London's burning edition

Off to work now. Any takers for 8:15 or nah? Got the evening to myself as gf is busy. I'll check the thread on my phone, but likely won't phonepost. Also, any ideas how to do a search on an android? No alt+F of course.
Accidentally posted in then election thread first pls no buli

>>37704274
False flag, fridges can't catch fire. They are cold by design. This whole thing is a scam

when you were a kid what did you imagine was happening inside a Pokeball?
I allway thought it become like VR room of the pokemon's ideal environment

As a fembot

Nobody cares.

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Milk Cat 90

>>37704255
Kek

I'd most probably stock up on some extinguishers and or get a hose reel, just in case you know.

>>37704321
I always thought they were put in some sort of sleep mode until they get released

>>37704324
as a fembot, I have to agree
england is shit
actually, all of Europe is shit

I'm absolutely busting for a wee lads, I'm tempted to go and voulenteer to put the fire out

>/britfeel/ qualitative survey

Do you think there is anything that could shock you anymore after having been on 4chan?

Do you feel desensitised and jaded by catastrophic events that happen in the world due to this?

>British born men of Pakistani origin supporting Pakistan over England in the cricket

Nice integration we've got there.

>>37704382
I definitely feel very little today. Its probably more about who dies rather than how many

Wish I could smell a girl's hair as I'm cumming balls deep tbqh, boys

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Is it a good idea to apply for the same position listed on different job websites? It's an agency though so I think they're just gathering CVs. Does it look good or does it look like I'm ignorant? Applying for admin stuff if it changes anything.

>>37704382
Overall I feel quite out of touch with reality but I guess that's too be expected when I spend half my day talking with people I'll never meet and I can't put a name to. I'm definitely desensitised to major disasters and things but I imagine most people are but they're just better at putting on a front. If it happened in person i'd probably still be in shock though.

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>>37704410
I wish I could smell a girl
w-what do they smell like?

>>37704429
Bags of sand
Ori

>>37704419
I wouldn't tqbh, it gives the wrong impression

>>37704449
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
Absolutely no fucking jobs Jesus

I was going to give up junk food and coffee today but even though I see coffee as wagie fuel that ruins my sleep and ruins my gym strength, I can't really bear to do it. It energises me in the middle of a demoralising work day where I am the ugy loser beta (also on the street, but not with the same people constantly). I have been socialised to associate it with getting stuff done, even though I procrastinate endlessly. I haven't yet convinced myself to skip boring old "classic" books so why bother being non conformist and giving up coffee when I refuse to be non conformist and claim Jane Austen and Dostoevsky are boring as fuck.

I'm sick of always trying to look for philosophies of living and heuristics and etc. The only worthwhile advice that can be remembered all the time is to always be honest with yourself. But being honest gets the crowd piling up on you. Even lit cares about the crowd, no matter how much you talk about objective quality of books. If a book isn't endorsed by the academia-media-publishing industrial complex you don't give a fuck about it.

But another reason I won't give up coffee is that it brings up the issue of whether optimising my life like some dehumanised being is worthwhile. In notes from the underground one of the most memorable parts was when the narrator talked about acting in a perverse way to feel human.

And it's hot and the many attractive women outside are demoralising to see. They see me as disgusting non Chad scum. Yesterday a woman asked me for directions and I pretended not to know, out of bitterness. She I would've laughed in my faceif I had asked out the 22 year old her.

Today is typical. Hopelessness and laziness building up to an epiphany in the evening where I realise the key to succeeding in every aspect of life at once is to focus on few things / focus on many things / do only things I find fun / do only things society deems important / forget about the question and just live life etc.

>>37704382
Nothing's shocking and I do feel desensitised. The exception being when it happens to someone you know or it's within close proximity. For example if a family member is killed in a terrorist attack or a stranger next to me gets their head blown off.

Also I felt kinda numb towards the terrorist attacks in London because I live far from there and have never been. But I live in Manchester and was in town the night of the bombing and I flew home from a holiday in Orlando a couple of days before that shooting so those incidents affected me a lot more.

>>37704382
Basically yeah but I don't think thats because of 4chan and more just in general. I don't feel anything from these major events and I'm not even sure if I do if they're more personal. For example my grandad died last year and even though I didn't know him that well I still saw him quite often but I didn't really feel anything. I feel like I was supposed to but couldn't.

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('..). + '(.) = (..)
.'() + (..') = (')
(). + (''.). = ?

you should be able to solve this desu

Tower Blocks are shit

>All the windows are shoulder level or higher because stupid kids would jump out them otherwise
>The lifts are always vandalised and look like they'll collapse as soon as you step inside
>There's a constant fear of being stabbed while in the building
>Now that you're too scared for the lift enjoy your 20 flights of stairs
>Janice is arguing with Daemo to the left of you, Prinjeet is blaring bollywood soundtracks to the right of you and Mrs Mooney is doing the hoovering above you

They're necessary but I wouldn't wanna live in one

>>37704492
Looks like vagina maths to me

>>37704492
numberwang?

i just had a wank and my jizz was yellow and like jelly. wtf is wrong with me

>>37704505
>>37704514
thats numberwang desu

its just a small puzzle that i came up with, its not as difficult as it might look lads

>>37704515
Sounds like you have an infection

>>37704492
wolfram alpha doesn't have a clue m8, get out of here

So tomorrow my doctor will call me and ask how I'm doing with the whole depression thing. I don't think I need antidepressants but should I ask for them anyway just so I have some? Also has anyone ever been through cbt? Does it actually help at all?

>>37704382
I remember being 12 when 9/11 happened

>Fully comprehended what was happening
>Watched the news story, went "huh"
>Then got annoyed when they did nothing but whine about it for the next few weeks

I never understood people crying and being all upset over strangers dying. I'd struggle to give a fuck if my aunts or grandparents died, let alone some random fuck.

>>37704515
Either an STI (unlikely given you're here), Prostatitis or a one-off leakage of urine into your ejaculate.

If it keeps happening over the next few days see your docco.

>>37704535
Well I don't know what the answer is
Don't care either

>>37704546
probably because its just something i invented, its not even difficult maths, understanding it is the hard part

>>37704535
i'm sure it's easy when you know what the heck your notation means lad

>say I'm going to try to improve myself
>get mocked by parents
>never end up doing it

>>37704586
you should be able to get it from the first 2 complete sums lad, dont overthink it

>>37704588
Your first mistake was trying
Ogrinal

God's revenge for Northern Ireland

>>37704549
Gonna be going for CBT myself next week.

As far as I know, it's essentially treatment saying "stop thinking about bad things". I don't hold much hope that it's gonna be helpful tbqh

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>>37704588
Oh God this hit home.

>>37704605

BBC NEWS REPORTING ANOTHER TOWER BLOCK FIRE IN LAMBETH

Massive fire at a tower block in Lambeth broke out 15 minutes ago

>>37704588
>improve myself
>parents tell my I'm taking it too far and need to stop
>keep going

>>37704605
If you go in with that attitude it won't help. You get put what you put in.

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/874989176864862208
why are old people allowed to drive desu

Anyone ever done data entry? What's it like? I'm looking for general admin but I wouldn't mind doing data entry for a while.

The lads at work are going on strike next week for to days I'm not going to be paid for those days feels bad man

>>37704605
Hmm guess its worth a try if its free, how long did you have to wait to get an appointment?

>>37704662
be a scab, goyim

>>37704604
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/874983393947201537
plague of locusts seen heading towards dublin

>>37704672
I want to but I'm not sure if they'll let me

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>>37704605
I went to one session of CBT with my uni and had a fucking aweful time. I cried through the entire thing and it didn't help that my welfare officer is literally chad.

Is the NHS any better? My parents are making me go when I get back from uni.

>>37704649
This will seem like a stupid question but how do you change your attitude so that it's hopeful?

>>37704671
Been on the waiting list over a year.

>>37704651
coz they fought hitler and shit

>>37704702
I think the fact you're asking is a good step. If you go from "no this won't work" to "actually, I'll give it a try" it'll probably be enough.

>>37704685

My grandad is 93 and he has to pay nearly 2 grand a year for insurance with 9 years NCB

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>Digimon and Yakuza have arrived

Going to be a comfy afternoon lads! What are you going to be doing?

>>37704549
From my experience it is decent. It did improve my life but there were some things I couldn't overcome so I ended it. Like >>37704649 said, you have to take it seriously and try your best. I hope it ends up going well for you lad. And good on you for being willing to give it a go!

This thread just got a lot worse

now that I'm working in a supermarket, i still only need to leave the house once a day
glad I'm keeping the NEET lifestyle alive

>>37704710
They didn't even do that though they were too young during ww2

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If I get a 4 or 7, I'm going to the bookies for the 4th time today, and the 7th time this week

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>staying inside when it's sunny

Mummy would be angry

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>>37704777
>4777
>If I get a 4 or 7


Well...

>>37704777
lucky 7's

oriori

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>>37704777
this guy
HEEELLLOOOOOOoooooOOOOO

>>37704777
Holy trips
You now MUST go to the bookies every day this week

>>37704307
If you use chrome, the settings option on the top right should have it under the option of find on page.

>>37704788

Last time I said "if I get 8, I'll go to the casino" I ended up rolling 888, and won 88 bong

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>>37704746
just something to remember lad

>>37704777
Kev is blessing not only you numbers but your bookie winnings.

Amazing.

>>37704777

>If I get a 4 or 7
>7704777

holy kek

>tfw remember being a kid and harassing cyclists out the passenger window

heh

>>37704806
with logic like that you can't afford to not go

>>37704806
>tfw want to go to the casino but friends won't go with me.

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>>37704777

roll lucky 8 instead

>>37704827

Where are you lad?

originalposting

>>37704830
Rolling an 8 for xi

>>37704845
Newcastle at the minute

>>37704861

Shame, a bit far for me

Anyone else fancy going to the casino in Birmingham this evening, maybe 8 ish?

>>37704855
>rolls 8 for Xi
>gets doubles from Kev

lul

Has anyone ever gone the Casino in Liverpool? Have thought about it a few times but never bothered.

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>>37704873

Rolls doubles for kev
Gets 8s from xi

>trap threads now bait more replies than actual girls
sad state

>>37704830
>>37704855
I......I. ..have failed you great leader pl.....please don't have me sh. .shot

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>rolling for eights.

Who shall we bully today /britfeel/?

>>37704921
the same person we bully every day, pinkie, Tilde

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currently researching JSA/jobcentre stuff now that i'm about to finish uni and don't have a job lined up (and have no employment history)
pretty grim lads
what's the jobcentre like?

Gonna go fuck Karinna Latina again tomorrow lads

>>37704958
it's a magical wonderland of joy and whimsy.

>>37704958
not bad

Just walk in every week and say ur looking for a job and walk back out

>>37704968
don't they ask you a load of questions proving you've been looking for work?

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This was supposed to be egg and soldiers fml. Why do my soft boiled eggs always end up hard

>>37704993
you're not praying to the egg god before cooking them anon.

>>37704958
Was in your position a few years ago, except I was leaving sixth form.
Expect a lot of bullshit courses. For example, this is what I was "awarded."
>Anon has been awarded 6 Credits at Level One on a course entitled "Economic Wellbeing and Financial Capability."
>Preparation for Work Experience
>Financial Literacy: Budgeting and Money Management
>Financial Literacy: Saving and Borrowing
>Making Financial Decisions
>Understanding Changing Patterns of Work
>Understanding Pay and Payslips
I did none of these things by the way. I just sat in a classroom surrounded by chavs for 3 days a week.

>>37704958
good until you slip up and then they will come down on you hard

My virginity has cannabalised my brain and now I'm getting gender confusion as well

>>37704993
boiling too long and or waiting too long to open them

>>37705030
take the tranny pill, it's so easy

>>37705043
I put them in cold water, brought them to a boil then turned it down to a low heat for 4 mins then put them in cold water immediately. Might try 3 minutes next time

fuck lads, just wandered out in to my garden just as the neighbour was coming out so i had to pretend i was looking for something in the shed

>>37705056
I act like it's new. But I've been dealing with this since I was a child and feel so inferior to real males and females
My lack of companionship only highlights how broken I am to myself

>>37705006
>>37705011
is it worth trying to avoid it then?

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>>37704932
What?! I had my turn yesterday desu!

>>37704958
Have to do loads of pointless courses whilst being in the company of normie chavs. It does get a bit better after the initial induction stuff but after a few months they turn nasty. Best of luck to you lad. If you need any advice with faking your work search and making up excuses britfeel is the right place~

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>>37704697
Male therapists are pretty rare, you normally get a woman. Ive seen two, the first of which was for CBT. The whole process is pretty humiliating to be honest though m8 and yes the therapist is going to be a normie Chad/Stacey

>>37705061
The way I do it is

>Wait for the water to come to boil
>Gently put the eggs in
>Wait for 3 minutes, count a few seconds over
>Take the eggs out

Usually end up with nice runny yolks every time.

>>37705061
you don't put them in water as it's heating up lad, it is 3 minutes for soft boiled, don't put them in cold water after, remove the top street away

wonder if im insane lads suppose if i was i wouldnt be able to tell hehehahHhahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

>>37704312
where do you think the heat goes to make it cold? (retard)

>>37705076
>Have to do loads of pointless courses whilst being in the company of normie chavs. It does get a bit better after the initial induction stuff but after a few months they turn nasty. Best of luck to you lad. If you need any advice with faking your work search and making up excuses britfeel is the right place~
thanks tilde
gonna send off some applications over the next few weeks, if there's no luck then i might just go down the job centre sometime in july
you can apply for jsa online right?

>>37705081
>>37705083
Ah alright I'll try this next time. I was following my mums instructions lads and didn't want to be rude and google it

>>37705075
Nah, may as well go on it. What degree did you get?

>>37705075
yes, avoid the place at all costs, if you can get a job without stepping foot in there then you're doing alright

>>37705079
you saw a therapist for cock and ball torture?

>>37705103
does your mummy soft boil eggs often? because that reciple only longer is how you hard boil eggs

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>>37705068
I mean if your gender dysphoria has been going on for that long, go for it, I'm not even memeing. I'd give you a hug if I could lad, hang in there.
>>37705076
cmon man, who else is there?
>>37705079
feelsbadman with the safety scissors. I wish I wasn't so mentally ill.

Anyone know any good job websites? Been looking at monster, CV Library, jobsite, fish4jobs and reed.

>>37704958
Its alright m8, just document your jobsearch and get your money. You will probably be on universal credit

>>37705110
history
>>37705114
well i'm gonna apply for some jobs, if i have no luck then i might head down

>>37705101
You will probably have to apply for universal credit. You do that online and then have an appointment at the JC. Honestly lad it might be a good idea to see if you can get declared unfit for work by your GP for depression and anxiety. The ESA route is much better so I think it's worth a go. Good luck with finding a job, you'll get there in the end. Just don't give up!

>>37705124
Nah I don't get it when she makes soft boiled eggs they're usually really good, she said she uses this timing. I used a really small pan, maybe that's why

Any of you done an intensive driving course? Considering one to get it out of the way. Took lessons and failed my only test previously, been off driving for about 18 months.

>>37705154
>Honestly lad it might be a good idea to see if you can get declared unfit for work by your GP for depression and anxiety
Well I'm on SSRIs but I thought it was very hard to get declared unfit for work?

>>37705076
What you doing on tekken Lad? I've just beaten Cerberus on kingdom hearts

>>37704958
Learn to like Vivaldi - Four Seasons.

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>>37704382
not really shock but it supports my general assumption that everything is getting worse/more chaotic and there's nothing we can do to stop it.

mummy told me to put the towels on the washing line while she's out but i can't be arsed to i just put them in the tumblr dryer

Moving out of my uni house soon, feels like such a step backwards after making close friends and living with them and being independent for 3 years.
I'm 21 but I don't think I will ever be as happy as I have been this year again ;_;

>>37705172
because you have driving experience it think it will be okay for you. Normally I don't recommend them because people they can go from never touching a car to passing a test in 10 days or something

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>was supposed to go out at midday today
>mummy wasn't able to take me and I'm too scared to drive that far (7-8 miles)
>overslept instead and woke up at 3pm again

haha at least I didn't go out in the sun normies, enjoy your premature aging and melanoma

>>37705125
Hugg ;-;
Thanks. Maybe I can try at least

>missed dinner
>too early for tea
ah yes, the netherzone

>>37705187
stayed at home while i went to uni
made no friends, socially regressed and am less independent than ever
aha

>>37705188
Yeah I've got plenty of road experience, delayed my test for ages because of general anxiety/depression/being an idiot. I only got 1 major and 3 minors on my test, but it was enough to destroy my confidence in driving.

>>37705125
Nobody should be bullied anon! Britfeel is for comfy!

>>37705174
I think it is quite easy at least in my experience. I definitely urge you to give it a go desu~

>>37705180
Story mode lad. Thought about buying kingdom hearts desu~

>>37705194
>too scared to drive that far (7-8 miles)
surrender your license now you ponce

>>37705187
I'm 22 and I finished my first year (failed uni the first time after becoming so socially anxious I was unable to use the kitchen to make food and locked myself in my room and went for food at silly hours like 4am to avoid people

Managed to beat it this year and ended up with one word conversations and staring at my food cooking to avoid looking at flatmates

So relived my parents will be getting me a single flat to myself

go do some instant noodles with a egg for tea lads, anything else in the house i can add to it?

>>37705215
If I can pass anyone can pass lad, I'm a complete mess and still stall / don't know how to do roundabouts after driving over 200 miles on my own. I'd fail my test everytime if I had to re-take it

>moved training places to somewhere much less comfy
At least I get home earlier I guess.

>>37704777

Just got back from the bookies, took 7 bong, walked out with 20, profiting 13.

I'm up a total of 79.50 today, kev really is blessing me

Rekon I can win enough for a new TV (150) in time for corrie?

>>37705215
I got the same result on my first test but got straight back on it and passed the following month

>>37705234
I might do the same lad in a bit, yesterday's turned out a bit shite. Try adding some chopped spring onion as well lad

>>37705216
This is my first time playing kingdom hearts. I'm enjoying so far. It's a lot harder than i expected

Story mode is fun

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>>37705219
I can't drive when theres a lot of traffic, I still stall when there is just one car behind me, if there was loads I'd probably stall a load of times before running out of my car in tears. I'm an anxious mess even at 4am with 1 car 30 feet behind me

>>37705219
I actually burst into tears at the wheel when I get stressed
I bought a buss pass because I'm scared of city driving

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>Feel guilty about being a NEET
>Try to change my life
>Fail because I have no real motivation
>Feel guilty
>Return to being a NEET to escape the shame

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i'm too scared to even do driving lessons never mind actually drive on a fast road

>>37705244
Some guy made 3 grand yesterday playing the bitcoin market

Why are you bragging about 13 quid?

>>37705244
Considering you just got another Kev with 44. I think you will get that TV.

>>37704307
If you're using clover it should have a search feature.
If you aren't using clover then what the fuck you doing lad?

>>37705259
I played the first one a long time ago. It is quite fun but the spam x to win combat gets old fast desu~

Yes story mode is alright. Gives me a chance to try out new characters too!

>all these people who are scared of driving
I don't get you lot

>>37705232
>>37705206
That's sad bros.
That is partly the reason I'm so gutted about this; I was pretty much the same as that in first year. I was so nervous after having a small but close group of friends back home for all my life that I needed to make friends at uni, that when I met my first year flat mates and I didn't click with them I basically felt my uni experience was over and spent most of the day in my room alone, avoiding them to make food etc.
I know I am so lucky to have met the friends I did because I'm no normie and I know I'll probably never meet people like them again. After they helped me come out of my shell and develop by living with people I actually liked I don't know what's going to happen now I'm moving back to mummy's house.

>>37705274
I Cried in front of my instructor

>>37705311
I'm the too paranoid and scared of people to open up again
I just feel there is something wrong with me

>>37705309
Nothing comfier than your favourite album and a long quiet back road (preferably with lots of greens) on a dull but light morning.

>>37705278

bitcoin is a meme, he'll lose his money before he withdraws

>>37705278
Bitcoin seems really easy to make money with. Its been so predictable lately

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>>37705309
>driving a hunk of metal that you can die in at any second
>driving a hunk of metal you can easily kill others with
>will get bullied and horned if you stall or fuck up
>can bump into a car at any moment and ruin everything

>>37705316
I didn't talk to my instructor once, my mother told him I wouldn't, but it was fine. I didn't feel like I needed to.

I spazzed out when I failed my first test and threw the papers at the test guy and storm away like an autist, don't think I'd do that these days

>>37705337
>>37705339
anyone can make money on that right now, good luck cashing out at the correct time before it goes tits up though

>>37705339
The thing is the exchange rate flips and flops worse than the dollar now it's not worth it at all.

>weathers letting up, suns out
>decide to go sit in the garden with my dog for a while
>head out and look around for his toys, cant find them anywhere

someone must have nicked them, broken britain lads

>>37705355
>I spazzed out when I failed my first test and threw the papers at the test guy and storm away like an autist

fucking hell ebin

>>37705274
>get 125cc bike
>do a day course to ride alone with L plates
>small and agile, easy to control
>park anywhere for free
>nobody can ask for lifts
>tinted visor, nobody sees my face
>good on petrol, cheap to insure
truly the robot transport of choice

>>37705355
>driving a hunk of metal that you can die in at any second
>driving a hunk of metal you can easily kill others with
>will get bullied and horned if you stall or fuck up
>can bump into a car at any moment and ruin everything
why did you even bother learning, get back on the bus you spaz

>>37705265
know that feel
how do you survive neetanon?

>>37705355
>Never spoke to my instructor.
I know those feels. First lesson we spoke a little but outside of him telling me what to do and discussion of my driving we hardly spoke. Feel like he and my hairdresser have that sense. You know when you can tell someone isn't a social being.

Just saw my work coach in the bookies

>>37705309
i could easily be killed by a normie crashing into me
plus i don't trust myself or have the confidence needed to drive a car
>>37705316
feels bad lad

>>37705395
Enjoy getting hit by some dozy cow who doesn't look before cutting across a junction.
had to have 5 weeks off work because of that bint, but I was back on my bike in 6

>>37705395
sounds alright
i would be very scared riding a bike though, could get plowed off easily no?

>>37704321
It's a dark oblivion. They remain conscious and time passes as normal. If you leave a pokemon in the ball for a week, it will experience a week of utter darkness. Nothing to see, nothing to hear, nothing to feel. Total sensory deprivation.

That's why they're always so mad and murderous when they're released. Just not murderous towards the owner because they know he can just put them back inside the ball. So they direct their insanity at the owner's target, in hopes of winning the right to stay outside the ball for good.

>>37705391
he failed me for some bullshit reason, I'd invested heavily mentally into it. This is the only thing i've practiced for ever and to have some smug normie instructor on an ego-trip fail me for no reason is extremely rage inducing


>>37705405
haven't been on a bus for 8 years, I've probably rode on bus like 3 times in my adult life.

>>37705414
I get my mother to book stuff and have her tell them I have problems communicating so they at least understand I won't be into normal talk.

>>37705440
I did
NHS staff are exceptionally nice
got a payout worth 1.5x the bike and I still ride it today, cheers bob

>>37705446
>robot
>afraid of death
pick one

>>37705418
I'd have to take up some form of gambling after dealing with neets all day.

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Anyone fancy going to the casino tonight?

>>37705482
ive always wanted to go and try out some blackjack and poker, dont want to go alone though

>>37705455
I took the bint who hit me to small claims.
Got money for being off work. (Sick pay rate is far lower than my nightshift rate so 5 weeks fucked me over, it didn't but fuck her). She turned up to court with her 2 kids. Judge politely asked them to go outside, told her he didn't give a fuck about her kids and I was owed money.
Got 2 grand (plus her insurance paid for my bike).

Fucking hell, when did we become /gamblefeel/

>>37705500
I honestly prefer waifufagging to this and fucking car chat

>>37705450
Why can you talk to us and not to them? I used to be in your position until I realized I hated my parents doing shit for me like that. In the space of a year I went from being terrified of speaking to people on the phone to being one of the first points of contact on the phone at my work.

>>37705493

If you can get to Birmingham I'll join you.

>>37705459
i'm scared of everything lad

>>37705303
Yeah, the combat is a bit dull. It's put me in the mood for watching Disney films

Aye, that is decent. It's always good to try out new characters to see who you like

>>37705504
That's because ebin lad you're a waifu fag and don't like cars and mommy won't let you gamble.

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>>37705500

>05500

FULL HOUSE!

unoriginal

>>37705355

What ever happened to your father? Not sure if you've ever mentioned it before

Does anyone have one of those Kobo Auro ebook things. I want to read more and I think it would allow me to do it more. Also I like the idea of no one knowing what I'm reading so will be less likely to be asked questions about it at work.

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>>37705533

>5533

Two pair!

>tfw had a comfy car but it would have cost 500+ quid to pass MOT
pretty shit tbqh. The car only cost 600

>>37705534
I have a kindle ereader. Its pretty good, much comfier than reading an actual book

>>37705547
>tfw saving up 4 grand for a campervan to live in

>>37705534
>What ya reading anon
>A collection of Kafka stories
>Who's Kafka
>German writer
>What kinda stuff does he right
>Existential crisis, solitude and loneliness stuff like that.
>Yeah he seems like the type of guy you'd be into
T-thanks.

>>37705550
I thought about buying one for a bit. I sometimes go to festivals aswell which would be extra comfy over staying in a tent.

>>37705556
This seems like hell tbqh which is one of the reasons I've thought about it.

>>37705550
Kind of van lad.
I had a very transporter T4 convert but sold it and got a vw bay window camper. Gutted it and rebuilt the interior myself. I highly recommend doing it from scratch lad, great winter project and have it ready for next summer.

>>37705534
I got a kindle and I highly recommend it or any other ebook reader. Can store loads of books, you can read embarassing shit and no one will know and I'm not sure about Kobo Auro but Amazon do Kindle deals all the time so I'm always buying for for 99p or 2 quid.

>>37705506
Text is a bit different to talking lad, maybe if I slowly eased into it but I can't go straight in the deepend and talk on the phone

>>37705517
I can gamble, I made like 500-600 quid on the football in 2011/2012 the first season I could gamble. I don't really now because I know nothing of it

>>37705533
Hes alive and alright, I just don't feel comfortable talking to him much

>>37705550
>not buying a boat instead

>>37705615
I was thinking about one of them because I've read that it's better for putting shit downloaded from the internet on as it reads ePub over whatever thing Kindle uses. Might do a bit more research first though.

>>37705626
People that live on boats, especially river boats are fucking weird as fuck lad.

>>37705626
you need like licenses and stuff for a seaworthy boat

had my mental health assessment today lads.

Got a prescription for sertraline, referral for counselling, and a tier 3 referral for high intensity regular CBT. Apparently that's the top package the NHS can give to someone of my severity.

Had to also beg to stay in the secondary care system so I didn't get spat back out to primary care. The reasoning being that the cuts to the NHS are hitting the mental health services really hard and secondary care aren't able to keep patients on their books.
Scary times lads.

Oh, Maya says I'm lacking in depth
Shit, I will try my best
You say you wanna stand by my side
Darling, your head's not right

>>37705654
good luck lad
on the ol' sertraline myself

>>37704382
i drew a pic of a hanging body the other day and to get the angle of the body right i ended up copying a pic from online. the pic was of a 7 yr old girl that had been hung.

>>37705650
If you live on one it's still cheaper than renting somewhere

>>37705644
>weird
you know where you're posting don't you?

I'm not really interested in river boats anyway, I'd prefer a sea vessel

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>Tfw i saw the smoke from my window

We should have used the fire as a decoy for the great attack, but unfortunately i slept through most of it

NEET UPRISING DELAYED

>>37705588
>vw bay window camper

top tier taste, i want something like that too

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>>37705330
>I'm the too paranoid and scared of people to open up again
Same here lad
I've forgotten how to make friends

>>37705719
>>37705330
try finding some robot to open up to online, nothing might come of it but its better than nothing

>>37704274
fucking savage lad lmao

>>37705742
i open up to you lot, does that count?

>>37705743
You killed the thread. Thanks a lot mate

>>37705849
yeah sure but I'm not a very supportive person

i think i am literally losing my mind

>>37705872
You going insane lad? HaHAHAHEHEHE

>>37705851
>Uses a reddit abused term
>kills thread

What a surprise.

>>37705881
dont spook me like that lad

>>37705872
why what's up lad? feeling very similar myself rn.

>>37705888
Why do you think you're losing your mind lad?

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Rolling to see what I'm doing today.

1-Go out for a good old drive across the bridge into fife and see the parents.
2 - Play Pray (Ps4)
3 - Read American Gods (had it for years and the tv show getting advertised has got me thinking I should read it)
4 - Go for a ride through the city on my bike (BMX)
5 - Go for a ride through the country on my bike (motor)
6 - Binge watch Band of Brothers (been a few years since I sat down and watched it, and had a talk with a mate about it that got me in the mood to re-watch it.)
7 - keep shit posting on /brit/
8 - get round to finishing off SMT 2
9 - Listen to the entire Gorillaz catalogue. (Humanz is actually growing on me.)

Doubles - Drink myself into a coma for another night (making 3 in a row)

Triples - Kill myself.

>>37705872
Wonder if we could pretend to be insane to get institutionalised, one flew over the cuckoo's nest style

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>>37705917
>7 - keep shit posting on /brit/

>>37705903
>>37705906
im seeking help for hearing voices and suffering from episodes of delusions, recently started to forget simple words quite a lot and pissed the bed last night
i dont want to get worse lads

>>37705917
lmfao

KEEP SHITPOSTING ON /BRIT/

All the other options were massively productive too. Someone screencap this.

>>37705917
Rolling lad. Hope I get to visit your mum

>>37705934
ok that's quite a bit worse than me. I'm having severe depersonalisation/derealisation atm.

I think you should contact your crisis team?

>>37705917
Punish Damon
>A fallen legend

>>37705966
666 number of the beast
966 number of the damon

>>37705954
must be a weird experience that lat, doubt reading about it does the feeling justice

what would a crisis team do? im already seeing an occupational therapist but shes basically useless. she just told me to try and be less stressed and to just ignore the voices

>>37705954
Not him but I think I've got depersonalisation and the more I think about it the worse it gets. Sometimes I don't feel like a person but more like a human archive of all the things I do, people I know and things I enjoy, its really hard to even explain

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>>37705924
Brit normie has so many personalities he can be institutionalised. Britfeels would die though as he makes 90% of posts.

>>37705935
Such is life lad. Oh well, I'm here all night I guess.

>>37705947
Sadly you're not. It's a shame. she could do with the company. My dad spends his time in the shed smoking and fannying about with his bikes.

>>37705966
Use to drink to have a good time.
Now drink because the good times have gone.
>wish the lads from blur still liked me
>why does everyone hate the new gorillaz album I worked hard on it. I even put a grime artist on it for the kids.
>I'm too old for this.
>I wish I was Liam Gallagher.

>>37705979
You should already by in touch with an early intervention team for preventing psychosis right? surely? If not you need to get your GP to refer you immediately and you should be seen by them in two weeks.

If you are in touch with a team like that, you should ring them and tell them you're getting worse.

>>37705983
Apparently the trick is to get distracted and not think about it. But that's a bit difficult considering it is an all encompassing terrifying distortion of your reality.

like right now I feel like I'm in a dream, that I'm watching my life through a screen. I can't think clearly and my concentration is completely shot. It's fucking horrible. I can't remember things vividly, like this morning feels like a distant memory. I feel mentally disabled.

>>37706026
i asked about psychosis but the occipational therapist said that she spoke with her team adn they dont think theres evidence for it. she thinks its related to stress

>>37706052
what the fucking fuck. Ok fuck that occupational therapist. here's your goddamn action plan and you're going to do it ASAP ok?

>Book an appointment with your GP
>Demand to be referred to your local emergency psychosis intervention team
>Report the Occupational Therapist for malpractice

God's speed anon.

>>37706000
can somebody knock up a quick smirking liam gallahger pepe to reply to this with

>>37706000
>gets trips on his next post

You just dodged suicide by a hair, albarnlad.

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>>37706087
I wonder what feels Liam has these days?

>tfw Noel wont get a fucking flight to sing for the kiddies.
>mongs think I'm not the talented one.
>My solo album looks to be fucking brilliant
>Albarn's solo albums are forgettable.
>Wish I was Richard Ashcroft though. His latest solo album was on fleek.

>>37706122
By a baw hair mate. Not sure if happy or sad about this.

lads, how hard is it to get into building jobs?

when I go to ebay dot cum it still insists on showing me items from the uk.

anyone know how to get around this?

Lads I'm watching snow white and the seven draws. Sick film this.

>>37706083
alright lad ill call up the doctors and get an appointment to see what he thinks
thanks for the advice

>>37706174
vpn you idiot

>>37706171
remarkably easy, and excellent pay
but it's hard labour, and full of lad's lads who talk about the footie and shagging birds

>>37705187
I know how you feel. I commuted first yr but i've been living with mates for the past 2 yrs and its been great. Don't know what i'm gonna do with myself now I gotta move back to my parents.

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>>37706171
You a social cat? Like footie? Like a good piss up at the weekend? Building jobs are more about who you know. And you'll always start off as a labourer.

I use to do a bit labouring on the side lad back when I was on the dole. The lad put me in touch with a guy who was hiring and could get me through my cscs card. It was great, but ended up fighting with one of the lads on a night out and left.

Now I work at Maccas.

>tfw got a degree, but all my jobs have been 'common' jobs like security, building sites, warehouse and kitchen.

>>37705187
>>37706218


Just a warning lads, watch out for the old beast that is depression. It's so common amongst graduates due to moving back in with your parents and feeling like you've regressed.

my advice to you is to get active and keep busy ASAP when you are home. You need to find a new life to lead.

just cooked a steak lads it was well nice

please put britfeel in the title next time so my filter catches it.

thanks
-lurker

quiche in the oven
bacon and leek
smells good

>when you have no weed
life is suffering

Imagine having a bird like snow white, be sound that wouldent it lads

>Post your top 5 radiohead songs lads.

>>37706247
Yeah, I already intend to be out of the house most of the time. I have a job still which I can get a train too, so I will be there most of the time, or hanging with friends at home.

Anyone here like Swans, the band? Post fav song.

>>37706291
Shaggin 7 manlets, then leaves them for a tall lad.
Aye, she sounds a top bird mate.

>>37706298
No idea about songs, but Amnesiac is my favourite album.

>>37706298
Nude
Subterranean homesick alien
Fake plastic trees
Bones
Blackstar

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>>37706338
They're good, seen them live too. Back when they were doing The Seer promotional tour. Gira is a beast lad.

Fav song.
A cover of my favourite song ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp017Crrx7I

>>37706376
>tfw I have a silly amount of stuff in common with Albarn lad.

How old are you fella?

>>37706340
She isn't arf a smashing bird. That queen could give ya a good gobble too

>>37706376
looks like cillian murphy

blimey lads, my dad as only gone and bought a boat, the absolute mad man

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rate them lads. i kinda really want to shag a hijab girl

>>37706387
29 Lad, coming up for the big 30. (tfw Britnormie is the same age and also coming up for his 30, and yet I swear I aint him.)

What you think of the Glowing Man lad?

>>37706423
This has made me think lads.

Hypothetically, is there anything stopping me from sailing to another country like Greece, and then just getting off the boat at a tourist destination and staying in the country forever?

>>37706443
it's good but will never top 'the seer' or 'to be kind'.

my aunt is coming over to drop off her dog since she's going away so i'm looking after him. i already have a dog so i will then have two doggos

>>37706452
>buying the boat
>getting the need certification to go out to sea
>getting past the uk coastguard
>getting past the spanish/uk coastguard at Gibraltar
>actually being able to navigate
>actually being able to sail
>getting past the greek coast guard
>avoiding the greek police the rest of your life

>>37706467
The seer was such an intense album I really liked it. It's probably my least favourite of the new era swans. My Father Will Guide Me up a Rope to the Sky while not The Seer, I still hold in high regard because for 14 years away it was a solid album to come back with.

I'm off to the bookies for the 5th time today lads, wish me luck.

>>37706468
jelly lad, i have a dog and am thinking about getting another, maybe a bloodhound
what breeds are they?

>>37706503
Let the man have his autistic dream lad

>>37706503
Wait what? How can they possible guard the sea so well? I genuinely didn't realise there was a coast guard that monitors naval vessels.

what if I did all of this at night?

>>37706467
Meant to ask: What age are you lad?

>>37706520
mines a jack russel and hers is a cocker spaniel

>>37706550
Coast guards are more active at night because that's when the druggies come.

>>37706555
>>37706512

You have good taste lad.

I'm 26 lad.

>>37706550
Does anyone ever wish they lived in America?

The signals don't seem right
It lasts for just one night and then
I'm sorry that I said
That we were just good friends

>>37706244
I like football but I don't like drinking or socialising
I'm in the same boat - just finished uni, although never had a job, wouldn't mind doing something "common" though

Death toll raised to 12

>>37706298
Exit Music
Decks Dark
No Surprises
There There
Pyramid Song

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talked to my dad about my job prospects
feel slightly less worried, still pretty overwhelmed and scared though

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>>37706572
To be fair lad Music was my one thing (well that an autistic obsession with trainees.) that I really focused on through my life. My dad use to take me to the local 'indie' record shop every weekend because he really liked his music too so discovered a lot of stuff at a young age.
That said, most of my tastes in uni were developed from pitchfork (when it was actually decent and didn't give BNM to anyone not white, not that I don't like hip hop or other black artists, just some don't deserve a score over 5 nevermind BNM.) plus all the obscure blogspot sites that use to upload music all the time from bands that had maybe 5 listeners on last.fm.

I also use to listen to a lot of Radio 6 in the car a lot which has quite a few shows dedicated to less popular music.

>>37706634
Honestly lad, common jobs are best jobs. It's less stressful overall. I mean Brickie you are grafting hard, but when you get home the time is yours, the weekend is yours. Office jobs you're always stressing and worried. Fuck that.

Kitchen work is great too, and the people are, for the most part, proper soundies.

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I know I'm unloveable
You don't have to tell me
Full message received
Loud and clear
Loud and clear
Message received
I don't have much in my life
But take it, it's yours

I wear black on the outside
Cause black is how I feel on the inside
I wear black on the outside
Cause black is how I feel on the inside

And if I seem a little strange
Well, that's because I am
If I seem a little strange
That's because I am

But I know that you would like me
If only you could see me
If only you could meet me

>>37706550
you would have to go out to sea at a port lad, they're easily watched. modern ships have great long range detection

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>>37706728
Music feels?

This is how losers feel
I am a loser
And you're here to remind me

That this is how losers feel
I am a loser
And you're here to remind me

Some people say they don't fit in
and they can't remember if they ever did
They try and hang out with cool kids
hoping the greatness would shine on you again
but you're getting old and no one gives a shit
it's not in your head
this is the way life is

You finally meet a girl who loves you
and then she leaves for someone so much better
you kind of think that things might change
but you turn around and you're still in last place
and the winners always win
it's the way it's always been
and the winners always win
it's the way it's always...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMSdaCUDpnI

>>37706376
Nice lad. I saw them last month in Landan, aswell as in 2014. Both times amazing.

I think Screenshot might be my favourite of theirs, or maybe Cloud of Unknowing.

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>normie flat mates are in the kitchen talking about how much of a shut in wierdo I am
I can fucking hear you. Anyway, this is the song of the moment for me:
All the other kids with their pumped up kicks had better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with their pumped up kicks had better run, better run, faster than my bullets

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Day after day
They send my friends away
To mansions cold and grey
To the far side of town
Where the thin men stalk the streets
While the sane stay underground

Day after day
They tell me I can go
They tell me I can blow
To the far side of town
Where it's pointless to be high
'Cause it's such a long way down

So I tell them that
I can fly, I will scream, I will break my arm
I will do me harm
Here I stand, foot in hand, talking to my wall
I'm not quite right at all, am I?

Don't set me free, I'm as heavy as can be
Just my librium and me
And my E.S.T. makes three

'Cause I'd rather stay here
With all the madmen
Than perish with the sad men roaming free
And I'd rather play here
With all the madmen
For I'm quite content they're all as sane
As me

got an itchy bumhole lads!

Make no mistake
You shan't escape
Tethered and tied
There's nowhere to hide from me

>>37706851
horrible lad, put some sudocreame on it

>>37706819
Why did you get a flat with people if you are a shut in? This is exactly why I travel into uni becasue i knew the people in uni would constantly try to get me to go out

>>37706851
Got Wormsssss

>>37706870

some people dont have the option. my uni is 5 hours away from home

>>37706870
>This is exactly why I travel into uni becasue i knew the people in uni would constantly try to get me to go out
same here
grim

>>37706870
>people in uni would constantly try to get me to go out
I wish. I went into halls to make friends and not feel depressed, I spent the year alone and depressed. They ignore me if they see me. Also, five hour drive from home each way.

>Getting lots of emails for fathers day
>tfw your dad is dead

SHALABADINGDONG BONG-O's

So
>Tories currently negotiate DUP insanity
>All media eyes watching
>Suddenly a fire
Well that was lucky, media no longer care about politics again.

Why is this country so Jewish?

>>37706897
Lad at works dad was cremated.
>old wrinkled Black guy walks in
>Point out to the guy his dad is back from the burner to haunt him.
>Got a disciplinary for it lads.

>>37706911
not a conspiracy; tower didn't collapse

Why the fuck does my bank account seem to just haemorrhage money?

I had 300 2 weeks ago and now I've got 40. And I haven't really bought anything.

>>37706895
Wasn't there any unis closer? In a uni enviroment, making friends is bound to be difficult if youre a shut in. All the people i knew who were not into clubbing etc hated uni because of the culture.

Should get into lifting or something and just tell them to fuck off if they are talking shit about you.

>>37706933
the rich appartments nearby have been complaining about the towers for awhile now, they even arranged for the shit to be put on the building to make it look nicer. which caused the tower to burn and spread.

Now people can push to close and demolish all of the towers in the area because "danger" and replace them with expensive apartments thus pushing the poor out of london

>>37706911
>media no longer care about politics again.

Have you not seen the "TORIES CUT FIRE BRIGADE BUDGET" yet?

>>37706975

lad i went out last night with 2500 in me bank, got 1940 today. had 4 grand at the end of april....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40278564
Sounds like a pretty spooky experience for these lads

>>37706976
Yes, but it was by far the best of my options. Lifting might help a bit, but idk how much it could really do for my mental health. I can't hold a conversation without having an anxiety attack like a gun is being held to my head, telling them to fuck off might be a bit of a stretch.

>>37706987

gentrification is literally the worst.

middle class white cunts from the home counties re shaping london should never have been allowed to happen.

no i don't want smashed avocado on sourdough toast you shitbird

>remember a qt from school, think about looking her up on normiebook
>remember that she died

it's an odd feel

>>37707021
what did you she die of lad?

originale

think my dogs gay lads he just tried to shag my other dog whose a boy

>>37707021
I'd F to pay respects but honestly fuck that roastie

>whore that you wank to on instagram makes her account private

truly an awful feel

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>>37706999
I've only managed to grow my savings account by 500 since Christmas.

The absolute STATE of the cost of living in this country...

>>37707001
tfw you;ll never stalk them and surprise bum them whilst screaming 'fancy a bone!??'

>>37707048
You'll find another instagram whore, laddie, don't you worry

>>37706438

1-5 = left to right

5, 2, 4, 1, 3.

>>37704274

Some Haji tried to follow out bomb advice he got in a pamphlet and set the whole building up.

Funny how it's been downplayed as a "refrigerator explosion".

>>37704274

Guys, is this a message about what's to come with Mama May?

>>37707039
a car crash, a pretty nasty one if i remember.

>>37707046
she was alright, she was always really nice to me. she was inoffensively normal.

>>37707079
>Haji
yanks out

>>37707079
>Funny how it's been downplayed as a "refrigerator explosion".

Infowars plz go

>>37706438
12534
Wabbb

I'm deffo buying girl clothes today

>>37707013
Dont know what to say then. It was probably always going to end up like this or go to a shit uni. Normies don't understand social anxiety. They think you choose to act this way.

Exercise helps me but i don't know for sure if it would help you. I only get anxiety if i don't go out for a while.

Just bought a Switch lads, I know I should be sad and appalled at what happened today like all my normie friends but I'm too hyped to play games targetted for children and manchildren

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>dude stop crying over the first world fire in london. it's nothing compared to the suffering going on in qamishli today

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Think i'm gonna make a spag bol lads. I need it. Learned today that I have to work a week straight, haven't got a day off until Wednesday next week. Bullshit.

>>37707079
Where is your proof?

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Wish you were here lads

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>Driving home from work
>Stopped at a junction on a dual carriageway waiting for the lights
>In the right hand lane waiting to turn right
>Light turns green
>As soon as I put my indicator on to signal I'm going right a black man starts honking his horn like crazy
>He overtakes me shouting and swearing out the window

What did he mean by this?

>>37707102
I'm west midlands though goy.

>>37707113
The areas 95% non white. Type it into Twitter and you can go back a bit and see pakis there celebrating since their bomb kit info came in the post.

your favourite 5 albums of the 00's, go

is this it
WPSIATWIN
demon days
in rainbows
elephant

>>37706890
Yeah, I half became mates with people at uni and they went out almost everyday getting drunk and high. I could not be ased with it. Don't mind going out sometimes but that is way too often

>>37707163
>The areas 95% non white
>pakis attacking non whites

>>37707151

Read >>37707163 lad.

>>37707158
he's black so he probably doesn't understand the highway code

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>>37706438

same m8. but i want her to keep her hijab on whilst i drill her in her hardline conservative fathers bed before shooting a massive creampie into her.

>>37707171
>P
what ever you say I prang
good list