What are some good tricks to play on normals?

Send them flour in an envelope.

>>37616916
Underage b&. At least I hope you're underage and now some 20 something fuck who would consider popping tires for people being more successful than him.

>>37616966
>having a car
>implies successful

>>37616916
What the fuck is the point of that? Why place a "trap" when you could just slice the tires for the same (but better) result? Retard. If you slice the tires they need to buy new ones whereas a puncture like that is easily fixed.

>>37617037
Better yet just get a coin, rough it up against some wall and as you walk by their car....SSSSSCCCCREEEACCCCCH

>>37616916
>shoot up their schools

AHAHAHA FUCKIN' CLASSIC

Yay this thread again!

Can't wait for the salty redditors

>>37616916
If they've done nothing to you, then you aught to do nothing to them. Tit for tat.

>>37617050
>>37617037
>>37616916
You know if you get caught you're going to get the shit beaten out of you right?
>inb4 some edgelord claims he is strong and wouldn't get his ass kicked
if you're into doing shit like this you're definitely going to get that ass beat

I carry some caltrops for my bike.
I don't take kindly to people trying to kill me.

>>37617114
That's why you always check your surroundings. Even so I'm a fast runner. Most of these normie cucks who drive are obese. They have become so dependent on their car that they have forgotten how to run.

>>37617114
You're gonna get hit with a taser, normie.

>>37617170
>Scratches car
>Gets spotted
>Tries to run away at sanic speed
>Immediately gets shot
>Bleeds out on the floor

>>37617200
>Killing someone for scratching your car
Enjoy the murder charges.

>>37617200
No guns in my country. They would be a shit aim anyway.

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I used to spit food on people from high distances.

That was pretty fun.

>>37617213
>He thinks it's illegal to defend property
kek
>Scratches car
>Gets gun drawn on him
>I-IT'S JUST A PRANK BR-

>>37617255
Not that anon, but you can still get a manslaughter charge in most states for killing someone over scratching your car.

The killing rule (e.g. castle laws) only apply if they're running away with your stolen property. And those laws only apply in certain states.

t. cop

>>37617280
>manslaughter charge in most states for killing someone over scratching your car
>t. cop
>manslaughter for deliberately killing someone
Either you're a liar or a shitty cop

>>37617255
It's called excessive force.
You're not in danger so you have no right to use force. There's no court in the USA who wouldn't convict you of second degree murder.

>>37617255
>normalshit power fantasies
lets hope the normie mods wont kill this thread again, i enjoy the normie rage too much

>>37617297
>Getting the opportunity to legally kill a sperg
>Rage
Sounds pretty enjoyable to me desu

>>37617323
You're retarded.
Luckily they don't let retarded people drive.

>>37617291
You're an idiot and see here for why >>37617295
>t. another Cop, albeit not US

so that razor blade under the car door handle stuff is too much for mods? i really wouldnt want that to happen to normies

>>37617353
>>37617280
Why is there so many cops here?

>>37617291
It's a plea bargain probably.

>>37617390
I was here before I became a cop and goddamn will I stay here now I'm a cop. I see so many fucking normies doing law-breaking and dumb shit, I can't help but sympathise with you fuckers. I mean I was the weird kid in hs that the populars picked on, but I at least got laid with the emo/scene girls.

Plus, Cop is true cyborg career

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A couple years ago, I broke into someone's house with some other people and stole a bunch of shit and punched his gf.

It's not exactly a prank, but it was a normie getting something he deserved.

>>37617114
Are you retarded? How are they going to get close enough to you to beat your ass when you have caltrops on you? Just run in between two houses, drop your caltrops and they're fucked

>>37617417
I wasn't saying it's a bad thing, I actually like cops a lot. It's just an observation.

When you scratch your ass outside, touch as many things as you can. Gotta leave your scent to establish dominance.

>>37617440
Ah...my bad mate, being a cop is paramount to being the snitch kid where I'm from, even if you're just a desk jockey. So I expected shit from here too I guess.

I fucking love working RBT over event nights; Putting normies in the pattywagon is so satisfying
>tfw you got to give your hs bully a $600 fine and 6 points
Feels good man

>>37617421
Home invaders deserve death. I hope you karma bites you in the ass.

>>37617478
>home invasion is wrong when its a normie's house
cant say i agree with you anon

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>>37617478
But messing with peoples' cars is fine?

You've got some weird logic, there.

>>37617486
Youre the normie.
>broke in with his friends
I wish theyd killed you

>>37617490
Youre fucking retarded.
End your life

>>37617495
>wishing i was dead because a comment
>still claiming the moral highground
normie logic

>>37617495
But they didn't now, did they?
>>37617506
Hey man, all in all, I didn't take as much as I could've.

He would've lost more if someone messed up his car. He just lost a couple hundred max and his gf got punched. So fucking with his car is worse than what I did.

>>37617421
What did he do to deserve it, anon?

>>37617530
He was just stupid. Nobody liked him.

>>37617524
Read a law book nigger

>>37617524
>his gf got punched
best part desu

>>37617160
Explain how the fuck you expect this to work out for you

>>37617255
holy shit I laughed so hard at this and it's pathetic

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>>37617540
I don't read books fag.

>>37617548
You probably cant even read because youre a dumb ass nigger

>>37617575
I can read what I'm typing. I think that counts enough.

>>37616916
>pretend to be gay
>suck a bunch of guys dicks
>let them cum in your asshole
>after a few weeks let them know you're actually straight and it was just a prank

>>37617589
>What does penal mean awww hell nah
>Sips malt liquor

>>37616966
>being a normalfaggort
>>>/out/

>>37617654
I'm not a nigger buddy im a serb

>>37617390
>>Why ARE there so many cops here?
Do you know where you ARE?

>>37617685
Whats the difference?
Youre a nigger whos the wrong color by accident

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I slightly adjust the side mirrors on cars in parking lots so that they have to readjust them when they start driving again.

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>>37617713
hey man whats your problem huh?

>>37617736
Youre a violent animal.

>>37617735
thanks for doing your bit against the normalfaggs anon

>>37616916
When I was younger, around christmas I liked to find little kids who got presents from their relatives then ask what their parents got them.

>>37617735
I love doing this also, especially on older cars when you have to do it manually. I do it only to the passenger's side so they don't realise until they're already driving

I also like to stick lemons up exhaust pipes

>>37617095
>they've done nothing to you
wrong.

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>>37616916
ITT people getting mad at something they can't stop.

They can and probably will get away with it.

If you keep doing it there's going to be more of an effort to catch you.

Anything else said in this thread is an emotional outburst.

Will someone shoot you? Probably not. Depends where you live.

If they do catch you they're going to fuck up your life just a little bit.