new bf/gf thread! post your dream gf or bf pic related >me

>post your dream gf or bf
>posts self
Doesn't take much to think

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PLZ EXIST

>>37654391
>that much info for yourself

you're not as interesting and underappreciated as you think you are, nerd.

>>37654469
me but you better live in leafland

>>37654469
Get back at me when you ascend to autistic monarchist bf

>>37654496
Nope I'm in the US ;_;

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it's cute alright

>>37654469
I used to be that guy, but then I became a regular social liberal.

>>37654680
Is it bad to want a visually impaired gf? It's not like they won't know I'm ugly, but I just want to help and protect them

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my female ideal

>>37654680
You're a pretty good drawer, anon.

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>>37654391
>post your dream gf or bf
>pic related it's me

Just fuck off you god damn faggot. Go to those shitty chart threads on /soc/

>>37654827
Nah you're good my man, but don't remind them about it too often, it gets very annoying, can tell bc i'm a male version of that gf

>>37654870
Thank you, it didn't took much but im glad it ended up alright

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Now this is what im into

>>37654754
absolutely disgusting dude, what the fuck

>>37655033
This
It gets annoying when people remind me of it.
Also hate asking people for things that'll help me see things like a bigger monitor or bigger text on a book. I feel like a nuisance honestly

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i need a boyfriend originally.

May I have the template please

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>>37655233
No, you cannot, fuck off.

>>37655255
o-oh, ok. i'm s-sorry

>>37655221
>lets go live in the south
>not knowing the mountains are the best places to live

>>37655221
>we need to live in the south?

Seriously? I thought only the people who lived here liked it here.

>inb4 c-cousin fucker hahaa

>>37655323
yeah, I'm from the south.

>>37655343
What state? Arkansas here.

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RPD = thot

so are all females that are here

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>>37655221
>communism, babe

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>>37655357
Oklahoma.
oregano post

>>37655389
Not the anon
Sorry you were born in this shit state lmao
Nothing here except nice people and prairie land.
love going to my grandma's farm tho

>>37655343

Georgia here. Fuck this place. Except for the diversity of the landscapes, that part's pretty goddamn great

>>37655221
>living in the south
>pointing fake weapons at people
That's a good way to get shot.
>tfw no gf to treat bullet wounds

>>37655323

I grew up in socal and lived in Tennessee for a year. I miss how slow life seems out there.

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>>37655221
>communism
I wouldn't fuck you with a loaned cock.

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my totally chad bf irl

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>>37655255
i made it 100x better

>>37654469
>sports are for mindslaves
Woah... so this is the power of autism

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>>37655221
>MK
Blazblue or bust.

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I will post this in every thread until either i feel better about myself, i win, or i give up and hate something original to hate other than myself.

This is my ideal btw not me. Im a 5'8" gayboi neet who starved off 40 pounds to feel better now am going crazy hoping it pays off otherwise I'll start stress eating and gain some which makes me feel bad so I pity eat until I turn 21 then drink to death.
Im really fuckin tired.

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I'm in love with a fictional gf I created that I'll never have...

>>37655363
M60 a cute.
CUTE!

>>37656127
>This is my ideal btw not me. Im a 5'8" gayboi neet who starved off 40 pounds to feel better now am going crazy hoping it pays off
literally me when I was 19 years old
it didnt pay off for me
i'm 23 now
gained most of it back
i have body hair
life fuckin sucks
i hope it goes better for you

>people who post shit drawings of themselves
You've ruined these threads. Nobody cares about what you are like, you aren't going to find a bf/gf here.

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>wanting a sexual partner
You guys are just normies who fail at being normies and find comfort in trying to convince yourself that you are different.

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plsexistplsexistplsexist

>any level of self-esteem and confidence
>intelligent and knows it
>socially, or at the very least emotionally savvy
>open to drugs
>generally takes it wherever and whenever
>understands my aloofness and emotional lacking doesn't mean I'm not fond of her
>we help each other creatively
>we encourage each other to live dangerously

I'm weird

>>37656127
>>37656233
i was wishing we would wallow in self pity together but i guess you're not here

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looking for a qt shy caring gf

>>37656437
Shieeeet i was introduced to watamote and figured if i was going to start posting to r9k regulalrly i should so i watched an episode and forgot about my post here. I'm 18 by like a month so I still have time I hope. So... yeah.

>>37656322
>Paganism
He sounds like a faggot

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this dreamgirl dont exist

>>37654469
Pretty close to me. From a political stand point theres a lot more to me than that.

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I posted it once before and won't post again because these threads are cancer.

>>37656755
Did you steal mine from the future?
Can I steal yours actually? That's cute as fuck.

>>37656769
Yeah go ahead.
I don't think either of us will find her anyways.

>>37654391
I'm so disgusted by this.
This is an ideal thread, where you post what you WANT.
Look at what you created. You took all that time to make that big infographic about yourself. That goes completely against what these threads are. That's so narcissistic. You are NOT ideal, OP. Not one small bit.

>>37656780
I'll still be rooting for you since we're brothers in tastes in gfs.

>>37655221
As a guy who lived in the North and now lives in the South, trust me. You do NOT want to live in the south.

>>37656553
>we can vc
What is vc?

Am i GF material?

http://imgur.com/a/YUV3x/layout/grid

Also, anyone here also get seasonal depression?

>>37656938

>low-res
>otherwise obviously screenshot of webcam show

git

>>37656928
voice chat
oregani

>>37656437
>>37656606
Oh. Ill just watch a few more then...

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>>37654391
I don't ask for much.

original_comment_2294

>>37656733
I'm interested anon. I hope you live in the states. Discord?

>>37657027
>not making an ideal gf live with you

>>37656836
>You do NOT want to live in the south.
Sound like one of those whiny ass yankees who absolutely loathe the heat.

>>37657133
that comes after we open up desu

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LOOK GUYS IT'S ME

>tfw no englightened gentlemiss to orbit

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I want to go to France, probably won't meet her though

>>37657154
>It's another Southern elitist
The heat is manageable. It's the people who are garbage. They talk about Southern Hospitality, but they're so hostile towards outsiders. Not to mention how everyone needs to know everything about each other. It's the only way to keep their pathetic lives interesting. Also, the economy is terrible in most of the states, and there's nowhere to visit or anything.
It's the perfect place to go if you're a masochist, or if you REALLY want to die. I'll take civilization over the US South any day.

>>37657209
>but they're so hostile towards outsiders.
I don't think they started that fight.

>>37657435
It's been about 150 years since that fight, they can get over it.
They couldn't even tell you what the war was about, and when, besides "a long time ago over slaves."

>>37657435
it probably went like
>Hey bro. I'm from the north btw.
>Hey partner!
>I'm a northerner.
>You.. told me that already
>I'M FROM THE FUCKING NORTH
>STOP YELLING DAMNIT!
>W-woah, b-but southern hospitality.

>>37657457
You're forgetting the nonstop animosity they've had to put up with for the last few years.
I'm from fucking Ohio and I can see how bad they get treated. They can't even have a little bit of pride without people calling them animals and trying to pull federal funding from their states.

>>37657490
Kill yourself.
Try /soc/ or tumblr.

>>37657483
I'll admit that things like banning the confederate flag was uncalled for and ignorant, but people wouldn't make such generalizations about these people and fund them the way they have, if the majority didn't act such a way.

>>37657531
One person did something bad and they've been getting treated like shit for it for 3 years because of it.

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Fuck off to /soc/
archetypal not your fucking laundry lists

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Im going to post this here again because everything is terrible

>>37657092
Wow what shallow aspirations. That isn't a person that's a paragraph. This is the thread to share your absolute outlandish dreams of someone you would be happy with. You aren't writing an obituary you're creating a life perfectly molded to fit your standards and desires. The person should be a perfect resonance of your motions. Enjoy it a little. Make someone you can fantasize about and cry to sleep knowing the closest you'll get to achieving them is a reply saying "Lol this is totally me to bad I live in bumfuck nebrahoma". Unless if you really are so shallow a person that 5 or 6 items, one of them in chinklish, is all it takes to make a perfect match then you need to get some character.

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These threads used to be good.
Clearly we can't have nice things.

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heres my ideal bf. ^-^

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This might as well go on /soc/
Which is a sad turn of events really.

This is version 2.

Version three coming soon.

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>>37657092

>gcc
>working on an insane monolithic relic

Why not LLVM / Clang? It's a much more pleasurable experience.

>CTFs

I like you. Shame we're both men and I'm from europe.

>>37657874
>tfw I'm like this but I'm straight

>>37657874
P O R T L A N D
O
R
T
L
A
N
D

origamai

>>37657928
I'll make a gf version if you want! I'm very bored.
>>37657946
what about it?

>>37657956
Are you in or near portland because I think I fit your description

>>37657980
Fraid not. I'm in New Zealand :(

Bump this thread for the next 10 hours for me senpai. I want to post a self but its 3 am and like 80

>>37657956
Might as well, nothing else to do

>>37657994
end your life dash

>>37657994

;(

rip my nigga
i wish i could make u suck my cock

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>>37658064
l-lewd. (would do it though)
>>37658041
bite me, thot
>>37658017
here you go! Hope I did okay.

>>37658007
Also is senpai random or some word filter? I think its either when i say guys guy or dudes

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>>37658139
you aren't getting to me, filthy roastie

>>37658143
t b h = desu
f a m = senpai
you should probably lurk more next time mate

>>37658176
>roastie
you're a little bit off there. sorry to say mate.

>>37658179
>Forgetting s m h becomes baka

my perfect gf already exists

i just told her i post here

and i hope she sees this post

>>37658196
I never saw baka anywhere, actually.

>>37658139
Yeah that's good, thank you!

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I don't know why I'm posting this again but here we go.

>>37654680
This is me lol ....h

>>37658369
Something something post discord so everyone can jump on the orbit train.

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>>37656127
thats me
however am tall acording to latin American standards

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Just one type I could think of. I'm not picky

>>37655079
cute.
I hope you find him someday. I hope he is everything you want.

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my bf application form i post on /soc/
ladies contain your orgasms

>>37658919
>height
Might as well kill yourself on the spot

>>37658919
>new zealander
mate you're the first kiwi i've seen on this damn board asides myself.

>>37658919
>>37658960
kiwi chad reporting in

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Reposting myself

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>tfw no tuborg

>>37659099

fake and gay

orifuckingginal

>>37658981
good for you mate if you are >>>/out/

>>37659158
T-thanks, y-you too anon.

>>37659180

You can take it as "Too good to be true"

Also, I am not anon. I am a namefag

>>37659099
Im confused is this you or what you want?

>>37659099
QT. I hope you find her one day, anon.

>>37655221
>>37656836
>>37657209
>>37657457

hope you enjoy helicopter rides

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>>37654469
This used to be me until I realised the NAP is a spook.

>>37655221
Georgia reporting in.

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>>37654391
There's blatantly an attempt to be niche and borderline hipster without exploring the areas of the arts in any real depth. By the looks of things a self-important imbecile who is far from amusing nor interesting in any way as you're attempts to be either of those two things stem from a need of social validation rather than obtaining those qualities naturally (through a great degree of introspection, observation, and self-education). To be honest I wouldn't be surprised if you are underage, like you're someone who recently realized that the world has more depth than you previously thought and are struggling to adjust to the fact.

I don't mean to be harsh, though on this board only the most contentious statements make it through to the other side, understood?

>>37659194
This is me anon, a spergy

>>37659185
Namefag I'm spergy as shit I really doubt somebody can stand a conversation for more than an hour with me.

>>37659292
We should talk then, contact?

>>37659322
>almost 30 minutes
You're a little slow, man. What if someone else was here and asked for contact already?

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is this bad o

>>37659322
Spergysauce#6782

>>37659346
Added
octogon

>>37655881
but the templates look the same

>>37659338
Yes, that is my ideal gf.

bumpyjumpypp originalo

>>37656606
i had gone to sleep bby
you have plenty of time

just make sure you dont spend your whole college life in a cum stinking dorm room like i have

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This stupid thread isn't good for anybody's health. So here, completed mine from yesterday.

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>>37654391
GF or not, I just want to be around people I like and live a comfy life.

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why is reality so harsh to us, friends?

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These threads are shit
they create hope that will die easily once you remember this is all fake

>>37659742
Thanks, sorry I missed this one too i was asleep

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pls send qties

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>ideal bf thread
>faggot draws a picture of himself and describes himself instead of a female describing his perfecr imaginary boyfriend

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of course i had to make a shitty oc just for this meme

>>37662537
I like archery and do fishing, does that qualify enough as hunting?

asuming you are a girl

>>37662678
sorry I don't eat fish. I expect my man to drag home some bear meat

>>37663027
I could try, with a gun

you unironic about the bear meat? don't carnivores taste like shit?

>>37663120
good boy. i don't care for weapons tho. What I need is MEAT

I've been desperate to try it for a while now. Hopefully i can get my hads on some this season. Appearently bear is alright. They eat a lot of berries.
My instructor told me he cooked a fox saddle once. Appearently it tasted like shit

>>37663120
>not killing the bear with your bare hands
Fucking betas, man.

>>37655830
This is how I've always been in passed relationships, minus cooking part, since most girls these days suck at cooking.

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fockin bone tim s trying to take my everyin away

>>37663626
You're a fucking normie get off my board and go back to /pol/ you faggot.

>>37661977
>tfw no sleepy bf

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>>37654391
rebosting muh self.

>>37663698
If you don't see why you should hang yourself just from your post you should just be send to the gas chamber you boring ass normie faggot
>hurr chokers let me call ya slut and choke you
>hurr let me be the most beta of cucks and throw tons of money at you despite acting all dom
>hurr read my shitty writing that I think is worth anything because of my inflated normalfag ego
>hurr lemme give you tons of compliments babe

You're a failed normie.
Get out.

>>37663626
You're also a failed normalfag, only normies want kids you faggoy. Eat shit and get out.
>hurr it should be legal to kill some people aren't I so edgy
>hurr let's have kids because I'm too stupid to not let my tiny ape brain control me
>hurr dude sex lmao lets fuck a lot ooga booga I'm a fucking animal
>hurr muh joib
>hurr muh wife
>hurr muh family

>>37663626
youre 10/10 lets have 7 babies

>>37663120
I don't live in the US and Im intrigued by you

>>37664183
fuck ^ was meant for >>37663251

it's getting too late to post

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High sex drive is a must

>>37664202
hoho me neither
eu here

>>37664291
well if you like a younger bf :
kik: DFtwoone

>>37663684
I couldnt sleep so i was up till like 4 watching anime ._.

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>>37654680
>Put on glasses
>Remove glasses
>Repeat infinitely with practically no cool-down until orgasm is achieved.

This game is broken, fucking shit devs.