>tfw no yandere gf that loves me a lot Why even live?

>>37664575
I know this feel anon, we need more yandere girls out there.

>yandere is just an animeme trope
>yanderes literally don't exist irl
Cucked by the universe itself.

also give sauce op

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>>37664575
No, you don't want one, believe me.
I was married to one, worst decision of my life so far.

>>37665818
elaborate, was she one of those bpd shit tier ones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuDSMLCKjEc&t=3s

here you go

>>37665881
i feel like im in this situation. super clingy and randomly hates me

>>37664575
>wanting to be raped
>asking and consenting to it
what did she mean by this

>>37665946
>asmr
kys plz

>>37665881
Sit down kids it's time for a small story and train wreck that was my marriage:

>have a waifu
>3dpd mentality
>meet a girl that acts like my waifu
>literally my waifu personified
>start daiting, some how
>propose 2 years later
>life is good
>all of the sudden, she has this wild mood swings
>like going from 0-11 in less than you can say "what's wrong"
>I was able to calm her down couple of times
>sometimes I just had to leave the house for days
>she was allways checking up on me
>at work
>in the computer
>when playing video games
>just to be sure that I won't be disloyal
>because she saw it in a dream
>ok babynuts this is getting really uncomfortable
>one day she starts throwing my waifu figs
>oh fuck no you don't, you come second to my waifu
>kick her out
>2 weeks pass, she's a lot better
>apologizes for being such a nutcase
>ok
>2 weeks later she comes back to her yandere tendencies
>like Instaling a gps tracker on my bike and truck
>with me knowing
>calling me when I strayed of the route from home
>where ya going hun?
Then one day as we were sleeping in the bed, I wake up, to the feeling of something cold to my neck
>open m eyes
>she's staring at me
>wide open eyes
>with a fucking knife to my neck
>annon i had a horrible dream, and decided that if you ever leave me, I'll kill ya baby
>y-yeah hun, I would never do that
>move out the next week
>she has a literal meltdown
>like nuclear reactor level
>tell her parents
>they ask me if she was taking her meds
>what meds?

>>37667103
Sounds like she is just bipolar/mentally ill.

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>>37667103
Oh boy
>parents tells me she needs the mess to keep her moods down and in control
mind ya, I have never seen her taking it or telling me any of this.
>talk to her about it
>but annon, I did it because I don't want you to see me that I was a crazy person, besides I'm ok with out them
>the hell you ain't
>ask for a divorce
>no
>she goes nuttier
>starts stalking me
>leaving me uncomfortable notes all around my car and motorcycle
>told her parent to control her,
>she's your wife now lol
>fuck me
>out of nowhere, she stops
>maybe got bored
>nope
>she trows me some divorce papers
>literally just divorce, she wants nothing from me
>I check with an attorney anyway
>yep they are real
>sign them in the spot
>freedom
>she still stalks me once in a while

>twf no girlfriend that leves me even a little bit
why am I still alive?

>>37667270
damn she sounds fucking crazy

This is why I would never date a woman

When boys are as cute as they are in 2017 there is no reason for vagina to exist

>>37667103
>>37667270
I'd kill to get this. Norman out etc etc

>>37667270
But you aren't dead yet.

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>>37667374
I learn my lesson for sure, 2d is the life for me
>>37667381
if that's your thing, go for it, just don't complain when your ded because you saw an anime with big boobs on it
>>37667383
>yet
I'm afraid, that one day, it will happen.

>>37667381
>I'd kill to get this.
So would she.

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>>37667103
>>37667270
I'd love a yandere gf but I fear I'd be too boring for her to stalk. I have no friends, no interests, my workplace is a sausagefest, I do not frequent any places besides home and work. I don't even play vidya online. The closest thing I do to human interaction is posting on 4chan.

>>37667543
Restraining order should be in order.

>>37664575
Gonna need the source to this masterpiece

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>>37664575
>being this much of a pedophile

i had a yandere gf

you don't want one, it sucks

>>37670141
>t. disgusting normie faggot

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>>37664575

>did she really say that...?
>holy macaroni!!

>>37669244
Together forever by wanyaguda

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>>37664575
>find source
>dialog is different

>>37670193
i'm the opposite of normie

how do you think i found such a fucked up girl

>>37664575
Can I have the sauce pls boos my comment is totally original

>>37667374
>When boys are as cute as they are in 2017 there is no reason for vagina to exist

Right, because if trannies are known for anything, it's for being mentally sane.

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>>37670470

<--- a cute tranny

>>37667270
>>37667103
I would love to have bf who acts like that woman.

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I want a cute yandere weeb gf so we can watch anime together. Why can't I ever get one while apparently every other robot here can...

>>37664575
>tfw have yandere gf
Its not as exciting as you guys claim it is mostly because they typically threaten to kill themselves over the littlest things

>>37670848
This womyn comes up to you, slaps your follower on the ass and says A FINE DAY TO YOU FRIEND, MAY YOU DIE WITH A SWORD IN YOUR HANDS, wat do

>>37671271
>implying we wouldn't love that

>>37671271
yeah see this guy knows

>>37670141
>>37670335
they also pressure you into abandoning all your friends for them

>>37667103
>>37667270
Stop playing make-believe, you fucking neckbeard.

>>37671468
>they also pressure you into abandoning all your friends for them
>having friends
Normalfag leave

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>tfw no yandere gf (male)
>tfw nothing but death would be able to separate us

>>37671613
online "friends" i meant dude, i don't have any real ones

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>>37667103
>>37667270
Fucking hicks.

>>37667374
>>37670848
>>>/lgbt/
faggots get out

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Yandere fags should burn.

>>37671297
If you actually loved her you wouldn't want that.

>>37673233
If you actually loved her you would recognize that she is doing that because she loves you so much.

Even the crazy ones want Chad.

>>37667381
Tbh actually getting married makes you more tolerable.

It's the sex party hard normiescum that make my gears grind

>>37671618
>tff senpai doesn't want anything to do with you

>>37674527
Why give him a choice? Make him see the true nature of things.

>>37673723
I think you misunderstand the purpose of a yandere once she has established a senpai, anon.

>have a shut-in gf
>cares for her baby cousin, does online classes, helps build the new family house[s] (little family compound, inb4 cult, they're just too poor to buy more than one property)
>that's pretty much it; virtually never leaves the house unless I take her somewhere
>almost compulsively tells the truth, can't lie to save her life even if she wanted to
>cute/clingy/happy, I'm essentially the center of her world
>farms and fishes, almost never buys food
>dangerous to go outside at dusk or after dark, she's been stalked by wolves before
innawoods is where quality gfs are, and I don't mean hipster girls who drive into city parks to take pictures of butterflies.

>>37673432
If you actually loved her you wouldn't want her to hurt herself.
I just cuddle up with mine to make sure she knows she's loved.

>>37675963
>never leaves the house unless i take her somewhere
>farms and fishes

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>>37667103
>what meds?
jesus my sides anon

>>37676023
>farms
She has a garden in her backyard, not sure why that one's so confusing
>fishes
She lives a short walk from the ocean, it actually is lightly regulated, her entire family goes on scheduled fishing days. It isn't "sit on a dock and cast a line," it's "walk into the goddamn ocean with a net and scoop out 30lb salmon with a handheld net." It's not a fun relaxing pastime, it's more like picking up roadkill you see by the highway, just slightly more sanitary.

>>37675963
>>37676105
Sounds wonderful anon. How'd you guys meet?

>>37667103
>oh fuck no you don't, you come second to my waifu
No wonder she went crazy desu

>>37676238
Highschool actually, 11 years ago she was the only one autistic enough to not be repelled by my autism. I barely even talk to anyone else from there anymore, most of them sort of don't answer my messages anymore.

>>37676495
not him, but waifus are always first.

>>37676633
That's why you either marry your waifu or don't bring other girls into your laifu