up any random bullshit excuse i can think of now as to why im busy, at first i did feel a bit guilty about cancelling plans or ignoring my friends all the time, but now i just dont give a fuck, i suppose ive gotten used to it

Anybody here binge eat? I buy shit tons of food, cook it and wash it down with pints of whole milk, and then feel awful afterwards.

just covered john frusciante if anyone wants to check it out

https://youtu.be/H6BoXO0uXZg

>>37712574
My family have always been too distant to cause any real problems in me though.

>>37712586
Any idea where this road might take us?

>>37712086
I wore down one of my front teeth through nail biting and bruxism. The NHS wouldn't pay for cosmetic dentistry so I am left looking like hillbilly.

>>37712600
>This is the height of avatar faggotry right here lads.

It's real person faggotry.

What do we do /britfeel/?

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>>37712588
The best thing to do is use a toothbrush and make yourself throw it up so you don't get fat dessy!~

>>37712623

well im hoping it will take me down a road to being a complete loner, time to myself, do what i want, no one to answer to, no one to feel guilty about when i cancel plans, im hoping it will make me pretty much invisible again, if i do go full-loner then i might even consider moving to a new town where no one knows me so i dont risk bumping into people i know when im out getting shopping or work or where ever

>>37712623
Distance is its own problem.

>>37712642
Fuck sake Tildo, you should know better than to get others into it. I thought better of you than that. You're letting yourself down.

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I'm a bit tired, but I'll let kev have the final decision

6 or dubs and I'll go to the casino, anything else and I'll quit while I'm ahead for the day

>>37712660
Same here lad. I dream of moving to a new city and just being another blank face.

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>>37712642
always check the tripcode lads, this is an imposter

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>>37712588
The trick is to try and eat regularly during the day. It really helps to dull the urges lad. Have you been to a GP? Binge eating is a recognised condition you can get help for lad~

>>37712700
H-hey that's not me anon, that's an imposter!

>>37712700
How is distance a problem? Staying clear of something is usually the best way to avoid any problems.

>>37712588
Do what Tilde does and puke it all back up afterwards.

>>37712722
>>37712744
My apologies, thanks for clarifying. Take note everyone: be vigilant, lest others smear your legacy!

>>37712722
Why'd you remove me lad?

>>37712883
who is this? oriririr

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>>37712445
>what is the difference between poop, crap and shit?

I fucking love britain because we're all depressed but also comfy as hell with our own way of being

>>37712914
>but also comfy as hell

speak for yourself

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>>37712893
someone mourning the loss of our boi

>>37712883
remove from what... do i smell a secret discord?

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lads, what's the best muesli?

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>tfw your entire day has been spent casually walking back and forth to the bookies, making a bit more money each time, getting 2 takeaways and not having a care in the world

>>37712958
>Binge eating
I spent my day at the jobcentre doing practice interviews and CV workshops for my bennies.

>>37712958
>Tfw I worked and made literally less money than I spend between eating and transport
Fucking end it

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>got a telling off for going too fast

Don't suppose any of you lads doing a level English tomorrow?

>>37712958
maybe you will when that filthy paki food wants to come out

>>37713054
Context?

Really original.

>>37712941
couldn't be bothered with any of the cancerous normie steam shit and don't want reminders of it. Nearly everyone is self-serving and smug and playing a lottery of adding people till they strike gold. If you want me to offend you can re-add me

>>37712948
I wouldn't indulge anything like that

>>37713054
N-NANI HES FAST

>>37713057

Doing fuck all tomorrow m8, same as yesterday

>>37709648

>30
>parents divorced when I was 13
>dad moved to a different country because he had too much debt
>bullied at school every day
>don't know how to cope
>stop going to school for days at a time
>got so bad that they were going to call the police on my mum because I just didn't want to go
>dropped out of school at 15
>develop terrible anxiety & depression issues
>develop avoidance behaviours to cope
>stay inside every day for years
>don't trust anyone in a position of help & authority because of my time in school where teachers couldn't do anything to help me
>don't know how to handle responsibility, work, relationships
>literally scared of life itself
>everyone I grew up with has moved on in life
>gf's, fiances, careers, houses, kids
>im still waking up around midday every day and not showering for over a week at a time
>no ambition, no hope for the future
>no savings
>no pension
>can't drive
>just going through the motions every day, distracting myself with games, music, tv & music from the hopelessness of life
>dont remember what happy is any more
>too scared live
>too scared to die

Dad died in march. Don't really recommend it.

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>>37713054
Haram m8

>>37713057
I teach it, what you need senpai?

>>37713058

One was chips from the chip shop, one was a chinese, no paki food for me.

>>37713086
Othello, John keats and death of a salesman if you're not doing doozying me.

Revised a fair bit but still fucked

>>37713098
>he doesn't insist on checking every takeaway employee's visa

>>37713072
not sure what you mean by offend?

>>37713105
>death of a salesman
what the fuck, why do the make british people read american shit

>>37713086
what's the exam structure for AS this year? i have a mate in y12 doing it

>>37713105
Alright, let's have a little bit of a think here. You'll have to bear with me because they jiggered everything around and never retrained us. Could you tell me:
>How long do you have on each?
>How many questions?
>Exam format (i.e I'm guessing essay,. compare and contrast?)
>Which Keats you're looking at

There will be follow-up questions. You don't know how woefully under-directed new teachers are. You're helping me a lot so this is a trade tbqhwy. We'll just do a little bit of drilling most probably but let's see what we have aye

>>37713068
roads were empty on the way home from work so I opened the throttle a bit
unmarked car a way behind me turned on his blues, no sirens, so I just pulled up to let him get past me, but he stopped behind me so I was shitting myself
got off, took my helmet off, then he comes over
>Alright?
>y-yeah
>You know why I stopped you?
>I was going too fast
>You were going too fast.
I said it was quiet and the road were empty and he said 'what would you do if a car came from that side road speeding' and I said I'd crash.
He was cool about it, I admitted I was in the wrong and he seemed alright with that, told me to be smart and go easy coz it's every other tit on the road you have to worry about.
went the rest of the way about 20mph

>>37713105
>Othello

I think you mean Reversi anon

>>37713184
I wish I could tell you desu m9 all this 1-9 rather than A-E has me on the ropes for qa start. Fucking Tories

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>Guy at work does 6 days a week, 10 hours a day, on almost minimum wage

How do people do this? I only do 3 days and that seems like a lot.

>>37713190

w...what you riding m8?

>>37713219
sorry we're all feeling it. stay strong

>>37713136
feel a bit sick from the way stuff is conducted, from what I can see. Its too normie and deceptive for me. I don't really get mutual respect

>add everyone you can from a board for supposed losers on steam
>be nice and flirty with them all
>wait till you win the lottery and someone falls for it

>>37713223
suzuki gsx250
not my first choice, I wrote off my cb500 and just needed another set of wheels to get to work
this was the first one I saw that I could afford

>>37713221
When you're on minimum wage you need to work more hours

>>37713221
im guessing they dont have a life. they have no interests or hobbies so they work all the time because they dont know what else to do. i dont understand how these people dont have any proper interests in this day and age. so much to fucking do tbqh

>>37713266

they look pretty fun des, dont see many people riding 250s and 300s in the UK because of how our shitty license restrictions work, i ride an er6n but id gladly sell it for a mid-late 80s sports bike

>>37713252
>a board for supposed losers

Not sure where you got that idea from m8

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>>37713242
Just remember that there are robotic staff out there, and that we keep an eye out for the lads. I bet if you think about it you know one or two 'outsider' teachers

do people still read freud? seems like a bit of a hack to me

>>37713271
It's mad. Absolute hats off to them though because if I had to do that I'd want to blow my fucking brains out.

Some of them are Eastern European, so they probably get paid 10 times what they would get paid back home.

>>37713271
>When you're on minimum wage you need to work more hours

depends on where you live. you should easily have enough to live in a counsel flat or house. maybe he wants extra money to buy more stuff but what is even the point if he only has one day off

>>37713321
I know, feels like my ilk are in a minority here, i've considered leaving and never coming back a lot

>Do my best to ignore my housemates and only leave my room when they're in theirs
>They seem to fucking wait until they hear me leave before they go out into the garden for a smoke
>Their smoke ends when I retreat to my room

JUST FUCK OFF

Why are normies such inconsiderate, petty cunts?

>>37713072
Hayai! Masaka!

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>>37713057
:)

Honestly I've stopped giving a fuck. I'm not gonna bother cramming all night. If there's any subject you can bullshit, it's English.

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>tfw have been to the bookies 8 times in the last 36 hours

>>37713354
they probably dont realise what they are doing lad. normies are more ignorant than anything.

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Wtf are you looking at you cheeky little cunt? Who do you think you are to judge me, eh? I'll drink if I want to. You get work eight (8) hours a week and come back and tell me I don't have a right to get drunk you dole sponging scum!

I know it's sad, but I don't have much else. Does anyone here want to be my mate? I'm pretty shit socially but I'm up for some bantz.

Throwaway email account for people who want to email me privately: [email protected]

i love how the middle class have to pay to live on the same planet as me. i fucking love the dole.

>>37713604

I might be up for that, got to give us a little background info to go on though

Age, neet status, rough location?

>>37713628
No offense but what did you mean by this?

>>37713643
18, No job and no education, somewhere in the Dorset area.

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'sup faggots.
On refrigerators & fires - a power surge can cause an appliance to short circuit which in the case of a fridge is dangerous because it contains gases (Freon - CFC's).
Warm today but day ruined as a body washed up on Salisbury Beach - drunken sailor missing from June 6.

>>37713760

I sent you an email, your email might not have changed to grr.la btw, might be sharklasers still

>>37713766

how can a body washing up ruin your day? that sounds pretty exiting to me, (no egde)

>>37713766
Did you at least all ask yourselves what to do with him?

>>37713766
>CFC

Only in very old fridges, they've been banned for a while now.

>>37713740
im just being a soft shite lad. i was basically saying that the middle class are paying for me the live on this planet via the tax they contribute towards job seekers and they should feel blessed because it allows them to share the planet with me

Oi oi lads. Do you need to see your go for an autism diagnosis or do you just apply for one online?

>>37713783
Thanks for letting me know

orgasmic original

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My cat is a right character lads. She's only just started going outside and I found her stood up 10ft up in a tree giving some birds some agro the other day.

Today she chased a pigeon inside and I had to get a broom and get it out before she killed it.

>>37713813
I got it from my regular mental health therapist

>>37713873
post a pic of cat

>>37713873
Haha you should post a picture of it everyday or something

>>37713873
my cat always fights with other cats and it always stalks birds

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>>37713894
You wish is my command senpai.

>>37713922
My old cat was the same. I'd keep having to get up super early in the morning to break up fights on my front drive. Had a big notch missing out of his ear once.

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>>37713935
AAaaaahhh neko-chan kawaiii desu-neeeee~

>larping with a guy on omegel
>disconnects when i tell him to pound my boipucci

>>37713935
cute!

origorig

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>tfw no comfy little self-sustainable farm with chickens, pigs and cows in shropshire

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my cat used to be a feral cat so it can be a bit funny at times. he used to hate people but it lets most people stroke it now. i remember he used to always hiss at people. my family started feeding him one day and it eventually became our pet

>>37713968
It's actually an old image, she's gotten a bit chubby lately

>>37713935
What a silly cat hahahahheeeee

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>>37713873
He better not chase keith flint lad.

>>37713986
How long did it take before he let you stroke him?

>>37713986
Same here. He hates being strokes on his back though. Will hiss at you and scratch

Stupid animal

>>37713985
>shropshire
>not hertfordshire so you can hear everyones funny accents

disappoint dessy

>>37713985
>Shropshire
>Not Herefordshire

Poor taste mate

>>37713887
How did you get a mental health therapist in the first place? My gp never really takes anything I say seriously

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>>37713935
that's got nice eyes.

postin toilet cat

>>37713957
i normally just let him get on with it. he does it because he thinks he is protecting his territory. he gets extremely jealous. he scratches anyone in the house if they stroke another cat

>>37714022
about 3-5 months, i think - cant properly remember. had him for about 2 years now. he is basically like any other cat now most of the time.

>>37714028
he usually only hits people now if you touch his paw or if you stroke him when he is watching the birds

>>37714049
Reported myself through my university wellbeing thing

>>37714037
>>37714045
I'll be honest guys, I don't know much about Herefordshire. Maybe it is a more comfy county

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Come on lads own up who has Tekken 7 and a PSN to share eh

>>37714085
Sounds like my grandad

>>37709569
replying to old post

which casino, dusk till dawn?

>>37714156

I'm still here, isn't that the one in Nottingham?

I was thinking any desu

>>37714202
yeah i'm retarded, got confused between milton keynes and nottingham. you been to rainbow casino in bristol before?

>>37714251

Nah, although I'd be willing to travel up to Nottingham sometime, although Leicester would be easier if you could make it.

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its the lad who asked out a girl for the first time soo...........

We are going to costa this weekend, what should I do next? Like ask what drink she want , buy it, then chat for an hour? or two hours? Like how do I know if we are officially dating or not?

Please respond.

>>37714085
>he scratches anyone in the house if they stroke another cat

Based

>>37714308
Green
Tea
Latte

>>37714308
My first ever date I stayed in costa with a girl for about 4 hours. Didn't know how to end it

I wondering what you lads think of Ireland, I'm from the north so I don't know what people in mainland Britain think of the island

>>37714438
>>37714308

serious question from someone whos never been... do they serve normal soft drinks in coffee places? like coke or lemonade? just asking incase i somehow end up in a coffee place (i hate coffee)

>>37714469
get tea or a hot chocolate

>>37714459

I've been to Dublin twice, Waterford once and Coleraine/Ballymoney once

I support a United Ireland but otherwise I love the place.

>>37714469
>hate coffee
OUT

>>37713252
Mate you do that fake nicey flirting with tilde all day how can you be sick of it.

>>37714469
They sell bottles of coke and cans of that italian soft drink with the foil on the top. But if you're ever in a coffee date situation, just do what >>37714492 said.

>>37714515

i dont hate caffeine i just hate the taste

>>37714469

'Nope. Just a selection of normal overpriced coffees, followed by trendy coffees and snacks that cost waaay too much.

i wouldn't care to go costa, but where else can I take this girl? I was planning nandos but was advised against it

>>37714492
i will most likely get a tea or a filter coffee. i will prob look like a scrooge but seriously trying to show off buying expensive cofee? thats kucked as hell

>>37714493
I support the a united ireland but I dont know about going back into the EU

>>37714545

Do you ever post on Eire/pol/? I do occasionally because brit/pol/ is cancer.

>>37714543
Lad
Green
Tea
Latte

Trust

>>37714568
I've never checked it out, ill go have a look

>>37714588

thats starbucks m7

also, for who? me or the girl?

>>37714543
Get a green tea latte and ask for a wizzle stick.

>>37714588
are they really that good?

>>37714597
Both
Oru

>>37714590

I do love Ireland, its just like the UK without all the endless pakis.

My dad lived in Northern Ireland for 6 years, and he thinks loyalists are faggots.

>>37714459
My Dad's Irish and my Mum's family is from both parts and I have an obscure Irish name. Haven't been for awhile but it seemed fine even though most of what I remember from the times I've been was falling down a hill and seeing armed soldiers paroling the streets of sleepy villages in the North.

Also been sorting out my Irish passport this week.

why are the cringiest people always into the coolest stuff?

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>>37714308
I'd advise going for a practice run so that you look like you know what you're doing when you order on the date.

>>37714469
If you're going with a girl DO NOT order a soft drink. This is a big red flag for girls. Just get tea, or get coffee and grin and bear it.

>>37714653

>soft drink
>big red flag

but...why?

>>37714636
Care to give an example?
Ori

>>37714653
>If you're going with a girl DO NOT order a soft drink.

lol how is this a red flag?

>>37714632
I have an obsure Irish name as well and I have had my duel citzenship for a few years now

>>37714627
I've the UK is quite bad with the foreigners

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>>37714612
They're the best
This could be you

>>37714653

What about fruit drinks like, juicy water or drench?

Or even one of them iced fruit drinks? Is it too gay?

>>37714697
I've been meaning to sort it out for years but it's only since the EU referendum that I decided to look into it.

>>37714677
this site is an example. people on 4chan usually have great music, film, video games taste compared to normies.

>>37714672
Makes you look like a child/teen.

>>37714711
I feel like that fella is depressed and is only pretending to be happy, I'm already doing that now

>>37714740
It doesn't hurt to have an Irish passport

>>37714748
lads, its just a drink. i think you have made this up.

>>37714722
>>37714672
Don't try and find a way around it and just stick to tea or a coffee.

>>37714790
dont take the risk

>>37714588
Don't listen to this man, he is a fool

Laaad. Costa is a rookie move and its a big red flag for girls. Trust me on this and take her your local whetherspoons. Once she sees you taking advantage of the unlimited coffee she'll no you're no fool and will basically see you as marriage material

>>37714798

Ok but what are the guidelines for discussion
Anything I shouldnt talk about on a first date?

When does the date end? Do I take her home or let her go alone?

holy shit guys i really have no idea how to intereact with women

>>37714798
>>37714748
Have to agree with this, i cant booze because of G.E.R.D - long story short small amounts of alcohol trigger stomach acid and make me sick as fuck, no one takes you seriously when you dont/cant drink and no women want a boyfriend whos tee-total

>>37714832
i feel like the tea war is gonna start soon

I could take the Irish citizenship but it would feel a bit weird, I'm as English sounding as they come. Using it to do Uni over there might be a little awkward.

>>37714790
Naaa, people judge you on a date for shit like that. Especially in a coffee place. Just trust me and the other anon on this issue.

>>37714860
Green tea is top shit but green tea latte is just shit

>>37714862
strangest thing i have heard in a while. people obviously just use it to chill, they dont have to buy a coffee. its an alternative to a pub.

>>37714861
pretend to be a leprechaun

>>37714459
DUP are based as fuck. Wish our Tories were like it

>>37714861
plenty of irish cuck us with it, milk whatever you can back off the paddy government

>>37713760
Also from Dorset and in the same boat. Lovely retirement county but not much going on otherwise.

>>37714931
Foster is a cunt though

>>37714861
When I get an Irish passport and go overseas. I plan on putting on a shit Irish accent. When I'm back home I won't mention any of this.

>>37715064
make sure self seem authentic by doing a shitty belfast accent because foreigners just think its correct

>>37715104
I can sound like I'm eating my words so that won't be a problem

>>37715118
just say craic, lad and bai (means boy) all the time

>>37715064
Do you think it makes getting into the states easier?

>>37713105
jesus. same shit as before, 4 years ago when I was a levels

>>37714931
Ideologically yes, but their record on good governance is not great.

>>37715159
It'll be the same I assume but it should make getting around the EU a lot easier.

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might go /nightdrive/ in a bit despite feeling like total shit all day. My car is completely full of bird shit since I haven't driven in a while and its under a tree.

my aim is to mimic realistic daytime driving on a busy road and not stall

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>>37715199
tfw voted for brexit

>>37715254
>till you're about 35
>tfw 34
>tfw only one more year of calcium

>>37715238
good luck lad, what car you got?

>>37715238
go for it lad. bring that mythology book with you too because you will have something to read if you have a break.

>>37715199
ireland isn't actually part of schengen

>>37715282
306 DTurbo

>>37715356
bit of a naughty whip that lah

>>37715282
I can't really say it specifically cause someone was trying to find my cars MOT before

its a 2005 boxxy mazda
>>37715300
I could do but i'm too scared to park anywhere incase someone is around
>>37715356
>tfw don't have a boyracer car while banging out some sick tunes

>>37715350
it still helps having an irish passport
>>37715356
That's a nice wee motor

>>37715350
Ah well. At least Europeans won't want to batter me for leaving their precious union now.

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>tfw super intelligent but lazy

having a week off feels wrong, i feel the urge to go back to wageslaving despite not liking the job

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>>37715432
I know that feel lad, I just pretend to fail year 7 maths

>>37715427
if europeans could batter and englishman they would have done it by now

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>>37715350

When the UK leaves the EU, we (may) have to have a VISA to enter Schengen, but if you have an Irish passport, you won't need one. So it will be easier with an Irish passport

We aren't in Schengen, so you have to present a passport when entering the UK, but the UK is not allowed to deny entry to any EU national that attempts to enter (unless they are wanted by Europol and stuff like that). So if we end up without some sort of agreement when we leave the EU, France can deny your entry into France (and into the Schengen area) but they can't deny you entry if you have an Irish passport.